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Author has written 29 stories for Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Song of the Lioness, Hunger Games, Goose Girl, and Homestuck.
First things first: I AM NOT A GINGER.
Also, my avatar ended up sideways. Oops.
OK: Here goes. I have... erp... how many stories? *checks* Ah, 26. At this point in time. I'm sure it'll change soon.
Aaaand before anything else: DON'T CLICK THIS!
Um. Um. Um. What else to say? Oh yeah. I have a somewhat long profile, so bear with me...
Erp... I've got a lot of random quotes...
Do as I say, not as I do. ... On second thought, wait until I've got my thoughts straight. -Me
I have eyes... THEY'RE UNDER MY EYEBROWS! -A friend
Do not touch. That's gonna be my famous painting some day... -Me
The world is your notebook... sketch your future. -Me
Punch line to a tea joke that I don't even know: "Leaf me alone; I'm bushed." -Somewhat me, somewhat Iro from Avatar: The Last Airbender
"It's never too late, to shoot for the stars..." NOOOOOOOO. NASA stole my job! -Me
"YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Really? They started dinner without me? -Me
I'd rather be early to everything... except my death. -Me
Meanwhile, my friend is fashionably late to everything, except her birth... -Me
Stupid? Very, Jason... very... Just the sentence right there: "Our weapons are a khopesh and her magic." Um, HELLO? That enough sanity for you? Sorry, I'm talking to characters again... -I Am An Anonymous Person
Join the Dark Side; we have cookies!
That red stuff coming out? It's, uh... strawberry jam!
Why does the jam taste like blood? Um, it's fortified with iron.
No cookies? Are you surprised? We're the Dark Side for cryin' out loud! - Me
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. -My dad
Fague and Vuzzy, attorneys at law: "If it's not clear, we're doing our job right. -My dad
And that's what you get when you have soap, bobby pins, and an ADHD child. -Me
Shampoo a squirrel! -My friend (Same one as the eyebrow quote)
That's what she said! -My friend (Same as quote above)
I AM SHE! -Me (In response to quote above)
Procrastinators-- UNITE! Eh... maybe tomorrow... -Me
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REAL PERSON PROFILE
Name: Just call me ginger, okay?
Age: 13 TAKE THAT, YA SUCKERS!
Appearance: armpit-length, straight-until-bottom-of-ears-then-it-gets-wavy light brown hair with natural dirty blond highlights; somewhat-tanned skin tone; brown eyes (though I like to think they're more of a dark honey XD); brown glasses. Anything else you want to know? Ask me.
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS PROFILE
Godly Parent: DAUGHTER OF MINERVA, DESCENDANT OF APOLLO, BABY!
KANE CHRONICLES PROFILE
Path I'm following: THOTH ALL THE WAY!
Specializing in?: ANIMAL CHARMING WOOT!
HARRY POTTER PROFILE
House: Ravenclaw. :D
HUNGER GAMES PROFILE
District: 3. ELECTRONICS=EPIC!
Tribute?: Only 'cause I volunteered for my best friend.
Team: PEETA, BABY!
Flock member?: HECK YEAH!
Powers?: Um. I read really fast. Any more are undiscovered as of yet.
MORTAL INSTRUMENTS PROFILE
Shadowhunter?: Derp. 8D
Favorite weapon: does a stele count? No? I'll take a seraph blade, thank you very much.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
WHAT AM I?
You own a cell phone.
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You wear chains.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
Your hair was/is dark.
You can skateboard
You hate/dislike preps.
You love the computer.
You cut yourself over depression
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You have freestyled.
Total : 1
You like loud music
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
And so, I am a total geek. Go figure.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
I swear, I'm a girl!!!!!!
[x]There’s at least one person you hate.
Ravenclaw. :D KNEW IT!
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Q-What is your favorite color?
A- Any shade of purple.
Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?
A- Oh gods. I couldn't kill someone!!!! And I like them both!!!!!! And they both screwed with Percabeth!!!!!! Oh god... I'd probably run away before I'd do either.
Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?
A- Invisibility. I could go anywhere, do anything, I could find out what people really think about me.
Q-Favorite Percy Jackson quote?
A- "You're a stalker with hooves."
Q-Favorite Christmas song?
A- River by Sarah McLachlan.
A- The Tip of the Iceberg by Owl City.
Q-If you could date any Percy Jackson character who would it be?
A- Um... I don't really date... but I guess I'd have to say Leo.
Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?
A- Probably Annabeth. If I dyed my hair blond and got gray contacts.
A- Too many to name. But I loooove Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles, Divergent, Harry Potter, the Mortal Instruments, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians, Maximum Ride, and a heckofalot of others.
Q-Night or Day?
Q-If you could be king or queen of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?
A- You don't want me ruling. I suck at decisions.
Q-What's your personality like?
A- Um... I'm complicated... but I'll try and be brief. I'm caring, I'll tend to put others before myself, I listen if you have troubles, I'll always try to cheer you up, I try to be kind and generous, I'm usually intellectual, I try to think before speaking (but fail sometimes), I'm slightly random, I'm generally responsible, and I won't betray a secret.
Q-What was the last thing you thought?
A- What was the last thing I thought? *in British accent* Oh, right. I'm so obsessed.
Q-Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?
A- George Washington! :D
Q-Who is the most special person to you?
A- Oh dear. That's hard. I don't know...
Q-Scariest moment of your life?
A- Um... I don't know. I guess when I was little my brother watched too much TV so, being the responsible girl I was, I hid the remote from him. Unfortunately, it was up high, so I fell and cut my side on the sharp corner of my old bookshelf. It was shallow but bleeding a lot, and so I ran downstairs to get my dad, but he was talking on the phone and told me to get a Band-aid. So I got multiple Band-aids and actually tried to put them on my six-inch cut.
Q-One word that would best describe you?
Q-What is your favorite month?
A- Oh, probably September. It's warm but not overly, and there are colored leaves everywhere, and no mosquitoes! :D
Q-What does your user name mean?
A- I've always loved the spice of ginger and you use the root of it. And gingers are epic (even though I am NOT a ginger!!!!). And 17-2 is 15, and 17 and 2 are my lucky numbers.
Q-Have you ever been in a fight?
A- Physical? No. Verbal? Hades yeah.
Q-Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Q-Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Q- Biggest fear?
A- That people will think of me in the worst way possible-- they'll think I'm shallow, self-centered, dumb, vain,and a terrible friend.
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