Bat the Wood Elf
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Joined 11-12-02, id: 293615, Profile Updated: 07-03-14
Author has written 7 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Chrono Crusade, Trinity Blood, and Bravely Default.

When she was nineteen year old, Bat, realizing that she was a failure as a mature adult/guide-like mentor/teacher figure, decided to become a disgruntled hermit and live off sake (and her own ego). She renounced the world and began to fine-tune her plan for world domination, secretly hoping to become an evil overlord. She would sometimes go on quests, which brought her to distant lands, such as school, a shopping mall, downtown, and Chinatown. Her greatest ambition was to join the Knights Who Say Ni, in order to alternately send people out on quests for shrubbery and plant them by her shack, from whence she plots...

Bat has recently strayed from her shack in the woods to go get some milk. And more shrubbery. Perhaps bring back a landscaper.

Edit: Now twenty-two, Bat realises that she is well on her way to becoming a crazy cat-lady. Thus, she has decided to get a head-start on the crazy part and write fanfiction. Her current hobbies include taking over several fandoms, begging grad schools residences to take her in, trying to convert the world to the 32 hour clock, taking Canadian Lit classes against her will, asking for directions to the Ivory Tower, and taking care of her plants.

Post Edit Edit: Now twenty-seven and realizing that she's not nearly enough of a masochist to write a phd thesis, Bat has voluntarily thrown herself out of the Ivory Tower of academia. Exiling herself to the far off land of Nihon, Bat teaches small children for a living. Distraught by this unlikely turn of events and her sudden semi-respectability, she decided to kick-start her plan for world domination by building a giant laser. Her plans were foiled when she adopted a cat, who ended up being a little kitty dictator. He wears a little dictator hat, stands on his hind legs, and barks/meows orders at her. He made her sell the laser for noms and catnip and she has to sneak out to buy sake and shrubbery. She's still a butterfly that hasn't found her samurai, but that's alright, because the little kitty dictator will be angry if she's not home in time to feed him dinner.

Status update (03/07/2014)

Um, hi guys. D: Long time no see. I'M SO SORRY NAMELESS FOREST! There will be updates!!!

Drinking Game: I'm thinking of writing two other parts.

Shades of the Past: Typing it out now. D: I'm a terrible person.

Pax Vobiscum: I'd have to get back into Trinity Blood... it might happen. But probably not.

TMR: Pretty sure I'm abandoning this story. I have no idea what I was thinking when I posted this.

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Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Disappear by Rirren reviews
Harry is transported into an alternate universe where he finds Sirius and his parents are still alive and he is Voldemort's most infamous deatheater. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Blue Moon by WasabiLemon reviews
Sora, a recently chosen slayer with a knack for running into trouble, finds himself growing closer to the gifted vampire Riku and the rest of his family, despite their unsavory tendencies; however, his association with the powerful vampiric bloodline eventually draws the ire of the ancient organization that dominates vampiric conduct...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 182,233 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Riku, Sora
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Quintessence by Mathematica reviews
“Well, Master, I think I’ve found the one positive aspect of this situation.” “Which is?” “The Temple won’t have to pay the costs for our funeral pyres.”
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Protege' by jedinemo reviews
Darth Vader has an unsettling encounter within the Imperial Palace that changes the course of Galactic history.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,921 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Family Affair by Ladelle reviews
When Naruto's father and Sasuke's brother find romance, the two will stop at nothing to end it...even if it means falling for each other in the process. SasuNaruSasu MinaIta AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Resolution Between Shadows and Light by Sakura Tsukikage reviews
AU. A different ending to the Revenge of the Sith. ObiWan finds it in his heart to forgive and attempt to save. A Dark Lord struggles with the man he used to be. Is redemption possible after everything that has happened?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,277 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Couches by stormqueen873 reviews
Quick fluffy viggie concerning ObiWan and some poor, unsuspecting couches and one Master unfortunate enough to have such a devoted apprentice. JAtimeline, taking place somewhere after QuiGon takes ObiWan as his apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Missing Link by Emilio reviews
Can a rainstorm bring a homeless Inu Yasha and Kagome together? YOU BET IT CAN! [Inu x Kag] Au.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,089 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
My Immortal Lover by MayzyGreen reviews
Another typical, boring day in the life of Sarah Williams.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,258 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006
The Daydreamer and the King by MayzyGreen reviews
The night of her triumph over the Labyrinth, Sarah has a conversation with the man of her dreams. Or nightmares. Or something.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,155 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
On a Leash by Moonlight Shadow4 reviews
(AU)(rated for language)Imagine this from Inuyasha's point of view....you've been turned into a dog. A real, yapping, people-don't-understand-you mutt. What to do when you're in the pound? Enter Kagome and let the story begin....
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 151,056 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Turn Back Time by SStar Luna reviews
What would you do if you had to choose between what was right and what was easy? Harry is faced with this very decision as he tries to cope with having to live in the past after an unfortunate accident transports him to September 1976. CHAPTER 13 NEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 3,962 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
CAUTION: Marauders Traveling by aroar11 reviews
James is given an orb that takes him, Sirius, & Remus to Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. Now why would someone do that? To make sure Harry is never born, possibly. While they're there though they can show Harry a thing or two about being a Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,035 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Bottled Genius by Torenza reviews
[Complete] AU. IYKag. Kagome is down on her luck, so when she rubs the bottle of the Genie Inuyasha, she thinks her life has changed for the better.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,344 - Reviews: 3870 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
The Trouble With Being Perfect by KirbeeDesirae reviews
Finished I am James Potter and I am perfect. This is my story and my struggle to win Lily Evans, despite my perfection. Based on information from OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,702 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Only Time by Rynne Lupin reviews
Chapter eighteen up! After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry is tired. He is offered the chance to rest, relax, and have fun…by going back in time to 1977 and becoming his parents' DADA teacher. But things don't stay relaxing for very long...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,580 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Harry P., James P.
The Veela Allurement by Illucia reviews
DMHP During the summer before their last year in school starts, Draco Malfoy s Veela heritage is awoken. He s searching his mate and that leads him to the most unsuspected target. A hard and difficult one too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,982 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 4,098 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sins Of The Children by Mel J1701 reviews
'He felt dead inside. He was so tired of it all.' In 1976, the attempted suicide of a boy at Hogwarts will haunt the lives around him and the very future itself... Spoilers ahead for OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Severus S.
Love Remains by girlstarfish reviews
(AU) Tohru is delighted to live in the Souma mansion but quickly discovers the house hides a mystery. Can she rescue Yuki and Kyou from the family's dark past or will the curse claim another victim?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,450 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 10/31/2002
The Price of Freedom by Torenza reviews
AU. Inuyasha has been a captive all his life - and he finally escapes, but at a price. Kagome happens to find him washed up on her beach, blind, and must do anything and evrything in her power to help him get his sight back. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,541 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/26/2002 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Complete
Some Things are Better Left Unknown by Giesbrecht reviews
Ch 1 slightly revised There are plenty of fics with Harry and Co. going back and time. What if the Marauders went forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 3/10/2001 - Complete
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Drinking Game reviews
Rindea, SPOILERS. Ringabel is piloting Grandship one night when Edea brings him coffee. They decide to play a truth game.
Bravely Default - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Edea L., Ringabel - Complete
Shades of the Past reviews
AU, RxC. Rosette thought it would be easy to play housekeeper for an eccentric old man's long abandoned house. She didn't expect to fall in love with his dead older brother.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,357 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/16/2005
Pax Vobiscum reviews
AU AbelEsther Because Abel managed to escape before the completion of the Red Mars Project, Armageddon never happened. Alone in 22nd century London, Esther is trying to avoid trouble, which seems to closely follow the AWOL former Aerospace Commander.
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/28/2007
A Storm in a Parody reviews
An introspective narrative dealing with the complex and subtle nature of the blanket scenario told, sadly, in low burlesque.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/17/2004
A Storm in a Tea Cup reviews
Rosette and Chrno are stranded in a snowstorm while on their way to fight a demon. Seeking shelter, they happen upon a shack that has just one blanket... oneshot
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
A Tarnished Mirror's Reflection reviews
AU - Having gotten rid of Voldemort and living with his godfather, Harry wasn’t expecting to be lured by his reflection to a world where Voldemort is still alive, and Harry Potter is his minion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Lacunae reviews
AU H.E.L.L. : Human Evolution Lacuna Laboratory. A secret organization cloning ancient corpses. Seems straitforward enough, but why go to such lengths to play God? YY, RB, SJ COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,853 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Complete