Author has written 15 stories for Pokémon.
Starfire, the Lazy Lynx, here! FWOOOOOOSH!
- The name's Starfire according to that pen-name thingy up there, but I get called by a variety of names by different buddies here and there. So you can know me by many different things, but in general it'd be safe to say that you know me by the name 'Starfire'.
...assuming that you know me. Online or offline. (Hmm, no one here knows me irl anyway, and I intend to keep it like that. :P)
- I am a... silly, insane, Luxray-loving, friends-are-everything, Paul-pranking, procrastination-at-its-finest specimen-claiming, human Jirachi. Hi there! XD
- Don't need to pinpoint my location on the globe for you, I'd rather you don't size up people because of nationality. Internet should be free of political boundaries, I say.
- I love books, my net-books and my friends... I'm a really lazy person, but will do whatever required if absolutely necessary... *is bricked* And my priorities are highly messed up.
- My birthday is on the 14th of July and I can assure you that I'm mentally aged six. XD *munches random oreos*
- My awesomesauce besties: Mei (AsakuraAka/SapphireSoulmate/AnimeHurricane), Mari (Ju5t An0th3r H3d63h06), Ashlee (Resacon1990), xXNaruMayoiXx and TheMaskedShuppeteer. I love you guys! :D
- Current obsession: Nail Art. Though I do get a bit of crap about it. Yeah, I actually am a little bit girly, so what?
- I'm on YouTube! Check out my vids at youtube.com/starfire1407
Reading, writing, gaming, editing, drawing FTW. End of discussion.
- Ikarishipper. Always. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...Sorry, I knew I shouldn't have nicked all that chocolate from the fridge. Meh.
- I like ContestShipping too, it's just that I'm a bit tired of all the repetitiveness in the stories here... you won't find me following any CS unfortunately. My tolerance for them has reached an all time low.
I can be an excellent friend to you... if you want me to be, that is. So it depends on you. If you're nice, I'll be the best-est buddy ever! Even if you're sour, I'll continue! But if you piss me off, my patience has a limit... I'll snap. Don't worry, that's quite rare. I'll put up with people even if they DO irritate me. I haven't blown up on anyone here yet... XD I really strive hard to be an excellent friend, plus I can't stand letting anyone down! Eheheheh... -scratches head-
I'm quite a big reviewer, and mostly all the stories I've read have been reviewed by me, so if I haven't reviewed, then I probably haven't read it or have forgotten to follow it any more (Geez, I have a life outside this too, ya know!) Sadly, karma doesn't work for me like that... for that... *sigh* But I'm happeh! =D
Anyway, feel free to PM me. I'm always up for a good and random chat.
(24th August'13): Yeah, I started a new Ikari multi-chapter. Feel free to shoot me.
But I sincerely hope you like it. I need some support to keep away from getting into a slump once again. I've had probably the worst depress-y spell ever, as of recent and it has made me go crazy as hell. I'm batshit insane, yes. :3
(12th May'13): FF and RL are really making me depressed but I will try to go on with it. Published a new one-shot (very old in fact) And I have loads of ideas but need to think whether I'll even be writing them or not. I need motivation. -_-
(13th February'13): Back here with an update of 'A Series of Kills'! Oh yes I am! Even though I don't really expect much reviews since it hadn't been updated in a while, oh well. I probably shouldn't be here either since I'm having my finals and stuff. -3- Oh inspiration, why the hell do you strike me when I'm supposed to be studying? No fair. :/
Anyway, I have a new one-shot too, well more like a drabble, but it should be up soon hopefully. :)
(27th January'12): Ah, haven't been there for a while now, have I? *cowers under glares* Alright, alright, I'm sorry! I'm under too much pressure atm, so yeah, wasn't here for what? 3 months? I suck and I know. Well, I published a new one-shot (yes, I've decided it'll remain a one-shot), Ikarishipping obviously :P soooo, mind checking it out? Thankies! :D
Yes, I'll try to continue my stories, so don't abandon them. :D Feel free to PM me any suggestions if you wish, I'm always open for all that. :) I'll also start reviewing once again (I have, as a matter of fact :P)
Well, I need to run, so ciao! Wish me luck coz I have major exams coming up! ]
(8th October'11): I am really very happy to say that I've finally gotten over the writers block for The Dawn in My Life. All thanks to TheMaskedShuppeteer! You're a gem, buddy. Chapter 5 has already been posted, so GO READ NOW! There's gonna be loads of drama... and fluff too, I hope, in this story now. Hope you all are still sticking with that story! Also, I posted an Ikarishipping poem today (*gasp* I did?) Never ever thought the day would come that I would write poetry... if you can call this crap that. Anyway, I hope you DO read it (what author doesn't?)
(24th August'11): Back! So that means you guys can expect updates! Yay!
Fics I'm currently working on :
'd e s t i n y' - Chapter 5 (1% complete) [Last updated on: 19th October'13]
"You changed my life and I changed yours, because when we met sparks flew, flowers bloomed, love blossomed. Forget the IOUs; we were destined to be together, forever and always." Ikarishipping/ShinHika.
Shipping(s): Ikarishipping, another-undecided-as-of-yet.
'A Series of Kills' - Chapter XII (2% complete) [Last updated: 13th February'13]
A really dark and mysterious story which has a blunette taking revenge in a deadly way...
The reason? Look closely and she's doing it to avenge...
This is no plain revenge...
Genre(s) - Mystery/Suspense
Summary - Only one murderous intention: Revenge...
Shipping(s) - Ikarishipping!
'Origins' - Chapter 7 (20% complete) [Last updated: 3rd October'11]
Now as Top Coordinator, Drew finally realises that there is something more which he does need in life. Family becomes a priority, and what about love? Will bonding with family, something which he started regarding as a waste of time, open his eyes to new things?
Genre(s) - Family/Romance
Summary - Drew is now very successful and famous. He thinks there is nothing more he needs. But some incidents occur and some memories are revived which make him reconsider. ContestShipping. Rated T for safety.
Shipping(s) - Contestshipping!
'The Dawn in My Life' - Chapter 9 (4% complete) [Last updated: 12th May'13]
Formerly a one-shot, this is a tragic love story, written largely from the perspective of Paul, as he meets Dawn once again and they start travelling together. What they didn't expect was to fall in love. As this 'forbidden' love grows, a lot of drama takes place...
Genre(s) - Romance/Tragedy
Summary - "If you press me to say why I loved her, I can say no more than because she was she, and I was I." IkariShipping. ShinHika.
Shipping(s) - Ikarishipping!
Fics completed :
'20 Hours' - What will Dawn do to pass her time during a bus-ride? Use her ultimate "weapon". But what if she can't? IkariShipping one-shot!
'Never Apart' - "Rumors had it that those two were never apart for more than a few hours after that." ContestShipping one-shot. Now a prequel to 'Together for Eternity'
'Together for Eternity' - Sequel to 'Never Apart'. "Legend has it that they were never apart for more than a few hours. They were always together. Together for eternity." ContestShipping one-shot. Rated T for death. Bonus: Implied Ikarishipping!
'According To You...' - One question is battling in her mind due to the recent events in her life...her 'boyfriend' or her best friend. IkariXPenguin song-fic! Contains IkariShipping, PenguinShipping and Anti-IkariShipping. /Both formats posted/
'What More?' - A short IkariShipping poem involving an abandoned Dawn on the streets and a guilty Paul, who left her to rot and eventually, came back for her, but in vain. Or not? ShinHika. Purely random.
'I Hate Libraries!' - …or she thought she did, but not anymore. Yes, Dawn just got another reason to love the shrine of books. Ikarishipping!
'Lust' - At this moment, just one glance at the face in front of you and you find that you don't care anymore because you just want her. You just want her. ShinHika.
'D a y d r e a m' - 'You look at me, I look at you; I am in a trance.' ShinHika; poetry.
'Reliquit' - "Legend has it that they never left because they never found solace, even when almost reunited." ShinHika/Ikarishipping one-shot.
'And Then...' -Because sometimes, dreams do come true and then fiction becomes reality.
'Cinema Blunder' -'I guess I do have another softener in this world now. And this one is probably a hundred times more effective than the original one.' IkariShipping/ShinHika one-shot.
I did not make this
Dawn: Do I ever cross your mind?
-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.
-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the f you did it.
-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
-Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
-Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
-Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
-When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
-You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
-Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them (and i know a few)
-He who laughs last thinks the slowest
-Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
-Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle
-If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?
-If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk
-There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
-Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
-Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
-You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
-I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
-OK, so what's the speed of dark?
-It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
-Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
-Normal people worry me
-"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
-The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
-"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
-Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
-If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
-Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
-If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
-Tell the truth and run.
-Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
-Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.
-Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
-If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
-Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
-When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.
-Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
-A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
-Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME(there is no particular order)
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Number 7 confessed to be part of your family?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What is 1's reaction?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Number 6 appears to be a player and is breaking many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes through your mind?
Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an email. Now what?
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
You notice that 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
Would 2 trust 5?
Number 4 is bored and starts poking 10. What happens after that?
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
10 and 9 are blushing as they talk. What is their conversation about?
1 accidentally kicked 10?
2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF, but 9 got it? What would happen?
5 and 6 did a workout together?
6 notices that he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party?
7 won the lottery?
8 had quite a big secret?
9 became a singer?
What would 1 think of 2?
What would make 10 scared of 1?
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 years later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
When her hair is wet,
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy:Now give me a big hug.
Girl:She gives him a big hug.
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
Girls don’t realize these things;
But most of all
Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'. I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Re- post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress
FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS:Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS:Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
Muhahahahahahaha! So you're still stalking me, you imbecile? Your end is near...
-cough- Sorry about that... so, you really are here! Great, I never thought my profile will interest anyone! So, enough pestering you coz you obviously didn't come all the way here for a banter, so please go ahead and check out my fics! Thanks and good day/night/whatever!
...I talk too much, don't I?
Well, Starfire the Lazy Lynx, OUT! X3
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