Author has written 4 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Harry Potter, and Giver.GREETINGS! This. This is my bio. Yes it is.
My Name(s): Ka'ena Saffroka Min, Melisandra O'Callise, Lyf Gabbins of Gab-End, Over-Hill, the Shire... and DarkRose. ^_^
My Age: 564 and 3/4 years (and I don't look a DAY over 300 ^_^)
My PROFESSIONS: the immortal godess of rockin' drum solos (and demi-godess of DUCT TAPE)... traveling lederhosen salesperson... sop of doom... leader of rebellions... australian hot dog vendor... canadian... and the bearer of the ONE BRACELET!
Stuff of Likableness: HOBBITS (some are funny... some are cute... specially hobbit-kids, elwood, and tail) DOTS (... they are fun!!!...) CHECKERS (they are ghemme) punk jewelry (which i own LOTS of) SEAN BIGGERSTAFF (^_^ ROAMING BADGERS!!!) HIS DARK MATERIALS (I once went to England just to try and find Will's house... It wasn't there... But never fear! Perhaps it will be in the future! I don't think Pullman, my idol, gave a specific date...) ROCK BANDS (they rock! XDXDXD... sorry)
anything else? Ah... um... I AM CANADA!!!!!! ^_^
Quote of the Week: "Water doesn't burn." - Charles the Random Goth
GOOSES R DUCK POSERZ!
keep it secret. keep it safe. kill the empire!