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Joined 11-12-02, id: 293662
Author has written 4 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Harry Potter, and Giver.
GREETINGS! This. This is my bio. Yes it is.

My Name(s): Ka'ena Saffroka Min, Melisandra O'Callise, Lyf Gabbins of Gab-End, Over-Hill, the Shire... and DarkRose. ^_^

My Age: 564 and 3/4 years (and I don't look a DAY over 300 ^_^)

My PROFESSIONS: the immortal godess of rockin' drum solos (and demi-godess of DUCT TAPE)... traveling lederhosen salesperson... sop of doom... leader of rebellions... australian hot dog vendor... canadian... and the bearer of the ONE BRACELET!


Stuff of Likableness: HOBBITS (some are funny... some are cute... specially hobbit-kids, elwood, and tail) DOTS (... they are fun!!!...) CHECKERS (they are ghemme) punk jewelry (which i own LOTS of) SEAN BIGGERSTAFF (^_^ ROAMING BADGERS!!!) HIS DARK MATERIALS (I once went to England just to try and find Will's house... It wasn't there... But never fear! Perhaps it will be in the future! I don't think Pullman, my idol, gave a specific date...) ROCK BANDS (they rock! XDXDXD... sorry)
and... VIDEO GAMES! specially ZELDA! (i can't wait fer windwaker to come out even though the graphics are stupid!) HAPPY MASK SHOP GUY from zelda (OoT) and TINGLE (MM) ... they my heroes...

anything else? Ah... um... I AM CANADA!!!!!! ^_^

Quote of the Week: "Water doesn't burn." - Charles the Random Goth


keep it secret. keep it safe. kill the empire!

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Star Wars Song Parodies by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
Get ready to belt out Star Wars versions of hits of the past and present!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 26,452 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete
The Year of the RedHaired Goofballs by Sasery reviews
Just a cute little snippet I decided to write. It's the night before Fred and George leave for their final year at Hogwarts. Its very short, so its not any trouble to read, right? Please R+R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2002 - George W.
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The Phoenix, In Short Order reviews
Order of the Phoenix Parody - DarkRose attempts to summarize 870 pages and 38 chapters into a very shortened fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003
Nothing reviews
*can't believe she wrote this* A poem about the people in Jonas' community and his views before he runs away... R&R if this is your thing...
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003
Mr Potter, meet Mr Baggins reviews
a hp-lotr crossover. NOT WHAT YOU EXPECT, I PROMISE!!!!! What happens when a Quidditch accident leaves the Boy who Lived delusional?***CHAPPY 5 - BACK TO HOGWARTS WITH HARRY, HERMOINE >!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002
The Marble reviews
A parody of John Steinbeck's "The Pearl" dedicated to all who were forced to read it. If you didn't get the book, I guarantee you'll get this or I'll eat worms... Dancing, Harry Potter and Kaepora Gaebora appearances, and Squeaky Toys of Doom!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12/9/2002 - Published: 11/13/2002
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