Raine Is Crazy
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Joined 11-12-02, id: 293674
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Books.

I HAVE REMOVED MY WINTER BREAK STORY! IT IS BEING MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR'S ACCOUNT--"Crazy Blue Seamonkey"! Please check it out there!

Hi peoples! hehehe um ... ya ...

breaks out into hysterical laughter that sounds creepily maniacal

heh heh heh ...

MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

ya ...

I have changed my name a LOT so here are my previous names:

Keladry2

Teenage Drama Queen

Raine an Frodo

those are my names that I USED to have because now it's DIFFERENT! yes.

now I am the one and only:

RAINE IS CRAZY! because it's so true, too.

(My mom is looking so I can't say anything ... hmm ... she says "muahahahaha..." and she wants her computer back HAHA)

Okay so I'm STOP LOOKING MOM I'm very very hyper all the time (YEAHHH:D) and LOOOVE Harry Potter and LOTR. Can't get enough of them. :)

I love writing and I love my readers; I love acting and I love my audiences; and I love getting my back scratched (THANK YOU MOM); and I love animals. All of em, not just fuzzy cuddly big-eyed ones, though they're adorable.

I also love driving my mom crazy. I believe the appropriate term now is ...

GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

evil grin

EVERYBODY CHECK OUT "Crazy Blue Seamonkey" !


Best Pairing In The Whole World That I Am A Fervent Fan Of:

HHr


Toodles and rock on mates,

~Raine!~

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The Artemis Fowl Series Decoded by Doctor Kaminari reviews
Oh god, I'm so sorry, but I had to do it. Translation for the Atlantis Complex is now up - slight spoilers, so beware!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/17/2004
The Heart of a Lily by Alexia Gemini Potter reviews
Seventh year is upon Lily and her world is crashing down. Everything she knew and loved was gone, a new beginning was dawning and it was not what she expected. Coping with death, teen pregnancy and a prophecy sends Lily into a world gone cold.Revamped
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,945 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
When in Rome by Vivian Potter reviews
Hermione Granger is the youngest daughter of one of the oldest noble families of England. She lives in London working as a finaceial consultant and shares a flat with two other girls. When her prince charming comes and sweeps her off her feet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,512 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Switched by TeenTypist reviews
Not your typical Lily and James hate each other and get stuck in each other's bodies and fall in love Fic. They do seem to hate each other and they do end up switching bodies, but this isn't the typical telling of the tale. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,565 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Art of Adjusting by Harrygirlie reviews
“Because,” he said softly, malice woven skillfully through his voice like a silver thread in a tapestry. “I’m privy to things I’m sure you’d very much like to know.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 3/29/2003
Changing Hermione by PassionFlower reviews
After a late night conversation Hermione is forced to change herself and her lifestyle to fit that of Parvati and Lavender's. Will she be able to survive till the end-of-the-week sleepover? [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,902 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chosen Moments Stable by Talent for Love reviews
[AU] InuYasha is always after Kamikaze, a Mustang stallion of many high qualities. But when Kaede puts his job on the line, he has decided which is more important: capturing Kamikaze or being Kagome's trainer? [IYxKag SanxMir]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,025 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Killers and the Killed by sentinel28 reviews
Naraku has been driven off and the battle is over, but now Inuyasha and Company must deal with the consequences of victory. And they are not pleasant ones. Final chapterthanks for sticking around! R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,541 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Complete
Stuck with you by AngelAnimefan reviews
Let's just say a potion goes wrong and HHr shipping! Chapter 15 up! Back from the dead!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Scream of a Silent Soul by random-chan reviews
CHAPTER 23 IS UP! Hermione is dead, and it's Harry and Ron's fault. But what they don't know is that Hermione is still at Hogwarts, right under their noses. Rated PG-13 for swearing and violence in later chapters. PLEASE RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,786 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ron's Admirer by Goldy reviews
Ron has a secret admirer, Harry finds the entire thing highly amusing, and Hermione's jealous of Luna. RonLuna and HarryHermione pairing. Told from Ron's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,177 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Ron W., Luna L.
Seven Days without you by Notice-me reviews
Lily decides to give James a chance. But her chance come with a hitch, he must live seven days without any dates. Can James keep his cool, or will Lily finally play Hogarts' former player. (LJ... with a couple OC's ) R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Control by ExcalibursZone reviews
[One-Shot] The war is over, Harry Potter and his friends prevailed against the darkness. Hermione Granger has found love in one John Dinkins. But unbeknownst to her and her best friend, the past is something that will turn this romance on its ear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rain Kisses by Goldy reviews
Completely plotless and pointless. But there is the fluff. Oh, yes, there is fluff. Hermione's feeling stressed out about N.E.W.T.'s, whatever can Harry do to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Perfect Plan by Roonz reviews
COMPLETE[IK]AU.Kagome and Inuyasha are best friends and attend the same highschool. When Inuyasha finds out that Kagome has a little crush on someone, he puts together a plan to help her. What happens when they start to fall for each other?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,611 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
The End by Goldy reviews
It's the night before the final battle. Long dormant feelings and personal demons are brought to the surface between the Trio.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Get You Through by dupton reviews
On the night when Harry sets out to defeat Voldemort, his final goodbye gives him everything he could need. HHr. [One-Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Clichéd by romani-princess reviews
Hermione's fallen. Hard. And quite frankly she's not too happy about it. It's so illogical, so inconvenient, so irrational. Falling for your best friend - how clichéd.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,470 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004
A Collection of Inuyasha's Shorts by sentinel28 reviews
Seven out of seven as the author keeps his promise to update every day for a week. In this episode, Sango and Kagome decide it's time to turn the tables on Miroku. The question is, does he even mind? And no, Sango doesn't die. You R&Red. Now do it again!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,847 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
The In Between Places by chocfrgs4brkfst reviews
This fic starts where OoTP leaves off and takes Harry and the others through the summer as he deals with his grief, guilt, and new feelings for Hermione. This fic will usually be updated daily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,185 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Price of Love by ExcalibursZone reviews
Harry Potter hated the attention his fame produced but when a worthy muggle charity can benefit from that fame, he reluctantly agrees to enter a bachelor's auction. Little did he suspect that Hermione has had her sights set on him for quite some time ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,036 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prophecy of the Phoenix by The Lurking Writer reviews
AU. New professors at H'warts and Harry has unusual nightmares. H&Hr develop a connection that could lead to something more. H&Hr will begin to understand their importance to the world. But just Who, or What, is the strange voice in their minds? R&R...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I'm Jealous by leogirl reviews
This is a songfic to Shania Twain's "I'm Jealous." Takes place in the Great Hall the night the Fat Lady got slashed by Sirius. Hermione's PoV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Reaper's Lesson by Greywind reviews
Voldemort unleashes a new plot to snare Harry and his friends, by means of one who used to be an Order Member. Meanwhile Harry is attempting to cope with the losses of OotP and deal with new feelings and thoughts about those around him. HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 172,159 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Dream of the Dragon by Alexathenle reviews
DMHG HPOC. Draco is fighting the Dark Lord. But Saint Malfoy? ... I think not. Draco Malfoy wants to become the next Dark Lord and he's going to take Hermione with him. :: Finished, Completed ::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,975 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
3003 by gilthas reviews
COMPLETE! 1000 years after Harry Potter's death, he and his heroics have decended into legend, but when a group of magic users get carried away, only Harry Potter himself can stand against the newest resurrection of the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,564 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Wandless Magic by romani-princess reviews
Hermione's just sitting and thinking about a certain boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004
Changing Rooms by Jaizar reviews
What happens when a sudden need for renovations means that you're living in the same room as four immature, impossible and utterly gorgeous seventeen year old guys? Ask Lily Evans, who's in for a wild ride! Sequel up now
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,443 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Neville's gerbils by Queen of Spades9 reviews
Neville receives a cage of demented gerbils. Read about these four innocent (cough cough) rodents as they plot against the humans. CHAPTER 6 UP! Review, sil vous plait, and I promise I will R&R one of yours! READ READ READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Neville L.
Harry's 8th Year by Lady Jellybean reviews
Snape, McGonagall, Flitwick, Potter? Harry comes back to Hogwarts to teach- what else?- DADA! Problems arrise with former friends (Ginny), co-workers (Snape), and another Malfoy(!). Rate and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,863 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Harry P.
Fellowship Plays Life by ladyskittles reviews
The Fellowship plays the Game of Life.. But it becomes insane
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
I'm All Ears by hhfanx2 reviews
H/Hr. One-shot fic. Hermione tries desperately to tell Harry her true feelings. Not cliche, I hope!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Changes by lullebell reviews
Don't read if you like Daine and Numair being together! Part Two up now!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 43,382 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2001 - Published: 3/31/2001
Harry Potter in the ER by Sweet Tal reviews
this is a really stupid story, but read it anyway. humor is the closest thing to stupid so... Harry goes to Chicago, Voldemort tries to kill him, and he ends up in the ER
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/4/2001
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Fairy Tales: The Short Editions reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Snow White? Rapunzel? I'm sure you heard the long, fancified versions. Allow me to tell you the shortened, un-fancified, cold-hard-truth editions of these beloved stories, if you will permit me to be so bold. R&R.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 10/17/2004
Three For the Price of One reviews
Sixth year. Due to the incompetence of that cowtoad Umbridge, Hogwarts has a new DADA professor. In fact, there are three of them. Throw in a giant cat, an evil overlord, and shampoo for Snape, and the students are in for one hell of a year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,997 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Harry P.
Snapshots reviews
If someone had a camera on Harry and his friends for a couple of mintues around every Valentine's Day at Hogwarts, this might be what would develop on the film. Rated for some alcohol abuse. Eventual HHr. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Out With A Bang reviews
When his friends decide to hook James Potter up with Prefect Lily Evans, suddenly it's one disaster after another with James right in the middle and unable to do a thing about it. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2004 - James P.
Very MixedUp People Who Need To Work Out Issues reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are at Ron's house when people start dropping in - literally. Has Ron's ceiling turned into a magical portal to other worlds? Who knows. Who bloody knows. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004
The Closet reviews
There is a dispute over who tripped who. Who insulted who. Who yelled at who. Who locked them all in the closet and therefore subjected all three of them to the company of Malfoy for hours. This should be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004
Where None Have Ventured reviews
OOTP spoilers. In the start of sixth year, Harry is angsting over Sirius's death. But when Hermione accidentally transports Harry and her back in time twenty-four years, they have to scramble to hide their identities from his sixteen-year-old parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.