Author has written 7 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fruits Basket, and Hobbit.
so here is a little bit about myself;
My hobbies: reading, writing, and eating chocolate (while doing aforesaid actions)
My favorite books: the legend of Drizzt, the Lord of the Rings, Redwall, and through wolfs eyes (plus others I can't think of right now)
My favorite animes: HETALIA!! Hellsing, Ragnarok, fruits basket, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Inuyasha, Naruto, Wolf's Rain, Bleach, Death Note, Vampire Hunter D, and Yu-gi-oh (plus others I can't think of right now)
You would love to know where I live...but I'm not going to tell you.
As for my age...I am an elf, so I am immortal; My real age would scare you. (Bwahahahahaha!)
I am most definitely a cat person(i also have 2 dogs, 3 rabbits, and a hamster)
And I most definitely do not have a life, so updates are rather quick.
Okay... i lied... i have a life but i will try and update once a week.
Dragon Ball Pact:
"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race! And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage.
Yes! I do realize my profile is really long! you don't like it, I don't care!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(Most Definitely)
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (By god, yes.)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Did this while reading Legend of Drizzt.)
You write fan fictions about the book. (Always.)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (YES.)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (No.)
Everything reminds you of the book. (BY THE LOVE OF GOD, YES!!!!)
You quote random lines all the time. (Meh. Not all the time...)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Yes. I curse all of those brave characters...)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Ooh, good idea!)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Yes.)
You've got a book memorized. (done it.)
You've read a book more than five times. (the two towers.)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I think so. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (YES. Why R.A. Salvatore, WHY?!?!?!)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Yes. I'm that crazy...)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (YES! They're real people, real I say!)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (Yes.)
Your idol is a character from a book. (Catti-Brie. That girl is bad ass.)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Yeah. And I also talk to my characters.)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Yes.)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Yep.)
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (Need...COOKIE.)
You live off of sugar and caffeine (Maybe...)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (No, not really.)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Yes. My friends get mad at me so writing so much.)
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (Yeah.)
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. (No. That would be weird...)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (That's me right there. I go out into the world with a piece of paper and a pen/pencil and scream, "I'll write you to your death!")
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Nah, they're still there.)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (Yep. I'M TOTALLY FINE, MOM!)
People think you have A.D.D. (No...)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You zone out even with other people. (Most of my life is spent in my own little world...)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (Sometimes.)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (I do NOT giggle. I am against that word. I rarely EVER use that word.)
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (Yeah...let's go with that.)
You're profile is REALLY long. (Usher. Get it? Usher for uh, sure? 0_0 I'll be quiet now...)
Your computer runs out of memory. (Delete useless homework!)
You can't stop writing! (By god, if I'm not writing at the moment, I'm thinking about it.)
Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally. (YES. Computer is my life. Although paper works just fine.)
You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. (Yep. *checks off list*)
You would rather write than go out. (Who needs friends when I have my crazy characters to worry about?)
Your/you’re and their/there/they’re errors send you into an apoplectic fit. (I'm always getting people mad because of this one.)
You get cranky if you don’t get to write. (Hell yes.)
You’ve ever said, “The voices are getting louder; I must go write.” (Haha, no. But I might start...)
When talking with others, you mentally edit their dialogue. (Yes. I also edit my English worksheets. You would think an English teacher would have better grammar...)
You’ve heard/seen something and thought, 'I need to write that down.' (The art of inspiration!)
You wake up in the middle of the night and scramble for the pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. (Another yes!)
Getting the scene finished is more important than food, coffee, or the bathroom. (And yet another check!)
A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you’re writing takes place right in front of your eyes. (It's call zoning into the world of awesome!)
The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it into your story. (Makes a story more human.)
You purposely eavesdrop when out in public. (*gasp* I don't eavesdrop! I observe my surroundings for research. Which would include dialog.)
You enjoy reading mostly so you can analyze the author's writing style and use it to work on your own style. (It's my research. :3)
You'd rather talk to your characters than the people in the room. (Yeah. Sometimes I'll talk to my characters about a person or another character.)
You can’t write because you’re mad at one of your characters. (Lireal Darkhunter, right there. She destroyed two of my ideas!)
You argue with said character (and even lose sometimes). (Lireal Darkhunter.)
You wake up at 3:00am with an idea for a plot and immediately grab a pencil and paper, and rather than go back to sleep you stay up the rest of the night fleshing out your plot and developing characters. Then you stay so focused on it that you don't feel your lack of sleep until the following morning. (Yep. Once I get started on something story related, I can't stop.)
You have a folder on your computer labeled “Ideas.” Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense fifteen years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you were going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually. (YES. I have so many old stories because I might get struck by the inspiration lightning and get an idea!)
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (No.)
Put this on your profile if you're an author! :D
'So I'm in love with several fictional characters from books and 'cartoons', your point is?'
"I think, therefore I get a headache."
"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
There are very few problems that cant be solved by using a large amount of explosives.
"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!
"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."
Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. (You see chaos and disorder, I see a unique filing system)
- YOUR GUY SIDE -
You love hoodies
- YOUR GIRL SIDE -
You wear lip gloss/stick.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and laugh as the world wonders how you did it
I'm an angel, honest! These horns are to keep the halo straight
You should not be afraid of life. No one comes out alive, anyway
Music is like candy--you throw away the rappers
There is no such thing as normal. If you think you are normal, you are delusional. Which means you are insane, which is the same as crazy and just as good as weird. Yay weird people!
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search for what some may call 'a floor'--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Tell the truth and run.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Ever had writers block when talking?
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
"When there's a will, I want to be in it."
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... though I'm not so sure about the universe.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 percent who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile (ARRRRGGGHHH *is strangling herself*)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
If you'd truly enjoy seeing Justin Beiber backflip off a twenty story building, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think having a crush on a fictional character is okay, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy and paste this
If you ever read Text talk, and had no clue what they were trying to say, copy and paste this.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca, Kouga'sChils, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Poetic love, Kurina the Imiko, DBZTomboy
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Only I've never been asked out. Except by some idiot who was dared by his friends.)
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, andaddyournameto the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, DBZTomboy, silentmidnightdeath
Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tonight: darkness
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Hell is full of musical amateurs
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
I'm not random I just have many thoughts
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
If you had a life you would stop talking about mine
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking
The below statement is true
The above statement is false
Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
In a world of cheerios, be a fruitloop!
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
God must love stupid people...he made so many
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.
Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.
I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
Hi! I'm human. What're you?
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!
Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.
If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Wherever there is life there is love
I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident
Sometimes all we need are each other
Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.
Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet
A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?
One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.
If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?
Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!
I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!
I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!
Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?
If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
If you die I'll find a way to bring you back and kill you myself!
Normal people worry me
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE
I reject your reality and substitute it with my own -Adam, MythBusters
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
It's mind over matter I don't mind ‘cause you don't matter
I went insane and all I got was this stupid jacket
Curiosity killed the cat, but fulfillment brought it back
I didn't create sin, I've just perfected it.
Join the Dark side, We've got Cookies! -
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?
I only love two people and your not one of them
Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but YOU are abusing the privilige.
I know a thousand ways to always say the wrong thing.
They say the truth will set you free, then, how come every time I say the truth I get sent to my room?
I’m already imagining duck tape over your mouth.
Until I was 13 I thought my name was shut up.
Injured Roman: Somebody call IX I I!!
Random stranger: I can't! I don't have a roman numeral phone!
I’ve already won so shut up and bow before me.
I’m smarter, stronger, and older than you so show some respect.
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes.
I see stupid people and they don’t know they’re stupid.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.
When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.
don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip
When you fall, I'll laugh
When the world falls to chaos, you'll know I won
A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will call him and tell him he has 7 day's to live.
A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will walk up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
-Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing.
I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar.
I'm the kind of girl who looks at Twilight and laughs at the cheesiness.
I'm the kind of girl who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER!
I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist bye name.
I'm the kind of girl who is willing to drop-kick Twilight books out of my apartment window.
I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"
I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television.
I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird.
I'm the kind of girl who would've let Stupid Edward commit suicide.
I'm the kind of girl who thinks that Stephenie Meyer and all of her little vampires should be charged with first degree murder for the death of good literature.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care what you think.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care.
I'm the kind of girl who plots against fictional characters.
I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.
I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost.
I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.
I'm the kind of girl who wishes there was a law against stupidity.
I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked.
-I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.
-Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!
-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
-Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!
-One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up
-Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.
-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
-Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-I'm a news reporter. "What's that" i hear you ask. Well, what I do is firstly say "Good afternoon" then i tell you why my previous greeting was not true.
-When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN
-Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about
--If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them
If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them
If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them
If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them
If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED
--I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it
-I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?
-DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.
-before embarking on revenge, dig 2 graves. That way if someone gets in the way, you can dispose of each body quickly
RANDOMOSITY: The art of being random.
92% of the teenage population has switched to rap. If you are the 8% who still rocks, well, you rock!
Keep rocking on!
Goku: The power comes from a need not a desire.
Tell that to Vegeta.
Goku: The power comes from a need not a desire
Thats better than Shakespeare
"My sons a SUPER SAIYAN" Put that on your car bumper, Goku, and drive to the school he goes to.
Yes thank you, Krillin, for getting murdered
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
To Every Girl
If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile!
If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile
I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!
I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaitythe Chameleon, Chaos-Bound-Jenna, Nova the cat, shadowfan13, Scarydreams10, Starla the Hedgehog, Angel-Demon1, DBZTomboy, silentmidnightdeath
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it
Don't steal! The government hates competition.
Be nice to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home.
>:( Dont interrupt me while I'm talking to myself
i love you is spelled with 8 letters... then again so is Bullshit
You say you hate me, but deep down, you know you love me.
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.
"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.
If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.
REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a girl was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
and it didn't matter cause we'd always have BLACK hands and knees?
when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?
If your sick of all the Yamcha or Tien hate copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Goku/ChiChi should be wrote about more, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have pretended to use the DBZ/DBZK characters moves copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pretended to be the DBZ character copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate it when nobody reviews your story copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever screamed at the main character in a book or TV show telling them "don't do it!" copy and paste this in your profile
If you can daydream for hours non-stop about DBZ/DBZK, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If want to kill the person who said DBZ/DBZK was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile
Random LOTR quotes!
Gimli: Toss me.
Gimli: Certainty of death, small chance of success...What are we waiting for?
Pippin: Besides, you need people of intelligence on this mission...quest...thing.
Legolas: So...it's a drinking game. How does it work?
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Next time throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity.
Aragorn: I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely that is a rare gift.
Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Gimli: Whatever luck you live by Laddie, let us hope it lasts the night.
Legolas: Shall I to describe it to you?...Or would you like me to find you a box?
Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.
Legolas: Le abdollen (You're late.) -looks at Aragorn- You look terrible.
Interesting and insane laws:
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm... I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.)
It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What... the...)
It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash.
It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. (since when?)
It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.(Huh? Guess I'm dying of starvation.)
It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it.
It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire.(Geez.)
It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday.(Blech...alcohol.)
It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. (Bwahahaha...)
It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.(what are you people on?!)
It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.(Guess anyone with a fire at night is under arrest.)
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.(Wow...)
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
What do you do if somebody keeps talking to you and won't stop
A. Blast their head off
B. Walk away
C. Tell them to stop
Your right IT's A!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca, Kouga'sChils, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Poetic love, Kurina the Imiko, DBZTomboy, silentmidnightdeath
"Best friends through thick and thin!
Best Friends and Friends
Good Friends are like stars; you cant always see them but you know they're there.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you; Best Friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you; Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A best friend is someone who screams "I love you!" in public, not caring who hears.
A friend will help you up when you fall; Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you.
A friend helps you find your Prince Charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and bring him to you.
Friends will stop you from overreacting; Best Friends will walk beside you giggling "Someone's gonna get it!"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; Best friend takes yours and runs away.
A friend helps you move; Best Friends help you move bodies.
Friends are like bras; close to the heart and always their for support.
A friend will bail you out of jail; Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome! Lets do it again!!"
A friend will bail you out of jail; Best Friend will bail you out with a grin and whisper " I told you I can run faster."
A friend will ask if you're okay; Best Friend will run ahead screaming "She's Pissed! Move!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your life.
Best Friends: You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I'll get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass.
Best Friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.
A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
Friends are like Slinkies; they're cool , flexible, and fun to push down the stairs.
A friend will ask why your crying;Best Friend will have a shovel to bury the jerk who made you cry.
A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason their after me.
Your my Best Friend foreve_. But no R cause that would be the end of forever.
A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public: Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.
Friends fade; Best Friends are forever.
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything? Isn't it funny that you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone
Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isn't it funny that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
I'm not laughing
Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
Keep on laughing
Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life
without knowing her situation with her friends
or her family
or her LIFE
BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
Keep on laughing
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. (Do not meddle in my affairs, because you are flammable and fun to watch burn.)
Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable
Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do.
(bumper sticker) This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
You may be obsessed with Lord of the Rings if:
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Lord Vrel, silentmidnightdeath
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.: RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, Lord Vrel of O.E.G., silentmidnightdeath
If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love mooning people looking at the stars, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or your best friend(s) is insane,copy this to your profile.
If it has been your childhood ambition to become the crazy cat lady/man when you grow up, copy and paste this to your profile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
Frank Iero Quotes:
“Frankie: Eww is that a bug?
“It's about a girl and a guy and they both die...no wait...she doesn't die...he just THINKS she's dead...”
“We actually wanted to do this in OUR church...but uh... we don't GO there anymore...”
“Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!”
“I would date Gerard.”
“Homophobia is gay.”
“Yeah, I have fired a gun and I loved it.”
“I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids.”
“We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster.”
“If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn.”
“It's Spelt c-h-o-r-u-s”
Gerard Way Quotes:
“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”
“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.”
“There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that. . . . But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope.”
“It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?”
“It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What
“Are You On Our Side And You Want To Be Different Or Are You On That Side And You Want To Throw A Football At My Head?”
“Random Reporter: What do you like to do with your fans?
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”
“I said to myself, 'Man, I'm so tired of hearing songs about peoples' ex-girlfriends. It's really nauseating. And the whole me, me, me aspect of it was just like (overdone).”
"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."”
“When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism.”
“Well, I'm half Italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bummer.”
“I dont think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like to think it will make him save children from a burning building”
“I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.”
“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf*r, stick up your middle finger, and scream F*K YOU!”
“That's what happens when you're all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There's a duality to each band member too. There's a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really fucked up. There's psychosis to everything we do for sure. One day we're probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre!”
“If you don't go to high school you will definitely go to jail.”
“The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.”
“Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f*n' princess!”
“I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.”
“When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become.”
“So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.”
“Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you...”
“I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!”
“If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.
“Oh yeah. People think we're fucking loaded just because we got all this bling on. Yeah, they think we're all rich vampires!
“Actually, I might party a bit. I haven't partied in a long time, ... But we party a little differently than, like, Trick Daddy . We like high-speed Internet and strong coffee”
“Welcome to the new church! Can I get an 'Amen'?”
“One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny…But then it was funny.”
“It's a documentary that captures the rise and occasional stumblings of this band. It's really crazy, we had forgotten about a lot of the stuff that happens in the film. Like backstage stuff and concert footage. Basically, it tells the story of one really crazy year in this band's life.”
“Yeah, man, I agree, ... At the beginning of the film, I look like Jabba the Hutt, and then by the end of the film, there are all these shots of us and we all look like skeletons.”
“We might stop with 'Ghost.' We could easily put out another video -- we've talked about a whole bunch of possible songs to make videos for -- but we want to focus on doing some touring, and making a new record as soon as possible, ... So maybe we don't need to make another video. But I've always wanted to do a video for 'You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison,' so, really, who knows?”
“It looked like an X-Wing [from 'Star Wars'] and it came in just one color, which was 'metal' colored. It was awesome, though. I spent $700 on it, and I know people now who have rims that cost more than that. I had friends that all bought new cars and they were always breaking down on them. But mine lasted. Only thing was it couldn't really go up hills.”
“We've always wanted to give something back to our fans, and to play the kind of shows we know they want to see, ... And we really think this tour is exactly that.”
“The transition from support act to headliner is an exciting change, as this will be the first time fans get to spend a proper night with us. Our set will be longer with fans hearing songs they've never seen live before and experience production, which we've never had. We can't wait!”
“Ray- What is a large group of moose? Mooses?
“So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?”
"How many ladies in the house tonight!? [Fans scream] Oh, sh*t... All you ladies scream! [Fans scream again] Now that I have the ladies' attention, I want to tell you something. Some day, you're going to go to a concert and see a rock star. He may look like me, or him, or us, or any one, and he's going to tell you if you show him your tits he'll take you backstage. And I want you... to spit in that mother f*er's face! [Fans scream] Because you are better than that!”
“I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular."
“When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different.”
“This Song (Give Em Hell Kid) Is about getting Knocked Up. Has Anyone Here Ever Gotten Knocked Up?”
“I'm never able to forget the really bad stuff I went through!”
“There have been tours where we hit a different Wal-Mart almost every night.”
“'I didn't want to say anything. I liked Star Wars when I was ten.'”
“Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going throgh it alone.”
“Since we're in an arena, ... We'll do it arena-rock style!”
“You all have no idea how many (expletive) bugs there are on this stage.”
“It really doesn't follow a linear thing. It's more like you're getting little snippets of the story, which at the end should make up the whole part.”
“We're so excited about playing the new record that we just want to play the whole thing.”
“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.”
“I got sunburnt which is obviously a drag for me because in theory the sun is supposed to kill me”
“There's definitely a trashy, x-rated vibe to our live set. It's mainly to put off homophobes, but also because as seriously as you take this, you can't take yourself that seriously. so it's like aggressive, softcore gay porn. there's a little man love, maybe some smooching, definitely some crotch grabbing. I definitely used to f*ck the monitors."
“For me (being onstage) is me being everything I always wanted to be. It erases everything I don't like about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us.”
“Frankie: We were like ghostbuster famous.
“If you come to one of our shows then you're a little f*ked up. That's okay. We're just as f*ked up as you”
“Dumbass, that wasn't one of the choices.”
“I'm sick of seeing my face. But I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cuz it's MY f*kin face.”
“Just 'cuz you're bigger than me, just 'cuz you're smarter than me, just because you drive a better car than me, does not mean, no way no how, I'm sucking you off, for any amount of money.”
“Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!”
“No one likes the new kid at school because he smells weird and has a penchant for leather and the homoerotic
“This Shit Is Easy-Peasy, Pumpkin-Peasy...Pumpkin Pie Motherf*ers.”
“You know, I was wondering what you were doing over there. I was like, 'What are you doing over here?' Then you kicked me in the balls, and I was like, 'What did I do?'”
Mikey Way Quotes:
“There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops.”
“This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.”
“We're very attractive to them because we dress like
“I like popsicles.”
“There's absolutely a movement of a return to rock. Sometimes the good guys win. Kids are sick of the (expletive) pop and sick of being lied to. Everyone wants something real, something that was created to invoke a positive feeling.”
“We’re really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We’re like, ‘Yo, I’m only on half a f*k battery and I have a plane ride!”
“I could eat my body weight in sushi.”
“Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (motions at Gerard) got a coffee and he taunted me.”
“Its hard to break out of Routines there, If I wasn't in this band, I'd probably be stuck doing some retail job. We lived near malls, and that's just what you would do. A lot of people I know ended up as, like, a manager at the Gap.”
“It's me and Gerard on the porch, talking about how Gerard's not cool!"
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible; but pissing them off is easy and fun.
I'm the 'peanut' my relatives are 'mixed nuts.'
It's a 'Rae' thing, you wouldn't understand. (Insert own name here)
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and spiders.
WOMEN ARE NOT MOODY! We simply have days where we are less inclined to put up with your crap!
Pretending I'm a pleasant person all day is exhausting!
I'M AWESOME! Don't question it...deal with it! (Like ze amazing Prussia! J)
No, I don't have PMS, I'm just a B*tch.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face!
You can only say 'WTF' so many times a day until you just decide to start drinking.
You couldn't handle me, even if I came with instructions.
I am fluent in three languages: ENGLISH, SARCASM, & PROFANITY.
I wouldn't need to manage MY ANGER if people would learn to manage THEIR STUPIDITY!
Some people just need a five. In the face. With a chair.
The deadlines for complaints was yesterday.
I may not be perfect but at least I'm not fake.
Good girls go to Heaven. REDHEADS go wherever they damn well please!
Chocolates doesn't ask silly questions; CHOCOLATE UNDERSTANDS
Never kick me when I'm down because when I get back up...you're screwed!
I deserve a bonus for making it through the week without stabbing someone with a fork.
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says 'Oh crap, she's up!
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS LIKE A DOG: If you CAN'T EAT IT or PLAY WITH IT then PEE ON IT and WALK AWAY.
Being unique is better than being perfect.
For everyone who THINKS they know me...I forgive you!
Lord, give me patience; because if you give me STRENGTH, I'm gonna need BAIL MONEY to go with it!
Follow your heart, not the herd.
I'm a bad influence, but...damn I'm fun!
Dad knows everything! And if he doesn't, he'll make up something pretty good.
My sister has the best sister in the whole universe!
To save time, let's just assume I'm NEVER wrong!
Sorry Santa. Naughty just feels better.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
SARCASM falls out of my mouth, just like STUPID falls from yours.
I'm a nurse; I get paid to stab people with sharp objects!
If you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough!
AMERICA. Where half our time is spent eating and the other half trying to lose weight.
I don't have time to be this busy.
When you hear a southern girl say 'Awh Hell no...' you better run!
Start the day with a smile. It irritates people.
I'M NOT ARGUING; I'm simply explaining why I'm right.
All you need in life is a friend with chocolate.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid. But...It can muffle the sound!
This is what an awesome sister/brother looks like
She was short, fat, and had a big mouth. (picture of large mouth bass) I had to let her go.
25 years ago we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, & Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, No Cash, & No Hope.
You wish you were as awesome as me.
Hello my name is: Inigo Montoya (you killed my father, prepare to die!)