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Author has written 5 stories for In Plain Sight, Harry Potter, and iCarly.
This is my new account because I decided to start over.
My other has been renamed. It's six years old and I was like 11 so it's not that good. However, for any interested, I will link it here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/818268/maggieevans1
So check it out if you like stupid cat stories. Also, it's unfinished because I got bored with it. The stories on this site will likely meet the same fate unless I start something that interests me. I like to write from requests or to write parodys. If you have a request feel free to send me a message or email me at email@example.com.
I have no filter when it comes to requests, which means don't hold back! So feel free to request that burning shameful plotline or pairing you've been to afraid to write yourself! I will do any genre, rating, pairing, or whatever you request.
Obviously, if I'm not familiar with the series, then you're out of luck! Right now I'm working on 2 for friends so they'll be up soon!
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My Favorite Book: Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban
My Favorite House: Gryffindor of course!
My Favorite Male Characters (In no order): The Mauraders, Weaseley twins, Harry, Ron, Dumbledore! Snapey
My Favorite Female Characters (In no order): Hermione, Tonks, Mrs. Weasley, Mcgonagall, and ginny I guess>:(
My Favorite Family: The Mauraders
My Favorite Pairings: Sirius/Lupin, Hermione/Ron
My Least Favorite Pairings: Anything with Malfoy and Snape. I just can't picture those guys getting their mack on with anyone...
My Favorite Group: HRH
My Least Favorite males: Wormtail
My Least Favorite Females: Cho the Hoe, Marietta, *cough* Ginny *cough*...*get's slapped by scoobygang101*
My Least Favorite House: Slytherin
Order or Death Eater: Ooooorder
Things I Wish That Happened in Harry Potter: Fred didn't die.
List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.
1. Sirius Black
3. Harry Potter
4. Prof. Sprout
5. Hermione G.
7. Mrs. Weasely
9. Remus L.
10. Ron. W.
11. Bill W.
12. Ginny W.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Snape/Bill: No, but it sounds scandalous!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Prof. Sprout, Hotter than hell.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ginny got Voldemort Pregnant: Well I think voldemort will keep the baby, and raise it as an evil prodigy, like Kofu in Lion King.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Remus: Haha, I don't read much else...
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Dumbledore and Snapey: It's written in the stars
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hermione/Remus or Hermione/Ron: Hermione/Ron, it's simply meant to be.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Mrs. Weasely walked in on Dumbledore and Ginny having sex: I don't even think Dumbledore would be able to survive the hell to follow. Mrs. Weasely would tear him a new one and all would end.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Harry/Ron: Harry loses his favorite thong under the bed and little does he know, it's Ron's favorite too. They bump heads looking for it. Passion ensues.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Sirius/Voldemort fluff: Voldemort must have a soft side somewhere...
10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Voldemort/Ginny Title: I'll do a summary instead. Ginny travels back in time and meet Voldemort as a boy her age. They fall in love and when Voldy's dark magic destroys her soul, but leaves her body, Ginny must fight to save Voldemort from the hands of evil as well as get her soul back. However, Voldy's bloodlust will not be denied. He absorbs Ginny into his wand and uses her powers to turn into the Voldy he is before he gets beaten by Harry P..
11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?
Ginny: I would choose 'Your love is my Drug' by Ke$ha
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Sirius/Snape/Ginny: Hardcore yaoi and violence for sure.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hermione: I don't think I ever have.
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Sirius and Mrs. Weasely are in a happy relationship until Mrs. Weasely runs off with Prof. Sprout. Sirius, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bill and a brief unhappy affair with Ginny, then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Harry P..
Wow. this actually had a good ending...
15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
Harry/Mrs. Weasely: True love conquers all, right?
16. How would 9 react if 11 died?
Remus if Bill died: ...have an affair with Fluer?
17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 6, 3, 9, or 10?
Snapeykins, Harry, Remus, Ron. Remus, because he's a new god.
18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?
Dumbledore, Hermione, Voldemort, Bill: Well Voldemort can't follow himself, so it would have to be Bill. In a fit of bitter angst over losing his good looks he would succumb to evil and all Voldy has to offer. Voldy can offer Bill a silver face, like Wormtail's silver hand...
19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?
Snapester and Remus the flesh-god or Dumbledore and Prof. Sprout. Gotta be D/S. They seem like they would be patient enough in their old age to handle a last marriage. Even though Dumbledore likes men, Sprout's gotta be his last chance.
20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?
Harry, Snape, or Mrs. Weasely. Harry and Snape are too angsty, and I imagine Mrs. W. partied alot, so it's gotta be Mrs. W..
21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?
Snape, Lupin, or Bill: Bill. He seems like that kind of guy, a gamer maybe.
22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?
Sirius, Sprout, Snapey, Voldemort, Bill: Damn...Sirius or Bill? Sirius. I could spirit him from his house and we would live happily ever after on a beach in the Caribbean.
23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.
Hermione and Remus. Remus kills Hermione as a werewolf. Harry and Ron come to her rescue, they're next.
24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
Dumbledore and Voldemort: Action, Tragedy, and dare I say a little...romance?
25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
Sirius kill Dumbledore or Remus kill Hermione. How about Remus kills Sirius, Dumbledore AND Hermione as a werewolf?
26. Who would make the best Auror, 6, 9, or 3?
Snape, Remus, or Harry: Harry...but let's be honest. Harry's alot slower on the uptake than Remus.
27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?
Prof. Sprout, Snape, or Ron. Jeez, that's a tough one. Probably Ron, and by sheer accident at that.
28. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?
Snape or Remus: Remus, the wolf king capable of rending the hides of Gods. Voldemort falls at his feet and kisses his shoes. But things like this don't register on Remus's radar, for he's simply stoic and beautiful. His beauty lies in the fire of his soul. His empathetic eyes. His rugged manliness. All of these things give him the full moon's power; a power denied to all but the most regal of souls.
29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?
Sirius, Hermione, Snape, Ginny. Sirius! I'd like to give him a proper childhood!
30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that's about them?
Dumbledore and Voldy action, all fight and no fluff makes maggie a dull girl...