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Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and iCarly.

Hey! I'm Read-a-holic2200.

Name: Not going to tell you. But you can call me Read or Read-a-holic, or just by my full username. I don't care.

Gender: Female

Fav books: Harry Potter series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, and The Lost Hero and The Son of Neptune.

Fav movies: Harry Potter, The Lightning Thief, and a bunch of others.

Fav TV shows: most Disney Channel shows, iCarly, and Victorious.

What I like to write about: Everything mentioned above ^

My favorite couples (in random order): First, Harry Potter ones: Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, George/Angelina, Bill/Fleur, and Neville/Luna
Percy Jackson: Percy/Annabeth, Grover/Juniper, and Nico/Thalia
iCarly: Sam/Freddie (SEDDIE FTW!), Carly/Gibby, Spencer/Sasha Striker.
Victorious: Cat/Robbie, Tori/Andre, and Beck/Jade.


They pushed her. Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police was called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder, and then the side cement at the bottom. The girls told them she fell... They believed them. FACT 2 months ago David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said good night to his mom and went to bed. 5 hours later his mom woke up cause a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer with his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even Google her name you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They pushed her" Then Carmen will get you either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer in the dark the Carmen will come for you.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

IN REMEMBERENCE:

In Rememberence to Severus Snape, a Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor, without all the red and gold crap.

In Rememberence to Fred Weasley, who fought bravely to the very end, and whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, and with loyalty await his brother, with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right?

In Rememberence to Dobby, who was more free and full of love, than any elf, and most humans.

In Rememberence to Remus J. Lupin, the last REAL Marauder, who was not just a wonderful father, an incredible husband and a brave hero, as well as a wicked werewolf.

In Rememberence to Nymphadora Tonks, who died for the greater good, and will probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In Rememberence to Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Who's motto "Constant Vigilance" kept him alive for so long.

In Rememberence to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A. Voldemort, who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, but who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end.

In Rememberence to Albus Dumbledore, whose past and wisdom confused us, whose seeming betrayal shocked us, but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end.

In Rememberence to Bellatrix Lestrange, because it was awesome how Molly Weasley kicked her ass in a duel, she deserved everything she got in the end.

In Rememberence to Colin Creevey, who we really don't know too well, but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war, so he must have done something good... besides stalking Harry.

In Rememberance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, who lived and died soaring.

Sure fire ways to know you’re obsessed with Harry Potter... (I bolded the ones that are like me)

1) There is at least one Harry Potter poster somewhere in your house

2) Hedwig’s Theme is the #1 most listened to song on your iPod
3) People who wear circular black glasses catch your attention
4) You own all of the books
5) You own all of the movies
6) You own all of the video games, even if you don’t play video games
7) When you look onto your computer screen, there’s Luna with her Spectrespecs on, staring back at you
8) You tend to daydream with the characters, in adventures where you’re a Hogwarts student
9) You one day dream of marrying Neville Longbottom, or any of the other Harry Potter guys or girls
10) You once stayed up until 4:00 in the morning trying to finish a part in one of the books, and eventually fell asleep with your book
11) You have fallen asleep reading your Harry Potter book to all hours of the night more than once
12) You nearly pass out if you see a tear in one of your books, even if you do need a microscope to see it
13) You have taken a Harry Potter Sorting Quiz just to see who would be your friends at Hogwarts
14) You have taken various Harry Potter Sorting Quizzes, refusing to believe you’re a Hufflepuff
15) People with messy black hair and green eyes catch your attention, too
16) Every time you see a toad, you think, ‘Trevor!’
17) You tend to look at people and make comparisons to characters in the books because of their appearance
18) You have nicknamed at least one of your teachers Snape, to yourself, because of how much hate boils inside of you at the sight of them
19) You turn your Harry Potter fantasies into Fanfictions!
20) When you watch sports you think of Quidditch
21) When you get dressed, you think, ‘Hey, this looks like something Ginny would wear!’ (Or anyone else)
22) You have, at least once, come running into the streets shouting ‘Save the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!’
23) You immediately dislike anyone who says Harry Potter books stink.
24) Your life-long goal is to get J.K. Rowling’s autograph, even if you have to cross vast deserts for it
25) Every time you see a cat, you stop to see if it has squares around its eyes that look like spectacles
26) You refer to doctors as Healers
27) Every time you see plants you think of Neville
28) You tend to run and scream for your life every time you see a bald guy who looks suspiciously like Voldemort (Yes, Tom Riddle himself!)
29) You wonder if your dentists are Hermione’s parents
30) When you see a dying plant, you think, ‘Neville would be ashamed!’
31) You yell at the movie screen because they left out one of your favorite parts in the books
32) You get upset when they change things in the movies
33) You stare at all dogs closely, hoping its Sirius Black in disguise
34) You secretly hope and think you are a wizard and will receive a letter from Hogwarts any day now
35) When you can’t find things, you find yourself pointing an imaginary wand at the spot where you think it is and say, ‘Accio Book!’
36) You wish that your school bus would one day take you to Hogwarts
37) When someone gets on your nerves, you find yourself muttering under your breath, ‘Avada Kedavra.’
38) The last name Potter catches your attention.
39) You find yourself striking up a conversation with someone who you barely talk to just because they’re reading a Harry Potter book.
40) You automatically correct people when they misquote the movies or books. They stare.
41) You find yourself begging your family to give the series a chance and watch the movies if they’re too lazy or ‘too busy’ to read the books
42) After one of the movies end, and your family is begging for you to tell them what happens next, you tell them your lips are sealed and they’ll never find out unless they read the books or wait for the next movie to come out in a year and a half
43) You plan to start a Potter fan army!!
44) Every time you see an owl, you look for a letter or package it might be carrying with it
45) When you’re the only one in your house, you find yourself riding around on a sweeping broom screaming, ’10 points for Gryffindor! Take that Slytherins!’
46) You copy and paste this onto your profile, then write down this entire list in a notebook.

If you got detention at Hogwarts...

A Slytherin would laugh their arse off at you.

A Hufflepuff would be feeling sympathetic for you, and would try and comfort you when you get out.

A Ravenclaw would try and figure out a logical way for you to escape.

A Gryffindor would be sitting next to you saying, 'That was AWESOME! We should totally do it again.'" yeahhhh"

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

Copy and paste into your profile if you think Tonks and Remus should've lived.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you wanted to strangle Peter Pettigrew after reading the 3/4/5 book.

If you like to steal other people's cool and funny phrases, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people say Slytherins are the ones always getting into trouble but most of the time it's the Gryffindor's hmmmmmm. copy and paste if you agree

For anyone who has come to realize they really are in love with the Harry Potter books and are one of those crazy people who went to the bookstore a midnight to pick up a reserved copy.

...but wait, that really isn't all that crazy.

For anyone who sat up late into the night because they had to figure out what happened next.
+For anyone who is pretty sure their lives have just ended a little because there are no more books.
+For anyone who has tried casting a spell at one point in their lives.
+For anyone who was mad when Sirius died, deeply upset at Fred's death, misty-eyed about Hedwig, frightfully saddened when Cedric was killed, shocked to hear of Lupin and Tonk's death and think Dobby was quite a brave and extraordinary house elf.
+For anyone who spent time wondering about Snape, was he on Dumbledore's side, or a Death Eater? And when you read 'The Prince's Tale', you were like, 'after all this time? Always'.
+For anyone who was like FINALLY when Hermione and Ron snogged. In the middle of a war. And you knew Harry felt a little awkward waiting for them.
+For anyone who keeps seeing groups on Facebook relating to the seventh book, and realizing the majority of them mean something to you and that you should join because Mrs. Weasly IS that cool, and Neville IS a BAMF and you might really not have anything to live for now.
+For anyone who really does feel bad for Albus Severus. Seriously Harry, please don't name your children.
+You wanted a letter to arrive at your house in green ink telling you that you had been accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
+Quidditch sounds like a blast and a half.
+Every now and the you drop a Harry Potter joke.
+You are trying to cope with the fact Harry Potter is over, and realizing it is a might strange to be sad over a book. But you can't help it.
+Dude, Neville is a beast.
+The Weasly Family is just so awesome.
+You can't listen to Warewolves of London without thinking of Remus Lupin.
+You seem like a vaguely average person until someone says something about Harry Potter.
+You hoped to be as funny as Fred and George.
+You've been hopelessly distracted from your summer reading after reading the latest installment and then deciding you have to re-read the others.
+For anyone who thinks Albus Dumbledore was pretty much brilliant.
+If you've been to Kings Cross Station and seen a small piece of cardboard tacked up that says 9 3/4 and smiled because you were imagining it being real.
--Or you've seen the full platform and taken some sort of picture with it.
+You realize you think about some reference to Harry Potter practically once a day.
+Wotcher Harry.
+While you feel your life wither away in study hall, you try to numb the pain of boredom with Harry Potter thoughts.
+For people who find themselves smiling when they realize a real life situation relates so perfectly to a Harry Potter situation.
+For those of us who've been wasting our lives online reading JKR interviews and other various potter fan mania.
+For those of us who think people who intentionally spoil the book should be tarred and feathered.
+For anyone who listens to Wizard Rock and has travelled for hours to go to WRock shows.
+For the people who sat up all night after reading the epilogue wondering, "Did Harry ever become an aurour?"
+For anyone who isn't sure what they'll do now that they don't have another Harry Potter book to get hyped for.
+For everyone who has already planned or is planning on what to do the day the Half-Blood Prince movie comes out--and it's gonna be great.
+For anyone who is in english class discussing magical realism and someone tries to say Harry Potter isn't real...and basically you can't believe anyone could say anything so heartless and heartbreaking.
+For anyone who knows the characters just as well as you know your friends--because they are. You know their hobbies, their favourite things, their dislikes, their stories, their feelings. You know them. And you mostly love them.

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know

We find the value, as Neville
We have learned to be unique, like Luna
We fight our demons like Ginny
We have made wrong decisions, like Draco
We learned new things, like Hermione
...We have gained confidence as Ron
And we stayed with Harry to the end
*Copy and Paste If you really are a fan of Harry Potter*

SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves

Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.

The women won (although in Spanish, it technically is La Computadora)

Hermione Granger is proof that bookworms can be badass. Ron Weasley is proof that redheads can be hot. Neville Longbottom is proof that cardigans can be cool. Luna Lovegood is proof that conformity is boring. Ginny Weasley is proof that just being yourself will always attract the person you love. Fred and George Weasley are proof that even in a dark situation there is laughter to be found. Draco M...alfoy is proof that ferrets can be cool. Fleur Delacaour is proof that there can be more to a pretty face. Bellatrix is proof that even insanity can look good. Voldemort is proof that looking like a snake is not a good thing. McGonagall is proof that there is no age-limit to awesomeness. Mrs Weasley is proof that a mother's love can conquer even the most evil of people. Snape is proof that love can last a lifetime. Lily Potter is proof of how far a mother will go to protect her child. Remus Lupin is proof that no matter what you are, it's who you are that counts. Percy Weasley is proof that family is always more important than anything else. Dudley Dursley is proof that even the most horrible of people can change their ways. Mad-Eye Moody is proof that even the toughest of us can fall. Harry Potter is proof that love will truly conquer all.

We defended the Stone,
we found the Chamber,
we freed the Prisoner,
we were chosen by the Goblet,
we fought alongside the Order,
we learned from the Prince,
and we mastered the Hallows
Yes we are the Harry potter Generation

Deαr Twilight,

Our Chαrlie works with drαgons- yours is α bαd pαrent.

Our Bellα is α psychotic fighter- your Bellα couldn't fight her wαy out of α pαper bαg.

Our Jαmes wαs α mαrαuder- yours wαs some creepy guy.

Our Alice still loves her son even though she's lost her mind- yours is αn overly preppy irritαting child.

Our Blαcks αre α complicαted fαmily wαrring between them over the rights of good αnd evil- yours αre two idiots who think they know everything.

Our Robert Pαttinson is good, loyαl, mαn who got murdered by voldemort- yours spαrkled in the sun

Our werewolf died trying to creαte α better world for his son to live in- yours fought over α girl who wαs αlreαdy tαken

Sincerely,
The people who wαnt you to stop steαling our nαmes (aka The Harry Potter Fans)

98% of internet users don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If your part of the 2% that wants to punch them, put this in your profile

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this, then add your name and how long it took you to read the book: (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day) (jasmineflower27 - 3 days) (ArianaRae - 2 days) (Susly - 1 day) (Lily.and.Alice - 3 hours) (Dimcairien - 2 days) (fairy.queen.of.sparks.- 6 hrs) (Jasmine Indigo Sappihhra-12 hours) (Mrs. Theodore Nott - 1 day) (Evelina888 - 1 1/2 days) (Read-a-holic2200-4 1/2 days)

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR, SkywardShadow, HopeInHell Windstorm 124, Jasmine Indigo Sappihhra, Mrs. Theodore Nott, Evelina888 Read-a-holic2200

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

FAKE FRIENDS VS. REAL FRIENDS.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MUM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we screwed up ... but that stuff was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your crap for so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that, girl, you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the hell outta them

Fake Friends: Will Just Read It
Real Friends: Will Repost it

List Twelve of your favorite characters from HP, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Luna

2. Hermione

3. Ron

4. Neville

5. Snape

6. Harry

7. Sirius

8. Remus

9. Tonks

10. Ginny

11.Lily (Evans)

12. Bellatrix

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Harry/Lily? I've read one about mother/son love, but not romantically. And I would read it only if it was a mother/son love.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Neville? In the first few movies/books, not so much. From 5 and up, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!!!! Did I mention he was hot?

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Bellatrix got Remus pregnant? Not even possible? But if it was flipped around, Tonks would murder the child and then hex Remus into oblivion.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Tonks? There are a TON about her and Remus! So, yeah.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hermione and Harry? That is a popular couple, but I HATE IT! Ron would probably murder Harry, then break up with Hermione, which is a BAD thing.

6 Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Snape/Tonks or Snape/Ginny? Neither, because Tonks is for Remus, and if he dated Ginny, he would kinda be a pedophile. . .

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?

Sirius walked in on Hermione and Bellatrix? That just disgusted me, and Sirius would be, too. Then he would probably faint.

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Luna/Remus? NOOOOOO!

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Okay, so Sirius and Bellatrix. Cousins Reunite? BIG QUESTION MARK!

10. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Hermione/Neville/Snape! NOOOOO! I hate Snape/Hermione. first off, and if Neville was at the top of the triangle, i might barf .. .

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Remus. Probably a Halloween song that inculdes a werewolf or something like that .. .

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Luna/Harry/Bellatrix! Warning: May cause you permanent brain damange.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Luna and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Tonks runs off with Sirius. Luna, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lily and a brief, unhappy affair with Bellatrix, then follows the wise advice of Snape and finds true love with Ron. WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?

Remus would react if Lily died. She already died, and I think he was really sad, because she was one of the people who cared about his "furry little problem."

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 3, 6, 9, or 10?

Ron, Harry, Tonks, or Ginny. Tonks is already in it, but the others all would.

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?

Hermione, Snape, Remus, or Lily. Snape was a Death Eater for a while, so Snape.

19. Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4?

Luna/Harry or Hermione/Neville. Neither, but if i had to choose, Luna/Harry, because of reasons that i really don't wanna list now, read OOP if you want reasons.

20. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

Snape and Tonks. Snape and Tonks meet in one of the Order of the Phoenix meetings. Tonks found out that one of her favorite family members has died, and the only person to comfort her is Snape. Wow, that's good, I might write that.

21. For a fanfiction about 7 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Bellatrix and Sirius. Family

22. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Luna kill Hermione or Tonks kill Snape. More the latter, because before she knew that Snape was evil, she might've killed him.

23. Who would make the best Auror, 1, 6, 8, or 10?

Luna, Harry, Remus, or Ginny? All of them, probably except Luna, because she can be a little spacey at times.

24. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

Harry or Tonks? I'm not a lesbian, so Harry.


Updates on Stories:

The Next Generation Reads Sorcerer's Stone: Chapter 9 already up!

iGo to Camp Half-Blood: Chapter 3: I am working on it.

Results of Sumbit a Demigod: I'm almost done writing the first chapter.

Who Makes the Better Couple?: Working on Chapter 8

Seddie in 100 Words: I have the beginning for Chapter 4 written, almost done with the end.

Alana Weasley: A History: Trying to work on Chapter 4.


Links to outfits on iGo to Camp Half-Blood.

Sam's first dress:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=summer+dresses&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=626&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=_JNMd4Dz25fqgM:&imgrefurl=http://www.cheap-summer-dresses.com/&docid=obrgC_O6cLXDvM&w=328&h=400&ei=bCw2TpiUOtOftget4_jmDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=859&vpy=272&dur=549&hovh=178&hovw=95&tx=109&ty=268&page=1&tbnh=178&tbnw=95&start=0&ndsp=11&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0

Sam's second dress:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=summer+dresses&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=626&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=awMM4MhveHLW_M:&imgrefurl=http://dd-blogdd.blogspot.com/2011/07/summer-dresses.html&docid=jQIROpb-5PTvMM&w=348&h=348&ei=bCw2TpiUOtOftget4_jmDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=301&vpy=303&dur=12307&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=128&ty=164&page=2&tbnh=146&tbnw=134&start=11&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:11

Sam's third dress (one on the right) :

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=summer+dresses&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=626&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=6183pSsqK_HdIM:&imgrefurl=http://www.fashionrat.com/summer-dresses-timeless/&docid=xsi2cVYoKssNWM&w=559&h=422&ei=bCw2TpiUOtOftget4_jmDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=620&vpy=317&dur=613&hovh=195&hovw=258&tx=176&ty=128&page=3&tbnh=133&tbnw=166&start=32&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:32

Sam's final dress + shoes:

http://www.bersatupadu.com/tag/teen-summer-dresses/

Annabeth's dress:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=summer+dresses&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=626&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=RO7ilzZGha4UkM:&imgrefurl=http://ghetto-prom-dresses.biz/floatysummerdresses.htm&docid=NE0kfibQImcVhM&w=600&h=920&ei=bCw2TpiUOtOftget4_jmDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=352&vpy=234&dur=435&hovh=278&hovw=181&tx=112&ty=173&page=3&tbnh=151&tbnw=102&start=32&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:32

(Okay, I couldn't find the pictures of Annabeth's shoes. Sorry!)


Links to pictures in Seddie in 100 Words:

Sam's drawing of a rose: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=drawings+of+roses+with+color&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1280&bih=649&tbm=isch&tbnid=rgEV-Q8Wau_fAM:&imgrefurl=http://www.easy-drawings-and-sketches.com/rose-shading-with-color-pencils.html&docid=IkLJHyuBxGsFtM&imgurl=http://www.easy-drawings-and-sketches.com/images/rose-shading-with-color-pencils-21323329.jpg&w=285&h=400&ei=eT7kTte3E4SatwfZ-cGzCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=531&vpy=119&dur=889&hovh=266&hovw=189&tx=98&ty=122&sig=114841432383382331438&page=1&tbnh=145&tbnw=118&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0


I have many stories typed on my iPod Touch, so you might see a lot more stories coming up.


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Dear FanFiction Writers by PrincessAmelie09 reviews
After being typecasted in many of our FanFiction stories, Harry Potter's characters are fuming to the extent that they won't resist to use Killing Curse on us. But since they can't use magic because of the International Statute of Secrecy, they're writing letters! To us FanFiction writers! If you are not scared to be hexed into oblivion, then you may proceed to open this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter Notes! by lunalovegood134 reviews
Harry and his friends send notes in class using special parchments made by Hermione rated T to be safe!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011
iDear FanFiction Writers by Mary Rachel reviews
It's an obligation, really...A humourous look at the fanfics in the iCarly fandom. I don't ship, so this should be fair. SUBMISSIONS WELCOME!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
iCarly Rewind: Freddie and Sam Deleted Scenes by LoveB reviews
"A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked" SEDDIE ONESHOTS!Complete! Seddie Oneshots throughout season Four. VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE oneshot!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,689 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The West Wing by InfinityForever7 reviews
During a trip to the old abandoned west wing of Hollywood Arts, six students discover a centuries-old conflict between light and darkness. Nothing about their enemy or the circumstances is simple; even with their newfound elemental powers to aid them, these teenagers may be facing an entity far stronger than they could ever imagine.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,172 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Cat V., Robbie S.
Not Alone, Never Alone by The Original Horcrux reviews
Luna had always felt something for Neville but she'd never truly realised what that was until Neville confronted her about it after the battle of Hogwarts. Life is perfect, Luna is flying but what's flying without turbulence?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,127 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Wizards and Witches needed by sibunastoryteller15 reviews
Submit a character fic. T to be safe, genre may still change. Multiple entries accepted. STILL OPEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011
stand by fear the unknown reviews
RonHermione. —You can stand her a little more. Drabbles from first year to their final years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Escaping the throne by sweetsimplegirl reviews
Gunther come to Cece's apartment, claiming her help. What is the problem? Will she help him?
Shake It Up! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Gunther H., CeCe J. - Complete
Golden Trio Notes by learningtowrite1996 reviews
Just a bunch of notes between the Golden Trio in their classes. Some are funny, some are sad, some are serious. Contains letters too. Read and review! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Opposites Attract by snivellusandlily reviews
Neville and Luna literally bump into each other in a hallway at Hogwarts. Thanks to a certain Mimbulus Mimbletonia, true love is fostered, but can it withstand the forces seemingly determined in pulling them apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,648 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Luna L., Neville L.
Who Would Win in a Duel? by Ferretess xxx reviews
Fred and George host a game show where they talk about who would win in a duel. Also, readers get to review on who they would vote for. Mrs. Figg is a character because she shows up in nearly every duel it seems!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - George W., Arabella F. - Complete
Love's Mysterious Game by taylorlyles reviews
Austin and Ally haven't seen each other in years. They're both twenty and doing fine in their lives, but what happens when they're reunited in the weirdest of ways? Can Austin win Ally's heart, or are they forever friends?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,006 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Two Birds Of A Feather by alb33 reviews
That year we both realized that we had a lot more in common than we thought and over time we both began to have feelings for each other. Some people would say this is due to hormones, but personally, I believe the Nargles must be behind it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,985 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
How to Scare People at Hogwarts by Annabeth De Luca reviews
Idea from Rin Blackfire's story of same title with permission! , go check her out! A series of one-shots, no specific main or pairings or anything really... Still in the works, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011
Albus the Genius by Call me Longstride reviews
Hmm... I never did like those curtains... The story of how the genius, Albus Dumbldore, set fire to his bed curtains.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Albus D. - Complete
Broken Train of Thought by Reichela reviews
Deathly Hallow's through Ginny's perspective in a series of 30 words or less prompts. Features Ginny, Neville, and Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Ginny W., Neville L.
Wait 'Til James Hears by she was the book thief reviews
"I don't need to see my cousin and my best mate snogging, thank you very much!" Everyone's reactions to Rose and Scorpius getting together. T because of language/PDA/my paranoia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
If We Were Mortal by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
If they were mortal, nothing at all and absolutely everything would be the same.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Athena, Poseidon
The Stag at the Zoo by PeachyKeen13 reviews
AU. Sirius raised Harry, and decided to take the five year old to the zoo. What Sirius didn't expect was for Harry to spot a certain stag...a stag that Sirius never thought he'd see again. Comebacktolife!James&Lily :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Professor McGonagall's Office by FloatingCloudBadger reviews
All the various people who have ended up in McGonagall's office over the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Minerva M., Molly W. - Complete
iBond with the Nub by SouthernB3lle reviews
Sam and Freddie find out they are Potterheads. My first iCarly fanfic.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
You and I by SnowPrincess12888 reviews
This is Seddie story. It takes place after Sam has been gone for six years and is set to Lady Gaga's You and I.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The End Of The Beginning by MePo reviews
The incident that gets Sirius Black sent to Azkaban, seen through the eyes of Alice Longbottom. Quite short. "And then, Sirius's eyes are flaming and he has raised his wand and is shouting something, and there is a massive explosion..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sirius B., Alice L. - Complete
Luna Lovestory by Emma Leigh S reviews
Ginny loved Harry. Neville loved Ginny - but it was not long until he had his heartbroken. But who loved Neville? And how did it come to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,569 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
ten facts by ifonlysomebodycouldhear reviews
ten characters, ten secrets, ten facts.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011
100 Miles Down Seddie Lane by Stolie Silver reviews
100 moments between Sam and Freddie through out their senior year of High School. Seddie Fluff! Next Chapter; Shoes - After looking through some old pictures gthey find something interesting that turn into an interesting trip and some new shoes for Sam
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,092 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Battle of Hogwarts by mrsronaldbiliusweasleyy reviews
A story about the Battle of Hogwarts, partly from Luna's point of view, partly from Neville's. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Luna L., Neville L.
iTalk about boys by pbjforever reviews
Carly and Sam are talking about boys. What happens when Sam has a shocking announcement to make. Takes place right before iOmg and ends afterwards. Seddie. Read and Review.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Don't let Marauders Bake if You Know What's Good by LittleMissFizzingWhizzbees reviews
James and Sirius decide to help Lily in the kitchen. This cannot go well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Conversations and Constellations by alliencat reviews
Luna and Neville share a dance and a moment at Bill and Fleur's wedding. Please review, feedback is wonderful! Four chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
A to Z Victorious by awsnapcheerio reviews
i saw one of these and i wanted to give it a try! Please read! Thanks! **NOW COMPLETE**
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Ravenclaw's Downfall by Whatsername Stardust reviews
Neville and Luna decide they need time to heal after the war. When she comes home a year later, what happens? Two shot, 2nd will be an epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
iMeet Drake and Josh by Cherrygal141 reviews
What will happen when two goofballs from San Diego make a plan to meet a certain web show cast? Will Megan meet Carly? What is going on between Sam and Freddie? Only fate will tell in iMeet Drake and Josh! First FanFic, and set like a script! *SEDDIE
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Sequin it Up! by CrazyGeekyLove reviews
The sequin convention is cancelled and Gunther and Tinka are a miserable duo. Maybe Ty and Cece might need to help their blues! Review if it should be continued.
Shake It Up! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2011 - CeCe J., Gunther H.
Time Will Fly by Capella D. Lestrange reviews
*on hiatus for the school year*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Clarisse R., Annabeth C.
Nargles by KittyNinjaAuthor reviews
Really short one-shot. Neville is decorating for Christmas and Luna comes along... Luna/Neville
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
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The New Camp HalfBlood reviews
30 years after the PJO and HoO series, Camp Half-Blood reopened after a 5-year closing for renovation. Now, after the waiting period, Camp Half-Blood has made some changes. There is a slight OC contest inside. Using OCs from Submit a Demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011
Who Makes the Better Couple? reviews
Here's the story where you decide who makes the better couple? HARRY POTTER COUPLES ONLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011
Seddie in 100 Words reviews
100 one-shots of Seddie. For SeddieBenett's challenge.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Next Generation Reads Sorcerer's Stone reviews
I know there have been a lot of these, but I just wanted to write one. Rated T for slight language Chapter 4 will be up, hopefully, before the 15th.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,096 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P.
iGo to Camp HalfBlood reviews
What happens when Sam and Freddie figure out that they are demigods? Percabeth and Seddie. Set after TLO and before TLH. Also set after iOMG.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011
Alana Weasley: A History, Part 1 reviews
Part 1 in the Alana Weasley series. Alana Weasley is Ron Weasley's cousin, who is adventurous and always sneaks out of the castle with her friends. Using OCs from Submit a Wizard. Please read even if you didn't send in a submission.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - OC, Ron W.
Submit a Wizard reviews
Title says it all. Please look at chapter 2 first.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Submit a Demigod reviews
I'm going to start a demigod story. So, submit a demigod. The deadline is July 10. I added a couple of days to it. SUBMISSIONS CLOSED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete