Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and iCarly.
Hey! I'm Read-a-holic2200.
Name: Not going to tell you. But you can call me Read or Read-a-holic, or just by my full username. I don't care.
Fav books: Harry Potter series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, and The Lost Hero and The Son of Neptune.
Fav movies: Harry Potter, The Lightning Thief, and a bunch of others.
Fav TV shows: most Disney Channel shows, iCarly, and Victorious.
What I like to write about: Everything mentioned above ^
My favorite couples (in random order): First, Harry Potter ones: Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, George/Angelina, Bill/Fleur, and Neville/Luna
They pushed her. Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police was called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder, and then the side cement at the bottom. The girls told them she fell... They believed them. FACT 2 months ago David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said good night to his mom and went to bed. 5 hours later his mom woke up cause a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer with his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even Google her name you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They pushed her" Then Carmen will get you either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer in the dark the Carmen will come for you.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
In Rememberence to Severus Snape, a Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor, without all the red and gold crap.
In Rememberence to Fred Weasley, who fought bravely to the very end, and whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, and with loyalty await his brother, with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right?
In Rememberence to Dobby, who was more free and full of love, than any elf, and most humans.
In Rememberence to Remus J. Lupin, the last REAL Marauder, who was not just a wonderful father, an incredible husband and a brave hero, as well as a wicked werewolf.
In Rememberence to Nymphadora Tonks, who died for the greater good, and will probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
In Rememberence to Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Who's motto "Constant Vigilance" kept him alive for so long.
In Rememberence to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A. Voldemort, who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, but who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end.
In Rememberence to Albus Dumbledore, whose past and wisdom confused us, whose seeming betrayal shocked us, but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end.
In Rememberence to Bellatrix Lestrange, because it was awesome how Molly Weasley kicked her ass in a duel, she deserved everything she got in the end.
In Rememberence to Colin Creevey, who we really don't know too well, but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war, so he must have done something good... besides stalking Harry.
In Rememberance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, who lived and died soaring.
Sure fire ways to know you’re obsessed with Harry Potter... (I bolded the ones that are like me)
1) There is at least one Harry Potter poster somewhere in your house
2) Hedwig’s Theme is the #1 most listened to song on your iPod
If you got detention at Hogwarts...
A Slytherin would laugh their arse off at you.
A Hufflepuff would be feeling sympathetic for you, and would try and comfort you when you get out.
A Ravenclaw would try and figure out a logical way for you to escape.
A Gryffindor would be sitting next to you saying, 'That was AWESOME! We should totally do it again.'" yeahhhh"
If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.
Copy and paste into your profile if you think Tonks and Remus should've lived.
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you wanted to strangle Peter Pettigrew after reading the 3/4/5 book.
If you like to steal other people's cool and funny phrases, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people say Slytherins are the ones always getting into trouble but most of the time it's the Gryffindor's hmmmmmm. copy and paste if you agree
For anyone who has come to realize they really are in love with the Harry Potter books and are one of those crazy people who went to the bookstore a midnight to pick up a reserved copy.
...but wait, that really isn't all that crazy.
For anyone who sat up late into the night because they had to figure out what happened next.
I promise to remember Tonks
We find the value, as Neville
SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.
The women won (although in Spanish, it technically is La Computadora)
Hermione Granger is proof that bookworms can be badass. Ron Weasley is proof that redheads can be hot. Neville Longbottom is proof that cardigans can be cool. Luna Lovegood is proof that conformity is boring. Ginny Weasley is proof that just being yourself will always attract the person you love. Fred and George Weasley are proof that even in a dark situation there is laughter to be found. Draco M...alfoy is proof that ferrets can be cool. Fleur Delacaour is proof that there can be more to a pretty face. Bellatrix is proof that even insanity can look good. Voldemort is proof that looking like a snake is not a good thing. McGonagall is proof that there is no age-limit to awesomeness. Mrs Weasley is proof that a mother's love can conquer even the most evil of people. Snape is proof that love can last a lifetime. Lily Potter is proof of how far a mother will go to protect her child. Remus Lupin is proof that no matter what you are, it's who you are that counts. Percy Weasley is proof that family is always more important than anything else. Dudley Dursley is proof that even the most horrible of people can change their ways. Mad-Eye Moody is proof that even the toughest of us can fall. Harry Potter is proof that love will truly conquer all.
We defended the Stone,
Our Chαrlie works with drαgons- yours is α bαd pαrent.
Our Bellα is α psychotic fighter- your Bellα couldn't fight her wαy out of α pαper bαg.
Our Jαmes wαs α mαrαuder- yours wαs some creepy guy.
Our Alice still loves her son even though she's lost her mind- yours is αn overly preppy irritαting child.
Our Blαcks αre α complicαted fαmily wαrring between them over the rights of good αnd evil- yours αre two idiots who think they know everything.
Our Robert Pαttinson is good, loyαl, mαn who got murdered by voldemort- yours spαrkled in the sun
Our werewolf died trying to creαte α better world for his son to live in- yours fought over α girl who wαs αlreαdy tαken
98% of internet users don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If your part of the 2% that wants to punch them, put this in your profile
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.
SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro!
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.
If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.
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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this, then add your name and how long it took you to read the book: (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day) (jasmineflower27 - 3 days) (ArianaRae - 2 days) (Susly - 1 day) (Lily.and.Alice - 3 hours) (Dimcairien - 2 days) (fairy.queen.of.sparks.- 6 hrs) (Jasmine Indigo Sappihhra-12 hours) (Mrs. Theodore Nott - 1 day) (Evelina888 - 1 1/2 days) (Read-a-holic2200-4 1/2 days)
The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR, SkywardShadow, HopeInHell Windstorm 124, Jasmine Indigo Sappihhra, Mrs. Theodore Nott, Evelina888 Read-a-holic2200
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
FAKE FRIENDS VS. REAL FRIENDS.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
Fake Friends: Will Just Read It
List Twelve of your favorite characters from HP, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Harry/Lily? I've read one about mother/son love, but not romantically. And I would read it only if it was a mother/son love.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Neville? In the first few movies/books, not so much. From 5 and up, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!!!! Did I mention he was hot?
3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Bellatrix got Remus pregnant? Not even possible? But if it was flipped around, Tonks would murder the child and then hex Remus into oblivion.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Tonks? There are a TON about her and Remus! So, yeah.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hermione and Harry? That is a popular couple, but I HATE IT! Ron would probably murder Harry, then break up with Hermione, which is a BAD thing.
6 Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Snape/Tonks or Snape/Ginny? Neither, because Tonks is for Remus, and if he dated Ginny, he would kinda be a pedophile. . .
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?
Sirius walked in on Hermione and Bellatrix? That just disgusted me, and Sirius would be, too. Then he would probably faint.
8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Okay, so Sirius and Bellatrix. Cousins Reunite? BIG QUESTION MARK!
10. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Hermione/Neville/Snape! NOOOOO! I hate Snape/Hermione. first off, and if Neville was at the top of the triangle, i might barf .. .
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Remus. Probably a Halloween song that inculdes a werewolf or something like that .. .
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Luna/Harry/Bellatrix! Warning: May cause you permanent brain damange.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Luna and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Tonks runs off with Sirius. Luna, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lily and a brief, unhappy affair with Bellatrix, then follows the wise advice of Snape and finds true love with Ron. WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!
15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
16. How would 9 react if 11 died?
Remus would react if Lily died. She already died, and I think he was really sad, because she was one of the people who cared about his "furry little problem."
17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 3, 6, 9, or 10?
Ron, Harry, Tonks, or Ginny. Tonks is already in it, but the others all would.
18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?
Hermione, Snape, Remus, or Lily. Snape was a Death Eater for a while, so Snape.
19. Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4?
Luna/Harry or Hermione/Neville. Neither, but if i had to choose, Luna/Harry, because of reasons that i really don't wanna list now, read OOP if you want reasons.
20. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.
Snape and Tonks. Snape and Tonks meet in one of the Order of the Phoenix meetings. Tonks found out that one of her favorite family members has died, and the only person to comfort her is Snape. Wow, that's good, I might write that.
21. For a fanfiction about 7 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
Bellatrix and Sirius. Family
22. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
Luna kill Hermione or Tonks kill Snape. More the latter, because before she knew that Snape was evil, she might've killed him.
23. Who would make the best Auror, 1, 6, 8, or 10?
Luna, Harry, Remus, or Ginny? All of them, probably except Luna, because she can be a little spacey at times.
24. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?
Harry or Tonks? I'm not a lesbian, so Harry.
Updates on Stories:
The Next Generation Reads Sorcerer's Stone: Chapter 9 already up!
iGo to Camp Half-Blood: Chapter 3: I am working on it.
Results of Sumbit a Demigod: I'm almost done writing the first chapter.
Who Makes the Better Couple?: Working on Chapter 8
Seddie in 100 Words: I have the beginning for Chapter 4 written, almost done with the end.
Alana Weasley: A History: Trying to work on Chapter 4.
Links to outfits on iGo to Camp Half-Blood.
Sam's first dress:
Sam's second dress:
Sam's third dress (one on the right) :
Sam's final dress + shoes:
(Okay, I couldn't find the pictures of Annabeth's shoes. Sorry!)
Links to pictures in Seddie in 100 Words:
Sam's drawing of a rose: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=drawings+of+roses+with+color&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1280&bih=649&tbm=isch&tbnid=rgEV-Q8Wau_fAM:&imgrefurl=http://www.easy-drawings-and-sketches.com/rose-shading-with-color-pencils.html&docid=IkLJHyuBxGsFtM&imgurl=http://www.easy-drawings-and-sketches.com/images/rose-shading-with-color-pencils-21323329.jpg&w=285&h=400&ei=eT7kTte3E4SatwfZ-cGzCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=531&vpy=119&dur=889&hovh=266&hovw=189&tx=98&ty=122&sig=114841432383382331438&page=1&tbnh=145&tbnw=118&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0
I have many stories typed on my iPod Touch, so you might see a lot more stories coming up.
Thanks for reading!
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