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Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Silence is golden, but Duct tape is silver.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way mum told you to in the first place.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it
Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it...
Don't mess with me, I have a stick.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Please refrain from excessively licking the ceiling.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
I love Fight My Monster! If you r not on it JOIN!! Thats an order!!
I hope you like my story 'The Portal' I am writing it at skool at moment, please review it - it would mean the world to me ;)
R.I.P Goldie xx
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