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Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Silence is golden, but Duct tape is silver.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way mum told you to in the first place.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it

Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it...

Don't mess with me, I have a stick.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Please refrain from excessively licking the ceiling.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

I love Fight My Monster! If you r not on it JOIN!! Thats an order!!

I hope you like my story 'The Portal' I am writing it at skool at moment, please review it - it would mean the world to me ;)

R.I.P Goldie xx

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Baby by GryffindorCriss reviews
Ron and Hermione want a baby, but will they be successful? Read and Review! No Copyright intended, blah blah blah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 121,106 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 9/2/2010 - [Hermione G., Ron W.]
Madness And Mayhem At Hogwarts by TheOnlyMarauderette reviews
Fred and George make a list of things they are not allowed to do at Hogwarts and are determined to break all of them. I know its been done before, but I wanted to try it. No particular time setting. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Confunded by dizzylizzy13 reviews
Beginning in Fourth Year, Hermione and Fred become friends, and maybe...more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
One Christmas Eve, After Midnight by teecrushfic reviews
Albus and Hugo inadvertently find a Christmas story they were never meant to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Stop Being a Ginger! by alambil felicis reviews
You couldn't stop someone being a ginger, even if you are in love with that that said ginger. Well, anyhoo, Scorpius doesn't really mind, because he likes Rose's gingerness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Gay Day by Araedia reviews
ONESHOT- "It's a potion which makes a guy gay..." Ginny: What! NO WAY my brother's gonna keep snogging my boyfriend! And what's with the- AARGH! My bikini!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Tell Me Something I Don't Know by beMMADfabulous reviews
Albus and Minerva spend a lazy evening lying in bed, playing a game they've played since they were first married. ADMM, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Lucky Woman by beMMADfabulous reviews
Minerva overhears Albus talking about the woman he loves, so she urges him to tell her how he feels. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
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School Poems reviews
Title says it all... They're not that good but please review and say what couldvew been done better/ what you liked
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011
The Portal reviews
Summary inside! This is entirely my story, nothing from anything else - except the superdry label
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011
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