Maddie Tess
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Joined 05-28-11, id: 2940278, Profile Updated: 10-03-13
Author has written 9 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Merlin, and Harry Potter.

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Thank you! I'm flattered. *blushes*

My 'name' is Maddie Tess. I say 'name' because it isn't my real name but I think it is pretty. (Why didn't my parents names me that?) Anyway I am somewhere between 13 and 30 years old and may or may not be insane. (You'll never know!) I LOVE The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit and Supernatural. They are my life. I wish every single day that I could go to Narnia, Hogwarts, or Middle-Earth. :( I will never give up hope! :)


37 Things To Do In An Elevator.

(You will not regret reading this, I promise. It is hilarious and very inspirational...)

http://www.essortment.com/50-fun-things-elevator-31886.html


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is an cat

this is idiot cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is twenty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

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The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by kiliyousosilly reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 179,862 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kili, OC] - Complete
Soul Healing by Viktoria7 reviews
Talaitha is a traveling healer who's perfectly content with her solitary lifestyle. That is, until a certain scheming wizard convinces her to join Thorin's Company as their healer. Faced with more terror, pain, and joy than she imagined possible, Talaitha must decide if Thorin and his kin are worth relinquishing her previous life for good. Eventual Thorin/OFC. Rated M for later.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 165,726 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Stars of Promise by sodapoppana reviews
Childhood stories of Fíli and Kíli and how Thorin came to affect more on their lives. Or perhaps the other way around. There will be some fighting, bed-wetting, making ups and death.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,369 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
My Magical Wish by grapejuice101 reviews
What happens if you wish on a star and you're not only in your favorite show but you are the sister of Merlin. Meet Sam and she is going to have a magical adventure in her favorite show "Merlin." Arthur/OC maybe Merlin/Gwen. REVIEWS GREATLY APPRECIATED! (ON HOLD FOR A WHILE)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,853 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere, OC
Tales of Two Brothers by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
A series of one-shots about Fíli and Kíli, starting when they are 9 and 10, respectively, and continuing to their deaths. Sixth: Thorin should never have let them out of his sight. It would be no-one's fault but his own if he found his sister's sons cold and pale under a dusting of snow.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Kili, Fili, Thorin, Dis
Post Seduction by AngelicKat445 reviews
Sequel to 'How to Seduce the Unwilling Asshole'. Twelve teenagers in Shell Cottage for the duration of the summer. What could possibly go wrong? Blaise/OC, Draco/OC, Ron/OC, Harry/OC, Neville/OC, and Oliver/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Draco M., OC
Please Remind Me by wolfienur reviews
"I'm Gwaine." "I didn't ask." "Well, I just thought you should know the name of the person you're following." "I wasn't following—oh, forget it!" Gwaine/OC. First chapter features twelve-year-old!Gwaine.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,501 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Gwaine
Rise of the Red King by GarGoyl reviews
Evil has triumphed in Camelot,while Arthur Pendragon and Merlin are lost and sentenced to Underworld for the rest of their days. While there's no hope left,an ancient prophecy has yet to unfold.Morgana/OC,Merlin/OC,Arthur/OC. Warnings:Dark/Angsty/Gore
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,841 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
And I'm Not A Drunk by Downside-Left reviews
A conversation between Gwaine and Merlin pre-Season 4. Humor. Mild Arthur-bashing, but all in good fun, because it's Gwaine.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
A Place To Stay by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Gwaine character study, one-shot. No pairings.] "What's he even doing in Camelot, a man like him, a man with no ties?"
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Gwaine - Complete
Merlin Has a Sister by Willow Battlegale reviews
Long forgotten and often disregarded member of Arthurian legend, Ganieda, is the sister of the warlock Merlin. Double trouble as Merlin's twin sister shows up in Camelot and quickly finds herself a pawn in a war between siblings. T just in case.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Merlin
Lost Queen by RPM Shadow reviews
Guilt, sorrow, and pain. Lots of pain when you lose people you love. Susan fights and refuses to accept the fact that she can never see her brothers, and sister again. But near the end she does accept.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Arthur's One True Love by Idril Telperien reviews
Merlin's twin sister follows him to Camelot and she quickly catches Arthur's eye. However, the country girl isn't quite so smitten with the arrogant Prince. That is until he risks his life to save her brother. Written after 3x12. Arthur/OC. This was on extended hiatus but is now being re-edited. Please read and review.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
A Life Renewed by becc-gallanter reviews
-WINNER OF THE NARNIAN FAN AWARDS FOR BEST ROMANCE-What happens when a girl with a nightmare of a past comes into Narnia? Will Edmund be able to protect her from any further harm or is it to late? EdmundxOC. Set during the Golden Age. RATING CHANGED!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,007 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, OC - Complete
Horse Drabble by Cennamace reviews
Merlin is hurt and he needs to get back to Camelot. Arthur and Gwaine are with him. Problem: There are only two horses. Let's see who will walk. Some random Merlin Arthur Gwaine Friendship story.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Gwaine's Reveal by XxWanderlustxX reviews
...In which Gwaine gets tackled, Uther is confused and Arthur decides Camelot is in dire need of extensive background checks. Pure silliness...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
A Knight's Tale by Ellarose88 reviews
Gwaine gets enchanted...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Life's Little Mysteries by TheSarcasticWench reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Gwaine was not as unobservant as he seemed. Why anyone would think otherwise was a complete mystery to him. Gwaine-centric one-shot, S3 spoilers.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
It's Merlin, Not MERlin by Justine Themis reviews
Merlin decides to ask Arthur why he feels the need to constantly enunciate his name. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
or is it by collinfan reviews
arthur's thoughts on gwaine and merlin friendship beted by Emachinescat please review!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
His Best Friend by zammierox reviews
one-shot, Arthur and Gwaine muse separately on their and the other's relationship with Merlin. Both Gwaine and Arthur pov
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
Of Course Not by Princess Alyra reviews
Merlin does magic. Merlin doesn't have magic. Elyan is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Elyan - Complete
Enough Credit by ComicBookGeeksKickAss reviews
Arthur doesn't give Merlin enough credit. NOT slash!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Legend of Arthur and the Chickens of the Coop by Sophie-Lou reviews
It's Gwen's birthday and Merlin gives her a baby chick as a present. And this chicken has a destiny... to be Yuletide dinner. Originally titled on LJ 'The Legend of Arthur and the Hens of the Chicken Coop'. Arthur/Gwen with some OT3.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Chicken Secrets by Niphrehdil reviews
Merlin agreed to have one drink in the tavern with Gwaine, one - but that doesn't go as planned. Not at all. Especially when Leon joins them or Arthur enters the picture.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Of Smiles and Heavenly Bodies by Phoenix Soar reviews
Of all her siblings, it was Edmund's smile that Lucy loved the best. Because his true smile was like a shooting star ... Golden Age, sibling-bonding fic. Or musing, rather.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The One Where Merlin Gets Drunk by fruitcakegirl reviews
Merlin and the Knights of Camelot are drinking. Merlin lets something slip, Arthur overreacts.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Intangible by streetlights and music reviews
There was Rhindon of The Magnificent. Horn of The Gentle. Cordial of The Valiant. And yet... what did The Just have? Siblingfic. No incest. COMPLETE.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Pour la galerie by Shaitanah reviews
Merlin gets himself a stalker. Arthur pays the price. Arthur & Merlin bromance/pre-slash/whatever they have in canon; hints of Merlin/semi-OFC. Loose sequel to After the Fires.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Away In a Manger by rebeldivaluv reviews
Modern AU. A Camelot Nativity. In which Morgana knows everything, Gwaine is a holy terror, Leon wears another dress, and Arthur hates everyone. Especially Lancelot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Every Little Thing by renrenren3 reviews
There's Gwaine, and there's a tavern, and there's wine. There's also Lancelot pining for Gwen, but Gwaine is much more interested in the wine.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Gwaine, Lancelot - Complete
Far Away by AnGelFacE S2 reviews
Merlin never needed anyone because he had her. Always. Merlin/OC
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Merlin - Complete
Merlin's Potion Accident by Nicicia reviews
Merlin has really done it this time, and Gaius is not amused, well, maybe a little. Merlin is mortified, the guards are incompetent, the knights are confused, and Arthur...well, let's just say teasing Merlin in the past is finally catching up to him
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,629 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
That's Entertainment by rubycaspar reviews
An AU ending of the episode 'Gwaine' - instead of just watching from the parapet, Arthur legs it down to the path to barge in on Gwen and Gwaine's conversation. Merlin enjoys the show. Mild A/G, spoilers for episode 3x04.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Just Ring the Bell by 100percentindependent reviews
Arthur plus the magic bell to call Merlin whenever he wants equals Merlin in a lot of trouble. Funny one-shot with a little fluff in the end
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Wild by Ac Colins reviews
ON HIATUS! The Kings and Queens of old have to return Narnia's newest hero to his rightful place. But Narnia has changed. It's darker. Brutal. Wild... Delaney is back in this sequel to UNTAMED, and she's just as much trouble as ever.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 338 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X
Stained by the shadow proves the sunshine reviews
Edmund looks at all the blood on his hands.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Merlin's Hair by RixxiSpooks reviews
Arthur decides to become a barber for the day and his manservant's unruly mop is first on the list. Arthur/Merlin friendship. Merlin/Gwen suggested.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
The White Fire by Queen Melian reviews
What if James wasn't the only Marauder to have a child? Being the daughter of a Marauder can be harder then you might think...slightly AU seeing as it's OC, year above Harry's, set in PoA. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,501 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Complete
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Love Never Dies reviews
1300 have passed and after helping Caspian win back his throne Edmund and Lucy search in vain for Kale and Jess, without any luck. But that doesn't mean they aren't there. Kale and Jess are very much alive, but must be kept a secret from everyone; except one. But secrets are terrible things and if not properly harnessed, the consequences can be ghastly for everyone.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,560 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
The Battle Of Pranks reviews
Edmund is back from his horrendous trip with Lady Vivienne and is determined to seek his revenge. The prank game continues, but the teams have switched! Find out who will become the ultimate winner of this Battle of Pranks. Sequel to 'Edmund's Riddle'. *ON HIATUS*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,741 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Edmund Pevensie
I Promise To Remember reviews
How I promise to remember each of the Harry Potter characters. These poems have been done before, but this is an original and therefore different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
The Prophecy reviews
"Who do you suppose made the prophecy?" asked Edmund. The rest of the Pevensie's looked at him as if he were crazy. "I mean, the prophecy had to come from somewhere didn't it?"
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,087 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Edmund's Riddle reviews
"A plane was going down and no one knew the problem. You're the stewardess and your job is to find out why the plane is going down." Edmund tells his siblings a riddle, but it results in a war of pranks!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Merlin's Smile reviews
"What on earth are you smiling about?" grumbled Arthur. Merlin didn't even stop or look at him while he answered. "I suppose I feel like smiling today sire. There's not a law against that is there? If there is then that would explain how little you smile."
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Strongest Weapon reviews
Merlin is late. Arthur is fuming. Merlin is just about ready to die when he discovers a secret. From then on, it's Merlin who has the strongest weapon.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Valentine's Day reviews
Edmund is stuck. Edmund needs help.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
It Was So Worth It reviews
Hours before a feast, Arthur suddenly wants to wear black. Merlin doesn't understand his master's sudden change of mind.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
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