Lady Whumpalot
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Joined 05-28-11, id: 2940978, Profile Updated: 02-13-12
Author has written 5 stories for Psych, Andromeda, and Diagnosis Murder.

Hi folks. After a while of being busy studying and working, I have decided it's time to get back to the keyboard, at least whenever I have the time to.
Unfortunately, I haven't been able to reactivate my old account, which can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/205050/Artemis9.
So have fun digging through the old stuff. :)

Right after finishing "Lock, Stock and Two Croaking Rednecks" (my first fanfic in years, and the first for Psych), I'm not quite satisfied with it. It feels a little uninspired for some reason. But maybe that'll change over time. However, I was planning on writing something really Psych-ish now, a nice little riddle with some humorous Psych-isms on top. But for whatever reason, my sick mind won't come up with anything but angsty whumpy psycho serial killer madness. Okay then. Prepare for something...dark. I guess. Let's see where this new story takes me.

Edit 2011-08-05: I'm THRILLED. I'm outlining the story right now, and the muse is hitting me hard. This is gonna be good. I just hope I'll be able to pull off the angst part.

Edit 2011-08-09: Started writing, still outlining the details. The muse has abducted me and taken me on a roadtrip to Psychville. This will be LONG. It'll contain a lot of S5/S6 character development, too, which is bound to get Jossed, and I don't think I'll have the whole story finished before Season 6 starts in October. So although I usually don't post chapters as I write (that's because I keep changing details), I'll do it this time.

Edit 2011-08-23: Plotting the whole story in advance is something I'm not used to. Usually I start out with a vague idea of where I'm headed and just see where it goes. Having the whole thing summed up before the actual writing helps a lot, but it makes it easier to write out of order. Which is why I've found myself writing parts of the last chapter before I was even halfway through the first one. I hope I can still provide you with chapter 1 before the new season starts in October. Chances are good, though. ;)

Edit 2012-02-13: I was really motivated to write on this one continuously, but then, as usual, life happened, and there went all the writing plans. I'm back on it. Expect the rest of chapter 1 soon.

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Rete Mirabile
Eine Geschichte von epischen Ausmaßen aus 2005 oder so. Zeitreisen - ohne Paradoxon! - , eine böse Herzkönigin, Bomben, ränkeschmiedende Nietzscheaner, Perseiden, Zombies - oh ja! - und ein Ingenieur, der über sich hinauswächst. Absurd und kompliziert.
Andromeda - Rated: M - German - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,041 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - S. Harper, Beka V. - Complete
Twice Shy reviews
The sequel to Once Bitten. Again, dialogue only. And Steve and Jesse are still out there... Just as old as the first part.
Diagnosis Murder - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Jesse T., Steve S. - Complete
Once Bitten reviews
Steve and Jesse are on a camping trip when things start to go wrong. Dialogue only! This story is from 2000 - yes, the year - , if I remember correctly.
Diagnosis Murder - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Jesse T., Steve S. - Complete
Wandel reviews
Nach der Zerstörung der Andromeda Ascendant wird die Crew getrennt, und es gilt, innerhalb kürzester Zeit gleich zwei Besatzungsmitglieder zu retten - Harper und Andromedas KI. Harper & Crew & mal mehr, mal weniger nette OC.
Andromeda - Rated: T - German - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,975 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - S. Harper, Beka V. - Complete
Lock, Stock and Two Croaking Rednecks reviews
A romantic weekend in the mountains does not turn out as expected, and an old firearm shows up where it is not supposed to. Classic physical whump'em up. Shawn & Juliet with a bit of Shules, nothing explicit. Gus & Lassiter, Henry & Declan. No slash. R&R!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete