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Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

HELLO! :D For anyone wondering this is the same book-keeper that is on Deviantart. Link = http://book-keeper.deviantart.com/

Just so everyone knows my current obsession is Hetalia: Axis Powers. I hold many other favorite anime/manga series, however the list is too grand and too wide to possibly write it all here.

Outside of writing my interests include: Reading, doodling, JAPAN (and everything that goes with it), video games (pretty much goes with Japan though), and Colorguard to name a few.

I am an avid yaoi fan. Yes it is true. I like all different kinds of yaoi, but you will be seeing me favorite smutty yaoi a lot. The favorite pairings (meaning there are others I enjoy) are namely: USUK, RussiaxAmerica (OT3 = AmericaxEnglandxJapan), GerIta, Spamono, and AtemxYugi (yes yugioh, so sue me).

Comments are very much appreciated (ie I feel loved when I get them), however flames are not. I take pride in the phrase, "If you don't like, don't read". In any case, ENJOY

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sister to son by Aurora-swan reviews
When Harry reveals to John she's dying his world starts to crumble, death among friends just seems like a curse that hovers around him. But in all this sorrow Harry wants to bring him and his husband happiness. Her last wish is to give them a child. Mostly a story of how Sherlock and John handles fatherhood. Parentlock. Hamish Watson Holmes. Sherlock/John Just a lot of drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,373 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,756 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
A Flawless Plan by Launa Alvara reviews
When Douglas gives Martin's love-life a bit of a jump start, neither of them could have imagined where it would lead. (Reviews/comments/suggestions welcome! and needed!)
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 127,430 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Love Potion number - 9? by Angel10242 reviews
"Tell me again why I'm doing this Sherlock?" "It's for a case John, I told you..." Sherlock gets permission to experiment on John on the pretext of solving a case, although the results aren't quite what either of them expected! Eventual Johnlock, with some fun hiccups along the way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,029 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Beyond The Literature by lightsabove reviews
Sequel to BEYOND THIS ILLUSION (with summary of prior events). After the birth of her son, Tabitha needs closure before the next step in their relationship – marriage. The Doctor helps them, but the trip goes wrong. After spending a few adventurous days in this world, they finally make it back. It's not what it seems, though. Sherlock x OC. Slight WHOLOCK
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,972 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sherlock H., OC - Complete
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beyond This Illusion by lightsabove reviews
Three years after faking his death, Sherlock gets a woman thrust into his custody. Her story is impossible, yet there is no other explanation to why she is here. Unknown to them, the TARDIS decided to have some fun and send Tabitha to a television universe. Sherlock/OC. Slight WHOLOCK. Relationship-focused story instead of the cases.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,936 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sherlock H., OC - Complete
The After Effects of One Night Stands by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
New relationships are always tough in the beginning—even more so when the person you're romantically involved with is Sherlock Holmes. John receives some startling news that he's sure will not bode well for his relationship with the detective. It seems that his past has finally caught up to him… Parentlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,330 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cast From Paradise by bluerain1984 reviews
"Whoever receives this message, know this: Captain Archibald Harlan valiantly went down with his ship. His mission was carried out. And if you ever find this shuttle or my body, don't worry. I chose this. I chose to risk everything. I chose to follow the mission to the last. I choose to follow these people in to the depths..." - Marla McGivers; Final transmission from 'The Eden'.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,793 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - John Harrison/Khan - Complete
Life is Like a Circus by HeroismInACan reviews
Discontinued until further notice. This story will be revised and rewritten, and then republished when the time is found to do so. Thank you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,608 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - England/Britain, America
King's Pawn by VerbaVolant reviews
Khan has a surprise from his past that's determined to change his future. Khan/OC. Set during and after Into Darkness, with heavy spoilers. This is a romance first and foremost, but not candyfloss sweet fluffiness. Khan style fluff is really more along the lines of sleek panther's fur, still on the panther. Heavy on the plot, mostly T rating suitable, but very slowly slipping to M.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,019 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - John Harrison/Khan
Ragged Stars by lightsabove reviews
Harper Tyler and her daughter were surprised to find a strange man in the backseat of their car, injured and silent. Although he may look dangerous and gorgeous, both of them realized that he was just a lost soul, trying to find his place in the world. When Harper discovers a corruption in the town, Khan is the one who needs to protect her family. Khan/OC - COMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,705 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, OC - Complete
Ethereal Aurora by Lifeisforlivingoutloud reviews
When Arthur wakes in the few, lovely hours before dawn time after time, he glimpses the light hidden behind gossamer threads of curtains, reflecting off silver dogtags. When Arthur feels the returning emotion build underneath the resplendent luminescence of a heavenly body as gentle lips caress his, he realizes that Alfred is someone special. Two-shot USUK light M Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Down The Rabbit Hole by ToryTigress92 reviews
She was a rising star within Starfleet, a successful first officer aboard the USS Hotspur, until London. Until the night she locked eyes with the terrorist who assassinated her commanding officer. Little did Commander Cassandra Mason comprehend the darkness just waiting to consume her, and everything she thought she believed, in the arms of the creature called Khan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,620 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - [John Harrison/Khan, OC] J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Run Fast, Turn Left by Car reviews
Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
Flirting by AAnitab reviews
Set in my co writer's fix it land for Reichenbach, John and Sherlock reaffirm their relationship after a night out at the pub with their friends. That man at the bar should have known better than to flirt with John's Sherlock. Committed slash romantic smut ahead. Be warned. I am the queen
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
30 Day NSFW Challenge with America and England by Vampire Catfish1 reviews
30 Prompts for 30 Days, all with M-ratings. There will be pleasure, pain, McDonald's and fail sex galore as England tries to spice up their sex life, relieve America's horniness, or both! Warning: Extreme CRACK ahead.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,848 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - America, England/Britain
Feeding Sherlock by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex. Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to eat. To absolutely love it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
For Home a Song by myfunnylittlebrainisboring reviews
The waiting game is perhaps the cruelest game of all. Oneshot, Johnlock, Smaug/Bilbo, Smauglock/Johnbo, etc.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bilbo B., John W. - Complete
Part II: the Courtship of Bilbo Baggins by Derdra The Brave reviews
Bilbo teach's Smaug how hobbits court each other; Smaug does the same with Bilbo. Rating will probably go up later
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug
The Gift by Radiator reviews
His father informed him there was someone waiting for him in his room, a gift of sorts. Slave AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - America, England/Britain
Spades by simplytrop reviews
When Alfred, an archaeology student, stumbles upon a sleeping man in the ruins of an old castle, he finds himself accidentally married to the Queen of Spades. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,487 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain
Part I: If there ever was a thing like Fate by Derdra The Brave reviews
This is going to be a series from now on; part II will be out soon. Bilbo never expected the dragon to follow him home. A !Smauglives fanfiction, where Smaug is in a human body. Slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
To be so young and in love by fantasybean reviews
Kid!Sherlock and Kid!John have decided that they're boyfriends and are in love. This leads to the Holmes' and the Watson's endless amusement and an adorable tale of two boys who become men, always in love. Johnlock. Don't like, don't read. Please read&review.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 115,957 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doing It Solo by DestinyShiva reviews
Quick light-hearted and smutty drabble including a horny Englishman and the private contents of his sock drawer. Penetrative masturbation, no pairings (though feel free to imagine).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
What Happens In World Meetings, Stays In World Meetings by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Rated M for a reason. Crack story of crack A lot of UsUk with some Gerita, Bad Touch Trio, and some LithPol as well. Some OCs in this. You have been warned. Just a lot of random crap so read at your own risk. It's funny. Do it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
This Pretense by Zo One reviews
Unable to accept his position in life, Alfred spends his life trying to hide his genetics from a hierarchical society. He's doing so well until he is quite literally sniffed out by a police chief who makes him doubt hiding in the first place. UKUSUK; OmegaVerse; No mpreg ;u;
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,005 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
In the Kitchen Yonder by TerreCiel reviews
Prince Arthur is mind his own business one morning when he's unexpectedly paid a visit by a dear friend. Based on the Fantasy AU created by Tumblr user SirCuddlebuns.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lifted by theyleaveanote reviews
One evening after working on a case, Sherlock and John end up stuck in the Scotland Yard elevator together for quite a bit of time. How might they pass it? How might their sex be different in the harshly lit semi-public space of the lift? Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Willing to Serve by FMAvatard reviews
Arthur Kirkland works as a butler to a high-profile entrepreneur. However, his orders are more than a little unorthodox. 'M' for suggestive content/language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - America, England/Britain
Blue, White, Red by George deValier reviews
Human AU. 1777; The American Revolutionary War. Three times, American rebel Alfred Jones meets British soldier Arthur Kirkland. One blue; one white; one red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Everyday Photo by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Arthur takes a photo of him and Alfred everyday so Alfred remembers them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Astrid by HogwartsScribbler reviews
Starts before the Thor movie, follows Loki as Thor prepares to become king. Thor must find a wife before he can become king and naturally decides he wants the girl he can't have. The girl Loki wants. LokixOC
Thor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,982 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Loki - Complete
Black Heart by cgal120 reviews
Escaping the horror he'd witnessed, Arthur Kirkland finds himself in a cabin he'd never seen before during a snow storm. But it's the strange man inside that helps reveal a secret he'd been keeping for a very long time. USUK Sweet Devil AU. M. Requested by gjlkgjlk of Tumblr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
If You Love Something by Zo One reviews
It will come back. AU; USUK; Merman!Alfred x Arthur
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Retribution by Mist Over Water reviews
In a world where men and women live in seperate societies, the worst crime to be comitted is to keep a baby of the opposite sex. This is the story of two men and the journey of their first baby. USUK, non-con FRUK, MPREG.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,083 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Escape by Zo One reviews
He might've only had an empty house to look forward to tonight, but he would forever have Arthur's arms to escape into. UKUS; Snake!Arthur x Alfred; PWP...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Spice of Life by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England enjoy sex as a general rule. Then one night America requests that England uses his magic to allow them to act out kinks they couldn't normally accomplish. USUKUS, various kinks, deanon from kink meme, M for lots of smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cerulean by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,677 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - England/Britain, America
Under the Goddess Moon by TrainScribbler reviews
Post Avengers. Loki finally receives his wish to be treated equal to Thor and is banished to Midgard. Stranded and destitute, he is taken under the wing of a desert dwelling woman, a witch who may be his way home, but also something greater. Loki/OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,971 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Loki - Complete
All I Want Is You by Lastew reviews
Sherlock has finally come home and he's terrified about how John will take it. Thing is, no matter how many times he's thought about it, he couldn't have anticipated this.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Showering In The Rain Of Faces by LxIsxJustice reviews
"So you'll expand my mind?" she asked quietly, remembering what Barton had mentioned once. Loki hastily dropped his gaze to glare at the floor, thinking her to be mocking or reprimanding him. She immediately realized how he'd taken her words. "I think I'd like that." Loki/Darcy.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Loki - Complete
Pawn Takes King by Closet Adventuralist reviews
Darcy is given a new assignment with SHIELD, and she seeks the help of an unlikely source to help her solve the case. Darcy/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,002 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki - Complete
Calling Dr Jones! by littledevil-vchan reviews
when Doctor Kirkland ends up in bed with his coworker Alfred, he thinks that his life couldn't get any worse. What Arthur doesn't know is that Alfred has been in love with him since college, and Alfred isn't willing to let go of him just yet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,170 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Cards We Are Dealt by FishwichForMyLove reviews
Royal unions rarely have anything to do with love. This fact upsets both Alfred, future King of the House of Spades, and his unwilling betrothed, Arthur. The measure of a great King is not how wisely he ruled, but how deeply he loved. Cardverse AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,911 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - America, England/Britain
Little Mouse by HogwartsScribbler reviews
Agent Scott was quiet and fit into the background at SHIELD well, until she was assigned to watch over the god of mischief during his imprisonment on the Helicarrier. Loki/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,012 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki - Complete
Echo by ReindeerGamesBitch reviews
Sherlock has finally admitted to needing Molly's help, but will he be able to help her in return?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,362 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
30 Minutes or More by FMAvatard reviews
Arthur is a sexually repressed college student living in New York. One day, he orders a pizza... M for language, adult themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Breaths Of Sweet Air by Mingamelon reviews
A trip to the dentist's turns chaotic when a certain mischievous, cupcake loving 2P decides to tag along with America, turning the use of laughing gas into something more... erotic. One-Shot, 2pUK1pUS smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Little Carried Away by 9mm Meg reviews
Francis is having a hard time coaxing a decent love scene from his leading actors, but Alfred and Arthur manage to deliver a better take than he'd hoped for when left to their own direction. USUK, AU, old KM de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
That's Not Very Becoming of a Gentleman by americalovesthecockpit reviews
It's been nine months since England and America last saw each other, and England is absolutely desperate for a good rough shag. But America is taking his sweet time. Sexual frustration ahoy! USUK, smut towards the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tsuki no Waltz by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
Alfred and his friends were not normal, and now I was in on their secret. I didn't know whether I should be worried or not, especially since the words 'mates' and 'leaving' were becoming more common. USUKUS, PruCan, and other pairings. Alternate Universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,379 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All Because of Glasses by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
When magic exists but is cancelled out by those of the opposite sex, humans have split by gender and have to reproduce with the help of faeries. This is the story of two men who just want a kid of their own. USUKUS, fantasy AU, mpreg, occasional smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,270 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sweethearts Week Tales by cgal120 reviews
A collection of one shots based around the prompts for the 2012 Sweethearts Week theme on LJ. Rating may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It Goes Without Saying, Baby by Thrice Written reviews
A compilation of my Sweethearts Week 2012 one-shots from the USxUK LJ Community. Categories will range from romance to fantasy to angst and back again, but two things will remain consistent: our beloved boys, and LOTS of smut. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,567 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Finding Balance by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
While their family has grown, some things just never change. Off-shot of Hospital Flowers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Completion by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Japan, America, and England all love each other. They're all happy to be with either of their partners, but they're not really complete unless they're together. M for chapter 4. Put under America and England so it's easier to see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Promise of Verse by Ellarose C reviews
On the night before the King and Queen of Spades are forced apart by duty for a spell, they say a last goodbye. USUK. Set in the same universe as 'Vow That Doesn't Need A Ring'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Shhhhhh! by Atlin Merrick reviews
Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Happy Birthday, France! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Teach Me by sherlockandjohnwatson reviews
Sherlock's never dated or been in a relationship and is suddenly showing interest in a young woman he met at a party. Naturally, he goes to John for very personal, intimate, 'hands on' advice. Most likely a one shot. John/Sherlock. Rated M for the ending.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name by Cheese-kun reviews
The Tree of Life gives birth to the Royalty of Spades but they can not develop feelings for each other. But Alfred and Arthur go against nature and do love. A tale of forbidden love and a revolution. R18 Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Best Friend's Hot Wait No, That's My Teacher by A-BondofFlame-R reviews
My teacher's pretty hot. Yeah, he's English...yeah, I like him. That's what made the car ride home with him so uncomfortable. That is, until he started making out with me. USUK, Teacher/Student, Yaoi, Human Highschool AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Atlantis is Waiting by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Alfred has always dreamed of finding Atlantis, but when he finally discovers it, he finds more unsolved mysteries within the empire itself. And it's the mystery of Atlantis's Prince Arthur that fascinates Alfred the most. USxUK Disney's Atlantis!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 153 - Published: 12/6/2011 - America, England/Britain
Tease by Childish Sadism reviews
It was his biggest kink, maybe the only thing that could truly make him reach his limit and Alfred was so good at it. SHAMELESS PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
5 Times Captain America Met His Country by Gecko Osco reviews
Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/17/2011 - America, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
What a Beautiful World can be Seen by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
One day after a conference Italy comes up to America and requests to paint him. America agrees, only to find out that Italy likes his subjects nude. Coitus and ahoge-abuse ensue. AmeIta, deanon from kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2011 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Party Games and Playing Love by FanSlewFantasy reviews
USxCanxUK threesome. Hard yaoi, DL;DR. Request fic from almost three months ago. My bad. Alfred has a strange request for his birthday, and Matthew is extremely reluctant at first. Eventually though, he is won over.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Garden Hoe by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK. A very confused America spies on England getting kinky with his magical friends. Is it masturbation or an orgy? Depends whether or not you believe ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Involuntary Movements and Masochism by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Whenever America bottoms, he scratches. A lot. Their first time together, England finds this out the hard way and he LOVES it. Might be a little triggery. But also somehow fluffy because that's how I roll. UKUS. Short deanon from the Kinkmeme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Our Colors by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England have been together for years, but today England wants to try something different. He wants to love every single inch of America's beautiful body. Yes, it has smut. Several rounds of it. Enjoy. Deannon from Kinkmeme. 2 shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I know Who I Want to Take me Home by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England have been together for years, and one of their favorite games is pretending to be strangers and meeting up in a public place for a supposed one night stand. This is the story of one round of that game. Deannon from Kink Meme, UKUS smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Short Attention Span by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Relax! by Liete reviews
-US/UK- 'He'd just work himself into further stress and tension until it would be possible to snap him in half with a mere touch if America didn't intervene, and intervene quickly.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Do it again by idioticonion reviews
Barney is an inexperienced yet pushy bottom. Set after Say Cheese. Explicit M/M/F smut.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Barney S., Marshall E.
Draw A Circle by Carrot The LuvMachine reviews
While cleaning his room, Arthur stumbled upon a box of old photos from during Alfred's childhood. His fairy friends noticed the look of nostalgia in his eyes and decided to lend him a hand in the only way they see fit. Mpreg USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,263 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dethlove by H.J. Bender reviews
After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,550 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
The Art of Seducing Robert Goren by DejaBlue1972 reviews
BobbyOC. This is a follow up to "The Seduction of Robert Goren." This oneshot is rated M for nudity, sexual situations and one bad swear word. Read and enjoy
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - R. Goren - Complete
Bobby's Angel by DejaBlue1972 reviews
COMPLETE! Casefile of sorts. A woman from Bobby's past comes back into his life. BA friendship only. Chapter 28 is up and rated M for language, violence and brief nudity. Oh my! Read,review and enjoy!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 153,762 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - R. Goren - Complete
Scent of a Woman by DejaBlue1972 reviews
Bobby OC. Some people have a favorite smell that invokes a fond memory or warm feeling. Here's a look at what smell makes Bobby Happy. Read and enjoy.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
What Matters Most by WinchesterPhantom reviews
Post Last Rites. It's the hardest case yet because it’s not putting some perp away, its figuring it all out...Mike Logan discovers what truly matters to him. MC. COMPLETE!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,568 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - M. Logan, C. Barek - Complete
Resistance by Penn O'Hara reviews
Time for some Logan lovin'. Logan and Barek deal with Cheslea Watkins' campaign of vengeance.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,906 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
The Seduction of Robert Goren by DejaBlue1972 reviews
BobbyOC. What does it take to seduce one of our favorite detectives? Me and my one track mind wanted to know. Rate M for mature adult overtones and one bad swear word.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
A Good end to a Bad Week by AAnitab reviews
Post Ep: Renewal. Mike's been having one hellaciously bad week. When Carolyn Barek finds him in a bar, that's all about to change. He's not about to let her leave him again, now is he? Mike/Carolyn Romantic smut.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2008 - C. Barek, M. Logan - Complete
No Going Back by Penn O'Hara reviews
For Logan Lovers ... The conclusion. 'M' Rated. Carolyn comes home and Logan goes into damage control in a very Loganesque way. ... I rewatched the eppy 'Renewal' with the view to reconcile that story in my Logan'Barek universe, and I think I've done it.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,940 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Cowboys, A Pair of Kings by Penn O'Hara reviews
After extracting themselves from Nicole's clutches in A Shift of Axis, the four detectives team up again. Finally finished. Goren'Eames, Logan'Barek.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,303 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Logan Cocktails by Penn O'Hara reviews
More fun with Logan and Barek and cocktails. A oneshot suggested by gorengal growing into four chapters, amazingly. Bookworm37 added inspiration to Chapter Four. Logan, Barek.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Keeping Watch by serty reviews
The JL have asked Robin and Beast Boy on a mission. While they're being bored out of their skulls they find some ways to keep entertained.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
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Far Away Fight reviews
The Picto have left, but in their place a new stronger race has captured Earth and its nations. Once back on the invaders planet, they are forced to fight creatures beyond their imaginations. They fight to stay alive, since their only true reward is each other. Rated for language and violence mostly, plus some smut and VERY TEMPORARY character death much much later. USUK and others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - America, England/Britain
Harder Than It Seems reviews
"Come on, Artie, What's the worst that could happen?" is what America had said. England did NOT think it would lead to this. Rated M for a lot of yaoi, foul language, and MPREG.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,988 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Snore: A one shot reaction reviews
The talented invisibleinnocence on DeviantArt completed the hilariously adorable piece "Snore" and this one page one shot was quickly created as a result.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
USUK Music Meme reviews
Sooo ya I have been really busy with the end of the school year and I have been off the ball as far as writing goes. In order to make up for that, and to get some form of a flow back, I have decided to do this USUK Music Meme! M for lang. and almost smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All for Silence reviews
The man sat alone, staring into the flames. Once more visions appeared. Memories of his actions. How loud that pretty girl with the ruby lips had been I don't think there is cause for warnings cause it is all described in a sort of round about way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
World of Disney reviews
England is minding his own gentlemanly business when BAM! America bursts in with tickets to Disney World. What havoc could come of this? Read and discover. Rated for minor, but consistent, British swears, a single f-word and reference to yaoi times-USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,227 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete