Arabella Song
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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, and Inception.

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A MEETING TO REMEMBER- One more chapter, waiting to be written.

A sort of follow up story to 'Wait, Who', but can be read as a stand alone. What happens when River meets herself... in another form?

ANCIENT WORLDS- On hold. Sorry, I’m going to skip a lot of time... Probably going to finish India, jump to Greece, then Rome. After that, may just skip around a bit... Sorry

The Doctor and his archaeologist companion Meg travel throughout history, learning new things and getting in tight spots. Good for world history review

CHANGE IN LIFE – One more chapter

Madame Kovarian suceeds in killing the Doctor, but it's still not enough. She wants the world and knows just the girl-and the way- to get it for her. Inception. Dark themes, includes character death and attempted rape.

MASTER WHO- Need to get back to it. You’ll get a Christmas special within the next week and maybe 5 or 6 more chapters

What happens when the Master turns the Doctor and all his friends evil? Trouble, that's what. Everyone who he loves is going psychopathic. And some of them weren't too far from it to start with

THE DEVILS TOOL – At least 2 more chapters that I have planned, no clue after that

River Song sacrificed her soul to the devil in exchange for her daughter having one. Now she works for him, but is it possible that she's actually enjoying it?

THE JEALOUS TYPE- 4 more chapters. I’m working on it

It was burning Malfoy up inside to see his betrothed with Potter. He knew it was the Dark Lord's wishes, but he was a jealous fiance. And one day, he'd be a jealous Dark Lord. Rated T for sexual innuendo.

THE RIVER MEETS THE ROSE- 2 more chapters

River Song meets one of the women that the Doctor can't seem to stop talking about. She's very impressed with her, but not with the Doctor's previous forms. What will happen when the River meets the Rose?

Stories in planning

HENRY IN WONDERLAND

Henry Mills falls down the rabbit hole and finds himself in Wonderland. He comes face to face with his grandmother, the Queen of Hearts. Will she behead him or make him the Red Prince?

OSWIN THEORIES

Short oneshots for different possibilities of who and what Clara Oswin Oswald is


You are a...
Gryffindor
[x] You are loud.
] You like going to school to see your friends.
] You’ve had more than a couple detentions.
] You always have something to do on the weekends.
[x] You like to be the center of attention.
[x] You get above average grades in school.
[x] You’ve been called bossy before.
] You’re a bit of a daredevil/you like an adrenaline rush.
] You are athletic.
] You are one of the best players on your team.
[x] You would do anything for your loved ones.
] You like the colour red.
[x] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA.
] You would never break a promise.
TOTAL: 6

Hufflepuff:
[x] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends.
] You get average grades in school.
[x] You’ve been called boring before.
] You don’t like to brag about your achievements.
[x] You value honesty.
[x] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want.
] You like the colour yellow.
] You have a job.
] You are athletic.
] You are a team player.
] You are in the middle of the social totem pole.
[x] You are easily amused.
[x] You like helping others.
] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination.
] You like the music played on the radio best.
TOTAL: 6

Ravenclaw:
[x] You get good grades in school.
[x] You like to read.
[x] Dumb people annoy you.
[x] You are creative.
[x] You’ve been called a know-it-all before.
[x] You would say your intelligence level is higher than most.
[x] You hate cheating on homework.
[x] People often want you to help them with homework or projects.
[x] You are more into the creative arts: theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.
[x] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking.
[x] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know.
[x] You like the colour blue.
] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures.
[x] You tend to over analyze things.
[x] You can focus and pay attention well.
TOTAL: 14

Slytherin:
[x] You are very competitive.
] You like the finer things in life.
[x]considering that most people on it are lazy people who can't even bother to actually search for a job, you think welfare is a waste.
] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week.
] You’ve been called a snob before.
] You think the end justifies the means.
[x] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face.
[x] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you.
] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them.
[x] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc.
[x] You are very good with words.
[x] Above all, you want to be successful in life.
[x] You like the colour green.
[x] You love to win.
] Your favourite class is Potions or DADA
TOTAL: 9

I'm a Ravenclaw!


You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobiac

5/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

6/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

5/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

3/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

6/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class. (Almost)
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

7/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

7/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

5/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10 ...

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

9/10 Wow... Didn't think I was that much

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10


You know you're a Whovian when...

1. You know what the term "Whovain" means.

2. You get stomach cramps, clutch your abdomen and yell "I'm regenerating!"

3. You try and open the door with your screwdriver.

4. When this fails, you get annoyed and ask the nearest person where the "On" switch for it is.

5. You stare at the screwdriver for a few minutes, and think "This could be a little more sonic..."

8. You ask complete strangers the year, and when the tell you, you say "What, again?"

9. You're seriously freaked by people wearing blue-tooth ear-pieces, and are convinced they'll turn into cybermen.

10. You avoid apples.

11. You hum the theme tune at any opportunity.

13. You do an awesome Empty Child impression.

14. When it snows, you wonder if it's real snow.

15. You say "Allons-y!" "Geronimo" "Fantastic!" "Spectacular" and "Brilliant" a lot.

16. You are terrified of shop window dummys, and brass bands dressed up as Santas.

17. If you find a trench coat, you put it on and run about madly, spouting technobabble at top speed.

18. You talk about Doctor Who all day.

19. You a nervous around statues, especially one of angels. you keep them in the corner of your eye, but avoid looking at the face. You dare not blink.

20. If somebody on DA posts a picture of a Weeping Angel, you post a comment saying "It's the image of an angel! You have doomed us all!"

21. You slip Doctor Who quotes into conversations and laugh in your head when no-one notices.

22. You always, always count the shadows. Without fail.

23. You take mental, or written, notes on important things The Doctor mentions or babbles about, so that when (Not "if" - "iwhen/i") you are his assistant, you will understand what the heck he is going on about.

24. You use phrases such as "Thank Rassilon!" or "For the love of Gallifrey!" or "What in the name of the Eye of Harmony?"

29. One of your most used O.C.s is made up for the show.

30. You attempt to convince your friends, family and total strangers that you are, in fact, from Gallifrey.

33. You try and enter forbidden places with a blank bit of paper.

34. You genuinely can't stop tapping your fingers in a rhythm of four. No, you really can't.

35. You copy your hairstyle from the characters on the show.

39. You listen to Trock.

41. You can and will steer any conversation, whether online or in RL, around to Doctor Who.

48. You make random Doctor Who related remark in your school books or essays or notes, e.g. "Humans have a double circulatory system. Not that we are Time Lords."

49. Your school books are covered with random Doctor Who doodles.

52. you can reel at least three episodes off by heart(s).

56. You spend hours trying to find your fobwatch.

58. You know that TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, and is not one word.

59. You start typing the words "The" "Doctor" "Master" and "Rani" with capital letters.

61. When you wake up, you look at your hair and say "Still not ginger!"

68. You read so much fic that you forget which is fic and which is the Doctor Who book you read last night.

75. You can hum the theme tune with no mistakes.

76. You don't like saluting, and if you do do it, you salute with your index finger only.

90. You get freaked by people who tap out the rhythm of four...and who have never heard of Doctor Who.

99. Your ears detect Doctor Who related stuff from a mile off.

104. You walk up to strangers and say brightly "Hi! Not seen you in ages! How've you been?" And when they stare at you, you say "Oh...right..." then walk away muttering "wibbly wobbly, timey wimey..."

109. You quote. and quote. and quote. Until somebody tells you to shut up.

110. You keep on quoting anyway.

111. You slip slightly edited quotes into your speech, e.g. somebody says "You always say [insertthingyoualwayssayhere]" and you reply "I say a lot of things. I rarely make sense."

116. You get annoyed when people criticize your obsessiveness.

127. Your ring-tone is the TARDIS engine noise, or the Theme Tune.

131. You cancel everything you arranged to do on Saturday (If you've made the mistake of arranging anything at all) in order not to miss a single second if Doctor Who.

134. You spend ages trying to copy the faces made by some of the Characters.

145. You use Doctor Who analogies to remember things.

147. You try and join Hermits United.

152. You spend ages trying to toss a screwdriver or torch so it spins over twice before you catch it again.

153. You succeed

154. You say "I need a bigger head!" when you forget something.

163. You will steal the TARDIS.

167. You dislike turning right.

175. Instead of saying 'Ladies and gentlemen', you say 'Ladies and gentlemen and variations there upon.'

176. You don't call it water; you call it something to combat dehydration.

177. You turn left. Always. Even if it means going a very long way round. Or backwards.

178. You count the shadows.

179. And stay out of the shadows, for that matter.

180. You are convinced The Doctor was the one to explain Gravity to Newton.

181. You want to arrive to your prom in the TARDIS.

182. You can't sit still or act sane on a day a new episode of Doctor Who is showing.

183. To You an Easter egg doesn't mean a chocolate egg. It means a secret DVD extra with The Doctor.

191. You are gonna ask Santa to send someone to fix the next crack you see in your wall

192. You remember that he will always be a madman with a box.

198. You bite eyes and a mouth into apples. Because it makes them taste nicer. Somehow.

201. When you see someone trying to fix something and getting frustrated, you say "It's only a Type 40!"

202. You realize that there's no such thing as an irrational fear of the dark

203. You have an irrational fear of gas masks.

204. You know that Bow Ties are cool.

205. You can fool a Dalek with a straight face and a Jammy Dodger.

206. You are eternally on the lookout for anagrams.

207. You've bothered to read this list and noticed that the numbers are wrong.


You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when:

1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron.)

2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss.

3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child.

4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway.

5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione.

6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him.

7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email.

8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash.

9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.)

10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. :)


America's Intelligence:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Frito's:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Aw. But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a South Australian SAPSASA(south australian primary school ameatur sports assoiation) jumper
Dry warm Iron
Do not Iron
(...wtf?)

On a coffee cup:
Warning: Contents may be hot
(Well I hope my coffee's hot)

On cheap Peanut Butter:
May contain traces of nuts
(Gods, then what is actually in it!?)


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


List your 12 fave HP characters:

1. Luna Lovegood

2. Draco Malfoy

3. Tonks

4. Mcgonnagall

5. Bellatrix

6. Neville

7. Voldemort

8. Snape

9. Seamus

10. Lupin

11. Sirius

12. Fred/ George- I can't seperate them! Deal with it

(Yes, I know I have no golden trio... I don't like them)

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fic before?
Um, no, and since I hate slash, I wouldn't want to

2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
She's a creepy old lady... I don't think that way

3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! No pregnant men, and no threesomes. Especially with Snape!

4) Do you recall any fics about 9?
No, but I want to read about all this explosive problems... or powers

5) Could 2 and 6 make a good couple?
No! Draco is MINE(for rent to Hermione and Ginny), and Neville is Luna's. Leave them in peace

6) 5/9 or 5/10?
5/10. That could actually be interesting, like him taming or... or the other way around

7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Is that even possible?
Again, No threesomes and no Draco play. But it would be funny... he would probably run out with burning eyes...

8) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.
I don't wanna do a canon story couple! Fine...

The baby had some... disabilities... Wolves with magic aren't the norm. But it is when you have a werewolf wizard's child.

9) Is there any 1/8?
NO. I hate different generation relationships

10) Suggest a title and summary for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
When Fred is killed in the final battle, George blames Harry and kills him. For this Voldemort is eternally grateful.

Repaying debts

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?
Um... is that really going to work out?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read 3?
I don't have a 'friend's list', but some of my friends read it.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or read 11?
No

14) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
No, his aunt? You're messed up in the head

15) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?
That's illegal!

16) If you wrote a song fic about 8, what would you use?
Snape vs Snape by Ministry of Magic. I know, taking the easy way out with Wizard Rock

17) If you wrote a 1/6 fic, what would the warning be?
Canon fic, no OOC

18) What would a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?
Watch out- wolves bite

19) 1 and 7 are in a happy realationship until 7 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night-stand with 11 and a breif unhappy affair with 8, then follows the wize advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Luna and Voldemort are in a happy relationship until Voldemort runs off with McGonnagall. Luna, heartbroken, has a hot one night stand with Sirius, and a brief unhappy afair with Snape, then follows the wise advice of Bellatrix and falls in love with Tonks.

So she's straight and then Bellatrix lets her know she's gay?


If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

THAT'S SO ME!!!

Guys, stereotypes are WRONG

Some stereotypes about me

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

Guys you have to remember that stereotypes hurt. Don't do it.


I like:

Hunger Games

Harry Potter

Doctor Who

Darkest Powers Trilogy

The Immortals Series

The Skinjackers Trilogy

Anything fiction!!!

My favorite Harry Potter Pairings:

Draco/ Hermione

Draco/ Ginny

Blaise/ Ginny

Harry Potter subjects:

Evil! Harry

Hermione Malfoy(related to malfoy)

Evil! Hermione

Evil! Dumbledore

Evil! Ginny

Fun! Forge and Gred

Supportive! Gred and Forge

Funny! Voldemort

Favorite Harry Potter...

House: Slytherin

Girl: Luna

Boy: Draco

Older character: Voldemort

Group: Death Eaters

Book: Half Blood Prince

Favorite Doctor Who...

Doctor: Tennant(10)

Companion: Donna

Character: River

Episode(s): The Impossible Astronaut and Day of the Moon

Villian: Daleks (Of course!)

Fear: Weeping Angels and Vashta Nerada(darkness)

Catch Phrases: "Hello Sweetie" "Spoilers" "Run"

That's it everyone. Love ya!

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Second Time Around by Neko-Tenchi reviews
Draco fell in love with Hermione, but it was already too late. When a contraption of Dumbledoor sets Draco back in time to hisfirst year of Hogwarts with no memeories of the future but all the feelings and love felt towards Hermione from his future self, how will he do things the second time around. Much better than the summery. A time travel story with a twist, Draco Edition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 291,863 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Double Trouble by sea-ess-eye reviews
Teenage versions of Emma and Regina appear in Storybrooke and to everyone's surprise the girls hit it off immediately... "We have to stop this, Emma. She can't fall in love with the younger you. She has to meet Daniel and fall in love with him - his death starts it all. Or otherwise, Regina won't grow up to cast the curse, Storybrooke won't exist... and Henry will never be born!"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 260,030 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen]
Teenage Trouble by Rosesdancinginmymind reviews
I was watching Charmed (Cheaper by the Coven) where they revert back to teenagers and this popped into my brain. A magical mishap turns Regina, Zelena and Emma into teenagers. Cora, Snow and Charming have to learn how to deal with teenagers. Swan Queen AU with added sibling rivalry :)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West - Complete
Secret Santa by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River take Amy and Rory to a world where Secret Santa has been raised to a whole new level...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Vampiress and Veelan by Nival Vixen reviews
Ginevra finds out that she is a Vampiress and works towards showing everyone that she can be happy with what she is becoming. Draco is a Veelan, and finds out that Ginevra is immune to his charms. -The future always changes- Draco/Ginny, various ships, including M/F, M/M, M/M/F, and M/M/M so far.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 710,220 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 11/28/2005 - [Ginny W., Draco M.]
Adventures With Cora Mills by WitchyLove14 reviews
A series of adventures with Cora. Regina and Emma are together and experience adventures with Cora, since she is new to this world, is amused and terrified of some things, and likes to cause trouble. Language. Talks of sexy times. Fluff. SwanQueen. Cora is the biggest SQ shipper ever. THIS IS A CRACK FIC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,475 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Cora's Adventures In Parenting by Rosesdancinginmymind reviews
A mishap with the new curse turns both of Cora's daughters into toddlers. Sisterly squabbles and family fluff ensues.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,119 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West - Complete
The Diary of A Queen's Pet by Scarlette-Rayne reviews
"My name is Emma. I know how strange it is that I don't have a family name but I don't. My name has always been just Emma. I have decided as it were to write down my life's story. Perhaps it's time I start at the beginning and hopefully by then you'll grow to understand just what it is that has made me into what I am; the dark queen's favorite pet."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,899 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Musical Maladies by Wings Of Fancy reviews
Hogwarts is thrown into chaos as students and professors alike are cursed to sing and reenact the lives of those who lived before them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 7/21/2009
The Lady of the Dark Castle by Ying-Fa-dono reviews
Belle must save her people and only by becoming the Dark One's servant will she be able to help them. Much to Belle's surprise, she can handle the Dark One pretty well...but his beautiful and poisonous wife Cora on the other hand...that's a whole other story.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,600 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Robin Hood - Complete
A Different Destiny by JustMe-Liz reviews
Instead of choosing power, Cora chose love and ran away with Rumpelstiltskin. Stunned by her choice, Rumple is unsure of what the future holds - the only certainty being that Cora's child will also be his - he'll have a second chance at being a good father. An age-old enemy, however, threatens the family's happy ending... Rumple/Cora. Might have Hooked Queen or EvilCharming.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,303 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Thou Art to Me a Delicious Torment by littlegreenfish reviews
Hook and Jefferson have complicated histories with the Queen of Hearts. Hook worships her, and Jefferson fears her. When Cora takes up residence with Jefferson in her quest to win back her daughter's heart, the two men are introduced. After Cora's death, what will become of the Captain and the Hatter? Endgame: MadHook. Along the way: Cora/Hook,Cora/Jefferson & Cora/Jefferson/Hook.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,728 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
All I ever wanted was you by WTfan86 reviews
What happend it Rumpel didn't let Cora slip through his hands? What if he persued her after she told him that she ripped her heart out? Begins in the forest scene at the end of 2X16. ALot of reference to sexual matter b.t.w, sorry.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts
Sequence by artemisgirl reviews
A misspoken mistake transports Hermione through time, binding her to the Malfoy family, causing her to come whenever they call. Warnings: violence, limes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,853 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Abraxas M. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by betawho reviews
"If you ever loved me, say it like you're going to come back." He came back.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Maids and Merchandise by audreyii-fic reviews
Wherein Rumpelstiltskin doesn't modify his deal with Cora, and Belle's responsibilities at the Dark Castle include the girl who will cast the curse to end all curses. (FTL AU. Rumbelle.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,412 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts
One Life Stand by Shaunsie reviews
A one night stand between Cora and Killian turned out to be much more then one night, rather a whole life. Completely AU. R&R
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
The (sort of) Accidental Parent Trap by Rosesdancinginmymind reviews
AU, total madness wherein Regina attempts to get her parents (Cora and Rumple) to admit their feelings for each other. Things go haywire when she ends up a toddler. Now they must figure out how to turn her back whilst dealing with a toddler Regina. Eventual Golden Heart. GoldenMills family fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,249 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
River of Magic, Hermione's Song Book 2 by DWDuck reviews
With the knowledge of who Voldemort really is, The Doctor and Hermione recruit old friends to help with the destruction of the Horcruxes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,971 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
The Heart Of The Beast by Anti-Kryptonite reviews
Take the heart of a beast and you control it. That's what Rumplestiltskin taught Regina, so when she learns he has a heart himself, she follows his instructions and shows him the apprentice has become the master - she takes the heart of the Beast.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Cora Is Company by Ravenclaw-Earl of Storybrooke reviews
The lost moments shared by Cora and Regina Mills, living together from the time of Cora's arrival in Storybrooke leading up the the events of "The Miller's Daughter." Can two such powerful beings exist under one roof? And how are Regina and Hook affected when their hearts belong to someone without one. A tale of love, family, and mending the past.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Shattered Glass Horse by Rosesdancinginmymind reviews
AU in which Cora keeps her heart but chooses to marry Henry regardless. Set after she gives birth to Regina, Cora imagines the life her daughter could have. (Warning, this story does have a sad twist, I can't really give TWs about it without spoiling the story so my apologies if the ending upsets you)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by hunnyfresh reviews
Companion piece to A Fine Line: When Emma and Regina return to Storybrooke, Regina begins to realize she was never truly alone in that town.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Game Set by ofarrogant reviews
King Xavier's castle is under siege and the Dark One makes another visit with a different deal in mind.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
The Inventions Of Modern Times by NarglesandNifflers reviews
Arthur has risen again, but the world has changed greatly as he struggles to come to terms with all the new and bewildering food, gadgets and clothes in modern times.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Watching the Movie by helotastic reviews
Because Annabeth is an effing BLOND, Grover is white, and the whole thing was a lame excuse for a movie. The campers and gods have seen and hated the Lightning Thief movie. But while demigods can defeat an evil titan lord, no sweat, what will happen when their quest faces Hollywood, the paparazzi, and enough legal copyright issues to make even a lawyer have a nervous breakdown?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Fine Line by hunnyfresh reviews
Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,407 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Hush by sugarkid reviews
Cora has many regrets, but doesn't include Regina on that list. Unfortunately, the same is true of her father... (Cora/Rumple)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Incoming Messages by hunnyfresh reviews
Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Rescuing His Queen by wolfenqueenyuri reviews
Instead of standing by and watching events unfold, Rumpelstiltskin rescues Regina at her execution. AU for "The Cricket Game". Golden Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
Miller's Daughter by NyxBorn reviews
The three nights she had to spin straw to gold, and the night she gave birth. Disclaimer- Does not include the fight with Rumpelstiltskin.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Quite the history by OnceUponAFan reviews
"I'm doing you a favor dearie," One-shot. The history between Cora and Rumplestiltskin. From episode 2X12 In The Name Of The Brother.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Visitor by ofarrogant reviews
"I held you in my arms. You were younger, more...portable."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Under Pressure by bonestrewn reviews
"She is steely and calm and her voice has a texture like wood grain, but she needs something from him, and Killian's favorite kind of woman is the kind that comes begging." Killian Jones takes a passenger and her baby onto his ship, but finds that she's not what she seems. AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
A Golden Rose by bubblygal92 reviews
The Doctor meets a very different Rose in 2005. Why is her past, his future? What does she have to do with timelines? And just what is the Bad Wolf? Featuring the 9th, 10th and 11th Doctors. Starts with the events of 'Rose' and goes through the series. AU. 9/Rose 10/Rose 11/Rose. Cover art by IrissenNii
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 246,372 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
It Can Come Back by Dobby's Socks reviews
The Doctor takes River to the Singing Towers...and then he does a Thing. When the Ponds find an empty TARDIS on their lawn, where is the Doctor? How is River alive? And if they find the Doctor, how can they get their friend back? Chameleon Arch fic, will feature several companions, written pre-season 7. Pairings: Doctor/River, Amy/Rory, Martha/Mickey COMPLETE, SEQUEL COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,308 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Hat's That by DoctorWhoGal reviews
When River Song turns up in the TARDIS wearing a hat, The Doctor really doesn't think it's fair as she always kills his hats. So he decides to get her back. Contains a lot of fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Trapped in a Dream by elisesdean reviews
Prompt from Tumblr: Regina discovers that her mother never guessed Rumplstiltskin's name and that the Dark One has owned her since birth. Can Emma and Belle convince him to free Regina or will his hatred of the Queen for imprisoning Belle be too much for him to over look? Swan Queen, Rumpbelle
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The Consulting Criminal's Daughter by AlexDayLover reviews
There are two names that nobody says. One is a psychotic criminal mastermind who hates being bored. The other, is his daughter. A genius in her own right, and just as twisted as her father. God help Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/8/2012 - J. Moriarty
I'd Like My Happy Ever After by elisesdean reviews
SWAN QUEEN! Cora has taken Emma's heart and Henry. Regina can only choose to save one or the other... her lover or her son. She chooses both. Prompt FIlled on Tumblr.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
Much Ado in the Torchwood Hub by SerenBex reviews
Much Ado About Nothing/Doctor Who & Torchwood crossover. Donna/Jack, River/Eleven. Warning to Rose or Rose/Doctor lovers; you may not want to read this. Yes, it's a rubbish title, but my brain's stopped working.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,820 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - [Donna N., Jack H.] [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
We Just Leave Her There? by betawho reviews
What did Amy and Rory think, immediately after leaving River at the hospital at the end of "Let's Kill Hitler?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Texts from the TARDIS by ParanoidAndroid42 reviews
A collection of micro-fics based on Texts from Last Night. Will also include fics based on quotes and scenes from The Simpsons and Futurama. Rated T overall but does contain some adult discussion and situations.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - 11th Doctor
Damsel in Distress by ParanoidAndroid42 reviews
River Song doesn't like being a damsel in distress, except in certain circumstances.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Old Married Couple by betawho reviews
Amy and Rory catch the Doctor and River, en deshabille in the library...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Well, I'm Gonna Die Anyway by MermaidGirl34 reviews
While going to the Forbidden Forest to give himself up, Harry makes a decision. He's going to die anyway, why not go out with a laugh? Harry makes fun of Voldy before he is "killed." OOC Harry, confused and irritated Voldy. Crack-fic, now a 3-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Betrothed by Xandrolar1 reviews
Set in an AU, Merlin and Arthur are Brothers, Merlin has no magic, and are sons to Uther and Vivienne, Morgana is Betrothed to Merlin, Balinor, Hunith and their daughter are the biggest threat to Camelot, along with Kilgharrah. Please read and review
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,685 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Anniversary Blues by betawho reviews
River is busting up a bar and getting drunk, and Captain Jack Harkness is the only one who can stop her...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
Good Men go to War by powerstaark reviews
Originally Steven Moffat wanted Jack Harkness to be in the Doctor's army in A Good Man Goes to War but John Barrowman was not available. Here is a story of what the episode might have been like if Jack was in it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Jack H., 11th Doctor - Complete
Say what? by BlondeGinger711 reviews
'HERMIONE, COME HERE! GET AWAY FROM THAT PHYCO,' Ron demanded. 'THERE'S EVEN A FREE SEAT' He screamed shoving Harry of his chair. What happens when Snape reads Dramione's notes? **3RD CHAPTER NOW UP** T for Swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When the Captain met River by xOnceEAgainx reviews
Jack learns about the Doctor's death, but something doesn't makes sense, and who is that River character? One-shot Captain Jack met the new Doctor and his also new family/ Sequel to this fiction: Trouble 3x
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
University Visit by Temporal Austenite reviews
River doesn't mind the Doctor's surprise visits, but she's going to shoot the Daleks if they mess up her exam schedule...My thanks to the 1000 visitors to my stories last month! Please read and review! Rather AU as of Let's Kill Hitler...Thanks Moffat!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Pretty Little Magic by my-middle-name-is-awkward reviews
You always thought Aria was a pretty girl with an ugly secret, make that a pretty girl with two ugly secrets! This is my first cross-over! Chapter 6 was redone and added to!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Aria M.
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by OffMyTea reviews
A talent show where Draco and Hermione are paired together. They choose to sing, can you guess what song?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rory and River by SerenBex reviews
After A Good Man Goes to War... contains spoilers - be warned!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
A Ridiculous Song by hiddenwriter691 reviews
River and Amy decide to share Katy Perry's "Extra-Terrestrial" with the Doctor, who is alarmed. A ridiculous fanfiction, obviously. River/Doctor flirting, River/Amy friendship
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Peanut by Journal Of Ardency reviews
The Doctor decides it's only fair that River gets a pet name too! Cuteness ensues. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Remembering the Doctor by star54kar reviews
The untold story of how Doctor River Song just happened to be in the right place at the right time to help Amy Pond remember the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
Impersonate by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
The Gryffindor's Have Had Enough of The Slytherin's. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO GET A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,651 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Tom Felton Compare & Contrast Essay by Renescence reviews
An essay I did a while back comparing our favorite bad boy to a fruitcake. Yep. You heard me. A Fruitcake. Draco vs. A Fruitcake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
The Best Year by Raven2k4 reviews
Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to its fullest. Wacky Hijinks and crazyness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with Slytherins, and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,725 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare at Hogwarts by Ansleyrocks reviews
This is what happens when the students get restless over break and what they must do to have fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
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The River Meets The Rose reviews
River Song meets one of the women that the Doctor can't seem to stop talking about. She's very impressed with her, but not with the Doctor's previous forms. What will happen when the River meets the Rose?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T.
The Most Important Woman in the Universe reviews
River hears the story of Donna Noble and decides she has to meet the girl.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Donna N. - Complete
Safe Now
An old debt is repayed when Pocahontas and her lover are reincarnated
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Irene A., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ancient Worlds reviews
The Doctor and his archaeologist companion Meg travel throughout history, learning new things and getting in tight spots. Good for world history review
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - 11th Doctor
America reviews
The Doctor doesn't get her. Any time he mentions America, she's against it. What happened- happens?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Master Who reviews
What happens when the Master turns the Doctor and all his friends evil? Trouble, that's what. Everyone who he loves is going psychopathic. And some of them weren't too far from it to start with
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, The Master
The Jealous Type reviews
It was burning Malfoy up inside to see his betrothed with Potter. He knew it was the Dark Lord's wishes, but he was a jealous fiance. And one day, he'd be a jealous Dark Lord. Rated T for sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Devil's Tool
River Song sacrificed her soul to the devil in exchange for her daughter having one. Now she works for him, but is it possible that she's actually enjoying it?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,793 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III
A Meeting to Remember reviews
A sort of follow up story to 'Wait, Who', but can be read as a stand alone. What happens when River meets herself... in another form?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III
Mothership Reject reviews
What happens when Sheldon's home planet doesn't want him back? Quick one-shot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sheldon C. - Complete
Switched Roles reviews
When River has to raise her two children alone for eighteen years before the return of the Doctor, how will his reception be? Especially when she's not the psychopath this time. Very dark in the end
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Just My Lux reviews
This story is based on two of the characters from my other story, Switched Roles; it's the prequel. It can be read on its own, it doesn't really matter. How Sam met Lux
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
I just call you mine reviews
Song fic based on Martina McBride's 'I just call you mine' in a music video type format
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Change in Life reviews
Madame Kovarian suceeds in killing the Doctor, but it's still not enough. She wants the world and knows just the girl-and the way- to get it for her. Inception. Dark themes, includes character death and attempted rape.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Inception - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III
Wait Who? reviews
A regeneration that shouldn't have happened... A mysterious personality change. A lactose intolerant Doctor. And a VERY short story...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Idea reviews
Snape has come up with a new way for Voldemort to destroy Harry. Rated M for large sexual innuendo.NOT SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
We're Related, Malfoy reviews
Who is Draco's secret relative. This is really short and stupid, but if you guys give me ideas, I'll make a real story out of it
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Draco M., Arthur W. - Complete
How NOT to kill a Dark Lord reviews
Harry tries to use many different ideas on how to kill Voldemort. Will he be successful? ONESHOT. Very random, so don't read if you don't like randomness
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete