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List twelve Death Note Characters in no particular order:

1. L

2. Misa Amane

3. Aizawa

4. Light

5. Mogi

6. Watari

7. Mikami

8. Near

9. Mello

10. Matt

11. Beyond Birthday

12. Ryuk

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?


2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?


3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

...I really don't wanna find out

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?


5) Would two and six make a good couple?


6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

I'd rather not choose

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

...he would probably walk out like nothing happened

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

i refuse to do that

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?


10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

I have no title

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

...i should have known this question would come up

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

not that i know of

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?


14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

prob not

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?


16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

sigh...I have no song for Near

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

warning: this fanfic may contain apples

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Matt would never get to use it! Misa Misa loves Light!

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responisible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'M PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers,so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. . I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm DANISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm DANISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

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The Chess Match by anja-chan reviews
After the Britannian Empire invades Japan in search of Kira, Light finds himself in the perfect position to find the true names of the Nobility: Ashford Academy. Enter Lelouch, a chessboard, and a clash of philosophy.
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,192 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
I'm the Favorite! by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Sequel to "Family Vacation." Light is a wonderful "mommy." Matt, Mello and Near want to prove which one of them he loves the most without Light suspecting anything. And L happily watches the chaos unfold. Family fic. LxLight. -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,234 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Light Y., L, Near - Complete
Zero vs Kira by CrossoverManiac reviews
The world of Code Geass will never be the same with the coming of Kira. Can Zero, Lelouch vi Britannia, put a stop to Light Yagami's reign of terror or will he find his name in the Death Note?
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,214 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
The Weird and Wonderful World of a Guy Named Matt by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Japan can survive Kira, but can it survive Wammy? by GothicToeLicker reviews
Near, Mello, and Matt are missing L since he's been away in Japan for the Kira investigation. what happens when they decide to go visit him? Will Japan be able to survive the Wammy boys?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - L
Family Vacation by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. "Welcome to the Strip! How may I take your virginity?" Light knew it was a bad idea to take a road trip with L and the kids to Vegas of all places. LxLight. Family Fic. -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Light Y., L, Near - Complete
Sugar High by FarenMaddox reviews
Barnaby gets dragged along to a carnival with Kotetsu and Kaede. He's not enjoying himself at all. Not even a little. Post-series, don't read if you don't want spoilers.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
SERBoFF 1: Kim Possible vs Katniss Everdeen by TheBaldOneMpls reviews
Somewhat Epic Rap Battles of Fan Fiction #1: A lyrical throwdown between the champion of District 12 and the pride of Middleton. Contains spoilers for both series.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kim P., Katniss E. - Complete
College Essay by Ratt9 reviews
It should come as no surprise to Light that the most embarrassing and disastrous family dinner of his life was caused in its entirety by none other than L, which he tries to explain in his college essay on his final exam. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Chopsticks by Ratt9 reviews
A crackfic collection. What happens when L gets a chopstick stuck in his mouth? And why is Watari trying to kill people with an axe? Will L and Light manage to not kill each other long enough to be able to send Justin Bieber to his death?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2011 - L, Light Y.
Lawliet & Company by BeyondLawlietBeyondCompare reviews
L Lawliet is kickin it at Whammy's for the entire month of October. WARNING: Rated T for cursing, fighting, hair-pulling, pop-culture bashing, numerous one-liners, drunk Near, and more dick jokes than you can shake a cock at. Very slight OOC-ness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - L, Near
Bad Days, Broken Cars, and Bullet Holes by Jedi Knight Cheeze reviews
Admittedly, Carlton Lassiter didn’t know a whole lot about love. But if he had to guess, he would say it felt something like this. Crackish.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Riza H., Carlton L. - Complete
B is for Baby by AishiExcel reviews
“B,” L whispered, his voice shaking slightly, “did you break into the science lab?” B smiled, showing sharp white teeth. “He looks like you, L.”
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Draw the Curtains by mellish reviews
Set right after chapter 12. Sebastian, Ciel, and a spilled bowl of milk. He's never had to do the cleaning up himself before. Oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Nightmare! by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Light and L are in a competition for something. Matt, Mello and Near sure are some pervs... What's with the maid's outfit and the kinky chain! LightxL or LxLight, whichever you see. -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mr Monk Returns to Japan by Loyal Subject reviews
What happens when an obsessive compulsive detective, a fake psychic, and their friends meet the famous L? Another crazy crossover between Monk, Psych, and Death Note!
Crossover - Monk & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,264 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Invasion Interlude by Nate Grey reviews
When Leila Hawkaloogi and her weird blue dog move in next door, Kim Possible's life suddenly gets a lot more difficult. Lilo & Stitch, Kim Possible crossover.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,946 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Kim P.
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Valentine's Day reviews
A short story about Misa's fate.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Misa A. - Complete
The Wonderful World of The Task Force? reviews
The taskforce (mainly Light and L) seem to get into some kind of trouble on a daily basis...Good thing Watari is there to save the day...most of the time.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Light Y., L
The Wonderful World of Wammy's reviews
The Wammy Boys find themselves in the many odd situations that make up their daily life. They have to deal with Near's experiments gone horribly wrong, Matt's fear of arachnids, and mean old ladies who enjoy throwing things. Welcome to The Wonderful World of Wammy's.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,292 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Mello, Matt
Angelus reviews
Angelus killing his family from his sister's point of view
Angel - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Angelus - Complete
The Babysitter's a Vampire reviews
Rosalie gets a babysitting job...and the children are less than pleasant.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Rosalie