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Author has written 51 stories for Kung Fu Panda, Artemis Fowl, Bible, Inuyasha, Mysterious Benedict Society series, Hunger Games, Star Trek: 2009, StarTrek: The Original Series, Big Bang Theory, M*A*S*H, Frozen, and Brave, 2012.

"If you are what you should be, you will set the whole world ablaze!"- St. Catherine of Sienna.


Country: Why the bloody heck would I tell you that, mate? Lo siento, amigos, but I don' give my country out online, mi compañeros. You know how it is, hai?

Name: My name is Nobody. I beat Polythemus and stabbed him in the eye. You want to mess with me? I didn't think so.

Favorite movies: Check my fandoms down below to see!

Gender: If I told you I was a robot and had no gender, would you believe me? No? Good.

Age: 132 & 1/2 years old, and still kicking!

Religion: Passionately Catholic! (That's right, start the jokes. "It is the test of a good religion whether you can make a joke about it." -G.K. Chesterton. Please just keep it short of sacrilege!)

Favorite books: Michael O'Brien's "Father Elijah," in a heartbeat. Seriously, go read it, each and every one of you.

Role Models:

-Christ Jesus

-The Blessed Mother

-St. Thérèse of Liseux

-Bld. Chiara Badano

-Bld. Maximilian Kolbe

-Mother Theresa of Calcutta


Copy and Pastes

John 3:15.

"In hoc signo vinces." (In this sign, you will conquer).

I am a survivor of the Abortion Holocaust.

If you have a tendency to repeat profile copy-and-pastes, post this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to repeat profile copy-and-pastes, post this in your profile.

Como tu hablas mal espeñol, post this in your profile.

If you're a real-life grammar b* and have to stop yourself from correcting people ("Um, hello, people, it's worse, not badder.") copy this into your profile.

If you've looked a gift lama in the mouth, and soon found that they spit, post this in your profile.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.(I have entire Universes in my head)

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

(Feel free to add your own below this).

On the Twizzlers Popsicles: Warning! Contents may be cold! (Because I like my popsicles hot an' toasty!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINKWhen you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Put this on your page if you HATE discrimination.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

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I have come to a conclusion. The reason smart kids hate school is the same reason not-so-smart kids do: it wastes time on stupid things when I could be doing better stuff. If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.

You know you're a Catholic if...

1. You know where the last World Youth Day was (country or city).

2. You WENT to World Youth Day.

3. The words 'Vatican II' actually mean something to you.

4. You know why the Pope always wears those cool red shoes. : )

5. Late-night mass and/or youth group are the only ways you wanna spend your Sunday nights.

6. You've ever wondered how the heck Jesus saw Zacchaeus way up in that tree.

7. You can list the Stations of the Cross (almost) in order.

8. You have a favorite scripture verse (fill yours in here): "I can do all things through Him who gives me strength." (Philippians 3:14)

9. You've seen Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ... and bawled your eyes out.

10. You feel depressed on Good Friday.

11. Christmas and Easter mean a heck of a lot more than candy canes and peeps to you.

12. You've got a patron saint, and even perhaps their medal.

13. Pope John Paul II is one of your heroes.

14. You know the order of lighting the candles in an advent wreath.

15. You know what it's like to forget EVERYTHING you were going to say once you got into the confessional.

16. ...And then remembered it right after you walk out again.

17. You can pronounce the words 'Magnanimity' and 'Pusillanimity' without sounding like Nemo trying to say "An anemone."

18. You hated being one of the people in the 'crowds' during Sunday-school reenactments of the Crucifixion.

19. You don't care if saying 'Jesus' is politically incorrect.

20. You wish you spoke latin, because everything sounds cooler in latin.

21. The phrase, "That awkward moment when..." Applies to when your phone went off in the middle of the priest's homily.

22. You've daydreamed about your martyrdom!

23. You think the saints are like the coolest people EVAH!

24. You know every word to Joy to the World, whether you like it or not.

25. You know the entirety of the song "Sanctuary," and it brings back more good memories than you can count.

26. Youth retreats are a worthwhile way to spend your weekend.

27. You're named after a saint or someone in the Bible, and you know all about them.

28. When you were little, you ever wondered why Mommy and Daddy couldn't share their 'bread' with you when you were hungry during Mass.

29. You know the difference between 'Cradle Catholic' and 'Convert,' and you're proud to be either one.

30. You once had a crush on someone who's probably going to end up in a convent/seminary.

31. You wish you could remember where the heck your purity ring is, because it's bugging you not to have it on.

32. You know the radio numbers for the Christian rock stations in your area.

33. Your iPod has more Christian rock songs on it than hip-hop.

34. One of the things on your bucket list is to see the Shroud of Turin.

35. You can quote Soul Surfer line-for-line.

36. You really and sincerely hope that God actually looks like Morgan Freeman.

37. You own a relic, of any class.

38. You hope they don't ever switch the mass order on you again, because you just got used to this one.

39. Rome is the coolest place on earth and you really really really want to go there someday.

40. You know which saint to ask to intercede for you for every minor problem.

41. You've prayed before finals.

42. "In this sign, you will conquer" is one of your favorite quotes.

43. You can only wish you were the genius Thomas Aquinas was.

44. You know people who can name all the books of the Bible in order, even if you can't.

45. You can accurately explain the difference between "Little t and Big T tradition," "Doctrine and Dogma," "Valid and Licit," etc.

46. The word 'secular' makes you sad inside.

47. You feel weird saying the Angelus without genuflecting.

48. You know of only one person who's had his foot in his mouth more times than you, and his name was Simon Peter.

49. You can finish this sentence in either the old or the new translation: "I believe in God the Father, almighty make of Heaven and Earth..."

50. You believe in the phrase, "For God so loved the world, He gave His only begotten Son, so that whoever shall believe in Him shall not perish."

If you smiled at any of these, or they've happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile. GO CATHOLICISM!


Things I dislike on FF.net:

1.) People that are too bloody full of themselves and create lists like these where they repeatedly bash other authors because of story quality. Seriously, people, everyone's got their own style. Bug off.

Well, as many of you have probably seen, there is a copy/paste out there that says something like "The perfect boyfriend," or "The kind of boyfriend I am" or something like that. In any case, I agree with most of what is on it.


There is one bit in there that irritates me. It goes something along the lines of "When your girlfriend hits you because she thinks she is stronger than you, grab her hands and never let her go."

Excuse me???

Please note I am not saying that I am a boy or a girl, nor am I trying to take a side. In ANY case, there are some few ground rules about this kind of thing that my parents told me a long time ago, and that I still abide by: 1.) No girl should EVER beat up on her boyfriend! Girls, I don't care if you're the Olympic judo champion, neither your strength, size, or ability gives you the right to hit your boyfriend! IT HURTS JUST AS MUCH FOR A GUY TO GET HIT AS IT DOES FOR A GIRL!!! 2.) No guy should ever hit a girl. Ever. It's that simple. If your mother and father did not tell you that it is wrong for you to hit a girl, then let me set you straight: many- not all, but many- girls are not as strong as their male counterparts. That does not, I repeat does not give you the right to hit her. The rule for girls is the same as the guys: do not hit your partner. 3.) IF YOUR GIRL/BOYFRIEND IS BEATING YOU, BREAK UP WITH HER/HIM. I don't care if he/she says that they will hurt you, your family, themselves, or do anything else, you get out of that relationship! Note: DO NOT GO ALONE! Be in a place with witnesses and people to help you if he/she causes trouble. NEVER break up with an abuser in a secluded place.

I don't mean to sound judgmental or preachy, but to hit your boyfriend or girlfriend (and please understand, I don't mean in self-defense or the occasional playful tap on the shoulder) is abuse. It's no different than someone who beats up little kids or animals. It is abuse, and IT IS ILLEGAL.

(If you agree that nobody, guy or girl, should ever abuse their partner, copy and paste this into your profile)

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm a Christian, therefore I MUST hate Darwin, Evolution and Science.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DYSLEXIC, so I MUST be stupid..

I have OCD, so I MUST be a psychotic freak.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate everyone who's: gay, atheist, non-Christian, or a sinner.

I am a HUMAN BEING, so I MUST be stereotyped.

Best Quotes EVAH!!!

"The light in your eyes is incredible. Where does it come from?" "I try to love Jesus as much as I can." -Bld. Chiara Badano

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind

"Funny when you're dead how people start to listen." -The Band Perry, If I Die Young (Song)

"You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." -Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl

"When Cameron was in Egypt's land, let my Cameron go." - Cameron, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." - Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off


Po: I just found out that my dad... isn't really my dad.

Tigress (a little surprised): Your dad the goose... Must've been quite a shock.

-Kung Fu Panda 2


"Can I interest you in a plastic baby doll with a dented head?" - Sandy, Get Well Soon

"Bloody hell!" - Ronald Weasly, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Movie # 4)

"Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends." - Aladdin, Aladdin

"Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man." - Genie, Aladdin

"I need my geese." -Haymitch Abernatyh, as portrayed by KelsNicole in her story Effie and Haymitch: Always my Sweetheart.

"If you continue down your current path, you will find yourself... at the bottom of the stairs." - Soothsayer, Kung Fu Panda 2

"I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach and then drinking boiling water." - Tigress, Kung Fu Panda 2


Shen: One panda lives. That does not make you right.

Soothsayer: You're right. Being right makes me right.


"This might hurt, it's not safe, but I know that I've got to make a change. I don't care if I break, at least I'll be feeling something." -Matthew West, The Motions

"There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that." - Captain America, Avengers

B.J.: You sliced onions with my Swiss Army knife?!

Winchester: Naw, a Swiss Army Officer did it.

-M*A*S*H, S11E15

Winchester: Correct me if I'm wrong, you've been arrested several times, you've been involved in brawls, destruction of property...

Letowski: That was all personality conflicts.

Winchester: With a jeep?

-M*A*S*H S11E17

Hawkeye: (who is reading a book in the middle of the night) I will shut off this light when and only when I get to the end of this book!

Winchester: Very well, Pierce. (Stands and walks over, tears book in half) You are now at the end of you book. (Turns off light). Good night.

Note: I reserve the right to chew out any flamers, cursers, or people that don't have the decency to use correct grammar in their reviews. I'm not saying I will, but hey, do you want to risk it?

"Truth is not determined by a majority vote."- Doug Gwyn, as quoted by Pope Benedict XVI

According to Matthew Kelly in his book, Rediscovering Catholicism, "Truth be told, we shouldn't be surprised that, during my short lifetime, more than six times the number of people murdered in the atrocity we call the Holocaust have fallen victim to abortion in the United States alone." If this shocked you, copy and paste it into your profile.

"Imagine this...

You're driving home from work next Monday after a long day. You tune in your radio. You hear a blurb about a little village in India where some villagers have died suddenly, strangely of a flu that has never been seen before. It's not influenza, but three or four people are dead, and it's kind of interesting, and they are sending some doctors over there to investigate it. You don't think much about it, but coming home from church on Sunday you hear another radio spot. Only they say it's not three villagers, it's 30,000 villagers in the back hills of this particular area of India, and it's on TV that night. CNN runs a little blurb: people are heading there from the disease center in Atlanta because this disease strain has never been seen before.

By Monday morning when you get up, it's the lead story. It's not just India; it's Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, and before you know it, you're hearing this story everywhere, and they have now coined it as "the mystery flu." The President has made some comment that he and his family are praying and hoping that all will go well over there. But everyone is wondering, "How are we going to contain it?"

That's when the President of France makes an announcement that shocks Europe. He is closing their borders. No flights from India, Pakistan, or any of the couuntrieies where this thing has been seen. And that's why that night you are watching a little bit of CNN before going to bed. Your jaw hits your chest when a weeping woman is translated into English from a French news program. There's a man lying in a hospital in Paris, dying of the mystery flu. It has come to Europe.

Panic strikes. As best they can tell, after contracting the disease, you have it for a week before you even know it. Then you have four days of unbelieveable symptoms. And then you die. Britain closes its borders, but it's too late. South Hampton, Liverpool, North Hampton, and it's Tuesday morning when the President of the United States makes the following announcement: "Due to a national-scurity risk, all flights to and from Europe and Asia have been canceled. If your loved ones are overseas, I'm sorry. They cannont come back until we find a cure for this thing.

Within four days, our nation has been plunged into an unbelievable fear. People are wondering, "What if it comes to this country?" And preachers on Tuesday are saying it's the scourge of God. It's Wednesday night, and you are at a church prayer meeting when somebody runs in from the parking lot and yells, "Turn on a radio, turn on a radio!" and while everyone in the church listens to a transistor rario with a microphone stuck up to it, the announcement is made. Two women are lying int a Long Island hospital, dying from the mystery flu. Within hours it seems, the disease envelops the country.

People are working around the clock, trying to find an antidote. Nothing is working California, Oregon, Arizona, Florida, Massa chusetts. It's as though it's just sweeping in from the borders.

And then all of a sudden the news comes out. The code hs been broken. A cure can be found. A fvaccine can be made. It's going to take the blood of somebody who hasn't been infected an so, sure enough, all through the Midwest, through all those channels of emergency broadcasting, everyone is asked to do one simple thing: Go to your down-town hospital an dhave your bood analyzed. That's all we ask of you. When you hear the sirens go off in your neighborhood, please make your way quickly, quietly, and safely to the hospitals.

Sure enough, when you and your family get down there late on that Friday night, there is a long line, and they've got nurses and doctors coming out and pricking fingers and taking blood and putting labels on it. Your spouse and your kids are out there, and they take your blood and say, "wait here in the parking lot, and if we call your name you can be dismissed and go home. You stand around, scared, with your neighbors, wondering what on earth is going on, aand if this is the end of the world.

Suddenly, a young an runs out of the hospital screaming. He's yelling a name and waving a clipboard. What? He yells it again! And your son tugs on your jacket and says, "Daddy, that's me." Before you know it, htey have grabbed your boy. "Wait a minute. Hold on!" And they say, "It's okay, his blood is clean. His blood is pure. We want to make sure he doesn't have the disease. We think he has the right blood type."

Five tense minutes later, out come the doctors and nurses crying and hugging one another- some are even crying. It's the first time you have seen anybody laugh in a week, and an old doctor runs up to you and sayds, "Thank you, sir. Your son's blood is perfect. It's clean, it is pure, and we can make the vaccine."

As the word begins to spread all across that parking lot full of folks, people are screaming and praying and laughing and crying. But then the gray-haired doctor pulls you and your wife aside and says, ""May we see you for a moment? We didn't realize that the donor would be a minor and we... we need you to sign a consent for."

You begin to sigh, and then you see that the box for the number of pints of blood to be taken is empty. "H-h-how many pints?" And that is when the old doctor's smile fades, and he says, "We had no idea it would be a little child. We weren't prepared. We need it all!" "But... but... I don't understand. He's my only son!" "We are talking about the whole world here. Please sign We... we... need to hurry!"

"But can't you give him a transfusion?" "If we had clean blood we would. Please, will you please sign?"

In numb silence you do. Then they say, "Would you like to have a moment with him before we begin?"

Could you walk back? Could you walk back to that room where he sits on a table saying, "Daddy? Mommy? What's going on?" Could you take his hands and say, "SOn, your mommy and I love you, and we would never, ever let anything happen to you that didn't just have to be! Do you understand that?" And when the old doctor comes back and says, "II'm sorry, we've got to get started. People all over the world are dying," could you leave? Could you walk out while he is saying, "Dad? Mom? Dad? Why... why have you abandoned me?"

And then next week, when they have the ceremony to honor your son, and some folks sleep through it, and some folks don't even bother to come because they have better things to do, and some folks come with a pretentious smile and just pretend to care, would you want to jump up and say, "EXCUSE ME! MY SON DIED FOR YOU! DON'T YOU EVEN CARE? DOES IT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?"

I wonder if this is what God wants to say? "MY SON DIED FOR YOU! DOES IT MEAN NOTHING? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I CARE?"

-From Matthew Kelly's book, Rediscovering Catholicism. If this horrified you in any way or made your heart ache, copy and paste this in your profile.

"Why am I a Christian? Because in the end, this is who I am: a scared little child, lying on the floor of my bedroom, clutching a cross made somewhere in El Salvador to my chest because it's the only sign I've ever had that there's someone out there who loves me so unconditionally, it doesn't matter what I do wrong. It doesn't matter who I disappoint. It doesn't matter how many horrendous flaws I have, or how selfish, lazy, or undeserving I am, or how big of a failure I may be. This cross reminds me of the most important message anyone has ever been told: I am loved." - Me

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Disarm by allsevendwarves reviews
Sometimes, the only way to conquer the enemy is to first surrender one's own arms. (Elsa/Hans)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,128 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] Anna, Kristoff B.
A Prince's Confession by Paviel Petrovich reviews
After returning in disgrace to the Southern Isles, Prince Hans consults with a man knowledgeable about magic to attempt to figure out why he had failed so miserably to claim the throne of Arendelle. Armed with new knowledge, he makes plans for a better life for himself, with the help of his favorite brother, Lars.
Crossover - Frozen & Tangled - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 7/19 - Anna, Elsa, Hans, Hans' brothers
A Sequel to Frozen by Evelyn McKay reviews
When the trolls are attacked by an unknown enemy, Kristoff and his new bride Anna, determine to set off after them. Refusing to abandon her sister and people Elsa opts to go with, but is soon left with little choice but to also take Prince Hans, who claims to know the enemy and is professing his repentance.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,974 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Wreaking Havoc by LuckyLink7 reviews
A Rebel Group and an exiled fairy could lead to the ultimate collision between humans and fairies. Artemis Fowl the Second is pulled into a crazy journey full of confusing questions, one of which is far more frightening for him than all the others: the question of the devilishly attractive Holly Short.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,940 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Stay With Me by DCdreamer55 reviews
"Effie?" he asks, "If I set you free, would you ever come back?" She sighs contently and leans back into his embrace, contemplating the question. She tilts her head back to look at him, a smile playing at her pink lips,"I already came back." she says " I'm here aren't I?" When Effie arrives in district 12, Haymitch doesn't know what to think, but finally, he gets her to stay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,543 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
The Infant Aspiration by HudsonBerryFabray reviews
"Maybe...maybe we're ready after all." / Howard and Bernadette realize starting a family isn't as easy as they thought it was, while Leonard and Penny and Sheldon and Amy make some changes in their relationships and Raj tries to find love. They handle things as only the gang can. H/B, L/P, S/A, R/OC.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,639 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Howard W., Bernadette
And If You Blink, You'll Miss It by Empress Shellie reviews
Penny is certain that Sheldon loves Amy and she counts the ways she knows how.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,514 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
I Won't Let You Go by shamy4ever reviews
Sometimes everything you need is each other...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Kung Fu Tigress: Scarlet Jade by Graystripe64 reviews
Due to sudden haunting images and distant memories that push Tigress to her edge, she is forced on a journey to discover her origins. Meanwhile, a dark figure begins to arise and his involvement in Tigress' past complicates her adventure even more.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Tigress
The Annual Church Experience by TheVulcanPrincess reviews
Sheldon Cooper promised his mother that he would attend church at least once per year.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Obsidian Blade by FyreDragon5 reviews
Po and the Furious Five must band together to help Shifu confront an enemy he never knew he had. And things take a bit of a twist when Tigress comes face to face with the one who made her an orphan. Rated T for violence in later chapters. Non/Slash.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 162,491 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Shifu, Tigress - Complete
The Choices We Make by onethingillread reviews
It has not been too long after the Furious Five and the Dragon Warrior have defeated Lord Shen. But since his demise, someone else is plotting horrific revenge on his fallen friend. This new foes actions may very well scar the Jade Palace residents for the rest of their lives.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Tigress, Po
Scars by WinterGarden reviews
Everyone knows that Sheldon's life as a child was less than perfect, but how much can they really tell just by looking at him? No one truly knows what scars lie in a person's past, but Sheldon's friends are about to find out.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sheldon C.
Thirst for Survival by SiriusFan13 reviews
Get away from the Cornucopia. Get to high ground. Find water. Oh yeah... stay alive. It seemed like such obvious advice. So, why did it seem like Katniss couldn't follow it? Part of the Games from Haymitch's POV. Rated T b/c it's Hunger Games. Please R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T.
You Look Better Without it by darex2xdream reviews
"Sweetheart, you should know by now that I don't say anything just to be polite. Besides...I think you look better without it anyway." Prompt #10 of the Hayffie Fanworks Challenge
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
What Goes On by Embelem reviews
A oneshot seriese on all the crazy things that go on in the Jade Palace from laughs to drama to romance. This is my first story: I hope you like it! Constructive critisizm please and a big shout out to FFcrazy15 for being a great inspiration!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,691 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Po, Tigress
secret ceremonials by openended reviews
Effie and Haymitch have a history no one knows about, at least not until the very end. Because that's how these things happen.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Kung Fu Panda 3 by alex8andre reviews
Po receives a message from an unsuspecting foe - Tai Lung's daughter, who wants to avenge her father's death & become the Dragon Warrior! But what kinds of things will happen on their journey to the big show-down? AWESOMENESS.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Po, Tigress
What's Your Favorite Color? by Poette O'Deal reviews
Po won't leave Tigress alone until she answers that one question. And lets just say she's really getting annoyed. Rated for safety...I'm a worry-wart.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Tigress, Po - Complete
Safe And Sound by LittleMissPanda84 reviews
Tigress gets stabbed by a bandit, and Po must stay there with her until the others come back with help. TiPo, obviously. Oneshot.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Tigress, Po - Complete
Kung Fu Panda: TiPo Short Stories by Inkblot95 reviews
Just a collection of stories about our two favorite kung fu masters, Po Ping and Master Tigress. Rating may change with each chapter.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Po, Tigress
Secret Holiday Tradition by Graystripe64 reviews
Tigress has a special, secret, and personal tradition that she does every Winter Holiday. Can the rest of the Five and the Dragon Warrior figure out what it is? It's a long one-shot, so it will have a couple chapters
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Tigress - Complete
Chronos by Shouvin reviews
In a place called 'Doom Mountain', any living creature that passes its boundaries is never heard from again. When the Furious Five are called for help near the mountain, they find someone from the mountain had done the work for them…or did he? Tigress\OC
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Tigress
In the Cellar by Mighty ANT reviews
Mr. Ping hides with his newly adopted son, as Tai Lung lays waste to the Valley. Slight AU -Oneshot-
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Mr. Ping, Oogway - Complete
Unfettered by Eleora reviews
They tell a tale by the sea of a woman who wanders the shores at night, singing to her lost lover-but I hear your name in the silence, Annie, and I see your face in the moonlight as your eyes beseech a dead man. Annie/Finnick
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O.
The Tournament of the Gods by Anki-Shai reviews
The Kung Fu Tournament, an event that reunites the best Masters and the best Fighters of all of China with one single goal: be the best there is in the arts of Kung Fu. This time Po would have to prove to China he deserves to be the Dragon Warrior.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Po, Tigress
The Grand Design by Shadowfang901 reviews
Po died in the fight to save kung fu. The furious Five were defeated and forced to go into hiding, and Lord Shen has taken over China, but truthfully the Dragon Warrior was never meant to die, and he's coming back better than ever...maybe.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,244 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Po, Tigress
Hurt by MobileTracker reviews
What had she become? She had let them down. Or so she thought. Not my usual songfic.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Tigress - Complete
Kungfu Panda: Furious Fists by WhiteGloves reviews
Friendship and Trust keep the Furious Five and the Dragon Warrior together, but what if a threat comes to destroy one of its formidable member?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Tigress, Po - Complete
KFP Songs Challenge by alicehatter239 reviews
This is what happens when I put my iPod on shuffle and write oneshots to go with them. 10 drabbles containing Po/Tigress! Rated T Just in case.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Po, Tigress - Complete
every panda's prayer by Hopeisgrand reviews
this is po's mother wish from heaven to her son po.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Po's Mother, Po
If No One Will Listen by turbomun reviews
The young Lord Shen of Gongmen City had everything that his mind wanted...but nothing that his heart needed. Pre-movie. FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,028 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shen, Soothsayer - Complete
Elegant, Graceful, and Clumsy by Kippis05 reviews
A collection of short stories about Po and Tigress.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,754 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Po, Tigress
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Hold Them While They're Dying reviews
"He knows they are both considering the same conundrum, wondering which reality of war is worse- feverishly sewing up boys so mangled they hardly look human, or holding them while they're dying." F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece, T for blood.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8 - F. Mulcahy, Hawkeye P. - Complete
The Great Physician reviews
"'Uh- bless me, Father, for I have sinned.' Pause. 'That's right, isn't it' My eyes widened as I recognized the voice. Of all the people I was expecting to make a confession tonight, Hawkeye Pierce was not one of them." F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece; takes place after "Preventative Medicine."
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23 - F. Mulcahy, Hawkeye P. - Complete
Fortune Favors the Brave reviews
Now eighteen, Princess Merida of Clan DunBroch is taking on the responsibilities of royalty- and finding herself a rather capable ruler. But when old enemies rise and tragedy strikes the clans, will she be able to sacrifice everything- even her freedom- for the good of her people?
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 6/19 - [Merida, Young McGuffin] OC
Pierced Hearts reviews
When the Southern king threatens disaster unless Elsa marries Hans, the two grudgingly agree to work together to fool him and save Arendelle. But everyone is keeping secrets, and meanwhile, an ancient enemy has waited centuries for her revenge: to curse the world in endless winter. Slightly religious fic to coincide with the original Snow Queen tale. The Epilogue is now complete.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 179,288 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Hans, Elsa] [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
The Bedtime Story reviews
The five-year-old princess asks her parents for a rather peculiar story. Helsa oneshot.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/1 - [Hans, Elsa] OC
A Talk Over Tea reviews
"I doubt there's a single person in this camp who hasn't had that sort of experience. We miss the people back home, so we dream of them, but part of us still remembers we're in a war zone." A late-night conversation leads to some ironic understandings. F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece. (T for mentions of blood.)
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Hawkeye P., F. Mulcahy
The Ants Go Marching reviews
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2014
A Matter of Sobriety reviews
When a patient arrives at the 4077th with an ailment that can't be aided by scalpels and sutures, Fr. Mulcahy is forced to call on old experiences. But what will happen when the rest of the camp knows the truth? F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2014 - F. Mulcahy, Hawkeye P.
LOOK reviews
How in fact, Hans actually got what he wanted all along.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Hans, Hans' brothers, Anna, Elsa - Complete
Wake Me Up reviews
"Thank you for waking me up." "Of course. You always do the same for me." Short Helsa oneshot for Helsa week; hope you all enjoy!
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Hans, Elsa]
Silens Nox reviews
In the early hours of Christmas day, after the truce is broken, Fr. Mulcahy prays for the impossible and finds that sometimes, prayers aren't answered in the ways we expect. F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - F. Mulcahy
Adeste Fideles reviews
The gang reminisces one cold winter's night about Christmas traditions past and present, including one piano-playing priest. Sort of a F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece, but really includes all the main characters (though only two are listed). Happy Advent!
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2013 - F. Mulcahy, Hawkeye P.
The Prodigal Son reviews
The series never gave a good explanation on why Klinger suddenly quit cross-dressing after Radar left and he became company clerk. However, we do know he was a lapsed Roman Catholic, and if there's one thing Fr. Mulcahy knows, it's that in the end, a prodigal son nearly always comes home. Based off of Luke 15:17-24. F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2013 - M. Klinger, F. Mulcahy - Complete
Votive reviews
A quiet moment in the life of the camp priest. As the Korean war rages on, Fr. Mulcahy's prayer takes one of the simplest and oldest forms known to man. Short F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/29/2013 - F. Mulcahy
A Quiet Night and a Perfect End reviews
Takes place shortly after "The Life You Save." Charles questions Fr. Mulcahy about the existence of a hereafter. F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Charles W., F. Mulcahy - Complete
The Princess Chronicles reviews
The story of how a young lady learned she was a princess, and a frog slowly became a prince. Follows, "The Princess." Kellye/Charles friendship and romance.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Nurse Kellye, Charles W.
The Queen's Knight reviews
F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece. Fr. Mulcahy tells a story to an orphan girl about the Queen of Heaven, and remembers a time when her protection was the only thing he had to hope in. Written in honor of the Feast Day of the Assumption of Mary. Pray for us, Holy Mother!
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - F. Mulcahy
The Princess reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and a certain nurse is feeling lonely. Charles Winchester decides to be a gentleman and finds that he's surprisingly good at it. Mostly Kellye/Charles friendship, could be taken as romance.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Nurse Kellye, Charles W. - Complete
Et Verbum Caro Factum Est reviews
They say that as a Catholic, the most important thing you will ever do is go to Mass. For Fr. Mulcahy, the Mass is the only thing that sustains him. F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - F. Mulcahy
The Last Laugh reviews
The MASHers are at it again! As a prank war rages through the camp, revenge is sweet and laughter is sweeter. Who will get the last laugh? Told mostly from Fr. Mulcahy's perspective (of course!), but all the main characters (as of season 10) make an appearance. F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/18/2013 - F. Mulcahy
The Hardest Lessons reviews
"Sometimes, the hardest lessons have to be learned in the worst of ways." Takes place right after 'Who Knew' F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/12/2013 - F. Mulcahy, Hawkeye P. - Complete
As It Is in Heaven reviews
Fr. Mulcahy says goodbye to his boys at the CYO. Written in honor of a great man. Sort of a F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece, but not really.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/1/2013 - F. Mulcahy - Complete
Shirley Temples and Midnight Conversations reviews
B.J., worried that he may give into temptation, comes to Fr. Mulcahy for advice. F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013 - F. Mulcahy, BJ H.
Death of an Innocent reviews
After a bad day in the OR, Hawkeye loses his temper with Fr. Mulcahy. In the process, both learn a little about forgiveness and faith. Rated T for cursing. F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2013 - F. Mulcahy, Hawkeye P. - Complete
Father's Day reviews
Fr. Mulcahy writes home to his sister Cathy about the events over the course of Father's Day, including the visit from the orphans, a party for Col. Potter, and a surprise that he will never forget. F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - F. Mulcahy, Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
Desperate Measures reviews
B.J. receives a letter from Peg saying that Erin is sick. When a patient dies, he decides to take desperate measures to get back to her. F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - F. Mulcahy, BJ H., Erin H.
The Final Journey reviews
Mulcahy gives a dying man the Last Rites. Short drabble. F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/6/2013 - F. Mulcahy - Complete
The Film reviews
Fr. Mulcahy catches Radar watching a less-than-virtuous movie in the supply room and has a talk about what it really means to be a man. F*LO*C*K 4077 Piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - F. Mulcahy, Radar O.
The Blood of Erin reviews
In ancient times, the seer Ohm prophesied that one day, the lines of two twin princes would fight in battle, to save or doom all mankind. The only problem? The man who's destined to save the world has gone missing, and has no idea who he is. Who better to put on the job than the teenage mastermind himself? Post-TLG.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
My Hosea reviews
Short one-shot I thought of. Christian/Jewish base; don't like, don't read. For their one-year anniversary, Howard surprises Bernadette with an honesty that's hard to forget.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Howard W., Bernadette
The Nativity reviews
In honor of Christ's Mass. "For today in the City of David there has been born for you a Savior, who is CHRIST the LORD."
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Mary the Blessed Mother, Joseph the Father of Jesus
I'm a Doctor, not a List-Writer! reviews
Bones writes a list of all the things he is NOT, and hangs it outside of sickbay. Coming up: "Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a psychiatrist!" T, because Bones likes cursing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones
Scito Te Ipsum reviews
An unknown force takes the Enterprise hostage, and has an unsettling effect on the crew. S/U, McC/Ch, eventual Kirk/OC.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
Ascending Spiral reviews
The phrase, "A downward spiral" is often finished with, "into madness." Artemis Fowl disagrees: he believes a spiral staircase does not only descend, but also ascends. However, his struggle back to sanity is soon to be challenged by his old foe, Opal Koboi. Can he and his friends save the world one final time? Or will the rising odds finally put an end to Artemis Fowl? A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Embers reviews
Old embers are the hottest part of the fire. When Effie and Haymitch are found to be rebels, they and twenty-two others are thrown into the third Quell. Catching Fire rewritten.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,232 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T.
Dysfunctional reviews
... Because apart, that's what they are. But together, they might just make it through alive, if perhaps not entirely sane. ; P Hayffie one-shots!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T.
Break Free reviews
"This princess, this poppet, this diamond-dressed fool. I've learned, once you've heard it, you can't forget truth."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Effie T.
Spirits in the Wind reviews
Bits and pieces from the characters that died or have lost loved ones from the Hunger Games. Has 'climb' as the first chapter note that none of the one-shots are from the same 'world' so to speak- their endings and information don't necessarily agree .
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012
Sea Foam reviews
A volunteer at twelve, a child of the sea. The wife of a fisherman, the mother of a lucky child, the victor who cried for her victim. Survivor of the first Hunger Games, martyr of the last, sea foam on the wind.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Mags
Til Death Do Us Part reviews
Sequel to The Bandit Lord. The lovely young couple is having a baby!... and Po is freaking out. On top of all that, a province in the south has requested their assistance in defeating an unknown invader. Baby Blues as first chapter. PxT
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,425 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Po, Tigress
KFP Oneshots reviews
As title implies. Includes 'Cat Toy' and 'Cookie Thief' for the first 2 chapters. Humor, romance, drama, and a lot more! Note: I will not be doing any Ti/Shi, Vi/Po, or Ti/Tai, and ABSOLUTELY NO Shi/Po mainly because Shi/Po creeps me out .
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 63,610 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Po, Tigress
Discusión reviews
Mantis, Víbora, Grúa, y Mono dijen sobre de Po y Tigres como están lejos en una cita... o tan piensan. ¡Mantis pobres! PxT, no MxT. Corto de un solo disparo. Perdóneme; no hablo español como mi primera lengua .
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Mantis, Tigress
In the Garden reviews
An argument over a bird, a blunt, mind-reading five-year-old, and good spying bushes. What do all of these things have to do with each other? Simple: they all led up to the kiss no one thought would happen. RxK
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Reynie M., Kate W.
Passion reviews
A series of one-shots regarding Jesus' love for us. Note that these are strictly fiction and didn't necessarily happen this way. This is in honor of our Lord Jesus, who suffered torture and death so that whoever believes in him should have eternal life.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Jesus
KFP 3 The Bandit Lord reviews
An old friend-turned-enemy of Po's sends a message offering a rematch from a long-ago fight. Takes place directly after KFP 2. NOT related to the EOTD series! This is set in short-chapter, movie-style format.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,844 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Po, Tigress
Family Matters Last of EOTD Trilogy reviews
Ti and Po can't seem to tie the knot, Viper's dad arranges a match, Crane learns his past, Láng's parents want her back, Shifu's been disowned, a princess and her maid are hunted, & Ah-lam's old enemy wants Po dead.*sigh* Don't they ever get a break?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,941 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Tigress, Po
All Hallow's Eve reviews
Kagome returns home one night only to find it's Halloween. What will happen when Inuyasha follows her and thinks everyone in Tokyo's been turned into demons? Candy, fountains, and kisses ensue!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
The Yin and the Yang reviews
Sequel to Eye of the Dragon. A message arrives from somebody of both Po and Tigress' past. Meanwhile, their relationship is in trouble due to the fact that they can't get each other out of their heads...literally.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,481 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Tigress, Po
All So Pointless reviews
A little oneshot on the meaning of life and what it truly means to win the game.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Forever at Your Side reviews
Post TAC. Just a little angst that happens when Artemis has to undergo an operation to see why the treatments aren't working. Probably OOC, but still.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Eye of the Dragon reviews
A new threat to China has been unleashed in the form of an old friend of Shifu, who wants the Dragon Warrior and the Five to join his army, specifically Po and Tigress.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Po, Tigress