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Author has written 3 stories for Glee, and Inception.

So, I guess this is where I ramble on and on about myself for hours on end, boring my (lack of) readers to tears and driving everyone away in hysterics...

There's not much to tell. I sit around all day reading Glee fanfiction and stalking other people's tumblrs on my own boring tumblr. I work in a fast food restaurant making minimum wage and selling mass-produced hamburgers. My life has been ruined by incredible actors and fictional characters. My tumblr is paintedpolarbear, in case you wanted to check that out.

I love feedback! I feed on it! I'm like Tinkerbell; I need feedback to live! So please, tell me exactly what you think of my fics. Love them? Hate them? Will never read them no matter who kidnaps your family/friends? Let me know!

Yeah.

So, about my WIPs:

I don't post them.

"What?!" I can hear you shouting. "But you had them up a few weeks ago! They were here, and they were fantastic/horrible!"

Yes, I've changed the way I work. I'm not going to start posting stories until I am certain that I can finish it no matter what. Quite frankly, it's exhausting trying to write faster than I update and the pressure kills my muse. I'm not writing to a deadline anymore - and yes, although I am indeed allowed to update whenever I damn well please, letting a month, or three or four or five, go in between updates lets my reader base drift away and interest dwindle. It's harder for me to keep a cohesive narrative when I'm posting as soon as the chapter is written. I never had a beta.

Right now I have two or three WIPs in various stages. The one that is most far along is still in the outline stage. I can't post an outline, can I?

Didn't think so.

Playlist for Scars on Your Wrists;

The Last Night by Skillet; the original inspiration for the story; title comes from the lyrics;

Set Fire to the Rain by Adele;

How to Save a Life by The Fray; chapter four title comes from the lyrics;

528491 by Hans Zimmer; excellent soundtrack for chapter four;

Dead Inside by Skillet; lyrics were extraordinarily helpful in characterizing Kurt

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 3,598 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35646 - Favs: 26,790 - Follows: 19,716 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One In Four by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
When Blaine finds out that Kurt's not being entirely honest with him about who he is, things go to hell in a handbasket pretty damn quickly. Things in Kurt's head were never as simple as they seemed. TRIGGER HEAVY. NOW COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 254,335 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Welcome to Wildwood Springs Health Camp! Today begins your journey into finding yourself - casting aside the old and embracing the true!" Otherwise known as Brainwashing Camp. Nick/Jeff, Klaine, AU. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Worlds Apart by embrace-the-deception reviews
The story of an autistic boy named Kurt and his Blaine, and how they deal with the difficulties of life - from bullies, prejudice and ignorance to friendship, love and kisses. Klaine fluff, angst, romance and more. Ch17: It's a showdown between Blaine and Karofsky - one of them has to break. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,694 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Never An Absolution by spirithamburger reviews
"Love was when I loved you - one true time I hold to..." - The year is 1912. The place is on the unsinkable ship. The people are a gentleman and a young man from the streets. The story is familiar. To a point. - A Klaine-themed Titanic/Glee crossover.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,457 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Yours by Devil of My Family reviews
Two teenagers in love... Nothing new. Two boys in love? Weird, but not shocking. A rich boy in love with his slave? Now that might just change the world. AU, Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,464 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Until the Stars Fall from the Sky by fairytale ideals reviews
"They had it wrong, because you have wings. You're not just another one of the pets. You're an angel, fallen from heaven." Wing!fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,119 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Harps and Feathers by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine has always hated his dark wings, because to most people, they reflect the color of his soul. Blaine gave up on trying to prove them wrong a long time ago. But everything changes when Kurt Hummel, with wings as white as a cloud on a calm summer's day, walks into his life…
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
Left Over by rainingaces reviews
Kurt didn't take him in because he was attractive. He took him in because it was cold outside and he looked injured. It was like While You Were Sleeping, and Kurt was Sandra Bullock. Except with weird, unexplained phenomena. ...And without Bill Pullman.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,868 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Brings Us Closer Together by CrazedLunatic reviews
When Kurt is attacked, Blaine instantly leaves college to take care of him. With one decision, their entire relationship is changed and their futures reshaped. It also makes everyone around them realize just how close they really are. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 409,852 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Beryllium by UniversalOverlordess reviews
Sometimes Blaine likes to trace random words onto Kurt's back. A Klaine drabble series.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Denial in E minor by Ballerina Terminator reviews
Cobb is out of the business, but for Ariadne, shared dreaming is hard to give up. The team from the Fischer job decides to stay together, but as Arthur and Ariadne's relationship begins to develop, it becomes apparent that someone's in denial...
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,795 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Embers by Copper Oxide reviews
In the quaint kingdom of Villon lives a boy stripped of his nobility, living under the iron fist of his evil step-mother. His fear-induced stutter and quiet nature proves to be an obstacle when he is met with the gallant Prince of the neighboring kingdom.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,266 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
27 Suits by SurprisinglySuaveKoala reviews
Kurt Hummel loves weddings. So when his best friend comes back into town and wants to marry the man he loves, the last thing he needs is Blaine Anderson following him around.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Penny In The Air by GlassParade reviews
Rachel won't listen to Kurt's objections about her decision - maybe she'll listen to Blaine. Spoilers through 3x03, "Asian F".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Blaine A., Rachel B. - Complete
Welcome to the First Day of the Rest of Your Life by Threepwillow reviews
This is his absolute last day at McKinley High School, and Kurt thought he'd cautioned Finn against this kind of maudlin reminiscing and warned him to leave Kurt out of it. Apparently he was wrong. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, mild s3 spoiler inaccuracy:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Come Closer by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. Summer shenanigans on the couch. First time hip to hip action.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Trousers by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine, summer shopping. Written for the prompt 'daring ass grab'. Basically, that's it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Safe and Sound by Wisdom Rose reviews
To say that Burt Hummel was surprised to find Blaine Anderson standing on his step at two AM was a vast understatement. A story of fathers and their role.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Burt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Come What May by Chloe Winchester reviews
Blaine has sacrificed so much for Kurt, it's only fair that he does the same. But why does it have to hurt so much? Future!Klaine Abused!Kurt Rated M for sexual abuse and language
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,027 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Don't Take No Sorcery by Threepwillow reviews
The Floo network does something it really, really shouldn't, and five wizard kids get thrown into the middle of Muggle Ohio. :::A VERY POTTER MUSICAL CROSSOVER. Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Samcedes, semicrack:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,437 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Braille Carved in Stolen Hearts by rainingaces reviews
It wasn't about what he hadn't seen in Kurt. It was about what he hadn't seen in himself. -A character study. Spoilers for Original Song-
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine with Hats by khartofire reviews
"Kurt's eyes were wide with shock as he stared at the wall in horror. 'BLAINE! There's a DEAD HUMAN in our HOUSE'" Poking fun at Canniblaine! Based on the FilmCow masterpiece "Llamas with Hats." One-shot. T for minor character death and cannibalism.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just The Way You Are by lolitarun reviews
Blaine's been keeping a secret from everyone in his life. But he can't keep it from Kurt forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,721 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It Gets Better by BadgerInMySoup reviews
"You've heard it a million times, in all those videos. But, I'm telling you now; it gets better. Not even in broad terms. For us, it got better."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What To Do When You Are Dead by rayychel infinity reviews
He may not feel guilt, but he feels regret. And just like that the sky clouds up and fat raindrops are pelting his body, ones that should be cold with winter temperatures but have no effect on him whatsoever. He doesn't know what to do.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Things that Fathers Do by Chloe Winchester reviews
Kurt and Blaine had very different fathers, and all Blaine wants is to know what having a good one feels like. Happy late Father's day! EmotionallyHurtAbused!Blaine Klaine and BurtBlaine!Bonding!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
TicTacToe, Strippers, and Smelly Sponges by Glee Let Me Down reviews
One shot. The series of events that led to the Klaine engagment. It's not dirty...I'm sorry if the title makes it seem that way. And also, part of it takes place in Chicago...if that helps make y'all wanna read it...KLAINE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Your Voice by fuzzyalligator reviews
Blaine had a bad day and all he wants to hear is Kurt's voice.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The One You Reach For First by thesoundofsunshine reviews
"Mhmp... stop," Kurt commanded, pulling his face away from Blaine's, which was instantly twisting into a confused expression.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Learning the Lines by DaybyDay reviews
"Sometimes I feel like I just want to breathe you in." Blaine says, and it must be the wine talking, really, because he's not sure that he's making sense at all, "Inhale you. Be a part of you. Forever. Always." Kurt/Blaine, vaguely AU from "New York"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,099 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lol Limewire by sci-fi.is.my.life reviews
That Tuesday it was just too much. The Evil League of Teachers, brain melting formulae and a hundred and twenty six other things to do. All he could think of were pirates and it was all Blaine's fault. Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Those Three Words by Aeria reviews
SPOILERS for the finale. You've been warned. Kurt Hummel never expected "I love you" before he escaped this stupid Midwestern town and made a name for himself and met someone. Now with a second installment for Blaine!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Forever Maybe by DaybyDay reviews
So it's rational for Finn to worry, just a little, that he might walk in on Blaine and Kurt one day - because Blaine and Kurt were boyfriends and Finn would be even MORE worried if they DIDN'T kiss or makeout, honestly. Kurt/Blaine & brotherly Finn
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dance Until We Die by randomee reviews
Fate: That which is inevitably predetermined; destiny.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Capitulation by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Falling. The bishop falls for her, as does the die for him. It's like a kick, pulling them up for air when they find themselves drowning in the shadows of an ill-fated dream, thrown in by someone who wants nothing more than to rip them apart. Complete!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Forget Pumpkin Carriages and Glass Slippers by klemonademouth reviews
Rachel often stuck her nose where it didn't belong, and it was something Mercedes had hated about her. But for once, Mercedes was glad that Rachel was Rachel. It meant she now had a 2 1/2 mile walk home with Sam. Alone. Post-Prom. Mentions of Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Mercedes J., Sam E. - Complete
Just Like in Fairy Tales by emquin reviews
Little Mermaid inspired. Klaine AU mid-NBK. Blaine is looking for love. Kurt is tired of being bullied. An incident, and an opportunity with heavy consequences brings them together, but have they found what they've been looking for?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,634 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sing Me To Sleep by undesirablenumber1 reviews
A happier take on the post-prom events. Includes Klaine cuddles and Blaine internal monologues.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In Which Dave Karofsky Doesn't Come Out by SaltwaterGarden reviews
Dave is a football player. He's also something else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
A Quilt That's Warm With Memories by thesoundofsunshine reviews
"I have your graduation present." "I told you that you didn't have to get me anything." "I just... Carole and I thought this would be best." Klaine exists.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Too Fast for Love by rachhudson reviews
He doesn't tell her that he can't be, because he never really stopped loving her. He should, but he doesn't. He's holding himself back, and he doesn't even know why anymore.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
A Testament to Life and Death by pavarotti reviews
Things were bad for Kurt Hummel. Things were far worse for Blaine Anderson. If things were going to get better, now was the time.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Some Sort Of Happy Place by drumblonde reviews
Canon up until Original songs, where it turns AU. Takes us through a year of what the relationship of Kurt and Blaine is like. "It's a life defining moment when Kurt descends the steps of the wide staircase, and asks another student a simple question."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The old trick of the tie on the doorknob by HappyValentina reviews
I don't know how to write decent summaries. Let's just say the title says it all, much to Finn's chagrin. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It Gets Better by gemmi999 reviews
"Kurt's my brother now." Finn says. "And I saw these videos. And I don't want that to happen to him, you know?"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Finn H., Burt H. - Complete
It's not Kidnapping if They Say Yes by infraredphaeton reviews
and it involves a duck. KLAINE The Dalton boys are dorks when they're at McKinley, too. Blaine just wants a date. Rachel protects the sanctity of the New Directions setlist. Not that she needs too. SPAH! verse part 2
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Cleaning This Gun by strangeangelsxx reviews
Blaine picks Kurt up for their first date, and has a conversation with Burt. Burt's just sitting at home, cleaning his gun. Post-Original Song. Not a songfic, inspired by the song "Cleaning This Gun." Klaine. Spacing Fixed!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Hero by ckofshadows reviews
They say a man's greatest hero is his father. For much of my life, I would have said that was true. Up until I met Burt Hummel, that is.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
If I Followed You by Threepwillow reviews
Kurt goes back to McKinley. Blaine comes to him, because Kurt deserves it, and because maybe Blaine deserves it too. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, lovelovelove to Counting Crows:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Zombie Killin' Business by breezyyy reviews
Blaine was in Twilight Zone. Either that or he had officially gone insane. There was no way, hand grenade wielding David, sniper sharp shooter Wes, and flamethrower extraordinaire Kurt were real. There was no way that three hours ago the apocalypse began
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,883 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Official Dalton Academy Warblers Handbook by AdamPascalFan reviews
As compiled by one Wesley Kim...all the rules you need to know in order to be a proper and appropriate Warbler. Co-written with Spookykat
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
An Unfortunate History by Oswald-Girl reviews
A look into Blaine's past and his struggle with his sexuality and bullies before he met a certain countertenor on the stairs of Dalton. Mostly because I think Blaine's past is more painful than he lets on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
So Take a Chance And Don't Ever Look Back by Kyra Rivers reviews
AU for 2x06: Never Been Kissed. Instead of redoing the boys vs. girls mash-up competition, Mr. Schuester chooses to copy another tactic from last year to invigorate the New Directions: inviting the competition to McKinley to perform.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Children, Behave by whenidance reviews
AU set in the 1980s. Dalton doesn't exist, Blaine transfers to McKinley, and Rachel and Kurt help him figure out who he really is, complete with a cheestastic soundtrack. A season two rewrite with all that in mind. Originally published 3/3/11 at LJ.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Really Out To Get You by Dapperscript reviews
Blaine has been out with Kurt and his friends a few times. He loves it; he loves spending time with his boyfriend. There's just one thing... he's pretty damn sure Kurt's friends don't like him. And he's pretty sure Kurt doesn't believe him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,719 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Acts of Circumstance by lyricalmadness reviews
It's funny, he decides in the not so distant future, that it is this inconsequential moment it was neither overtly romantic nor was it sexy, really that he has kept hidden, made sacred.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm Beginning to See the Light by Lyra G. Rowin reviews
Five times Blaine could have fallen for Kurt and didn't, and the one time that he did. Blaine's thoughts in canon from Never Been Kissed through Original Song.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Porcelain's Protector by bxblover reviews
Sue Sylvester pays another visit to Kurt and Blaine at The Lima Bean. Klaine. One-Shot. Original Song spoilers. Dear Lord I wrote a 'K' story!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One Of THOSE Nights by longforlovers reviews
Kurt goes back to McKinley and his first week does not go well. At all. Such a change from the comforting hallways of Dalton and his boyfriend Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sweet on the Tip of My Tongue by JannP reviews
Finn wants to know how a face can actually taste awesome. Finn/Rachel with a splash of Blaine/Kurt. Inspired by Rachel's comment to Blaine in BIOTA. T-Rated one parter.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Falling Hard by Dapperscript reviews
Sometimes "Sorry" isn't enough, and sometimes people have to learn that the hard way. AU of events in Silly Love Songs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Special Services by FireApe reviews
Finn overhears something between Kurt and Blaine and becomes scarred for life.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wake Me Up by DaybyDay reviews
So when Kurt's eyes linger, Blaine feels unsure. He feels like there's a rock in his stomach, and he wants to yell and scream at himself, wants write it over and over in his notebook : You have no right to feel like this, Blaine Anderson !
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dwell on Dreams by icedintheveins reviews
At a school for magic, two boys reach out to help each other and learn to live again. Wizard!Klaine. Purely Harry Potter crossover. No reference to StarKid whatsoever. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Glory Fades by truetest reviews
Sam wishes he could do it, but he can't. Not with her. Not with any girl. And Kurt is the only one he can go to. Rated M to be safe since it has mentions of het-sex. One-shot; sequel written entitled Four Firsts.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Eccentricities, Strange Habits, and Confusing Ritu by Eowyn Rain reviews
As Kurt becomes more comfortable in Dalton life, he starts to see that everybody has their own special habits and traditions. What will he do when he find out the ones that Blaine has been hiding? AU after Super Bowl Episode
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Secret by S.H.Nessa reviews
Blaine has a secret. Finn didn't want to know. Oneshot, crackfic. BIOTA. Est Klaine. Ignore the awesome title.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Take Me Home by waterjazz reviews
Kurt must find a way to please DrunkHorny!Blaine without taking his pants off. He lives and succeeds.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's Complicated: A Facebook Adventure by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Nosebleed Section by Threepwillow reviews
Five times Warblers snuck into auditoriums, and one time when they were actually invited. :::Oneshot/5Times, Blaine/Kurt, bg David/Mercedes, semi-AU post Special Education:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Man, That Kiss Would Last Foreeeeeever by LaniLaniDuck reviews
Kurt remembers when Blaine took his hand and led him to the Warbler's performance, taking a shortcut. He remembers the floating feeling of running with him. He finds out later that's due to the magic powers of the infamous slow-motion hallway of Dalton.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Broad Stripes and Bright Stars by Threepwillow reviews
Kurt and Blaine broke up in high school. But after seeing him across the field at a college football game, Kurt can't really figure out why. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, future!fic, never letting that Buckeyes comment die:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Scribbles, Spies, and Little White Lies by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine and Kurt have been friends for months, and it's about time they were more than that - this is what Wes and David have decided, and, luckily for Blaine and Kurt, they have formulated the perfect plan to make sure it happens...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Le Famille by A Crazy Elephant reviews
Or "Five Times Ariadne Met Her Team Members' Families and the One Time They Met Hers"
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Ariadne - Complete
Breaking Up On Me by Threepwillow reviews
As much drama as goes down in person with the glee kids, even more goes down over the phone. One three-day weekend almost changes everything. ::Blaine/Kurt, Finn/Rachel, Artie/Tina; also Santana/Finn, Mike/Tina, mentions of Sam/Quinn and Artie/Brittany::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,129 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete
Arthur:Cats by The Anonymite reviews
It's a crack-fic, and it's also kind of fluffy, and it's kind of...yeah, I was having too much fun writing it, or something. Uhm...if you don't like drinking and/or dumb jokes about drunk people, you won't like this, so don't read it...dude. or dudette.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Family Visits by sandie.eggo reviews
Written for this prompt: Five visits they Ariadne/Arthur made to the Cobb family and one they made to them. Rated T for language and mention of sex.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Logical Progression by Blue Eyes At Night reviews
Given Arthur and Ariadne isn't their romance just a logical progression? Missing Scenes/ Training Sessions/ and a little insight into the Hotel during the Fischer Job then post-Fischer life. Connecting One Shots read one or all
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,893 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Let Me Count the Ways by clockwork starlight reviews
Five things she does that always make him smile. And one thing that he does that makes her smile. Arthur/Ariadne for kore rising because I promised her nice long fluffy fic, and only nailed the 'long'.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by starscraper reviews
You HAVE to listen to the 3rd movement of Tolga Kashif's 'The Queen Symphony' while reading this. It's inspired by this great movement and the music makes 50%. Sad one-shot, T for character death. But somehow very comforting at the end... sniff.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Rooftop Advice by bemusedmuse reviews
Ariadne recieves some help from Eames on the subject of Arthur... whom Eames has just thrown off a building... Warning: Eames and Arthur shenanigans. I know the summary sucks, but this is my first fanfic, so please no flames!
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Obscure and Lonely by Asilda reviews
When Arthur and Cobb met, Cobb specialized in subconscious security. Arthur was already an extractor. They found themselves at odds when Cobb agreed to perform one extraction. Why? Because Arthur was the one Cobb was trying to extract from.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,424 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
Facebook by pretend-to-care reviews
Arthur is doing research and Eames wants to...well, not help... Pointless oneshot, no slash, may not make sense if you don't understand Facebook. Rated a little high just to be safe. R&R!
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
The Replacements by LithiumDoll reviews
"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/23/2010 - D. Cobb - Complete
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor by memoriaregalis reviews
Comedic One-shot. The team celebrates a job well done in Mexico with some alcohol. Focused on Eames, Ariadne, and Arthur.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Monochrome by Asilda reviews
Arthur's perception of the real world is so drastically different from in his dreams that he's never confused about which is real. Cobb discovers just how different it is, and why, and gains a little perception of his own.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
Neater That Way by The Book Thief reviews
Written for the Inception Kmeme: Bruce Wayne is richer than God. Saito wants to follow in his footsteps. Warnings: CRACK. Ridiculous internet jokes.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Saito - Complete
Symbolism by faeriefaerie reviews
One day, Eames brings doughnuts.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010 - D. Cobb, Arthur, Ariadne, Eames - Complete
Arthur's Girlfriend by pretend-to-care reviews
Cobb is questioning Arthur about feelings he has noticed the point man developing for a certain architect...yet Eames is making things difficult. Humor fic with serious characters, so we'll see how that works. Oneshot, no slash, minor Arthur/Ariadne. R&R!
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
A Heart to Heart with Leo by The Anonymite reviews
It is always wise to make sure people aren't standing outside your door before you decide to spill your secrets to your lazy-ass cat. Fairly cracky. Post-Inception.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Conciliation by Fiercest reviews
A thousand nights he spent wandering. He came home only thrice. Zuko-introspect.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben Skywalker - Complete
How To Kill A Computer by Acid Ice reviews
Do not try these things at home. A little bit of JxA.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Aelita S. - Complete
Eternity by handmedownrobes reviews
“Love is not written on paper, for paper can be erased. Nor is it etched on stone, for stone can be broken. But it is inscribed on a heart and there it shall remain forever.”
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Sparkles by ViDez reviews
The REAL reason why Kira had so many teenage fangirls... was because of a book titled: Twilight.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
Falls To Climb by Mya Scarlet reviews
A Mustafar AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Temptations of the Dark Side by Jaeh reviews
Cookies are evil. The story of Anakin's fall, from a different point of view. One-shot. Response to PlumaLibera's challenge. Silly Parody :D
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The importance of letting go by EinAffe reviews
Even Anakin has to learn that sometimes his Master just has to go... some random piece of insane rambling *grins*
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Air Duct Confessional by Abagael reviews
Sometimes being stuck in the dark confines of an air duct can be a good thing... as Jaina & Zekk find out.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Jaina S. - Complete
Onigiri by LabyrinthDweller reviews
He loved her almost infinitely for sure, and he loved her culture with just as much vigor, but…this was something he would rather do without. UxY cutesy-type story.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ulrich S., Yumi I. - Complete
Dipped in Chocolate by aziantearz reviews
[LxMisa] L wants what Light has.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/31/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
All good things must end by Yume-no-Ryuusei reviews
Tohru thought her and Kyou would live happily ever after..and she was wrong! Tragedy strikes, and it's impossible for her to keep smiling.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
Truth or Dare by kyosgirl411 reviews
Kyo admits his feelings to Tohru. With the help of some boys in class. Kyoru kiss! ONESHOT!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Thoughts Inside Me by AlienDemon reviews
Full summary inside. Kyoru. Thoughts are the things that influence us, convince us, and sometimes kill us. What happens when Kyo begins to get suicidal thoughts? Will anyone be able to save him before it's too late?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,334 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Insert Ostentaciously Colored Dragon Here by Hakurei Ryuu reviews
One of the members of the Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society is on her first solo mission! Will this new target be too much for her to handle, or will she save the Hatching ceremony from certain sueification?
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
The Princess I've Been Searching for so Long by you should get lost reviews
Never did Yuki thought that a student he barely notice will be the very person that will accept him; satisfy him; and complete him. The very girl that showed him that it is possible to find happiness. Yukiru
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
How to Race Downhill In One Easy Lesson by SilverTortoise reviews
Tohru, Kyo, and Yuki take a trip to the big city! Tohru quickly spots a theme park and a certain familier type of ride that she wants to try... Gravity takes over, and hilarity ensues...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Picture Puzzle by Kintyre reviews
So he was sitting at his desk, glaring daggers as the big, fat, wet droplets spread themselves happily over the window, and wishing that the sun would come out. Oneshot, complete.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Stupid Pencils by Ardent Ly reviews
Yuki finds something in Tohru's room that frazzles...and excites him at the same time. One-shot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 280 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sleeper Awakes by SnorkackCatcher reviews
It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Percy W., Dolores U. - Complete
Rumours by Kitten The Kokeshi Doll reviews
This is what happens when a fanfic author gets bored and starts a rumour among the Prince Yuki fangirls, a rumor that upsets a certain feline KyoxTohru Oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Another Awful Created Character by G-Force 4 reviews
Ever get tired of those CL stories that have ACCs in the cast mine included? Well here's fanfic that shows what would really happen if a new student came to Kadic and was introduced to the Lyoko Group.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Picturing Home by UntappedChaos reviews
It was a simple art exercise. Probably the simplest for the whole year. Draw a picture of what makes them think of home. But the more Kyou thinks about home, the further his pencil takes artistic liscence of its own.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2007 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
Kyo's Secret by downsiesap reviews
Kyo Sohma has a secret that nobody knows about. It’s not that he keeps it from them, it’s just that they wouldn’t be given any opportunity to find out, anyway. In addition, it’s also very embarrassing… for him, anyway. KyoXTohru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
For Now by P. Fishies reviews
Nothing Lasts. Life goes on. Is it possible to make something as good as Yuki Sohma actually caring about me last more than a little while? Oneshot. YukixxMachi. Inspired by and based on the closing song from the Broadway Musical Avenue Q.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Machi K., Yuki S. - Complete
Ulrich and the Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Stonecreek reviews
Ulrich is always stoic, always calm and collected. Will a day of rotten luck change that?
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Ulrich S., Yumi I. - Complete
A Typical Day by Karna reviews
Get ready for the story to rule all stories. Now at an end...Or is it?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Complete
Lilies by Bay City Kitty reviews
ONESHOTEDNESS. Kyo comes down with the flu and is confined to the house. So to keep him amused, Tohru invents a rather unique game for them to play...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
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Omake Files
"Omake: extra or deleted scene." Drabbles, oneshots, and outtakes that don't fit anywhere else. Chapter 4: Fully Loaded
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,137 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011
What In Return? reviews
"You of all people ought to recognize this place. It has to have appeared in a dozen half-baked half-remembered dreams."
Inception - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Scars on Your Wrists reviews
There was no way he could have done anything more, but he still blames himself for letting the love of his life slip through the cracks.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete