Author has written 7 stories for Strawberry Panic!, Mai HiME, Calling, Bleach, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.
Ryn Hallard 'u'
I'm a NEET with a part-time job. With a short attention span and novelity as a driving force, I rarely finish my stories at all. I decided to finish the stories first before uploading to counter that but it doesn't seem to work much. Well, I'm still writing anyway so no worries there ;D Probably.
Watching: Monogatari series (JUST WHAT IS IN NADEKO'S CLOSET DAMMIT), Kyoukai no Kanata
Wants to Watch: Precure and Kill la Kill
Writing: AU Mai HiME/Otome Fanfic, The Priestess and The Knight, Haganai crossover
Shelved: SP!: The Past of Hanazono Shizuma & D Gray Man fanfic
Idea: Bakemonogatari (Not sharing!)
For motivational purposes, please review!
Other random writings:
Bleach oneshot has been uploaded! (old news)
The Priestess and The Knight Chapter 3 FINALLY UPLOADED
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS:Will help you move a body. Let me know if you ever need me to bring my shovel.
FRIENDS: Will be concearned when you throw up at parties. (Cough Kat Cough)
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at your dumb ass for puking. (HA! KAT HA!)
FRIENDS: Will ask what's wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Will already know what's wrong without even asking.
FRIENDS: Will wish you were best friends.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at these because most of these things have already happened.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eye.
Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.
You aren't gangster unless you have an orange dot.
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
People are like slinkies, basically usless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb.
Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you.
If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)
When you stressed just... YODEL!
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Anyone can make you smile, anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone real special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.
People: Dogs must be on a leash at all times... Dogs: Grrr Bark Bark Woof Grrrrrrrr Bark
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.
I'm rad, you're rad... but if you hug me, I'll slap you silly.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!
Take candy, not drugs.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Friendship is like peeing your pant. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
I hope you choke on every word you spoke when you were screaming at me.
(not really, you weren't screaming at me... or were you?)
I am absolutely awesome (agree or die)
Caution, water on road during rain.
Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to?
The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
Don't like my attitude? Call 1 - 800 - Kiss - My -A
If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
Even the best fall down sometimes.
Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
Read my lips : Olive Juice: Thanks for listening, have a nice day.
Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.
A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.
Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you...
I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!
Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!
Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
Elmo watches you from your closet.
Beware the zombie flowers from BEYOND beyond the grave!
I always believed that paradise was a library.
Love is tender and knows no gender.
Speak your mind even if your voice shakes.
A woman shouldn't have to die to be free from abuse.
Love couldn't be wrong.
Het...Yaoi...Yuri...Whatever...Love is love.
I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.
Keep your coins...I want change.
Protester holding a sign: "Homosex is a Biohazard!" Protestor behind him holding a sign: "Homosex is sin-sational!"'
There is nothing queer about loving another human being.
We the people...Means everyone...Rainbow
Marriage is about love...Not gender.
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Teaching...It would be a great job...If it wasn't for the students.
Smoking could kill a person one day...Maybe you should try it. :D
There's a full and very reasonable explanation that mostly does not involve me being drunk.
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.
It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.
Procastination. The art of keeping up with yesterday.
I belong in Disneyworld...It calls to me like the mothership.
OOPS! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Too Bad!
The stupid people have to stay on that side of the internet.
The story you are about to see is true. The names have not been changed. Screw the innocent.
Don't make me get my flying monkeys.
It's not PMS...It's you.
Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a q-tip again!
OMG. I think I just saw Paris Hilton. No, wait, that was a twig.
Lousy pick-up line #42: 'So...You're a girl, huh?' Me: 'Really? You noticed?' laughs
Dinosaurs aren't extinct...They're just hiding.
I earned a poking licence...So grumblebug can't bug meh...
Sex is not the answer...Sex is the question and yes is the answer.
Awww...The sky is crying...
Suck my pianist.
Just because I am paranoid...Doesn't mean it's all not true...
Behind every girl is a dumbass guy/girl who did her wrong and made her strong.
Just remember: it's your loss and she'll never be like me.
Cover your ears honey, because the magazines and celebrities scream "You'll never be good enough!" And if you hear their lies too many times, they won't be lies anymore.
When words fail...Music speaks.
I've got a backbone stronger than yours.
Such a beautiful disaster.
Blessed with curves.
Make awkward sexual advances...Not war.
Make love not war.
My stomach hurts because people keep trying to feed me crap, and I'm going to throw it all up in their faces.
Stay true to yourself.
Love: The crime we all commit.
Don't confuse me with your lies.
Sometimes it's okay to get a little crazy.
Haters make me famous.
If your stomach feels weak- my job here is done.
Love me. Hate me. Whatever.
Music. It relieves my pain.
No music = No life.
Note to Self: I miss you terribly.
I'm sorry I can't be perfect.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
It's a lot easier to say you're angry, than admit you are hurt.
Smile. Let every one see you're a lot more stronger than you were yesterday.
Don't try to be cute with me. I know you hate yourself. You would end your stupid lies now. But you're too spineless.
Life is like photography. You use the negatives to develop.
Sometimes you need a second chance, because time wasn't ready for the first.
(S)he's my greatest weakness, yet my greatest security.
When the rest of the world walks out, I promise I'll still be here.
Girls look me up and down and have nothing to say. But it's funny how the words come out when I walk away.
If (s)he's dumb enough to walk away. Be smart enough to let go.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
It's funny how people become who they promised they'll never be.
There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about those from your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your present.
And there's nothing like the end, that makes you appreciate new beginnings.
In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.
Judge me- I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do- I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it- watch where I end up. Call me a beyotch- and I'll show you one. Screw me over- And I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy- you really have no idea. :D
Hug a tree. They have less issues than people.
Don't play games with a girl who can play better.
Awkward originality...Not avaliable in stores.
The truth hurts...So we lie.
Just be who you want to be, not what others want to see.
Laugh more. Gripe less. Ignore critics. Say yes to dessert. Love life.
You think you know me, but you have no freaking clue.
Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave, in a well-perserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "...Holy crap...What a ride!".
So we're a little crazy...That's how we roll.
Live a little. You can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
I'll always live for my friends, and the nights I don't remember. :D
The only things in life you regret are the risks you didn't take.
Screw the haters, the jerks, the people out to get you. The whiners, the people who cheat you. The people who pretend to be your friend. Those who are purposely mean to you. Those who purposely lie. The hypocritical, the greedy, the decievers. Those who don't appreciate you.
Forget what you have heard. Love your haters because they're your greatest fans.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm tripping? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit down. Can't face me? Turn around.
Sometimes you have to get weak, just to realize you're strong.
Always stay strong.
Everybody has a pair of beautiful wings. It just takes a little time for them to grow.
I know I've made a lot of mistakes, disappointments, and failures. I promise though there is a part of me still worth keeping.
The type of girl to burst out laughing in total silence about something that happend days, weeks, even months ago.
Everyday I smile and act like nothings wrong. It's called putting everything aside, and simply being strong.
"Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."
"Unless you've lived my life, DON'T judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me."
"I luv my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends."
"I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my best friends."
"I smile because you've all finally driven me insane."
"If you luv something let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't then it never was."
"Best Friends: Know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
"I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it."
"Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive."
He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'"
"Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait."
"I'm smiling. That alone should scare you."
"Life is like a movie: If you're sad, thats drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, thats comedy."
"Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart."
"When the rest of the world ignores you, I'll still care."
"Taking over the world is hard."
"The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile. (I know it's biblical even though I'm not a Christian, but it makes a good point).
Remeber I DID NOT write this, it is from someone else, but please, pick the right choice(I did not right this but make the right move)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
If you think that Homophobia is totally messed up and needs to be stopped copy and paste this into your profile. If your a Homophobic then your an asshole so piss off! Hey
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
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