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Author has written 5 stories for Glee.

"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure" - J.K. Rowling, the quote I live my life by.

Hi, my name is Bethy and I'm England (we have Doctor Who, Narnia and Harry Potter). Yes, I have a sexy english accent ;). I love fandoms and awkward turtles. I love writing, mainly fanfiction and poetry. I write for Glee and sometimes HP or DW. If you message me a prompt or leave a prompt in a review I'll probably do it; so don't be shy I'll do any pairing or kink, unless I strongly disagree but I'm a ship-whore and pretty flexible.

I'll write for Doctor Who (including Sarah Jane Adventures & Torchwood), Harry Potter or Glee - but I'll read pretty much anything that tickles my pickle.I have a weakness for baby!fics and domestic!fics, I know a lot of writers hate them but I love them more than I love my David Tennant cut-out.

Pairings and OTPs (one true pairing):

OTP DW/SJA/TW: Sarah/Doctor favourite ships: Sarah/Jack, Sarah/Harry, Amy/Rory, Rose/Mickey, Jack/Ianto, Doctor/Romana, Doctor/Master & Luke/Clyde.

OTP Glee: KLAINE (Kurt/Blaine) favourite ships: Puck/Kurt, Kurt/Jesse, Burt/Carol, Brittany/Santana, Will/Emma, Rachel/Quinn & Finn/Mercedes.

OTP HP: Drarry (Draco/Harry) favourite ships: Remus/Sirius, Luna/Neville, Snape/Lily, Ron/Hermione, Albus/Minerva, Molly/Arthur & Molly/Lucius (because I'm demented).

My heart only beats for 1 crossover pairing which is *drum-roll*: Sirius Black/Sarah Jane Smith, I read one fic and fell instantly in love with that ship, I plan to write a fic based on it.

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Always be a first rate version of yourself rather than a second rate version of someone else." - Judy Garland

"My role in society, or any artist's or poet's role, is to try and express what we all feel. Not to tell people how to feel. Not as a preacher, not as a leader, but as a reflection of us all." - John Lennon

"It is our choices... that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." - J.K. Rowling


The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
ever created.

Get Sorted Now!

...But Pottermore put me in


"Congratulations! I’m Prefect Robert Hilliard, and I’m delighted to welcome you to RAVENCLAW HOUSE. Our emblem is the eagle, which soars where others cannot climb; our house colours are blue and bronze, and our common room is found at the top of Ravenclaw Tower, behind a door with an enchanted knocker. The arched windows set into the walls of our circular common room look down at the school grounds: the lake, the Forbidden Forest, the Quidditch pitch and the Herbology gardens. No other house in the school has such stunning views." - Pottermore


Which Doctor are you?

The 10th Doctor (David Tennant)

You're a generally optimistic person who is willing to give practically anything a try. And I mean anything. There's always a glimmer of hope in every situation, no matter how dangerous or deadly. No one can stop you when your friends are in danger, and you will do anything and everything you can to help as many people as you can. You are a truly generous and well-meaning person. You are The 10th Doctor.

Which female Doctor Who character are you?

You're Romana!
Silly Doctor. It's adorable, really, how hard he tries. And he is pretty brilliant, you'll give him that. But he always seems to overlook the obvious--including the fact that he's not the only Gallifreyan onboard, thank you very much. You are always calm and collected, and more often than not wonderfully witty, in the face of adversity. The Doctor knows he can count on you, even when you infuriate him!


What Glee character am I?

You are Rachel!

You are perky and somewhat a perfectionist, you are passionate which makes you seem cocky and condescending. You are confident and will not change just to please other people, though you still desperately want them to like you for who you are.

Which glee guy is your leading man?

Will Schuester

You love a guy that is well-rounded, just like Mr. Schuester! Is there a thing he can't do? He sings, dances, and always remains level-headed. You're probably looking for a stable relationship, and Mr. Schuester is looking for the same.

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Of Perfume, Liquor, and Baby Bottles by Fluttering Phalanges reviews
Effie was always one who kept on schedule. Even when a mishap occurred, she always had a back up plan. But, when an unplanned event pulls both Effie and Haymitch down an unexpected road of many twists and turns, there is no back up plan to pull them out. *Completed*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 174,474 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012 - [Haymitch A., Effie T.] - Complete
Dear FanFiction Writers by PrincessAmelie09 reviews
After being typecasted in many of our FanFiction stories, Harry Potter's characters are fuming to the extent that they won't resist to use Killing Curse on us. But since they can't use magic because of the International Statute of Secrecy, they're writing letters! To us FanFiction writers! If you are not scared to be hexed into oblivion, then you may proceed to open this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Only Thing Worse Than a Dalek Is a Mary Sue by AineQueenOfTheBritons reviews
After the TARDIS malfunctions, The Doctor, Donna, & their strange new companion must do battle to save our favorite fandoms from an infestation of the worse kind: Mary Sues! Will include: The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and more!
Crossover - Doctor Who & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - 10th Doctor
Effie and Haymitch by EffieAbernathy reviews
Welcome, welcome! This is my fanfic about Effie and Haymitch, my two favorite characters of the "Hunger Games"-series. I started writing it because I thought it would be fun, but by now it has become a serious project, especially because I got much feedback on it- and because I'm totally in love with Effie and Haymitch! Please remember that I come from Germany, so pardon my faults!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 59,380 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A.
Addicted To You by clovrboy reviews
AU MPREG Sam Evans is the perfect boyfriend, the man of Kurt's dreams. But then why can't he stop himself from sleeping with Sebastian ever chance he gets. How will things change when Kurt finds himself pregnant .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Kurt H.
These Broken Wings by Crystallic Rain reviews
When Kurt becomes a widower at the age of 29, he and his son return to Lima to try to pick up the pieces. Perhaps the one person who can save him is someone that he had forgotten was there all along. Future!fic, eventual Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,597 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] [Rachel B., Finn H.] - Complete
Voldemort and the Toad by KateKicksAss reviews
Voldemort is busy infiltrating the Ministry when he catches sighy of Dolores Umbridge and falls in love. Unfortunately, he has no idea how to woo a lady. And how can it work out between them? HUMOR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Voldemort, Dolores U.
Finding Courage by QuietKurtsie reviews
Kurt and Blaine are finally happy. But Kurt has a secret. Will it make them stronger, or tear them apart, and what happens when a familiar face seems determind to destroy them. Contains violence and MPREG. Alot of Klaine and Brotherly Furt!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,087 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt's Baby Blues by Miss.Hummel reviews
Kurt discovers he is pregnant. What will happen? How will Blaine take the news? What happen when the Glee Club finds out? Warning MPREG and AU! If you don't like, then don't read. Reveiws are always welcome. Oh and it's my first fanfiction.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 137,126 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
tabula rasa by clovrboy reviews
Kurt decides to let loose for one night, and wakes up the next day with no recollection of what happened expect for the burning pain in his backside, blaming his self and a shame he decides to keep it a secret. But what happens when he ends up pregnant.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Kurt H.
My Son by lillyseyes reviews
Severus desperately tries to find a way to remove his son from the Dursleys' abusive home. Written for the thematichp Round 7 – Vows and life debts Prompt 30 Snape knows he is Harry’s father, but his desperate attempts to gain custody fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,000 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Be Careful What You Wish For by TheDoctorAndSarah reviews
Sarah and her mysterious stranger each try to build a new life for themselves, but big changes are coming. Sequel to "The Long Road Home". SJ, Brig, 4 flashback - later: 10, Jack ****NOW COMPLETE****
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,379 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sarah Jane S., 10th Doctor - Complete
One Night by kinneyddicted reviews
AU. Mpreg. Futurefic. yes i went there .. Puck and Kurt had a one night stand. Kurt got pregnant. Will he tell Puck or not? Slash. Dont like it then dont read it. Now on Ao3
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,764 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Happy Place by GrandmaBeth reviews
When Harry died in book seven he went to a place that represented happiness to him. Kings Cross, where he left for the life of a wizard. I've been wondering where our other favorite characters went. I'm not JKR and I make no money from fan-fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Severus S., Molly W. - Complete
It's Up to You, New York! by Sweet Clementine reviews
Kurt had planned his future. He was going to go to Parson's, live in an apartment with Blaine, and someday they'd be married but all of that changed when Kurt got pregnant. It's a male pregnancy, yes but a real life mpreg. Read and watch what happens.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,498 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Come Slowly, Eden by Paimpont reviews
Three encounters between Lord Voldemort and Molly Weasley. LV/MW romance. Because my muse is demented, that's why.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Voldemort, Molly W. - Complete
Out With the Bathwater by eulalie27 reviews
Blaine wants a family. Kurt, not so much. When Blaine finds out what Kurt has been keeping from him, could it ruin everything? Includes discussion of male pregnancy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Doodles by WingedWolf121 reviews
Someone in glee club has been doodling Kurt, and the girls are determined to find out who, and whether he has their blessing to pursue their boy. Every boy in glee is a suspect. This will be a mighty quest..St. Hummel endgame, Kurt/all glee boys suspected
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,863 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Jesse sJ., Kurt H.
Lima Loser by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Burt Hummel was just another Lima loser- a college dropout with an unexpectedly pregnant girlfriend. But he underestimated things. After all, Mollie would have never settled for a loser, and their son was certainly meant for great things.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,973 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H.
Pamphlets by downtowndystopia reviews
Kurt never read those pamphlets, Blaine discovers this and they read them together. awkwardness and fluff ensues. Kind of mature, but not so much that it'd be M i'd say if your 13 and your on ffn then you can handle this.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Repairs by JDPhoenix reviews
Sarah Jane has always been a dog person.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Sarah Jane S., Sirius B.] - Complete
Battle of the Gays by Mai Kugarashi reviews
Jessie, Finn, and Puck all like Kurt. They confront each other about it and decide whoever wins his love first gets to have him. They decide the only way is... a competition! Finn/Kurt, Puck/Kurt, Jesse/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,779 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kurt H.
Fairytale AU by bowsie22 reviews
Cinderella with Kurt as Cinderella, Sue as the Fairy Godmother and Blaine as the prince
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's Secret by lolacola01 reviews
After the infamous house party at Rachel's Puck starts to see a change in Kurt. WARNING: Male pregnancy involved in this story.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,640 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
Second Chance by boro-girl reviews
Sarah wished for one more chance with Peter; the Universe gave it to her. After changing the past she finds that living her life over again brings up problems she didn't see coming...
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 87,584 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
The Hofstadter Gaunt Duality by weasleytook reviews
Lord Voldemort pays Leonard a visit in the middle of the night to discuss a few things. Blame this crack on someone else. I just wrote it. LOL.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Voldemort, Leonard H. - Complete
Love Babies and other Secrets by Merida Hughsie reviews
How did Molly become a Weasley? She had a couple of problems to master first. Please review if you're interested in more. Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,146 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Why We Shouldn't Meddle by Nari-chan SND reviews
Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
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I Wanna Hold Your Hand reviews
Burt Hummel loses his life, but another gains his life. Warning: Mpreg, Character death and a terrible summary.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Hand Holding and Baby Photos reviews
When something life changing happens to Kurt and Blaine it turns their lives upside down. Will they be a stronger couple by the end or will they crash and burn? Contains Mpreg and this is my first fanfic!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Coward reviews
Glee Mpreg Prompt: 'Give it Up' Finn and Kurt had one night together. Now Kurt has to deal with the consequences alone - all because Finn was a coward.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Family Portait reviews
Kurt and Blaine had the perfect life; A loving relationship, great jobs and a beautiful 4 year old daughter. Then it all went horribly wrong. So how did it end up like that? Warnings: Post Mpreg and Miscarriage
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Some babies are born on show tunes and in elevator reviews
How does Jesse act under pressure? Kurt is about to find out when he goes into labour in an elevator, in the middle of the night, with no one around. Just a little Kurt/Jesse Mpreg story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Jesse sJ., Kurt H. - Complete