Uvatha the Horsemanhide bio
 Author has written 38 stories for Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings, and Downton Abbey. I'm an engineer specializing in game theory and data analysis. When I write, it's in Python. I picked up a pen for the first time in April 2011. and learned the craft of writing from the 'how to' books. I recently joined a Writer's Group that meets at the local library, where the others are merciless about 'show not tell' and having good hooks at the end of chapters. Special thanks to my two copy editors, Marlene and Rachel. It's a rare middle-school student who speaks Sindarin fluently. |
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The Crackfic Compendium by chisscientist reviews
Number Five: DS al fine. The compendium will eventually contain a selection of AUs, crossovers, and pure crackfic.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Celebrimbor, Gil-Galad, Maglor, Sauron
Loyalty Unyielding by Zlu and Luff reviews
This story follows Melkor and Sauron through the events of the Silmarillion and beyond, covering times good and bad, victories and falls from grace. Serious at times and entertaining at others. Slash.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,723 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron
The Burnt God by Love Missile reviews
Melkor has been imprisoned in the halls of Mandos for all too long. The day of the trial is approaching, and now he's willing to do almost anything to convince his jailer of his change of heart. From then onwards, everything seems to go downhill for him, and upon returning to Angband, his relationship with Sauron will turn rather tense. SLASH.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 60,069 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Two of a Kind by Gaslight reviews
In the Shire, bound to his master Saruman, Grima Wormtongue discovers that there is a certain Hobbit cut of the same cloth, and Lotho SackvilleBaggins has quite a burden of his own. NOT SLASH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Saruman, Grima W. - Complete
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Apr 1, 2025 - The Maiar: A Low-Budget Documentary reviews
The Nazgul watch a documentary on public television about the early days of Valinor, and realize their Master is in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/1 - Saruman, Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul - Complete
Apr 1, 2024 - The Sign of the Prancing Pony reviews
Bob and Nob, hobbit servants at the Prancing Pony, prank the famous tavern sign. Meanwhile, the people of Bree worry about minor threats - a dwarf sighting, a wolf's paw print, and the mysterious Rangers, while failing to notice the two extremely dangerous Nazgul who are sitting at the bar, drinking beer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,401 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2024 - Published: 4/1/2024 - Nazgul, Hobbit, Butterbur - Complete
Emissary reviews
60 years before the War of the Ring, The Mouth of Sauron is being raised as a bastard son in the house of his father. More than anything, he craves security and a title of his own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,518 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/5/2023 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Emissary II
Urzahil of Umbar, later known as The Mouth of Sauron, moves to Mordor to enter Sauron's service.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,604 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2023 - Published: 4/3/2023 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Apr 1, 2023 - Urzahil's Dream Job reviews
When Sauron returns to Mordor and openly declares himself, Urzahil of Umbar (The Mouth of Sauron) accepts a job offer to serve as an emissary. This is an except from "Emissary II", and a companion piece to "Diplomatic Relations."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2023 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Wraith - Complete
Apr 1, 2022 - I Choose a Mortal Life reviews
Elrond and Elros, who are Half-Elven and therefore able to choose whether to be mortal or immortal, choose very different fates.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2022 - Published: 4/1/2022 - Elrond, E. Gil-Galad, Elf - Complete
Apr 1, 2021 - Our Most Beloved Star reviews
Six-year old Elrond and Elros are kidnapped by the Sons of Feanor and held for ransom in exchange for Luthien's Silmaril.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2021 - Published: 3/26/2021 - Elrond - Complete
Apr 1, 2020 - The Fell Winter reviews
Flurry, a hobbit of the Shire, witnesses the wolves crossing the river when it freezes during the Fell Winter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2020
Apr 1, 2019 - Another Man's Trash reviews
The Ring has been destroyed, yet Barad-dûr still stands. Saruman goes inside to search for anything Sauron may have left that will tell him how to make a Ring of his own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2019 - Published: 4/1/2019 - Elrond, Saruman, Sauron - Complete
Apr 1, 2018 - The Hazards of Self-Taught Magic reviews
Prince Tindomul (the Witch King of Angmar) plans to sail from Númenor to Valinor in an early attempt to break the Ban. As with any craft, a self-taught practitioner is expert in some areas and ignorant in others, and may not know what they don't know.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Complete
Apr 1, 2017 - Fëanor, The World's Worst Son-In-Law reviews
The sons of Feanor watch funny cat videos on the Palantir.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2017 - Aulë, Fëanor, Maedhros, Mahtan - Complete
Wraith reviews
How the Witch King of Angmar entered Sauron's service. (For the second half of the Second Age, while he was wearing the Ring, Sauron stopped using aliases and went by his given name, Mairon.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar
Rebellion reviews
During the Age of the Trees, Mairon-Sauron, a loyal and responsible Maiar, begins to crave independence. (slash Sauron/Melkor)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Aulë, Sauron - Complete
Apr 1, 2016 - The Battle of Sarn Ford reviews
In SA 1700, Sauron swept across Middle Earth on a mission to take the three Elven Rings from Gil-Galad, and was swept back just as quickly.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Gil-Galad, Sauron - Complete
The Iron Crown Tavern reviews
Shortly before the War of the Ring, Radagast and Faramir accidently cross the border into Mordor when Radagast insists on seeing a rare bird up close. They are captured by Orcs, but Radagast insists he can talk their way out of it. (slash Sauron/Melkor)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Faramir, Sauron, Radagast - Complete
Apr 1, 2015 - The Loss of Tol Sirion reviews
Sauron battles Lúthien and the great hound Huan for Tol Sirion, and loses everything but the shirt on his back. No, make that everything.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Huan, Lúthien T., Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
The Siege of Barad dur reviews
At the end of the Second Age, the forces of Elendil and Gil-galad besiege Barad-dûr. When the defenders are starving, the besiegers make an offer. "Kill your Master, and we will lift the siege."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sauron, Nazgul
Prisoner reviews
Sauron, Ar-Pharazon's prisoner, plays mind games with his guards and is generally being a jerk.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Sauron, Ar-Pharazôn - Complete
Apr 1, 2014 - Sofa City reviews
After losing Isengard, Saruman has to sleep on a relative's couch.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Saruman, Sauron, Grima W., Witch-King of Angmar
A Police Matter reviews
Downton Abbey - Upon learning what Mr. Green did to Anna, the gentlemen of Downton Abbey pull him from his room and handle the matter without help from the police.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Anna S., C. Carson, T. Branson, Robert C.
A Scrap of Parchment reviews
60 years before the War of the Ring, Sauron returns to Mordor and openly declares himself, and Umbar declares its allegiance to him. Told by the Mouth of Sauron as a young man.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Sauron - Complete
Apr 1, 2012 - Mordor Is Under New Management reviews
It's the first of April, and Mordor's Official Website tells of Sauron's overthrow by his most trusted lieutenants. Aragorn and Gandalf try to figure out what it means.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Gandalf, Aragorn
Hostage reviews
80 years before the War of the Ring, one of Arathorn's rangers is captured and imprisoned in Dol Guldur. Arathorn tries to free him by capturing a Nazgûl and offering to trade.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Halbarad, Nazgul
Apr 1, 2013 - Diplomatic Relations reviews
50 years before the War of the Ring, the Mouth of Sauron is pranked by the Nazgûl on his first day as Chief Ambassador for Mordor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sauron, Nazgul - Complete
The Forging of the Ring reviews
SA 1700. Sauron forges the Ring and almost dies in the process.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Sauron - Complete
The Flight from Dol Guldur reviews
In TA 2941, Dol Guldur is attacked by the White Council. Sauron and three Nazgul must make their way to Minas Morgul without drawing any attention to themselves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sauron, Nazgul
Plague Comes to Dol Guldur reviews
It is the year 1637 in the Third Age. The Great Plague has just devastated Osgiliath and is moving north towards Mirkwood. Safe in Dol Guldur, Sauron thinks he won't catch it. He is wrong.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Test of Loyalty reviews
In the Age of the Trees, Mairon-Sauron burned his bridges when he left home to become the newest member of Melkor's household. He has no idea what he's gotten himself into. (slash Sauron/Melkor)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
The Hunt through the Shire reviews
In the last year of the Third Age, the Nazgul spread out to search for "Shire..Baggins". Tempers run short, and they fight among themselves as much as they search for the Ring.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,785 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Khamûl, Witch-King - Complete
Saruman's Journey reviews
Over the course of the Third Age, Saruman falls into evil, one step at a time, without even knowing it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Gandalf, Saruman - Complete
Exile to Mordor reviews
In SA 1600, Annatar is unmasked as Sauron Gorthaur and has to leave town in a giant hurry.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Celebrimbor, Sauron
Surrender after the War of Wrath reviews
On the final day of the First Age, Sauron surrendered to Eonwe after the War of Wrath, fully intending to show up for trial.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Eönwë, Sauron
The Bridge over Osgiliath reviews
Three weeks after the War of the Ring would have been (AU), Frodo's mission has failed, and Sauron has the Ring. Yet during the Second Age, Sauron suffered one humiliating defeat after another, even while wearing the Ring. He fears Gondor as much as they fear him. (slash Sauron/Melkor)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 44,305 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Sauron's Worst Nightmare reviews
Sometime in the Third Age, Sauron finds himself in Melkor's old cell, waiting to be put into the Void.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sauron - Complete
The Reunion in the Mansions of Aulë reviews
Shortly before the War of the Ring, Ilúvatar commands Sauron, once Aulë's favorite, to find a way to reconcile with his former master, but Aulë refuses to see him. (AU) (slash Sauron/Melkor)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,228 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar
A Game Of Chess reviews
180 years before the end of the Second Age, Sauron comes to Umbar to humble himself before Ar-Pharazon. When he realizes he is about to be arrested, he takes desperate measures to keep the Ring from falling in the wrong hands.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sauron - Complete
Adunaphel's Wager reviews
100 years before the War of the Ring, Adunaphel, the seventh Nazgûl and only female, makes a high-stakes bet with Sauron that could cost him his virtue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sauron, Nazgul - Complete
Apr 1, 2011 - Eonwe's Narrow Escape reviews
During the Siege of Angband in the First Age, Eönwë and Sauron, childhood friends fighting on opposite sides, are still looking out for each other.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Eönwë, Sauron - Complete