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Keeping up with the Malfoys
by Vendelin reviews
Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
by RightToRemainSilent reviews
In which Remus' clothes mysteriously disappear, McGonagall is surprisingly collected and Sirius is, as usual, insufferable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
by hazelkisses reviews
Draco will stop at nothing to get the Felix Felicis from Harry. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Daddy Longlegs
by The First Marauder reviews
Sirius has an encounter with a daddy long legs and tells Remus of the tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Joys of Taking Marriage Sex and Family
by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
After the war, the 8th year students at Hogwarts are required to take a new class in their final year. The students get paired up and- -well, you get the picture. AU. Which means some characters will be alive even though they aren't supposed to be. *IN THE PROCESS OF MAJOR EDITING: CURRENTLY EDITED UP TO CHAPTER 18. READ AT OWN COST*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,027 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
by greenschist reviews
Scorpius is a terrible patient, but Al loves him anyway. Warnings for extremely demanding Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
You and Me
by Stormcloudishone reviews
Draco and Harry both work at the Ministry; Albus and Scorpius attend the same classes at Hogwarts. Will such close contact finally allow for some peace between the Malfoys and the Potters? Or will things blow up in the faces of both generations? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,822 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by Cae Thomas aka CNL reviews
An explanation as to why Scorpius and Albus can never be together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Falling For You
by Samantha7425 reviews
Albus is the most uncoordinated person he knows, but Scopius doesn't mind. In fact, he thinks it's kind of adorable. One-shot. Al/Scor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
It was in pure innocence that Al and Scorpius decided to label each other "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" when they were in First Year. Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,555 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
While you were scheming
by clothsofheaven reviews
When Harry and Seamus become the only two in their Gryffindor clique without a partner they make a pact: they can't date unless the other does. So what does Blaise Zabini do when he wants to ask Seamus out? He gets the help of his best friend Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,659 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Baby Mama Drama
by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Woo a Hufflepuff
by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
Lessons in Love
by blanchemalfoy reviews
Slash! HxD later on. Facing his own inner demons, Harry doesn't realise how lonely his son is. When James Potter, his 16 year old son, goes back to Hogwarts, he meets a transfer student that might be just what he needs to open up to life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 199,268 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
It's Not A Love Potion
by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,721 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
by Renai-chan reviews
Remus decides that Sirius should give the boys The Talk. Mainly an attempt at humor; some romance if you squint :D SBRL, Slight HPDM. Slight AU. M for mature language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
by Cheryl Dyson reviews
George Weasley fixes up his brother after an incident involving a sprained ankle. WARNING: Brothercest and MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/17/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us
by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 155 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Sticky Encounter
by clarex-ama reviews
Be careful with who you bump into, they might be covered in... glue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake
by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
by rospberry reviews
Harry wants Draco to lick his hand. Fluffy ficlet. HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time Changes Everything
by Pentunia Potter reviews
COMPLETE: LINK TO SEQUEL IN LAST CHAPTER The Ministry of Magic has put a new Temporal Portkey into production. Dumbledore has gotten approval for the sixth year students to try it out. What happens when Harry Potter travels 13 years into the future and f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,041 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future
by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eternity On That Little Step
by Eris Mackenzie reviews
“I’m leaving.” Those were the last words Draco said before he walked out of the door, two grey suitcases in his hands. Two grey suitcases for five years of their relationship. That had been three and a half weeks ago to the day. It was Thursday. [slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,509 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 6,748 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4737 - Favs: 6,924 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
As time changes
by bernice reviews
Harry goes back in time and changes the past. When he comes back, his parents are still alive. But they’ve adopted Draco Malfoy. slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,805 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Jumping to Conclusions
by Eaiva le Fay reviews
Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Defeater of Grindelwald, and overall genius, discovers Harry Potter fanfiction. And believes it. Chaos ensues. This is a parody fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Albus D.
Methods of Distraction
by V.G. Marks reviews
Harry, supporting House Unity, wants to let Slytherins into the D.A. When he's voted down, he starts a new group and asks the Head Boy to help him gather support. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stuck! ? The Elevator Story
by Katanes Dreamer reviews
Draco & Harry get stuck in an elevator together. Yum. Warning: OotP spoilers Chapter 5 onwards posted on hp dot aff dot net due to NC17 restraints. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,099 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pass the Snog
by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself
by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.