age: none of your business
dislikes: Fem-Haku, Fem-Kyuubi, stupid things, storys with pointless doesn't-help-the-plot humor, pointless reviews (reviews saying good job and not much else), stupid people, stereotypes of anything, people with no self discipline, people who show no respect to others, people who take friends for granted, gossip, ect.
favorite anime: Naruto, Sword art online, Black butler, and a lot more that I can't think of at the moment.
favorite manga: Naruto, Angel diary, Love in the mask, 9 banme no musashi (best manga ever, all time fav.), Tokyo crazy paradise, Arisa, 1/2 prince, Legend of nereid, Rure, and Saver, to name a few lolz.
Favorite pairings: NaruSasu, NaruNaru, NaruSasuSaku, NaruIta, KisaIta, KyuuNaru, NaruMina, MinaNaru, femnaru x itachi, femnaru x sasuke, ItaSaku, KisaSaku, basically Akatsuki x Sakura (the the exception of deidara), ShikaTema, GaaNeji, ShikaNeji, NaruShika, occasionally NaruAnko and Naruto x Mikoto, sadly ItaSasu.
DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!!
(If you hate Danzo, copy and paste this chant on your profile!)
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you believe that Insanity has its advantages, and the Log is a Shinobi's savior repost this, and the following line!
ALL HAIL INSANITY! ALL HAIL THE LOG! Repost this if you are Insane and proud of it!
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki, AnimeRulz55, AkumasFate
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki, AnimeRulz55, AkumasFate
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Hail-Knight, ShinoAndMe, KariandNole, Shiroi Maroboshi!!, VampireWolfGirl,AKATSUKICHIBI789, IceCrystal7, Aurora1495, Kage Kitsune 14, xBUzzOFF15x, AkumasFate
Quotes that I like -->
L (from Death Note)- "I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret."
BB (from Teen Titans)- "I am a corpse. I cannot talk. I am dead."
Kakashi- "Sorry I'm late. I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life."
Kakashi- "I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"
“I cry because other people are stupid, and I find that sad.” - Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory.
"If revenge is called Justice, then that Justice breeds yet more revenge, and becomes a chain of hatred." - Pein (Naruto)
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Living well is the best revenge. —ANONYMOUS
“I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.”
“I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.”— Unknown
“Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.”
Love looks forward, hate looks back, anxiety has eyes all over it's head. – Mignon McLaughlin
I accept chaos. I'm not sure thether it accepts me. – Bob Dylan
They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance. – Maj. Gen. John Sedgwick, just before being shot and killed.
"...Second, this is Suna. The people who looked at a puppet show and turned it into a combat art."— jiraiya, from vulpine by Saphroneth.
— The Hokage before the other Jounin;
"Well, since they killed Kakashi... And technically still passed the test... Who want's to be their sensei?"
Or Zabuza talking with Gatou after spotting them in Wave.
"I quit. The job was to kill the bridge-builder, and normally I wouldn't care about anyone trying to stop me short of the Top List of the Bingo Book, but there's no way in hell I'm going up against the Demon Rookies of Konoha."
"Demon Rookies... Are you telling me the great 'Demon of the Mist' is too scared to fight a bunch of Konoha brats?"
"Those 'brats' killed the Copy-Cat Nin during their genin test. Good fucking luck getting past them. Haku! We're leaving." — lord sia, review for Inside the konoha library by Carumati
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
Person # 1: Happiness is just around the corner.
Person # 2: Too bad the world is round!
Never knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and hide, he hates that.
I'm not afraid of death; what's it gonna do, kill me?
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...
You see dead people, but I see regular people and it burns!!
I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then watch the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, eat the damn things.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends
Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry butt!
Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the Latin word "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?
What happens if you get scared to death twice?
You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."
I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. Maybe.
I like you... I shall kill you last.
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree.
I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you!
You can blame all your problems on my two imaginary friends "Jay" and "Bitch". They don't mind. (Bitch is the nice one by the way).
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
6. My mother taught IRONY.
7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
18. My mother taught me about ESP.
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
I'm not a book - I can't be read.
Dont be afraid to defend others, stop trying to be like everyone else and make a change! Stop following the norm or what's cool and do something good for someone else. Don't let fear rule your life, because with one good word or deed you could SAVE a life.
Don't be afraid to speak your mind. Be the you that only you can change.