dislikes: Fem-Haku, Fem-Kyuubi, feminization in general for characters (both genderbending when not trans or just making a character unrealistically girly), I also hate Hinata, she just rubs me the wrong way shes way to shy and nice for a ninja and I can't stand watching or reading about weak girls (even if they are like that in real life, if I'm reading a book the girl can sure as hell stand up and save herself)
ALL HAIL INSANITY! ALL HAIL THE LOG!
Quotes that I like -->
BB (from Teen Titans)- "I am a corpse. I cannot talk. I am dead."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
“Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.”
Love looks forward, hate looks back, anxiety has eyes all over it's head. – Mignon McLaughlin
"...Second, this is Suna. The people who looked at a puppet show and turned it into a combat art."— jiraiya, from vulpine by Saphroneth.
— The Hokage before the other Jounin;
"Well, since they killed Kakashi... And technically still passed the test... Who want's to be their sensei?"
Or Zabuza talking with Gatou after spotting them in Wave.
"I quit. The job was to kill the bridge-builder, and normally I wouldn't care about anyone trying to stop me short of the Top List of the Bingo Book, but there's no way in hell I'm going up against the Demon Rookies of Konoha."
"Demon Rookies... Are you telling me the great 'Demon of the Mist' is too scared to fight a bunch of Konoha brats?"
"Those 'brats' killed the Copy-Cat Nin during their genin test. Good fucking luck getting past them. Haku! We're leaving." — lord sia, review for Inside the konoha library by Carumate
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.
I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...
I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends
I like you... I shall kill you last.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.