Author has written 22 stories for iCarly, Good Luck Charlie, Austin & Ally, and Shake It Up!.
Sorry, no smut. I'm too awkward and asexual xD
Lets see how stupid we all are (I have done it when it's in bold!)
1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck betwen the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were running, or playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
73. Ran into a closed door
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
101. Not realized there was no 13
102. Not realized there was no 59
103. Not realized there were two 73s
1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Argentina
2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? This (Angela's Ashes)
3. What can you hear right now? Music
4. Have a conversation with the closest non-living thing to you. Hi iPod. Will you play me some music?
5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? I don't have access to a TV at the moment.
6. Type your name with your elbow. heathesr (Heather)
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? closet door
8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? I don't read warriors
9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? working on a phanfic
10. Find the third letter of all your answers so far. Underline them. What do they spell? gisioaoor
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a scar on my arm where my dog bit me.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Bullitin and white boards
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Nope.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Japanese/Korean/Chinese, Muse, MCR
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Sometime around 11:30 P.M
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? The Amazing Book is not on Fire
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My cat Sadie.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? iPod, laptop.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? About 5’4.5
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Sometimes. It depends on the situation.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? If I watch horror...
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? No one
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't really wear perfume
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Dark/Brown hair; Blue/Green eyes
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? From dreams I've had, I'd say during a walk in a park or woods.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Plain cheese... yeah I'm that boring, get over it.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I really want to eat maltesers
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? I don't know
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? My friend's older brother (and she's ready to kill me for that)
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? In my thumb.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND(s)? American Eagle, anything from Hot Topic
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Dog and cat
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Depends
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? In person.
30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 67
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My friend.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Homophobia
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Canada and the Bahamas
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Dan and Phil
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No but I'd love to meet Dan and Phil
37. FIRST JOB? Summer camp counselor
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No.
39. DO YOU SWEAR? Don't start...
40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? starting my phanfic
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes, twice
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? never?
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes, and I finally got them off!!!
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Honestly, I don't know...
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Sometimes
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Fructis by Garnier
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? When I first start writing something. The longer I write, the sloppier my handwriting gets
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Bitting my nail, although I’m trying to break that habit. I’m getting better with it.
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? this children's Christian music...
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Meh
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I... really don't... know...
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? The band room
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? This stuffed rabbit that had a rattle thingy in it. I still have it somewhere
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 34
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yup.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Nope. I don't even notice when someone uses sarcasm.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Potatoes.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Dark hair, glasses, geeky, great sense of humour
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? The 7-8 year olds at camp called me "Feather" since it rhymed with Heather
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Band: Muse; Singer: I don't know
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? To many...
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Haven't even taken it yet.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookie Dough or Vanilla Bean... still can't decide
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Dance
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Yes there is.
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Does the WDW Test Track ride count?
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don't care
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Monokuro no Kisu - SID
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Their eyes.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Romantic - SHINee
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? The Duggars, homophobes/anti-gays
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? July
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aquarius
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown with a few highlights.
86. EYE COLOR? Blue/Green/Gray
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? I hate fast food
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Dan and Phil Sims 4 #14
92. FAVORITE HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR? Pancake Day (I say it's a holiday!!!)
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Clarinet
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I don't care
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Water
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don’t have a car.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? I'm reading Insurgent for a second time because the first time I read it too fast and didn't understand it
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Really confusing right now...