Author has written 11 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Pen Name: wretchedheartbreak
Real Name: Wouldn't you like to know? c:
Age: Old enough!~
Birthday: March 18, 19-something
Gender: Take a guess!
A Lil' Intro: Ohai dur! Mah name's (insertnamehere), but obviously I go by my pen name here which is wretchedheartbreak. Why? Well, because obviously if you look at my present stories, you'll see just why, haha. I'm usually a one-shot kind of writer, so I tend to do one chapter fics instead of chaptered one. I guess recently I'm into making them, and because I feel bad if I make people wait... my updates are often weekly, but with my coming up with more and more ideas for chaptered fics, that may not be the case in the future. So I apologize in advance! >_>
Oh, you'll also see some bias in my works *cough*namelyallofthemwillhaveCanadaasoneofthestars*cough* That of course, not being biased by the fact I live in it, but any ways! And if you couldn't tell already, I'm a huge AmericaxCanada fan, though I'm not entirely opposed to UKxUS, but... I'll be a little rebel, ya' know? ;D
Currently also getting into this FrancexEngland action, all thanks to a certain friend of mine, so working on a fic for her... plus all others. My muse just keeps popping up with random ideas that it's difficult to keep track, so I'll be pumping random fics every few days. Honestly.
Any ways, if you need anything, just pop a PM by me and I'll see what I can do!~
Canadaisjustsoawesome, eh? /shot
10/07/11 Update: I got a job a few weeks ago, and so my muse is once again under attack. I am, however, doing my best to at least update my fic, Capital Punishment, as much as possible. Weekly, maybe, but sometimes, work gets to be too much. As for my other fics, I simply do not have the time right now, but note, I WILL finish them. Please be patient with me.
Quick Table of Contents
Fandoms - AAA
Hetalia Fandom - BBB
Hetalia Pairings Fandom - CCC
Hetalia Personality Quiz Results - DDD
Future Works and Works in Progress - EEE
Hetalia Fanfic Memes - FFF
Special Credits and Mentions - GGG
Random Drabble - HHH
I am currently completely obsessed with Hetalia and am basically in love with every aspect of it, most especially the yaoi pairings (try obsessed), butreallywhoisn't? All my works will probably centre around that, if anything, but on the other hand, I am also into Pokemon although I tend to only have it in my heart and mind for one of them at a time... Ah, who knows, I might actually switch back and forth every now and again. :D
Hetalia Fandom (BBB)
My top 10 faves in the Hetalia wurld? Well, lessee, they would have to be...
4. N. Italy
8. S. Italy
10. Everyone else because that's how they are like to me, lawl.
Hetalia Pairings Fandom (CCC)
I COMPLETELY WITHOUT A DOUBT ship CanadaxAmerica (yes, in that order, correct geography no? also, MY OTP FOREVER AND EVER). The fact that USxUK is basically canon is part of the reason, but a very minor one on that. My justification for when people say that's incest? Well, USxUK are also brothers, if you think about it, since US was adopted by the UK, and as was Canada, so... it's this triangle of brothers. So either way you go, it's incest. But then there's also the fact that UK is old(er) so not only would it be incest, it would also be pedophilia. Not to mention, it's a tad overdone - not that I have anything against that!
I usually try to skip over USxUK fics in that way to avoid temptation (and the bitter feeling in my stomach) but when it's good, it's good, right? Only then would I read.
Spammers gonna spam and haters gonna hate but there's mah opinion. 8| But that doesn't mean I won't write USxUK fics, but they'll probably be more of the aforementioned. So... what other ships do I ship?
Austria x Hungary
France x UK (newest and lulzy!)
Canada x England
I have yet to be swayed with other pairings for America or Canada... and other pairings. Dunno about Prussia, but I definitely do not ship him with Canada, though. As for everyone else, well, I usually tend to centre around 1-2 pairings so my muse can still be evenly distributed for them, so I end up ignoring all other characters. Still, I'm always open to read other pairing-based fics, but... we'll see. ;D Canada is teh smex either way, so meh!~
Hetalia Personality Quiz Results (DDD) (yeah, I went there, courtesy of Tea/wintermuffler *cough*)
Which Hetalia character will you marry?
Your future husband will be France! The country of romance himself. You at first ignore his pick up lines and pervert tendencies. But you were soon dragged into his big blue eyes and went out with him. Not too long after your sixth date, he proposed to you. At a beautiful french cafe, by the sea, while the moon was full he proposed. You didn't say anything from being speechless as well as breathless, so you kinda fainted. However your love was there to catch you. And when you woke. You said yes! The wedding was held in an extravagent way. At the Notre Dame cathedral in Paris. You would have liked a longer recption, but France couldn't wait for the Honeymoon and neither could you.
What sort of Hetalia country are you, and what would the other countries say about you?
You are cunning and clever, and know what kind of face to put on in certain situations. You are very mysterious, and are not very open about things, and instead prefer to act neutral and nice on the outside, so that people won't think badly of you. The bad thing about this, however, is that people don't get to know you well. And also, they get the sinking feeling you just might be up to something...something very...BAD. Anyway, here's what the APH cast says about you:
-THE AXIS POWERS-
Italy: Ohhh! So mysterious! *Awes at your cute smile you put on for everyone* Aw, they're so nice! I like them! I like them!
Germany: I'll...have to be on my guard.
Japan: There's something...weird about this country.
-THE ALLIED FORCES-
America: Ahahahaha! This country is very polite and nice! *Pats you on the shoulder* ...And I don't even know why they're on my team. But OH WELL! I like them!
Britain: Seriously, America... (America: ????) Anyway, I like you, you're okay and all, but...just what exactly ARE you?
France: You give me the creeps sometimes. You can be open with me, you know...
Russia: *Smiles* I like you! *Evil grin* Let's be "allies", shall we? Fufufufufufufu!!!
China: You're very distant...I wonder why? Would you like to tell us why? Come come, I have some tea so you can talk with me.
And here's some extra info. with some of your country's relations:
Strengths: Know what kind of mood certain situations are in, and know what kind of face to put on for it.
Disadvantages: Lots of people can be iffy about you nonchalant and overly-nice personality, and can sometimes take it the wrong way.
Close Ally: Russia
Acquaintances: France, but other than that, no one really...
Enemies: No one, really...that is, NOT YET.
What Hetalia country are you?
Canada-san (Matthew Williams)
An easygoing, softhearted and gentle young man.
The polar bear Kumajirou is always with him.
They’ve been together for so long without even knowing about each other, so he can’t remember his name.
He hates being mistaken for America, so he tries to show the appeal for Canada in various ways, but…
He hates fighting, but his neighbor is his neighbor, so when will he be able to live in peace…?
Which Hetalia country will fall in love with you?
The hot-headed hero is your destined match! ;) I just hope he'll actually listen to you sometimes. If he doesn't, you can always make him listen by taking his food away...heh heh heh *evil grin*
Russia: She frightens even me sometimes...
Future Works and Current Works in Progress (EEE)
Status: Ongoing, currently on chapter 6
A crime-based fic centring on Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy. Francis Bonnefoy is the Direction of the National Intelligence Agency. Or, at least, that's the job that everyone knows about... but, even that is a secret. His second job is that of an undercover agent, but that's something no one needs to know about, especially not his fourteen-year-old son, Matthew Williams. On the other hand, Arthur Kirkland is a lowly grunt police officer, who longs for the glory days of leading homicidal investigations and crime scenes, to be the one barking orders at his subordinates. Although these ambitions seem far-fetched, he dreams, but that doesn't mean he can't be dissatisfied whilst doing so. However, one day, when a series of unfortunate circumstances has these two meeting, Arthur learns that wishes aren't always granted in the way one wishes, at least, not within the perverted, highly promiscuous body of secrets that is Francis.
Fly on the Wall.
Status: Ongoing, currently on chapter 1
A series of drabbles centring on a variety of genres of a variety of Hetalia characters. It's in the third-person, objective narration. In that way, it's something of a "fly on the wall" approach, thus the title of this fiction. It will have features a variety of pairings, some of which may or may not be realistic. The point of the various stories, which will not enter the characters' heads and thus reveal their thoughts, is so that the reader can be open to their own interpretations of the actions being conveyed. Whether then, they look at it as romance, as comedy, or just an act of family kindness is up to them. This follows the style of "Write to Country" letters, in that I take requests for the drabbles as to their plots or pairings.
Just Another Fairy Tale.
A fantasy-based fic centring on Elizaveta Hedervary and Roderich Edelstein. Based on the movie of Tangled, a parody of Rapunzel is personified in Elizaveta, a not-so-typical princess. Disliking and bordering on hating the stereotype of happy endings and damsels in distress, she immediately dislikes and repels the entrance of a certain, runaway peasant and musician, Roderich. Armed with a frying pan, Elizaveta makes quite a splash on the aristocratic mannerisms of the man, usually acting quite violently when he shows the least bit of "courtesy", which she often categorizes as the "helpless" stereotype that her gender is often found in. However, she can't resist his offer of escaping the blasted tower of which she had been trapped in for some years, and unwillingly - but more willingly that she admits - goes an an adventure with him. However, certain stepmothers are not going to be happy, and Roderich hides a secret that has them running for their lives.
Hetalia Fanfic Memes (FFF)
List your top 12 favourite characters in any order.
4. N. Italy
8. S. Italy
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Spain/France...? Lol, bad touch trio (well, duo) really? It would be interesting, but no, I have not. xD
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
HELLA. FU*G HOT. 'Nuff said.
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Austria got Canada pregnant... that... is just really weird. Really.
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Mmm, I don't read Germany fics unless they're with Italy dying... but yes, the one I did read with Italy dying was pretty good.
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Apparently some people think America and Japan do but I, for one... wait, I have to go throw up. >_>;
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
N. Italy/S. Italy or N. Italy/Germany
Ugh man, no question about that. Four/nine, hands down, hands tied, hands whatever. Has to be. >_
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
... If Japan found out that S. Italy and England was in a secret relationship, I think he'd... take pictures. Or just freak out and call Germany. Or N. Italy. Man, I don't even know, and I don't want to.
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
America/Austria? ... Uh...
Following the death of his father, England, and his twin brother, Matthew, America wanders around aimlessly for the purpose of the remainder of his life. However, as he passes by an abandoned warehouse, he comes across a melancholic tune composed by none other than the prestigious Austria.
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
N. Italy and France? Sure, although... I would call it more of a pedophilic story, haha...
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
'Sweet Tomatoes'. Um, LOL, I'm sorry, I just cannot see a Canada/Spain fic in the first place. xD
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
LOL, uhm, Prussia would would abduct America, and leave threatening notes about rape on England's door, causing said person to go ballistic and come crashing in, only to find the two playing video games about killing Brits on awesome fighter jets. LOL...
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Don't have much of a friend list, and my real life friends do not know of Hetalia, so I'll skip this.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Germany songfic... I guess "Die Prinzen - Deutschland" inspired by a YouTube video.
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Erm... I can never seem to make really "mature" fics so it'll probably just be something along the lines of...
Warning: Excessive fluff and jealousy... as well as some completely butchered Mozart pieces.
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
LOL, are you kidding? S. Italy on Spain? That's just... WOW, way too many possibilites.
S. Italy: Your delicious tomatoes aren't the only thing I love about you.
... WOW, did that sound perverted or is that just me?
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
S. Italy/France. Mein gott.
France was always drooling after the Italy brothers; it didn't matter which one he got, as long as he got one. And today was his day.
South Italy strolled along the stream, muttering something about Spain being way too laid-back to ever be a real father. However, in the process of being so engrossed in his angry mumblings, he had neglected to see the rock that jutted out in front of him, until he fell head first into the body of water, spluttering.
"Wh-what the hell was that rock doing there? Damn rock..."
"Oh, mon ami, that was not very smooth of you," France said. "Shall I take you home for a change of clothes?"
South Italy glared at the man, unsure. But when he sneezed, he realized that it would be much worse if he went home cold; he did not need Spain doting on him. Reluctantly, he nodded. "Fine, but try anything funny and your face is going to be the last thing you're going to worry about."
France nodded, not listening. He was already thinking about how he could, ahem, take advantage of the situation.
17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
America and Hungary having... AMERICA and HUNGARY having sex...? ... -barfs- ... If Japan walks in, um, I'm not... even sure what's going to happen. He'd probably ask... what they were doing degrading his bed with unholy acts. Or something of the sort. Lol.
18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
... I never want N. Italy to deflower Canada so this question is null and void.
19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Most likely not. Unless I was somehow struck with this enormous - and I do mean, ENORMOUS - muse to do so.
23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
... "Plus vite, mon amour!"... or something really perverted that I probably will never be able to wrap my head around.
24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Uhm, today, though it was really short. I don't care too much for Spain; I just like the personality.
25. What is Six's super-secret kink?
The hair on his head. You know, Mariazell.
26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Prussia and Germany...? Uhm. LOL. PROBABLY, but they'd have to both be drunk, Germany drunker than his brother. xD
27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
England or Japan? ... Wow, um, I'd have to say England. Wow.
28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"Canada and Germany are in a happy relationship until Germany suddenly runs off with N. Italy. Canada, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Prussia and a brief unhappy affair with Hungary, then follows the wise advice of Spain and finds true love with America."
This is one fu*g messed up fic, but due to my inability to grasp it, I will call it "Tainted Maple". But HAHAHA, my CanadaxAmerica fangirl OTP has been satisfied. YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS.
29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Japan/S. Italy? I would be weirded out. Really. Understatement.
30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Hungary and Canada... um, just like any other relationship where Canada is involved - he would be dominated. Hungary is one scary momma.
31. How about 10 and 1?
Full of forced sex and pedophilia. 'Nuff said.
32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
America and France. Crack. So much crack I'm surprised I'm not even dead from even thinking about it.
33. Is 4 het or slash better?
N. Italy slash is better, specially with Germany.
34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Spain and Prussia? Nope, though bad touch trio fics would be hilarious.
35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Why was Austria afraid of Japan? Because Japan 8 Germany. Er. No comment.
36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
L-lol. Pasta. Hands down. With meatballs and of course tomatoes on the side.
37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Canada would die before getting to that point.
38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
England/Austria or England/America
I am absolutely writhing - WRITHING - in pain as I type my answer, but I would have to go with England/America. The only time the former were together was during the war of Austrian succession, and even then, England ditched him, so lol... I reiterate, I am writhing in pain of this answer. I am loathe to this overdone pairing. >_
39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Austria and Japan? Probably not. Or... Austria would be "distracted"... distracted with music lol.
40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
LMFAO? America and France? LOLOLOL, Beauty and the Beast, with America obviously being Beauty. LOL.
41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
... England or Prussia. I think the answer is too obvious. If not... then it is Prussia, people, Prussia.
42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Japan/Hungary. I cannot, I am sorry. Oh, Every Breath You Take by Sting, haha.
43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
N. Italy/America? Don't think so.
44. How hot would 7/3 be?
England/Japan? I guess... they'd have their moments considering their meeting and the Anglo-Jap alliance but... I am doubtful. xD
45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
If Japan walked in on America and S. Italy performing...? Why the hell does Japan keep walking in on the perverted things? XDDD I think by now he'd just blink and walk right back out as though nothing happened. ...
46. What's 1's secret kink?
HAIRRRR and maple syrup, yo!~
47. How about 12?
... Dunno. Taking yaoi pictures? >_>
48. Or perhaps 10?
I think everything about him and on him is a kink. It's France.
49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Canada/England/Spain... Uhm... "Trilingual Cravings"... or something LOL. They all speak a different language? Haha. So awesome.
50. How about 2/4/6?
America/N. Italy/Austria. Wow. Wow, um... "Hamburgers, Would You Like Musical Pasta With That?" Wtf lol.
51. Or even 7/8/9?
Japan/S. Italy/Germany. "Explosion", because that is what my mind is doing right now. XD
52. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
Canada has a relationship with Austria, but secretly wants America. Austria knows this, and breaks up with Canada to go pursue England, who's with Prussia. Prussia is also with France, however, who's cheating on Prussia with S. Italy. S. Italy finds out, and cheats with Japan, who is, in turn, cheating on N. Italy. Canada pursues America, who just broke up with Spain, who's now after Germany. Canada gives up on this, and ends up with Hungary, while Austria finally ends up with England.
Wtf is this mindf*? Even Canada doesn't end up with America, at least America's not with England. S'all good. >.>
53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
Austria/Japan. Uhm... "Oriental Desperados"... lol?
54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
If S. Italy and Canada became canon, I'd go douse my head in hydrochloric acid.
55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Germany/America? Man, there wouldn't be one. The bed would be destroyed in their sexual domination contests. xD...
56. What if it was 3 and 9?
England/Germany... England would be whipped. Repeatedly.
57. 4 and 9?
N. Italy/Germany? OH MY GOD LOL. WELL, one would SAY Germany, but he'd be nice and let Italy top. C'mon guys, imagination. 8)
58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
59. Or 2 het?
60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Spain/Germany. ... Uhm, maybe later. XD
61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
America/Germany/Japan. Yes, just give me the hard questions, why don't you?
Germany and Japan are celebrating their win against the long-deserving superpower in WWIII. America lies in the rubble of his destroyed home, sinking into depression as the reality crashes around him. Germany and Japan decide to rub this in just a little more.
Lol, I am a sadist.
62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
England as freaking Harry Potter with a scar and scarf. Japan as a huge mochi. LOL.
63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
Prussia and Hungary? Yeah, only a few. I'm not the biggest fan of them so I don't go looking.
64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Someone who can't take a joke. Oh, and me because I barely got my CanxAm. Dx
Special Credits and Mentions (GGG)
I would like to thank wintermuffler here; she is a good friend of mine and is very supportive of my fics (or else). Of course, thank you to my other reviewers as well. You are all my inspiration to keep writing and I love you all very much!
I would like to thank Kira from the forum Pokemon Far and Wide for this. It is the most beautiful and cutest work I have ever seen, and it has skyrocketed my CanadaxAmerica OTP fandom. THANK you so much for this.
I would like to thank callous-enigma here; she's also another good friend of mine, and also my fangirl of sorts. I've known her for a while and she's also quite supportive of my fics (again, or else), so I thank you for that!
Random Drabble (HHH)
Others... nothin' much! Just feel free to drop me some reviews or messages, and I shall try my darnedest to answer them ASAP!
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