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Author has written 13 stories for Greek Mythology, Misc. Tv Shows, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Terra Nova, Wrestling, Once Upon a Time, and Mortal Instruments.

My avatar is Hunter Hayes, cuz I wanted it to be.

TMI dream cast:

Clary Fray: Lily collins

Jace Herondale: Alex Pettyfer

Simon Lewis: Logan Lerman

Isabelle Lightwood: Megan fox

Magnus bane: Adam lambert

Alec Lightwood: Ben Barnes


NAME: Daciana

HAIR: Black, mid-back length waves, i tend to help them curl though

EYES: ice blue but not really angry, just, ice blue

AGE: 13

GENDER: Female

HEIGHT: 'bout 5' 9" with my orthodics.

WEIGHT: 120 even (it's all muscle)



HOBBIES: reading, singing, chewing on ice, soccer, and ballet

FAVORITE THINGS: books, and soccer balls

BOOKS: Percy Jackson, Warriors, Mortal Instruments, and The Kane Chronicles.

ANIMAL: Penguins, and cats


MOVIES: hp7 pt2, Grown Ups, Soul Surfer(one of the best movies I've seen in a long time)

TV SHOWS: Stars earn stripes, Grimm, 48 Hours


OTHER: What does that even mean???

PERSONALTY: funloving

HAPPY: Sometimes 2/3 of me.

SAD: The other 1/3 of me.

ANGRY: I really don't-oh, wait, there's that one time, and that other time, then there was the time I blew up that gas station...


QUIET: Hell NO!!!

FUNNY: Well am I???

SENSITIVE: Sometimes...

UNSURE: A lot of the time!

ME ON FANFICTION: Please review!! I will respond to every PM you send me as well, and will answer any questions. Also, if you want me to read any of your stories and review, I might.

TAKEN or SINGLE: Single.

- 50 Q’s w/ My Answers -

have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What would you buy?

Mini donuts, bubble gum(has to be classic bubble), a cherimoya punch sobe, and sour patch kids.

2.If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?

electric eel

3. Who's your favourite redhead?

Clary!!!! Duh!!!

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

I don't have an IHOP where I live

5. Last book you read?

I'm reading the City of Fallen Angels

6. Describe your mood with one word.


7. Describe the last time you were injured.

hurt my ankle, in fact IT STILL HURTS!!!

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

Ady or katie or maddie

9. Rock concert or symphony?


10. What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone?

its my ipod touch, Blake Sheltons Honey Bee cover

11. Favourite soft drink?


12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

a black tank with a leather Harley vest over it

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be?

a harley

14. Most recent film you have watched in theatres?

Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part two (I cried like a baby)

15. Name an actor/actress/singer/cartoon character you have had a crush on:

Blake Shelton (yes I know he's 30 I don't care!!!!)

16. What's your favourite kind of cake?

chocolate chip cake

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

veggie burger ( I'm vegetarian or really pescatarian(pm me if u don't know what that is))

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

a hula hoop

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?


20. Favourite toy as a child?

Fred the Frog

21. Do you buy your food at the store?

I can't drive yet

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?


23. When's the last time you had gummy worm

a long time ago

24. What's your favourite fruit?


25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

I suck at cartwheels

26. Do you like running long distances?


27. Have you ever eaten snow?

uh, duh

28. What colour are your bedsheets?

white w/ flower buds

29. What's your favourite flower?

The tiger lily

30. Do you do ballet?

of course

31. Do you listen to classical music?


32. What is the 1st TV theme song that pops in your head?

wonder pets, sad huh

33. Do you watch SpongeBob?

that stupid show?! hell no!!

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

I don't know!! do I look like i keep track of these things!!!

35. Do people consider you smart?

I'm college leveled reader and am considered a nerd

36. How many piercings do you have?


37. Are you signed on AIM?

Don't even know what the hell that is

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together

I'm not that stupid! Okay, maybe I am...Yes, I have, Super Glue, wasn't pretty

39. How do you feel about your family?

I love em but sibligs are as annoying as hell!!

40. Do you have an iPod?

Yeah, a touch

41. What time do you go to bed?

On school nights, about 9:00, on weekends, as late as possible

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

I listen to the radio

43. What film do you know every line to?


44. What is your favourite salad dressing?

ranch, I know boring but it's good

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

contacts that make my eyes either bright blue, bright grenn or look like cats eyes

46. What family member/friend lives the furthest away from you?

My grandpa lived in texas, he died

47. Do you like hugs?

yeah they're okay

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach:

riding on the biggest wooden roller coaster in the world (it's true just look it up, Timber Terror in Silverwood)

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

I have a very simple name

50. Do you watch football?

Hell no!! Soccer all the way baby!!

You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (YESSS!)

You write fan fictions about the book. (what do you think this account is for?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (yeah!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (sometimes, my friends got amused at first, but after I did it five times, they got annoyed.)

Everything reminds you of the book. (yes)

You quote random lines all the time. (yes)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yes)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (no, but I have a bunch in my computer desktop)

You've got a book memorized. (yes I read it so much that I just start to memorize sentences, then paragraphs, then chapters, and then books. My mom was surprised and amused when I forgot to bring my book (City of glass) to read it to my Grandma's, so I just said it by memory)

You've read a book more than five times. (Five? I've read it more than fifteen.)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (yes)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no... well, sometimes, if it's a character I really like (R.I.P Tonks, Fred, Remus, Snape, Lily, Bellatrix, etc.!) (and Jace, but he was brought back to life)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Of course, I'm going to murder Clary and steal Jace!)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (yes)

Your idol is a character from a book (yeah, while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, I look up to book characters and authors).

I am a book addictand proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

If you cried like a baby when Harry looked through Snape's memories in the deathly hallows part 2 and are not afraid to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you immediatly went in after seeing hp7 pt2 and searched Snape and Lily copy and paste this to your profile!

If you became a supporter of Snape/Lily after the deathly hallows copy and paste this to your profile.


If you were extremly mad when the casting for Jace was announced and it wasn't Alex Pettyfer copy and paste this to your profile!!!

If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Severus Snape died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and are not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you liked Snape (or at least honor him) after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, (250!? I've read a 450 in less than one day!) copy and paste this into your profile

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, (two days (holla!)) copy and paste this on your profile

If you counted how many days were left for Harry Potter 7 Part 2 to come out, copy/paste this on your profile

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. (Including me! =D)

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I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with magic, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

My fav quotes from... well, anywhere.

"Listening to the news? Again?"
"Well yes, it tends to change everyday." -Harry Potter

"Cee lo probably told y'all to DUET not DO-IT." - Blake Shelton - the voice on Emily and Curtis kissing.

"usually I'm remarkably good natured, try me on any day that doesn't end in y" - Jace - city of ashes

"Your Ragnor Fell? The warlock?"
"Well I'm certinly not Ragnor Fell the exotic dancer, now am I?" - sebastion and magnus city of glass

"yeah Christina's a bit of a redneck."
"Uh, Blake, she's right over there I'd watch out if I were you, you might see a shoe come flying into the frame" - Blake Shelton and Carson Daly - the voice video exclusive

"With great power, comes great need to take a nap." -Nico de Angelo

"I'm not going to call myself the god of verticly challenged people, I'm a dwarf" - Bes - throne of fire

"well, how about that, a guy attends the funeral of his nine-year-old brother and misses all the fun" - Jace - City of Glass

"Odd how easily you can forget your hand is on fire" - Sadie - throne of fire

"There's a thin line between sarcasm and down-right hostility, and you seem to have crossed it. What's up?" - Jace - City of Bones

"How dare he kiss me without permission!" - Sadie - throne of fire

"Simon is NOT dimwitted."
"It's true he just looks dimwitted. Really his intelligence is quite average" - Clary and Jace - City of Bones

"The chasm was filled with something bubbling and red, I wondered what it was. Blood? Lava? Evil kechtup?" - Sadie - The red pyramid

"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, and god help the poor bastard who wants to take a bath with the ducky" - Jace - City of Bones

"But why is all the rum gone!?" - Jack Sparrow

"I liked you better when you were unconscious."

••) .•).•.•) .•) (.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that HAD , DIED, or is living with cancer

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

When I die, I'm going to haunt the * out of you people!

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my frikkin rum!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

When you say I'm weird, I laugh because I knew that wayyyy before you did.

Your just jealous 'cause we act stupid in public and people still love us!

Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems!

I'm not weird, your just to normal

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons . . .
make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR)
squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% )

Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!
Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.

Man: I'd like to knock you up baby
Woman: And I'd like to knock you on your a$$

this is hilarious, if you thought so as well copy and paste this to your profile (and btw the very last one is of my own creation)

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile (It's as obvious as it gets!!!!!!!)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

( o.o )
(U U )

This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be stupid, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a
nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a punk so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a
crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese,
loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate
every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea
and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be
responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies
and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideaology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears
at one mistake.

Ugh why must people think others need a stereotype all the bold ones are me in the first way but not the second

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LucilliaAL

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your heads off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

93% of american teens would have a severe emotinal break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 that would ask,"What was your first clue?" Then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this
(o)on your page
if you like music

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Apparently 98 percent of kids have tried weed. If you are the only other person in the world who thinks cinnamon sticks are better, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages." yeah, okay, now where's that juice I'm taking to the game

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" I should hope!

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" Hmmmm :/

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." yeah I'm just, ya know, gonna let my kid drink the stuff

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." Hmm, where's the ice cream topping? oh, this looks good! sure it smells revolting, but let's see how it tastes and I'm just gonna ignore the label that say "HAIR DYE"

Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" No, it's gonna make me WIDE awake

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" really I thought it would only do it in the daytime

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." Hmm, I wonder what would happen if...

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." Really I thought electronics and water mixed?!

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." awww, I thought it would be dry!!!

Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" Hello! that's the only friggin time people have to do their hair!!!

On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regular soap" okay and that would be?

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" got it, I'll just eat it now

Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)- "Do not turn upside down" A little late don'tcha think?

Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." No, I was expecting it to be cold

Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." Again that's the only time I have to do it!

Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary." we could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we could just keep those five-year-olds off the fork-lifts

Korean kicthen knife: "Keep out of children." I would hope!!!

Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." so where can't I use it?

Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." what other uses would that be?

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." *gasp* no, Really!?!?

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Step three: change airlines.

Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly." so would the Batman costume make me fly?

Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." I wonder why?

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (These are just the ones I remember doing. And I'm sure I'll do some of the other ones someday in my life)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer (it wasn't even my blow dryer...)
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (I wasn't the one blow drying my hair!)
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Amber: The Bible says to always be prepared.
Fabian: Amber...that's the boy scouts... (House of Anubis)

Fabian: That was seriously scary. It's eyes were glowing and looking at me and ugh!
Nina: Don't worry. I won't tell anyone the painting of a little girl made you so scared you screamed.
Fabian: I didn't scream. (House of Anubis)

Nina: Fabian you got it!
Jerome: Got what?
Fabian: Looks, brains, charms. You know, all those things you don't have Jerome (House of Anubis)

Fabian: Why are you dressed as a duck?
Amber: I'm a canary
Fabian: A canary dressed as a duck? (House of Anubis)


About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise, David was gone, that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "She was pushed" or "They pushed her down a sewer" Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

The WHOLE story of the Girl who was pushed (Aka) THEY HURT HER( Poor Carmen)

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

sugar is sweet,

and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,

the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl is empty,

And so is your head

If you can't;

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, Blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Good friend Vs. Best friend

a good friend will comfort you when he rejects you

a best friend will go up to him and say "it's because you're gay isn't it?" (no offence intended to anyone!)

a good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you

a best friend will pass him in the hall and whisper "seven days"

a good friend helps you find your prince

a best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you

a good friend will help you move

a best friend will help you move the bodies

a good friend will bail you out of jail

a best friend will be in the cell right next to you saying "That was AWESOME!! lets do it again!"

a good friend will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing

a best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

a good friend will help you learn to drive

a best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

a good friend will help you up when you fall

a best friend will point and laugh because they're the ones who tripped you[me]

a good friend will go to a concert with me

a best friend will help me kidnap the band

a good friend asks you for your number

a best friend asks you for their number

a good friend will hide you from the cops

a best friend is probably the reason they're after you

a good friend lets you make an idiot out of yourself in public

a best friend is up there with you making an idiot out of herself/himself too

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.


None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart--super funny--

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."

5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"

8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"

10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"

11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them

14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice

15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts

16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens

18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap

20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor

21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation

24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."

25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...

26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it

27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."

28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song

29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"

30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming

31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?

32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles

33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them

34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out 35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"

36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room

38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"

39. TP as much of the store as possible

40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal

41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."

42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke

43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off

44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day

45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department

46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom

47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"

48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens

49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts 50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners

51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!

52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night 5

53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras

54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand

55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face 5

56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by

57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken 59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"

60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"

61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name

62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters

63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans

64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again

65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you

66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!

67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing

68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"

69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head

70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"

71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"

72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.

73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."

74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.

75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song

76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store

77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead

78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you

79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles

80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."

81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down

82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham

83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags

84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle 85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions

86. Swing on the half price banners

87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed

88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty 89. Hold Barbie for ransom

90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"

91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart

92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"

93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"

94. Do your own radio show over the intercom

95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask

96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up

97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!

98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you

99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over

101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund

102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby

103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."

104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded

105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items

106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"

107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"

108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"

109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit

110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"

111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around

112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"

113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around

114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."

115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married

116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"

117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in

118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.

119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.

121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.

122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart

124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things

125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.

126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.

127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.

128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.

130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.

132. Light a match under a sprinkler

133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.

134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.

135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.

136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"

137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.

138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

139. start hitting on the mannequins.

140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.

141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.

142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.

143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.

144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"

145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.

146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"

147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"

148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel

149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!

150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"

151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.

152. Ask for Goat Milk

153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.

154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"

155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people

156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"

157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"

158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"

159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!

160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.

161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"

162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"

163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.

164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker! 1

65. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins

166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.

167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.

168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.

169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face

170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.

171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.

172. Start playing the violin. 173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!" 174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.

175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.

176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum

177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"

178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily

179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.

180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.

181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically

182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"

183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"

184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff

185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.

186. Walk around in a court jester costume

187. Run at people with a pitch fork

188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack

189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them 190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."

191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"

192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people

193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'

194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.

195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day

196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals

197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera

198. Yell curse words at people

199. Knock down as many displays as you can

200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.

201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people

202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away

203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"

204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle

205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces

206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"

207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.

208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.

209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.

210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.

211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"

212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.

213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.

214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"

215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"

216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock

217. Tap dance through the store

218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican

219. Rip open every package you see

220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.

221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)

222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."

223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.

224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"

225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.

226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"

227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.

228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.

229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.

230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.

231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.

232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target

233. Throw a party in a busy isle

234. Test drive lawn mowers

235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store

236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around

237. Carry a bomb and make it explode

238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it

239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager

240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by

241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"

242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.

243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar

244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"

245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers

246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)

247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.

248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"

249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"

250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it

251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"

252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda

253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"

254. Order a pizza from the cashier

255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred

256. Start a food fight

257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"

258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.

259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you

260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt

261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"

262. Flip off the manager

263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...

264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"

265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"

266. Throw a dance party

267. Write on the floors

268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.

269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.

270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.

271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.

272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"

273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.

274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.

275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"

276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.

277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!

278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.

279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase

280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra

281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.

282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow

283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks

284. Flirt with the manager's husband

285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.

286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil

287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"

288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...

289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in

290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."

291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.

292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"

293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)

294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.

295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)

296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"

297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"

298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"

299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint

300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"

301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas

302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey

303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar

304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.

305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.

306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!"

307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.

308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.

309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"

310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.

311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."

312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"

313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them.

314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"

315. Spit in the manager's face

316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad

317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."

318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt

319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles

320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"

321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"

322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"

323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people

324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance

325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"

326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.

327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"

328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.

329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"

330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.

331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"

332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.

333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!


X Black is one of your favourite colors.

X You have thought about death. (Yeah, but im not the one dying.)

X You wear chains.

X You like heavy metal.

X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

X You have worn black lipstick.

X Your hair was/is dark.

X You dislike preps.

x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.


X You can skateboard

x you’ve worn plaid.

X You like Converse.

X You hate MTV.

X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)

x you dislike pink.

X You hate/dislike preps.

X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 8

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.

X You love jeans.

X Dogs are better than cats.

X its hilarious when people get hurt.

X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.

X Sad movies suck.

X You own/Ed an X-Box. ( i can kick my friends butt on it)

X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (but really? Who doesnt wanna be a firefighter?!)

X You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega.

X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

X You watch sports on TV.

X Gory movies are cool.

X You go to your dad for advice.

X You own like a trillion baseball caps.

X You like going to high school football games.

X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

X Baggy pants are cool to wear. (No, they aren't cool, they are comfy, my friend calls me Mr.Bean - WTH- when I wear them so...yeah)

X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

X Sports are fun.

X Talk with food in your mouth.

X Sleep with your socks on at night. ( WOAH, wait a minute. Only guys wear socks when they sleep? )

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When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, Who the hell drank half of my friggin rum.

My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude,it's an ART

My attiention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.

What is this 'kindness'you speach of?

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I intend to live forever or die trying!

'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much more sophisticated, don't you think?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prision bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never wound what can kill you.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.

A wise man once said: "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet touch the floor when you get out of bed in the morning the Devil thinks: "Oh, crud! She's up!"

Forgive your enemies, is messes with their heads.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horrably wrong.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

Your a great friend. But if zombies are chaseing us, I'm triping you.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

I know who I am... your approval is not needed.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random!

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

If at least 3 of your favourite characters have died, turned evil or left, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list along with the characters. SiriusDoctorWhoHoney329 (Sirius, Remus, Fred, Tonks, Murtagh, Lex Luthor, Riku, Spike, Atem, yeah, I'm really cursed, I'll update if I think of more), XObeautifulXdisasterXO (Charlie Pace, Adam, Will Turner, Cee, Claire Littleton, Sun, Rachel, Desmond?) Obiwanlivesforever (Padme, Shmi, Qui-Gon, Boba Fett, Beru Lars, Owen Lars, Bultar Swan, Kit Fisto, Anakin Skywalker, Boromir, Norrington, Governor Swann, probably Gillette, Edinburgh Trader dudes, Cedric, Colin, Lupin, Cypher, Warlock, Illyana (left and died), Prim, Cinna, Foxface, Madge, Maysilee, Finnick, Lavinia, Darius, Castor, Wiress, Bonnie, Twill, Boggs, Cecelia – but not Obi-Wan, ‘cause Obi-Wan lives forever) InkWeaverabc (Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Anakin, Murtagh, Will Turner, Farid (sort of left) I may think of more) TheOnlyMarauderette (Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Dobby, Brom, Murtagh - NOOO! Murtagh, how could you?- Prim, Rue, Finnick, Cinna, Qui-Gon, Padme, Silena, Beckendorf, Luke, Mr. Bliss, Tanith -you fans know what I mean *nudge nudge* end of 5th book *nudge nudge*-)bonifacio16, SymetricallyObsessed (Sirus, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Prim, Rue, Cinna, Will Turner, Elizibeth Swan, Flosam, Himalaya, Quentin, Anakin, Padme, Boromir, Boba Fett, Tanith Low (Way to piss me off Derek Landy) and too many others to count), Harley Girls RULE (Bellatrix-cuz she was awesome- Snape-Noooooo how could you do that to him?!?!- Jace -Really C.C. you had to turn him evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Sebastian- he was seriously cool, C.C. how could you?!-Bes-Three words: He Was Awesome... STUPID KNUFRI MOON PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and probably several others that I'm too lazy to think of right now)

-90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing (or dont know what the hell MySpace is), copy and paste this to your Profile

-93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, IfOnly48, Hendie, HermesPotter, SymetricallyObsessed, Harley Girls RULE

-Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have no idea what people are talking about yet you pretend that you do, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

You say vampires, I say Shadowhunters!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say Alex Pettyfer!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Clary and Jace!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Jace!
You say Bella, I say Clary!
You say Jacob, I say Alec!
You say Forks, I say The NYC Institute!

If you're a proud nerd, geek or dork, in any sense of the word, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, larkgrace, gingerroot15, AthenaPrincess47, The Girl In The Pointe Shoes

-My Mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and its gone

-Don't take life to seriously. No one gets out alive

-I'm not random, i just have many tho.. OH A SQUIRREL

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly

-Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back,boyfriend/girlfriends stab you in the heart, and best friends only poke each other with straws.

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your money or I'll kill you.

Congrations!your wish would come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully... this could be very rewarding.

If you repost this in the next 5 min. something major that yove been wanting will happen.

"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."

List your favorite PJATO/HOO/Both characters in no particular order, 1-12













Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? do you want to? ArtemisKronos? ohh the horror

Can you recall any fics about nine? uhhh... nope

Would two and six make a good couple? Why/Why Not? Clarisse and Artemis? no way!!!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? neither

What would happen if Seven walked in on two and twelve kissing? she'd scream, shoot Kronos them run away as fast as she can to die of horror

Is there anything such as One/Eight fluff? I sure hope not *shudders*

A title and summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic: uhhhhh... yeah I got nuthin.

Do any of your friend write/draw eleven? nope

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? DO NOT READ!! I WAS PROBABLY HALF-ASLEEP WHEN I WROTE THIS!!!!

When was the last time you read/wrote a fic about five? a looooonnnng time ago

5 and 12 are in a happy realtionship until 5 dumps 12 for 3. Brokenhearted, 12 has a date with 6, an unhappy breakup with 8, and follows the wise advice of 9 and finds true love with 10.

Grover and Kronos are in a happy relationship until Grover dumps Kronos for Thalia. Brokenhearted, Kronos has a date with Artemis, an unhappy breakup with Percy, and follows the wise advise of Chiron and finds true love with Typhon.(k this is just messed up

What would you title that story if you made it real? What would the warning be? "The day Aphrodite made mistakes" "WARNING: DO NOT READ UNDER ANY CURCUMSTANCES!!!!!!!!"

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): dacizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and animal): Black Eagle

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Mardarup

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Lime Green Red Bull

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, last letter of your moms middle name): Araole

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Evvine

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bomb

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Pineapple Explosions

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Black Corset

10.YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and your street name): Angelique Nia

11. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your nose): Daciana (I have good aim)

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I playrock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!

The universe is laughing behind your back.

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.

A paper should be like a mini skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep it interesting.

If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Basic research is what I'm doing, when I don't know what I'm doing.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

I like work, It fascinates me! I can sit and look at it for hours.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I'm not sure what's wrong... But it's probably your fault!

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Sometimes I just sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

The number one problem in our country is apathy, but who cares!

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true.

The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).

I'm smiling. This should scare you.

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

What you do on your own time's just fine. My imagination's much worse, I just never want to know.

Everyone says I'm a blonde at heart. But my hearts not blonde.

Deep down I'm a very shallow person.

Patrick: I'm mad. Spongebob: Why's that? Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

If a stranger offers you a piece of candy, take two and run

If a stranger offers you candy take it and say thank you because candy is expensive these days, and if they tell you to get in their car do it because petol is also expensive and one should always try to carpool.

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.

If worms had guns, birds wouldn't mess with them.

I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting.

My parents almost lost me as a child, but they didn't take me far enough into the woods.

Every one has a list of problems and issues. But I am #1 on everyone's list.

We're all given some sort of skill in life. Mine just happens to be annoying people.

If I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails.

Assassins Inc. We aim to please.

Get plenty of sleep. Be kind to your mind. You'll miss it when it's gone.

Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much. You're not that good.

Dance, even if you have to warn others to get out of the way first.

Intelligent doesn't have to mean educated. And Creative doesn't have to mean talented.

Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects).

The funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything you its too late for you to stop reading it you Idiot

I didn't vote and I didn't die! HaHa :P. Diddy!

Nostradamus predicted you'd be a loser.

The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*

High on life- and glue!

Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.

This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes dangerous things. I suggest you run from Bob.

DO NOT DISTURB, evil genius at work

Hello. I have the urge to kill.

Angry people need hugs or sharp objects

I know kung fu and 50 other dangerous words.

Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it.

Love your enemies, it pisses them off.

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

Don’t mess with me! I have a stick!

Think of gingerbread men: are they delicious holiday treats or just another way for children to show off their cannibalism?

Ha ha! I don’t get it.

We’re all gonna die, but I have a helmet.

No trespassing! Violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

My eraser will kick your eraser’s ass!

I’m not weird, I’m gifted.

Life called… you failed.

Its better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

Sheep are just demented sticks of candy floss

I can't remember if it's time for your medication or mine.

Ponder This...

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? shouldn't we call itsomething like the early morning?

If you built/lit a fire in an igloo would the igloo melt?

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and your grandparents, Grandpa and grandma.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandparents, GRAMPS! and Gramz!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read&ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

pause she slid off the bed and padded across the room. (Cassie Clare, Clockwork Prince)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

picture on my wall of Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert kissing

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?


4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

country radio

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

half hour ago, walking across my backyard

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Blake Shelton's twitter page (he writes some crazy shit! check it out man!)

9. What are you wearing?

highlighter colored soccer jersey with 18 on the back, a pair of shorty shorts, and black Cons

10. Did you dream last night?

Yea, I was at a Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert concert, meeting them

11. When did you last laugh?

At one of Blake's tweets

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Awindow, Shelton and Lambert posters, bright blue zebra stripes

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My friend Ady's family

14. What do you think of this quiz?


15. What is the last film you saw?

White Chicks

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

a trip to Greece, Rome, and Egypt. And... a day with Blake Shelton and my role model Miranda Lambert

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I wanna be a Homocide Detective

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

end war, in turn ending hunger, in turn making everyone happy =D

19. Do you like to dance?

Done ballet for 10 years

20. George Bush:

He can go die in the hole he dug the country that he left Obama to fill

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Jace Angelique (Moon Angel)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jace Micheal

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?


A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes

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Be My Poison by kolorfulk reviews
After Clarissa Morgenstern lost herself in drugs, alcohol, and anorexia problems, her parents Jocelyn and Valentine decided to ship her away to the Shadow Institute, a boarding school. Full summary inside. AH/AU Infernal Devices Crossover—A little OOC at
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,907 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/15/2020 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Clary F.
Elegant Script and Blue Pen by KrystalRose92 reviews
When Clarissa is five she is asked to write to a pen pal for the year, she does but after the year is over they continue to write to one another, now that her pen pal is moving to her city, her school, her life is about to change forever. AU AH Maybe OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,126 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 7/21/2020 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Elegant Sickness and Blue Clothes by KrystalRose92 reviews
SEQUEL TO ELEGANT SCRIPT AND BLUE PEN! Clary's life is about to change forever, both she and Jace have been battling their feelings for one another, neither one thinking themselves worthy of the other. Now with this news, they will have to spend more time together, do feelings go away or will they finally give in?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/21/2020 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Uneasy Path by fireandarose reviews
UPDATE: HOW TO READ THROUGH CHAPTER 10 AND FURTHER! "She is too old," and the sorrow is back again, "to travel back and forth. ... But she may stay, and accompany you back to Narnia. But only she." Lucy/Caspian, AU end to VotDT NEW PART UP: The return to Ramandu's island.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,618 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie
It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time by Livin4Christ reviews
...or Reasons Why Tony and Clint Shouldn't Drink Together. One-shot series. No Slash. Chapter 78 Requested- The conclusion of "Bucky Bear," "Two Turkeys Are Not Better Than One."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 154,990 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Lost and Found by mamaXunicorn reviews
Emma is sent on a search to find Gold's son and finds much more than she bargained for.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,472 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 12/18/2012 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] - Complete
Wedding Bells or Moving Boxes by KelbyWoo14 reviews
AU season 6. Told from the perspective of Kate Beckett. What happens after Castle proposes to Beckett in season 5? Does she take the job? Does she say yes? Find out here. Some cases and lots of fluff between Beckett and Castle.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 71,264 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Rick C., Kate B., Alexis C., Martha R.
Unwritten by caffinate-me reviews
One of the last things true crime writer Richard Castle expected when he took a meeting with convicted murderer Kate Beckett was to be sent on a quest for proof of her innocence, the other was to fall in love with her. A Castle AU. Written 2012. Revised 2016.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,822 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
The Girl Down the Hall by AddieBlake reviews
A different AU story about if Derek lived only a few doors down from Meredith at college. Mixture of characters will make appearances, and potential interwinding storylines with the show. First time writer, hope you enjoy!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 125,416 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Meredith G., Derek S.
The Child's Name by Rose Lupus reviews
Rumpelstiltskin snatches a young Emma from her foster care home to manipulate her parents in a different world and time . He returns her, but there's a consequence he didn't forsee. Emma now knows exactly where she belongs, and she's heading to Storybrooke - 24 years ahead of schedule.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 27,604 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
Kidnapping by Bbolt14 reviews
Completely AU story. What would happen if Kate and Rick met when his child is kidnapped. Set in the past.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,278 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Talk You Down by HElizabethG reviews
6-year-old Meredith goes to her neighbors house with a broken arm. From then on Carolyn Shepherd promises to take care of the lonely girl. After that, it's her son who promises the same thing for eternity. But will she give him the chance to? AU MerDer.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,911 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Derek S., Meredith G.
Mercurial by Druid Moon reviews
A series of meetings between the mad and the lonely.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,149 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Emma S. - Complete
Love Games by SolidScriptJess reviews
Clary is the It girl at her high school. Jace is the bad-boy no one touches unless they want their heart broken. Both are playing the game of love. But when dared to ask out Clary, will the two end up giving up their game—or worse—make it a competition?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,549 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Iron Man Knows All by PercyJacksonTheAwesome reviews
While Natasha was undercover pretending to work for him, Tony always wondered why she didn't fall for him. She didn't swoon at his feet like all the other women. Was there already a man in her life? It took all the events of 'The Avengers' to happen before he finally figured it out. Post Avengers. Told from the POV of the hilarious Tony Stark. Rated T to be safe. R&R!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,633 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Benny's Boy by JDWrites101 reviews
[Sequel to Benny's Baby] Following a nasty break up both Benny and Erica agree that a life together and having a son was never meant to be. When an urgent message from Ethan and Sarah arrives requesting their immediate presence in London the two are forced to put aside their differences when they run into someone who not only can't exist, but shouldn't. Erica/Benny Ethan/Sarah
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,603 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Benny W., Erica] [Ethan M., Sarah]
Deceit, Desires and Dark Temptations by Charmingly-Evil reviews
What happened if David was consumed by lust that night at Regina's house? Regina creates a plan to finally destroy Snow White and leave her heartbroken. But what she never intended for was love. Could this plan be a second chance in disguise? Based on episode 20. Evil Charming: Regina/David
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,249 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, David N./Prince Charming
A Curse Altered by FantasyBladeAncient reviews
Rumplestiltskin learns Belle is alive before the curse is cast, causing him to modify it so that Regina suffers the fate she would hate the most: being best friends with the mayor of Storybrooke, Mary Margaret Nolan! It also brings Neal and Emma to Storybrooke 10 years earlier where Emma makes an instant connection with the mayor. (Swanfire, Snowing, Rumbelle, Sleeping Warrior)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,329 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
Golden Bear The real story of Goldilocks by Tonksbeybey reviews
What if Goldilocks had stayed with the three bears for several years? And for what reason do Mr and Mrs Bear decide to make a deal with Rumpelstiltskin? And most of importance: To what prize? Just a little story I made up about one of Rumpel's possible deals.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Gepetto/Marco - Complete
Little Hawk by shaneequa reviews
Stark finds someone in the Tower he doesn't mind sharing his favorite cereal with; a Black Widow fanatic whose eyes scream Barton. aka A little Barton running around Avengers Tower hungry.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Behind Enemy Lines by MusicalGirl97 reviews
Takes place after 1x11. General Sebastian Monroe has a problem, one that's been haunting him ever since his best friend's betrayal. What would happen to the Republic if he were to die? Charlie Matheson wants revenge for her brother's death, but when she is captured by the very man she wants to kill, what will she do to survive?
Revolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,144 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Charlie M., Bass M.
You Saved Me by MerDerDestiny reviews
When Derek's sister dies suddenly, he agrees to grief counseling. He meets Meredith at the first session he attends. I do not own Grey's Anatomy, or any of its characters.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,108 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Derek S., Meredith G. - Complete
I Want it All by Cofkett reviews
" I miss you, Kate." "Oh, shh, Babe," she said, stroking his hair, " it's ok. I understand. I miss working with you, too. But don't you think... don't you think it's amazing?" "What's amazing?" he asked. "Our story," she replied. - - 2013 Ficathon entry. Warning: Spoilers in reviews. Note: Main genre is crime . Cover art by dtrekker. Season 6 AU. Rated T until chapter 21.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,631 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Rick C., Kate B., Javier E., Lanie P.
Honor thy Father by DaesGatling reviews
COMPLETE What if Gold was the one that raised Emma? And what if Regina was slightly affected by the curse so that she didn't realized the daughter that Mr. Gold adopted as his own was the savior and right in front of her nose ? AU. Warning: Character Deaths. Avatar Credit: abbas-ragamuffin.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 137 - Words: 458,510 - Reviews: 3805 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Jefferson/Mad Hatter - Complete
First to 1000 by Turretwithaview reviews
"So, you think you can out-tag me Detective? Let me warn you, I beat Alexis to 1000 and she was trained by the best … me!"
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Kate B., Rick C.
Trembling Tears by LoserLikeSkeeter reviews
How far will Emma go to save Graham?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman, Emma S.
Love Did Not Wait For Kate Beckett by gleekymcgrey reviews
"You turned me down. I had to move on, Kate." Castle said softly, as if his words were going to break her. And by the feeling of it, she might; because it was over. {Castle moves on and is a serious-as-a-heart-attack relationship with a woman that isn't Beckett. Kate, on the other hand, is still very madly in love} Spoilers at play. [ENTRY FOR CASTLE FICATHON 2013]
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,564 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Four Letters by wolfergirl reviews
Chapter 24: Cake. Birthday chapter for Prim-Rue94 :D Oneshots based on four letter words following Caskett's family life.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,758 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Rick C., Kate B.
The Hamptons by jabamiah reviews
To celebrate Rick's birthday, Kate, Lanie, Ryan, Jenny and Esposito are invited to spend the weekend at Castle's manor, in the Hamptons. They were supposed to have fun and relax far from Manhattan, but sometimes, nothing happens as expected. One weekend. And everything changes. Middle of season 4. Caskett, Esplanie, all the cast.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 84,183 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Complete
Our Imperfect Love by andyouwillneverknow reviews
ALEX AND JO: Alex and Jo meet in a foster home. They become fast friends and Alex even considers her to be a younger sister. After she grows up to be a woman will his vision of her change? Or will he continue to see her like a sister despite her obvious flirtations? Jo Wilson is not yet a listed character.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Alex K.
They Don't Know by soaper410 reviews
Deacon/Rayna throughout the first season...my take.
Nashville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,877 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Rayna J., Deacon C.
The 52nd Hunger Games an SYOT by lexelial reviews
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,921 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
Five Little Monkeys by bamboo72498 reviews
After trying to get pregnant for a long time, Rick Castle and Kate Beckett get help and finally have that little Castle baby everyone is always talking about. *Disclamor* Not mine all characters you recognize belong to Marlowe and CO; those you don't recognize are all mine
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,625 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Trouble in the Kingdom by Aerilon452 reviews
Sequel to FINDING BELLE. It's 20 years later and trouble is brewing in the kingdom while Sorsha, the daughter of Rumpelstiltskin and Belle, fights to keep her affair with Henry, the Crowned Prince secret. Belle and Rumpelstiltskin will have to face nearly losing their daughter to an old enemy.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Coming Home by Liv Wilder reviews
S6 opening fic. Mild spoilers. "Javi, I can't come back. I have my work here and…" she sighs, lowering her voice. "We agreed on a break. I just—It's too soon," she tells him, embarrassed to admit what a screw-up she's made of everything; the fairytale romance so many people were gambling their happy ending on turned to ordinary shit by her hand.'
Castle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 151,933 - Reviews: 2485 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
It Only Grows Stronger in Time by eternallystarcrossed2010 reviews
"True love never dies, it only grows stronger in time"-All Lucy had to do to return to Narnia was tell someone about Narnia- someone who would believe her. But returning is wasn't as simple as expected, but who expected a certain King to steal her heart?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,423 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X
Everything in its Season by DaesGatling reviews
With the right questions, Rumpelstiltskin easily got all the information he wanted from this so called 'Savior'; Everything but her name, which he took as a personal challenge to get her to tell. AU: What if Emma and Snow traveled back in time in Broken instead of to Present Day FTL? To events right after "The Doctor"? Mad Swan
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 87,586 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Emma S., Jefferson/Mad Hatter
Sexual Revolution by Steph-Schell reviews
Miles has wanted three things from life. Power, wealth and unlimited sex. He's going to get all three on an international scale if everyone just follows the plan. (Miles has a harem. Actual plot. Rating will go up)
Revolution - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Bass M., Charlie M., Danny M., Miles M.
23rd Hunger Games! by CatoGryffindor23 reviews
Its the 23rd Hunger Games and 24 new tributes are being thrown into the arena to fight to the death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Other tributes
Nevaeh by NotYetLostFaith reviews
A young girl walks in off the street, lost and afraid, and asks for Detective Beckett. Eight years ago, a young woman walked into Jim Beckett's life and her leaving is what made him get sober. Kate and Castle have been together for less than a year and the world is already throwing spanners in the works.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,477 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Drinks At a Bar by honeyspeaches reviews
One-shots of Jolex at and occasionally away from the bar. Disclaimer- it all belongs to Shonda. Previously 'Realisation'.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Alex K., Jo W. - Complete
Teen Beach Movie 2! by BuggsBunny reviews
Set right after the movie ends! The gang of Wet Side Story gets trapped in modern day California, can Brady and Mack find a way to get them back to their movie? What happens when some of the gang decide that they don't want to go back? Will everything work out eventually and stay perfect? Read and find out! MackxBrady, LelaxTanner, SeacatxGiggles, CheChexOC, ButchxOC Warning: Songs
Teen Beach Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013
Just One Day by katietheunicorn reviews
While Castle and Beckett deal with a very early, rude awakening and a case going nowhere, there's also something else to think about...
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,007 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Rick C., Kate B.
Teen Beach Romance by katzy8 reviews
Mack and Brady are thrown into Wet Side Story again! Things aren't the same though. Tanner was caught cheating on Lila and now the surfers and bikers are at war again. Brady becomes a surfer and Mack becomes a biker. Will their romance and friendship last? And will they be able to reunite the bikers and surfers?
Teen Beach Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013
Straight To You by BillieElliot reviews
A new life. The one they deserved.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
A Little Party Never Killed Nobody by Bless the Broken Road reviews
When Alexis is brought into questioning as a witness for a murder, Castle learns much more about his daughter than he ever bargained for. Set near the end of season 5. Explores relationships between Castle/Beckett, Castle/Alexis, and Beckett/Alexis.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Rick C., Kate B., Alexis C.
Laser Tagged by Dana Keylits reviews
They were becoming a family. And, like any family, there were problems, especially for Alexis. Caskett, set during season five. Disclaimer: The story is mine, but the characters and settings are not. They belong to Andrew Marlowe and company, with whom I am, regrettably, not affiliated.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,684 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Kate B., Rick C., Alexis C. - Complete
Into the Dark by alternatedunham reviews
Beckett is diagnosed with brain cancer. Set one month after Always/After the Storm.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,036 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Rick C., Kate B.
Surprised by writerofwrongs18 reviews
Crack Fic. What would Season 1 Beckett think of her Season 5 self?
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,367 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Kate B., Rick C.
Undercover Lovers by Celeste.J.Evans reviews
Kate and Rick find themselves in various undercover situations. (The M-Rated companion is available). 16. Normal
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,599 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Drowning in death by peetalover240 reviews
SYOT of the 22nd hunger games. A victor mentioned in the series, but never named. Who? You'll just have to find out ***SYOT CLOSED
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Other tributes
Boats Your Float by geminisonic reviews
Part 5 of the Mommy Dearest Series. Someone is pregnant and the consequences are endless. Meanwhile, the Fab Four Roddy, Holly, Callie, and Hanson all find themselves in various pickles throughout, causing stress to their parents. Rated T for language, sex refs., and teenage shenanigans. Chapter 9 is up!
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,066 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Monroe, Holly C. - Complete
Your Star by gleeme33 reviews
Karen Julia Wills, daughter of Derek Wills, has no idea who her mother is. While accompanying her Uncle Tom and Aunt Julia to out of state previews of their new show, Karen and her best friend Kyle try to stitch the pieces together. But what if her mother was never that far away to begin with?
Smash - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013
Avengers Initiative by SimpleNameToRemember reviews
Steve just wants friends, Tony just wants to forget, Bruce just wants to be invisible, Clint and Natasha just want out, and Thor just wants to know what's going on. High School AU
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012
Lá Sa Saol by agrove reviews
Companion piece to Learning to Live Again. A collection of random one-shots in varying lengths that relate to Learning to Live Again. A small peek into everyone's daily lives and the troubles they sometimes face. Topics chosen by myself and you, the readers.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,861 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Kevin R., Alexis C. - Complete
Past and Future Family by FallenSurvivor reviews
During the height of the Roman Empire, Marcellus is raising two children as his own. His daughter makes a wish for a mother and sister, only for her coin to dissappear and reappear with two girls. Maddy and Zoe Shannon are faced with one option when they can't get back. Live in Rome with Marcellus and his children. But a fast approaching eruption may be the end for the sisters.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,845 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Maddy S., Zoe S.
Suitors of Alexis by Technobabble1 reviews
After a bet; Castle and Beckett both try to set up Alexis with two very different young men to see who knows more about life and the teenage female mind. Alexis/2 OCs. enjoy and please review.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,861 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Alexis C. - Complete
First Hunger Games by Laugh-I-Nearly-Died reviews
THIS SYOT IS NOW CLOSED. FEEL FREE TO READ ALONG, AND BE A SPONSOR. Arena: An island, in the middle of nowhere. A vast sea surrounding it with unpredictable tides. Along with the catastrophic events of trying to survive such a place, there are giant robots roaming around. Sounds kinda fun, huh?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Complete
A Glamour of Truth by sea-ess-eye reviews
*Swan Queen* After 2x10, Regina uses magic to show Emma the obvious truth and a tentative trust forms between them amid hilarious bickering. With Emma's help, Regina struggles to regain a place in her son's life... until Cora arrives, wanting her daughter back. Pieces of Regina's past emerge showing that the board was set long before the game started. The final battle begins soon.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,445 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
All the Gossip by madhatter48 reviews
Beckett and Castle investigate the double homocide of Roger and Angela Nichols. However, the reasons for the murder are not quite what they expected. It's a T for safety!
Castle - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Rick C., Kate B.
Help, I'm Alive by MusicWritesMyLife reviews
Mark survives the plane crash, but can't imagine facing life without Lexie. Addison tries to comfort him and remind him that there are still some things worth living for. Sorry the summary isn't great. The story is better. Rating may go up.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,142 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Addison M., Mark S.
Hard Day's Night by Mlle Passpartout reviews
The original Playboy Club in Chicago was home to a diverse crowd. The girls who made it possible, like Belle French, all have their reasons for working there. She learns the hard way: one wrong move can mean the cover of Playboy or ending up in the river.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,590 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Shadow Stalker by zion'sbeauty reviews
Nancy Drew is on a new case dealing with a stalker, with one exception, she's the one being stalked! Carson sends her to stay with the Hardy Boys for protection, but with her every move being watched how protected is she really? FH/ND, JH/BM, CM/GF
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,426 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Nancy D., Frank H., Joe H., Bess M.
Eight For A Wish, Nine For A Kiss by allonsysilvertongue reviews
A look at the dynamics of the relationship between Haymitch and Effie from the 74th Hunger Games to the events that follows and how that relationship develops through the turmoil, the Rebellion and the aftermath."You are a despicable man, Haymitch Abernathy," she shook her head disapprovingly.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 82,954 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Talbiet Twins by CaskettForever101 reviews
Beckett and Ryan have a relationship nobody knows about. What happens when their past comes back to haunt them? Will they all make it out alive? Caskett!
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Kate B., Kevin R.
Learning to Live Again by agrove reviews
After Jenny's sudden death Ryan is left to raise their son Devlin on his own. Three years later when things start to become overwhelming Alexis arrives home from college offering help and hope. Can she help him learn to live again? Ryan/Alexis
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,429 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Kevin R., Alexis C. - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by buckythirteen reviews
Veers off of canon from the moment Emma goes through the hat. Regina uses her mirrors to bring Emma and Snow home. T for now, may go up to M.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,244 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Dare to Believe by Antiquee reviews
Mr. Gold's spell not only brings back magic, but a man Emma thought she'd never see again. A man who died in her arms. Around the 3rd chapter the Summary shifts, Emma is on a quest to find magic and a way to defeat Regina. Appearances by Jefferson, Henry and other fairy tale characters. Mentions of Graham/Emma (from beginning on) and Emma/Jefferson (Around 5th or 6th chapter)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,174 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Emma S., Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman - Complete
LITTLE VOICE by FictionallySpeaking reviews
Everything in her life doesn't make sense anymore..After the Bluebird, she was an emotional basketcase. -DEACON/RAYNA- - *This is my first story, please be kind...*
Nashville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,303 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Rayna J., Deacon C. - Complete
Empire of Shadows by cariaudry reviews
Clary is the daughter of Valentine, King of Alicante, and she views her life as princess as something of an aging joke. She has only one friend, no mother, and a dark secret. It isn't until Jace, a slave, comes along, that Clary's life begins to unravel.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,685 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Always in the Abstract by baby-rose15 reviews
It's not Castle. Since Castle is standing behind me would be the most logical reason. I take another step forward, feeling the eyes of all three of them on me slowly cataloging the minute differences. His hair is a little darker, and skin a little paler. He's a bit taller than Castle bit leaner, a thinner structure over all. The eyes aren't brilliant blue.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Kate B., Rick C.
Part 2 Till Kingdom Come by r2roswell reviews
Part 2 to 'Son of a Savior'. Emma's journey to breaking the curse will also break her pain as Neal and Henry wait for the day to be reunited.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,028 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Emma S. - Complete
Discoveries by daansc88 reviews
I think there will be some Castle-Babies. Mostly Esplanie. Please be gentle, it's my first fanfiction an englisch isn't my native language. Please R&R
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Lanie P., Javier E.
Two docters,one hospital by KeepCalmAndPlaySoftball reviews
He's not sure when she became one of his friends, but he woke up one day and somehow, some way, she was. A seires of Oneshots about Alex and Jo.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Alex K., Jo W.
Where They Stand by TheShadowsSilhouette reviews
The 12th Precinct is getting a new Detective. How will this affect their team? What will change? WHO, will change? Updates will come as soon as I can get to a computer.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Kevin R., Alexis C.
Aftermath Continues by Where's Beckett reviews
Sequel to to "What Happens in Vegas Does Not Stay in Vegas" and Aftermath of Secrets" Please read them FIRST. This story follows our couple as they continue to deal with events and people that followed them back home. This story is darker than "Vegas". I will try to lighten the story up later if the players let me.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Sleep by AllItTakes reviews
Sleep never came easily for her. But perhaps that was why she sensed an intruder at her door seconds before she heard the faint click of her front door unlocking.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,585 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Burden of Proof by Ephemeral Lunatic reviews
Two years ago, she told him that she'd get him out if he ever ended up behind bars wrongfully accused of a crime. Unfortunately for him, the crime he's being accused of right now is against her, and until she wakes up, it's his word versus all the evidence piling up against him. Now AU because I'm slow and new episodes just keep coming out faster than I write new chapters. COMPLETE
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,100 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Between the ears by SageK reviews
Loki decides to play a little trick on the team
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,940 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Aftermath of Secrets by Where's Beckett reviews
Follow up to my story "What Happens in Vegas Does Not Stay in Vegas" After what these two pulled in Vegas, they have to return home and face their friends and co workers. Not to mention a very strange new case. And exactly who is Alexander Richardson and what is his connection to Kate?
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,288 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
THE VOICE Christina Aguilera and Adam Levine by Abztract Isight reviews
To all the fans of this story. I am being told by the fanfiction SITE that I cannot have real people in my story. I am on face book as my pen name: Abztract Isight (links are in the info section).Full Story can be found on wattpad dot com and on: abztract-isight dot live journal dot com.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Complete
I Need Your Help by OncePeetaHermione reviews
*ABANDONED* Mr Gold and Emma come to an agreement before leaving Storybrooke to find his son.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
Open by lynddsbeth reviews
Regina prepares for her mother's arrival in Storybrooke as she tries to hide her past with Hook. Cora will stop at nothing to get what she wants, including hurting the one person Regina cares about the most.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,847 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Forgotten Fable by mypoormusings reviews
What if Emma and Jefferson had a life together in Fairy Tale Land? How far will Jefferson go to get her to remember? Takes place during Hat Trick. I don't how long this will be or if I'll continue it. Any feedback is greatly appreciated.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Emma S.
The Immaculate Conception by Asariella reviews
It all started with a dream. A dream that prompted Kate to seek the very thing she's always wished for. A baby. Although she goes about it in a slightly unconventional way, and Castle ends up...involved.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Rick C., Kate B.
Our Wonderland by KayJDance reviews
Emma & Jefferson were the most unlikely couple given their past but now after a year of living of their 'happily ever after' no one could imagine it any other way. What challenges will their now royal life bring them? Mad Swan Semi-AU, Post-curse, when everyone is back in FTL. Eventually includes Snowing, Rumbelle, most other canon couples & new characters. Better than description.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,414 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Emma S., Jefferson/Mad Hatter
Kate's Confession by purplangel reviews
Lanie takes Kate for a girl's night out to get the juicy details on Castle, and she won't give up until Kate gives her what she's looking for, lol. Set early season 5. (Umm… I honestly don't know where this came from but I had the time of my life writing it!)
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Kate B., Lanie P. - Complete
Completely Aware by TappinCastlefan reviews
"She knows exactly what Kate Beckett was doing last night." Post-'Always' through current season 5.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/19/2012 - V. Gates - Complete
Fertile Imagination by Liv Wilder reviews
Post-5x06. "You want more kids?" she asks, and it almost comes out like a criticism as she fights to hide her surprise. "Well, I'd like the option." And since that really only leaves the option of 'kids with Kate' hanging in the air, she does the only thing she can do, which is hop right over his declaration and keep on moving like it never happened. COMPLETE
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,111 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Carrot Cake by Worryingly Innocent reviews
AU. Waitress Belle French gazes out of the window towards the law offices over the way, wondering if their charismatic new arrival, the mysterious Mr Gold, will ever step into the little café where she works… Rumbelle with a side of Red Cricket, and many cameos from other key players. [Complete]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,955 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Familiar Stranger by lolbeawesome reviews
All characters human. Clary's that art nerd who's boyfriend is the most popular guy at school. She's lived in New York her whole life. Then why does the new kid look so familiar?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,784 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Arachnophobia by LohtaiM reviews
Natasha Romanoff, the Dreaded Black Widow, fears her own kin. But to be fair, who is really truly not afraid of spiders? It would seem everyone in SHIELD, minus her. Series of one-shots/drabbles.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R.
Past, Present and Future by shaneequa reviews
The Winter Solider is back and forces Natasha to make a choice between her past, present and future.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,241 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Everywhere by FrancescaBoscorelli reviews
Emma sees him everywhere, she wonders if she's losing her mind or if its truly a sign. Emma/Jefferson. Mad Swan
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Emma S., Jefferson/Mad Hatter - Complete
Past and Present by SmurfsTasteGoodOnToast reviews
The past was altered. The present is a new world they know nothing about. Sequel to Nightmares and Daydreams.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,362 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A.
Educating Emma by Bond.Jane reviews
Emma finds it difficult to adapt to the White court: She has her foot permanently in her mouth, the manners of a peasant and a family that covets Snow's throne is out to eliminate her. There is only one person capable of teaching Emma what she needs to survive: the very same Regina Snow has kept secretly imprisoned for the last year. Set in FTL 1 year after the curse breaks. AU
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,650 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Stuck In Friendship by ThePurpleOwl reviews
Falling in love with her best friend was never part of Clary's life plan but some things happen without your say.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
We Need To Make One Of Those by sweetsheart reviews
With the birth of Brennan and Booth's baby, Daisy and Sweets inevitably had the conversation. Little did they know that conversation would have their lives taking a whole other direction. Swaisy. ON HIATUS. See author page for details.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - L. Sweets, Daisy W.
Atelier by Albion19 reviews
Jefferson forces Emma to stay in his house until she makes a hat that works. A what if scenario. AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,527 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Emma S., Jefferson/Mad Hatter - Complete
Storybrooke Ending by Many Impossible Things reviews
With a ten-year-old and a white wolf to guide her, Emma decides to make sure the queen has destroyed her last two hearts. My ending to Ep. 7 and beyond...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,408 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Emma S., Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman - Complete
I promise to love you, Maddy Shannon by xoxo.Amethyzt.xoxo reviews
Mark invites Maddy on a midnight rendezvous, but it turned out to be so much more than just a simple lunar eclipse viewing. Rated T, reviews are appreciated :
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,622 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Maddy S., M. Reynolds - Complete
The Beast Within by Eyes like Dawn reviews
When a beggar named Rumpelstiltskin stumbles across and enters the Dark Castle, Belle, the Dark One, sees an interesting opportuinty in her new trinket that soons becomes more then she ever thought. Rum/Belle Role-Reversal.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,417 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Camp Pharoah Chronicles 2: War for the Camp by SonofApollo42 reviews
When Camp Pharoah is attacked by Isfet herself, it's up to Martin and his friends to save the camp. *On Hiatus*
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012
Truth or Dare Madness by HeartMuses reviews
When the boys crash the girls sleepover at camp, things take a wrong turn. And who can have a sleepover without playing truth or dare? From camp to Wall-mart there are many adventures to be had. T because of some crazy dares.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Reversing Lives by Soozin Hevincarrr reviews
If you were given a chance to take one moment from your life, which would you choose? The single decision could alter your own fate, those around you's fate, even the fate of the world. Nico di Angelo was given the choice. Fate was changed so heavily that Percy Jackson was never the prophecy child. Kronos rose far earlier than anyone expected.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,046 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Nico A., Bianca A.
Bite You by geminisonic reviews
Part 4 of Mommy Dearest. Nick is learning what it takes to be a parent. Monroe is struggling to let Holly grow up. And Rosalee is learning to trust and love again. Rated for violence, language, sex. refs. and angst. Final chapter is up!
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,765 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Monroe, Nick B. - Complete
Eyes Without a Name by The World of My Creation reviews
Three years before the events of Pride and Prejudice, Darcy meets Elizabeth and falls in love with her lively eyes but never learns her name. How will this affect the course of the story, does it change at all?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Prehistoric Mermaids by FallenSurvivor reviews
Mark is bored out of his mind on an OTG trip. Well, that is until he meets a very unique and very beautiful creature. A chance encounter turned into the most wonderful dream. But will the dream turn into a nightmare?Will Lamia Naga's and Sirenia survive living togther? Wash/Taylor, Mark/Maddy, Josh/Skye/Lucas. On hold until August 1st
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,478 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
Familiar by fashionnightmare reviews
Every 2 years of her life Clary Fray was brought to Magnus and each time she was made to forget him and everything he was involved in. But when she goes to a party with some shadowhunters why is the host so familiar and why is he looking at her like that?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,297 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Clary F., Magnus B.
Tormentors Once More by FallenSurvivor reviews
Mark and Maddy Reynolds are finally settled into life on the inside of Terra Nova. But when people from Maddy's past have found her and are astonished by the change. Is this for better or for worse? Gets a bit angsty. Please review. Sequel to TWaBoL.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,280 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Maddy S., M. Reynolds - Complete
Dreams Become Reality by Snow Whitex Prince Charming reviews
Emma dreams of what her fariy tale world childhood would be like, but dreams and reality are two different things...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,607 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - David N./Prince Charming, Emma S. - Complete
Nightmares and Daydreams by SmurfsTasteGoodOnToast reviews
A year after Mockingjay Haymitch and Effie are happily married and helping to put Panem back together...until they both wake up teenagers on reaping day for the second Quarter Quell!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,098 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Betrayed by Maayou reviews
Everything is broken. Clary had seen Jace kissing another girl. I am french, so my english is bad... But please read.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Finding the Cure by March150 reviews
When Sadie becomes the host of Anubis to find the cure for Walt's curse will they succeed or lose a very close friend? A lot of Sanubis, and bits of Zarter as well. My 1st story so I appreciate suggestions and reviews! LAST CHAPTER IS UP! :)
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,160 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Prank Night by Azallea reviews
Things get a little crazy when Jace and Clary duke it out prank-style. With the help of Isabelle and Alec of course. Who will come out on top?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
This Budding Rose by Della19 reviews
The baby is his. The problem is no one but him remembers that. Now Gold has to make the true love he once rejected fall for him again, and he is still a difficult man to love. Belle/Rumpelstiltskin baby AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,824 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Princess's Knight by AWolfAmongSwans reviews
AU. Princess Emma has always found the royal life to be rather dull, but when a Huntsman joins the knights she finds her world becoming much more interesting. Is this Huntsman all he seems to be or does he have some secrets he's hiding?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,557 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Emma S., Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman - Complete
Unforgettable: PJO by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
Sometimes, you just have to look back on your life, and laugh. Or cry. Or both. Series of short drabbles based on prompts from family, friends, and reviewers. Chapter 10: To Tumblr and Beyond...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012
Unforgettable: TKC by ATightropeToTheWords reviews
Sometimes, you just have to look back on your life, and laugh. Or cry. Or both. Series of short drabbles based on prompts from family, friends, and reviewers. Chapter 69: To Tumblr and Beyond...
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011
My Second Chance by lightmylumiere reviews
Emma's pregnant and the child is Graham's.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 47,373 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Emma S., Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman - Complete
Parallels: Past and Future by ebi pers reviews
Maddy delves into her family's past and reads firsthand accounts of her ancestors' romances. Semi-OC interspersed with Mark/Maddy fluffiness in almost every chapter. OFFICIALLY CANCELLED. I have determined it would not be worthwhile to continue and have instead shifted focus to better-received stories. SORRY GUYS.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,345 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - M. Reynolds, Maddy S. - Complete
Consequences and Changes by DarkAngel1227 reviews
Every action has a consequence, Skye is about to find out hers and it will change everything. A sequel to Persuasion.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,235 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Skye T., Lucas T.
Enchanted by Lynx Larabellows reviews
Maddy Shannon has just traveled eighty-five million years into the past for a better life, and now she has a chance at a fresh start. She wants to make friends, discover the world around her, and generally just live... she never expected to encounter him.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,080 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Maddy S., M. Reynolds
To Warm a Bowl of Love by FallenSurvivor reviews
In an alternate future soldiers and civilians are forced into arranged marriages, and Mark and Maddy are about to experiance that first hand. please review and tell me if I should continue.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,522 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Maddy S., M. Reynolds - Complete
Sigh No More by chrisfaithalin reviews
After Karen discovers Dev cheating on her, she turns to Derek for help. Derek/Karen from Karens PoV. No spoilers. Complete.
Smash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,300 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Karen K., Derek W. - Complete
Soul Mates by raeganb123 reviews
On the day you turned 10, you were visited by someone called the Matchmaker. The Matchmaker told you the name of your soul mate. You were told the name of the person you were destined to be with. Thanks to my wonderful Beta, Tinian I'att!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Complete
The Greatest Battle of All by RemyFlare reviews
The four Pevensies along with their cousin Eustace are called back to Narnia after a horrifying accident almost kills Lucy. An age old enemy returns to Narnia. As the High Kings and Queens of Narnia return to the battlefield who will reign victorius.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X
Uniting Forces by PrincessMnMz reviews
When Nico sees a girl yelling at nothing in a graveyard, it starts a ball rolling that can't be stopped.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,221 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Nico A., Sadie K.
Dear One by LucianLoveNarnia reviews
What if Lucy decided to stay in Narnia? What if she and Caspian got closer than just brother and sister to each other? My ending to VODT and the story of Lucy in Narnia afterwards. Chapter 50 posted! LAST CHAPTER!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 64,523 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
What if by proud to be imperfect reviews
what if Wash had a daughter? What if Lucas had a childhood sweet heart? What if? Spoilers for last episode, Wash/Taylor Lucas/OC.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,080 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Washington, Commander N. Taylor
Let Go by Inu-midoriko reviews
Despite his feelings and better judgement, he let her go. He never should have. Now he's forced to watch her from afar.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Couch by DreamSprite reviews
It had been a long day and Lt. Washington just wanted to grab a quick supper before spending a late night on reports. What she got instead was two horny teenagers making out on her couch.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Washington, M. Reynolds - Complete
We Are The World by Bookworms-HeartAndSoul reviews
A one-shot songfic to "We Are The World". When the Fourth Nome, Greece, is left in ruins, Brooklyn and Nashville decide to pitch in. By Animal Charmer 11 and I'mDifferent-GetOverIt. R&R please. T for mild language and destruction.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Jaz - Complete
Not So Fragile by Inu-midoriko reviews
In times like these, where she was helpless but to follow his instructions, it was like he used it to his advantage and said things in certain tones and looked at her with certain looks to get a reaction out of her. Taylor/Wash
Terra Nova - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,376 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Dirty by dionysuspark reviews
"It's a good thing you have your big brother here to protect you from guys like him, then," was the final thing he said before gliding out past her.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Skye T., Lucas T. - Complete
Changing of lives by blacksoulwithredsoles reviews
Taylor. After Season finale. He is going to see Wash for the first time.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
High school? No biggie, I think? by DracoGraceKane reviews
When Katie is forced back into school who shows up? None other then Travis Stoll and some...OTHER demigods. But will this be just another year?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Katie G., Sadie K.
Matters of the Heart by The Labyrinths Scribe reviews
In pursuit of her own happy ending, Emma all but declares war on Regina and, as a result, begins to unknowingly right the wrongs done to the citizens of Storybrooke and break the curse - but Regina is not going down without a fight.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Emma S., Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman
oh, you can hear me cry by a red burn reviews
There's a hole inside of her, a void she didn't even know was there; something had been ripped out and crushed into dust. emmaxgraham post 1x07 HAPPY ENDINGS - CHAPTER 3 UPDATED
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Emma S., Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman
And It's Burning in the Rain by monroeslittle reviews
"He knows what his heart does want, still, after everything, and Emma probably knows, too." post-1x07
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,255 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, David N./Prince Charming - Complete
Bonding by unbrokensaviorwithperfecthair reviews
Mary Margaret Blanchard and Emma Swan are complete opposites in every way. It turns out, though, that they have very similar problems. Emma and M.M. bonding after 'The Shepard'. Spoilers for that episode. Also, bonding in general, so spoilers for 1X08
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Emma S. - Complete
Burning Slowly by EpicChocolate reviews
He was fire and she was the girl who was foolish enough to come near it. Skye/Lucas
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Skye T., Lucas T. - Complete
I'm Here by The King's Soldier reviews
Mary Margaret helps Emma deal with the immediate aftermath of 1x07. Contains MAJOR spoilers for that episode.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Emma S., Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Never Another Kiss by misslittlebutfierce reviews
Emma Swan was going to let someone in for the first time in her whole life. She never got the chance. It was stolen from her and somehow, she knew that Regina was at fault for his death. Emma was not going anywhere until she made Regina pay.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Emma S., Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman - Complete
Magic and Second Chances by klutzysunshine reviews
When the curse is broken, Emma finds someone in the fairy tale world she thought she had lost for good in the real world. Emma/Graham. Spoilers for "The Heart is a Lonely Hunter"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2011 - [Emma S., Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, David N./Prince Charming - Complete
First Love by klutzysunshine reviews
Emma had never been in love before, and now she didn't have the chance to find out what it was like. Mentions of Emma/Graham. Spoilers for "The Heart is a Lonely Hunter"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Emma S. - Complete
Shattered Heart by obsessedwithstabler reviews
She started to shake him again, sobbing his name. This couldn't be happening. She had only just found him. She couldn't lose him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Emma S., Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman - Complete
The Cupbearer's Quest by Athena Goddess of the Wise reviews
Hebe, Goddess of Youth, Cupbearer to the gods, and wife of Heracles, has been kidnapped, along with the goat horn from which ambrosia and nectar come from. The Gods are slowly fading, and its up to six young demigods to save the world from chaos.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011
Miss Madelyn Shannon's First Terra Novan Halloween by makesometime reviews
My imagining of a Terra Novan Halloween, inspired by a prompt at the Terra Nova fanfic community over at LJ. Focus on Maddy/Mark, with mild references to Taylor/Wash, and guest appearances from Elisabeth and Skye.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Maddy S., M. Reynolds - Complete
Absolutely Perfect by Lynx Larabellows reviews
With hearts heavy like stones all three women could do little more than wait, their eyes locked in the distance for any kind of sign that the men in their lives would return safely to them. One-shot, prompt.
Terra Nova - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Maddy S., M. Reynolds - Complete
Fate Steps In To See You Through by BookLizard reviews
Sequel to Tears, Travel, and True Love's Triumph. Read that for this one to make sense! Amelia wants to become human for Larry, but she's going to need help. Will fate and true love see them through? Or will things go horribly awry? Read to find out!
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Amelia E., Larry D.
Diary of Jane by RainingMonday reviews
Three years after Mark broke Addison’s heart, he returns to LA to find her in an abusive marriage. Upon trying to save her before it’s too late, he discovers the web of intricacies she’s caught up in, including her controlling husband and a sick child.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,128 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Addison M., Mark S.
Wishing Weed by Xyliette reviews
Mark returns to L.A. post-crossover to try again. Mark/Addison.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Mark S., Addison M. - Complete
Calling You by troatie reviews
AU. Mark and Addison's relationship, following the show's timeline - or trying to. Rated for certain chapters.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,699 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Addison M., Mark S.
I Hate Myself For Loving You by Keet1992 reviews
Meredith is freinds with Derek's Sister, Katherine - or Kathy. They have been friends since they were 5 years old. Meredith loves to hate Derek...doesn't she? Derek loves to annoy Meredith...but why? He couldn't possibly love her...could he? MERDER AU
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,714 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008
Romeo And Juliet by Can'tBeBroken reviews
Meredith Grey, a less than popular slightly spiteful teenager, and Mark Sloan, a popular high school football star, are forced into doing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet at Edison High. Full Summery Inside. MerMark. AU
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Meredith G., Mark S.
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And She Watches reviews
And she watches, helplessly, as he slowly slips away. Jace has brain cancer and three months to live. B-day fic for Becca. Major Character death. Have tissues ready, (I hope)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Maryse L.
Manhattan, Who'd Have Thought? reviews
Agreeing to go with Gold was harmless enough, who'd have thought that it would change her life.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Emma S., Anton/Tiny
Daylight reviews
A song-fic to Daylight by Maroon 5. A Cliche'd airport kiss and sadness, such is the life of Christina Aguilera and Adam Levine.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Complete
A World of Ficlets and Randommness reviews
So here's how it works, you send in a promt, and I make a ficlet out of it! So come on in! a catagory is mystery because I don't know what comes next!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012
Beige reviews
A song-fic to Beige by the Pistol Annies. Emma's wedding, can be Gremma or Mad Swan, You choose! K rating, can be turned into a song promt-fic if you guys want :)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Emma S.
Diva's Earn Green Beret's, or is it vice versa? reviews
Based in Stars Earn Stripes. Eve Torres just came to earn some money for a charity, she didn't want to find love. But maybe, just maybe, a certain blonde-haired Green Beret will change that? Grady Powell just took the offer because it paid well, He could bring recognition to the military! what he didn't like was some Celeb dragging him down, but will a certain WWE Diva change that?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Eve Torres
The Mistake of Our Lives reviews
Was deleted, so I'm changing the storyline a bit, Miranda never revealed she was pregnant. Miranda always said she wanted to wait, but what if she couldn't? She's made a mistake, and now she has to live with it. That mistake's name? Melody Rae or Richie Tollison
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29/2012
Dear Fanfictioners of the Terra Nova Archive reviews
I've seen this done elsewhere and wanted to try my hand at it here, no offense meant to anyone and I don't own anything. Three reviews for the next update kay? I mean come on it doesn't take that long to review right?
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011
Defiance reviews
A Wash/Taylor fic, do not read if you haven't seen 'The Runaway', hope you like, please review, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Terra Nova - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Commander N. Taylor, Washington - Complete
The story of my life: Lia Marie reviews
Hey, my name is Lia but you can call me Lee this is my life as a daughter of Hecate and A high-ranking Hunter
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/19/2011
The Name of Love reviews
What if Snape had never called her a mudblood? What if Potter stayed an arrogant toerag? What if Snape never became a Death Eater? What if Ms. Lily Evans became Mrs. Lily Snape? co-wrote with Taylur, rated T for romance and other stuff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Three Ways to Get Scotty reviews
She had two ways to tell him, and then one was a complete surprise. Mclaina, Scotty/Lauren, American Idol 10 fanfic
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
The Island of Aeciospore reviews
first fanfic please be nice, about a group of men that go on a journey and kill a cyclops, i wrote it for school when i was 9 so please be nice in progress i suppose if you guys want more i can do it, t cuz i don't what else to rate it minor violance,
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011
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