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Joined 05-29-11, id: 2945976, Profile Updated: 04-04-14
Author has written 4 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, NiGHTS, and Tokyo Mew Mew.


My job here is to bring in a little taste of insanity, bravery, humor, and a few parlor tricks here and there all for your amusement. Brought to you by the carnival I crawled out of.

"Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not.

Both are equally terrifying."

-Arthur C. Clark

I change my name regularly now to keep my profile from being discovered by anyone I know in my personal life. THIS IS SOMETHING BETWEEN ME AND THE GOOD STRANGERS OF FANFICTION, WHY DOES NO ONE GRASP THIS.

Hi, I'm waystatus, and I loooooooove me some fruit roll-ups. Also I don't chuckle.

Okay so, if you hear nothing from me for more than a year, I'm probably dead. Food for thought.

18 years old. Aspiring artist mostly but writing occasionally helps me to be productive and unleash my ideas in a less complicated way (my own personal belief. It comes easier than drawing). I attend college, work full-time, and try my damnedest to figure myself out every day that I suck air. Angsty and sexual, always in pajamas. I've written some of the worst things ever, but the beauty of it is watching as people like me evolve. So I'll keep on burping out fanfiction until I decide to inevitably retire. The shape of the mark I leave behind is always changing. A small dent, but there nonetheless. Just like all authors.

When I like a work of fiction, like really like it, it gives me warm fuzzies that only childish fascination can bring you. It's almost like when we believed in Santa Claus. Made everything feel surreal and beautiful. Yeah that shit's delightful.

Other things:

Ryuko is my waifu.

I don't filter profanity. Be wary when viewing my things, as there might be a four letter word lurking about.

If you feel like you want another fanfiction author's insight on some of your work, feel free to PM me or send me a document via DocX for feedback. But keep in mind that I'll be brutally honest, so if I don't like something I will be straightforward about it or try to lend some helpful critique, though it's not that hard to impress me overall. You can also just say hi if you feel like it. It gets lonely in here.

If you have something not so nice to say about my work, that is totally fine. I can only learn from your opinions. Just make sure the response is in readable English...meaning no: Omgz dis storee iz zo stooped lyke wtfuu. Stuff like that isn't exactly thought provoking.

Neo Tokyo is About to E.X.P.L.O.D.E.

Neo Tokyo's gonna fuck yo shit up so you best get steppin.

I bet I just triggered so many out of body flashbacks, of all your childhood nightmares.

I hope I did.

I love you all. Goodnight everybody.

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Life could have been so different by Taranea reviews
Someone has died and Sonic finds himself unable to pick up the pieces. But when Mobius has already given up on its hero, Shadow drops in from a storm, intent on finding out whether there isn't a bit of spirit left. In an attempt to coax Sonic out of his shell, the black hedgehog starts to tell him about his past...and what REALLY happened aboard the ARK. Complete Shadow backstory.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 192,993 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Shadow, Sonic, Maria R., Gerald R.
What is Your Center? by LuciferDragon reviews
The Boogeyman is not the only one that strikes fear in the hearts of children. There is a being in both written and oral stories that is the manifestation of evil and sin, older than Pitch himself. "I am known as many things, 'The Son of the Morning', 'The Lightbringer'. But you may call me Lucifer." M/F
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,579 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Pitch, OC - Complete
Vows of discretion by conchepcion reviews
Molly is engaged to Michael. Everything seems fine. Unfortunately according to the papers she's married to a Mr Sherlock Holmes. The same Sherlock who refuses to sign the divorce papers and wants her to prove why Michael is worthy the part. Nominated for Best Romance and Humor SAMFAS 2013.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,947 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Inseperable Beings by NaturalDreamer reviews
Retelling of Sonic X with a new character. Follow the gang as Rukia joins in on the adventures with Sonic and his friends. Fighting off Eggman's machines, saving the world, falling in love... It's a never ending ride! OC X ?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 231,546 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011
His Amethyst Eyes by RamonaFlowers19 reviews
"He was the one who had brought her here after all. Taken her away from Edward and Alphonse in the dead of night like some monster from a fairy tale. Now she found herself in a strange place, and surrounded by even stranger characters."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,438 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Envy, Winry R.
Recollection by Alirica reviews
How did Grandma Norma know about the Once-ler anyway? Ted and Audrey listen to her tale of friendship, hardship, and betrayal that happened over fifty years ago.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,165 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Grammy Norma, The Once-ler
Bathed in Blood by Dark Maiden95 reviews
Set during Sonic Heroes. During his quest to stop "Eggman" from conquering the world, Sonic's friend Mallory is brutally murdered by the real villain. But nothing is quite as it seems with her...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Metal Sonic, Sonic - Complete
Amplify by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,152 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Just the Girl by jackthepumpkin777 reviews
He needed a place to stay for a month, she was his best friend with an extra room. Uncomplicated enough, except when feelings start to develop that neither were prepared for.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,359 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Cypress by Lady Charity reviews
The Lorax must understand that his friend the Once-ler is old now, and that he soon will die.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
Innocent by MomoOfficial reviews
Robotic amnesia and a quiet escape. This is a story about guilt. AU android!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,334 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Lullabies by VulcanChicks reviews
Chell and Wheatley come across an artifact from Aperture's glory days: a test baby. Wheatley's damaged resource database mistakes it for a real human child and makes him want to take care of it. Chell however, isn't nearly as enthusiastic.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
This New, Unwanted Feeling by PeaKay reviews
It was so strange. He was the Ultimate Lifeform - he shouldn't feel, he didn't feel - period. Then, what was so different about her? Mainly ShadowxBlaze, Shadaze, but also Sonamy, Knouge and Tairine
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,731 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Blaze, Shadow - Complete
Alien Ichigo by moviefan-92 reviews
Post-anime. Two years after Deep Blue's defeat. Kish returns to earth and kidnaps Ichigo. He turns her into an alien and brings her back to his planet, declaring that she's going to be his mate. And Ichigo isn't happy about any of this. K/I. COMPLETE
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,417 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] Tart, Pie - Complete
Harem Girls by SilentWhiteRose reviews
Why doesn't he look at me with those beautiful eyes? Or invite me into his bedchambers? Why am I denied these things when those other girls get it so easily? All I am is his best friend, but I want more. So much more...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,830 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Atem, Mana - Complete
Wikipedia: Hedgehogs by Taranea reviews
A party and everyone s present! Little Cream gets her paws on a laptop and Sonic s worst nightmare ensues as his ‘friends’ discover the awful truth about hedgehogs in a very well known encyclopedia…
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Sonic
Quest of Memories by EternalFluffy reviews
Post JoD, AUish. Now free of Wizeman's control, Reala discovers his true purpose as guardian of the Waking World. And when one teenage girl in Bellbridge decides to take his hand...her life will never be the same again. Art by lacewing
NiGHTS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 163,892 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Reala - Complete
Spirited Away 2: Return to the Spirit World by moviefan-92 reviews
It's been 12 long years since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, and she wishes she never left. After all this time, she finally finds her way back. But what will it take for her to stay? I'm bad at summaries. COMPLETE
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,876 - Reviews: 4300 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - [Chihiro O., Kohaku N.] Zeniba, Kaonashi - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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We Will Always Be Enemies reviews
Rachel Tower, granddaughter of the G.U.N. Commander, was born the same day the moon was blown up by Eggman. Sixteen years later, she's grown to hate an evil monster named Shadow the Hedgehog. But what happens when Shadow returns, and takes her as his hostage? The answer? A lot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 198,528 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Shadow
The Break(Gotta Go)Fast Club reviews
Sonic is a jock who's too cool for boredom. Amy is a princess with enough riches to make a queen blush. Tails is a nerd with a closet anime obsession. Blaze is a basket case but also a raging pyromaniac. And Shadow is a criminal too busy wearing tight leather to notice any of them. Now let's stuff them together in a high school library for eight hours and see what happens.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Sonic, Tails, Amy, Shadow
Lavender Light reviews
Reala was the leader of the Nightmaren army. Lydia is a human girl who manages to unknowingly anchor him to our dimension. They're forced to work together in order to put things back into balance despite mutual hatred. But elsewhere, a power-hungry Mantle named Jackle decides to take his master's place and rip the universe apart. Only they can fuel the Light to stop him.
NiGHTS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - NiGHTS, Reala, Jackle
Like Kissing Fire reviews
Shiomi Kiramitsu never suspected that at the tender age of fifteen, she'd find out all her friends at Cafe Mew Mew were secretly super magical animal heroines. She also didn't foresee that a certain green haired alien from their past would return, on the hunt for human souls, only to find her to be his most valuable prey yet. It's now a fight for both her her life, and her sanity.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Kish