kalliopeia
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Joined 05-29-11, id: 2946254, Profile Updated: 01-26-13
Author has written 11 stories for NCIS, Criminal Minds, and Haven.

Hello everyone, my 'name' is Kalliopeia. I'm currently 18 and a college student. I identify as a lesbian. Most of what I write is femslash or slash. Below are the pairings I like, in order of how much I like them. Feel free to make requests, but if it involves a romance that's not on the list, it's not likely to happen.

Love:

Kate/Abby (NCIS)

JJ/Emily (Criminal Minds)

Reid/Morgan (Criminal Minds)

Like:

Ziva/Jenny (NCIS)

JJ/Elle (Criminal Minds)

Olivia/Casey (SVU)

Olivia/Alex (SVU)

Howard/Raj (Big Bang Theory)

Wes/Travis (Common Law)

Kevin/Penelope (Criminal Minds)

Hodgins/Zach (Bones)

Tony/Tim (NCIS)

Chase/Park (House)

Wilson/House (House)

Accept:

Tony/Ziva (NCIS)

Booth/Bones (Bones)

etc so on and so forth.

I never upload an incomplete story. I have several stories that I'm working on, but aren't finished. Here are the descriptions of those stories. Feel free to PM me with a request of what you want to see finished:

Criminal Minds:

A Fairy Tale AU in which Emily and Spencer have been forced into an arranged marriage, Emily and JJ are falling in love and Spencer and Derek are terrified of their feelings for each other. Titled "Proclivities"

A High School AU in which Reid is 9, Morgan is in the midst of Very Bad Things, JJ and Emily are experiencing young love, Rossi is cheating on wife #2 with wife #1 while dating wife #3 and slightly interested in Principal Strauss, so on and so forth. No title yet.

The tale of Reid's abusive ex-boyfriend returning to throw a wrench in things. Morgan chooses to screw with the asshole's head by pretending to be dating Reid. Reid is very confused by this turn of events. They end up actually developing feelings and all that good emotional stuff. Lots of fun awkward-teenage-Reid flashbacks. No title yet.

The tragic tale of Will becoming abusive and Emily coming in to save the day and get the girl. Also, Reid as a foster parent. No title yet.

A case-heavy story of the team being kidnapped and each member labeled with one of the seven deadly sins. Contains JJ/Emily but not exactly light romance. Titled "Sins"

A somewhat amusing account of Emily/JJ, Reid/Morgan, and Rossi/Hotch competing to be the most convincing gay couple to catch an unsub. Titled "Competition"

A story in which JJ is actually insane. Titled "Madness"

And finally, the epic account of what would have happened if every member of the team was actually a criminal. Rossi is a mafia boss, JJ is a madam, Hotch is a dirty lawyer, Emily is an assassin, so on and so forth. Titled "A Different Kind of Criminal Mind"

NCIS:

The love saga that would have occurred between Abby and Kate, had Kate survived. No title yet.

The moderately hilarious story of McGee going undercover in the mental health ward of a hospital to explain how his terrible coworkers make him upset, with said coworkers listening in on earwig. Titled "Mental"

The tale of Kate discovering her sexuality when Abby repeatedly drags her to gay bars. No title yet.

A lovely, homoerotic account of Tony and McGee undercover as partners. No title yet.

Bones:

Zack returns to the Smithsonian. Hodgins finds everything he buried beginning to come back up against his will. Titled "Reemergence"

Anyway, if you're on this profile, you've probably read some of my stuff and liked it. Read some more.

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McWhyNot by findinghero reviews
Tim is tired of being in love with Abby, so he goes to Tony for help in getting over her. Tony's solution is not what either of them expects. Along the journey, Tim finds his place with the team. McNozzo slash. Also contains Tim/Tony/OFC. WIP.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,387 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Tim M., Tony D.
The Whipping Boy by silverwrym reviews
This is the story of how a prince and a peasant were switched at birth. Major AU. Morgan/Reid Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 141,671 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
A Glitch In My Soul by freakingdork reviews
AU - Spencer Reid is an investigative writer. When he joins an ex-gay support group to write a book about homosexuals who attempt to change their sexual orientation, he never counted on falling in love. Alternatively known as the one where I made everyone gay and used only canon characters, including some notable unsubs, in the process. Full warnings inside.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Bullies,sons, and surrogate fathers by Robin Redbird reviews
In a joint operation with the FBI,Tim becomes the target of bullies.What does he do when Gibbs turns his back on him?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,256 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Perfect by crazyauthoress reviews
Everyone knows the name of the one who's perfect for them - it's written on their palm for everyone to see. Spencer Reid loathed the name on his palm. For Derek Morgan, it was the one thing that kept him going during the darkest times.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
To Woo a Pretty Boy by NightShade94 reviews
"Laying his jacket over the back of his chair he turned to the unsuspecting genius and put on his best you-know-you-want-a-piece-of-this smile on his face. He was going to woo the good doctor until he was well and truly wooed." Reid/Morgan Slash. Rated T to be safe. If you don't like it please do not read it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
What Are We Doing? by ElizabethSciuto reviews
The Third Story in my Mcabby Family Series. When Abby has a secret she can't tell Tim, what will happen? Will their family fall apart?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,793 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
I Need You To Be by KittyBits reviews
High School AU. JJ and Spencer are BFFs. Emily is the resident out-and-proud. Derek has a girlfriend. Penny is smart but has nothing else. One year left and then everything is possible, but that is a long time when you're 18. FEMSLASH/SLASH. R/M JJ/E P/A
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,107 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
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Strings Attached reviews
A few weeks after the events of 5A, a Troubled man offers Nathan a gift. Audrey is thrown into an alternate reality with its own set of rules. With second chances and increasing danger, she must save the day a lot and make impossible decisions regarding life and death and destiny. Again. (Note: contains Nathan/Duke)
Haven - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Complete
Variations on a Theme reviews
A woman with thirty-six names learns to live with herself.
Haven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Mara, Audrey P., Lucy R., Sarah V. - Complete
Back for More reviews
Mara strikes Haven with a round of resurrections. Chaos ensues as everyone comes back- heroes, villains, and those who have a dab of both.
Haven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
An Accidental Murder reviews
Duke kills someone by mistake, and Nathan is awkwardly to make him feel less crappy about it. As per usual, they then pick the worst possible time to discuss their issues. Emotional stupidity and bickering occur. Mentions of past Nathan/Duke and current Duke/Jennifer and Nathan/Audrey. Takes place in Season 4, so no current spoilers.
Haven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Complete
Real reviews
Jordan wants to be touched. Lexie wants to prove that she's real. The two most damaged women in Haven find solace in each other, but only for a time. Jordan/Lexie femslash
Haven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Lexie D., Jordan M.] Audrey P.
Defender reviews
Nathan and Duke, age seven, shave their second grade teacher's cat. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the implications. Not intended as fluff piece.
Haven - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Duke C., Nathan W., Garland W., Simon C. - Complete
Leaving reviews
Emily thought she'd been keeping her secrets so well. When she announced her intention to quit the BAU at JJ's wedding, her team proved to her that they'd known the whole time. Not all of it- they didn't understand exactly where the breaking point was- but they knew that JJ was in the middle of it all and Emily just couldn't stay any longer. One-sided femslash. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2013 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Between Sisters reviews
Rachel visits her sister's grave after the events of 8.14 (A Man Walks Into a Bar). Contains mention of Kate/Abby femslash.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Kate T.
Beginning reviews
The official story was that Spencer Reid happened into a profiling lecture at Caltech University. That he'd seen Jason Gideon give a lecture and asked so many questions that Gideon had finally given him a business card and told him to call. That the beginning had been innocent, curious, and perfectly Reid-like. The official story was not even close to true.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/26/2013 - S. Reid, J. Gideon - Complete
Sacrifices reviews
When Morgan is taken captive by a sadistic unsub, Reid surrenders himself in order to save Morgan's life, leaving the team frantic to find him
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/13/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
DADT reviews
Gibbs wants to know who Kate is dating. Slightly crackficcy. Makes fun of the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy. Contains femslash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Kate T., Abby S. - Complete