Author has written 81 stories for Inuyasha, Anime X-overs, Gundam Wing/AC, Fushigi Yuugi, Yu-Gi-Oh, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Naruto, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Psych, Misc. Books, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Ranma, Monk, StarTrek: Enterprise, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Movies, Supernatural, Merlin, Bleach, and Hobbit.
I won't delete any of my stories because, as bad as some may be, they have sentimental value. However, I recommend you don't read any stories from before 2006.
'Mad? Me? I'm the sanest creature alive!'-Skurai(Ragnarok)
'Curse those evil octopi!'-Genma(Ranma 1/2)
'Jedi powers do NOT work at the dinner table!'-Me!
'But they do like each other!'-Random child from Inuyasha
'I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!'-Jethro E. Guardian(the E stands for Evil.)
'Ugh! There's not a single normal person in theis village! It's a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!'-Lydia(Ragnarok)
'RESPECT THE QUAIL'-DXFaintlySaneXD
'You're the guy that says "What's up, Doc?" You're Porky Pig!' -Glena
'Long live the peches!'-Shem Gem
'One by one the pengiuns steal my sanity and if I try to stop them, they growl and turn into white tigers that feed on the dreams of the
holy!'-Random quiz on Quizilla
'It's not like I'm gonna go tagging random bathrooms!'-Anna
'You do not want to wash with a large jamón.'-Profe
'I am stag. Hear me roar.'-Cecilia
'You know what they say. Man is like a piece of cheese.'-Steven
'You don't have to worry about Aristole. He was a fruit loop.'-Dr. Schaffer
'Don't cry for me North Dakota!'-Mr. Ostlund
'You know. "The Count of Monte Crisco."'-Trevor
'My mom doesn't let me touch glitter. Not since the time with the glue...and the dog...'-Random TV Show
'Why is the skeleton gay?'-Micah
'The trick is not to show any fear. Tests can smell fear! Remain calm... Don't try to do everything at once. Look each question square in the eye. Try to find the weakest link... The easy one. Separate it from the herd, and take it down.'-Naruto
'Young master Gandalf!'-Treebeard
'New and Used Ramen Noodles. Check out the deals now!'- An eBay ad (Used Noodles? Eew!)
'Hello? pause Hello?'- Cody and I in unison on the phone.
'There's nothing more dangerous than an enraged guppy on the attack.'-Mr. Ostlund
'She's taking off her gloves! This is gonna be good!'-Dorothy on The Awakening
'Well, Cami has a big forehead!'-Travis
'The priests aired out poor people.'-Liz
'And the pheasants worked the land.'-Liz
'Do we get to kill people?'-Jakotsu
'Can I borrow a sheet of paper? My notebook is having an illicit love affair with my math book.'-Me
'What is a place like me doing in a girl like this?'-The girl from The Mummy
'Don't look at me with that tone of voice!'-My Dad's Friend
'I told Noah he's not allowed to answer the phone if the area code is 666.'-Me
'I forgot to water my plant and it came to me in a dream. "Jorge. I'm thirsty."'-Jorge (as he's flailing about a piece of said dead plant. We never get anything done in calculus...)
'Look there. Out the moor. It's the window, it is.'-Me, screwing up my lines for The Secret Garden.
'The AP is coming.'-Jorge (as he's using Kleenex to imitate the red hankercheif scene (where everyone is dying from cholera) at the beginning of The Secret Garden.)
'You're never going to find solace in religion, are you?'-Me, speaking to Noah as he's complaining about the church-goers down the street.
'Hell hath no fury like the vast robot hordes of a woman scorned.'-Ma's Kid #1 from Futurama.
'Dude. Ill be rping as youre boss, cousin, and bf.'- My text to Cecilia about an RPG where she is Prongs and Bellatrix and I'm Padfoot and Voldemort.
'Wait what bf? Are we an item and I didn't even know it? Oh... Best friend. Got it.'- Cecilia, in response to the previous quote.
'You know I could join as Lily and date myself'- Cecilia, about the same RPG.
~About Chaotic Demon~
Birthday: September, 29
Location: Tucson, AZ, USA
I write like
J. K. Rowling
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