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Joined 05-30-11, id: 2947039, Profile Updated: 05-07-12
Author has written 2 stories for NCIS, and Harry Potter.


I love: Chocolate, Smallville and books

I hate: Tomatoes, Rain and Rats

Lol you must think I'm insane, oh well.

Have just seen this and must add. Never realised I was so stereotypical lol

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (lol, look down) I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you're a girl) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I don’t DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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You Better Be Worth It by Avrenim13 reviews
After being dumped and humiliated by his boyfriend, Kurt decides to buy himself some dignity in order to save face at his best friend's wedding. Little does he know he's about to cross paths with someone from his past in an unexpected way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,032 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 2/17/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Can You See Me? by aniezaf reviews
Merlin is hopelessly in love with Arthur, but Arthur doesn't see, and his the only one... What will it take for Arthur to finally see Merlin and his love...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,437 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Twenty nine point eight degrees Fahrenheit by awkward innuendo reviews
Prologue: "I can't." It was black when Kurt ran out. On that cold, open night, Kurt could think of only one place he wanted to be. He climbed into his truck and started the engine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,681 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
The Dangers of Loneliness by PhantomGrimalkin reviews
Movieverse. Bruce dealing with feeling outcast on the team and noticing a foe more than he really should be. Loki/Bruce-ish.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,368 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Loki] - Complete
Chelsea by ThePenIsMighty reviews
McGee gets a surprise one morning, and suddenly life is not the same. Protecting a little girl is rough, but it is even tougher when she calls you "Daddy." Now McGee has choices to make, and why do they include Ziva? Completed.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 38,187 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Take Me In by MintSauce reviews
Mickey's Dad finds out about Mickey being gay and even though Ian's not there, but he finds the Gallaghers are still willing to take Mickey in.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,322 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
The Ava Watson Verse 1: Paved with love by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,497 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His own little hell by OneStepInc reviews
Everyone believes that David Karofsky is just an ignorant bully, but maybe...maybe there is more to him then meets the eye.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Worst That Could Happen by LucyToo reviews
Kurt tries to help Dave find his way out of the closet. When things go more wrong for Dave than Kurt ever would have guessed, it's up to Kurt to help Dave pick up the pieces. Non-con, violence, homophobia, Kurtofsky. Now complete!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,927 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Behind The Scenes by esprit en deuil reviews
Gibbs gives up his solitary life by getting together with a subordinate. But is she the right one for him? after all, she's not the only one who has the hots for the boss. Read the A/N at the beginning of the first chapter!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,012 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Single Misplaced Word by MysteryFan15 reviews
Tim was stung by the comment and its implication. Events of the week continued to push him away from his team. Can Gibbs make things right when he doesn't even realize he started this downhill slide? Set after the episode Untouchable in Season 3.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,802 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Season Five: New York, New York by Yahtzee reviews
My own take on a fifth season for UB - in New York City, rather than London. Betty/Daniel focused, but with storylines for all the major characters. Posting elsewhere from chapter 23 onward.
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 159,992 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Betty S., Daniel M.
When Time Stops by henriettayuki reviews
After Owen asks Toshiko on a date, time stops and rewrites.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Owen H., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
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A wedding sparks memories of a happier time for a certain young wizard but can he bare to remember all he's lost?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,527 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Painted Tears reviews
A crime, A friendship, A new found love?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Tim M.