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Joined 05-30-11, id: 2948540, Profile Updated: 05-19-13
Author has written 5 stories for Recess, Treasure Planet, Legend of Zelda, Dragon Hunters/Chasseurs de dragons, and Little Mermaid.

Hello, peoples.

I am an amateur novelist (heavy emphasis on the amateur) and university student who also happens to be a huge lover of good fanfiction. Got a well-written shipping/humour fic? I'm there. Most of the time I like reading fics about one of my biggest loves, animated shows/movies. I am a Disney Fangirl, an on-the-sly crack/crossover-shipper, and a lover of under-the-radar cartoons.

My main goal when writing fanfiction is to keep canon characters as consistent and in-character as humanely possible - I like exploring the possibilities of canon, not reinventing it. Also, y'know, improving as a writer and geeking out and stuff.

A warning: as anyone who has ever read anything by me knows, I am the slowest updater in the world, and I'm sorry about that. However, I assure you that I never half-ass any of my writing; I put as much effort into my fanfics as I do into my original prose, and strive to always give you Grade A quality material... or at least as close to that as I can get.

In Progress Fics:
- "The Way the Cornchip Crumbles" (a Recess fic starring the oft overlooked character of Cornchip Girl) ON HOLD
- "The Heart of a Coward" (a Dragon Hunters ship-fic focusing on the Gwizdo/Zoria pairing) ON HOLD

Deadfics: "Hold My Breath" (a Treasure Planet/The Little Mermaid crossover) - I've really lost my mojo with this one, guys, I'm sorry. Dead until further notice.

Currently Fangirling Over: This Book is Full of Spiders (Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It) by David Wong (aka Jason Pargin)the sequel to John Dies at the End (which also goes by the title of GREATEST BOOK OF ALL TIME EVER).

UPDATES: I'm out of commission until further notice, guys, I'm sorry. There is so much in the wonderful world of media that inspires me, and I doubt that'll ever change. But I've got problems that are impinging on my creative flow beyond mere writer's block. I don't want to air my dirty laundry online, but suffice to say that they're family related, they're serious, and they aren't going to go away any time soon. I will update what I can, when I can, but I make no promises. Know that each review, fave, and follow warms my rusty ol' heart -- I get way more of them than my shoddy work ethic warrants. :)

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The Upgrade by Moonlady reviews
Or maybe 'Sugar Rush: Vanellope's Upgrade'. A more sensible take on the 'Vanellope gets an adult avatar and OMG she and Ralph are suddenly in love' tale. Because I loved it, but I wanted to do something different with it. No actual 'plot' per se... Just fooling around with the idea. Rated T for what might happen later on. Ralph/Vanellope in the future. ON PERMANENT HIATUS
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 49,920 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
The Coldest and The Boldest by TectonicPlatez reviews
Tooth is just an ordinary girl with an unusual obsession. She's best friends with a Russian exchange student, a narcoleptic mute, and an Aussie vegetarian. Life was already an adventure for Tooth, but things begin to speed up as she slowly befriends Jack Frost, the coldest kid in town. Jack is hiding something dark, and Tooth is determined to help. AU **UNDERGOING REVISIONS
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,922 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Your Devils and Your Deeds by AnnaYesMaam reviews
A view of the finale that Ted Mosby didn't see and couldn't see, no matter how much the writing was on the wall. Spanning decades and continents, their story was never perfect and they were never perfect, but they were always right.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,593 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Barney S., Robin S.
Honor thy Father by DaesGatling reviews
COMPLETE What if Gold was the one that raised Emma? And what if Regina was slightly affected by the curse so that she didn't realized the daughter that Mr. Gold adopted as his own was the savior and right in front of her nose ? AU. Warning: Character Deaths. Avatar Credit: abbas-ragamuffin.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 137 - Words: 458,510 - Reviews: 3805 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Jefferson/Mad Hatter - Complete
there's no space for you here (but there is in my heart) by gungnirburst reviews
Nagisa insists on spending a night at Rei's house. Rei agonizes over everything. [Reigisa.]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2013 - [Rei R., Nagisa H.] - Complete
You Almost Fell by V.Elske reviews
Victor is having a lonely night at Granny's, drowning his sorrow in coffee instead of his usual alcohol, much to everyone's surprise. But someone has been keeping an eye on him and when a tankard of beer suddenly appears under his nose, the night starts taking a very unexpected twist. [Frankenwolf]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Dr. Whale/Dr. Victor Frankenstein, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood - Complete
Red Doctor by V.Elske reviews
Tumblr prompt: Imagine your OTP getting into a heated argument and person A accidentally confesses their love for person B out of frustration. [Frankenwolf] [guest starring: a crazy fangirl]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Dr. Whale/Dr. Victor Frankenstein, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood - Complete
When We Were One by auri mynonys reviews
While visiting Minas Tirtih, Éowyn wants to explore but finds that no one will take her. She convinces Gríma to be her guide and guardian, and together they make their way into Minas Tirith posing as commoners - and as husband and wife. Fluff of the highest order.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
A Favor Owed by auri mynonys reviews
Eowyn needs Grima's help in finding some historical information on Shieldmaidens. But Grima's help comes with a price.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by susieboo reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
Carry This Picture by Ruby Sword reviews
Before the frost, before the visions, before the crown, he was just Simon. And tonight, he met a girl. Fluffy SimonXBetty oneshot
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Ice King - Complete
Midknight At The Oasis by Little Kuriboh reviews
Marik and Bakura realise they've been cybering with each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Long Gone by Little Kuriboh reviews
MATURE FIC. A stranger visits the Valley of the Kings, and discovers they've made some interesting changes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town by Little Kuriboh reviews
Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Figure it Out by HappinessIsntAFishYouCanCatch reviews
Sure, Spinelli is back and slightly reunited with the gang but theres so much more that needs to be figured out. Its about family, friends, heartbreak, divorce, tragedies. Life. Being 16. Its about filling in blanks and figuing it out.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,231 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 7/8/2008
Road to Hell by skrybble reviews
When your sister's dating your angsty ex-enemy, her relatively preferable ex isn't over her, and you and your best friend have the plan of a lifetime, it's paved with good intentions. Tokka, MaikoISH, Kataang; republished from '100'.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,147 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
How to Keep a Toddler Locked in a Tower: A Guide by KingofJesters reviews
Frollo and Gothel's guide to keeping a child locked in a tower for fifteen years or more!
Crossover - Hunchback of Notre Dame & Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - M. Gothel - Complete
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Nude On The Moon by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
Her boyfriend is an alien. This may or may not be a big problem. Mature subjects, nothing too explicit. Spoilers, ahoy!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Next Time by Naoko Asakura reviews
(RIVERDALE AU.) Jughead eats. Betty cooks. He remembers how much she means to him. She remembers that sometimes, the best things in life are right under your nose. REVISED WITH NEW SCENES.
Riverdale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Jughead J., Betty C. - Complete
A Road to El Dorado Parody by meggannn reviews
What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
Nightshade Seduction by TaintedSpells reviews
She is the key to his revenge. The process is complex, but oh so fun. Seduction. Betrayal. Manipulation of her precious emotions and mind. He enjoys it more than he should, and the more he touches and talks to her, the closer his doom creeps. Synlet
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,269 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Comedy of Errors by DJNS reviews
On the eve of Sokka and Suki's wedding, the gang learns Toph has a crush on the Dragon of the West. Hilarity ensues. Kataang/Maiko/Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,968 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
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The Heart of a Coward reviews
Zoria returns to the Snoring Dragon for some rest & relaxation, and falls head over heels for wealthy customer Mortimer. Gwizdo hates him but isn't quite sure why. A dragon needs slaying, cash needs earning, and feelings need sorting-out. What's a coward in denial to do?
Dragon Hunters/Chasseurs de dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Gwizdo, Zoria
Unwanted reviews
Gwizdo has a bad dream, one he's had many times before - but this time, Zoria's there to bug him about it. A quick little one-shot taking a peek at Gwizdo's abandonment issues. GwizdoXZoria (Rated T for couple-sharing-a-bed-ness and cuddling, just to be safe)
Dragon Hunters/Chasseurs de dragons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Gwizdo, Zoria - Complete
The Way the Cornchip Crumbles reviews
Theresa LeMaise, once known as Cornchip Girl, has just entered her freshman year of high school. There she meets old friends, falls in love for the first time, and becomes the only thing that can keep lifelong friendships from breaking apart.
Recess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Gus G.
Hold My Breath reviews
When Princess Ariel saves the life of Jim Hawkins, a young man she finds bleeding out on the beach, she never expected to fall for him. Especially since she's already married to the man of her dreams, Prince Eric. In the face of love, loneliness, and a ruthless alien assassin bent on getting to Jim at any cost, Ariel's courage is put to a brutal test. JimXAriel
Crossover - Treasure Planet & Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Jim Hawkins
Last Forever reviews
She's Hylia reborn. He's her chosen hero. But what does destiny mean to him? All he wants is his Zelda. The SS "Gate of Time" cutscene told from Link's POV. Oneshot. Implied ZeldaXLink, nothing heavier than in the game.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete