Invader Phoenix
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Joined 05-30-11, id: 2948699, Profile Updated: 06-08-12
Author has written 26 stories for Invader Zim, Hunger Games, Star Wars, Ib, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

Hello! I'm Invader Phoenix, also known as bak602 (BEE-AY-KAY SIX-OH-TOO). As you should know, I am a fanfiction writer (if you didn't know that already, see a doctor. PLEASE). And introducing... my servants, Edward and Jacob!

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My Information, Opinions, and Stuff:

Name: Just call me Blake.

Age: YOU NEED NOT KNOW THESE THINGS, PEOPLE OF THE INTERWEBS!

Gender: Female.

Favorite Colors: Sky blue and purple.

Brain or Brawn?: Brain. I am NOT BRAWN. Trust me.

Edward: Stick figure version of Edward Cullen from my comics who now serves as my servant. Hates me and is VERY unsupportive. In love with Bella and wants Jacob dead.

Jacob Black: Stick figure version of Jacob Black who is also my servant. Turns into a poodle and dies frequently. Hates me less than Edward and isn't very... smart.

Friends on Fanfiction: lostlives12, vocagirl, Cylonblaze, Diana Lily and Isabella, pokekinz0520, TheAlmightyTacoGaurdianBlez, Wensdays.

Hobbies: Singing, writing, drawing comics, FANFICTION!!!

Yaoi/yuri: I don't like these fan pairings. Don't get mad at me or whatever- we're all entitled to an opinion.

Various Likes: Invader Zim, Ace Attorney, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, Star Wars, The Hunger Games, singing, drawing, Fanfiction(duh), drawing/doodling.

Various Dislikes: Flamers, trolls, Mary-Sues, doing things that involve athletic ability, slash, fammeslash, feeling out-of-place, awkward silences, Kristoph Gavin.

Favorite Music: Taylor Swift, Daughtry, Skillet, Paramore, Hawk Nelson, Lauren Alaina, Evanescence.


RANDOM ABOUT ME QUESSYCHUNS AND ANSWER THING:

Your weakness: Many things. I'm not gonna get specific and all that junk...

Your fears: Death, many things...

Your perfect pizza: BACON, CHEESE, BEEF, CHEESE-STUFFED CRUST, PERRERONI!!!

Goal you would like to achive this year: Get a good part in a musical.

Most overused phrase on an instant messenger: XD. Don't worry, I use it, too. I use emoticons a LOT...

Thoughts first waking up: Morning... WANT MORE SLEEP...

Your best physical feature: Uhhh... How do you answer this question WITHOUT looking like an egotist?

Your bedtime: Why on EARTH do you need to know?

Mcdonald's or Burger king: Either.

Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla. DON'T HATE ME!

Do you smoke: NONIE NONIE NOES.

Will you smoke: I don't plan on it. DON'T DO DRUGS!

Do you swear: Not often...

Do you sing: LIKE 24/7.

Do you shower daily: DUDE! WHAT IS WITH THESE QUESTIONS?!?

Do you behave yourself: I'm a goody-two-shoes rule follower who's always trying to be the good kid.

Do you get motion sickness: Meh.

Do you think you are attractive: Once again: egotist question.

Are you a health freak: ...

Do you get along with your parents: Pretty well, I guess.

Do you play an instrument: Flute. And vocal chords.

In the past month have you drank alchohol: No.

In the past month have you gone to a mall: Yes.

In the past month have you eaten sushi: DO NOT LIKE!

What you want to be when you grow up: Author, maybe voice actor.

What country you most want to visit: Some places in Europe, Japan.

Number of CD's I own: I have an IPod.

Fave music: Taylor Swift, Paramore, Weird Al Yankovic.

WNumber of CD's I own: I have an IPod.

Fave food: I like food...

Fave music: Taylor Swift, Paramore, Weird Al Yankovic!

What do your feet smell like: Feet...

What does your hair smell like: HAIR.

Can you clap with your feet: Negatory.

Have you seen purple cows: Nuh-Uh.

If you had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like: I don't drink soda. I'd give them to my Mountain-Dew-a-holic friend (you know who you are!)

When you think of the words 'George bush' what comes to mind: President.


MY OCs:

Gen Blair: Co-host of The Invader Zim Singing Challenge (IZSC). Likes to sing. Intelligent, but hyperactive. Friends with: Tsuki, GIR, and sometimes Tak, Dib, Lard Nar, and Zim. Hated by: the Tallest, Gaz, and sometimes Zim (who pretty much hates everybody). She hates Professor Membrane and the Control Brains. Became a member of the Resisty (LARD NAR, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?. Her favorite food is waffles. Proud owner of: the Magical Elevator of Torture, athe Cup of Punishment, and a sack of gummy bears that she hits people with. Likes ZATR and loves GAMR.

Tsuki Hitsu: Co-host of IZSC. Often wears black and a wolf's tooth around her neck. Loves vampires, Paramore, Twilight, and torturing people. Friends with: Gen, GIR, Gaz, and Tak. Hates: Dib, Professor Membrane, Dib, Justin Beiber, Dib, Dib, Tsume's attempts at romance, Dib, and anyone who annoys her. Did I mention she hates Dib? BARLEY TOLERATES Zim. She wants to be a vampire VERY badly. She is often irritated. Favorite foods: Pizza, chocolate, and Mountain Dew. I got her last name from the Japanese word "Hitsuzen" (inevitability), and it also serves as a pun for "hits you". Has a cameo in "Machine" as a high school gym teacher.

Ren (No last name): Zim and Tak's adopted human daughter. Black hair, green eyes. She has two sides to her personality: Kind, cheerful and smart, and calculating, mean, and determined. Her more negative side comes out around Zack, her rival, whom she fights to protect her family. Outside of New Generations, she acts a bit more zany and is a fierce ZATR supporter. Has a GIR-like SIR named KOR. A bit of a pyro. Easily hurt by words. Fears surgery, baloney, spiders, and harm coming to those she cares about.

Zack (No last name): Dib's son. Messy black hair and black eyes, glasses, wears a black trench coat (Hey, it looks pretty dang cool.). Hates his father and wants to escape from his shadow. Suffers from frequent and recurring nightmares and a hidden emotional struggle. Very quick to judge and skeptical. Outside of NG, he is often insulted or injured by Ren and Tsuki. Often sarcastic. Extremely nearsighted and can only see about a yard in front of him without his glasses.

Tsumetai Locke (Better known as Tsume): 248-year-old vampire who appears to be sixteen. Raised by another vamipre in service with his parents after their murder and his own transformation. After growing arrogant, cold, and callous, he was placed in a crystal prison for 130 years. During that time, his body was under a stasis- no physical change. Demonstrates cruelty and evil, and struggles at times to control himself. Black hair, pale gray skin, and red, slitted eyes. To appear in a future collaboration story. His name is derived from the Japanese word "tsumetai", meaning "cold". "Tsume" is also a word meaning "nail" or "claw". In IZSC, he has a crush on Tsuki, who he calls his 'night queen', much to her irritation. Oh, yeah, and the whole vampire thing comes with a weakness to sunlight.

Xave: Invader Zim OC. Irken, 123 years old. Standard pinkish-crimson eyes. Worked as a soldier before a shoulder injury. He was then placed as a guard, but wasn't given back his old job, despite the injury healing in a couple weeks. Found a robot unit called B-27, which ended up resulting in his being stranded on earth with B-27 and Cam. Tries repeadedly to steal equipment from ZIm, almost always failing. Very serious and a pessamist, with a high amount of determination. Unfriendly. Fears traveling at high speeds.

Cam: Invader Zim OC. Irken, 122 years old. Green eyes. Worked as a researcher for the Empire befire being stranded with Xave and B-27. Happy-go lucky, optimistic, cheerful, energetic, emotional, and loves having a good time. Easily distracted and doesn't think things through very well.

B-27: Invader Zim OC. Out-of-date robotic model that lived in a garbage heap for thirty years. Emotional and fun-loving, like Cam. Extremely protective and loving towards Xave, who he considers his master. Technically genderless, but referred to as male.


PAIRINGS- WHERE I STAND

Pairings I Like: GAMR, ZATR, Syaoran/Sakura, DAGiF, Apollo/Ema, Apollo/Vera, Ren/Zack (OC pairing), Zim and GIR family fluff, Katniss/Peeta, Cato/Clove, Lang/Shih-na, Leia/Solo, Phoenix/Iris.

Pairings I'm Neutral To: ZAGR (onesided), DATR(onesided), DAGrR, Watanuki/Himawari, Klema, Phoenix/Maya, Watanuki/Zatshiki-warashi, Katniss/Gale, Glimmer/Marvel.

Pairings I Dislike: ANY NON-CANON YAOI OR YURI, KuroFai, DomoWata, ZADR, PHOENIX/EDGEWORTH, PompousPep.

Crack Pairings I Enjoy: Peeta/Bread, Danny/Fenton Thermos, Clove/Knife, Tallest Purple/Ms. Bitters.


Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when you're going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when you're crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is the last day of school and you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.

Crazy is when you go in your backyard and have conversations with yourself and non-existant people while gesturing wildly.

Crazy is when you go outside and show off your Just Dance 2 moves in the rain. While singing along.

Crazy is when you watch Lord of the Rings with your family, and at the end, when they discuss it like nerds, you nod like you get it and when they finish talking, you look at something random and say, "Oh, shiny!...wait...what were we talking about again?"

Crazy is AWESOME!!!

Crazy is when you is on skype, and your friend randomly says, "Well, that guy's headed for certain death," and you laugh.

Crazy is saying, "There's a car in a river, and people in the car. How is that a fail? That's a win!!!"

Crazy is when you read crack pairing fics and make your own when you're bored.

Crazy is when you have memorized all the words to llamas with hats and repeat them to random people, just so you can creep them out.

Crazy is when you randomly say 'moo' or 'cheese'.

Crazy am when you don't not got no good grammars.

Crazy is when you recieve daily threats to get put in an asylum.

Crazy is when you make a list of where you put everything so as not to lose it, and you lose the list.

Crazy is when you can voluntarily make your eye twitch, and it looks realistic, too!

Crazy is when you ferociously growl like a mad wolf when your friends annoy you.

Crazy is when you put it on your To-Do list to memorize the universe's top ten most annoying songs.

Crazy is when you are in a quiet classroom, you fall out of your chair backwards, and start laughing insanely while everyone stares at you.

Crazy is when you constantly shout out non-sequitors. TORTELLINI!!!!!!!

Crazy is when you like eating paper.

Crazy is when you bend your computer or DS' screen and threaten it when it's being slow or you lose a game.

Crazy is when you say something that makes no sense to anyone but you and doesn't actually relate to anything, but you crack up, and when everyone stars giving you "looks", you cover up by saying it's an "inside joke."

Crazy is when you are PROUD of the fact that you can bash your head against a wall for five straight minutes and not feel a thing.

Crazy is when your stuff keeps falling out of your locker, and you randomly snap and start punching and kicking it and screaming, "HOW DO YA' LIKE ME NOW?!?!? HUH?!? YOU WANT SOME A' DIS?!? HUH? HUH?!?" and not even noticing that everyone is stopping and staring at you.

Crazy is when you burn your tongue on a hot liquid or omthing like that, shriek, spaz out, wonder how long it will take for your taste buds to grow back, then continue drinking the scalding liquid like nothing happened.

Crazy is when you have a staring contest with yourself

Crazy is when you've unintentionally done half, or more, of the things on this list.

Crazy is when you meow according to how you're feeling. (Happy meow when you're happy. Angry meow when you're angry.)

Crazy is when you put an entry in this list, then go back and re-paste it onto your profile months later.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


Okay, so take your iPod, and shuffle it for each part below! *Okay, I'll do it for fun. X3*

Opening Credits: "Literal Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer" by Toby Turner. *AWESOME. XD*

Birth: "Long Live" by Taylor Swift. *YAY! I'M NOT GONNA DIE YOUNG!*

First day at school: "I Want You Back" (live Taylor Swift Cover). *Yep. My love life looks great at this point.*

Falling in Love: "Misery Business" by Paramore. *MORE GREAT ROMANCE COMING MY WAY*

Fight Song: "Don't Wake Me" by Skillet. *Yay. I'll be dreaming and moping about my ex and get my BUTT KICKED.*

Breaking Up: "What I Meant to Say" by Daughtry. *Well, at least this fits.*

Prom: "Hallelujah" by Paramore. *Sounds pretty good. :)*

Life: "Blush" by Plumb. *So "wanting to be in love with only you" is my whole life. Sounds fantstic. T.T*

Mental Breakdown: "Should've When You Could've" by Skillet. *MY BREAKUPS WILL DRIVE ME CRAZY.*

Driving: "If I Die Young" by The Band Perry. *OH, NO.*

Flashback: "Fingernails" by Skillet.

Wedding: "Energy" by Skillet. *SKILLET IS ALL OVER MY LIFE. O.O But at least God's in this one. :)*

Birth Of Child: "Better Than Revenge" by Taylor Swift. *YAY. MY CHILD HAS THE SAME FUTURE AS ME.*

INTERMISSION: "Ours" by Taylor Swift. *Correction: Skillet AND Taylor Swift are all over my life.*

Final Battle: "Nothing Left to Show" by Hawk Nelson. *Cool.*

Death Scene: "Mine" by Taylor Swift. *MORE TAYLOR SWIFT. GOSH. But at least my death is a sweet song. :)*

Funeral: "Hang On" by Plumb. *Kinda late to hang on; I'm dead.*

End Credits: "End of the Dream" by Evanescence. *MY LIFE IS A DREAM?!? LE GASP!*

So, if I had to summarize what this iPod shuffle says for my life: MY LIFE IS FULL OF BREAKUPS AND UNFITTING MUSIC.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Away from Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.


INVADER ZIM QUOTES OF AWESOMENESS:

-"He needs you, Mary! You two such good friends, like hot dogs! Please hunt my master again! ...COUCH!" -GIR

-"Guess who made WAFFLES?!?" -GIR

-"Pretend it's a taco!" -Zim

-"There are things in here I never even dreamed of of! I'm gonna try and blow it up!" -Dib

-"Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!" -GIR

-"AH HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA... Ahem... I LOVE EARTH!" -Zim

-"AAAHHH! THE HIDEOUS MUTANT SQUID HAS ESCAPED AGAIN AND IT'S CREATED AN EVIL ARMY OF CYBORG ZOMBIES SOLDIERS TO DO IT'S EVIL BIDDING!" -Zim

-"Yes, yes, it will be magicl! But you must go!" -Dib robot

-"Of course my scary sister; I obey." -Zim

-"I was the turkey all along!" -GIR

-"Help! My head it's stuck! GIR! Help! I can't breathe! I-" -Zim

-"Can it protect you from- THIS?!?"

"SAMMICH!" *sandwich hits Dib in the face* "I had a sammich in mah head." -GIR and Zim

-"Deep down I'm baloney?"

"Yes."

"That's just dumb."

"Dumb like a moose Dib, DUMB LIKE A MOOSE!" -Zim and Dib

- "Why do you have to have a head?" -Gaz

-"HEY! Look at that garbage can!" -Dib

-"Me need PAK to think stuff!" -Zim

-"I don't know, I think he stopped being alive." -Tallest Red

-"NOOOOOOOOOOOand quit making fun of my head AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" -Dib

-"I MADE MASHED POTATOES!" -GIR

-"Go home and save your giant head of smell with your bad self!"

"Okay... there's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said." -Zim and Dib

-"I'm going to throw up." -Tallest Purple

-"My Tallest! My tallest! Hey my Tallest! Over here my Tallest! MY Tallest! My Tallest! Hey!..." -Zim

-"Dudi dudi doooooo... WAFFLES!" -GIR

-"All they see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest!"

"Wait, is there really a difference?" -Tak and Dib

-"You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuiiiiiiiiiiits?!?"

-"We... are... THE RESISTY!" -Lard Nar

-"That's a stupid name!" -Tallest Purple

-"MUST! SELF! DESTRUCT!" -Zim

-"Zim! We meet at last!"

"I just saw you three hours ago..." -Dib and Zim


The flollowing is an IZ questionare thingy that I've seen on a couple users' profiles, so here goes! WAFFLES!!!

1. If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Zim's base with GIR and ZIMMEH!

2. Which IZ character would you date?

Dating Zim would be HILARIOUS!

3. Which IZ character is your best friend?

GIR. He's awesome!

4. Which IZ character do you hate?

Tourqe Smackey, Poop Dawg, and the Control Brains.

5. Your favortite IZ episode?

Zim Eats Waffles. It. Is. HILARIOUS!!!!!!

6. Your favorite IZ character?

GIR or Zim.

7. Favorite almighty Tallest?

Purple, I guess.

8. Zim walks up to you. What do you do?

Go insane with obsessive happiness.

9. You just got 2 tickets to a concert. Who do you take with you?

GIR. Totally.

10. You acccidentally got stranded on a deserted island. Who is stuck with you?

Dib. He could probobly find means of escape and not act like a complete lunatic. He'd probobly cooperate pretty well.

11. Zim just asked you to help him repopulate Irk. What do you do?

NO! DUDE! EW!

12. Favorite IZ pairing?

GAMR, ZATR, and ZADF.

13. You and the Tallests are on the massive...

I hit them over their heads with a sack of gummy bears and scream, "LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN!"

14. If you could spend you Friday nights doing something, what would you do?

What? Have fun I guess.

15. Favorite IZ quote?

There are so many awesome ones, it's hard to decide. Look above for some of my faves.

16. Favorite Zim moment?

There are tons, but one of the best is in "Future Dib" when Zim laughs like a maniac, notices everyone watching him, and then grabs a kid's collar and screams "I LOVE EARTH!"

17. Favorite Dib moment?

"Hey, lookit that garbage can!" and "There are things here I've never even dreamed of! I'm gonna try and blow it up!"

18. Favorite Tallest moment?

-"What about Zim?"

"I don't know, I think he stopped being alive."

-"We are... THE RESISTY! We have come to-"

"Woah, woah, hold on... Did you say the 'Resisty'?"

"Yes, the Resisty."

"That's a stupid name."

"See? I told you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to you?"

19. Favorite GIR moment?

"Guess who made waffles?"

"I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THAT-"

"WAAAH! WAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

20. Favorite random moment?

From Mortos der Soulstealer:

ZIM: "Can it protect you from... THIS?!?"

GIR: "SAMMICH!" *sammich hits Dib and face and knocks him through a wall* "I had a sammich in mah head."


True Love:

Girl: Can you slow down?! I'm scared!

Boy: Sure, but first, tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now can we please slow down?

Boy: Hug me.

Girl hugs him

Boy: Now can you please take this helmet off me, it's bugging me?!

Girl takes off his helmet and puts it on her own head

Next day in the paper...

There was a motorcycle crash yesterday due to break failure. There were two passengers, but only one survived.

Halfway down the road the boy realized his breaks broke, but didn't want to scare the girl so he had her say 'i love you', and hug him one last time, then put his helmet on her so he would die but she would live...

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that this is really and truly, true love.


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.


From One Stranger To Another,
I hope you're alright. I hope you're doing more than just barely surviving because you deserve better than that. I want you to know that I care about you. Not for any special reason, but rather just because you're human. You are a human being and as such you deserve the utter uppermost respect, care, attention, value, appreciation, and admiration from every other human being. I want you to know that I hope everything works out. Above all, I just want you to have a good night and sleep well. I want all of this not for any special reason, but rather because there isn't a reason not to.
Sincerely, A Stranger.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!


15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


You say Martians.
We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye.
We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack.
We say PAK.

You say uprising.
We say RESISTY!

You say stupid.
We say 'advanced'.

You say idiot.
We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly.
We say big head.

You say 'The Song that Never Ends'.
We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot.
We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!"
We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens.
We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular".
We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say we're weird.
We say we're Invader Zim fans.

If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!


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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

Eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fi.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile and put your name on the list!asomepets, vocagirl, bak602

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with reciting Gir quotes all the time copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:INVADER GRIM, bak602

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My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal!

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, Invader Catara,INVADER GRIM, bak602

Do you like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Do you like french toast? If you can't wait to get a mouthful, copy and paste this in your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Silence is golden, but duct tape is SILVER.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, PIE!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have a fanfiction.net account, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I should hope you would...)

If you're a blond who gets straight A's. copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If at first you don't succeed, OBJECTION!

If you like Tsubasa Chronicle, copy and paste this onto your profile!

SAKURA AND SAYORAN WERE DESTINED FOR EACH OTHER!!!

I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27

If you get obsessed over things, then look back and realize how stupid some of them were, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

DON'T RUN FROM THE CANNABALISTIC LLAMA!

If you are a Miles Edgeworth fangirl, copy inpaste this onto your profile.

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('.') Copy and paste Bunny
('')_('') on your info to help him gain
world domination.

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If you hate the Phoenix/Edgeworth romance pairing and wish for it to BURN (MUA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!) copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: bak602

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If thou art a Shakespere nerd, copy and paste this onto yonder profile.

If you say IZ pairings like they appear instead of saying the letters (Saying "ZAGR" as "Zagger" or "GAMR" as "Gammer") copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you like ZATR, copy and paste this to your profile.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you Justin Beiber, you throw it back and say, "HEY! WHERE'S MY LEMONS?"

IF YOU ARE SUPER EXCITED FOR THE ACE ATTORNEY MOVIE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR STINKING PROFILE ALREADY!!!!!

If you love how much giroro cares about Natsumi, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe people should stop ignoring Dororo, copy and paste this to your profile

If Zim isn't the ONLY green, short, arrogant, stupid, alien invader and you know EXACTLY who I'm talking about, copy and paste this into your profile!!

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If ZADF is awesome, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever had the phrase "Epic fail" said to you, copy and paste this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (I hate rap. :D)

If you dislike Edward the sparkly vampire, copy and paste this to your profile. (He hates mah guts and wants meh to die.)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for you.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone you love has died, paste this to your profile.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

If you can't beat the computer at chess, try kickboxing.

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's something entirely different.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! BLUE GREEN AHHH! KITTY CATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! I ATE A BABY POSSUM ON A STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!! WONDER FUN MEAT WORLD WE MAKE THE BEEF JUST RITE!!!! CHEDDAR CHEESE PIE ATE MY BROTHER!! HE ATED HIM AND RAN OFF WITH MY SHOE AND A 20 DOLLAR BILL!!! I WAS GOING TO BUY ANOTHER SHOE WITH THAT 20 DOLLARS!! THE WAFFLE NINJAS ARE AFTER MY SOUP!
If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.

Chuck Norris is watching your every movement right now... this moment...

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Edward is NOT a vampire. He lives in the woods, doesn't drink human blood, and he sparkles in the sunlight. He is obviously A FAIRY. Copy and paste this to your profile if you agree!

After I bought a Michael Jackson CD...Michael died. After I bought a Slipknot CD...Paul Gray died. Then I bought an iPhone...and Steve Jobs died. Soo...tomorrow...I'm going to buy the whole Twilight saga.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you don't do drugs, copy/paste this into your profile.

Doing drugs= Ruining your life.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that you're not perfect, copy this to your profile. (Not perfect=NOT A MARY-SUE!)

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile. (LEAVE ME AND MY CARTOONS ALOOONNNEE!)

If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you love Star Wars, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you, sadly, cannot use the Force, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked like Yoda, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.

Here's to the dreamers, who see everything in color while the world is getting darker.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!!!!!

I hate you! Well, not hate you, but I dislike you very much.

SUPER TOILET!!!

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.


YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AN ACE ATTORNEY FAN WHEN:
1. You buy airplaine tickets to Japan. You go kick CAPCOM's butt if they don't release GK2 or PW vs PL in America/Europe!
2. You ask the people at the grocery store if they stock Snackoos
3. You search youtube trying to find if there's really a band called The Gavinners
4. You randomly yell "OBJECTION!" "HOLD IT!" "TAKE THAT!" "GOTCHA" and "EUREKA!"
5. You lecture people who don't know what Ace Attorney is on how epicly amazing it is.
6. You try and play Mental Chess with people.
7. When you buy airplaine tickets, you try and search for iFLY tickets.
8. You understand when your fellow Ace Attorney nerds say "GS, AA, JFA, TT/T&T, AJ, GK/ME:AAI KG-8, DL-6, SL-9"
10. You pretend to whip people when you're angry at them.
11. You Can spell its Japanese name.
12. You Know that Phoenix's Japanese name is Naruhodo Ryuiichi, Maya's is Mayoi Ayasato, and Edgeworth's is Mitsurugi Reiji.
13. You Have actually told someone that your favorite band is the Gavinners.
14. You Have a potted plant in your room called "Charley".
15. You Also have a potted cactus called "Billy."
16. You Refer to your car as your steel steed.
17. Or you refer your motorcycle as your hog.
18. Your ringtone is the Steel Samurai theme song.
19. You Believe that the jury has no say in the verdict, even if they collectively chant "GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!"
20. You Learn the Blue Badger dance.
21. You Think old ladies should wear space suits.
22. You use "OBJECTION!" as part of your everyday vocabulary.
23. You suddenly can't help watching shows like "Boston Legal" and "Law and Order".
24. You believe all judges are gullible.
25. You call all monkeys "Money", which really confuses your family when you go to the zoo.
26. You think it's normal for a 24-year-old man to have gray hair.
27. You believe that prosecutors have the free time to become rock stars.
28. You have a favorite pairing(s), which you defend viciously like the rabid fangirl/boy that you are.
29. You have actually drawn out a diagram of a murder to explain it to a friend.
30. You drink coffee. Lots and lots and lots of coffee, and all of it black.
31. You find yourself calling your friends "pal" or "kitten".
32. You have looked for Luminol on ebay.
33. You watch the kid's show "Go, Diego, Go!" just to laugh hysterically as you imagine the real Diego swinging on vines.
34. You say, "Witness, you've had a long day. Shut your pie-hole." (a la Manfred Von Karma) instead of "Shut up."
35. You spend at least an hour spiking your hair every morning.
36. You like amuse yourself by seeing if you can use fool more times in one sentence than Franziska Von Karma.
37. You are extremely suspicious of bellboys, and always look to see if they're wearing black leather gloves.
38. You actually thought about how Edgeworth would look carrying that enormous stuffed bear in case 2-4. (Farewell, My Turnabout)
39. You couldn't stop laughing for half an hour after picturing Edgeworth carrying that enormous stuffed bear.
40. You always take the stairs instead of elevators.
41. You think cravats are either a) handsome (if you like Edgeworth); or b) hilarious (if you dislike Edgeworth).
42. You really, really wish he was real, just so you could write PINK in huge letters on the back of his suit jacket. C'mon. It's totally pink.
42. You actually responded out loud when he said, "…D-do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?" in T&T.
43. Your favorite comeback to the elderly's complaints about your clothing is, "You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine!" ...or, at least you think it.
44. You never, under ANY circumstances, wear nail polish AND bite your nails. Who knows if Kristoph Gavin poisoned it or not?
45. You have a mild (yet healthy) fear of being murdered by an acrobat at the circus. However, you are no longer afraid of clowns and address them all as "Moe".
46. You eat instant noodles whenever you can out of sympathy for Gumshoe.
47. You make paper dolls of all the characters and re-enact certain scenes.
48. You plan to give your child a strangely spelled name like "Maggey Byrde" in case it helps them if they are accused of murder, see case 2-1.
49. You're afraid of swimming. Hey, you never know where Damon Gant will appear.
50. You begin to feel a lot warmer toward hobos, especially ones wearing blue beanies.
51. You steal someone's lunch money to inspire them to become a lawyer. They'll thank you someday.
52. You wonder if all rockstars have a secret daytime job. Say, as a prosecuting attorney.
53. You rant to your friends for hours about Von Karma, Engarde, etc.
54. You tried literally every piece of evidence to make Regina happy at the end of case 2-3, because you refuse to just google it.
55. You think a good going-away gift is a whip.
56. You think pink-colored glasses will help you get a 97 on your science test.
57. You know that 97 is the score Ema bragged about in case 1-5.
58. When someone finds you out, you just snap- bite your hat like Ini, shatter your glasses like Adrian or best of all slam your head Von Karma-style.
59. You start referring to your school ID as a badge.
60. You present your badge to anyone you meet with a flourish and wait for their reaction.
61. You can't figure out the difference between a ladder and a step-ladder, and are proud of it.
62. You wish you had witty name like Winston Payne or Dick Gumshoe.
63. You get in trouble for pointing dramatically at your teacher and yelling "OBJECTION!" whenever they slip up.
64. You have sudden, inexplicable cravings for burgers.
65. You have sculpted your own "The Thinker" and made it into a clock.
66. You call hot dogs "Samurai Dogs".
67. You are always just a little bit afraid to open the trunk of your car, especially if you own a flashy red sports car.
68. You laugh hysterically when you see a sign for "Apollo's Hair Salon"…and then debate about entering and asking for the Herr Forehead style.
69. You can relate any song that comes on the radio to one of the characters, cases, or pairings.
70. You copy and paste this into your profile.


Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "OWNED!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.


You know you watch too much Invader Zim When:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!


STEROTYPES. Some steryotypes people have are just plain stupid. Bold ones about me. Also, any involving particular age will not be bolded.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be attractive.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a mature content tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL suffer.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should suffer.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid or stuck up
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be an inappropriate dresser.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking person.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (I'm a quarter Polish.)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Not gonna bold this because you look like an egotist if you do.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
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I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be 'sharing time' with them.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I BE FEMALE, LIST-CREATING HUMAN!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (ACE ATTORNEY FTW!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be crazy.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Used to be. Played the flute. :))
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser (Read them? Not only that, I DRAW them!)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Me? Emo? Seriously?)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend having a baby.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (I don't really rant about it, but I don't want to see our world turn into the movie WALL-E.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be rude.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless
I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED
I am FEMINIST, so I MUST be LESBIAN.
I am a SCIENTIST, so I MUST be ATHEIST.
I am CLOSE TO MY FAMILY, so I MUST be going to live with my family when I'm 50.
I am a COUNTRY PERSON, so I MUST have like, 20 kids.


Well, that's my profile. If you read all that, THANK YOU. Oh, and remember:

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Complete Turnabout by Nenilein reviews
Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 317,285 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick
Fear by The Writer Of Stories reviews
Because EVERYONE is afraid of something. "Believe it or not, his eyeballs were gone! It was soooo weird! But you know, he's my best friend so if he doesn't want his eyeballs, that's his own choice!" A multi chapter about the fears of the Invader Zim cast. UPDATE: Keef added
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011
Little Child Be Mine by XrosaryX reviews
She wanted her. Not her rose. Her. The little girl who looked like her.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Lady In Red, Ib/Eve - Complete
Designed that Way by TheWaterFox reviews
He didn't want her to know the truth. She was too young to realize he was fibbing. But it eased her mind... and that's all he'd ever wanted. [pre-game, during-game, post-game, shifting perspectives.]
Ib - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Mirror by Jaywings reviews
Zim's newest plan for world domination begins with the construction of a portal and, as usual, ends with things going very, very wrong.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,386 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir - Complete
A Collective of Doomed Moments by Clawed Galaxy Dragon reviews
Oneshots featuring the main IZ characters (Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir, ect.) Topics range from agonizing math homework to terrifying trips to the local pool, each one likely focusing on a specific genre (humor, adventure, action, possibly romance.) First up: "Dib filth? Why do you have Jupiter drawn on you?" "Its called a tattoo, Zim. Jeez." "...Can I erase it?" "No, moron!"
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Zim, Dib
Alone Again by InvaderMia reviews
Zim's gone. Dib's a clone. He soon finds himself taking care of GIR, at Zim's request. When Zim turns up captured, Dib must set aside his own feelings and internal conflicts to save his own mortal enemy. DAGiF, slight ZADF. Read and Review.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Dib, Gir - Complete
Sympathy by TiffanySK reviews
"The man knew that Daniel harbored a hero complex, but he had never seen him in such agony because of it."
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
100 Things by purplefishcake reviews
Being stranded in a deserted desert, the Phoenix Wright characters began to write 100 things they knew about each other while waiting for help to arrive. OOCness included..
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,144 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011
The Nightmare I Call my Life by Foxyshy reviews
When Zim catches a strange disease that causes him to turn into a werewolf, and brutal killings start becoming a daily occurence, it's a struggle to stay alive in a setting that is becoming more and more dangerous. And who is the black wolf? R&R, ZADF.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,646 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Dib, Zim
A New Perspective by Clawed Galaxy Dragon reviews
Humans died. It was a fact of life, and Zim narrowed his eyes to gleaming red slits as he pored over the designs to his latest project. The Dib was by no means old, but eventually he too would pass on. Shaking the thought off, the Irken resumed work. Preserving Dib was important. He didn't know why just yet, but he knew it all the same. And to preserve, he had to change. Irken Dib.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Zim, Dib
The Final Chapter by ForbiddenDreams13 reviews
Set after "Forgotten Portrait". Garry remains trapped on the other side of the mural while life goes on in the real world. Years pass and he decides it's time to close the book on Guertena's twisted world once and for all.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Garry - Complete
Octopus Head by The Almighty Mahokins reviews
Ib contemplates what Garry's odd hair looks like. drabble-ish.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
You're So Stupid by stretch the faunlet reviews
Their friendship was definitely an odd one. A bunch of drabbles surrounding Zim and Dib's weird friendship. NO ROMANCE. ZADF. Ten drabbles per chapter! UPDATED!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Zim, Dib
A Doom Filled Trip by Clawed Galaxy Dragon reviews
"Horrible, you're all here today." Ms. Bitters growled, looking over the classroom. "Now that you're all sitting and quiet, I have an announcement. In order to reduce misery-induced suicide rates among the student body, the principal has ordered the next three days to be a retreat- to the awful doom-filled beach. I hope you all burn in the sun and die." Dib grinned in anticipation.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,787 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Epilogue of Ib by Joker Extreme reviews
A series of short epilogues for each of Ib's multiple endings.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
Parenthood by stretch the faunlet reviews
One-shots surrounding Zim, Tak, and their newest challenge together: Parenthood. ZATR. UPDATED! CHAPTER 13 ADDED! Extra surprise for any Skoodge/Tenn fans out there at the end of Chapters 12 and 13. Take a guess. :D
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,079 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Zim, Tak
Then and That by Shiroi Iyasu reviews
And he concluded, eventually, that a fake is still a fake regardless. -sentences drabble-
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Garry - Complete
IZ Questionaire of Doom! by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Ask the characters of Invader Zim questions! Or give them dares, whichever you prefer. Let your imagination hit you! Promised hilarity!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 222,034 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011
Ib All Alone by Halfsan reviews
-Oneshot- Since Garry's visit to the art gallery, he's been having strange nightmares, all involving a little girl. Are these nightmares just recurring dreams, or is it some sort of subconcious memory?
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Deceit by Lilly Winters reviews
Red with blood I lay in dust, sleeping away the hours of my dreams... Within the short flow of time's bittersweet flight, Zim's life is changed. Gir is there for him - until the end.The length of their friendship is shown in one short night. Zim and Gir Friendship. New Writing Style. Feedback Greatly Welcome.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Gir Sings the Cheeseburger Song by OhHowDelightfullyDreadful reviews
CONTINUED! Zim is gone for the night, and Gir feels the need to express himself to no one in particular through song and dance. With things ever be the same? Definitly no real romance. I do not own Invader Zim.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Gir
Shadows of the Past by Solitaire Emerald reviews
Sometimes we want to see our past. Sometimes we don't. But at this moment, Miles Edgeworth didn't know what to think.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Miles E. - Complete
Changes by Diana E. Gray reviews
When Edgeworth makes a terrible mistake that plunges him into an alternate world of how his life could have been, he'll soon discover that some things are not to be changed. Cover: Fanart by Shizuka Ayasato
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,519 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [Miles E., OC] - Complete
Strangeness and Charm by stretch the faunlet reviews
So strange it was to them both, yet so charming it felt as well. ZATR. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Phoenix Grows a Beard by Arglefumph reviews
Phoenix decides to grow a beard, because he thinks that will help him get a girlfriend. Does his plan succeed?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
The Halloween Party by Here I am Rambling Again reviews
Phoenix throws a Halloween party, and everyone is invited! Will Dahlia poison the punch? Will Klavier win Ema or lose her to Daryan? Will Phoenix and Iris hook back up? Can Max teach Trucy to fly? *gasp* Spoilers for all games. Many pairings. Ch 8 added.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011
Upon a Shooting Star by Tardigrade reviews
If asked, "What do you wish for?", how would you respond? A look at what makes the Ace Attorney characters what they are - human. Drabble series, I suppose. 5. Shih-na
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011
Doomy IZ Questionare & Dares thing by kurudoro reviews
Why this was made: I was bored.X3 READ REVIEW REJOICE! T just to be safe.;D
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,131 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Complete
Ghost in the Machine by Katty008 reviews
It is not a devil that resides in Kristoph Gavin's hand, but a demon; a demon with a thirst for the truth no matter the cost and who goes by the name of Edgeworth.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Apollo J., Miles E. - Complete
Eyes of a Killer by Splinter-the-dragonqueen reviews
"I kept waiting for him to smile and laugh. I willed him to say 'you should see the look on your face'. I wanted him to be joking. But he continued to glare at me with hatred. I realized then that this wasn't a game today. I was going to die." Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Ace Attorney Chatrooms by Fanficaddict12 reviews
A couple of AA characters enter separate chatrooms. What will they talk about? Rated T for language. Might contain spoilers and slight OOCness. Sorry for the bad summary.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,096 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010
Trucy's Father's Day Present by Shizuka Ayasato reviews
Trucy has the best, BEST, BEEEEEST Father's Day present for Phoenix EVER.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick, Trucy W. - Complete
Fun At Barnes and Noble by stretch the faunlet reviews
Zim and Dib explore the wonders that lie within Barnes and Noble... and of the joy of making fun of Twilight. ZADF one-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Snow by metasgirl reviews
Six figures stand, watching the snowy landscape.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Matter at Hand by Asa Turney reviews
You can take the lawyers out of the courtroom, but you can't take the courtroom out of the lawyers. Set between 1-4 and 1-5: Nick & Miles meet outside of court and share a conversation in the only way they seem to know how. Nonromantic P/E friendship fluff.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
The Flitting by Sideos reviews
ONESHOT. Zim is put into an asylum with Dib as company. He has no idea why he's there, although perhaps one can see why if they look hard enough. Sometimes one has to read between the lines and notice the little things to get the full picture. NO ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Hunger by Invader Nav reviews
Something terrifying has happened to Zim. And now he has cravings- powerful cravings. Cravings to drink blood. He's been turned into a neophyte and he and Dib have until next full moon to find a cure. They're being watched. And the Hunger is hard to fight
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Zim, Dib
This ZADF stuff is crap by PartyPoisonandFunGhoul reviews
Not really. Fiona just needed a title. ZaDf stuff, though I can reluctantly see how it could be misinterpreted as ZaDr. One-shot. Please R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Alien Filth by Tallest Red reviews
"I highly doubt that. Your people don't care about you. They never did, and you know it deep down in your heart. You're an outcast, just as I was." one-shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Zim looks for batteries! by Familiar47 reviews
When Zim's PAK is stolen, he has to rely on an Emergency PAK. Problem: It constantly needs to charge! If you watched Crank or Crank 2 you'll see the similarities. One-shot! Please note this was made in a rush, so expect grammar mistakes I'll fix later.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Zim, Tak - Complete
You say, I say by Splinter-the-dragonqueen reviews
ZADF oneshot...no flames please...NOT ZADR! Rated T to be safe...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
IZ: What Will Be, Will Be by Cryssy-miu reviews
There are defectives, there are enemies - many who find out how alike their lives really are. There are adventures, ones that change personalities, and there are bonds. There are secrets - many that change our lives. Most of all, our will to remain strong
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,718 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010
30 Little ZaTR Things by The Writer Of Stories reviews
Woo! What happens when I find a random word generator and feel like writing ZATR? This! Rated K for kissing. ZATR if you didn't catch that.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Only Human Oneshot by May Sparrow reviews
Oneshot. In which we learn why Dib's head is so big, and the fatal consequences of its size. Character death, slight ZADF.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Edgey Chronicles by Satoumon reviews
Pre-AA. A collection of oneshots about the childhood and teen-age of everyone's favorite pink-and-frilly prosecutor.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Miles E., Franziska vK.
Skittles by KatrinaKaiba reviews
Gumshoe digs up a memory that sparks an interesting bout of remembering for both parties involved.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Dick G., Miles E. - Complete
Lost Memories by bbarracuda reviews
Zim, was walking home from skool, Dib saw him, and then, IT happened... ZADF!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Zim, Dib
MURDER by star3catcher reviews
Come one! Come all! For a night of fun, laughter, and dinner! But also another thing... you get to help solve a murder mystery! AUDITIONS ARE OVER.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008
The Scariest Thing by SyberiaWinx reviews
Edgeworth learns the meaning of true terror after a dare from Maya to investigate one of her favorite places and try his hand at something dreadful. Won third place in Court Records' fanfic contest.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Miles E., Maya F. - Complete
Tik Tok by Duck Life reviews
Dib's version of Kesha's "Tik Tok". Please R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Dib - Complete
You Might Be A Danny Phantom Fan If by sammanson21 reviews
A list of ways to tell if you are obsessed with Danny Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Danny F., Sam M.
50 Words of ZADF by JoeMerl reviews
When a young paranormal investigator is best friends with a psychotic alien monster, life is bound to be weird in a whole lot of ways. Here and fifty of them. Friendship, not ZADR, one-shot, complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Just Laugh by Cryssy-miu reviews
Sometimes all you need to do is loosen up, have fun, and laugh once in a while. See the little things in life.....even for a certain little irken. Random Zim and GIR and Minimoose fluff! Non slash! One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Zim, Gir - Complete
I Need by You'veBeenJayed reviews
Why is Zim acting so weird? And what's up with that sparking backpack of his? Well, Dib is going to figure it out one way or another. No ZADR, just friendship.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Maya Writes a Fanfic by Arglefumph reviews
Maya with some help from Pearl writes a fanfic about Edgeworth finding a girlfriend. And of course, things spin out of control when the fanfic starts coming true.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Maya F. - Complete
And Still He Stood by tere moto the sentry reviews
Dib makes the ultimate sacrifice for Gaz, and now Gaz will never see her brother, or life, the same way again.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
And Then Dib Blew Up by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Fanfictions written by the cast of Zim! Examples are Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR, Ms. Bitters, the Tallest, Tak, Iggins, Minimoose, Skoodge, Keef, Bill, Prof. Membrane, Gretchen, Nny for some reason, the Roboparents, Sizz Lorr, Mimi, and one last guest star.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
How the Zim Stole Xmas by tere moto the sentry reviews
I know this sort of thing has been done before, but I had my own twist to put on it. Parody of Dr. Suess's "How the Grinch Stole Christmas".
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Zim - Complete
Stille Nacht by Dibsthe1 reviews
The title is German for "Silent Night," but the rest of this fic is definitely in English. As Dib prepares to throw a snowball at Zim, he remembers something which Darkbootie told him happened one Christmas during World War One.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Invader Zim: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Looneygamemaster reviews
Everyone's favorite maniacal green alien stars in this classic horror tale! Happy Halloween!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Zim - Complete
Skool Assignment by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Series of short oneshots. Zim has to write a poem? Gee, I wonder what he'd write... update More poem assignments from the cast.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Zim, Dib, Gir, Gaz - Complete
Parallel Universes and the Problems They Cause by IndigoClockwork reviews
In a freak barrier-blurring between two parallel universes, Dib finds himself in the body of a Mary-Sue. How will he cope with his new-found Sueness? Will anything ever be the same again? Rated cause I like the letter T, obviously Mary-Sue warning.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
I Won't Let You Disappear Too by Gypsy Dancing Girl reviews
Watanuki tucks Maru and Moro into bed while talking with Yuuko. Oneshot. No pairings.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - K. Watanuki, Maru & Moro - Complete
Trivially Wright by Christen-kun reviews
A collection of short PW fics mostly 1 to 2 scenes long. Rating might change for future chapters. Enjoy!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007
A Story with a Disappionting Ending by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
What happens when I try to write romance? I fail miserably, duh. The only thing that comes out of me is a story with a disappionting ending. If you're a romance fan, that is... XD
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
The Christmas Poem by Dajypop reviews
Zim writes a poem for each and every person that he is stuck in his meaningless, existencial stay on Earth. His take on what he thinks of them all.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Zim - Complete
Oh the Humanity by Sideos reviews
Oh the Humanity! 5 years after the show. Zim decides to increase his height to beat Dib and remain inconspicuas to his class mates. But he soon begins to suffer side effects. No ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,747 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
GIR's Friday Night Live by ShNLo reviews
When GIR decides to host his own talkshow, things get pretty nutty pretty fast... can you handle the nuttiness? A collection of onechapter stories.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 9/28/2005
The humans are stretching by Blahsblah2001 reviews
About sixth grade, all the humans start to grow. Zim doesn't. How does he deal with being shorter than Dib?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005
Grave by Kayleigh S reviews
Zim visits Dib, who is in a coma, and reminisces over their past. Character death, ZADF.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Zim, Dib
Nightmare Zim by Chaotica reviews
Zim gets a hold of the 'Dimensional Scope' that came with him from the twisted world in Dibs' head.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2001
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Frigid World
He walks slowly through the icy world of his own creation, trying to find a place that would protect him. At last, he finds the perfect palace...a palace for a king. Farmworld, somewhat AU.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Farmworld Finn - Complete
Of Course He Loves Me! reviews
The strangers had left the gallery. Though it was a joyous occasion for them, it was tragic for another as she held the blue petal in her hand. Onesided Lady in Blue/Garry.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Lady In Blue, Lady In Red - Complete
Fake reviews
She had complete faith in him. She followed him because he was her friend. Yet even when she found out the truth, she had been right. Alternate idea for one version of the "Ib All Alone" ending. Oneshot.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
A Simple Conversation reviews
Whenever they had these meetings, he would ask her about her life. She never asked about what life was like for him- his family, his home, or his friends. But as she thought about it, Ib found that she wanted to know. Light, fluffy story.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Ignorant reviews
2nd in the New Generation series. Zack is thrust into a deadly enviornment with no experience, left to survive with a group of strangers. To make matters worse, the one person he knows is out to get him. But perhaps she overestimated him...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011
The Invader Zim Singing Challenge! reviews
The cast of Invader Zim have been force- I mean volunteered to compete in a series of singing duels. Who will come out on top? Will everyone survive? Will rainbow tacos fall from the sky? READ AND FIND OUT, PEOPLE! Contains OCs.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,528 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011
Ignored reviews
He actually thought his father might care this time. That he would actually be proud of his son. That for once his best would be enough. That he would be enough. But he wasn't. He never would be. But that feeling of depression didn't last long. And it was changed by the last thing he suspected. ZADF.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Survival reviews
Around him was the essence of pure mutiny. Friend turned against friend. Enemies were on the same side. The weapons flew from every possible angle. Not a second could be wasted. To pause meant a humiliating and agonizing defeat. He had to survive...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Thank You reviews
So much had changed in the last hour of his life. There was one person he had to thank for that...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Stop Staring reviews
Why wouldn't they stop staring at him? He wasn't the only one like this. It was all Dib's fault...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Monster reviews
Our kind is one of hatred and evil. I'll do whatever I can to change that. You fight with yourself and deny that you're a monster.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Need You Now reviews
Fights happened. Mistakes were made. But no matter what, they couldn't keep denying that they needed each other. Oneshot, ZATR. Based off of "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Merry Christmas, Big Head! reviews
Christmas is a joyous time of year, but it can be difficult to feel that way when you're all alone. But this year, things just might change for a certain boy... Oneshot, no romance. DAGiF. Happy Holidays!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Dib, Gir - Complete
Machine reviews
He had one wish...One thing that would change his life... "You aren't yourself. You're only their slave." "Be quiet. This is what I want." Your wish is granted...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Zim
The Fall of the House of Membrane reviews
One of America's great author's works come back, but this time with your favorite Invader Zim characters. A series of dark oneshots parodying the works of Edgar Allen Poe...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011
How? reviews
I'm running for my life. The streets are lined with destruction. But I know I'm the real reason why he did this...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Dib, Zim
Too Late reviews
Is it too late to apologize for evil things once done? Or will you go without forgivness in a battle never won? Poem, NO ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Goodbye reviews
As his hand grew colder, she thought about how she loved him... And who they really were. ZATR, oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Tak, Zim - Complete
Loneliness reviews
Lonley. That horrible feeling that makes you feel like nothing. What he needed was a friend. He just didn't know it. ZADF oneshot. Birthday present for lostlives12.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
New Generations reviews
Zack and Ren have a connection, even though they've hardly spoken. A rivalry is reborn in the blood of the new generation. T just in case. ZATR, GAMR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Spleenk - Complete
A Christmas Carol of DOOM! reviews
To liven up a dull Christmas party, Gen tells an altered version of A Christmas Carol. Tak's heart has becomed hard and cold. With the help of three ghosts, she learns of her own brutality, a shocking secret, and a horrid future. Kinda romance-y.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Tak - Complete
Rue's Song reviews
A short little poem about Rue's mockingjay tune.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Rue - Complete
A Mile in the Wrong Shoes reviews
A new take on the classic "body-switching" story line. GIR messes up an experimant, and things begin to get even stranger than ever...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Zim in Wonderland reviews
Zim falls down a hole in his yard into Wonderland. Can he escape before it's too late? I DON'T OWN ZIM!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Zim - Complete
Comforts reviews
Zim was upset, and GIR wanted to cheer him up... A very short Oneshot. NO ROMANCE
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Haunted reviews
He was gone... There were no more threats... So why did he feel guilt? Zim doth not be owned by me.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete