Lady Paprika
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Joined 05-30-11, id: 2948977, Profile Updated: 03-21-16
Author has written 15 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, and Royals.

Status: On indefinite hiatus after the ridiculous amount of words I squashed out in five days, right before New Years. smoke and mirrors will be updated whenever I feel like it ought to be (meaning: updates are slow but still being worked on!!)

About Lady Paprika

Selfish, know-it-all, mean and obnoxious. Everybody who knows her hates her, probably because she's just too fabulous for them.

She writes stories because she's like one of those people you see at a typewriter, bleeding all of their feels all over a keyboard at 2 AM in the morning. Except she never looks like hell and she doesn't have any feelings. (One, two, or all of what you've just read may be a lie.)

If you like bullet lists because they're fun and cool and shiny:

  • Twenty-two so that makes me really old and geezer-y
  • I need glasses or contacts. LASIK'd my eyes, so hopefully never again.
  • I identify with feminism and grrl power, and do not tolerate any form of injustice
  • Hipster. All my friends on here hate hipsters so they will say I am not, but I listen to Arcade Fire, The National and Phoenix so I mean yeah
  • Dangan Ronpa/Super Dangan Ronpa 2 is a huge part of me
  • So is Fire Emblem: Awakening
  • So is Bravely Default, if I ever finish it finished it, cried through it.
  • I'm brown - like literally brown, like look at my skin, it's brown (It's actually Indian.)
  • I'm Muslim in that, I wear scarves and will scream Arabic at you if you get too close, kind of way. (Nope.)
  • I do not understand Arabic.
  • I'm completely, ridiculously, absurdly boring.
  • Please be my friend except I also hate people so I don't know
  • I never use correct SPaG unless I write stories and essays and I apologize as all my sentences aside from stories and essays are complete run ons.
  • I'm mostly stupid, but I have my moments where I'll astonish myself in how brilliant really
  • I'm a kick-ass writer okay. (I act like I know it too and I do apologize for that bc I may come across as an asshole)
  • If you'd like more information I do have a tumblr: juniper-spicehead (Disclaimer: I am an annoying tumblr-er. A n00b too, so tread cautiously.)

    Disclaimer on all my reviews and yes, this is a rant too:

    Lately, I've been getting requests to review people's stories. Look, I'm going to be blunt - I criticize pretty harshly especially if somebody asks me for a review (Unless I don't have time to get into the nitty-gritty of it). I apologize in advance, but seriously do not come to me if you want to be mollycoddled. I will give you my honest opinion and even though I often do it with a friendlier attitude than say, flamers, I will leave a long review breaking down your story. I do this because I wish somebody would do the same to me. If you can't handle it - do not ask me.

    I review the following things - Characterization, storytelling, narration, as well as SPaG (Spelling, punctuation and grammar) and other miscellaneous stuff. I do not consider myself a grammar Nazi (Though I've been labeled as one more than once), but I expect people to have a grasp on the English language. If you do not and I tell you how to correct something, then don't whine about it. It's a story for heaven's sake and to write a story you need to know how to write in the first place. If you disregard it, that's fine. But honestly, getting butt hurt over something that you requested from me in the first place, is really not a mature attitude especially when I've taken the time out to review something that again, you have requested from me.

    So there you are. If you still want to request a review from me, then go ahead. I'm only too happy to oblige. Reviewing is a learning process to me just as much as writing is when it comes to telling a story.

    Status of My Ongoing Stories:


    Instinct - DELETED. WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIE. ._. Update: If you'd like to read the rest of the story, the lovely Kayire has volunteered to finish it so go to her! Thanks! X3

    The Life and Times of the Super Smash Sisterhood - To experiment with humor and stuff and girly things. If you want to see girly, fluffy, romantic, funny stuff then go here. I'll only update it when I feel like it. Strangely, this seems to be my most popular work and I have no idea why shut up.

    smoke and mirrors - If there's anything I'm gonna finish out of these stories, it will definitely be this story.

    Contest Placings

    (In order of when I entered or was nominated)

  • A Day in the Life of Peach (Now rewritten as The Life and Times of the Super Smash Sisterhood) - For Koopalingfan's Contest. Did not place.
  • The Bounty - For SuperSmashGirlBB's Bittersweet Contest. My first in first place, baby!
  • How Wolf O' Donnell of Star Wolf Saved Christmas - for MoD and Tune's Fireside Tales Contest. Second Place.
  • Green Gloves - For SSG3's as well as DaZeLinker's Songfic Contest. First place in DaZeLinker's Songfic, and did not place in SSG3's contest.
  • Vengeance and Retribution - For PitFTW and The Element Commander's Novelty contest. Second place.
  • rebirth - For Lyokolife6's Horror contest. Did not place.
  • I was nominated for my story asleep for The Review Lounge, Too's 2014 Reviewers Choice Award in the category Most Original Concept. To date, this is perhaps my most accomplished award, and I still feel that strange combination of astonished and flabbergasted for sharing first place.

  • Forums to Frequent

  • If your main fandom is Super Smash Brothers, currently the only active forum is Rancho de la Smash. A forum to just kick back, relax and get to know some pretty chill people (Warning: They are not chill, they will break you eventually so that you become just as crazy as they do!)
  • Interested on joining any contests in the Smash Brothers section but are unclear if any are available? A Little Too Contesty has archived most of the recent contests, as well as current ongoing ones. This isn't just for interested participants however - If you're interested in hosting a contest, this is a great place to advertise yours!
  • Want to improve writing? Get more reviews? Currently one of the most popular forums to date in Fanfiction is Reviews Lounge, Too, a great place that offers tips, games involving writin, and very kind people.
  • Cool Awful People because everybody and their moms has one of these lists

  • Loke Groundrunner - He likes Star Wars (evidenced by his pen name) He hates me though because I'm a hipster. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
  • Tune4Toons - My sworn rival in contests (she's winning. I may hate her for this) She may be a brilliant writer, but I'll never admit it. We may have harem'd each other. Who knows.
  • MessengerofDreams - She's not awful at all, I can't even pretend to hate her because it's hard. All I can do is bask in her glory and hope some of it rubs off on me. Her username is very fitting.
  • TheWordMasterOfFiction - I can't say anything horrible about her either. She's brilliant and crazy and that makes me jealous but I can't hate her because she's too nice about it.
  • Archduke Langus - He's a little piece of shit and we have written things that will probably never see the light of day. He's as redneck as redneck gets and proudly flaunts it.
  • Starship Artisan - My main boo. We send each other noodz quite frequently and she tends to prattle on about Fire Emblem: Awakening. We're sworn enemies when it comes to Cards Against Humanity and our love is tragic because she's Canadian.
  • VocalFail - He has gr8 hair that puts mine to shame and he's an artist and it's like he says he's not talented but then like he does this thing where he beats you at like everything including his oh so obvious grammar skillz, some of which are gems.
  • hylian-nerd - We shared a bed once and ever since then, we've been harem'd. You know that friend who never studies or tries hard at school but still knows everything? That's hylian-nerd. I hate her for this.
  • The Stupendous Jimbo - My oldest friend on this site. I don't really need to elaborate on how much of an asshole this guy is, but I will say this: He is one of my dearest, oldest friends on here which is quite a feat, as I tend not to stick around for long.
  • (If I forgot to add anybody else, I'M SORRY.)

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    Blind Eye by MessengerOfDreams reviews
    Being human is never as simple as you think. AU. For LadyPaprika
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Wolf, Samus A. - Complete
    Give Them a Show by MessengerOfDreams reviews
    Bowser prepares for his latest final fight. Things are always in his control, as much as they can be. He's got a lot to fight for, but the fight is simpler than you think. AU. Humanoid. Rated T for pervasive language and mild sex/violence references.
    Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Bowser, Hammer Bro., Wendy O. Koopa, Kamek - Complete
    Everybody's Brawl by CEObrainz reviews
    This is the story of all the smashers, how they got invited to Smash Bros and why. This is a collaboration of many writers and their different styles.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 107,800 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
    Less Than Five Percent by SSBB.Swords reviews
    How likely is it that one finds his significant other without any help? An ordinary depiction of an extraordinary phenomenon. [One-shot, Modern AU] –Yaoi, Slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete
    Eden by Hope Estheim reviews
    N has defeated White. His dreams were more powerful and now rules Unova. But he didn't plan on letting White go. No, he was much too interested for her to be free.. NxWhite, possible side pairings/one-sided. Possible lemons. Language.
    Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,072 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
    Karma by Tune4Toons reviews
    Gift!fic for Lady Paprika. — It all started when he realised Robin's a woman.
    Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] - Complete
    orthodox by Tune4Toons reviews
    Normal is nothing short of a cracked delusion. — Falox — For DaZeLinker's Song!fic-Fest Contest and SSG3's Singing Smashers Contest.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,413 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Fox M., Falco L.] - Complete
    Checkmate by kyouko reviews
    Red and white. Scarlet and ivory chess pieces. Blood and bone. Down Falls The King. —implied link/zelda and onesided ganondorf/zelda. ocarina of time; canon divergence. lots of it. oneshot.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
    gone by Tune4Toons reviews
    Come play with me.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Popo, Young Link - Complete
    Drawing Light by MessengerOfDreams reviews
    I finally had him. It was that simple.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - [Mario, Samus A.] - Complete
    Disappointed by MouseMaster42 reviews
    Exploring Marth's character a little. Told in 3rd person limited from his POV. I apologize to everyone waiting on my other story. Rest assured that I'm not dead.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Marth - Complete
    Let Immortality Begin Again by McJunker reviews
    An immortal man is thrown into the Pacific Ocean to drown for eternity. One-shot short story.
    American Gods - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
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    The Bodyguard reviews
    Jasper hates everything about Eleanor and resolves to effectively break her. [His point of view when he decides to blackmail her. T for some sexual references.]
    Royals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Complete
    smoke and mirrors reviews
    1920's AU. When one of Marth's showgirls is brutally murdered, it's up to Zelda, a private investigator, to figure out the who and why behind the incident. This may be her most challenging case yet when her haunting past with Marth comes up and it's all she can do to maintain her wits. But nobody said it would be easy. After all, a magician never reveals his secrets.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Zelda/Sheik, Link] Nana, Marth
    Cafe de la Smash reviews
    [AU] Cafe of Smash is quite the strange cafe. There are no menus, and customers are served drinks or food based on their server's impression of them. And on a rare white Christmas Eve, it would seem that this place is a cesspool for its inhabitants to pursue different ideas of love. For Toon Link, he must learn the art of being selfish. [ For Smash King24's Christmas Contest 2014 ]
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Jigglypuff, Link, Zelda/Sheik, Toon Link - Complete
    swallowed reviews
    [AU] I can tell you all the facts about me, about the way I killed that boy; The truth is a little trickier.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Link, Zelda] Ganondorf - Complete
    The Life and Times of the Super Smash Sisterhood reviews
    A series of one-shots that may overlap that mostly center around Zelda, Peach and Samus and the silly scenarios and challenges they face in a male-dominated organization. Warning: Contains fluff, romance, humor, one clueless!Zelda, one obnoxious!Peach, and one irritable!Samus. Latest: Can Peach put aside her irrational hatred of Fire Emblem if she wants more girls in Smash?.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Zelda/Sheik, Peach, Samus A., Lucina
    Lady Paprika's Out of Character Contest reviews
    RESULTS ARE OUT ON CHAPTER THREE - If you'd like to read the actual rules, skip all the way to the bottom. If you want to view an example, please read the one-shot which is sort of an example of what I'm trying to get at! One-shot: The octopus is always known for his ruthlessness and greed. But there was one day where, he quite suddenly was not.-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Wario, Zelda/Sheik
    rebirth reviews
    Choose your friends wisely. For lyokolife6's Horror Story Contest.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Nana, Popo, Mr. Game and Watch, Barbara - Complete
    Vengeance and Retribution reviews
    This isn't only the story of one of the bloodiest revolutions. It's about love. Or maybe these two things are irrevocably entwined. Maybe the first cannot exist without the latter in an age of tremulous wisdom and sheer foolishness... Pairings: Marth x Peach x Ike, Samus x Captain Falcon. Based on the novel, "A Tale of Two Cities," by Charles Dickens. For EC's and PitFTW's contest.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Ike, Marth, Samus A., Dr. Mario - Complete
    Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation reviews
    The story of a man who, quite simply, didn't want to be God. He just wanted to be human. Too bad that's one thing a doctor will never get in his world. Part of CEObrainz's, "Everybody's Brawl." Re uploaded for no good reason. Personal gain, maybe? Rated for heavy themes.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Peach, Dr. Mario, Master Hand, Rosalina - Complete
    Whodunit? reviews
    In a desperate bid to save Smash Bros from going broke, Master Hand invites Smash fans to live at the Mansion for a year! How cool is that? Only it's not, because once they appear, murders begin to occur and everyone is a suspect. OC SUBMISSIONS CLOSED.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,190 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011
    Green Gloves reviews
    There's nothing more painful and beautiful than reveling in the anguish of a lost one. Let us mourn together and let us weep for those who have the courage to stay alive and press on. For SSG3's Singing Smashers Contest as well as DaZeLinker's. The T is for swear words. A heavy dose of angst. That's it, really.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Luigi, Peach - Complete
    asleep reviews
    Wake up before it's too late, Firefly. It will swallow and consume you. AU. M for dark themes.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Nana - Complete
    How Wolf O'Donnell of Star Wolf Saved Christmas reviews
    Honestly, aren't you sick of all the stories with Marth and Ike? It's time you listened to a REAL story. A tale of heroic feats, of loyalty, of secrets, of self-discovery. And it all revolves around me, Wolf O'Donnell! Warning: Contains narcissism, Multiple Personality Disorder, drug abuse, Twinkies and rabid shoppers. Rated for Language. For MoD and Tune's Fireside Tales Contest.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Wolf - Complete
    The Bounty reviews
    I watch them for a moment, regret withering my smile away. I'm strong, but once in awhile when I witness this sort of thing I'm allowed to lean back a little into the darkness. Because I once thought I knew a love like that for a very short time; pure, naive, free. But for me, love is never pure and free. It's something else entirely. For SuperSmashGirlBB's Bittersweet Contest.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Captain Falcon, Samus A., Samurai Goroh - Complete
    The Hardest Part reviews
    One Shot. It's been awhile since Zelda last saw Link, but time doesn't stop the way she feels about him. After all, getting used to a break up isn't easy. Rated T for language!
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Zelda/Sheik, Link - Complete
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