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About Lady Paprika
Selfish, know-it-all, mean and obnoxious. Everybody who knows me hates me, probably because I'm just too fabulous for you.
I write stories because I'm like one of those people you see at a typewriter, bleeding all of their feels all over a keyboard at 2 AM in the morning. Except I never look like hell and I don't have any feels. (One, two, three, or all of what you've just read may be a lie.)
If you'd like more information I do have a tumblr:(Disclaimer: I am an annoying tumblr-er. A n00b too, so tread cautiously.)
Disclaimer on all my reviews and yes, this is a rant too:
Lately, I've been getting requests to review people's stories. Look, I'm going to be blunt - I criticize pretty harshly especially if somebody asks me for a review (Unless I don't have time to get into the nitty-gritty of it). I apologize in advance, but seriously do not come to me if you want to be mollycoddled. I will give you my honest opinion and even though I often do it with a friendlier attitude than say, flamers, I will leave a long review breaking down your story. I do this because I wish somebody would do the same to me. If you can't handle it - do not ask me.
I review the following things - Characterization, storytelling, narration, as well as SPaG (Spelling, punctuation and grammar) and other miscellaneous stuff. I do not consider myself a grammar Nazi (Though I've been labeled as one more than once), but I expect people to have a grasp on the English language. If you do not and I tell you how to correct something, then don't whine about it. It's a story for heaven's sake and to write a story you need to know how to write in the first place. If you disregard it, that's fine. But honestly, getting butt hurt over something that you requested from me in the first place, is really not a mature attitude especially when I've taken the time out to review something that again, you have requested from me.
So there you are. If you still want to request a review from me, then go ahead. I'm only too happy to oblige. Reviewing is a learning process to me just as much as writing is when it comes to telling a story.
Status of My Ongoing Stories:
Whodunit? - This is still going on, but it is no longer my top priority. It started mostly as a creative exercise for me... You know, how well I could emulate peoples' OCs and how well I could take another person's character and go deeply within it. It was a challenge to me, and I fully intend to see this story to the end.
Instinct - DELETED TOO. WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIE. ._. Update: If you'd like to read the rest of the story, the lovely Kayire has volunteered to finish it so go to her! Thanks! X3
The Life and Times of the Super Smash Sisterhood - To experiment with humor and stuff and girly things. If you want to see girly, fluffy, romantic, funny stuff then go here. I'll only update it when I feel like it.
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