Voldemort's Lovechild
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Joined 05-31-11, id: 2949813, Profile Updated: 01-26-13
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Perks of Being a Wallflower.

hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i am the lovechild of voldemort and... well... wouldn't YOU like to know??? i apologize if i write anything that makes you want to suffocate i your own vomit, but that's the kind of writer i am tee-hee. i'm also COMPLETELY insane !!! Please read and review, coz otherwise there's no point :P also read my favourite authors, they be wicked xxx

P.S. I have a fictionpress account with the same pen name. If you need a break from all the HP, check it out for some more original shizz written by yours truly. I love you all.

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50 Reasons to Ship Dramione by Fulgance reviews
Short drabbles & not-so-well-reasoned arguments in defense of Dramione, in which Draco is repeatedly compared to a house-elf. /!\ Warning /!\ The author lacks a good sense of humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,942 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 3/9/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Being Honest by kestralgirl reviews
Ginny needs to be honest with herself about her feelings even if she can't tell Hermione...but what would Hermione say if she found out?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,222 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Written In The Body by Poetheather1 reviews
Being tortured by Bellatrix changes Hermione in a big way. She decides that no one else is allowed to write her life and is determined to live her life her own way, whatever the cost. This includes going after the love of her dreams if only she could figure out who they are. Femmeslash. Hermione/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 328,108 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [Hermione G., Ginny W.] Luna L. - Complete
The Daughter Of Voldemort 1 by redroses100 reviews
Tristan was raised in an orphanage always knowing she was different than the rest of the kids. And for good reason, she finds out from a white haired man who appears to adopt her. She's a witch. An important one at that. Because her dad may just be the most evil wizard known to man. And in the end, she may be the key to stopping him. Or saving him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,679 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Show Not Your Face But Your Hearts Desire by Knut25282 reviews
A series of one-shots involving the mirror of Erised. Ever wondered what Crookshanks, Hermione, or even Voldemort would see? Read on and find out! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Mirror of Erised
I Watched (A story told through letters) by AsheAL reviews
"I know how it feels to love, but not be loved back." A romance emerges through letters... I suck at summaries...trust me it's better on the inside :) PLZ READ :3 Oh and, c'mon, JK Rowling should've soooo put Draco and Hermione together :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
HermionexGinny: Best Friends Or More? by AliceInThunderlandxx reviews
Hermione and Ron break up after an incident, and Ginny's there for Hermione to pick up the pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
The Little Eccentricities by The Last Poison Apple reviews
Admit it, you always wondered about what's on this girl's mind. A collection of 20 drabbles from Luna Lovegood's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Luna L.
Who would you miss and why? by TheStoryOf14 reviews
Sam is in college, and her professor gives her an essay to write: who would you miss, and why? This is what she wrote. Oneshot, situated between Sam's departure and return - based on the movie!
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Samantha - Complete
It's going to be a long year by Rose Zaki reviews
Draco Malfoy has a problem. A Hermione-Granger-shaped problem. He didn't want to like her and he certainly wasn't going to be admitting he did any time soon. So...exactly what was he going to do about it? Ignore it of course. Nothing bad ever came of people ignoring their feelings...right? Set in their second year, part of a series but most definitely not a one-shot :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Valentine by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Patrick finds a valentine in his locker.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Patrick, Brad - Complete
Seduction by The Evil Corkyapine reviews
So they have a plan. The Slytherins need Harry Potter, and now is the perfect time for it. But how exactly are they going to do that is the question... Eventual Drarry, with a few other pairings in there too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,115 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Proposals by cc4s reviews
A series of one-shots of the proposals of some of our favorite HP couples! It's better than I make it sound, I promise. Rated T just in case. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,927 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Because it matters by timtom reviews
Sam writes a letter to no one in particular after learning that Charlie has been doing it. She wanted to record her first time with Charlie because it mattered and they mattered. (Rated T for mild descriptions that really aren't that graphic. At all.)
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Samantha, Charlie - Complete
A Hogwarts Whodunit by Loony-1995 reviews
One stormy, cold night Harry Potter is murdered at Hogwarts and there are only five suspects; Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy and Colin Creevy. Ron is determined to find the killer. Whodunit?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,705 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Very Potter Sequel by charmed-star11 reviews
The highly anticipated Sequel for my previous story...it's been a long time coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,195 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction: Harry Potter by Hungergameslover04 reviews
Have you ever read a HP Fanfic. and thought, "Man, what is wrong with the world?" Well the Harry Potter crew has, and boy, do they have a mouthfull! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
Dear Fanfiction! by MrsDracoMalfoy1022 reviews
The HP characters each get to write a letter. Mostly to you. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012
Dear Mummy by keitaya reviews
Pre Hogwarts. Harry, mothers day and the changes it brings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,091 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love, Hope and Speaking Now by A Hint Of Mint reviews
"Why was I here? I was beginning to have second thoughts about this. I, Hermione Jean Granger, was gatecrashing a wedding." And not just any wedding, but the wedding of one Draco Malfoy. How the hell did she get there? She's not too sure herself. Only, it had something to do with Love, Hope, and Speaking Now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,118 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What's the deal with Charlie? by MissDemeanours reviews
Diary entries and letters from Charlie's new friends just before they meet Charlie right to the end of the book. The same events happen as in the book/film but from Patrick's perspective. However the focus is still on Charlie.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012
Who's the Freak Now? by katieemilyy reviews
Harry and Dudley BOTH recieve Hogwarts letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Naughty by MaryLouise1996 reviews
Just a short drapple one-shot :) Rather funny in my opinion, give it a read if you have a couple of minutes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Break Time by aktfandoms reviews
It's break time, and for Harry and Draco, things get intense. Second story. Rated pg-13. For language. Read and review please :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sherlock's Second Suicide by Vabbler reviews
Post Reichenbach: John is mourning and Sherlock is bored. After his first suicide at St Bart's he can't exactly prance into 221B and demand for John to entertain him. Plus, he's too stubborn to ask Mycroft for help. But things are about to get interesting, and dangerous for the Holmes brothers. And this time, it might be Mycroft reaching for Sherlock's pulse.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Strips of Blue by Vabbler reviews
Mini John and Sherlock! Even Sherlock Holmes gets confused with the phrasing of English homework questions, he needs a distraction! John and strips of blue...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Harry Potter and the Adventure of Seeing AVPM by charmed-star11 reviews
Some of our most hated and loved characters are sent to an alternate dimension where they watch the Muggle sensation...AVPM. Follow them in discoveries, new friendships, and true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,579 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Bad Faith by MightierThanSwords reviews
Harry and his friends have returned for their eighth year; the Dark Lord has fallen, and by rights this should be a peaceful year. But when strange things start happening at Hogwarts, Harry finds himself drawn to an unexpected figure from his past... -Work on this fic is paused for the moment, my apologies!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,747 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Secrets Spilled by Imagen99 reviews
Okay, basically this is going to be the trio's secrets spilled to a select few. It's like those 'read the book' fics, but without the book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,082 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Trial and Error by Absidoodle reviews
In their 6th year, emotions and feelings are running wild for Harry, Ron and Hermione...and Ginny. What will happen as their friendships, fears and worries all change, and the past catches up with the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,722 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
McBadass by Imagen99 reviews
The introduction of Minerva McGonagall's infamous nickname to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon by MightierThanSwords reviews
You would think, after attending a school with such a wise motto, that Harry would have known better than to wake Draco up so unceremoniously. Fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dreams by acciopigfarts reviews
Having returned to Hogwarts for his Eighth Year, Harry Potter is trying to sort out his feelings for one Draco Malfoy. What could happen when he hears a certain blonde Slytherin moaning his name one night? H/D. SLASH. MATURE CONTENT-YAY :D *One-Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Watching - The Painful Side of Love reviews
A series of poems written from the PoV of different characters for different ships -I am open to request ;) Disclaimer: Do I look like Ms. Rowling to you? Rating may change...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013
Pressurised reviews
Draco is a malfoy, which means he's under alot of pressure to stick to tradition, whilst battling his ever-more powerful feelings for a certain scarred hero. however, there's one problem- Harry isn't fooled. Warning-mature content within. disclaimer: ME.NO.OWN! There is only one queen of witchcraft stories, and she sure as hell aint me! Hermione also features heavily within plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Draco M., Harry P., Hermione G.
Dear Sam reviews
Charlie writing to Sam when she's away at College - contains lots of fluff :') review with any requests for letter subjects
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Charlie, Samantha
Kiss Me, Quick! reviews
Two teenagers, each lusting after the other. What happens when the frustration becomes too much to bear - for both them, and everyone subject to it? This summary sucks, so I'll basically say that it involves a lot of smut, swearing, and eventually binge drinking. What's not to like?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Just Say The Words reviews
Percy develops his feelings for Annabeth through a series of letters passed between the two of them throughout their time at camp. If you are a Percabeth hater, don't read! R&R pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Bring Me To Life reviews
Ronni has always liked Hermione. Been their for her. Guided her. Loved her. Draco has always wanted Ronni, but when she refuses he issues an ultimatum that she will never refuse. Can she escape? Can she save her love, and, most importantly, can she save herself from becoming a stone? R&R pleeeeeeeeeease :) Ronni takes on the persona of another charcter in the later chapters...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hermione G., OC, Draco M., Astoria G.
Ronald Weasley and the Curse of the Rude Mag reviews
Ron discovers play boy. rated t for content. one-shot. jk rowling owned, not me. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
The Unknown Grief of Molly Weasley reviews
this is my first fic so hope you like it : basically, it's just Molly finally speaking about the trauma of what her family went through to defeat mouldy Voldy, and how it affected her. I have possession over nothing- JK is queen, not me! sorry to report that story is currently suspended due to writer's block. Review and give me ideas PLEASE! literally begging now x
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Molly W., Arthur W.