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Author has written 2 stories for One Piece.
I'll post eventually. I just don't know when, exactly.
That's my motto in life.
Swimming for Straw Hats: Chapter 5 is up. Chapter 6 has not been started. ZoroxRobin won over ZoroxSanji.
Stagnant: Chapter 3 is up. Early into writing Chapter 4. Working on the next chapter gradually. I will be changing the name of this story eventually.
Life's a Bitch and so's the Witch: Dragon Age: Origins Oneshot. She will never love you. By the maker, he hated her, but he hated her more when she was right. Alistair&Morrigan. /Started.
She's the Devil: One Piece AU. Sanji's been dumped, fired, evicted and arrested all in one day, no break up sex included. When a man's so down on his luck, what else is there to do but pray? But when one prays under a Mikan tree, granted wishes come true in the form of Nami, who is something like a guardian angel, who agrees to help Sanji - but for a price. It becomes only a matter of time before he realizes that she very well may be the devil in disguise. Sanji&Nami. /Not Started.
Rapunzel: One Piece AU Oneshot. Usopp is a painter; Kaya is his fairy tale inspiration. Usopp&Kaya. /Started. Inspiration from Brick by Boring Brick - Paramore.
(No Title): Huntik Fluff Oneshot. Set after the events of Season 2's Finale. Dante has left the team and joined the Huntik Foundation's Council. Zhalia pays him a visit. Dante&Zhalia. /Not Started
(No Title): One Piece AU based on the game "Cluedo", or "Clue" in other countries. Not sure about couples. /Not Started.
We're not in Cocoyashi anymore, Chopper: One Piece/Wizard of Oz Crossover Crackfic. Nami is literally swept out of Cocoyashi Village and into the Grand Line, where she must follow the Red Brick Road and find One Piece to get back home. Along with her is her pet Tanuki (apparently a Reindeer) Chopper, a Straw-Hat man named Luffy, a Tin Cyborg named Franky and a cowardly liar by the name of Usopp. Targetting them is the secretive witch "Miss All Sunday" and a bunch of flying hands. Wot. Oh yeah, and Sanji is going to be the good witch with a sparkly fucking cigarette wand becoz I can. Don't worry, Zoro and Brook will have their own parts too. Try and guess them if you dare. Not sure about couples. /Not Started.
Nami's Adventures in Wonderland: One Piece/Alice in Wonderland Crossover Crackfic. Nami falls down a Tanuki hole and must suffer the consequences of being a dipshit and falling down a huge-ass hole in the ground. Can you guess who is the Mad Hatter? I'll give you a clue: The hat may be made of Straw. Zoro is the Dormouse, Sanji the Caterpillar, Robin as the Queen of Hearts. Not sure about anyone else yet. Not sure about couples. /Not Started.
ABOUT THE WRITER
"You never really know a man until you step into his shoes and walk around in them. Just standing on the Radley Porch was enough." - Scout Finch, "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee.
"Create a flawless character and you create an insufferable one." - Margaret Atwood, "Spotty-Handed Villainesses".
Eighteen. Waitress. Sexiest potato out, yo.
At the moment, I've only written for One Piece. They are generally romance stories with either horror, adventure or comedy within. I'm only up to Marineford now, so I'm a wee bit behind. Haven't even made it to the time skip yet, golly gosh. On the other hand, I'm hoping to write some Merlin (Arthur&Merlin Bromance/Friendship or Arthur&Gwen), Huntik (Dante&Zhalia or Lok&Sophie), Dragon Age (Alistair&Morrigan) and maybe Percy Jackson (Nico-centric, probs) and the like in the not so distant future. We'll just have to see what tickles my fancy when I write.
Shows: Legend of Korra, Merlin, Awkward, The Walking Dead, New Girl, Supernatural, Suburgatory, Syfy's Alice, Revolution, The Legend of the Seeker, One Piece, Huntik: Secrets & Seekers, Monsuno, Code Lyoko, Adventure Time, Regular Show, No.6, Gravity Falls, Soul Eater, Durarara, Black Cat, Pandora Hearts, Sailor Moon (lulz), many more anime and manga.
Books: Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices, Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson & The Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Skulduggery Pleasant, Strange Angels, Stephanie Plum, Alex Rider, Iron Druid, Weirdsville, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening, Dragon Age II, Jade Empire, The Witcher, The Dark Eye: Drakensang, Rusty Hearts, Runescape, Flyff, The Sims Games, Kingdom Hearts.
Music: Adelitas Way, Sum 41, Celldweller, Blue Stahli, Three Days Grace, Five Finger Death Punch, In Fear and Faith, Poets of the Fall, Anberlin, Breaking Benjamin, Thousand Foot Krutch, Zebrahead, Red, Hollywood Undead, Ill Nino, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nickelback, My Chemical Romance, Rise Against, Papa Roach, Skillet, 30 Seconds To Mars, Panic at the Disco, many more.
Old account: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1162437/IronicScenario
I don't think I'll ever continue Prince of the Hedges, but it's there if anyone wants to read what I did attempt. Naruto has gotten fairly boring for me, but I still like to hear about what happens every now and again. Still waiting for the day that Sasuke pulls the stick out of his giant asshole and comes back.
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