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Joined 05-31-11, id: 2950638, Profile Updated: 03-23-12
Author has written 14 stories for Pride and Prejudice, Harry Potter, Tangled, and My Fair Lady.

I'm ipodrocker16, and I live in America. I loooove Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, and Mr. Darcy is the best! My favorite FanFics are P&P and Harry Potter ones about James and Lily. I have a bunch of Pride and Prejudice one-shots and two long stories up, a Tangled one-shot, and a couple of HP one-shots. Check out the poll above, please! Reviewers are the best, my profile is really random and waaaay too long, blah blah blah. :)


RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say:

Viva la Vida -Coldplay (OKKKKAY...)

2.How would you describe yourself?

Don't Forget -Demi Lovato (Yes. That's right. I'm unforgettable.)

3. What do you like in a girl/guy?

Come Back To Me -Vanessa Hudgens (Yeah, they have to be willing to come back to me when I screw up. Which is often. :) )

4. How do you feel today?

5. What is your life's purpose?

6. What is your motto?

7. What do your friends think of you?

8. What do you think of your parents?

Do You Believe In Magic -Aly and A.J. (This one made me laugh.)

9. What do you think about very often?

All In -Lifehouse (I think about all in-ness ALL THE TIME.)

10. What is 2 + 2=?

Breakeven -The Script (because all math should be simply broken even.)

11. What do you think of your best friend?

Here's To You -Rascal Flatts (OKAY THEN! Here's to you, iPinkNinja and LAB!!!)

12. What do you think of the person you like?

Walking On Sunshine -Aly & AJ (YESSSSSS!!!!!! I'm in a very happy mood concerning him, and this is a true song at the moment!!!)


My Hogwarts sorting:

Gryffindor: 72

Ravenclaw: 72

Hufflepuff: 73

Slytherin: 62

I was kinda annoyed about Hufflepuff... So lets pretend Gryffindor and Ravenclaw were my highest :) The quiz I took was REALLY thorough:

http://www.personalitylab.org/cgi-bin/ccq_hogwarts_process.cgi


Random Stuff About Me:

-I looove chocolate and vanilla twist ice cream cones

-I play the piano

-My two cats are going to be featured in Pride and Prejudice and High School. Look for Fluffy and Sabrina!

-I love my iPod

-Writing and reading FanFic is what I've been doing pretty much all summer

-I like the Bears, Huskers, Hawkeyes, and yet know nothing about football ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! (Am I the only one who supports a sports team but has virtually no idea what the sport is about?)

-I saw the midnight premiere of Deathly Hallows Part 2, and then went to see it again that Sunday. IT WAS AWESOME

-My favorite band is Rascal Flatts

-I started the first book I wrote on May 20th, and finished it July 24th

-I enjoy hanging with my friends, especially iPinkNinja and LAB!

-OMG. Someone actually figured out what dlaorvceyr95 means!!! Good job Heimarmene!!! I'll be writing a Harry Potter one-shot for you when I have time!!!

-My favorite type of FanFic are humorous one-shots, especially random ones.

-When I get reviews, I write more. Seems fair, doesn't it? I write you a book, you write me a review. It's a very simple concept.

-I"m gonna keep updating my profile until it turns awesome!!!!

-I just discovered Tim McGraw's Live Like You Were Dying, and I've been singing the chorus ALL DAY!

-My favorite Harry Potter characters are Fred & George, Hagrid, Draco Malfoy, and Tonks. I also think the name Kingsley Shacklebolt is REALLY COOL! So is Sir Nicholas de Mimsy Porpington, aka Nearly Headless Nick.

-The one place I really really really want to go is Europe

-I LOVE CHINESE SEASAME CHICKEN!!!!!

-Mr. Darcy. What more do I need to say?

-Reviews make me happy. When I'm happy I get inspired. When I'm inspired I write something. When I write something I post it. When I post something you are happy. So if you review, you will be a happier person!

-My birthday is coming up!!! So sometime next week, review a story, any of them, for my birthday present!!! :)

-My favorite number is 16

-Today I saw a coral colored convertable slugbug -aka Volkswagon- and it is now my dream car.

-Chocolate chip frappachinos from Starbucks are AMAZING!!! (That's basically a milkshake with fancy stuff in it.)

-iPinkNinja is AWESOME!!! :)

-I am currently making a tornado in a box at school. It's gonna be awesome.

-I typed in Bennet, Longbourn, Pemberley, Netherfield, de Bourgh, and LOTS of other Pride and Prejudice names into my computer earlier, so now the stupid spell check won't say that Bennet has TWO t's!! (I hate when FanFics have that)

-Running is not fun. Not at all.

-I can't speak Spanish!!! Neither can my classmates!!!! This is very unhelpful when our Spanish teacher assigns our homework... In Spanish.

-I should be doing that Spanish homework right now... Adios!

-The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is easily the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Siriusly. It's that great.

-Going to Disneyworld for the fifth time is still fun!

-Rockin' Rollercoaster=YES

-I REALLY like going onto other people's profiles and copying and pasting stuff, so if you see something that's yours on here, smile!

-FLYNN RIDER IS NOW MY SECOND MOST BELOVED CHARACTER IN THE UNIVERSE. SECOND TO MR. DARCY.

-The statement directly above is NO LONGER TRUE!!!!!! Henry Higgins from My Fair Lady is now my second most beloved character in the universe to Mr. Darcy! Although I don't really romantically love Higgins, I just love him as in I think he's insanely awesome and hilarious. You know what I mean?


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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

It was the desire of appearing superior to other people. Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

LAMP!

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

MEGAMIND!!!!!!!!! The second awesomest animated movie EVER!!!!!!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:12

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:26

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Minor traffic. :)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About 3 hours ago when I was coming home from my sisters band concert.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The unfinished 8th chapter of my story, Without The First Couple. It's a WIP.

9. What are you wearing?

PJ'S: a t-shirt, fleece pants, and socks

10. Did you dream last night?

yeah... it was a kinda awkward dream... I don't really wanna talk about it...

11. When did you last laugh?

when I realized that in my chapter that I'm writing this verys minute, I called Mr. Darcy Mr. Fancy. IDK how that happened, but it did.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

doors, a window, shelves, a whiteboard, pictures, coat-hooks, a mirror

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Besides my sister? No.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

pretty awesome, sounds like something I would make up!!!

15. What is the last film you saw?

Beauty and the Beast in 3D!!!!!! I SAW THE TANGLED AFTER EVER WEDDING SHORT AT THE BEGINNING! It was magical...

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

an ipad, a mansion, new clothes, and a new copy of pride and prejudice (i guess i could buy that now, but if i was a multi-millionare i could buy a private jet that i could take to barnes and noble to get it) AND A DROID.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

i always sneeze twice in a row.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

i would somehow make people able to be unembarrassed about their personalities and quirks

19. Do you like to dance?

random dancing? yes. dance lessons? MEGA NO.

20. George Bush:

was a republican president of the United States. (was that what i was supposed to say?)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

well i really like the name Whitney, also Erika and Kelsey

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

benjamin or william

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

totally!! I REALLY WANT TO GO TO EUROPE.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

i'm not sure, something powerful and meaningful, making me feel like my existence had a purpose


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1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane.

When life gives to lemons, throw them at life and demand BIGGER lemons

Reality is more fun when you make it up

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

Love your enemies. it pisses them off

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Tell the truth and run

When in doubt, say a quote

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

When in doubt, make up words!

Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."


RULES FOR HOGWARTS

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people…” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals


MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.


If you can't beat them, confuse them.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn.

Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

Normal people worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

First law of science: don't spit into the wind

May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!

theres always a light at the end of a tunnel just pray its not a train!

take my advice i dont use it anyway

Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle!

What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out

Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?

Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils

The road to success is always under construction

By the time you read this, you've already read it

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Dont steal, the government hates competition

The higher you are, the farther you fall... so keep yur job at burger king!


How to annoy people

WARNING only read this if you wish to lower your life expectancy by a huge amount

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
ONLY TYPE IN CAPITALS


The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

Don't follow me, I'm lost too

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is; why would I keep looking after I've found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where their going and hook up with them later

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them

Set sail in a genaral that way direction

Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Doctors say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

If the world is full of crazy people, THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it

364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?


Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?


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The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by Kuroi In a Black Hole reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 306,337 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
An Army of Her Friends by I don't have a clue reviews
Eliza begins to search for her own independence and identity, much to the inconvenience of Professor Higgins. He is forced to understand she is no longer his pupil. The story begins where the film ends. R&R please, so I know whether to continue!
My Fair Lady - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 11/5/2011 - H. Higgins, Eliza D.
The Game by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,466 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P., Hestia J., Alice L.
Destiny by Annie Lockwood reviews
Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,214 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Another Sister by Michaela90 reviews
Reg/AU. A story in which the rumors of Mr. Bingley's five sisters are true, and this changes everything and nothing all at once. Blackmail plots, compromise, scandal, romance, OCs, and an extremely loveable (but in character!) Mr. Collins. That's right, I said it.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,207 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Charlotte, OC
The Thin Line between Love and Hate by jakeline reviews
A modern P&P with a Shakespearean twist. He said she wasn't pretty enough and she threw punch at him. After 12 years Darcy is back in Meryton and Lizzie still hasn't forgiven him.
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Fixed Points in Time by DracoNunquamDormiens reviews
Sirius. James. A Time-Turner. The Tenth Doctor. Enough Said.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,658 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 2/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Sirius B.
Feeling Electric by ProfessorSpork reviews
She walks into the comic book store, and everything changes. An AU story. / "No!" she insists, but she's grinning and bumping his shoulder and he has never, ever talked to anyone like this before.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,853 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Season of Love by MacyBear17 reviews
A light, romantic and slightly angsty fic featuring Elizabeth, Darcy and their families.It is well known among social circles that one marriage often begets another.So with two engagements one after the other, Is it surprising that love is in the air?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Upside Down and Backwards by KisstheRain14 reviews
Just because the old nursery rhyme says things have to go a certain way, doesn't mean they will. And especially not in the case of one Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy. /modern!fic, being rewritten/
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9460 - Favs: 7,350 - Follows: 6,988 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Mirrors and the Shadows by I'm Over There reviews
Short epilogue to The Moon and the Suns.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Scenes from the Life of Mr and Mrs Darcy by ProudScrivener reviews
An eclectic collection of scenes from the life or Mr. and Mrs. Darcy, from their first kiss and beyond.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,486 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth - Complete
Read into it what you want by Joy Booth reviews
Elizabeth Bennett is a up and coming book reviewer who just wrote a scathing review of Richard Fitzwilliam's new book but it turns out he isnt the author just a figure head for the reclusive Fitzwilliam Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 48,952 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 6/22/2009 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Georgiana, Col. Fitzwilliam - Complete
Colouring Hearts by Recipe reviews
Stopping short of leaving the alleyway, Tom asks, "Have you ever had a Butterbeer?" She has. "No," she says instead. GWTR - a rather different time travel novella. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,398 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
Already In Love by ruerox11 reviews
"Falling in love? That didn't even occur to him?" What Martha could've said to ease John Smith's conscience about opening the fob watch.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
I Reciprocate You SO HARD by zealousfreak27 reviews
Sherlock Holmes is in love. The world may never be the same. Cracky, fluffy, OOC one shot in which the author proves just how much she knows this fandom. Yeah, that's right, I'm watching you, judging... *Insert evil cackle here*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Thaw by boogima reviews
After an unfortunate mishap has forced Elizabeth Bennet to marry a certain haughty gentleman from Derbyshire, she writes letters to her sister Jane, trying to come to terms with her new role as a wife and the Mistress of Pemberley. Regency E&D, Complete.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,108 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Prejudice and Pride by bballgirl32 reviews
Arrogance and bigotry can be well-founded, but perhaps that is when it is most important to fight through prejudices. Sometimes choices have to be made, even if they go against everything that you stand for. TomxGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 170,891 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
An Unwanted Engagement by LilLamb24 reviews
Darcy reluctantly becomes engaged to Caroline prior to joining Charles at Netherfield. Can he face a lifetime in a loveless marriage when he finally meets the woman of his dreams?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,798 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Lay Me Down to Sleep by Queen of the Castle reviews
The Doctor learns how to breathe freely. Ten II/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Overlooked Explanation by Queen of the Castle reviews
Rose won't tell him that anything's wrong, but the Doctor just can't let it go that easily. Ten II/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
You Wouldn't Recognise the Truth Unless by Queen of the Castle reviews
Ten/Rose drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Come Find Me by kayleighchaos093 reviews
Mr. Darcy is in a chaotic emotional state just a week after his failed proposal to Elizabeth Bennet. When he takes his frustrations out on a midnight ride, he comes across an upturned carriage, only to find the one and only Elizabeth injured inside.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,129 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010
Five Billion Years Old and Still Young by Queen of the Castle reviews
Drabble for the prompt: 'Jack meeting up with his possible future self, The Face of Boe.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Bedtime by Khatt reviews
Rose ends up in the Doctor's room and she's not quite sure how. Written because sleepy!Doctor is adorable and Rose is a merciless tease.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
Kings and Lords by WhoMe-2 reviews
Rose Tyler never imagined she would one day marry a King, especially when she knew her heart belonged to a Lord. Will the possibility of a forced marriage to another force the boundaries of the Doctor and Rose's relationship to be crossed once and for all, or will it drive them apart? **1st in the Kings and Lords series**
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,047 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Lily by kitkatnumber9 reviews
Lily Potter- from the moment Severus Snape called her a mudblood, he had contributed to her eventual love for James Potter. Goes from Mudblood moment to fateful death. Rated T to be safe. Up for Adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Merely Players by libraryloser reviews
According to Dumbledore's Beedle the Bard notes, a Hogwarts musical has only been attempted ONCE. Lily Evans would like everyone to know that particular disaster was NOT her fault. Blame Sirius. Or blame James's admittedly attractive arms, if you must.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Doctor Who and the Legacy of Azkaban by Jaxin88 reviews
Harry Potter AU. The war is over and Rose Tyler can finally return to Hogwarts, but things aren't as simple as they seem. Who is the Doctor, and why are there Death Eaters still lurking around the school?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,325 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Rose T., Hermione G. - Complete
Potential Alien Threat by DescartesThinksNot reviews
Paranoid after the Chitauri invasion, SHIELD takes visiting aliens a little too seriously.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Subtle Changes in a Friendship by LIVEalittleLOVEsome reviews
They had a unique relationship, one that required only their insults and wit. She didn't want that to change. No, change scared her. But Scorpius bloody Malfoy had to go and change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,587 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Laddie, Lie Near Me by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
A freezing cold beach is as good a place as any to clear the air.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Dear Lord Voldemort by snarryislife reviews
Letters to Lord Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
No Snogging in the Control Room by Khatt reviews
Alternate scene set at the very end of "The Satan Pit" as Rose and the Doctor are reunited on the TARDIS. Certain rules are established.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/10/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Cailin na hEireann reviews
Sherlock continues to stare wordlessly at John. His eyes, only minutes ago foggy with sleep and disorientation, are fierce. Intent. Completely awake, and not one bit happy. 'John. Give me the camera. Now.' John takes the camera with him as he turns and runs, laughing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Brown vs Blue, the Eternal Debate by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Which suit does Rose really prefer?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Brawls & Duels by Natalie Blackman reviews
What if Mr Darcy never returned to Netherfield? What if Elizabeth attracted the attentions of another man with a hidden past? What would Mr Darcy do if he found out that Elizabeth was in possible danger?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,547 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011
Headquarters Gets a Bit Crowded by RedHal reviews
You've read stories of the Marauders getting sent to the future and of the second generation getting sent to the past. Here's a combo. More info inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - James S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Breakfast with the Dursleys by Eques Pirate reviews
The Potter kids are curious why dear old dad never cooks bacon for them. Harry decides to show them the house he grew up in and introduce them to the Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
Knicker Twisters by Captainraychill reviews
Fred and George are at it again. Drabble: 100 words exactly for DMHG Challenge, April 2012. Prompt: Practical Joke. This drabble was the winner for its month!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 148 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Megamind Meets the Parents by ladyspock7 reviews
Roxanne decides it's time for Megamind to meet her folks. It turns out that he's already met her dad...
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Irrational Snogging by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Sometimes, Rose had her doubts about whether the Doctor was really cut out for a typical human relationship.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
They're Watching So Beware by Queen of the Castle reviews
Drabble written for the prompt 'Dr. Horrible & Doctor Who - A case of mistaken identity'.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Story of a Quill by B.C Daily reviews
For James's thirteenth birthday, his father presented him with a new, limited edition, Scrivenshaft's original, self-inking, fine-tipped, phoenix feather quill. LilyJamesOneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sempiternal by Laura x Tennant reviews
Set during series 4 sometime, an alternative reunion to that which we see in The Stolen Earth. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Better Man by vcatrashfiend reviews
Eliza has married Freddy, as foretold by Shaw. Will their little family survive The Great War? Will Higgins ever forgive her? *Reviews are a fanfiction writer's only compensation. Please be generous, even if you hate it!*
My Fair Lady - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,581 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Eliza D., H. Higgins - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
It's Not Me It's You Modern P&P by IAmNew reviews
It's a truth universally acknowledged that a girl; suffocated by a ridiculous mother, a mentally absent father, three estrogen enraged sisters, and a wonderful, yet horribly shy twin sister; would have to be witty to survive the family circus.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,929 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011
Write My Name On a Sidewalk and Hope It Stays by Lazy Tobi reviews
Modern day P&P. One summer spent at home instead of doing an internship at her college sends Elizabeth Bennet's world upside down. She meets Mr. Dreamy, Mr. Just-No, and Mr. Nightmare, and her family just isn't helping. Which role does Will Darcy play?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,345 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Who She Could Never Be by Laura x Tennant reviews
It's been a week since France. Rose confides in Jack about the Doctor's behaviour and her worries about the future. Yeah, I've bent time/canon to my will for this, like some sort of Author Victorious. But don't worry, I've not gone crazy like the Doc.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Devil's Slippers by Grencle reviews
"But I can't turn your soul on," he said softly. She felt her heart twist painfully in her chest and were she less determined not to show any weakness, she would have hugged her arms around her shoulders for comfort.
My Fair Lady - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Eliza D., H. Higgins - Complete
The Stolen Plot by Jaxin88 reviews
In which Daleks roam the streets and rogue Time Agents have better timing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Pride and Prejudice and High School by ipodrocker16 reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl beginning her senior year at Longbourn High School must be in want of a boyfriend. And the chaos begins.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,495 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Five Stages by Dickensian812 reviews
For Henry Higgins, falling in love was a little like the five stages of grief. Written for the 101-word challenge at LJ's Great Tales comm.
My Fair Lady - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - H. Higgins, Eliza D. - Complete
Welcome to the Family by Joy Booth reviews
The Bennetts have a little chat with Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
When Aliens & Fanboys Collide by WhoInWhoville reviews
Mickey wants to go to the premiere of Star Wars. The Doctor obliges. Things get weird. Ten, Rose, Mickey and... two very special guests. Complete and total crack. Happy Birthday Scifigeekgirl!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Golden Sparks & Death Omens by Annevader reviews
Scorpius Malfoy getting on Rose's nerves is nothing new but this time she's determined not to forgive him. Until he does something unexpected; he apologizes. Well, that's a new one. Omens, librarians, kisses and sparks. Scorose/One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Study In Original Titles and Exciting Plotlines by Trompet reviews
John is a new student at Baker High School and life is really really hard and then he meets Sherlock and they fall in luv SUMMARY SUX PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME OR UR JUST JEALOUS OF MY ORIGINALITY! A parody of High School AUs.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
How to Fall in Love in 97 Days by Sunshinesque reviews
Because when you need to get a bloke to fall in love with you, why not go to the school's biggest womanizer...for help? "Some things in life were meant to be questioned, complicated, and maybe even regretted. And this was definitely one of them. Bugger."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,706 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Just Being Mean by 2manyfandoms reviews
An erroneous poster of Flynn would just be hitting his ego. And he had a big enough ego to handle a few petty blows. It was, after all just being a little mean ; There's a reason the nose is always wrong... and the Queen could tell you why.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - The Queen, Flynn R. - Complete
Brotherly Bargains by alocin reviews
Set during "The Hounds of Baskerville" - just how did Sherlock negotiate that little arrangement with Mycroft?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Go and Catch a Falling Star by Robe a la Anglaise reviews
An expansion of the beach scene in JE which gives Rose a little more say in the matter of her own fate. Ten/Rose TenII/Rose one-shot romance
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Rule One by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. "But those four words, oh, Sherlock savors them." Wherein Sherlock reduces the Met to a seething pool of rage, John thinks it's all childish, and Mycroft is the real star.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Bears, Bikes, and Bees by Juuromaru reviews
Modern Day Pride & Prejudice 1-Shot, in which bikes are stolen, pets are named after Star Wars characters, and sleazeballs are... well, sleazeballs, what else?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete
The Evening Before by Daniella Harwood reviews
Mr Bennet happens to catch sight of Darcy when he visits the Gardiner's with the news concerning Wickham and Lydia. This chance encounter allows him to reach an understanding with his future son in law.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,302 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Complete
Contemplations Before the Ball by amandald98 reviews
My Netherfield Ball short, in which Darcy is contemplating the idea of dancing with one Miss Elizabeth Bennet.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Complete
Good and Happy News by Laura x Tennant reviews
The Doctor returns from an emergancy save-the-world trip abroad. Rose has a nice welcome home surprise for him. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 375 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
A Set of Paints by Center of the Galaxy reviews
Who knew that buying her a set of paints would change so much? For it became clear as Rapunzel painted the town square that he was hoplessly in love with this girl. And yet, he couldn't tell her. Rapunzel/Flynn. One-shot.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Before I Sleep by ivywatcher reviews
In Which: It is snowing on Baker Street, and the world grows smaller accordingly. Character study.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Softly Softly by Laura x Tennant reviews
A brief oneshot, set whenever you like in the series. It's basically the Doctor's contemplations of what he should do about a certain Rose Tyler and the Feelings with a capital F he inexplicably has for her...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Breakfast of Champions by Verdigris reviews
When a certain super hero is on the package, kids will do anything to get it, including a certain super villain.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
Not Just Anyone by Queen of the Castle reviews
The stranger grabbed her hand and told her, "Run!" What was this, Rose wondered, déjà vu or something? Surely there were only so many strangers out there who could pop up out of nowhere and save her with that single word. Rose/Ten.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
A Most Unfortunate Proposal by Lady Greenbrier reviews
"She observed him with a clear expression in her eyes that he had formerly mistook for admiration or flirtation but now recognized as intense dislike." A retelling of the unfortunate events at Hunsford.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
HAUHP by Inkblot98 reviews
Hilarious Alternate Universes of Harry Potter presents you... tales that will guarantee you an uncontrollable burst of laughter. From Hogwarts as a boot camp, to Quidditch played with fruit, and to Harry/Hermione, young love! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pemberley Revisited by Hopeless827 reviews
This story begins with the encounter between Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth at Pemberley. I always thought that it was too short before news of Wickham and Lydia interrupted Darcy's hopes of changing Elizabeth's mind about him. We'll see where it goes...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,888 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011
Day After Day by Jujubee1981 reviews
A new beginning for 10.5 and Rose. Set immediately after Journey's End. I've decided to continue because of the great responses! Thank you! As a DW fanfic newbie, I am blown away!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Mr Darcy Came to Dinner by jvcla25 reviews
In the spirit of that masterpiece of farce, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Mr. Darcy has a little spill and is forced to remain at Longbourn, guest of the Bennets.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Labor Pains by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
Lily goes into Labor - James is nervous, Sirius is obnoxious and Remus is trying to control the situation. Oh, and Lily is mad. Join them as they slowly drive the Hospital insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seven Lists of James Potter by Tastes-Like-Fry reviews
Lily's journal was filled with random bits, thoughts, moments, poems and lists, not necessarily for later use – more of a keepsake, and also a good way to vent, most of which, was kept to one subject: James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Goodbyes by 13tash07 reviews
The Doctor stumbles upon the Mirror of Erised and finally gets a chance to say goodbye. Fluff, really.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2011 - 10th Doctor, Mirror of Erised - Complete
Hold On by Jennistar1 reviews
Alternative ending to Reichenbach Falls - John knew all along. J/S friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Marauders' Howler by Brain Fluff reviews
Harry Potter gets a howler from home. Fortunately for him, the Marauders distract Lily and decide to have a little fun. Set in AU where Harry's parents live.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Texting U by amandald98 reviews
A series of one shots with people texting. Originally "The Beginning"
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
The Doctor and Rose Tyler Drabbles by Queen of the Castle reviews
A series of unconnected 100 word romance and gen drabbles about the Doctor and Rose, written for dw100 on LJ.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Speed Dating by choirhawk12 reviews
Lizzy and Jane Bennet have been forced by their friend Lydia to attend a speed dating session. Love, hate, and texting ensues. 'Pride & Prejudice' in one night. Fluffy and MODERN. Rated T just to be safe. Special appearances by other J.A. characters.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011
The Picnic by iPinkNinja reviews
Lizzy's family comes over to Pemberly for a picnic and a suprise party for her. Happy fluffy! Includes cats and a dog. Please R&R! One-Shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
13 Random Moments in the Life of Tony Tyler by Queen of the Castle reviews
There's nothing normal about growing up hounded by the media, with parents who are from different universes and a sister who frequently saves the world from aliens with her only-partly-human significant other. Tony Tyler doesn't mind, though. Rose/Ten II
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
The Doctor's Patronus by archergwen reviews
A man wearing Converse trainers gets a lesson from a scarred boy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
This is Us by birchermuesli reviews
It's our last year at Hogwarts, and against everything that my mind is frantically telling me, I'm now falling for James Potter. He's dating another girl. Now, what in Merlin's name has gone wrong with the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,878 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Wiping down the doors by AmiliaPadfoot reviews
Next gen. Harry and James bond as Harry tries to explain to his son why the Dursley's didn't love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2011 - James S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Marauder Idol by trini bear reviews
James tried to come up with something romantic to do for Lily, and somehow starts a singing competition between him, Sirius, Frank, Avery and LILY. Can he win her heart? Or will she break his heart again? *INDEFINITE HIATUS*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
One Day! by iPinkNinja reviews
One day Harry Potter encounters something awesome in the forbidden forest... By iPinkNinja AND ipodrocker16. One-Crazy-Shot. Don't ask. Just reivew. COMPLETO! YAY!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
As Time Moves On by musiclover9 reviews
Snippets of the lives of Mr. Darcy and his charming wife, their children, and the rest of their family the Bennets and Lady Catherine included . I know this summary is lame, but please read! I promise it's better than the summary!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,017 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009
Five Times Wishing on an Eyelash Actually Worked by Queen of the Castle reviews
Rose/Ten. Oh god, she thinks, now he's done it. They're really going to die this time. Why else would he finally say it now, like this? It can't be just because she's wished for it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Is it still Kidnapping by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
If there's table service, a dress code, and champagne-spewing brainbots? It is if Megamind is involved.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Training in Covert Manoeuvres by Queen of the Castle reviews
Rose/Ten AU. Rose swallows and meets his focused gaze. She forces an undaunted expression onto her face. "This isn't exactly the first time someone's threatened my life, y'know."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Just A Dream by WhoMe-2 reviews
A kiss from Jackie Tyler can have serious consequences.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Jane Austen and werewolves by HasEveryPenNameBeenTaken reviews
Jane Austen heroes and heroines are playing Mafia/Werewolves, the roleplay party game. Complete, to everyone's relief.
Crossover - Pride and Prejudice & Northanger Abbey - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
A History that Became Legend by maoithe
My take on the Lily and James' final year at Hogwarts up until that fateful night when they died.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,910 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
How Many Loves? by DatteNatte reviews
Severus Snape loves something. And it's not himself. Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Severus S.
P&P By Any Other Name by slytherinsal reviews
A oneshot to serve as a prelude to a fic I'm considering as a P&P sequel. Mr and Mrs Darcy contemplate the difficulty of naming their firstborn.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Snape or Snake by Ferretess xxx reviews
Spelling really does matter, as the Golden Trio's class finds out when their most loathed professor turns into a video game character. You don't even have to know what Metal Gear is to understand this; I only know it's a game. Kplus for Ron's minor swear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Severus S., S. Snake - Complete
Jealousy and Matchmaking by barneyrockz reviews
Elizabeth goes to stay in Highbury with her good friend Emma, while Darcy is also in Highbury. Emma and Darcy work together to change Elizabeth's opinion of him, but Knightley sees their closeness as affection. Can they all somehow find their way to love?
Crossover - Emma & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,136 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010
Why Darcy Shouldn't Speak by kusachi-chan reviews
Modern AU. What happens when Darcy is asked by the professor to describe Elizabeth in five words? Chaos and fluff will ensue.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
Sardines at Hartfield by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
Instead of alphabet squares, Frank suggests that they all play a game of Sardines. AU & a little cracky, but hopefully still fun.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Third Law by WillowBelle reviews
An alternate ending to Doomsday. What if Rose had held on just long enough...? A short, cute, sweet oneshot whipped up out of boredom. Complete and forever more, 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Women by Flaignhan reviews
'I've never done it before.' - Set after Wait for the Song to Stop -
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Take Me Out by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
AU Modern. George Knightly is a presenter for a dating program, Emma Woodhouse is one of the contestants. Why did George agree to the no dating contestant clause?
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - [Emma W., Mr. Knightley] - Complete
Sincerely, The Readers and Writers of Fanfiction by Fanfiction Love 2006 reviews
Harry and company have some choices and decisions to own up to! Let's follow and see just what things are on some of the minds of those behind the magic of fanfiction, Harry Potter style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
One Man, One Woman by Laura x Tennant reviews
"OW! Ow ow ow ow OW!" Rose yelped. "Rose! Rose. ROSE. Sit STILL. I can't help you if you're gonna wriggle around – just – wait! No. No, no, no. No, sit! Stay!" he commanded, grabbing a hold of one of her hips with his left hand, keeping her in place.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/25/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
First Impression by cresmoon reviews
Truth be told, the first time Eugene Fitzherbert saw Rapunzel, he was hardly impressed, but not for the reasons you might think.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5002 - Favs: 11,519 - Follows: 1,313 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Reluctant Decision Made by a Breaking Man by Laura x Tennant reviews
The part-human Doctor wasn't unaware of what the Time Lord Doctor was going to do. Here's their conversation regarding it. And a scene of last chances with Rose Tyler. Angsty...it's set near the end of Journey's End, after all...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Moody Marries the Lupins by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Mad-Eye marries Remus and Dora... Oh boy... RL/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Smile, Darling by HolicGirlXXX reviews
In all his years as a lady's' man, Eugene Fitzherbert never would have guessed he'd be in front of a girl begging for her affection.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
50 things Jack Harkness isn't allowed to do by The-Hufflepuff-Death-Eater reviews
Just what it says on the tin. Teen to be safe, cause it's Jack.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/28/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Fast Forward by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Third in the trilogy. Seq to Press Play. This is the best thing that could be happening, but it's never that simple. You always knew that it wasn't going to be easy, but no-one ever told you that it was going to be this hard. TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 179,162 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A RAINY DAY AT NETHERFIELD by keerthi reviews
This is a what-if story at Netherfield where everyone except the Bennet sisters play Sardines. Darcy is confused, Lizzy is as witty as ever, Caroline is jealous. Will Caroline manage to seduce Darcy? What of our hero and heroine?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010
A Safe Place to Hide by Flaignhan reviews
She had asked for a safe place to hide, and she had been given just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bulletproof by Dayja reviews
Sherlock finds out the hard way that being shot at does occasionally involve being shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Is, What Was, What Could Be, What Must Not by bite-me-im-irish reviews
A bunch of one-shots about the Doctor and Rose. Rewrites, Reunions, Rememberings, Getting togethers and lots of fluff
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,590 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Foreshadowing by ProfessorSpork reviews
Theirs is a story told out of order. And maybe there's just something about libraries. Rose/Nine, Rose/Ten.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
How to Tell Her You're a Werewolf in 6 Easy Steps by angiedotdotla reviews
Rule #1: Never let Sirius interfere in your love life. You'll regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
False Pretense by Alleu reviews
After the untimely death of Elizabeth's father, the Bennet family pushes Elizabeth to accept the hand of the very last man she could ever be prevailed upon to marry. Will she learn to return his love, or continue in her hatred?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/30/2007
The Carriage Ride by P.I.D reviews
Flynn had been looking forward to a carriage ride with Rapunzel, but when the day actually comes it doesn't go quite as he expected.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The One with the Candyfloss and the Batteries by FlapperSlapper reviews
It's 2012, and a bloke in leather pisses Mickey Smith off at the supermarket. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Mickey S., 9th Doctor - Complete
Pride Prejudice and Perjury by GoGG reviews
A mystery, that departs from P&P at the very end – Darcy does not return to Longbourn to propose to Elizabeth. At Jane's wedding he ignores her and after shuns her. Can Elizabeth discover why Darcy has turned against her? Is there hope of a happy ending?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,741 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010
Catching Rider by Wicked42 reviews
Tangled oneshot. A disgruntled palace guard captures Flynn Rider, but he's missing a few details. Like the fact that Rider is dating the princess, for example. Rider x Rapunzel.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Mr Darcy's Breeches by cherryflowerblossoms reviews
Mr. Darcy's Breeches: the real reason for his actions at the Meryton dance. Inspired by: bride and prejudice.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
The Driving Lesson by SherlockianGirl reviews
John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Downbeat in This Life's Spontaneous Musical by Queen of the Castle reviews
Rose thought it would be easier if some higher power had their finger poised over the Universal Emergency Eject Button from the moment she'd been dragged across the void. Humour fic leaning towards parody .
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
A Different Kind Of Roommate by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Roommates are curious things. Curious in the way that no-one ever really wants one initially, and yet they always have this knack of sticking around. And sometimes, they work their way into your life until you can't imagine it without them - John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/11/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tempora Abducto by Flaignhan reviews
Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Domestic Encounters by Virtuella reviews
On a quiet morning in Netherfield, Elizabeth is at a loose end and goes exploring.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
Structural Color by Solstice Zero reviews
Sherlock is left in the same room as Lestrade's five-year-old daughter for about fifteen minutes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by barneyrockz reviews
Mr. Darcy has fallen in love with Elizabeth, but when she mysteriously disappears his whole world falls apart. Three years later they meet again. Can Darcy finally work up the courage to propose? Will she accept?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,855 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Know Better by CrackedMetal reviews
The Doctor's reaction to Jack and Martha's conversation in "Utopia" is just a little different. "He couldn't stand them speaking about her as if she was nothing... just another human." Stars: the Doctor, Martha, Jack. Appearances by Rose and Jackie.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2010 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Martha J., Jack H. - Complete
Broken Open by The Alternative Source reviews
What if it wasn't the Doctor who was shot by the Dalek as they ran to each other? Companion piece to Bex19's video, "Broken Open AU." Please review and check out her video. 10/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
A Facade Faded by Jennistar1 reviews
Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Wrong by AutumnAtMidnite reviews
Wherein John Watson puts his foot down when it comes to a certain habit of his new flat mate, and in so doing, proves Sherlock Holmes to be very wrong. Rated for mentions of drug use & language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crouching Doctor, Hidden Basilisk by Mundungus42 reviews
Martha Jones rather understandably has some issues with "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." Thankfully, she and the Doctor are in a position to do something about it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, Severus S. - Complete
A Bottle of Wine by YesIEatQuiche reviews
A delve deeper into the rather amusing argument between Mrs. Bennet and the young Lucas boy that occurs at the end of volume one, chapter 5. Rated T for some drinking of wine. Oneshot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Mrs. Bennet - Complete
Letters to Miss Bennet by Christini reviews
As Elizabeth goes about her life that has been rudely publicised by a certain Jane Austen, she recieves letters written on strange paper, with an almost foreign way of expression. Someone is not happy with Miss Bennet...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8024 - Favs: 14,954 - Follows: 6,410 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Caring is Creepy by Josephinee reviews
He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Parallels by Lucifer's Garden reviews
Merlin, all he wants is just to be good enough for her, just for now, even if only for a minute in space and time. Rose/Scorpius one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Oh, I'd Snog You Like the Muggles Do by howlsatthemoon reviews
With my luck, the minute I kiss you, someone will come out and find us and pull out their wand and very possibly blow me up. Now, tell me Rosie, can we snog if I'm blown into smithereens? Rose and Scorpius and...Ronald?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Musts by HermioneGrangerTwin reviews
"I'm in the middle of a forest, my best friend and recipient of my affections has deserted me and yet, I'm thinking of Eliza Doolittle." Hermione has a realization about Ron: in this case, he is the leading lady. Slight R/Hr. During DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
How To Marry A Malfoy by georginacastleorpington reviews
Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Anniversaries by ProfessorSpork reviews
Spoilers thru JE. / Five years; five gifts the Doctor gives Rose on the first five anniversaries of their arrival in Pete's World. / "It's just that... well, I rather like the idea of lockets. Keeping someone close to your heart... close to your heart."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Big Blue Box by Hooded-Figurine reviews
Random run in. Quite literally.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Timeout! by reddwarfaddict reviews
Rose is ill... what could possibly be the matter?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
Breaking Even by ProfessorSpork reviews
A love story in three parts, in which the Doctor and Rose visit the beach and there is no angst whatsoever. Spoilers through Journey's End; Rose/9, Rose/10, Rose/10.5
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
to hope for more than this by ProfessorSpork reviews
Oh, she knows. // A typical non-adventure of the Doctor and Rose. Takes place mid-series 2. Superfluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Falling by ProfessorSpork reviews
Rose Tyler falls in love the way her mother drinks tea--often, enthusiastically, and for any reason at all. A coming of age story, perhaps. // Spoilers through JE. Rose/Jimmy, Rose/Mickey, Rose/9, Rose/10, Rose/10.5
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Worth by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Maybe he couldn't tell her, the Doctor realized. Maybe he would never be able to tell her, would never find the right words, would never find the right chance. But maybe, just maybe, he could show her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Bliss by Recipe reviews
When you first see her, you know she will be a pain in your side.
Sound of Music - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Georg vT., Maria R. - Complete
Letters by natalee moon reviews
A polaroid camera begins a tradition of collecting "letters" from their travels to spell out words and jokes on the wall of the TARDIS. A tradition that lasts much longer than Rose ever expected...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Fracture by Kathryn Shadow reviews
He raised a hand and looked at it—saw the glow. The end. Game over. Please try again.' The End of Time fixit, but it's canon-friendly. ...I think. Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
And That Was What The Hell Happened by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Jackie Tyler gets an insight into her daughter and The Doctors relationship and life. Set directly after Age of Steel. 10rose. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
His Best Life by Jecir reviews
Things come full circle for them. After all, they are The Doctor and Rose Tyler, the stuff of legend. They don't live within the dictates of the Impossible. That includes his death and her reality. Spoilers Journey's End and End of Time. 10/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by spiderme reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10298 - Favs: 12,611 - Follows: 5,176 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Victory by Nerys reviews
On May 2nd 1998 Lord Voldemort died. Victory was here, but for whom? Currently a TMR/LV one-shot, but could turn into a HG-TR chaptered fic in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Knew by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Harry saw it coming. Which is odd, really, considering the absolute lack of ability he had when he came to girls. Scorpius/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Heart of Gold by Tastes-Like-Fry reviews
It's James Potter's birthday! What lies in store for him on this joyous day? Will Gryffindor win the Quidditch Cup? Why has Lily got a mischievious glint in her eyes? Why does TLF always ask so many questions in her summarys? Will you read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Floors of Memory by Spoons1899 reviews
Just tell me one. Tell me… the best first date you ever had.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Inexorable by My Barbaric YAWP reviews
She knows. Loving him is inexorable. Fluff for the soul…
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Sleepwalking by reddwarfaddict reviews
Time Lords don't sleepwalk... or do they?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 4,173 - Follows: 636 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Storytime by Evility reviews
Georgiana is bored to tears, so Lizzy amuses her with a story about a certain Darcy and an unforgettable encounter near the pond of Pemberley.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Holy TARDIS You Killed Edward Cullen! by RagxxDoll reviews
So this was written as a joke, basically for my bestie robin. this is my first DW fic!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Hey There, Rose Tyler by LyricsArePoetry reviews
Changed lyrics to Hey There, Delilah, by Plain White T's, to fit the Doctor and Rose!Post Doomsday, Pre Journey's End
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Letter by ladyisis-uk reviews
Response to a forum challenge. Set after The Doctor left Rose at Bad Wolf Bay the FIRST time. In his newly regenerated form the Doctor travels back to Earth bearing a letter for a seventeen year old Rose Tyler.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Open Door Policy by Marivan reviews
Georgiana Darcy seeks an early morning conversation with her brother. To her dismay, she finds him busy with another, rather embarrassing, occupation. A P&P two-shot. R&R?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
A Journey's Beginning by TheSingingGirl reviews
Yet another Rose10 oneshot of what really should have happened at the end of Journey's End. No human Doctor even though I really did like him. Utterly pointless, except it was cluttering up my head.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
They're Weird and They're Wonderful by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Tonks and Remus are left in the lurch by an important person on an even more important day. Temporary madness and/or Weasley assistance ensues. Written for the MetamorFic Moon Autumn Moonlight Jumble!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Just Two by arethusa85 reviews
Written from the prompt "Jackie accidentally gives the Doctor aspirin" for the onetrueshipfest on LiveJournal. Rose/Ten Pairing during Season Two.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/6/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Noun by eirabach reviews
When the Doctor thinks of Tony, he also thinks of Kelloggs. Will Jackie Tyler ever realise her naming faux-pas? Alt!Verse post-Journey's End. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Jackie T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Backtrack by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Companion fic to Rewind. No-one knows where she's from or why she's there. She's a mystery. He's determined to find out who she is, but may be putting his own secrets at risk; secrets that are far more dangerous... secrets that are lethal. TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,376 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
No More Fighting by Panny reviews
Post GitF * "You get upset and I don't know why. When I try to figure it all out and fix it you lie and say you're fine and I pretend to believe you since I can't do anything if you won't tell me what's wrong."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Advice by montypython203 reviews
Slight crossover with Torchwood. Doctor/Rose, Jack/Ianto. Jack and the Doctor share some mutual advice. I'm not quite sure what to put for the genre.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jack H., 10th Doctor - Complete
Psychic Paper Abuse by Carly86 reviews
The woman hold up a piece of paper and everyone gasped. “Rose Tyler, shoe inspector. Who is the owner of this shop?”
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Can I keep it? by Carly86 reviews
He didn't know, where Rose suddenly got this strange affinity to catch strange creatures and hide them in her bedroom maybe it was something she ate? , but it began to annoy him. Crack!fic
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Press Play by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Second in the trilogy. Seq Rewind. You twist, you turn. Dreams change, hopes build. Things change when you least expect it. Are you prepared to lose everything? TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 130,894 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
Sleepy Yet? by OncomingBadWolf reviews
When talking in the night things take an unexpected, yet much pleasing, turn. The Doctor finds there's more than one way to win a bet. Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 183 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
A Member of the Wedding by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Another day, another domestic adventure for Rose and her Doctor. A Torchwood wedding, a discussion, some new/old friends, and a very enviable phone; just a few moments in the new new life of a new new Doctor. JE warning! July II challenge by Angelili.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Minding the Menace by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Rose and her Doctor get the job of watching the second most menacing life form in any Universe. The creature has picked up some interesting habits. Challenges, shocks, and guest stars. POST-JE warning! Response to FebruarySong's challenge for July II.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Not His Fault by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
It was not the Doctor's fault. Except for the bits that ...kinda...sorta...maybe...well, were. An encounter on a backwater, a day in the life of a Time Lord. Response to a July II Challenge set by Sandstorm0301.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Tenth Doctor Owner's Guide by SnowFox3 reviews
Just as it says. Never have another problem with your Tenth Doctor again with this handy guide!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 212 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
TARDISJacked by NewDrWhoFan reviews
A humorous twist on what could have happened during S4's "The Journey's End".
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Trouble With Tabloids by EverythingIsMagic reviews
The Doctor engages in some "quality" magazine reading and is surprised by what he finds. Human!Doctor/Rose. JOURNEY'S END COMPLIANT
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Real One by Pirate Perian reviews
Rose and the Doctor are more or less the same as before. Except not. Set after the events of "Journey's End."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Lost Boy by LadyMoriel reviews
Crossover with Doctor Who; DH spoilers. Out Christmas shopping with Harry, five-year-old Teddy gets lost in Knockturn Alley, and an unexpected rescuer turns up to help him out.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/7/2008 - 10th Doctor, Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmate by Josephinee reviews
When Ron Weasley told his daughter to beat Scorpius Malfoy in every subject they got, she took his advice to heart. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That's It, I Quit! by NewDrWhoFan reviews
A mix of genuine and purely speculative spoilers for the end of S4 prompts the Doctor to take some drastic action. Just fun, with a bit of 10Rose for good measure.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Don't Push My Button by NewDrWhoFan reviews
There it was. Right on the TARDIS console. A big, red, threatening button, quite blatantly labeled "Must Not Be Pressed Under Any Circumstances" 10Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/28/2008 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Distraction by Kathryn Shadow reviews
She flitted through her list of unexpected Doctor moods and found that she didn't actually have one for this.' Pointless, plotless, angstless. 10/Rose. Enjoy, if at all possible.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ring From Brighton by Eliza1984 reviews
Another My Fair Lady Fic. My take on the mysterious 6 weeks between Ascot and the Ball.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Before, After, Maybe by Pirate Perian reviews
Something's been troubling the Doctor, and it's keeping Rose awake. Set after the events of "The Satan Pit."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 366 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Glass Slipper by Gilpin reviews
Cinderella shall go to the ball. And Remus is going with her... Christmas, OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
What's In A Name? by sillycucumber reviews
While doing rounds, Rose is confronted by someone desperate to tell her something. Something important.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
My Amortentia by amyniknak reviews
RoseScorpius. Rose receives an unusual Valentine, but it's not from Scorpius. And that is, really rather disappointing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Schadenfreude by Recipe reviews
For those timetraveling fics: How he fell in love before his mind caught up. Rated for safety. TomGinny Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
May the Best Man Win by FantasticJackie reviews
Post DH Warning. You know, said Sirius thoughtfully, Considering the wedding vows you two took, technically you have to get remarried here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Snape's Super Secret by Red The Animator reviews
Snape has a secret. Harry and Ron want to find out what it is, but will they be able to handle the truth? And more importantly, will they be able to convince Hermione that it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Problem with the Sorting Hat by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
Albus is waiting to be sorted with his cousin. He, like the rest of the first years, is nervous. However, once it's his turn to be sorted, things start to get out of hand. Especially as he seems to have some problems with the sorting hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Today by Crookshanks.x reviews
Draco's mother is, as she always has been, an ardent matchmaker. He plays along to keep her happy, but all he can think about is the girl he had to leave behind. Why would today be any different? Because it so happens that today IS different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 277 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Oliver Wood's Thoughts on Fanfiction by just giddy reviews
what oliver rants about after finding this wonderfully loverly website of ours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Downtown: Bus Time by Hubert24601 reviews
fluffy oneshot that has to do with the 10th DoctorRose fluff, and DOWNTOWN ENGLAND! I hope you enjoy... Umm... kissing? I suck at summaries, so yeah. 10Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Short Stick by luckei1 reviews
When an unpleasant task presents itself, Hermione drew the shortest stick
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
People Watching by luckei1 reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Excellent Hiding Place by Teh Little One reviews
During a dull rainy afternoon at Netherfield Park Miss Bingley decides to initiate a game of Sardines, Bingley, Elizabeth and Darcy agree to participate...what if Darcy and Elizabeth end up hiding together? Set during Elizabeth's first visit to Netherfiel
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Embarrassment by Callisto Nicol reviews
Some words like tampon should not be said to some people like James Potter. [LJ ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rose's New Phone by bookEnd reviews
Why did Rose have a new phone in Rise of The Cybermen?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Katie Bell's Thoughts on Fanfiction by just giddy reviews
what Katie Bell REALLY thinks about ff.n
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 248 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Joyless Ecstasy by Qwara reviews
Mr. Darcy contemplates his feelings for Elizabeth during their chance meeting at Pemberley. Oneshot. AU.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
You Repaid Him by xxMagicalMugglexx reviews
Just a short LJ fanfiction summing up their lives from first year until their deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Conversation With Nobody by vegemite reviews
Set during ESB. Why Han knows.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Dangerous Curves by phatbasset reviews
Elizabeth Bennet comes to town after a long absence. From their initial meeting on, William Darcy finds her more and more mysterious. Will Elizabeth be able to do what she has come to without alerting William to her real intentions? Chapter 9 now fixed
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,728 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Chocolate Frogs by caedi reviews
Selling chocolate has got to be easier than defeating dark lords…. Hasn’t it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Blind Date by Marmalade Fever reviews
Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
She Eats WHAT? by Callisto Nicol reviews
James and Lily talked. To each other. And this is bad how? Remus asked. She wants to eat me! James cried out. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Out Of Print by gpoy reviews
LJ, one shot. Both Lily and James are taking Defence Against the Dark Arts. Both Lily and James need a textbook. Problem is, there's one copy left.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/12/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Reward Is Worth This by Aladailey reviews
What I believe Han was actually thinking during his rescue of Princess Leia from the Death Star. [One shot, rated for language]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Conversations With a Ghost by June sky reviews
One of Ginny and Tom's conversations with shorthand. Tom has no idea what she is saying to him. Tom's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
A Mermaid in Hogwarts by Queen of the Ramen reviews
Ariel from "The Little Mermaid" goes to Hogwarts. Will she be able to fit in?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004
An Engagement Is Announced by squelchything reviews
Ever wondered how the rest of the galaxy would react to Han and Leia's relationship? How about the tabloids? HUMOUR.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Conspiracy of Voldemort by Backroads reviews
Tommy is just a nice little boy who wants to help the world. Why does everyone tell lies about him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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Without The First Couple reviews
The Bennets are about half an hour late to the ball at Meryton... Which leads to Mr. Bingley and Jane never falling in love. What would have happened to Darcy and Elizabeth without the romance of his best friend and her sister?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,862 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
An Excellent Father reviews
Henry Higgins is awoken in the middle of the night by his crying baby boy James, and comforts him in a way that is uniquely Higgins. One-shot.
My Fair Lady - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012 - H. Higgins - Complete
Falling Asleep reviews
With a daunting three weeks left until the Embassy Ball, it makes perfect sense that Higgins and Eliza would be working until 3 AM. But when they both fall asleep, there may be life -and perspective- changing consequences for both of them... One-shot. Rating between a K plus and T.
My Fair Lady - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2012 - H. Higgins, Eliza D. - Complete
Pride and Prejudice and High School reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl beginning her senior year at Longbourn High School must be in want of a boyfriend. And the chaos begins.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,495 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
A Heroic Death reviews
Flynn Rider, thief extraordinaire, is about to perish in a cave. From drowning. With a girl with way too much blonde hair, a frying pan, and her creepy frog thingie. It's not exactly the perfect death. Or is it?
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Twenty Sixth of November reviews
In a portrait in the ballroom of one Netherfield Park, sit a Lady and her husband. What do these two paintings observe on the 26th of November between a certain lovestruck gentleman from Derbyshire and his pretty dance partner? Netherfield Ball one-shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Complete
Fitzwilliam Darcy, The Insufferable reviews
When the newlywed Darcys' carriage pulls away, Elizabeth finally gets to kiss her husband. Why, then, does he refuse to kiss her again? A cute, short, one-shot where Bingley is forgetful, Elizabeth is confused, and Darcy is very, very stubborn.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Mirror reviews
When James Potter wants to give Lily Evans the perfect birthday gift, nothing good will come out of it. Especially not when Sirius Black and Severus Snape are involved! One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/18/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Mr Darcy? reviews
Lily Evans has spent the past six years of her Hogwarts career dreaming of Mr. Darcy. What happens when her friend Alice makes a connection between the most loved romantic hero of all time, and the very person she's hated the past six years, James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cliches reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth are on a romantic walk through a flowery field in the sunset. No doubt that such a very cliche scenario can only cause delight... Or perhaps not.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Study reviews
Have you ever wondered what exactly happened when Mr. Darcy went to ask for Mr. Bennet's blessing to marry Elizabeth? This is my take on what could amount to be a VERY interesting conversation... REVIEW! One-Shot
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Mr. Darcy, Mr. Bennet - Complete
Observant Bingley reviews
Mr. Bingley was even more of a studier of character than Elizabeth. Just how much did he notice about our favorite hero and heroine? One-Shot
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Mr. Bingley - Complete
Excellent Exercise reviews
As the two eldest Bennet daughters stay at Netherfield Park with the Bingleys and Mr. Darcy, Darcy discovers a new form of exercise...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Reasons to Kill Harry Potter By Lord V reviews
Everyone always assumes that I just want to kill Harry Potter because of the prophecy. WELL THEY'RE ALL WRONG. This is a list of reasons why I REALLY want Harry Potter to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.