Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, Dark Tower series, Yu-Gi-Oh, Lord of the Rings, Dead Zone, X-Men: The Movie, Book X-overs, Pirates of the Caribbean, 13 Ghosts, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Sweeney Todd, and Bleach.
I'm in college, attending Syracuse University. I made this profile when I was in 8th grade, so I've left it mostly untouched:
-Died for Love-
This is the way the world ends
I have a few quotes that I picked up from everywhere. Here they are, in case you wanted to know:
Are you suggesting that cocanuts migrate? -Holy Grail
"People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them that I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk."
Manderly, I have dreamt again of Manderly -Stephen King (Bag Of Bones)
Give me that! It's my dust catcher! -Stephen King (Bag of Bones)
E.L.F.F. -Stephen King (Bag of Bones)
So solly, Cholly! -Stephen King
Time slowed and reality bent, on and on the eggman went. -Stephen King (Dreamcatcher)
The first time I met you, I knew you would betray me. The second time we met, I knew I would let you. -from someone
I must move the coffin; or the chandelier -Dracula: Dead & Loving It
This is Syracuse: it snows! Now get back here! -Mr. Kline
The BARN?! -Mr. Kline (dun ask)
"Wow snort laugh laugh Low giggle chuckle Energy LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH!!" -Mr. Kline
"Oh look, there's a ballon with frizzy hair and oh! There's one with a .45 semi-automatic." -Mr. Kline (you REALLY don't wnna know)
We are in serious trouble -Brendon Frasier in The Mummy
I thought you said they were HARMLESS!! -The Mummy Returns
He moved. -Blade
"Hello, Little anal-dwelling butt-monkey..." -Bruce (Bruce Almghty)
"Remember: a friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel." -Mr. E
"Pin a rose on your nose!...No, wait... don't..." -Mr. E
"Yippee Skippy!" -Mr. E
"Morgue (whatever else would i sign as, Morgan the Magician or Lesser Vampire or some such crap..?)" -Morgan
Thank you, I have more...I just can't remember them right now :-)
I love those lttle bumper stickers, shirts, and keychains that have little sayings on them (which tells how much free time I have lol) and here they are:
-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most...
-I didn't lose the keys; this time I lost the whole damn car!
-I tried to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my butt!
-Gone crazy, be back in 5 minutes.
-I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving.
-I shop, I buy, in debt I die.
-Winter, spring, summer, fall you will find me at the mall.
-The person who said " can't buy happiness" obviously wasn't going to the right mall!
-So many pedestrians, so little time.
-Everyone is allowed to be stupid once in a while, but you abuse the privelage!
-There's no town drunk here; we all take turns.
-Run your fingers over my car and I'll run my car over your fingers!
-I have PMS and a gun. You were saying?
-Husband and dog missing. Reward for dog.
-I don't have an attitude problem; I'm just always right!
-Your proctologist called: they found your head.
-What did I say that sounded like "Tell me about your day."?
-Your mouth keeps moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah"
-I'm sorry; did I look interested?
-(in REALLY small print) If you can read this, you are to close to my car. BACK UP!
-Horn broken: watch for finger.
-I do what the little voices tell me to.
-YOU! Out of the Gene Pool!
-I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the people in his car.
Here are some random short stoies from school. Muaha!:
-Once I got a new pile of coins, and I was digging through it, and I found this REALLY big coin. I was trying to figure out what it was, you know, looking it up in my Van Meter, but I couldn't find it! Finally, I brought it to one of my buddies. He looked it over and said, "Ken, this isn't a coin- it's a kneecap"! Urk!(Mr. Kline)
-Dude! There was a thing, and it had a thing, but the thing on the thingy was like...a thing, so like I picked it up, and the thing totally looked... like... a thing! (Stephen aka Poneru)
I also like FanFic quotes:
-Legolas: You can come with me! Us elves have to stick together, you know.
-Boromir: But I'm not an elf!! I'm a man!
-Legolas: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah, and Aragorn's the king of Gondor.
-Boromir: ...What's your point? -The Fellowship of the Ring: Modified by A.Katz Omnipotent King
What are you, a fortune cookie? Case of the Missing House, by Daroga's Rainy Daae
HOW DARE YOU LOCK MY GODSON UP, IF YOU THINK HE’S SUICIDAL YOU MUST BE MAD, HARRY WOULD NEVER TRY TO KILL HIMSELF…IF YOU DON’T LET HARRY OUT IMMEDIATELY I WILL PERSONALLY STRANGLE YOU, YOU FOUL RAT FACED GIT! IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH A SINGLE BRAIN CELL THAT HARRY’S NOT SUICIDAL, EVEN A FLOBBERWORM COULD FIGURE IT OUT, YOU HALF BRAINDEAD GREASY HAIRED…(insert colorful profanities here)...LET HARRY OUT NOW OR I WILL DISEMBOWEL YOU WITH A SHARPENED STICK AND HANG YOUR DEAD BODY IN THE OWLERY AT HOGWARTS FOR THE BIRDS TO EAT!! -SnapeSummer by Silent Shadow
Sweet jeebus, thought Gandalf. I'm going on a quest to the firey gates of hell and I have to be accompanioned by a schizo elf.-Pure Inniocence by Brown-coffee-eyes
"And nothing says 'I love you' like reducing yourself to a smoldering pile of ashes," added Draco.
"Just be glad I'm not Hagrid," said Harry, pulling her in for another kiss. "It'd be raining Blast-Ended Skrewts."
"I know," said Harry. "We can all hang out. Go to the beach. Watch Malfoy not get tan."
"This is it," said Harry in the same dead voice. "I have hit rock bottom."
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