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Author has written 4 stories for Beka Cooper series, Protector of the Small Quartet, and Harry Potter.
About Me- female, name need to know,military brat and proud of it,i am a proud redthroat more later.
Favorite Song- Definitely "One Of Us" by Heather Dale who is in my opinion is the best singer EVER
Books I recommend just the best: The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel series, anything set in Tortall by Tamora Pierce, Harry Potter (duh!), Gallagher Girl series
Couples I Ship (not the only ones just the ones I remember)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus
Percy/Annabeth, Percy/Zoe(but only if she isn't a hunter like in the story Altered Destinies by: Anaklusmos14), Clarisse/Chris(because if she can find love then I can), Reyna/Leo
Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Remus(Preferably in Time Travel stories), Neville/Luna
Covert Affairs: Annie/Auggie
Gallagher Girls: Cammie/Zack
Tortall AKA Song of the Lioness, Immortals, Protector of the Small, Tricksters Choice&Queen, and Beka Cooper all written by the amazing Tamora Pierce ALL HAIL THE GODDESS OF WRITING: Rosto/Beka, Kora/Ersken, Alanna/George, Kel/Dom, Kel/Wyldon, Aly/Nawat,Raoul/Buri
everything below is copy and paste i will not be offended if you skip it
"He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep." - Alanna to Myles
"His majesty said to come with all deliberate speed." "That's how we're doing it, deliberately." - Raoul to Messenger
"You do realize we should all be put in a room with lots of muscular men to keep us from harming ourselves?" - Neal
"When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Often, I can stop laughing before they edge away and start talking about soothing drinks" - Sir Lord Raoul of Goldenlake and Mallorie's Peak
"Silence, insubordinate curs! Do not sully my new squire's ears with your profane tales!" "Even if they're true?"- Raoul and Dom
"'I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!' 'What are Fred and I, next door neighbours?' George said indignantly."
"'Ron we're supposed to show the first years where to go!' 'Oh yeah.' said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. 'Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!' 'Ron!' 'Well, they are, they're titchy...'"
20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters
Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.
Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.
After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”
When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar
Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.
Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
Answer the door with a mouthful of M&M’s and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don’t have any candy.
Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.
Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their Profile
95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile
98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% )
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.
I am currently in denial about Jenny being dead. They never showed her actual body, it was only a reflection and it didn't really look like her, and they never did her autopsy or showed a funeral. Therefore...she's not dead. She's hiding out in Paris and getting experimental treatment to try and cure herself then she's coming back. Hmph! (glares at scriptwrites) you killed her! you broke Gibbs! grrrr In case it's not obvious, I'm suffering from severe JDDS (otherwise known as Judgement Day Denial Syndrome) JDDS is an epidemic among us Jibbs shippers. Those of you in denial about Jenny's death, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
THE SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER
"I quit," said Rick Riordan.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
My lovely song...to be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: (My Favorites)
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing pot or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly or Patil twins, "bookends"
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.
51) I will not take out life insurance in Harry Potters name, It is tacky taste-less and an even worse money making strategy than the defence against the dark arts teacher.
I thought these were intersting. If you think any of them or all of them are intersting copy and paste this on your profile
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My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses ...
The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.
Sign In A Restaurant:
When people ask me if I've seen Twilight, I say, "Yeah, several times!" They ask if I've READ it, and I say, "You know, I've heard there's a book but I didn't think they were connected. I should look into it, I LOVE Twilight!" When they say they love it too, I start talking about it. "I mean, the way Kate dies at the end? TOTALLY shocking. And so sad! Getting killed mid-sentence like that... And the look on Tony's face-" When they cut me off and ask what Twilight I'm talking about, I say "The NCIS season two finale of course! What Twilight are YOU talking about? Oh, that series with sparkly vampires, right? You know, Tony has a fear of vampires..." Copy and paste this into your profile if your Twilight came out in 2005!
"Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live." Special Agent Gibbs, NCIS
"A slap in the face is humilitating. A slap on the back of the head is a wake-up call." Special Agent Gibbs, NCIS
"Be nice to people. They outnumber you 6.5 billion to one." Anonymous
"Push will get a person almost anywhere--except through a door marked 'pull'." Anonymous
"Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the world together." Anonymous
"If at first you do succeed--try to hide your astonishment." Harry F. Banks
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. Author Unknown
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. Sam Ewing
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie, always say 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
My Life Rules
1.Never screw over your friends or betray them
2.Live your life it’s the only one you've got
3.Have your own style
4.Don't take you anger out on friend
5.Always be prepared
7.Don’t stop until you are satisfied
8.Always keep a spare
9.Admire the beauty of nature
10.Don't let yourself get walked on
11.Fight for yourself Fight HARDER for your friends
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other; drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and ran to save the two dead boys. And if you don't believe it's true, go ask the blind man, he saw it too- Anonymous
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants, is to be in charge of her own life. Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible, deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day...or night? Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments? What would YOU do?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life
The moral of this story is...
If you don't let a woman have her way... Things are going to get ugly
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