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Author has written 3 stories for Beka Cooper series, Protector of the Small Quartet, and Harry Potter.
About Me- female, name need to know,military brat and proud of it,i am a proud redthroat more later.
Favorite Song- Definitely "One Of Us" by Heather Dale who is in my opinion is the best singer EVER
Books I recommend just the best: Anything set in Tortall by Tamora Pierce, Harry Potter (duh!), Gallagher Girl series, Confederation of Valor, The Deed of Paksenarrion
"He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep." - Alanna to Myles
"His majesty said to come with all deliberate speed." "That's how we're doing it, deliberately." - Raoul to Messenger
"You do realize we should all be put in a room with lots of muscular men to keep us from harming ourselves?" - Neal
"Silence, insubordinate curs! Do not sully my new squire's ears with your profane tales!" "Even if they're true?"- Raoul and Dom
"'I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!' 'What are Fred and I, next door neighbours?' George said indignantly."
"'Ron we're supposed to show the first years where to go!' 'Oh yeah.' said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. 'Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!' 'Ron!' 'Well, they are, they're titchy...'"
Achilles: Go home prince. Drink some wine, make love to your wife. Tommorow we'll have our war.
20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters
Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.
Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their Profile
THE SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER
"I quit," said Rick Riordan.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
"Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live." Special Agent Gibbs, NCIS
"Be nice to people. They outnumber you 6.5 billion to one." Anonymous
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. Sam Ewing
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
If you don't let a woman have her way... Things are going to get ugly