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Joined 05-31-11, id: 2951372, Profile Updated: 04-26-12
Author has written 4 stories for Portal.

I am not dead. Metaphorically, I might be, though. But it's almost summer, for me at least, so stay positive.

Some favorites:

Games: Pokemon (eleven years and counting), Final Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Golden Sun, Super Smash Bros, Tales of Symphonia, Star Wars Battlefront II, Lego Star Wars, and most recently, Portal

Movies: Star Wars, Back to the Future, Inception, The Simpsons Movie, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

TV shows: Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Doctor Who, Stargate SG-1, Tosh.0, Lost, How I Met Your Mother

Music: Rise Against, Spill Canvas, Artist Vs Poet, Avenged Sevenfold, the Beatles, Boys Like Girls, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Story of the Year, 30 Seconds to Mars, the Moody Blues, Motion City Soundtrack

Composers: Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy), Junichi Masuda (Pokemon), Motoi Sakuraba (Tales/Golden Sun), Mike Morasky (Portal), Hans Zimmer (Pirates/Inception), John Williams (Star Wars)

Books: too many to count... The Kiesha'ra, Inheritance, Harry Potter, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, The Great Gatsby, Warrior Cats, Dante's Inferno, Maximum Ride... too exhausting to think of them all...

I'm a computer science major who dreams of working at Valve if they ever decide to release another Portal game and thereby learn to stick the number three at the end of their titles. I also want to live in Chicago, which is such a pretty city, even though I mostly grew up near Cleveland. My rabid reading inspires me to be a rabid writer, but I'm too lazy to ever finish anything serious I start writing. Here's to hoping I finish something someday, and hopefully being a creative writing minor will help. I'm way into music and can play flute and trumpet, admittedly not very well, and dabble in music composition, with laughable results. I'm also willing to do most anything for science, as long as it doesn't involve math. If no one invented math, everyone would be a scientist. I just made that up. And you know it's true. Just like Valve being unable to count to three. Wait, I used that joke already. Hold on... screw it. We'll do it live. WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Junichi Masuda and Erik Wolpaw are probably my biggest heroes. Masuda for his music and programming. Wolpaw for his wit.

I almost literally cannot read smut. Anything more intimate than kissing makes me want to self brain bleach, and I don't even like kissing in real life. Even excessively suggestive grunts can make me start to feel uncomfortable. Still, I'm okay with most homosexual pairings. I don't care who loves each other, it's how far the relationship goes, as described above.

I don't usually leave reviews because I am prone to nitpicking and can be overly harsh, according to more than a few real-life peers. Also, I am very prone to only noticing any simple grammatical errors and almost get physically ill when I find them in my own work. There's a reason I almost majored in English.

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So I Could Live Forever reviews
Modest yet ambitious and very interested in science, young Caroline manages to net her dream job at Aperture Science as the founder's personal assistant. As time passes, her dream becomes a nightmare... My first story.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,625 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Caroline
Not Quite That Part reviews
Well, almost. Wheatley has a different sort of surprise for Chell and GLaDOS.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Break from Space reviews
Just for fun. Bored, GLaDOS decides to fetch Wheatley from space for a quick, meaningless test. No, seriously. It's fun to be needlessly cruel.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Once Upon a Tragic Time reviews
What if GLaDOS was finished in time for Cave to be uploaded? What were the costs of accomplishing this? But some things can't be changed... Cave/Caroline. Twoshot.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete