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Joined 05-31-11, id: 2951544, Profile Updated: 01-22-12

Hey! I'm 14 and a girl and really...weird, actually. I love a whole range of things, like Paramore and candy and My Chemical Romance And Stereo Skyline and a whole lot of other stuff. I'm a mix of rock, goth, Japenese-loving, cartoon-watching, Bolivian/El Salvadorian girl that LUVS CHOCOLATE!!! And a very forgettable face. Oh well, better to do embarrasing things with. Tee Hee! Nickname, or pushing to become nickname, is Ari.

Favorite Animes: Shugo Chara, Fruits Basket, Ouran Host Club High School, Tokyo Mew Mew, Inuyasha, Gravitation, Kodocha, & Slayers.

Favorite Manga: Kitchen Princess, Kaito Jeanne, Beauty Pop, Peach Fuzz, Shugo Chara, Fruits Basket, Ouran Host Club High School, Tokyo Mew Mew & a La' Mode

Favorite Shows: Doctor Who! Xialion Showdown, Bones, Looney Toons, Adventure Time, Regular Show

Favorite Books: Artemis Fowl Maximum Ride Series, I Am Number Four, The Series of Unfortunate Events, Gallahger Girls, & Stargirl, Trying to read Hunger Games but I can't find them!

Favorite Movies: Nine, Coraline, & Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

Honestly

How you know you are obsessed with Shugo Chara!

1. You can't help but feel sick whenever you eat eggs. (It feels more sick when I break them to make eggs.)

2. You have written at least one Shugo Chara fanfic.

3. You can sing all the openings and endings in English and Japanese.

4. Can't help but defend cross dressers. (Hell yeah.)

5. You start to talk like your favorite characters (I say desu, nya, chiissuuu, and ehhhhhhh? a lot now)

6. You're love of cats and violins has just doubled. (Kittys are so cute! And guys with violins are automatically hot.)

7. You have all the books.

8. You have at least one Shugo Chara item off ebay.

10. You have said 'My own heart:unlock!' in public. (People looked at me like I was on crack)

11. You have charas. (I have had dreams! They say they are coming! Soon!{They say that every month, I don't know whether to believe them or not.})

12. You have drawn a Shugo Chara picture.

13. You can name all the characters from memory. (Yup)

14. You have seen all the episodes. (Never missed one)

15. You check youtube all the time for new Shugo Chara amvs (mostly rimahiko and fan made trailers)

16. You have tried to cosplay as one of the characters. (I need Amulet Spade TT_TT)

17. You start to pick up Japanese words from the show. (it scares me when I start to understand what Japanese people say)

18. You are aware that Shugo Chara is being turned into a musical. (yeah and it sucked)

19. You can do Bala-Balance. (somewhat)

20. You would copy and paste this list on you're profile. (I HAVE SOCIETY)

20 THINGS SHUGO CHARA TEACHES YOU: (BEWARE WRITTEN BY AN AMUTO FAN!)

1. Stray cats are cool. Let them into your house.

2. People with blue hair are hot.

3. Everyone has a 'Heart's Egg'.

4. ... Violinists are also hot.

5. Pink and Blue go well together.

6. Pink and Gold... Not so much.

7. Anyone who's cool has an outer character.

8. People talking to themselves are actually talking to their Shugo Charas.

9. Black eggs are bad. Draw an 'X' on them.

10. Jewelery is hypnotising. Stay away.

11. Easter isn't a holiday, it's an evil company.

12. Singers are trying to hypnotise you and take your 'Heart's Egg'.

13. If they act like a girl, look like a girl, they are most likely a guy.

14. Clumsy/disorginised teachers are evil people out to steal your 'Heart's Egg'. Watch out.

15. That you can Chara-nari, you just haven't used enough of your Shugo Chara's power yet.

16. You have a would-be self.

17. Male? Blonde hair? Prince-y? Nice all round? Gay.*

18. If you say something completely out of character, that's your Shugo Chara talking.

19. Act 'cool and spicy'. You'll get a Shugo Chara.

20. Fall often and off high places! A hot guy will save ya!

Err... If any of this applies to you, sorry! I have nothing against gay people by the way.

How you know you are obsessed with Shugo Chara
(BOLDED ones are the ones that I follow)

1. You can't help but feel sick whenever you eat eggs.

2. You have written at least one Shugo Chara fanfic. (Starting my 4th one soon)

3. You can sing all the openings and endings in English and Japanese.

4. Can't help but defend cross dressers

5. You start to talk like your favorite characters

6. You're love of cats and violins has just doubled.

7. You have all the books.

8. You have at least one Shugo Chara item off ebay.

10. You have said 'My own heart:unlock!' in public.

11. You have charas.

12. You have drawn a Shugo Chara picture.

13. You can name all the characters from memory.

14. You have seen all the episodes.

15. You check youtube all the time for new Shugo Chara amvs

16. You have tried to cosplay as one of the characters.

17. You start to pick up Japanese words from the show. (KONICHIWA !!)

18. You are aware that Shugo Chara is being turned into a musical. (Saw it and it totally sucked...)

19. You can do Bala-Balance.

20. You would copy and paste this list on you're profile


1. You feel like shouting out “MY HEART, ULOCK!” in public
2. You start wearing capes.
3.You shout out "HOP,STEP,JUMP!" in the middle of P.E.
4. You get upset and start crying like Yaya when you don’t get wings on your hands and feet and start floating.
5. You shout out "DREW, DRAW, DRAWN!" in the middle of art class.
6. You get upset and start crying like yaya when you still don't like the drawing you were doing.
7. You shout out "CHIP, SYRUP, WHIP!" in cooking when you are actually making pizza.
8. You get upset and start crying like yaya when you accidently burn the food.
9. You bring different hair clips into school and change them according to the different situations
10. You are about to confess to the boy you like when you ask him to wait a second so you put a heart shaped hair clip in.
11. If someone comes up behind you and makes you jump you fall to the floor with one leg twitching.
12. You put 3 eggs in your bag and wait for someone to grab your shoulder and ask you to join their club
13. You imagine Ikuto chara-nari with ran dancing to "I'm a kitty cat!" ( but that might just be me...)
14. You shout to your friend "THE USUAL!" and you get up on the desks and shout out "BARA-BARANSU!"
15. You have a friend that pretends to be a girl
16. You see someone that looks like Lulu de Morcef and attack her shouting "I HATE F-- FILLERS!!!!!!!!!!"
17. You do the "pyon! pyon! fumu! fumu! yeah! yeah! howa! howa! kira! kira! yeah! yeah!" dance in front of your teachers.
18. You talk to yourself expecting something to answer back.
19. All you listen to is shugo chara songs
20. All you watch is shugo chara videos
21. You have a picture of tadase in a skirt as your screensaver on your phone, computer... and pretty much everywhere!
22. You have memorised all of the episodes word for word and start telling one of your friends about the episode.
23. If someone says "Useless" you jump under the table.
24. Whenever you write a question you leave off the question mark because you are sick of seeing the bloody things!
25. You don't finish a letter with " Love from -- x x x" Because you think the x's will attack you.
26. You have actually made your own chara out of clay.
27. You have tried to chara-nari with your cat thinking it was yoru.
28. When doing a "CERTAIN" subject in science you insist an embryo is a magical egg that grants wishes.
29. If someone falls off something you grab a stick and shout out "HOLY CROWN!"
30. You do a project in music which means you have to form a band and sing a song, and you torture the other members of the band until they agree to do a song from shugo chara.
31. You dye your hair pink, then blue, then green then yellow and then back again.
32. If someone says princess you put a crown on your head and tell the commoner you are a queen! HAHAHAHA!
33. If you get angry someone puts a bucket on your head and counts to 5.
34. You truly believe that shugo charas exist and have prayed for courage to be your would be self since you saw the first episode!
35. You get a suitcase and carry it over your shoulder.
36. You go into a greenhouse and insist it is the royal garden
37. You see a 4 leaf clover and think that the humpty lock has gone eco-friendly
38. you go into a planetarium and wonder why the sky isnt changing colours.
39. You have created your own character, guardian chara, character change, chara-nari, attacks, and even created your own pep talk to say at the end of the fight.
40. you and your friends call yourself the guardians
41. If you get a cross on a question (answer it wrong) you try to purify your test.
42. You swear your teacher pronounces your name wrong.
43. You decorate EVERYTHING with
44. You day dream about tadase Non-stop and when the teacher asks you a question you answer it with "All hail the prince!" Then hide under the desk because you don't have a bucket!( I Have been known to do this repeatedly in one day :sweatingbullets:)
45. You end every sentance with either nya!, desu! or one of ran's sqeals
46.At the easter holiday you refused to eat your easter eggs because you thought they were x eggs in disguise and would steal your hearts egg.
47.When you read the above point and screamed when you saw the word easter*AAAAGGGGHHH*
48. You saw buckingham palace and thought it was seiyo elementary.
49. You repeatedly check over oyur shoulder to see if there is a shugo chara behind you.
50. You have to bite your fist to stop fangirl screams at every tadamu moment (thanks to this i can now get my whole fist in my mouth!)
51.If you see one of the shugo chara symbols you scream and stare at it for at least 15 minutes
52. When you get someone you know to watch shugo chara and when they say what episode they are on you have to go outside and scream because you really want to them what happens next.
53. Someone says either "heart", "spade", "clover/club" or "diamond" you scream WOOOOOOHOOOOOO! at the top of your lungs
54. Everyone thinks you are scottish because you have made your entire wardrobe filled with the pattern on their school uniform(well i am half scottish...)
55. You sneak out of class to search for the embryo
56. You have got all of the weapons the use in chara-nari and character change.
57 You have all of the accesories that appear on their heads when they character change
58 You have all of the cosplay of every single outfit in shugo chara.
59. If someone is in a competition of some sort you dress as a pink cheerleader and shout out "GANBARE! GANBARE!(insert nickname here-->)-CHAN/KUN!!!
60. You dress your cat in a cross t-shirt and shorts.
61. Whenever you see a baby you think it is pepe in disguise.
62. You give your teacher a lecture about how ict lessons could be used to watch anime by using the exscuse that the 2nd language is educational.
63. You have a whole book of your fanarts that is tied up with a ribbon with a x clip holding it together
64. You have got a picture of the windows symbol on your phone because it in the colours of amus eggs!(Red,blue,green and yellow!)
65. You joined the cheerleading club in school because you wanted to be like amulet heart
66. You joined an art club in school because you wanted to be lke amulet spade
67. You joined the cooking club in school because you wanted to be like amulet spade
68. You joined a music club in school beause you wanted to be like amulet dia
69. You have drawn over 50 shugo chara fanarts
70 you never stop drawing shugo chara fanarts...ever...even in school and on testpapers

71. You can't help to feel sick whenever you eat eggs.

72.You have written at least 1 shugo chara fanfic.

73.You can sing all the openings and endings in Japanese and English.

74.Can't help to defend cross dressers.

75.You start to talk like your favorite characters.

76.Your love for violins and cats has just doubled.

77.You have read all the books (so far).

78.You have at least one shugo chara thing off ebay.

79. You actually tried to make chocolates or lollies shaped like a main character (HELL YEAH I DID!! it failed...)

80. You have said 'My own heart:unlock!' in public.

81. You have charas.

82.You have drawn shugo chara pictures.

83. You can name all the characters from memory.

84. You have seen all the episodes.

85. You check youtube all the time for new Shugo Chara amvs

86. You have cosplayed as the characters.

87. You start to pick up Japanese words from the show

88. You are aware that Shugo Chara is being turned into a musical.

89. You can do Bala-Balance.

90. You would copy and paste this list on your profile

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you love romance stories, paste this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

If you ever once saw something you see every day and suddenly thought, "Hey, that looks like something from that anime I watched the other day!" then put this in your bio.

If you have too many of these things, then copy and paste this into your profile...and add another one!! XD

If you hate school, but don't want to miss a day of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P

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If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think at least one anime/manga character is MEGA hot you know you do, copy and paste this to your profile. (cough) Almost all the guys out there(cough)

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile (I wanna go there )

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes (or always) wish real guys were like anime guys (Hot, considerate, loves animals, loves you, gives you gifts, you know the deal) copy and paste

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (WRONG-O)

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I am, but that's cause I'm sooooo lazy)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Just loud-mouthed with people I hate)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, and kind of hate
writing.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm
a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm
CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm
DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate
every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and
cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past,
present, and future.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (only a little...jk, how
do you even stalk an anime character? its not like they're real, or anything..)

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (Can NOT live without Steak or Chicken. Pigs, eh, too fatty.)

I’m a TREE HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (How does that work, exactly? No, seriously, message me if you can explain that!)

I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (actually i am a
loser, but I don't care. Better off than being a fake that knows nothing about everything)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie (I just want to be able to show the world to my kids and tell all the interesting things about it.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (actually i am...most ppl are weird, and they
creep me out...)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (seriously, who DOES
agree with the american government?!!)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the
times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Sometimes when I see the scars, I have a weird tingle on my arms as I imagine what it would feel like)

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling
perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at
one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (everybody calls me
so...)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (how does that even make any sense?!!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST be pale, brown-eyed, and super freckly.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST collect too many coupons.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I WANT TO DYE/HIGHLIGHT MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (My friend's a
vegetarian, she's just crazy in that lovable way.)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho'

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..(My other friends a
russian, I love when she speaks Russian)

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay myself (I'm straight)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST be a whore.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I have a GAY FRIEND, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas (I do, but I love all animals, so its kind of
unfair)

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect( so not true!!)

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ho'.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I ONCE WATCHED PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate
every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE (God, don't get me started)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I must be obsessed with Twilight (nooooo way. HELL no)

I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be one

I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be a freaky outcast

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and
cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past,
present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (haha that gives me an
idea)

I CHAT...I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan (That makes no sense!)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be super-smart.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Am reeaally irresponsible, but only
cause I'd rather read)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED (HATE PEOPLE WHO LABEL ME!)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENNASIEANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with
the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.

I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular

I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink (Maybe if it's with black, like a huge black to
pink ratio)

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those five-year-olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cursing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is OK.

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
She really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
Don't look away until she does

When she misses you
She's hurting inside

When you break her heart
The pain never really goes away

When she says its over
She still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
She wants you to read it

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"Ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here before you, sitting behind you, I am here to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Wednsday, being last Friday, there'll be a lady's convention for men only. Admission is free, you pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor."

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you can't walk up or down stairs without looking at them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been amazed at how much someones proflie was exactly like yours, then found out you were reading your own profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your pro

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like RPGs (Role Playing Games), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read the Twilight series(or at least half of it), copy and paste this into your profile. You don't even have to like the series!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool copy this into your profile

If you met your near twin (In resemblance,personality,or both) copy this into your profile.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If your near twin is your best friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow for more than 5 minutes, copy this into your profile

If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you hate those bitchy people, copy and paste

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you like to add 'ness' at the end of your favorite words copy and paste
this onto your profile...Awesomeness!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their @sses off at the others

If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If your school and/or teachers suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that everything is much more fun in an english accent then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing up perfectly straight and fallen flat on your face paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

Family picture, who is where, and what are they doing? Ikuto is in the back, wrapping his arms around Amu, Kukai and I are making peace signs and clowning around, Yoru on my shoulder, Miki hugging him, and Nagihiko smiling as he's patting a pouting Rima's head. Utau's arm is draped around Yaya's shoulder, making bunny ears.

If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be? Utau

If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be? Nagi as the nice dad and Rima as the strict, scary mother.

If you wanted candy really badly and all 9 of the in the house had some, who would you take it from? Amu. Ikuto will share with her, but not without teasing first.

If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be? (If the ages are what I want them to be...) Amu and Ikuto! :D

If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be? Yoru. He's cute and never awkward.

There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them? Damn you Kukai! Damn~ you~!

Who would hate being in the house the most ? Yoru. Too bad Miki's making him ;)
Someone took a (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief? Ku~kai.

Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it? Yaya! Bad! No more candy for chu!

If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing? Ikuto and Amu, and Amu and Utau

Who would be the one missing there boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them? Yaya and Utau

You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in there Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one? Yaya's been stuck inside too long O_O
A pillow fight broke through, who started it? Rima! She hit Nagi, and Nagi hit back, they started throwing, everyone got caught in the crossfire. :D

Theres a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you? Bones! And all the guys and maybe Utau and Rima. They aren't squemish.

Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid? Yoru and Miki

There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters? Kukai~! Damn you! -splash- Uh oh... Utau's gonna ki~ll you!

The musics too loud, who turned it up? Me~! :D Or Ikuto or Utau...

Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a)who is the first one to scream?
Amu
b)and who is the one to jump is someones arms? Amu into Utau's! :D
c)Who would be the one to kill it? Ikuto ^_^

Someones crying, who is it and what happened? Rima. But don't worry. She's faking :D

Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire? ...-mumbles-

Ikuto: I'm sorry what?

Amu: -mumble mumble-

Ikuto: Can't hear you!

Amu: Me! Me okay!? It's ME!

Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house? Yoru of me:D I'd tease him and Miki, and constantly squeeze the life out of him.

Someones tanning on the roof who is it? Um...probably Utau

Who is the tallest in the house? Ikuto

Who is the shortest in the house? Rima

Who is the loudest? Amu. Always screaming at IkutoXD

Who is the clown? Kukai! Or Yoru :D

Who is the most respectful? Nagi!

Who is the one you go to talk to the most? Um...probably Amu. Or Kukai about music and regular stuff.

Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas? Yaya

Whos in bed first? Yoru -.- Damn cat sleeps all day...

If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be? Yaya, or Rima if she's angry/in good mood :D

Who is always dancing? Utau and Amu!

Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it? ...I wouldn't care...

You spilt ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first? Ikuto. Cause I was making a lot of noise trying to get up on the counter, and Amu would end up sending him in to make sure I didn't die or something :D

~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, *bleeped* motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile. Tsukiyomi Ikuto, Fujiaki Nagihiko, Kishu, Sohma Momiji, Sohma Hatsuharu, Sohma Kyo, Inuyasha, Souma Kukai, Hitachiin Hikaru, Hitachiin Kaoru, Suoh Tamaki, Mori, Hunny!!

If you think that girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...?

If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love all kinds of dragons, including the evil ones that destroy cities, towns, livestock, and people, then copy and paste this to your profile and join the club.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you're looking at this just because you are looking for junk to copy&paste, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

if you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crapcan't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if your trying to be an Author.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you want to sue both Disney and Nick for various reasons, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree that it is SO unfair that all good looking guys are either: in your head, in a manga, a vampire, taken, or two or three of the above, copy and past this on your profile

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Ritsuka Elric, LUNAR-W0LF (Hehe... I do that everywhere...), TheNextAliceOwO (HAHAHA My friend and I did it TWICE at the same time on the same day), dOcToRlOvEr-IkUtOlOvEr

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. (My world finally makes sense again! XD)

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt

Anime/cartoon Characters QuizPick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Ikuto (Shugo Chara)

2. Kukai (Shugo Chara)

3. Nagi/Nade (Shugo Chara)

4. Kishu (Tokyo Mew Mew)

5. Amu (Shugo Chara)

6. Raimundo (Xialion Showdown)

7. Yoru (Shugo Chara)

8. Momiji (Fruits Basket)

9. Hikaru & Karou (OHCHS)

10. Honey (OHCHS)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

KYYYAAA!!! DREAM COME TRUE!!!

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Yeah! I love you, Kukai! What are you doing with a shotgun, Utau?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Um, awkward? Especially if he was crossdressing as Nadeshiko.

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

A floating alien marrying incestous twins...I'm in!

5 cooked you dinner?

So sweet of Amu! WHERE'S THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER?!?

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Awesome! Would love to see Raimundo shirtless. Especially in Brazil.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Sweet! I luv Luv LUV Yoru! I want him to be my little bro!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

NOOO!!! MOMOIJI!!! WHY DOES AKITO HURT YOU?!?!

9 made fun of your friends?

Better than having them play pranks, those mischeivious twins.

10 ignored you all the time?

HONEY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! I HAVE CAKE!!!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Beat the hell out of them. He loves me like a sis cause I'm just like Utau. Always trying to hug him.;)

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manages to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Picks me up and carries me to the hospital, probably too panicky to ask for a ride. Such a cutie! ;)

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

He'll give me dance lessons, a cute charm neckalace, and a kiss on the cheek. Perfect gift.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Teleport us out. Of course, not until he scares me and makes me kiss him.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Try to talk me out of it, fail, and comfort me with icecream and boy talk. Works every time.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Laughing like crazy cause Honey looks like a toddler. I don't blame him.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Probably play with a ball of yarn while I bawl my eyes out. And let me squeeze him to death afterwards.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Kisses and hugs, cheering me up with his rabbit transformation.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Embarrass the hell out of me by showing pictures to everyone in the building.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

He'll laugh with me, then suddenly stop and ask for cake.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Ikuto is a hot, cat-eared, perverted violinist. Why wouldn't I obsess with him?

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

T_T NOOO!!! I LOVE YOOUU!!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Definetely. He is such the perfect gentleman, my father probably won't scare him until we get older.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

NOT YOU TOO! Besides, the twins have each other. They won't let anyone into their world.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Probably not, Ikuto would destroy Rai and I would bury Amu before that ever happened.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Again, not surprising. I'll probably pay someone to break his heart so he'll come running to me. MWAHAHA!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

He probably wants to play with it-_-

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

MOMIJI!! YOUR GAY?!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED TORHU!

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Hell no. They probably put a rubber or something gross on it.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

FOREVER! Or at least until he wants cake XD

1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?

Yeah. I like classical and rock. Does he listen to rock? He looks like he does.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Kukai emo? Impossible. Momiji would probably join him.

3 told 6 she started her period.

Rai would laugh until he's blue, knowing Nagi crossdressed.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Maybe to snap some sense into them. How do you date a chara?

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Absolutely perfect. She loves pink and looks beautiful in it. I'll hide her from Ikuto, too.

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Rai knows German? Why Kukai? And Nagi would try to intervene.

7 got high.

On catnip. No big deal.

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Probably complaining how I like KyoXTohru and not MomijiXTohru. I don't want you to be with her!

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

Prank him using pictures of Amu in that pink dress and catnip.

10 starts working at a bar.

He'll get drunk drinking the sweet drinks. Say that five times fast

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

IKUTO PREGNANT!?! FROM KUKAI?!? Amu will be pissed.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Yeah. I'll make him teach me how to swim.

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Kishu. Yoru can't reach all the arrows.

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

Pink, cats, and violins. With Ikuto playing on his violin just for her.

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Hot girls. Bikinis. Freedom? No, hot girls.

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Hikaru and Karou can see chara? Yoru stalks Momiji? Maybe for the candy Honey always hides

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

Violins, cute stuff, rabbits, cute things, classical music, cute objects, and icecream. Am I missing something?

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

My kid brother.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Ben 10 (brother watching it right now)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:59 a.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:58 one minute off!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Boing, Boing, Boing. (Cinnamin Toast commercial)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

When I went to school yesterday.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

I'm Hardcore by nigahiga

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans, white collar shirt, and gray sweater (stupid school dress code)

10. Did you dream last night?

All I remember, was screaming, campfire, me engaged to the presidents son(it wasn't Obama), wedding dress, missing jewelry, an alien, and old friends. Oh, and singing in the middle of the mall.(It turned into the campfire after I sat down)

11. When did you last laugh?

When I got into a serious face contest with my brother last night

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Pictures of nature (I'm in living room)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My brother took a shower willingly

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Pretty funny

15. What is the last film you saw?

X-Men 2

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A lot of pets, all the manga I want, all the books I want, all the movies I want, and donate to shelters. Rest for family and friends

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I have a college brother

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make anything hurting animals illegal EVERYWHERE!!! or help the women of the Old World

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes. But I can't dance

20. George Bush:

has a lot of alien stalkers. (go to Youtube. you'll see)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Enaira or Autumn

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ari

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Japan or Bolivia/Brazil

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?

How did you get here? Me: I dunno. They kicked me out of that fire hotel as soon as they saw my face.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

" A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,"He's in heaven."Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!"The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning,my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells,"Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you can laugh at the saddest part in an anime by making fun of the animation or someones oblvious dissision. Crazy is when you stare at a penciland laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in! Crazy would definatley be when you make out with a pillow, imaginin it was Ikuto! Crazy is when you see a guy by the deli who looks like Edward so you stick your head out the car roof window and scream at him, "HEY! WHERES YOUR VOLVO!? CALL ME WHEN YOU FIND IT, WE CAN TALK!" nononono ur all wrong crazy is when you watch and read every shugo chara! thing ever made, and when ikuto appears on the screen or on the page, you lick him!! Crazy is when you scream and confess your love to Ikuto every time he shows up on the screen. / If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge and i go get a paddle boat to save your stupid ass.

"Authors write to live, Writers live to write"

"Don't make a writer mad. She just might put you in her book, and kill you off."

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile.

I'm full of cliche's. I'm probably the reason they are so overused.

I hate rain, but love rainbows

i have a bad habit of doodling wherever and whenever, my professors hate it.

I clean when i'm stressed and eat when im bored, tired, hungry, happy, or any other emotion out there. But i'm not big. I have curves, yes, but i have a tiny waist. Called pear shaped.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
(Kiss them outside instead.)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
(Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave 'm in the middle.)

Reasons why girls are the best

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can have men do what we want by mearly unbuttening our shirts.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, crazyhypervampiregurl, Rainpool989, Sacred-Spirit-Mirror, Moon Dragon94, DinosaursgoRawr101, dOcTeRlOvEr-IkUtOlOvEr

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER (Copy and paste)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6. As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

If...

If the world were yellow, we'd all get stung by bees.

If the world were yellow, Dalmatians wouldn't be Dalmatians anymore, maybe Golden Retrievers or something.

If our hair turned blue and green, then that would explain why the ocean and sky are blue and the land is green because someone shaved all the heads in the world.

If a circle of light in the sky stole all the yellow, then we’d all be plain and the circle would be the sun.

A leprechaun spilt his gold releasing the end of the rainbow causing colors to spill all over the world.

IF THIS STORY WERE TRUE THEN WE WOULD BE RED AND GREEN OR BLUE AND ORANGE.

Respect people's ethnicity because they’re one of a kind.

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

-Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

-Please select from the following options menu:

-If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

-If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

-If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

-If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

-If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

-If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

-If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

-If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

-If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

-If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

-If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.
"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."
"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

--
Random things I'm gonna put in here because I feel like it
I laugh once! Ha! I laugh twice! Ha Ha! I laugh thrice! Ha Ha Ha! (is thrice a word...o.O)
Life is random, well guess what? SO AM I!!
Who else hates chain letters? I hate chain letters! They annoy the crap outta me! I mean, I don't care if some dead girl shows up in my room at midnight trying to kill me, i'll just shoot her and go back to bed.
I may not look like much, but im a pro at pretending to be a ninja!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Men's Group - la computer
The men's group decided that computers should definitely be female: la computer' because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it.

Women's Group - le computer
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be male: 'le computer' . Here is the ladies reasoning:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you' d waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.

Who do you think won the gender argument?
Should it be Le Computer or La Computer?

IT SHOULD BE LE COMPUTER!!

Facts

1. A man will pay 2 for a 1 item he wants. A woman will pay 1 for a 2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE! HE LIVES IN THE FOREST, DOESN'T EAT PEOPLE, AND HE SPARKLES, THEREFORE, HE IS OBVIOUSLY A FAIRY!

Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb.

I love my phone because my friends are in it

Shoot for the moon even if you miss you'll land among the stars

Never take life too seriously nobody gets out alive anyway

You are now aware that you cant say "Irish Wristwatch"

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces :D

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down

BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

remember when...

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I find "good morning" contradictory

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

I think I could be madly in like with you

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist,

"Whenever a choice is made based on the excuse "life’s too short", it’s certain that life will be just long enough to punish you for it."

-It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake, and she begs him to watch Disney movies) with her, while he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It's where they laugh and joke all the time, but they're serious when it's time to be serious. It's where neither of them have to say 'I love you' because they know with all their hearts they love each other. It's where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad. It's the kind of love everyone dreams about-

It's sad when people you know, become people you knew...When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours, and now...you can barely even look at them (That’s for you, Joseph, you idiot)

-Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying –(totally me… D: )

- "You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you."

Two guys are camping in the woods, and the first guy says that those woods are filled with bears. The second guy replies, "I know. I brought my knife." The first guy says, "Why do you have a knife? That's useless against a bear." "It's not for the bear. If we get chased, I'm cutting your legs and ditching your ass."

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If kisses were raindrops,
I'd send you showers.
If hugs were minutes, I'd send you hours.
If smiles were an waves,
I'd send you the sea.
And if love was a person,
I'd send u ME !!

Flip flops and belly tops, lemonade in the shade, blue skies, hot guys, late nights and water fights, ice cream, sweet dreams, party time, lookin' fine, sleeping in and sneaking out, that's what girls are all about

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.- that happens alot.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay. But you can't always do that. Cause someday, it will all come out anyway.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Sunglasses are in the two splash category. The first splash is the sunglasses falling into the water. The second splash is you jumping in after them.

Is he gay or European?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. you are crazy and proud of it,

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and off the occasional cliff

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. you admit that you are weird and like it

Female Come Backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together

This is this cat.
This is details cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is dumbass cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I don’t need your attitude, I have my own.

Warning: Has an attitude and is not afraid to use it.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

'Define normal.'

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone’s eye and haul ass.

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew and sit back and let the others figure out how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly..

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Which way does a compass point in space?

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Your misery=My joy

You lie! You sit upon a throne of lies!

Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirly.

I'ma firin my laza!

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

The more you love someone, the more you want them dead.

It was an issue of religion that lead to our breakup. He thought he was God. I didn't.

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books, anime, or movies.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

I read Eclipse and wanted to punch Edward Cullen REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If dance were any easier, it would be called football.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that eating my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. – Homer Simpson

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

If olive oil comes from olives then where does baby oil come from?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

In that song, She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain, who is "she"?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

I dream of a better tomorrow... Where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "Won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.


Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Bibliophobia- Fear of books. -This would probably drive me to phobia listed above (Agateophobia-Fear of Insanity)

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.

Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -That would seriously suck.

Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you.

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say?

Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me.

Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches... shivers

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Now this name is just mean!)

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (Wow)

Nomatophobia- Fear of names.

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It Goes On." – Robert Frost

"Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no one is watching. And love like you've never been hurt.” – Mark Twain

"Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it." – Thomas Fuller

"If you have the courage to love, you have the courage to suffer." – Unknown

Love is like a war: Easy to begin Hard to end - Ancient Proverb

Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense. - Mark A. Overby

I know I’m not the boss, I just know what you’re supposed to do

If you don’t like the way I drive, STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!

I don’t need your attitude, I have my own

Warning: I have an attitude and I’m NOT afraid to use it

I’m young and beautiful and that’s all that matters

I have multiple personalities and they all say they don’t like you

"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?" -Homer Simpson

"I hope you die." -Dawn Rianharet (crowded movie theater with annoying people)

"Well, all I have to say to anyone who hurts me or to anyone who will hurt me is forgiveness is up to God...And since I don't believe in God, you can choke on 'I'm sorry...'" -Dawn Rianharet

"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell." -Edward Abbey

"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you command the attention of the world." -Unknown

"No one dies a virgin. Life fucks us all." -Ellis, graffiti in Room 23.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

"I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow from Pirates 2

"Oh. Not good." -Jack Sparrow from Pirates

"You're mad!"
"Good thing, 'cause if I wasn't, this would probably never work." -Lord Becket and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"How soon can we set off?"
-ship falls apart- "Do think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?" -Lord Becket and random crewman from Pirates 3

"You are not my captian!"-to Elizabeth-
"Who among you do you call 'captain'?"
-points at Elizabeth-"Captain!" -random Singapore crewman and Davy Jones from Pirates 3

"How's Mum?"
-holds up a shruken head-
"...sh-she looks great..." -Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"You haven't raised an alarm."
"I know. Strange, isn't it? But not as strange as this."
"I said to myself, 'think like Jack'."
"And this is what you came up with? Leave a trail for Becket to follow and betray all the pirates? It's like you don't know me at all, mate." -Wil Turner and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"James Norrigton, do you fear death?" -gets stabbed- "I take that as a 'no'." -Davy Jones from Pirates 3

"Do you fear death?"
"You have no idea..." -Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"I once sailed with a geezer. Lost both of his arms and part of his eye."
"What did you call him?"
"...Larry." -Jack Sparrow and Gibbs from Pirates 3

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon." -Hermione from Harry Potter/Order of the Phenox

-POW!- "I needed that." -POW!- "I needed that, too." -POW!- "You're pushing your luck, Scoob!" -Shaggy from Scooby Doo 2

"I saw him through the window and he was wearing butt-inspection gloves." -Alex from Home Alone 3

"I'm really starting to hate you, Kenji. You've been trying to kill us since the start of this damn movie." -Carter from Rush Hour 3 (blooper)

"This is Madness!"
"This is politics." -Elizabeth Swan and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"I hate mummies! They never play fair!" -Johnathon from The Mummy Tomb/dragon Emporer

"I'm sorry. What was the question? I was too distarcted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your big trap." -Victor from Miss Congeniality

"What? No armored car?"
"That would be in my other dress." -Victor and Gracie Heart from Miss Congeniality

"I'm sorry, whoever you are, but this line is reserved for emergency calls only."
"No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza, here?!" -random police woman and John Maclain from Die Hard

"Damn Hamster! Stay still, Spiderboy!" -John Maclain from Live Free or Die Hard

"You’re all jerks! Oh, hey. Doughnuts."

"Follow the spiders? Follow the spiders?! If Hadgrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him!" -Ron Weasley from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“What we need,” Voldemort mused, “is some sort of sign that people can rally around. To keep the masses happy and unrebellious.” Snape gasped. “You mean-” “Yes.” Voldemort allowed a vicious, cold smile to play upon his lips. “What the Death Eaters need, is a theme song.”

“NO, DAMMIT! I DON’T CARE IF THE POTTER BOY’S BEEN FOUND! AMERICAN IDOL IS ON!”

“One of you go see if the boy is alive. No, don’t poke him with that, Fenrir!”

“Snape has a female patronus? Alright, Severus, what aren’t you telling us?”

“Why? Why isn’t it possible?” The Dark Lord raged at his cowering victim. “Tell me WHY!” He snarled as he paced furiously. “My lord, have you considered the possibility that you’re taking your loss to this muggle game a bit too seriously?” Lucius Malfoy offered meekly. “NO I’M NOT TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY!” Voldemort roared. “IF I AM TO HAVE A WEAKNESS, IT IS NOT GOING TO BE DDR!”

"Wake up." "Hmm?" "Your uncle just had a heart attack." "Is he still alive?” “Yes.” "Figures... He didn't die the first two times, I don't see why this one would do the trick. Oh well."

I'm locked in a freezer with Bob the dead guy, my husband has been using me to gather information about my home so he can destroy it, and he's letting his master eat MY rice balls. I have no sympathy.

BLOODY MURDER!!!!

"I don't understand... why does she still hate me? She's been here over a year." "It may have something to do with you kidnapping her and keeping her prisoner for over a year." Silence. “Nope. That’s definitely not it.”

"Any female knows instinctively that men fail at childcare." “We do not!!!” “Oh really? Then did you do anything BESIDES watch the football game while I was gone?” “Umm…. Yes?” “Oh really? What then?” “… I… ate food?” Silence “Yup. You’ve got a point there.”

"Yeah, I know there are plenty of fish out there in the sea. But I want that fish."

“She might eat 20 bags of goldfish because of it.” “Is it bad to eat 20 bags of goldfish?” “No but if she eats them all, it’ll make her try to track down the Goldfish King and that usually never really works out. The gummy bear people are still holding him captive, you know how they are.”

“I’m a parahnahhhh! I live in the Amazonnn!!!”

If someone comes back to you for another chance, its not always because they love you. It could also be because they're just not done hurting you yet.

If they laugh at you because you're different, laugh at them because they're all the same.

Letting go might be hard, yet the best way to let another stay. Law of inevitability states that, "No two things can occupy the same space at the same time"

My heart said "I love him", my mind said "no, enough already", then I said "Do my liver, intestine and lungs want to give comments too?"

I had a dream, we were playing in the shore then a wave took you away, I cried and tried to get you but you know what scared me? Its when I heard you calling somebody's name to help you, instead of me.

I had a dream. We gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us to write down our sins before goin' to heaven. Before I could start writing, I laughed when I heard a friend of mine shout "Extra paper please"

"So, you're trying to convince me that you found this stray goldfish on the street?"

"Yes. It must have run away to escape the oil spill."

"Right."

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

I'm not crazy- I'm psychotic . . . There's a difference!

- There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

- My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.

- Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today

If a stranger offers you a ride, only go with him if he has candy.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Be nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Dont worry, we'll get threw this with inexpensive therapy, bubble wrap, and chocolate.

- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

- Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART

- My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home.

- Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

- What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

- Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.

' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're crazy...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Weather Forecast for tonight: dark

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.'

"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."

'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!'

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says..
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you and fictional characters have conversations in your head, paste this to your profile.

I'm not suffering from insanity, I love it.

If you think that Christine from Phantom of the Opera needs brain surgery, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with ANYTHING and it scares some of your friends copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. (I know this is embarassing at 20, but hey truth is truth)

D* put this
*R* on your
*E* page if you
*A* prefare your
*M* imagination
*S* over reality

You know you live in the 21st century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did.


Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you use made-up words from books (D'arvitt, racdrops, festering fungi ect.) instead of curse words, copy and paste this to your profile.

"If I was God, I'd play pool with the planets."

"Love is blind, so is that why you don't see me?"

Quick write down 12 random anime characters!!

1. Ikuto Tsukiyomi
2. Kukai Souma
3. Amu Hinamori
4. Nagihiko Fujisaki
5. Ichigo Momomiyo
6. Kisshu Something (TMM)
7. Momiji Sohma
8. Haruhi Fujioki
9. Hikaru Hitachin
10. Karou Hitachin
11. Rima Mashiro
12. Tamaki Sou

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
Never ever ever never never ever ever...ever. Ever.

2) Do you think four is hot?

HELL YEAH! HE'S EFFIN PRINCE CHARMING!!!

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

The twins would tie Tamaki up and ditch him in a warehouse.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
Yep. Mostly Hikaru/Haruhi fics. I

5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Um...maybe...ah...no. Both alpha males and crazy.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Kishu would kill both of the twins before that happened. Hey, that's a good idea...(Lightbulb)

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Ichigo/Karou Ichigo was a lonely, teased girl that needed a friend. Karou was the curious science partner that discovered her darkest secret.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
Pfft. Amu would destry Haruhi and the twins would unite with Tamaki to abduct and send him to Antarctica.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?
You're Not Alone

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
Probably. Amuto fans so... yeah

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
Dunno. I'M BORED NOW!!

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Nope

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
Think...think...think...all my ideas suit Hikaru.

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?
Misguided Ghosts by Paramore

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING:MAJOR YAOI/LEMON AND CHARACTER DEATH! (Kishu tortures and kills Tamaki, Ikuto the famous violinest's lover, to get closer to Ikuto)

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
Nice abs?

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!
Ikuto and Haruhi are in a happy relationship until Ichigo runs off with Hikaru. After Haruhi dumps Ikuto for Tamaki(Kawaii!), Kisshu gets upset and retaliates by dating Tamaki. Alone and broken hearted, Ikuto travels in search of a friend. Finally, Ikuto meets Nagihiko and Momiji. The three loners meet Karou, who tells each of them to look for love. Nagihiko finds Amu(Yeah!), Momiji gets Rima, but now Ikuto is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Kisshu and Kukai!

19) What would be a good title for this?
A Love Decagon

20) What would the genre(s) be?
Comedy/crossover/comfort

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!
I LOVE YOU !!! well... not really. i love Kukai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. (emphasis on not fluently)

If you get excited every time you see a single, solitary, new review, copy and paste

Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: I know who to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: Please whisper those three little words that will make my day
Woman: Go to Hell

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A homo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White ~ Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black ~ Because the voices told me to.
Pink ~ Because I wanted to.
Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because I’m on crack.
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat
Green ~ Because big bird told me to and he's my leader
Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

Mine's was I shot a pillow because that's how I roll! (i would do that XD)

Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told all his friends it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack,
Mummy, i was a good girl, i did what i was told,
I went to school, i got striaght A's, i even got the gold!
When i went to school that day,
I never said goodbye.
I'm sorry i had to go, but Mummy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.
All because, Johnny got the gun from his brother.
Mummy please tell daddy; that i love him very much.
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.
and tell my little sister; that she's the only one now.
And tell my dear, sweet grandma, that i'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; they're always the best,
Mummy, I'm not the first, i'm no better than the rest.
Mummy, tell my teachers i won't show up for class,
And never to forget this; and please dont let this pass,
Mummy, why'd it have to be me? No one through, deserves this.
But Mummy, it's not fair; i left without a kiss.
But Mummy, it's not fair; i left without goodbye.
I think i even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mummy, im slowly dying with a bullet in my chest,
But Mummy, please remember i'm in heaven with the rest,
When i heard that great, big crack i ran as fast as i could.
Mummy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, i wanted to tried things that were new.
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
i wanted to get married, i wanted to get a kid.
I wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live.
But Mummy, i must go now. The time is getting late,
Mummy, tell my Zack i'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mummy, i always have, i know you know it's true.
And Mummy, and i need to say is; "Mummy, i love you."
In memory of the Columbine & Virginia Tech,
Students Who Were Lost,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didnt get to say "goodbye."
Now you have 2 choices,
a) go and copy and paste this to show that you care, or,
b) Ignore it and prove that you are heartless

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I just read 4,153,793 people got married last year. I don't mean to cause trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

(\_/)
(='.'=) this is mr. bunny. copy and paste
(")_(") mr. bunny to help him gain world domination

22 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

If you hate 'copy and paste this into your profile' quotes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sick and tired of the mindless, sheep-like behavior that people who copy and paste things are wont to partake in, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are culturally cognizant enough to realise that 90 percent of teenagers do not, in fact, like Disneypop, are well-versed enough in statistics to know that there isn't enough weed in the world to go around 90 percent of the teenage population, and know enough about basic human interaction to realize that you're lying to yourself when you say you don't care at all what people think of you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are confident enough in your own individuality to not have to claim to be weird, random, insane, etc. to strangers over the internet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really have nothing better or more clever to say in your profile than pointless, space-wasting statements which mean less than nothing, copy and paste this into your profile and pretend that you've just enriched your brief existence.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If your obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting them or fighting them, copy and paste this.

"I know you think you broke my heart, but I knew your game from the start, I saw your game and played it too, stupid playa, the jokes on you!"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?"

"I'm like a butterfly, pretty to see, but hard to catch."

"Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken."

"When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you.

When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you.

When i first liked you i was afarid to love you.

Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you."

If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in mangas and animes are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Me, iSnowX3, Lunaloonylovegood(Triple L),Ichino,ninja kitty whiskers, ShellyCullen, dOcToRlOvEr-IkUtOlOvEr

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you...

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

You're addicted to anime when:You call your dog Shinji.

You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!"

Your house has an anime room.

You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy. (Me)

You get an anime tattoo even though you're scared of needles.

Your walls are covered in wallscrolls and posters from your favorite series.

If you use the term "kawaii" for describing everything.

You try to convince your girlfriends that "cat ears" and "tail" really looks good on them. (Me)

You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speak Japanese... (Me)

You spent hours looking through your library for a copy of "The Universe of Four Gods"

You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite charcter.

You wear a necklace and fall down every time someone says "sit boy."

You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy).

Your only dream is to attend Tokyo U with a girl you haven't seen in 15 years.

You play an instrument and you nickname it Inuyasha

For Valentines Day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your own Japanese name for it.

You get mad at your teacher and draw a picture of her as an anime demon cat.

You watch Iron Chef constantly to pick up great recipes.

You've bought a twenty dollar ring in the shape of a dragon to show off at school.

You always have your hair covering your left eye and always fliping it so you look like an anime character.

You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news.

You are worried because you don't have several desirable members of the opposite sex frantically trying to make you fall in love with them.

You shave a cresent moon onto your cat's head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat.

You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede.

To resolve a conflict, you insist on a duel.

The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs.

You've gotten angry at someone and placed two fingers on your forehead shouted the word "Makanekasopo!" (special beam cannon or light of death) and then poked them in the eye.

You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look."

You map out points in Tokyo where the Dragons of Earth might attack.

You believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive.

You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform.

You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend.

You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies.

Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!"

You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make.

The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs.

You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours.

You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class.

You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai.

You try to read every book from right to left.

You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ;) ), while visiting your favorite anime forum, while listening to Japanese webradio...

You call your parents Okaa-san and Otou-san.

You say ITADAKIMASU!! before you eat your meals. (Me)

You think that locket your boyfriend gave you will turn you into a magical girl.

You'll risk grounding to get a good new fanfic.

You constantly say "w00p" after almost every sentance.

You insist on chopsticks for everyday use.

Your bookshelf is filled with anime box sets and no books.

You stop listening to the radio because English makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language.

You call yourself "otaku."

All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size.

Random battles seem to erupt wherever you go.

You take the time to write messages on your cigarettes, only to burn them right away.

Your dreams are animated.

You Naru-punch all the guys at school, and then wonder why they don't follow you around like Keitaro follows Naru.

You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big

Duct tape is really funny to you and most of your threats involve taping people to walls.

When you're washing dishes you yell out "SUPAH WAVE SMASHUH!" or any water attack.

You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos.

You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese.

You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage.

You expect to see a sweatdrop over someone's head when they get embarressed.

You start to speak with an odd accent.

You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off.

You know your favorite character's bloodtype.

Knowing Sailor Moon helps you on an Astronomy test.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to anime.

If any of these fit you, you may be addicted to anime. Don't worry! You're not alone!

.:I walk in the rain because I don't care if I get wet:.

.:I wear hand-me-downs because there are more important things in life than mobbing malls for new clothes:.

.:I'm quiet in school because everyone's to much of a stereotype to listen to what I have to say:.

.:I like to read so I can get engrossed in imaginary worlds:.

.:I like to write because I feel safer in my Imagination:.

~Facts~Of~Life~

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you think Miley Cirus is a loser who is going to end up like Brittney Spears, copy this into your profile (I like Britney now, but I still think Miley will end up like she did before the new album)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, and you're proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile

I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. YES!!

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the

same time!

If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you

Mental Health is overrated

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

The road to success is always under construction

I'm looking forward to regretting this

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…

I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised

Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

Your village called, their idiot is missing

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

“There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t

know where you’re going in the first place…”

Loves like a butterfly, if you chase it, it'll fly away, but if you wait patiently it will land on you

when you least expect it

Never say you dont have a chance with someone when you haven't asked

a best friend is someone who screams to you in the hallways, saying "i L0VE Y0U." not caring if anyone thinks they're a lesbian, just caring that you hear them every time.

"What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?"

"Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"Got Ramen?"

"Randomness is the base of conversation."

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet."

"Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one."

"Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me."

"Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

Don't pity the girl with one true friend. Envy her. Pity the girl with just a thousand

acquaintances.

Sometimes life is hard to bear when a friend is just not there.

Nations will rise and fall. Wars will be lost and won. Lives will begin and end, but a true friend

is eternal.

I am a Sane person in an Insane World!

People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems

/l、

゙(゚、 。 7 CATS

l、゙ ~ヽ RULES

じしf, )ノ I suck at this XD XP

61 things girls don't know about guys

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE) 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. 5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. 11. Guys get jealous easily. 12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. 14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. 15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. 16. Girls are guys' weaknesses. 17. Guys are very open about themselves. 18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long. 19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. 20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. 21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. 22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. 23. Guys will brag about anything. 24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot. 25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. 26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. 27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. 28. Try to be as straightforward as possible. 29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up. 30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. 31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key. 32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. 33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. 34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. 35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. 36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." 37. Guys don't really have final decisions. 38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. 39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. 40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. 41. Guys like femininity not feebleness. 42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. 43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. 44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. 45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. 46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. 47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. 48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. 49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. 50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. *51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us. (so true) 52. We don't like girls who are too skinny. 53. We love it when girls talk about their boobs. 54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not ... 55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours... 56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually 57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.. 58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you...or his neck really hurts... 59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times. 60. When a guy sacrafices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. 61. Your best friend, the guy you can go to with anything, is the guy who loves you more than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always love you. When he sees you cry he wishes he could change the stars to make you happy. He would go to the end of the world for you and loves you deeply. --Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose ur loved one --Guys if you don't repost this in one hr u will turn gay in 3 years. (?) REPOST-- 61 Things Girls dont know about Guys

Meaning of Color and Your Birthday

Don't cheat! Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours . 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday.

Written By A Guy

THANX! sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTS you; but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned... Nothing is that important at 2 am. That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you otherwise. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me... Don't be mad when we hold the door open Take advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! Dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you". Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"? I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand I'm not saying I woulndn't like it ether ; ) Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!! Ditch his sorry ass, HE is a disgrace to the male population. And find someone who will treat you with utter respect!!! Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes and say "I love you" ...and actually mean it. Give the nice guys a chance. ADVICE: *Holding Hands Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. *Movies Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. *Loving each other Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it. *Laying below the stars Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this. so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this. Girls repost as: written by a guy. Guys post as: girls need to realize

A Crush Test

1. Pick your favorite color out of the following: A. Red B. Pink C. Yellow D. Green E. Blue F. Purple 2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following: A. Cat B. Dog C. Fish D. Snake E. Parrot F. Mouse 3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot: A. Hawaii B. New York C. East Africa D. Spain E. Montana 4. Pick your favorite instrument: A. Violin B. Piano C. Electric Guitar D. Drums 5. Pick your favorite soft drink: A. Dr. Pepper B. Sprite C. Coca Cola D. Pepsi E. Mountain Dew 6. Name A Person Of The Opposite Sex... 7. Name A Person Of The Same Sex... 8. The Time Now... 9. Your Age 10. You don't have to write it down, but make a WISH make sure its what you really want. ...and then scroll down! (now go down, and you will see the answers!!!) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * HERE ARE THE ANSWERS! Question number ONE: A. Red - Adventerous B.. Pink - Fun C. Yellow - Sweet D. Green - Wacky E. Blue - Romantic F. Purple - Mysterious Question number TWO: A. Cat - Feminine B. Dog - Loving C. Fish - Boring D. Snake - Boyish E. Parrot - Annoying F. Mouse - Brainy Question number THREE: A. Hawaii - Romantic B. New York - Busy C. East Africa - Curious D. Spain - Mysterious E. Montana - Country Girl/Boy Question number FOUR: A. Violin - Intellectual B. Piano - Popular C. Electric Guitar - Wacky D. Drums - Wild Question number FIVE: A. Dr. Pepper - Popular B. Sprite - Wacky C. Coca Cola - Wild D. Pepsi - Fun E. Mountain Dew - Athletic Question number SIX: That person will have a crush on you after you repost this! Question number SEVEN: That person will become your enemy if you don't repost this! Question number EIGHT: How many hours long you have to repost this! Question number NINE: How many months that you and the person in number 6 will go out! if you repost this..or longer Question number TEN: That will come true if you repost this in the amount of time (question) number 8 REPOST This AS "A CRUSH TEST"

STRAY dogs are being skewered on hooks and dragged behind boats as live shark bait. The cruel practice takes place on French-controlled Reunion Island in the Indian Ocean. A six-month-old labrador pup was recently found ALIVE with a huge double hook through its snout, and another through a leg. The pup was found in a coastal creek and is thought to have somehow freed itself from a fishing line, but other dogs and kittens have been chomped up and swallowed by sharks. Please sign this petition to end this cruel practice, and please encourage others to sign it too. Repost. It needs to get 25,000 signatures. Sign it and repost, please. ~Please sign I really don't want those poor animal to behurt anymore I mean a hook through its leg eaten by sharks! Then the sharks killed?! How can you people let this go on in the world? Are we all heartless?! Please, please do the poor animals and us animal lovers a favor I'm begging you! FallenXangelXayama~ 1. Billy Justus 2. Cody Neal. 3. Christy Leonard 4. Samantha Green 5. Robbie Martin 6. Ashlie Colvard 7. Madison Garrison 8. Bren Anderson 9. Marisa Bennett-Vidaure 10. Sharon Loomis 11. Scott Morantz 12. Michael Gitter 13. Larry Overstreet 14. Liakos Staopoulos 15. Stergios Kanaropoulos 16. Vassilis Mazaris 17. John Wilkin 18. Jessi Lane 19. Jessica Prince. 20. Jessica Tom 21. Liza Gearheard 22. Lisa Caudle. 23. Gabriel Piqu 24. Shaquille Cruz 25.Kyle Foerster 26. Hunter Dixon 27.Patty Franken 28. Dylan Green 29. Chad 30. Allen 31. Samantha 32. Natalia 34. Erik 35. Aracely 36. Dania 37. Kimberly 38. Kasha 39. Daren 40. Anna 41. Brittany 42. Tara 43. Haylee 44. Chelsea 45. Ariel 46. Sarah 47. Jessica 48. Josh 49. Kayley 50. Sarah 51. Kelsey 52. Alyssa 52. Lindsey-Marieee 53. Mak Enzie 69. Kaila 70. Elika 71. Sarah 72. Sarah S. 73. Chynna 74. Manda 75. Courtney 76. Timothy Roebuck 77. Eric Shannon 78. Jacob Fowler 79. Melissa Kitchell 80.Sue Welford 81.Greg Welford 82.Clint Smith 83. Ricky Smith 84. Chona Briggs 85. Dawn Welford 86. Katie Mason 87. Amanda Marsh 88. Tiffany Simmons 89. Brooke Bosso 90. Chris Mason 91. Kristen Mason 92. Taylor Fuller 93. Paul Welford 94. Linda Welford 95. Mark Welford 96. Rebecca Corbin 97. Josh Allen 98. Jackson Barton 99. Jennifer Welford 100. Shawna Mason. 101. Julie Pratt. 102. Morgan Brown. 103. Andrea B. 104. Stephanie 105. Rachel 106. Jenna 107. Abby 108. Katie 109. Jessica 110. Chase 111. Audrey 112. Stephanie Sauerheber 113. Katherine Higdon. 114. Maria 115. Birdie 116. Amanda Baker 117. Kayla M. 118. Theresa Nowiski. 119. Emily Langlois. 120. Michelle Nash 121. Chelsey Rothrock 122. Sara Stallings .123. Lizzy g 124. Sara Mtz. 125. Megan Aleido 126. Jamie Leonard 127. Taimoor Qamar 128. Laine Miller. 129. Autumn Nichole 130. Jordy 131.Heather Posick 132.Franks 133. Courtney Green 134. Rachel Lynch 135. Kirsten Sailors 136. Patrick Hardy 137. Lizzie Malone 138. Josh Fletcher 139. Deidre Mills 140. Jessy Lakins 141. Kara O'Neill 142. Katie O'Neill 143. Kitty O'Neill 144. Kenny O'Neill 145. Ian Peters 146. Cara DeGregorio. 147. Shanice Colon 148. Mark DiTondo 149. karym gadea 150. valerie echegaray 151. staci_

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Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

Slow Dance This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer.

She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem. Please pass it on. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital. It was sent by a medical doctor

Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.

Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.

Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift...

Thrown away.

Life is not a race. Do take it slower Hear the music Before the song is over...

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on.

These warnings are an example of the results of our dear friends death:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Aw, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!)

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop" (That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody aeroplane down, you might drop it!)

Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!)

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" (That's right, who doesn't use their dusters as kindling?)

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yeh. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (again now they tell me)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No. Shit. Sherlock)

Write Down Ten Random Characters. (Oh, I had fun writing this, read it. Hope you like it!)

1 Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? (Spike invites Friday and Moriarty to dinner at their own house. What happens?)

Well, Moriarty's new plot means that there is a 89% chance the world will end. Friday is there to stop him using Spike's dinner as a set up. Total and utter chaos ensues, resulting in the destruction of Moriarty's plan and the chance that the world will end drops down to an acceptable 9%. On another note, Spike was quite looking forward to trying out his new canapés, the recipe had been given to him by Supreme Evil Being No.12885.

2 You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? (Who's house, Artemis Fowl's or Diana?)

This one's a little tricky, while I'm sure Arty is a hospitable host, crashing at the Holland's sounds pretty good, maybe I'd get to sneak into a party.

3 Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction? (Thursday and Sherlock are making out when The Cat Formerly Known As Cheshire walks in. The Cat's reaction?)

The Cat was faintly surprised, mind you, he does live in Wonderland. He enquires whether Thursday remembered to bring his Moggalicious cat food and then fades out returning to the Great Library. Thursday on the other hand has gone bright red and stutters her reply before realising that The Cat has already gone. Sherlock on the third hand is mortally embarrassed and is now in a coma due to the fact that he showed non-sociopathic tendencies and thus proved that he has in fact, got a heart.

4 Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? (Friday falls in love with Diana. Moriarty is jealous. What happens?)

Ahh, well now that Friday and Moriarty are arch enemies, Moriarty sets up a plan to trap them, holds Diana ransom but Friday stops time and saves her. Moriarty is left in an empty room, in his designer suit (Westwood) and slightly confused.

5 Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven? (Spike jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, Thursday, The Cat or Sherlock?)

If Thursday was saving me she'd probably just tell Spike to stop and she'd explain that I'm not a vampire/werewolf/Supreme Evil Being No.1342/zombie. If The Cat was saving me, I'd probably have to promise to bring a couple of tins of Moggalicious next time I swing by the Great Library. Now, if Sherlock was saving me... he'd probably try to explain to Spike, through deduction, that I was not evil. And if that failed... we'd have to run.

6 One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? (Artemis Fowl decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?)

Fifteen mins later, you are kidding. It'd all be over in five. But, nevertheless fifteen minutes later, Butler would still be extinguishing the fire, Juliet would be distracting Mrs Fowl and Artemis would be in the shower washing off all the soot having learnt his new thing of the day. Alcohol and fire do not mix and it is not a good idea to flambé, especially with a specially designed mini blow-torch with extra torching capacities to make it more efficent.

7 Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? (Friday Next had to marry either Moriarty, Spike or Rosalie Cullen. Who do they choose?)

Friday and Rosalie. Simply because Moriarty, like Sherlock is married to his work. Spike has the Windowmaker as a wife and they have a little kid Betty. I'm not breaking that up. Logical and last choice: Rosalie. He fell for her looks, she fell for his awesome abillity to surf the timelines. I heard they had the wedding date set for 23/43/237363.

8 Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? (Sherlock kidnaps Thursday and demands his bottle of rock polish from Mulch for Thursday's release.)

Sherlock kidnaps Thursday and demands a bottle of rock polish for his experiments. Mmmm, if it can cut through rock and polish diamonds... the possiblities. Thursday however was not amused, not in the slightest. Tells Sherlock to let her go or she will shoot him. Sherlock deducts that she was speaking the truth and reluctantly lets her go.

9 Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance? (Everyone gangs up on Friday. Does Friday stand a chance?)

Yes. But I don't think Thursday would gang up on her own son. Guys, I mean if the man can disappear off to the future/past/anywhere in an instant, of course!

10 Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react? (Everyone is invited to Thursday and Sherlock's wedding except for Moriarty. How does Moriarty react?)

Moriarty is angry, seeing as he is Sherlock's archenemy he should have been invited. So now he's plotting and being the criminal mastermind that he is. Last I heard, there was something to do with the entertainment. I think he's sending a Chinese performing circus as a gift anyway. I look forward to it.

11 Why is Six afraid of Seven? (Why is Diana afraid of Sherlock?)

Sherlock had been experimenting. Enough said.

12 Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? (Rosalie arrives too late for Thursday and Sherlock's wedding. What happens and why was she late?)

She was on the run...from the FBI. And then she crashed their honeymoon too because she needed Sherlock to prove that she was innocent.

13 Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? (Mulch and Rosalie get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?)

Mulch drunk, well cue the drunk digging. Rosalie drunk. Heavy handed slaps on the back, telling me that my house is lovely, leave me with a broken back and a wrecked house. On second thoughts, I'm not in.

14 Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? (Rosalie murders Spike. What does Thursday do to get back.)

Thursday stakes Rosalie with one of Spike's special stakes. Rosalie then dies and Spike is avenged.

15 Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? (Diana and Artemis are in mortal danger. Does Diana save Artemis or herself?)

Because Diana was brought up by her mother to be a good and proper lady, her first thought would be to let Artemis save her. But then, as she is her own person and fancies herself as a heroine, she would save Artemis and find some way in which to save herself too.

16 Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? (Moriarty and Friday go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?)

Previously, these two arch enemies had declared a truce for the weekend to go camping together. This all goes down the kitchen sink when Friday forgets to bring food. The truce is now dead. Moriarty threatens and argues with Friday. As they are camping on an unpopulated coast in Ireland Friday decides to leave. Which then leaves Moriarty, on the coast, by himself (suit: Westwood). After he whips out his mobile and calls up a private helicopter to pick him up, he begins to plot. The game, once again, is on.

17 Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do? (Mulch is in a car accident and is critically injured. What dies Rosalie do?)

This could go two ways. Mulch uses his dwarfy powers and patches himself up using dwarf saliva and beard hair. Then Rosalie zooms him off to hospital. Or... Rosalie bites him and turns him into a vampire dwarf. The very first of his kind. Now Mulch is super fast and super strong and more than happy to spend the rest of his immortal life eating Italian dirt and stealing from every single millionaire, billionaire, trillionaire, and in 3001 the first gazillionaire, he comes across. Last I heard of his whereabouts was when he stole the Bruce-Parrington Plans and flogged them on the black market. He then proceeded to buy himself a huge house in a small and quite rainy town of Spoons in the Tuscan countryside. Lots of yummy clay.

18 The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

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Young and Stupid by RAHbooks reviews
Before Holly met Trouble Kelp or Artemis Fowl, she met someone very important to her past and future at the LEP Acadamy. My OC . Rated T because I'm going to try to get some action in later. HollyXOC, some implied RootXVinyaya
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,595 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Bazinga! by AquaWolfGirl reviews
A series of pranks played on the Guardians by the Guardian of Fun himself. Mischief not quite managed.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jack Frost
Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped by Kitsune Heart reviews
Full title: "Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped who would have made his job a lot more difficult and one fairy who would have made things much easier, in the short run ." Just a little bit of fun.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Artemis F. - Complete
An Annoying Little Vampire by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Warnings: Human Jack Frost (But not Jackson Overland). Teen Pitch. Vampire Pitch. Teen North. Teen Tooth. Teen Bunny. Teen Sandy. OOC moments. Altenrate Universe. Jack Frost is a seventh generation (Sorry. Fixed) shepherd, who just so happens to have immortal friends. And one really annoying vampire who insists on following him around.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,207 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
3 Years Later by x-MewHazzard-x reviews
It's been 3 years since the final battle against Deep Blue and when Kisshu finally decides to check up on his dearly missed Kitten he gets a big shock - she misses him too! But what happened in those three years! And why does Ichigo find it hard to talk?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,458 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Jack's Voice by AnonyInk reviews
Sequel to Jack's Accent. Jack's been around for 300 years, so don't you think he's picked up a few languages/accents? Hilarity ensues featuring nonsense and the Guardians. :)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,987 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
The Official Fanfiction University of Artemis Fowl by Sherlock Emrys reviews
The Artemis Fowl archive is dying. Badfic authors, with a heinous disregard for canon, are polluting it with cliches and Mary Sues. So a school was set up, to educate these writers in the art of literature. Applications currently closed. ON HIATUS sorry. Expect updates when you don't.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,290 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Artemis F., Butler
The Brightest Ones by NotTheMilk reviews
Sequel to Golden Sunsets. It's the adventures of Sandy and Annamore's (Cupid) twin children, Meissa and Sanderson the Second (AKA Dune) but it will mainly focus on Meissa, as she strives to figure out her incredibly odd, rather uncontrollable powers. Main pairings are Sandy/Cupid, Jack/Tooth, although other pairings may potentially show up later in the story. Lots of fluff.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sandy
The Pun War of '13 by my-patronus-is-a-computer reviews
"Pitch slap!" Both fighters froze. Slowly, Jack and Bunny turned towards the speaker. "Tooth?" And thus, the Pun War of '13 had begun. CRACK. Who do you think will win in this completely jacked up (pun intended) war of puns?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Complete
Wait what did you just say? by the-caffeine-junkiie-reviewer reviews
Post movie: Jack's been hanging around teenagers for the first time in 300 years and it's rubbing off on him. Que hilarity and confused Guardians. Quick giggle fix.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Golden Sunsets by NotTheMilk reviews
What happens when Cupid accidentally shoots the Sandman with one of her magic arrows? (I felt Sandy needed more love in the fanfiction world, and I thought it'd be fun to have Cupid be a girl for a change.) Contains SandyXCupid and some mild Frostbite shipping. Image is from suddenlysencha over at tumblr, a wonderful artist who was kind enough to draw Annamore and Sandy for me.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,487 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Sandy - Complete
Regrets by KiyoshiMichi reviews
Jack was feeling guilty, and had been since the fight with Pitch. After all, they really were the same, weren't they? [Not as depressing as it sounds - t'is humorous fluff]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
This Is Better Than Reality TV by princezamija reviews
BlackIce—A peek into the life of Pitch Black and Jack Frost. For two inhumanly old beings, there is a lot of adolescent immaturity—and Bogeymen in aprons. With leg slits.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Jack's Accent by AnonyInk reviews
Based off a prompt in the rotg kink meme: "Jack having an accent, but it eventually faded after centuries of primarily hanging out in the U.S., and it coming out during a stressful situation (eg: fighting with Bunny, Jamie getting injured, etc.)and everyone being all "wait, what"
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Complicated by Tsuki's Angel reviews
Amu, a Junior, moves in with her Mom's best friends, the Tsukiyomi's, and their 7 boys. They might've been little innocent brats last time she saw them, but that isn't the case anymore. What happens when she falls in love with one of them? AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 163,902 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Fairy Frostitute Fanclub by AquaWolfGirl reviews
Jack's hoodie has gone missing - who could have taken it? ONESHOT
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Innocence Is A Language by BatTitan reviews
People didn't believe in her, but that was okay. After all, no one needed to believe in Mother Nature to know she existed.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
RimaHiko Poems by WeDidItForTheDead reviews
Just a bunch of poems about Rima and Nagihiko. The poems were written by 'Kusukusus, Temari, and Rhythm.' DISCLAIMER: I don't own Shugo Chara! Some funny, some serious, some abstract, and some childish. Chapter 71: Dusk
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 71 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M.
Hot n Cold by ShellyCullen reviews
Sequel to Hot or Not. How much self-control does a boy have? Not much. So when the girls make a bet while staying at a vacation house, the boys can look, but cannot touch or kiss them for ten days. And the girls? Can do whatever they want. UPDATED!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,070 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Bouquet by WeDidItForTheDead reviews
Rima is a golem. She is stolen before she is complete. Now, all she wants is to be human, but she is stuck on a ship with some odd characters. Can she gain emotions, a personality, and a life? One other thing: Can golems fall in love?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M.
Sold by Spiral-Fire reviews
Chase Young rules the world, Omi at his side. The world plunged into eternal darkness, Chase has begun to sell the human race into slavery. And Kimiko has just been sold to...Jack Spicer? JackxKim...Please Review!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,831 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Kimiko, Jack
Just Silly by music4soul reviews
Tadase, Amu, Yaya, Kukai, Kairi, Nadeshiko, Utau, and Ikuto try playing matchmaker with Nagihiko and Rima, but the two have something else in mind. The end of the year school festival might have something to do with it...
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,421 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
Five Artemis Kisses and One That Was Not by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
This is one of those five and one fic. The five times Artemis kissed Holly and the one time she kissed him instead. This shows the progression of the A/H relationship over time. Rated T for swearing and mildly dirty scenes
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Mysterious Disappearance of the Shoes by Goldencity reviews
Dustfinger asks Farid where his shoes are. Farid has a very interesting explanation...Takes place shortly after Inkheart.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Dustfinger, Farid - Complete
Poking and Boredom by Goldencity reviews
Farid is bored. So, obviously, the best solution to this dreadful problem is to poke Dustfinger...
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Farid, Dustfinger - Complete
CharaNari Special: Amulet Soul! by MegamiTenshiHime reviews
Nagi devises a cunning plan for Amu to tell who she likes. But how does Kairi & Musashi fit in to all this? And wait, Rima is holding a sleepover at her house?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Amu H., Musashi - Complete
Artemis the Hunter, or Archery by tech-17 reviews
Artemis teaches Holly archery. "Artemis the hunter. I hunted you." He just might be hunting Holly. T cause I'm more paranoid than Foaly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Blue Ink by A Girl Named Hero reviews
Ever have somebody write on your hand?
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
Trick or Treat? by wildcookie13 reviews
Some Arty and Holly fluff for you. "Some treat."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
How to Generally Annoy the Heck out of Dustfinger by Goldencity reviews
Do you want to Frustrate, Infuriate, or Generally Annoy the Heck out of Dustfinger, but lack inspiration? Or maybe you don't want to annoy him, but think it would be good to be prepared in case need presents itself. Either way, this is the list for you!
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Dustfinger - Complete
Bite X Kiss by Tsukiyomi Suki-chan reviews
A boy with violet eyes had promised Amu that he would come back to her one day.so she waits for his arrival.Meanwhile, the town is said to have a lot of murder happening recently and victims have bite marks on their necks.What's going on in Tokyo and Amu?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,561 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
The Next Generation of Shugo Chara! by ninamina96 reviews
The characters from Shugo Chara are all grown up and married. They all had kids around the same age and they are all gaurdians. there will be two love triangles and some love moments that were like Amuto. Please review and rate it's my first fanfic!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,822 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
One Night on a Beach by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Sequel to "I Don't Like Lollipops". Two-shot. It was the last place Holly expected to find Artemis Fowl, and yet, there he was... Arty/Holly LEMON! Character death in second chapter. Don't like, don't read.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/16/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Days of Orion by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
The days of Artemis's treatment, starring Orion, and other alters. Actually, just one more. But just one is more than enough for Artemis to handle.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Orion F., Artemis F. - Complete
I Don't Like Lollipops by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Sequel to The Gift of Tongues. It was one of Artemis' lowest moments: the only time his brain failed him. At least some good seems to be coming out of it now. Arty/Holly romance
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
The Gift of Tongues by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Artemis Fowl learns that having the ability to understand any language is not all it's cracked up to be. Minor Arty/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Butler - Complete
What Time is It? by ADdude reviews
The Doctor Takes the Tardis and Rory and Amy to the Land of Ooo to meet his friends Finn and Jake. Now guess how long it takes for a monster to attack, these two.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, Finn - Complete
Shugo Chara: Music Medley! by WeDidItForTheDead reviews
A bunch of one- shot song- fics where I just put my iPod on shuffle and have to make one about whatever comes up. A bunch of different types of songs. Main characters so far: RimaHiko, TadAmuTo, Kuutau, AmuTo,Kaiya, TadAmu, Ikuto&Utau,
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,696 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010
Crazy in Pink by NadeshikoEverdeenHimeSama reviews
The Shugo Boys are taking care of a sick Amu for the day. Something "unique" happens to Amu everytime she gets sick, but what? Random Crabble.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010
Guardian Angel by WeDidItForTheDead reviews
They were strangers on the subway, but they didn't want to remain that way. But who would make the first move? 'He's not a god. He's not a devil. He's my guardian angel.' Happy birthday Nagihiko!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M. - Complete
My Drummer Girl! by BetrovedFate reviews
Ikuto's POV Ikuto's started a band and to start things off his drummer quits leaving him to start Auditions. Amu's a drummer who's looking for a new band to make it to the top with AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,640 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
How? by Dimples-3 reviews
*AxI RxN KxU YxK* "How did this happen?" "Then how did it end?" Just story ideas that need opinions
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Come On Eileen by xango1922 reviews
Ichigo's day has totally sucked. So, who will make it better? Kish will! How? Read and Review. Nice Juicy stuff inside. T for Adult situations and limey goodness. Based off the song "Come On Eileen" Not really a songfic. Oneshot.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Hey Juliet by DinosaursgoRawr101 reviews
Amu gets kidnapped away from her boyfriend, Tadase, and is brought to a strange place by the name of Easter. There she meets the young men who are cursed to fall in love, but never to have their love returned. rated T to be safe
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,343 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Let Us go to your Rabbit Hutch by CampionSayn reviews
Kimiko has been transformed into... a bunny. And she has to be watched over by none other than Jack Spicer and the other Heylin. Better then it sounds.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,280 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Jack, Kimiko
The Anniversary You'll Never Forget by maple the wacky tree reviews
A year has gone by. Hikaru and Haruhi finally reach their first anniversary. Instead of it being a private affair, however, Kaoru wants to make it one Hikaru will never forget . . . "WHO THE HELL PUTS A CONDOM ON A CUPCAKE!" I apologize in advance. XD
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
How Are You Happy? by Beckett Simpleton reviews
A long drabble-run on one shot. Maybe Artemis didn't start talking when he was tiny and could count when he was one. Maybe he was content at being genius in his own head? I dunno, I was just messing around with the thoughts of a child.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Why does the world hate me? by xXChipmunksXx reviews
Artemis attempts suicide but not everything goes according to plan.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,002 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Vengence is Sweet by RAHbooks reviews
Holly is fed up with Foaly's paranoia and decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Holly S., Foaly - Complete
Doing Casual by Bellephont17 reviews
In The Atlantis Complex, Artemis talks to his mother about a bake sale he attended. This is the story of that particular bake sale, how he rolled up both sleeves, and perhaps grew a little in the process.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Secret Passages by the7thflockmember reviews
Cammie's faking sick -and missing her favorite meal- for everyone's favorite, hunky spy. It's a chance for Cammie to have fun, kiss a little and have a little adventure. ONESHOT. A story dedicated to the birthday of lindsey311.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Why Sleep is a Necessity by Whispers of Writing reviews
When they said that sleep is a necessity, not a luxury, they were right. AxH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The World's Worst Thief by Pixiebaby321 reviews
A pretty girl decides to steal something from Artemis. PLEASE REVIEW because I'd love feedback so I can make it progressively better : Thanks, and I hope you enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,688 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
That day by Izume Hope reviews
Five years after the aliens have left Ichigo has seemingly moved on. However, one day in a year, she surrenders to her pain. This year, that day will end diferenlty from what she had thought. KxI one-shot
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Love me by x.bunnyboo reviews
Hinamori Amu - school geek/dork/nerd yet quite popular Tsukiyomi Ikuto - school playboy, most popular guy in Seiyo High Even though the two are complete opposites they are the best of friends. or? R&R!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Little Red Riding Hood by Poehlaris reviews
This is the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Only, there's a twist. This is based off of Serena Valentino's version from Nightmares & Fairy Tales. KaoHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H. - Complete
Stubble by Goldencity reviews
Farid has something very, very important to show Dustfinger.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Dustfinger, Farid - Complete
Collections in Time by DeepWriter reviews
Collections of oneshots featuring the Host Club x Haruhi pairing in the future with their children. Randomized, some swearing and suggestive content
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Artemis Interacts with the General Public by Dlvvanzor reviews
Artemis interacts with the general public.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Be My Nurse by ShellyCullen reviews
Ikuto is hospitalized with a rare disease. Amu gets a part time job at the hospital and she is his nurse. As time goes on, Ikuto can't get enough of Amu. How will Amu make him better, now that she's his new antidote?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,401 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Plus by Dimples-3 reviews
One shot #4: "You know you look cute with a face full of cookie dough" "Shut up!" stuck inside on Christmas Eve, Ikuto and Amu enjoys each others company with some cookie dough, plus presents, Merry Christmas!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
My Secret Santa by SEAubrey reviews
TPG Contest. It's the Annual Secret Santa Exchange amongst the LEP officers. Holly Short keeps getting special presents from her Secret Santa. Who was her Secret Santa?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Holly S. - Complete
Holidays by ivyflightislistening reviews
TPG contest. Can be seen as sequel to Surprises. Holly is given a break aboveground, when she goes to see her old friends Artemis and Butler. General catching up, bantering, and the ultimate holiday gift of all. Happy Holidays!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Do Human and Pixie Souls have the Same Shape? by Jeanne Reveur reviews
TPG Contest! Everyone deserves a gift during the holidays. Even evil pixies who want to destroy your brother.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Beckett F., Opal K. - Complete
Slurping Spaghetti by SEAubrey reviews
"Sluuuuurp." Ah, Beckett. Family oneshot!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Beckett F., Artemis F. - Complete
Secret Santa by maple the wacky tree reviews
HikaHaru Christmas oneshot. Surely, SURELY there was a good reason as to why her best friend was dragging her all over Ouran, claiming to have the "perfect" present. And surely, SURELY there was a good reason at to why he was acting so nervous about it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Dad? by Goldencity reviews
Farid wasn't talking to Dustfinger when he accidentally called him Dad...He was talking to...Gwin!
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Farid, Dustfinger - Complete
Hikaru's Long Awaited Confession by Dreams-in-Shadows reviews
Hikaru has finally figured out his feelings for Haruhi, but it turns out that he was the last one to figure it out. Oneshot. Fluff and Haruhi is slightly Ooc. Rated T to be safe.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
The 2nd Date by Michiru Kino reviews
It's rated T for paranoia :3
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Surprises by ivyflightislistening reviews
This is a one-shot where Holly is aboveground and on vacation, and naturally stops to see Artemis. Not necessarily H/A, just friendship. Typical bantering, hopefully some humor. My other story, 'Holidays' can be considered a sequel.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Yet To Be Titled by Safaia Bara reviews
When Haruhi needs to be comforted, two brothers will be there to take care of her. And they will give her more than just comfort- they have a surprise waiting for her. Twins/Haruhi fluff. COMPLETE!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/20/2010 - [Haruhi F., Hikaru H., Kaoru H.] - Complete
He said She said by Dimples-3 reviews
One-shot #2: Not the song; He asked: "How much do you love me?" "…um" "Is it that hard to answer?" "Yes" "Why?" she answered: "Nothing in the world or universe could amount to how much I love you, that's why" he smiled and said: "I love you more"
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Chained Together by xDarkShadowLoverx reviews
Haruhi is about to marry Tamaki, but has second thoughts. Who does she really love? Hikaru or Tamaki?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Haruhi's Kiss Woke up a Sleeping Senpai by Evangeline-Sibeliah reviews
Chapter 1 is a foreplay to chapter 2, which is Haruhi X Kyouya, OR to chapter 3, which is Haruhi X Mori. Yup, two alternative one-shots. Lots of kissing scenes !
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Death's Melody by Tsuki's Angel reviews
My mysterious violinist was holding me in his arms, jumping from building top to building top. His cat ears and tail were clearly visible. I looked ahead with an amazed expression. Who knew the city would look so beautiful from this point of view? AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Looking for Beauty by Ezzaria26 reviews
We all know what was suggested. We all thought the couple was inevitable. But I'm here to tell you who she really ended up with. I'm not here to say how. I'm just here to tell you what became of the couple we thought would never exist. Hikaru and Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Wishes by Dimples-3 reviews
One-shot/Song-shot #1: Amu, Nagi, Rima, Kukai, and Yaya start a band, but Amu decides to use this chance to get her feelings out in song to a blue-haired cat and blond prince, will they understand her feelings?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Completion by AceralRayneRaith reviews
For them all, she changed, becoming the idyllic, beautiful, individualized Venus. She could be flirtatious, or beautiful, or sweet, or dark, or silent. She was everything in a world of nothing. Haruhi x Host Club
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Haruhi F. - Complete
I love you, Ichigo by tis Zoey and Kitty reviews
Kisshu being his annoying-y self :3 And irritating Ichigo :3 Made from boredom
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
As Human As You'n I by rattyjol reviews
A Doctor Who/To Kill a Mockingbird crossover oneshot. Scout and Dill meet the Doctor. Scout's POV.
Crossover - Doctor Who & To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Rima Can't Spell The Lost Epilogue by Tsuki no kimi reviews
A weird little extremely short kind of epilogue for Rima Can't Spell I found in my documents. Nagihiko and Ikuto are taking their respective girlfriends to prom, but have to deal with something - or someone - first. Total crack.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M.
Rima Can't Spell by Tsuki no kimi reviews
Apparently Rima's diary is full of lots of Nagihiko-bashing... oh, and other stuff. Lots of other stuff.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 134,865 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Accidentally On Purpose by True Colours reviews
Kish swears he didn’t mean to teleport into Ichigo’s shower. Ichigo isn’t convinced. A deliberate intrusion? The mistake of a dazzled mind? Or a bit of both? Now includes adventure later on...the bunnies attacked me and forced me to continue!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,994 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
A to Z with Kuukai and Amu by IzzyDizzyLi reviews
What's the best way to learn the alphabet? Ok, so the song works, but drabbles are much better! Rating and genre will vary, but for safety I'll put T. Never know what will come up in the future, ne?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kūkai S., Amu H. - Complete
Three Syllables by starry night blue reviews
COMPLETE - Their names both had three syllables. He thought it was special. She thought it was silly. There are three syllables they do agree upon, though.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Ten Ways by Ezzaria26 reviews
Ten songs. Ten short stories. All about Hikaru and Haruhi, and for an interesting iPod challenge I discovered in another story. It's only a oneshot, but its filled with good little oneshots.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Kish's Homework Deal by Power-of-all reviews
Ichigo needs help with some very confusing homework, which Kish can do easily. What happens as Kish has a deal for her? What will happen? Read and find out.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,730 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Rejection Isn't A Bad Thing by Uchizaki reviews
Haruhi can't stand seeing Tamaki with another girl and becomes depressed. Who can cheer her up? Slight Hikaru x Haruhi x Kaoru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
100 Moments by Brown Eyed Sage reviews
A series of oneshots for the FanFic100. RaixKim Rating will change over time. Current: Love can really be stupid sometimes.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 115,693 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
A Night to Remember by IzzyDizzyLi reviews
Amu and Kukai's first date! No charas are going to interfere either! What will happen? Read to find out! T for safety.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kūkai S., Amu H. - Complete
Halloween Mishaps by Safaia Bara reviews
It's Halloween! Which means the aliens can go out without getting into trouble. So, what are they going to do? Kisshu has an idea…K/I, P/R, T/P; contest with KeiiyakoMinto COMPLETE!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Ichigo M., Kish] [Lettuce M., Pie] - Complete
Word Play by Alternative Existence reviews
Introducing word play—a game to see who owns the other in sappy speech. And Hikaru was bent on pulling a ‘Tamaki’ over Tamaki. Onesided: TamaHaru. Mostly: HikaHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Into the Rush by CommonKnowledge reviews
AU To save the life of her father Kimiko must risk everything and depend on a stranger, Raimundo Pedrosa. Rai, an FBI with a dark past must also trust Kimiko as they play a ‘game’ against mystery enemies who are always watching but there is so much more..
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 126,822 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Raimundo, Kimiko
Hands by bitterending reviews
[mild incest] Fred rarely did things so chaste and sentimental without wanting something in immediate return.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Taste of Fire by CounterfeitGeisha reviews
a lingering taste of a sweet spice he knew but couldn't name... Raimundo and Kimiko finally give into their feelings.Read author's note please, rated for a reason
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
Mirror Image by bitterending reviews
[DH spoilers] Fred hates the difference between them that wasn't there before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
I Never Knew by Lunarwench reviews
Kimiko sees a different side to Jack and she finds herself feeling strange things for him. Comforting turns into something more. They'll never be the same. ONESHOT, LEMONADE.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,517 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Kimiko, Jack - Complete
Heat of the Moment by RecRewind reviews
JackKimiko. Two halfkisses and one for real... and the last with the most unexpected person! Just a fluffy little story
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Kimiko, Jack - Complete
The Emergence of Evil and the Hidden Good Within by FlowerofAdversity reviews
How Jack's parents met, the eventual birth of Jack, Jack's switch from evil to good and the eventual formation of the Spicer family of the future.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Jack, Kimiko - Complete
Watching and Waiting by Spiral-Fire reviews
Kimiko is possessed with a strange force that only she can feel. But when Wuya finds out and Jack kidnaps her, Kimiko is forced into a predicament she never saw coming. Apparently a certain Heylin warrior has had his eyes set on her for world domination..
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,037 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Kimiko, Chase - Complete
The Aftermath by MissKeith reviews
After a bad partnershp with Hannibal, Jack finds himself dependant on Kimiko for survival...but, sometimes what happens in the past isn't as important as the aftermath. Complete
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Jack, Kimiko - Complete
The Line Went Dead by FuckMePumps reviews
[Of old things, of love, of loss, of beauty and death] Probably one of the saddest and sweetest RaiKim stories you will ever read. Will you pass it up, or take the chance? R&R
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kimiko - Complete
A Very Gothic Christmas by FlowerofAdversity reviews
Believe it or not the evil boy genius, Jack Spicer...LOVES Christmas. Need more proof ? Read this story.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Jack, Kimiko - Complete
Dimension Hopping by Xiaolin Guy reviews
If you like Xiaolin Showdown, Mario, Spongebob, Sonic, Star Wars or Ash Ketchum, then this is SOOOOO the story for you! YuGiOh! And Zelda are being added! Hurry up and read! IT'S CROSSOVER MANIA! I AM FINALLY DONE! YES! YES! YES!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
The Morning News by vintagexromance reviews
Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl are doing the morning news.Yes, indeed they are.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete