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Joined 05-31-11, id: 2951901, Profile Updated: 01-01-15
Author has written 16 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers.

Name: Sandra

Age: 18

Hiya peoples! Welcome to my profile!

I have a deviantart account which is: , my main OC's profile is at this account too.

I listen to whatever music that I feel like listening to. I like Transformers, but my brother likes them more than I do, I don't care what other people say! I like them and always will like them!

Favorite Colors: Green, purple, black, blue

Favorite Movies: 2012, Transformers 1, 2, and 3, Kung Fu Panda 2

I may not always find the time to update my stories and the only time I can usually update is on the weekends and holidays, so please be patient as I write my stories.

Also, I'm almost always constantly editing the chapters to correct grammar mistakes, so please don't hate me for that!

Favorite Music: Like I said before, I listen to any type of music.

Favorite Books: The Immortals and the Soul Seeker Series by Alyson Noël, Every Soul a Star, Chasing Orion...okay let's just say I like books that have astronomy and supernatural elements in them. That's what catches my interest in books


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If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

/// (Θ) - Music is Life! - copy and paste this if music is in your blood

put this
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Music = Life. :3

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (Yeah, I somewhat have no life!)

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If you ever said a line from Transformers copy and paste this onto your profile

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Wow, I have so many that I can't list them all. Let's see there's Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, the Lambo Twins, Prowl, Jazz, Ironhide, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Blaster, Brawn, Perceptor, Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Shockwave...pretty much the majority of the characters who appeared in G1. But I do love the other continuity Autobots too!

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Just look at them and say hi, then proceed to tell them that I'm a fan of Transformers.

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

They'll like and respect me since I'm not so scared of them and is calm despite talking to giant alien robots.

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

Who knows? Anything that suits them probably.

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

There's my OC self, Rose, Amethyst, Chan-Juan "Luna", and Faith.

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

My OC self would do the same thing as what I would do. Read Question #2

Rose and Amethyst would simply just stare at them, unfazed.

Luna and Faith would pretty much hide behind the person they know the most because they're shy.

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Read Question #1

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Mind is screwed over from reading the humor in the fanfics, comics, and the occasional humor on the Transformers shows* ...probably watching girly anime-PRIMUS I JUST SCREWED MY MIND AGAIN!!!!!

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Again, read Question #1

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Doing the Caramelldansen and dancing to the Lucky Star Theme Song (There's actually a video of it on Youtube!)

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Fight! What else would they do?

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Sentinel Prime from both Animated and DOTM! He makes me mad!

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

G1 Galvatron. No one could replace Megatron. Ever!

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

That's gross! I only want to be friends with them.

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Optimus/Elita

Ironhide/Chromia

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

Really now?

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

2007 Lamborghini Gallardo Nera SA. Color would be either black or blue. :)

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

I like all of them.

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

I dunno, I like both sides.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Nope, I'm just super picky)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (Hey! I do have morals!)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (...that's just stupid)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (WTF?!...but yeah I do my homework everyday)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I'm not the best at drawing, but I can still draw some things pretty well)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I'm the silent type of a fangirl... and I'm NOT a stalker!!!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's called a kilt, idiot!)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (there's no such thing as being popular in my school)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (what's wrong with not talking about it?!)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST not be able to defend myself. (...sexist)

Another one!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (What's wrong with a girl having a lot of guy friends?)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Even my mom says mine is bigger than hers!!!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOB
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I wear LONG SLEEVES, so I MUST be EMO and cut myself.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life. (Don't be hating on music!!)
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm in LOVE, so I MUST be having sex.
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

97 percent of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 percent that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, MoreThanMeetsTheEye231, ilikeanimeandmanga

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Akalagirl23, TheBigMystery, TransformersFreak, LamboGirl666, ilikeanimeandmanga

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If you ever said a line from Transformers copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

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Most girls; Are cheerleaders

Other girls; Are captain of the football team

Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother

Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls; Slap people

Other girls: Punch people

Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap

Most girls; Would think this was garbage

Other girls: Would copy and paste this

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 An idiot
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I smelled an iPod because the voices told me to.

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Bounty Hunter's Pet by ToaXabineh reviews
Jack had seen many strange things. But finding a dying mech he'd never seen before in a forest? That was new. Jack, not one to turn a blind eye on someone in need, helps the mech, even taking energon from the 'bots secret emergency stores for the mech. He figured once the mech was better, he'd leave. Instead, he's kidnapped by the mech, known as the feared bounty hunter, Lockdown.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,956 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Lockdown, Jack D.
Honey! I Shrunk the Autobot's! by The Sunflower Seed reviews
Cade's invention fails and now mini Autobot's are raising hell! Rated T for safety and I do NOT own Transformers or their character's.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,292 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Bumblebee, Hound, Crosshairs, Drift
Spike the Sparkling by MissCHSparkles reviews
Hee, yeah, another of Wheeljack's inventions goes wrong and the Autobots are left with a Sparkling on thier hands. How do they handle it and can they keep him safe from the Cons. And what does our main character think about all this. Read on to find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Spike W., Optimus Prime
The Meeting of Camille and Melanie by pikachu13 reviews
In our latest chapter of TMOCAM, The girls and their Autobot guardians attend a baseball game, only to have an unexpected situation on their hands. This one's a shorty but still a fun read if your into cuteness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,685 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Tracks, Sideswipe
Weapon by Red Blaze 16 reviews
When Megatron finds out that Spike has knowledge about a new Autobot weapon, he orders the human captured. Will the Autobots be in time to save their friend? Please R&R.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Spike W. - Complete
I Feel Home by Hubero reviews
Jaime Hawthorne lost her parents to a car accident. Years later she thinks that her luck has finally changed after she is adopted. But strange things are happening. Like the voice she's been hearing from someone named Jazz. And why was that cop car following her? And what's with the weird vibe she always gets from that black pickup truck? And most importantly, what's the Allspark?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,662 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
The One and Only by WingBladeWeaver1357 reviews
"Have you ever feel that you're being ignore by everyone? Including by your family? Well, I have and to top it all off, I'm being bullied and called mute at school. However, it all changes when I met two young men, who owned two Lamborghinis. That's when my life began to change." -Janette Jones. Sides/OC/Sunny. [On hiatus, until I find an idea for the chapters]
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 305,393 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [Sideswipe, OC] Bumblebee, W. Lennox
To Stay by Transformersfan123 reviews
Sequel to Moving On. Sam's made his decision. He's going to stay with the Autobots and take his chances. He is still hiding his own secrets from those he calls friends, afraid of the judgement of those who aren't. And as time passes, will the aquisition of the abilities Primus promised drive Sam crazy or will he finally fully trust those who have kept him safe and sane thus far?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Decepticon Sari by TehMarishal reviews
For Katfreak on DA. Sari is about to discover what she really is, and will end up turning on her friends. Can she be redeemed? Tune in and find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,577 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sari S.
You Are Not Alone by lalunaticscribe reviews
"With guns. Clearly we are alike. I shall have to look up the stories that feature Hommando, Goddess of War." - Or, the Transformers watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica, with some possible reactions
Crossover - Transformers & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime, Homura A. - Complete
Guardians of Danger by Chistarpax reviews
A vicious battle leaves an entire city destroyed, with all the humans killed... save one. A young girl who is the lone survivor of one of the more horrific days in human history. Now an orphan, she grows up to become a key figure in the lives of those who fought in that battle. The two who saved her become her guardians, only to find that she is in more danger than ever before. AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,590 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
The Draca and The Lion by AD Axel reviews
An organic is born into a world made of metal. Taken in and raised by Ratchet, she must struggle with being an outsider on the planet. But things have a way of looking up in the form of an unsocial golden artist. Can two different races find love or will their origins keep them apart.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,787 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - [Sunstreaker, OC] Ratchet, Starscream
It's A Prime Adventure by Crystal Prime reviews
When a girl from our world enters the world of Transformers:Prime how will the Bots deal with this unexpected occurrance? And can she handle being in a world where Decepticons are just as real as the Bots? Rated T just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,595 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime
37 More Things by TFSuperfan reviews
Based off of 37 Things by Prowlersgirl. What would happen if the Ark housed an elevator...? *ON SEMI-HIATUS*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Wheeljack, Jazz
Moving On by Transformersfan123 reviews
Sequel to Dark Secrets. Now that Sam's living with the Autobots, new Autobots are coming to Earth and he is excited. If Optimus and his team are so great, that means other Autobots will be great too, right? Rated T for Language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,730 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Giant Surprise by Vampiricyoshi reviews
13-year-old Ellie takes a turn into the abandoned part of her hometown in Tranquility and she is attacked; however she receives help from an unusual source. She later learns secrets about her family that maybe could've waited for later. No specific world.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Arcee, Ironhide
Dynamite and Drabble by SavvyEnigma reviews
Drabble (actually it's more bits and pieces) from Bayverse and G1, mostly Bayverse with G1 characters. T for safety. Sum. edited but needs more work...Wheeljack apparently agrees with me. *"I think it needs some modifications," he said at last. "Now, where did my arm go?"*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 2/11/2011
Human Lover by Jade Sayre reviews
Sam had two loves in her life, science and cars. Meeting the Cybertronians? Awesome. Finding out they were in love with her and they wanted her as a mate. . . at least they're all hot. Fem!Sam/Mechs
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,812 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sam W.
Touching The Past by Inkcrafter reviews
(Based on rp with friend Rian-Moeru) The groundbridge needed some repairs. No problem, right? But when the 'bots and their human friends are transported to the past, they find that they're really hating the groundbridge now. But is it really a bad thing? Now they're learning more about Jack in one day than in months! Jack and Optimus father-son moments.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Optimus Prime, Jack D. - Complete
AutoLife by MoreThanMeetsTheEye231 reviews
It was an ordinary summer night. A small earthquake woke me up, or so I thought. I started to hear strange noises, so I went outside to investigate. From that moment on my life was definitely, more than meets the eye! Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 99 - Words: 100,505 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
Pieces and Pieces by Inkcrafter reviews
(So this is a oneshot my friend Rian Moeru and I wrote, enjoy!) Jack had no clue from the beginning what was happening, but each day he was getting closer into becoming something inhuman. Something that Megatron has wished to have for vorns. A SON. And now he may just have that. But Jack isn't too thrilled about it. Father/son with Megatron and Jack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Megatron, Jack D. - Complete
Curious By Nature by Gelly619 reviews
Getting by in life was tough enough for this young woman, but when the terror twins are thrown into her life how will she cope? Rewrite of Curiosity Hung the Hacker SidesxOCxSunny Rating for wiggle room.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,761 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Guide to Living with Cybertronians by PasadenaMurdock reviews
The name says it all!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
Brawn's Biggest Fear by Cara Lea reviews
Once, long ago, Brawn had been bonded to who would become the worst Decepticon to ever walk the face of the planets. But they had long-since outgrown each other, preferring to stick to their own paths. That is, until Brawn finds himself a new mate. Megatron/Brawn with a little Windcharger/Brawn.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Brawn, Windcharger - Complete
What Lights the Fire by Cara Lea
Everyone knows that Jazz and Prowl love each other, or that Bluestreak and Sideswipe are rather close. But when Windcharger displays a liking for the strong warrior, Brawn can't even stand to talk about what might be holding him back. What's Brawn's secret? Why does he hate the Decepticons so much?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Brawn, Windcharger - Complete
Registration by RatchetSS2 reviews
Prowl has been working with Prime and his team for a while, as the excitement of being a new bondmate has made him wish the war would stop. Being put in charge of the Autobot's registration has made him focus more, also on how his life would soon change. Meet all the Autobots! First and last names. File them. Get to know each other, he would say and be told. Your future lies ahead.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Dark Secrets by Transformersfan123 reviews
The Autobots are Sam's only friends in the world, but he can't completely trust them. He doesn't trust anybody because of a dark secret he's been hiding... It's got a different storyline from the movies but the same characters. T for violence and language
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Beyond Sound by Inkcrafter reviews
Jack was loyal to the 'bots, it was obvious in his action and words. But when Soundwave crashes, injured and close to offlining, Jack can't help but aid the mech. Now the former 'con is determined to befriend the unique human. Though kidnapping the teen might not have been the best way to go about it! Read and review. Not yaoi, just brotherly fluff later!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,822 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Jack D., Soundwave
My Life With Tiny Autobots And Decepticons by BonnieKF7 reviews
The Autobots and Decepticons mysteriously get shrunk down to smaller than a human's hand. They learn how to live tiny with a human.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012
When the Mechs Get Bored by JaAm reviews
Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Decepticons Getting High by Airachnid-Femme reviews
Epilogue, Energon High Guys. Decepticons discover coffengon. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Megatron - Complete
Structure of Origins by Neko-Former reviews
Ratchet and Ironhide are two little younglings who have been abused and abandoned by their creators. Will they survive alone in the streets? Will anyone notice them? And why would their creators beat them like that? Read to find out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,583 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Ratchet, Ironhide
Energon High Guys by Airachnid-Femme reviews
WheelJack invents coffengon! It is very similar to human coffee and has the same results. He decides to put it in the daily rations. Big mistake. One-Shot Happy Fourth of July!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Que/Wheeljack, Optimus Prime - Complete
New Beginning by Ayngel
After the Unicron war, Cliffjumper suffers over the loss of his fellow minibots. Having come into possession of something Bumblebee believes Cliffjumper should have, Bee visits him - with unexpected and rather nice results.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Bumblebee, Cliffjumper - Complete
Curiosity Hung the Hacker by Gelly619 reviews
DISCONTINUED, BEING REWRITTEN! NEW STORY UP, CHECK MY PROFILE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,985 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Evelyn's Guidelines when living in NEST by MARZ009J reviews
Evelyn: For the safety and sanity of both humans and Autobots please read! XD ::Read the Family Bloodlines first so you guys won't be confused of who Evelyn is referring to, enjoy!::
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011
Humanized trilogy: Book 1 ihumanized by autobotgirl12328 reviews
The transformers, both bots and cons, find themselves in a problem when they become human! Now with the help of Carly, Sam, and Freddie, can the Autobots find a way to change back and protect themselves and their new friends from the Decepticons?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,434 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Story of A Girl by Kuro Rotasu reviews
16-year-old DJ is a kunoichi with nothing worth living for. She's a broken and caged bird inside, despite the tough appearance. Can the Autobots mend this girl's broken spirit back together? Or is it too late to save what's left of her mind?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2012
When nothing else fits by hummergrey reviews
Wheeljack experiments, Twin pranks, Barricade, Decepticon drones, Prime problems, Ironhide and Chromia coupling, Annabelle, and Mikeala a nurse to Simmons? Short, funny adventure stories to make you smile. Rated T for suggestive elements, robotic swearing
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 19,189 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Ironhide, Arcee
Harmony In Disarray by Shade Penn reviews
AU.All the Russo's ecept for Alex and Leigh die in Mission City. the two siblings now have to cope with their loss, and giant alient robots. It gets even more intersting when the Allspark energy has fused with one of them.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 24,011 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Alex R., Jazz
Different Pebble by Decepticon Chick reviews
Pebble's is a sparkling who is afraid of Autobot's. Why is that? She is found by Decepticon's were she discover's so much being with them. This is her story and her advancher has just started. I don't own Transformers. Pebbles belong's to me. Please R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 100,350 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Ironhide, Skywarp, OC - Complete
PURRfect by Navirra reviews
There's no better way to cure boredom then by going out of your way to annoy someone. Especially when it's a certain Second in Command.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Frenzy, Rumble, Skywarp, Starscream - Complete
A Change In The Wind by ZephyrX9 reviews
Grimlock reflects on how similar the Technobots are to former Ark members.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Grimlock - Complete
Living with Autobots for Dummies by tyrantqueenofcons reviews
Well who says it'll be easy huh?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Wailing in the Night by CNightJoy reviews
A strange noise is keeping a sparkling Bumblebee awake at night. Is it a monster that wants to get him? G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Bumblebee, Bluestreak - Complete
Maze Prank Scares by blackeden85 reviews
Sam and Leo gets a wild idea for a hilarious prank to pull on their friends and the Autobots. Wild discretion advised for hilarity.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
The Shard by ScreamGurl reviews
I was just a normal girl with normal problems...until that day when the neighbor lady next to us gave me something; something that belonged to my mother before she died. But what i didn't know is that it would change my life...forever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,635 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Optimus Prime
Daughter of the Autobots by Blatherskite3 reviews
Life has a funny way of working out sometimes. -G1- Adopted from CherryBlossom713.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,862 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Be Careful by Darkpanik reviews
The Autobots are preparing to roll out into battle to a young girl's dismay. One-shot set in G1. Rate K if rating needs to be changed for any reason, please tell me
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Lessons in Art by SavvyEnigma reviews
Expanded drabble. Sam has a secret, Sunstreaker finds out and does something about it. What secret? Hint, read the title. Or the story. I found it amusing, but that's just me. Maybe you have a dif. opinion. Yes, my summary sucks. T for safety. Sum.edited
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sam W.
To Stop the unstoppable force by 91Silver reviews
Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. An unstoppable force who could not be stopped in his strive for peace and justice, even in the face of the toughest opponents. And yet, here he was, being blocked on highway 198, by a tiny four legged organic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Reunited by Sassbrat reviews
Bumblebee was always down when mail came and no one knew why until Prowl does some snooping around and discovers more then he thought that he knew about his yellow teammate. ideas are always welcomed. reposted chapter 26 do to some confusion.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 71,042 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
50 things NOT to do by glompmeXD reviews
A list of 50 things sunstreaker and sideswipe are not allowed to do in and out of the base
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
A Glitchhead's Guide to Surviving on Earth by tyrantqueenofcons reviews
Feel like living with Decepticons? Here is a simple rule book on how to...um...live.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Dirty Dozen by DragonDancer5150 reviews
Mess with one, and you mess with them all. That includes their creator. G1 cartoon continuity, pre-canon. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Wheeljack, Bumblebee - Complete
Eloise by Storm racer reviews
Eloise has just spent Christmas and New year with her family and is now returning back to university. Her journey back starts off uneventful but that quickly changes. What happens to her? and how does she save an Autobot femme? May become a T later
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Earth Survivors: Tranquility, NV by Dracannia reviews
My name is Zikya Zia. My city was attacked at 12:23 A.M. Pacific and I’m a survivor. --Series' summary inside--
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,427 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Equals in Inequality by Indigo Flare reviews
Sam is angry and ashamed of humanity. Optimus shows him that despite humanity's short-comings, he has a lot to be proud of. NOT A PAIRING.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
IHistory by Self Proclaimed KoC reviews
The iCarly gang go to Smithson High for a history trip. Meeting the Griffin gang and get tangled up in a web of mystery and danger as they unravel secrets to a scroll left behind since the crusades. Along with all the trouble they find out more of each...
Crossover - iCarly & Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,250 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010
View of the Sapphire Sea by GenericDude reviews
An insomnia ridden Meta Knight seeks solace during the night at his favourite location, when a certain girl appears to offer her comfort. One-shot, Meta Knight/Tiff. A remake of my first fanfic, hope you enjoy!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Meta-Knight, Fumu/Tiff - Complete
In Loco Mortis by AzarDarkstar reviews
Prequel to Intersection. In place of death, there is life. But Sam Witwicky must decide how much trouble and frustration his own is worth. Loyalty has limits. So does friendship. Onesided Bee/Sam.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,394 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Brothers Forever by Blatherskite3 reviews
The ultimate sacrifice has been made. Drabble/deathfic. -G1-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Serenity by DoceoPercepto reviews
Another small one-shot from the Accident, Meta Knight's POV again. The stoic knight is interrupted while reading by the joyful little pink puffball. Sort of adorable and serious at the same time... NOT slash.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Meta-Knight, Kirby - Complete
Sari's day on Cybertron by sweetyamiyugigirl reviews
When Sari finds herself in a strange hallway, she finds an injured Ultra Magnus and a Decepticon spy, but the spy is the least of her worries. Story is better than it sounds. I don't own tranformers or Beast Wars or any of the characters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,870 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sari S.
37 things by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
If the transformers had an elevator...?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
Dove by AutobotGirl6 reviews
Dove was an outcast, a freak of nature. All she has is God and Transformers. After leaving home, she finds that TFs are truly real! Now stuck in a war between good and evil, she must carry out her destiny and save the Universe before Dcons end everything
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,715 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009
Gone by DesMiro reviews
AU Oneshot. Edited/Revised. Autobots and Decepticons pull together to stop a common foe. The price for victory is high, as one Decepticon found out all too well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Shoots and Ladders by Lnzy1 reviews
G1. Sometimes first impressions aren’t always the right ones, but around the Ark, one truth remains firm and everlasting: When in doubt, duck. Spike centric series of related one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,757 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Spike W.
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
91 Cents to a Million Friendship by serindarkwolf19 reviews
Dawn Adams hates her life, her job, living with her jerk of a stepfather, and she's despised at school. And then she meets an unusual driver of a Corvette Stingray and everything changes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,378 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sideswipe - Complete
Things Sam And Will Are Not Allowed by mecha-hunter reviews
The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
Forevermore by Lucky-9-Rose reviews
His whole life revolved around fighting and death; for that lifestyle to disappear defined in his opinion he was of no use to anyone else. What value does a soldier possess when there is no battle ahead? Meta Knight x Tiff
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Meta-Knight, Fumu/Tiff - Complete
Loss by optimus prime 007 reviews
AU One shot fic dealing with the destruction of Praxus where Prowl is a sparkling and Jazz is best friends with his older brother Smokescreen. Tissues may be required. Does have a happy ending. Only some minor TF swear words. G1 Verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Raising a Human by Aquaformer reviews
A lost Orphan is founf by the Autobots, but all is not quite as it seems. Requested by a watcher on DA. Warning: sexual themes, slash, some violence, mention of nonconsentual acts.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Mary, Quite Contrary by MariaShadow reviews
G1. Proof that it is possible for a normal female high school student to come into contact with the Transformers and not fall in love.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009
Its the Great Pumpkin, Sam Witwicky! by The Broken Blessing reviews
Post ROTF: When Lennox has to make a quick stop to pick pumpkins up for Annabelle and himself, the Autobots, with a little word from Bumblebee, decide that they want to try their hand at pumpkin carving.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
The Black Shadow by Scottwave reviews
Gears and Halloween. And something else tagging along for the ride.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Gears, Carly W. - Complete
Meet the cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been six months since the battle of Mission city. Sam Witwicky thinks everything will settle down just for a while but how wrong he was...especially since his cousin comes to town. Not to mention she has secrets of her own. Jazz/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,502 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Affliction by bumblebee84 reviews
G1: Brawn takes a shot for Optimus Prime and ends up neither dead or alive. Weird things are happening to him. The only one that can see him is a girl named Avery. This young human may be the only one that can bring Brawn back to life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Brawn
Journey to Oregon by Krystel of Elaria reviews
Tara and Jen return home to find that their friend Alia has died, shortly after an attack on the city. They contact Spike and Carly and head to Oregon to find out exactly happened to her, and decide what to do next with Alia's killer still on the loose...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009
A Collection of CrackFics II by Arctic Banana reviews
Everyone's favorite Transformers are back for more zany crackiness. Contains a lot of insomnia-induced insanity. Read at your own risk...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
The Epic Parody by xStitchesOnMyHeartx reviews
My first fanfic EVER! Please r&r. Crossover between G1 T-ransformers and Spongebob. Actually a whole lot funnier than what it sounds like.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Raising Holi by Fatala reviews
A five year old girl's life was torn apart when the Decepticons attacked her town. What will happen to her now?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,419 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Optimus Prime
Unexpected Circumstances by Airstrike reviews
For once in their life, the twins realise that its up to them to save some teammates. But the rescue mission becomes a little more dire when its the Saboteur and Tactician... Rubbish summary o-o R&R Friendly!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
Girl Behaviour by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Formerly known as Curiosity. A bit on the crack side. Spike and Bumblebee witness something... intriguing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bumblebee, Spike W. - Complete
Transformers Dictionary by Pagen Godess reviews
A list of terms that every Transformers fan has to know. Ordered A-Z with bold capital letters seperating each section make finding a word easier.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008
Rain of Minnesota by Krystel of Elaria reviews
What would you do if after you met an Autobot your life just seemed to totally spiral out of control. Not only that but you and your friends soon find out that you're actually Autobots thought to have died millions of years ago!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,160 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
You Didn't Even Bother To Ask by alabaster-demon
...If You Could Keep It, Did You? An old b-day gift fic for the Perceptor-loving kirin-saga. Starring Brawn, Perceptor, and Perceptor's latest science project. Guess what Brawn's job was before the war? Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Brawn, Perceptor - Complete
The Choice by pikachu13 reviews
A human girl named Marina wants to become a Transformer like her Autobot friends, but when she gets her wish, the Decepticons make it unpleasant for her. What will she do when she finds out the change might be permanent? Takes place in the G1 universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Tracks - Complete
Intersection by AzarDarkstar reviews
Ficlet series. Sequel to Iniquity's Enigma. But sometimes, the universe exhales and takes a different route. And Bee is left dazed and dazzled, pondering what it all means. Onesided Bee/Sam.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,155 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Chrysalis by Ape32 reviews
G1, S2, AU. Spike's life is changed forever by a single act of vengeance. Now he must adapt, or lose not only his mind and his friends... but his very soul as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,717 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007
A Collection of CrackFics by Arctic Banana reviews
A series of movie-verse crack-fics inspired by my and my sister's bizarre thought-processes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Transformers Collateral Damage by Lnzy1 reviews
The splitting and consquent scattering of a great power scource known only as the Artifact pulls four innocent, and somewhat unwilling, beings into chaos. One of them, a young girl who finds herself the object of interest of the two waring factions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 50 - Words: 135,315 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
It takes a village by Lnzy1 reviews
G1 offshot. They say it takes a village to raise a child...well what about a detachment of Autobots?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Snapshots by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]A thousand words can paint a picturebook of memories, just like its done here. PostTFTM.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Photograph by T.L. Arens reviews
G1 Part of the Matrix Dreams verse. Optimus Prime befriends an ill child and learns something about himself. Two tissue warning here.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Optimus Prime, Rodimus Prime - Complete
What If by pitaC89 reviews
What if Dr. Onishi had died before he was rescued. What would have happened to Koji? What's Koji's stepmom up to? What is Scourge's role in this?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,456 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Optimus Prime, Koji O. - Complete
Transformers Reloaded: The Strength of a Friend by Rodimus Prime87 reviews
I don't own the Reloaded Universe at all! But this story is based off of the events in the Reloaded movie fic which I'm a BIG fan of. As for the plot, the story focuses on Perceptor, who is mourning the loss of his best friend of twenty years. Read and re
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2005
Goodbye by MariaShadow reviews
G1- Post TFTM. Saying goodbye is never easy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2005
Liberation by Redone reviews
LukeVader on Death Star II: a missing scene from near the end of ROTJ
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
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Holiday Cheers reviews
It's that time of year again and everyone is preparing to celebrate. But when choices of words are said, will it ruin the special day for the Autobots and the Yeagers? Obviously not. Rated T for swearing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1 - Optimus Prime, OC - Complete
Falling Apart reviews
Sequel to How Much More Abnormal Can My Life Get? It's been a while since Sandra has stayed in the Transformers world, already forming a family of her own. But lately, enemies of her own world have been appearing and attacking her and the Autobots. When she slowly discover the truths of these attacks, Sandra slowly falls into her concealed grief.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, OC
One Universal Adventure reviews
Semi-sequel to How Much More Abnormal Can My Life Get? Just because Sandra is now permanently living in the G1 Universe doesn't mean the adventures are over. This time she and her cousins are sent to the Movie-verse following a space bridge activation, but who is to say that they were safe?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012
Forever Intertwined reviews
As a fan of Transformers, did you ever have the desire to be sent to a world where Transformers exist? Well, along with two new friends, I got my wish. Sure, getting newfound powers and meeting your favorite characters is cool, but becoming the enemy's new targets is definitely not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013
Destiny Among the Stars reviews
Chan-Juan "Luna" Lin never expected anything abnormally exciting in her wealthy, sheltered life. It all changed when one of her cousins introduced her to the Autobots. Now a part of their war, Luna fights alongside her cousins and the Autobots...but finds herself falling in love with the enemy. RumbleXOCXFrenzy. Warning: Contains swearing and possible sexual content.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,108 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Rumble, Frenzy
New Year's Eve Surprises reviews
She just wanted to go to sleep. They weren't going to let her miss the countdown until the new year. RumbleXOCXFrenzy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
How Much More Abnormal Can My Life Get? reviews
15 year old Transfan Sandra and 3 of her cousins somehow have wound up in the middle of nowhere. They soon discover that they are now in the Transformers G1 world! But with the Decepticons mainly and only after her, what's a God-in-training to do?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 47,460 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Transformers? reviews
I don't know what happened, but when I woke up I was in some sort of giant prison. Then there was this giant gray robot who called me a pet of the 'Autobots' and that they are 'Decepticons'. Why does this seem so familiar?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012
The Enemy Within reviews
It was just an accident involving Dark Energon, nothing more. Now Sandra finds herself under the influence of the Lord of Chaos and forced to turn against those whom she care for deeply, slowly descending to evil. Only time will tell if the Autobots can save their human friend or forever lose her to the darkness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Unicron
Life with the Autobots reviews
I knew that my life would never be the same after meeting the Transformers, but who would've thought it would be this wacky and adventrous?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012
What the Slag Did I Say? reviews
He really has to lay off on the high grade, especially in front of his charge. Side story to Ultima.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Brawn - Complete
Ultima reviews
"Stupid girl," the figure chuckled. "No matter how far you run and hide you will never escape the horror that is your reality. Furthermore, you cannot protect those...machines forever."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Brawn, Bumblebee
How I Met the Autobots reviews
It was almost near the end of my 8th grade year and I looked forward to having a great summer. But then, I saw something life-changing and all because of my stupid curiosity...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete
Sadness and Comfort reviews
Sandra just wanted to be left alone for a while after learning her cousin has passed away last night, fortunately a certain Autobot visits to comfort her. Takes place in the future story Life with the Autobots and How I Met the Autobtos storyline.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Bumblebee - Complete
Sandra reviews
Several one-shot stories where Debbie, Calvin, and Nelson teach the Autobots more about their quiet human ally. Side story to How Much More Abnormal Can My Life Get? Ch. 6: The Autobots finally learn about the bag that Sandra constantly wears.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011
A Transfan's Loyalty reviews
Something I had to do for English class. But I decided to share it with all of you! It's suppose to be a sonnet about what I love, and Transformers is something I love!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Complete