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Joined 05-31-11, id: 2951988, Profile Updated: 03-30-12
Author has written 6 stories for Glee, Alex Rider, X-overs, Naruto, and X-Men: The Movie.

My name's Jalpha, and despite this being a new account, I am by no means new to fanfiction. I intend to upload frequently, and prefer to stay within certain fandoms. I have no qualms about reading/writing smut, but do not ask me to write a story containing a Mary Sue. :) I draw that line there. I do enjoy writing psychological stories, smut or not. But I do like reading a parody just as much as any other author.

I'm a fourteen year old American who is much more mature than other people my age. Do not underestimate me.

Fandoms I write write for:

Glee, Death Note, Criminal Minds, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Jak and Daxter, Star Wars, Bones, Star Trek, The Big Bang Theory, Alex Rider, Green Day, MCR, and some misc. others. I will mass upload in the next few weeks because I'm on summer break, but I will be inactive from June 26 to July 16 because of a writing course I'm taking. Ironic, right?

Enjoy my stories, and don't feel the need to stop flaming for my sake. A pitiful review won't hurt my feelings. In fact, it'll make my day. :)

...I take requests. I write for quite a number of slash and straight fandoms and pairings. If you request a story, chances are I'll be able to do it.

Update March 13th, 2012: I still need a beta, someone willing to edit slash and willing to tell me when my writing sucks. I broke past my writer's block, so there'll be quite a few updates in the near future.

Update March 30th, 2012: Hah, bitches, it's me, I'm - I'm here. For you. Again.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12795 - Favs: 15,948 - Follows: 14,719 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7474 - Favs: 3,591 - Follows: 3,368 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Expectations by Von reviews
Sequel to Revelations. Jak's Dark has been balanced by Light. His secret is known. War comes to Spargus. Jak needs to step up and be the Mar his people need... but Mar died a long time ago.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,859 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Jak M., Damas M.
The Campaign Man by QueenY C reviews
Kurt Hummel is 25 and unemployed despite his big city dreams. Blaine Anderson is 30 and on the road to being the youngest and most controversial senator in history. Together, they are about to defy all the odds.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,648 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped! by WhiteRoseRed reviews
Blaine had no idea that a simple game of hide and seek could lead him to spend 48 hours locked in a cupboard with Kurt. What do you do when you're trapped like that? As tension rises, feeling are confessed. Lots of awkwardness and very fluffy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,989 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We're Sick Like Animals by porcelain bird reviews
In a society where human animal hybrids run amok, Alphas are the dominant species, over humans, or Beta hybrids. An Alpha needs a Beta to feel complete, to feel whole. Blaine needs Kurt to be complete. Another wolf!Blaine fic!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,002 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
It Was This Big! by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Brittany accidentally tells the Glee club about her little sexual endevor with Kurt. Blowjobs. Bondage? One shot. Smut. Kurtanny. Oral sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
Christmas Shoes by Scarlet Letters reviews
Eight years ago Kurt Hummel's mother died, and this Christmas Glee Club is in for a shocker. Oneshot
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Lies We Tell Ourselves by boldlikeblack reviews
The evolution of Dave Karofsky from Shomance to Never Been Kissed.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
A Slice of Reality Drabble by lulunabo reviews
Complete, so to speak. Drabble where Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are thrown into a different parallel world were Team 7 has not been broken by Orochimaru yet. This is just a slice of basically fluff. WARNINGS: Narusasu and fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Musings of a GermanAmerican Piano Guy by Spookykat reviews
Brad the Piano Guy has a last name and a lot to say about the kids he's worked with all year.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Brad - Complete
Depression by Fairylust reviews
Some years after the Kira Case. Near is depressed and wants to die. Yes, he's hit rock bottom. Mello has come back after three years of playing dead & Rodger/Watari has a fiendish plan. Warning: Rape, abuse, cursing, etc. R&R. TWO-SHOT
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Completely Non Awesome Adventures of a MarySue by xElementFivex reviews
Jessica is a young girl who gets sucked into the Death Note world and-wait? What do you mean no one cares?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009
The Reality in a Kick by the Sin Hunter Alchemist reviews
Minato is struck with the realization that he's going to be a father. His child is real. It's his boy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Harry Potter Haiku by Nutrigrain Fruitspray reviews
Harry writes a haiku about the story of his life. And wow is it accurate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Other Way Around by Bjanik reviews
Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,427 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Muggle Pants by Nutrigrain Fruitspray reviews
Archie's point of view of what happened with the pants at the Quidditch World Cup. Random oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Find my son by Blazichu reviews
We all know something no one believes Damas did and never would, right? Well, maybe what we think isn't the truth...-Noobfic-
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Damas M. - Complete
Force Bond 3: Son by KittandChips reviews
Third in the series of an AU where Luke is raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is getting older and struggling to come to terms with what awaits in the future.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,715 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Force Bond 1: Orphan by KittandChips reviews
AU After Owen and Beru are killed by a mysterious stranger, young Luke ends up as an orphan on Coruscant. It's a race against time as Obi-Wan struggles to find Luke before Vader realizes the boy is his son.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,831 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 7/9/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Force Bond 2: Threat by KittandChips reviews
Luke finds himself moving in with a moody, secluded Sith Lord who is also his newly found father. Vader has his own set of challenges to overcome, as he struggles to come to terms with his fatherhood.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,739 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 8/31/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Mary Sueism by MadEye1200 reviews
How the Hogwarts girls deal with Mary Sues
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Force Bond 4: Jedi by KittandChips reviews
AU. Fourth in a series where Luke has been raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is caught between his loyalty and love for the man who raised him, and his desire not to become a Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,975 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
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Nightmares reviews
A final battle brings out the worst in both Erik and Charles. WARNING, non graphic rape scene, references to child abuse, and one bad word. IN PROGRESS
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Runaway reviews
Naruto AU- Naruto is a teenage runaway trying to escape his abusive stepfather and addict mother. He hitches a ride down the California coast, and meets an angry teen who might just need Naruto to keep living. Slash SasuNaru Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mistakes at Christie Road reviews
Not technically rated M, but lots of swearing. Based off of real life events, except that the slash is fabricated. Mike Dirnt/Billie Joe Armstrong SLASH Green Day- goes along with the song Christie Road
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Broken reviews
Just a little drabble. With the help of Yassen, Alex looses feeling. Very dark, mature content SLASH
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Operation: Seduce the Gay Kid reviews
Brittana are on a mission: to get some from Kurt. Blaine thinks it's hilarious, and Kurt can't take any more torture. Smutty one-shot. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Can you feel the lightning? reviews
Klaine takes the next step during a summer storm. Smutty one-shot. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete