The Ryanne
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Joined 05-31-11, id: 2952120, Profile Updated: 09-07-12
Author has written 10 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Death Note, Alice in Wonderland, My Little Pony, and Ouran High School Host Club.

I swear sometimes...Don't like?: Don't read, and you'll be a-okay.

I know my author's notes are super massive and annoying, so don't feel forced to read them

I hate that one MelloxMatt/MattxMello (whatever you want it to be) story that I have, and I plan on taking it down because it's basically just a depressed rant. It'll be gone just as soon as I plan on putting up a new story so that I can have an even number...

And, I know my writing sucks, so leave me a review saying why it sucks, and I'll fix it. I promise. If you review then I'll love you as much as you'd ever want someone like me to love you...and then some...So, basically, I'll turn stalker. Unless you don't like stalker. In which case, I'll ignore you.

So, a bit about me: I have no life, and thus am a very boring person You don't want to read about me...OH! But I do have the same birthday as Russia from Hetalia, which is pretty cool considering that he's always been my favorite Hetalia character (even before I knew the whole birthday thing).

Oh, and I'm not so amazing at spelling, as you can probably tell XD I would die without spell check. Seriously.

The only time I really watch CSI is when it's a Sqweegel rerun. Because I love him. Yet I hate Yagami Raito, and they seem to have the same moral values...

Random things about me (not that you care):

Hobbies: Procrastinating...I'll type up the rest of my hobbies some time later.

Favorite Thing About Myself: My handwriting. It's fucking epic, I don't even care about the number of teachers who can't read it because it's "too fancy."

Something I Find Annoying: When I accidentally tell someone about something that annoys me, then they won't stop doing it.

Favorite Number: Four. Which is why I put four questions XD

Okay: Stuff on my continuation fan fics (I've shortened some of the titles here):

Ouran Death Note Club: Doesn't look like this baby's going in any direction anytime soon.

Wammy's Boys' Disneyland Adventure: I will try to update soon!

MLP fic (the one that has a name that I can't remember right now because the names of my fics all suck): I'm workin' on it, I swear!

By the way, I'm aware of how extremely lame the names of my stories are, I really don't understand how I can make them suck so very, very much. It just happens, I'm sorry! In fact, WBDA was originally saved as a document called "Wammy's Boys' Disneyland Adventure-Until I Can Think of a Better Name." I'm not even kidding.

Put your Ipod on shuffel and copy down the song:

Opening Credits: This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race – Fall Out Boy (Good start. I love this song.)

Birth: Welcome Home (Sanitarium) – Bullet for My Valentine (Uh….Okay then….)

First Day at School: I Don’t Think Now Is The Best Time – Hans Zimmer (Uh, yeah, that’s from the third Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack XD)

Falling in Love: American Eulogy: Mass Hysteria/Modern World – Green Day (Lots of mass hysteria)

Fight Song: Burin’ for You – Blue Oyster Cult (Oh my god XD Yeah, I kinda had my sister’s old iphod for a while, so when I got my new one I just downloaded her stuff onto my new one, and this was one of her songs that I kept XD But, lol, so perfect XD)

Breaking Up: Move Along – The All-American Rejects (the title’s good advice.)

Prom: Times Like These – Foo Fighters

Life: Top of the World – The All-American Rejects (I think I should be offended….)

Mental Breakdown: Never Give in – Black Veil Brides (Oh my god, I didn’t even know I still had them in my ipod XD But, wow, if I’m having a breakdown then I must have given in….)

Driving: A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More “Touch Me” – Fall Out Boy

Flashback: Changes – David Bowie (my ipod is a GENIUS!)

Wedding: Jet Pilot – System of a Down (;D)

Birth Of Child: Cosmos (Outer Space) – t.A.T.u (I’m takin’ the kid and we’re goin’ to space!!!!)


Final Battle: World So Cold – Three Days Grace (Not their best song, if you ask me.)

Death Scene: Under Pressure – David Bowie (I was pressured into dying, obviously.)

Funeral: Miss Murder – AFI (Oh thanks.)

End Credits: I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me – Fall Out Boy

(So much Fall Out boy on my ipod, I love it XD But the ones that came up were from the same CD….)

Sims 2 forever! Sims 3 just doesn't live up to it.

I've decided that, in the future, if I don't die in an interesting enough way, then I'm coming back.

"I know I'm not you average 'cool guy,' but if we could just sit and talk for a while..." The Stalker (Hunter Valantine)

"Believe that lives can change, that you're not stuck in vein." Tonight Tonight (Smashing Pumpkins)

"All day, staring at the ceiling, making friends with shadows on the wall. And all night, hearing voices telling me that I should get some sleep, because tomorrow might be good for something. Hold on, I'm feeling like I'm headed for a breakdown, and I don't know why." Unwell (Matchbox 20)

Arthur: "We could talk about normality until the cows come home."

Ford: "What's normal?"

Trillian: "What is home?"

Zaphod: "What're cows?" (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie. I can't remember if it was in the book.)

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Memory Shall Remain by Ara Vitus reviews
The infamous jigsaw killer is now testing the countries of the world instead of each individual human. Who will survive and how will they cope with the lose of their fallen? Fail summary, I know, but I fixed it up from the original.
Crossover - Saw & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,682 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/7/2011
Second Chances by Spades 44 reviews
Crime doesn't stop just because you're dead. Set in the afterlife. L catches bad guys, eats cake, falls in love, and is haunted by a giant evil skeleton. Very, very slow meandering romance. Naomi/Raye. Matt/Mello. L/someone familiar.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 449,968 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010 - L - Complete
Syzygy by Phillippeoloppoclobboloire reviews
A touching story of royal sibling rivalry. Awesomeness included.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012
How To Annoy Death Note by AbyssQueen reviews
It's been done half a billion times... BUT IDC! :D On hiatus, Sorry guys
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,321 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011
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Far From Home reviews
The ponies are transported into the real world as part of an evil plot. Can their friendship survive the chaotic world they're sent to? Can they?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack
Wammy's Boys' Disneyland Adventure reviews
L takes Mello, Matt, Near, and Beyond Birthday to Disneyland. Why?: In an attempt to try to make them "normal" and "not crazy." Like that'll work. Rated T for language. Lots of it in some chapters, little bits of it in others.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,174 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - L, Mello
Revenge Against Rodger reviews
While at Wammy's, Rodger takes away the boys' favourite things to try to give them some culture. As if they'd just let that happen. First chapter is a bit of a downer, but after that it's mostly a comedy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Mello, Matt
Beyond's Birthday Massacre reviews
Beyond's childhood and first murders before going to Wammy's. Proof that shinigamis shouldn't always be trusted. Rated T for blood and chid abuse.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - BB - Complete
There's No Safety in the Dark reviews
Light Yagami has to pay for all the wrong he did when he was alive. If you are a Kira supporter, then you might not like this, so be warned.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Light Y.
Light in Wonderland A Death Note Parody reviews
Light gets thrown into a wonderland, and the most important thing is!-his hair? Rated T for language.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Light Y. - Complete
Five Dollars from Fate reviews
Vash is emotionally scarred after the death of his younger sister. Warnings: Abuse, and use of adult language at one point.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Switzerland - Complete
Death Note Host Club reviews
All the Ouran High School Host Club members get traded with Death Note characters! And by all the Host Club members, I mean all but Haruhi, who has to deal with all the madness. Slight MelloxMatt, nothing hard-core.
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - L, Haruhi F.
I Don't Want to Love You, But I Can't hate You reviews
Mello doesn't know if he really likes Matt, or if it's just teenaged hormones. Rated teen for slight language not too much .
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Cold December's Memories reviews
Germany is suffering from painful flashbacks. Total angst on my opinion of how Germany reacts to Prussia's death as a country the character, though, will live on always . Fist published fanfic, so please be nice .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Germany