ObssessiveMarmoset
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Hey there! My name is ObssessiveMarmoset (on here, at least) , but call me what you will. I'm very obsessive, as my name implies. I especially like marmosets... It's a long story. I've got lots of fanfics, but typing and I are mortal enemies. I think I possibly have insomnia. Or I just like to stay up late, either way >.> I do have eczema though. It sucks. And my eyes are really bad. When people try on my glasses they say things like "are you blind?!", "it's like I'm on drugs!", and "oh my god, your left eye is horrible". The left eye thing is cuz of ambliopia, which I have no idea how to spell. And I'm nearsighted in my right eye now. I'm really into Greek mythology and history. I guess I'm not the best tempered person in the world. My favorite song right now is The Dreadful Lullaby by Snow White's Poison Bite.\. I don't support Draco abuse. I get really bad head-aches. I like penguins, snakes, and owls! I admit I am somewhat of a socially awkward loner and like to stay at home. I'm really paranoid and I think way too much. If I use the word 'meh' I most likely mean 'my' or 'me'. My computer is constantly trying to update and I'm like "Hell to the no, you just updated ten minutes ago!". I smack myself when I get excited, and not a lot of people seem to understand that. I am a shameless fangirl. I actually went through my whole profile and I'm amazed at how much I've changed in like, three years. I'm a totally different person now. Well, almost. I'm really short. I get short jokes all day, every day. I've been called a gnome and probably numerous other things I'm forgetting. I swear, people probably think I own like, seven shirts. I pretty much wear the same ones every week, just in a different order. Plus, it's not my fault I'm wearing my Edwar Scissorhands shirt EVERY time I see my grandpa.


Lucian

Gryffindor

Daughter of Hephaestus

...I'm drawing a blank and can't think of anything else


So, a bit about my interests:

Books:Harry Potter, Cirque du Freak, The Demonata, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Hunger Games, Monster High, Twilight, House of Night (even though it drives me crazy), Artemis Fowl, To Kill a Mockingbird, Perfect Chemistry, Mazimum Ride, Origami Yoda books, 39 Clues, Uglies, The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight, The Night Circus, Modelland (One of my favorite books EVER), The Lady Grace Mysteries, Al Capone Does My Shirts, The Thirteen Treasures trilogy, Of Mice and Men, The Outsiders, Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children, The Phantom of the Opera, The Mortal Instruments, The Dark Is RIsig Sequence

(Yes I happen to enjoy books that may or may not be meant for twelve year old buys. Cuz I'm a thug. And I ain't goin' back to jail.)

Tv: Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Cold Case, CSI(all three), Toddlers and Tiaras, My Strange Addiction, Criminal Minds Suspect Behavior, Raising Hope, Traffic Light, The Closer, Lie To Me, Human Target, River Monsters, Rizzoli & Isles, The Closer, The Protector, Deadliest Catch, New Girl, Whitney, Body of Proof, Against the Wall(only cuz I like to make fun of it), The Big Bang Theory, RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag Race:Untucked, RuPaul's Drag U, Ben and Kate, The New Normal, Grimm, The Mindy Project, Adventure Time, Cheer Perfection, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Fatal Attractions, Jersey on Ice, 16 and Pregnant, Teen Mom, High School Moms, I'm Pregnant And..., I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, The Baby Wait, Secretly Pregnant (Don't judge my love of pregnant shows), Ink Master, Tattoo Nightmares, Once Upon A Time, Survivor, American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Killer Karaoke, The Following, The Bridge, Crown Chasers, Major Crimes, Dr. Phil (Do. Not. Judge. Me.)

Music-Papa Roach; My Chemical Romance; Blink-182; Plain White T's; Breaking Benjamin; Mest, Black Veil Brides; Simple Plan; Linkin Park; Adam Lambert; Carrie Underwood; Avril Lavigne; Sum 41; Panic! At the Disco; Good Charlotte; The Summer Set; The Downtown Fiction; Midnight Hour; Never Shout Never; Falling In Reverse; Escape the Fate; Modern Day Escape; Hollywood Undead; Avion Roe; Snow White's Poison Bite; Get Scared; Matt Toka; Alesana; Sleeping with Sirens; Pierce the Veil; Crown The Empire; Enter Shikari; All Time Low; Catching Your Clouds; Brokencyde; Blood on the Dance Floor; Jefree Star; False Puppet; Farewell,My Love; Framing Hanley; Greeley Estates; Marilyn Manson; LIGHTS; Marianas Trench; Nickelback; Taylor Swift; Owl City; One Direction; Poets of the Fall; The Rasmus; Three Days Grace; RuPaul; Tim McGraw; Cascada; Cher; We The Kings; Christina Aguilera; The Who; You Me At Six; New Years Day; A Skylit Drive; The Ready Set; MC Chris; Breathe Carolina; Ed Sheeran; Cher Lloyd; Daughtry; The Relapse Symphony; Family Force 5; The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus; Motionless in White; Bring Me The Horizon; 5 Years and Counting; SayWeCanFly; Late Nite Reading; The All-American Rejects; Buckcherry; Bowling For Soup; Paramore; Dare to Dream; Fall Out Boy; Ghost Town; Her Bright Skies; Issues; Kissing Candice; Scream The Dream; Chomp Chomp Attack! Set It Off; Echosmith; Of Mice & Men; I The Mighty; The Nearly Deads; Chunk! No, Captian Chunk!; William Control; William Beckett, Scary Kids Scaring Kids

My music taste has a very wide range. Music is my life.

Movies-lots:The Hangover, What About Bob?, The Sandlot, Burlesque, Night of the Comet, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Rocky, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Super 8, The Conspirator, The King's Speech, Pinapple Express, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Great Outdoors, Harry Potter movies, Practical Magic, Juno, Drop Dead Fred, The Fast and the Furious, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Lost Boys, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, My Neighnor Totoro, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Young Guns, Young Guns 2, 21 Jump Street; Tombstone, Les Mis, Welcome To The Sticks, The Intouchables

Words can not describe how much I love Master and Commander. My dad borrowed it from his friend and we watched it and now I'm like *fangirl!*. My favorite character is Hollom, no contest. So yeah. When my friends are doing things normal teenagers do, I'm at home watching a nautical movie set in 1805.That's why people don't let me pick movies. Because I'll most likely pick a long historical fiction movie.

I just adore Les Mis! SO MANY FEELS! I adore Javert. He is like...the most bestest thing. And he's played by Russell Crowe. I am very fond of Russell Crowe.

Animes:Death Note, Angel Beats!, Baccano!, Bakka and Test, Black Butler, Hetalia, Ouran High School Host Club, One Piece, Soul Eater (I love Crona so so so so so so much!), Air Gear' Fullmetal Alchemist

I LOVE DEATH NOTE!!!

I swear, my friends have probably gotten sick of it, but I got two of my friends hooked on it. They're twins, but I've always been able to tell them apart. Then they got their friend hooked on it who got HER friend hooked on it. I started a chain :3

In my group of friends, it has been established that L and Matsuda are mine(they're meh husbands), and Matt is my friend Jesse's.

Favorite Drag Queens from RuPaul's Drag Race:Willam Belli, Pandora Boxx, Sharon Needles, Latrice Royale, Jujubee, Chad Micheals, Morgan McMicheals, Delta Work, Shangela, Raven; Jade Jolie, Jinkx Monsoon, Ivy Winters (I ship Ivy and Jinkx so hard), Alyssa Edwars (Even though the whole Alyssa vs. Coco thing got super annoying)

Concerts I've been to: Cher, Jimmy Buffet(twice), Plain White T's, Taylor Swift, Blink-182 and My Chemical Romance ,Joan Jett, U2, The Whalers(this has been my least favorite. I was miserable.), and Falling in Reverse, Matt Toka, Pierce The Veil, Farewell My Love (I refuse to change the comas for Farewell, My Love, no matter how much I adore them!), Black Veil Brides, and I went to the Bryan Stars Tour 2.0 and it was the best thing ever oh my gosh like I can't even it was beautiful feels feels feels asdfghjkl;'

Hobbies: Reading, writing( I atempt to write stories althought they almost never get finished. I write poetry too.), drawing (just a little), listening to music, watching movies, and I admit I loves me some T.V.(i watched six hours of CSI once. That was a good, good night). I'm not a sports person. And recently I've found a love for yoga.

Things I DON'T like: stubby pencils, losing things(which I do all the time), when people borrow pens/ pencils and don't give them back even though I'm a total pessimist so I dont excpect them back in the first place, when people ask to borrow a piece of paper cuz it's not like they'll EVER give it back, when people ask me a question and when I answer they give that "...what?" look(It's like, "Hey, you approached me), when my earbuds fall out, when I'm reading and people I don't want to talk tpo try talking to me, public bathrooms, when my lips are chapped, when I break a nail(Yes, I have long nails. I like to keep them nice), makeup (I just don't have the patience for it), waking up, going to sleep, when I type in my computer password totally wrong, when YouTube stops working, being wrong, doing things wrong, P.E. (I hate P.E. with such a burning passion. My nubbley little legs can only handle so much.)

Favorite drink: Cream Soda, but I love pretty much all soda. Basically, if it's carbonated I will most likely drink it. I DO love tea though. And lemonade. Especially pink lemonade. I also quite enjoy Sobe life water. And normal water, on occasion.


Music is my boyfriend.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? I don't know.

People who say anythings possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off.

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If you’re obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (when my friend saw I was reading Harry Potter, her exact words were "Oh dear God. ...obsessed yet?" but then she read it too. Now she is also obsessed)

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Gavner, Larten, Sam, L, Watari, Aiber(actually, I SOBBED when Aiber died), Wedy, Noami, Castiel, Grabiel, Crowley-even if he didn't REALLY die-, Snape, Prim, Cinna, I could go on)

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This or that?

Harry or Ron? Ron. I started a Weasly Birgade of people who like him more.

Hermione or Ginny? Ginny

Neville or Seamus? I like both, but Neville wins.

Snape or Slughorn Snape

Fred or George? Fred. I don't know why,either.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/ Hermione (The pairing grew on me)

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione. I can't see Harry and Luna as a couple.

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Hermione/Harry? Hermione/Krum. I like that pairing.

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione I suppose

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? As much as I like Snape, James/Lily.

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Firewhiskey >.>

Zonko's or Weasly's Wizarding Wheezes? W.W.W.!

Hog's Head or Three Broomsticks? Hog's Head, just cuz of Aberforth

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts!

Hogsmeade or Diagon Ally? Diagon Ally. (Diagonally, snicker snicker). I think it'd be more interesting.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor

Bertie Bott's or Fizzing Whizbees? Whizbees!

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita Skeeter.

Gryffindor of Ravenclaw? Gryffindor

Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? Gryffindor

Gryffindor or Slytherin? Gryffindor

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw

Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Slytherin

Slytherin or Hufflepuff? Slytherin

Ginny or Luna? Luna

Books or Movies? Books.

Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? H-BP

Sorcerer's Stone or Chamber of Secrets? SS

Lupin or Sirius? fangirl swoon* Luuuuuupin!

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny.

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Neither. I can't stand either of them.

Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Seamus! I love Seamus!

Kreacher or Dobby? I can't decide! Dobby's so sweet, but deep down I think Kreacher's actually lovable! When I read his story, I cried, read it again, and read it to my mom.

Muggleborn or Pureblood? Pureblood. I don't really care, but I'm secretly proud.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? I like them both, but Bellatrix.

Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom Riddle.

Hedwig or Crookshanks? Crooky!


If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you be sorted in? Well, Pottermore says Gryffindor.

Have you ever been to a Harry Potter midnight release? No. I didn't finish reading the books until after all the movies came out.

What did you think of Deathly Hallows? SO sad! But I liked it, I guess. Wasn't my favorite though.

Whose death was the saddest? Snape or Fred's. Whenever I say i'm upset about them leaving Fred's death out of the movie, people look at me weird and I have to explain it's cuz i wanted to see the brotherly love betweeen Percy and him.

If you went to Hogwarts, would you rather have a pet owl, cat, or rat? Kitty =.=

What did you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince? It was actually my favorite movie.

What do you think of Deathly Hallows being split in half? I don't mind

Have you read The Tales of Beedle the Bard? Not yet. I have like, an 8 page list of books I wanna read.

When did you first become a Harry Potter fan? A few Christmases ago. One of my cousins gave me the first book as a gift

FAVORITE

Female Character? Luna, Ginny, Molly, or Bellatrix

Male Character? Percy, Draco, Fred, Seamus, Snape, Sirius, or *fangirl swoon* Luuuuuupin!

Professor? Snapeykins!

Death Eater? Draco. Or Snape. Does Snape count? I just really like Snape!

Magical Creature? Thestral

Spell? Expecto Patronum!

Movie? 6

Hogwarts House? Ya know, now i feel obligated to say Gryffindor cuz of Pottermore.

Place? Hogwarts, The Burrow, Hodsmead.

Weasley? Percy

Couple? Lily/James.


In Remembrance

In Remembrance to Severus Snape A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor without all the red and gold crap.

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley Who fought bravely to the very end And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half And will loyally await his soul mate and brother with many jokes he's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby Who was more free and full of love than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin the last real Marauderer who was not just a wonderful father a incredible husband and brave hero as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks who died for ‘the greater good’ and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore whose past and wisdom confused us whose seeming betrayal shocked us but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange Because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more.

In Remembrance of Colin Creevey who we really didn’t know too well but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war so he must’ve done something good besides stalking Harry.

In Remembrance of Hedwig Harry's actual first friend who lived and died soaring.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/owned an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.(My DS and I are practically married, and I have a PS3, does that count?)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps. (...well...I have a Pierce the Veil snapback...)

You like going to high school football games.(My school doesn't have sports. I could go to the other schools' games I guess, but...I'm not THAT brave)

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear. (I like my pants to be tight. Everyone makes fun of me and my pants. They just wish their pants left seam imprints on their legs. I really like skinny jeans, okay?!

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun. (Ew.)

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total-16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (I always have chapstick. ALWYAS.)

You love to shop. (On most ocassions, no.)

You wear eyeliner.(I don't own any)

You wear the color pink. (I own three pink shirts and a pink pair of Converse and I never wear them)

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport. (I don't like sports in the first place, so...)

You hate wearing the color black.(Most of my wardrobe is black)

You like hanging out at the mall. (I walk dogs there. And there's a place I like to have lunch. Ugh, now I'm hungry. Also, there's a koi pond. Don't try to pet koi fish. They don't like it much. I've seen it. I also saw a kid fall into the koi pond. And I laughed. I'm a horrible person.)

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I like to do my nails myself.)

You like wearing jewelry. (Aside from wristbands and the occasional necklace or pair of earrings, nope.)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I have ike, three.)

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (...isn't this basically the same is that other one?)

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You are/were in gymnastics/dance. (9 and a half years of gymnastics)

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(I can get up at 7:18 and be ready and out of the house by 7:30)

You smile a lot more than you should.(people tell me I need to smile more.)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I loves me some shoes!)

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.(the only dresses I own are my sixth grade graduation dress and my eight grade graduation dress. I wore those once each. Oh, and I actually do have one summer dress.)

You like wearing body spray/perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total-6

Hmm...well, the last time I checked I was a girl, but now I'm re-evaluating my whole existence! No, just kidding, I know I'm more guy then girl.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will help you when your confuse. A best friend will act like nothings wrong but use "small words".

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend allready has you on speed dial.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend walk right in and say "I'M HOME.

A good friend will give you a cookie when your down. A best friend will help you plan revenge...

A good friend will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. A best friend has all ready hidden your keys so neather one of you will find them and will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend will suggest books for you to read. A best friend will tie you down and made you read their favorites.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. A best friend calls your parents by their first name.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...It'll turn up sooner or later."

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend asks nicely for your stuff. A best friend just shouts ‘GIMME!!’

A good friend waits to call you until a reasonable hour. A best friend calls you at 2 in the freaking morning.

A good friends will pick you up when your down. A best friend will push you back down and laugh.

A good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend. A best friend will yell, "No She's Mine!"

A good friends won't let you do stupid things. A best friend won't let you do stupid things alone.

A good friends will take you to buy a pregnancy test. A best friend will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"


PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE AGAINST JUDGMENT AND STEREOTYPES

Bold the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd. (I like my glasses!)

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake. (No, I've just reached a point where I can't be mean to people. I have lost the ability to be mean.)

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.

I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor. (I have money, I just prefer to spend it on things like books and video games, if I spend it at all. I hate spending money.)

I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off. (Well...I'm pretty confident in my writing but that's about it so...)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.

I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that". (It's actually the complete opposite. My self-esteem is non-existant. I just don't have the patience for make-up, I'm too lazy.)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy. (That all depends on what you qualify as crazy.)

I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK so I MUST be a stuck up bitch. (I just know who I am and won't let others change that.)

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.

I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a COUNTRY GIRL/BOY so I MUST drink beer.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut. (I get along with guys better than girls.)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo. (Hey, those thoughts and feelings need to go SOMEWHERE!)

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST sleep with everybody I meet. (...I'm a vrigin...and I'm totally fine with it honestly, considering my age and trust issues.)

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life. (I don't deny it.)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I believe that I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be a stuck up bitch.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (*le sigh* I don't deny this either.)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(I wish.)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Again, I just get along with guys better. Probably cuz I'm not like most girls.)

Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.(Wait, so if I'm a girl who's friends with other girls, I'm gay...? Not sure if should bold...or not bold...we'll bold half!)

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (It's not my fault I have big boobs!)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I just don't really care what others think.)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST think that I'm cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Again, that all depends on what you qualify as crazy.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl/guy I see is hot.

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure. (Well, I don't like to look bad! I am insecure though.)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Well, I'm no twig.)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star". (I just enjoy singing. It makes me feel better.)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.

I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever. (Well, at the end of the day you get nothing for nothing. So if you don't try, you won't accomplish much of anything. It's as simple as that.)

I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.

I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl. (I'm easily amused, that's all. And I like to laugh.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.

I TALK TO MYSELF, so I MUST be crazy. (It's a habit.)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Yeah, I'm probably going to hell either way.)

I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I don't deny it.)

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (If by 'drink and party' you mean drink fifteen sodas between three people and sit in silence in the same room whilst on tumblr, then yes, I love a good party. But I actually don't have a lot of close friends. Just...normal school friends.)

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Not EVERYONE. I'm nice though, so I do fairly well with most people.)

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (No. Just no.)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Define crazy.)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (This one is totally true. I'm really,really spoiled.)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I'm smart and strong, both physically and emotionally.)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST eat too much.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Aw damn it, now the song is stuck in my head. Ya know like "I must be emo!" and he puts on his sisters jeans.)

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE. (It's popular theory amongst people I know that I'm a vampire, actually.)

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (I just don't like attention.)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue. (About some things, yes.)

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (This is true, but I'm stronger than most people give me credit for.)

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. (Hey, correct grammar is there, if you have the ability to use it, do it. "You must be understanding of iliteracy and intolerant of ignorance".)

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI so I MUST be out of touch with reality. (Reality kinda sucks.)

I don't act DEPRESSED so I MUST be weird. (I don't act depressed because I don't know how to reach out to people for help. I act happy to hide how I really feel. I am weird though. Oh yes. I'm weird.)


That sad moment when you realize you've been pushing control instead of shift.

That sad moment when you realize your grandma has more of a social life than you.


If you've made it this far...I applaud you :)


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The Symmetry of Yoga reviews
Shoko decides to try out yoga, but she doesn't want to do it alone. She decides to drag Kid along, but she realizes all to late that her yoga mat is...unsymmetrical! Oh, the horror! Kid/OC, one-shot
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Death The Kid - Complete
Not a Dancer reviews
One-shot. Mable Ironhill is a shy Ravenclaw girl who gets dragged to the Yule Ball by her best friend, Lily Evans, even though she doesn't have a date. One boy asks her to dance though. Marauder's Era,bad with summaries.I don't own anything but Mable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete