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Joined 11-17-02, id: 295464, Profile Updated: 07-01-09
Author has written 53 stories for Buffy X-overs, Smallville, Forever Knight, TV X-overs, X-overs, Stargate: SG-1, DC Superheroes, Sherlock, Pokémon, White Collar, My Little Pony, Stargate: Atlantis, Misc. Tv Shows, and Highlander.

I do use warnings, but I'm really bad at it. If you are triggered by bad things in fic, you might be best off to skip my stories entirely.

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FiM: Binky Pie by Miyajima reviews
Pinkie Pie is visited by a strange customer whilst working at Sugarcube Corner. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Discworld & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,921 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Death
Sine Qua Non by Sequitur reviews
Season Three-Four gap. The Director has her reservations about the team leader position, McGee and Ziva have a cunning and psychotic plan, and Tony has a mental breakdown. Sort of, anyway.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Stargate Equestria: Connection by Bosstone reviews
BOOK 1: When the SG-1 team stumbles through the Stargate into Equestria, an ancient sleeping foe awakens. Can Colonel O'Neill and his team protect the planet's unusual but friendly inhabitants and find their way home again?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,482 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/4/2011 - J. O'Neill - Complete
While Shepherds Washed Their Socks by Night by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley celebrate Christmas. Archangel-on-the-lam Gabriel tags along. Because, you know, I had to write Xmas fic. Complete.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
The Continuing Adventures of Agent MacGregor by Lady Yueh reviews
Tim goes to a bar to drown his sorrows and meets a not gay! Canadian. Set before the season premiere. Stargate: Atlantis/NCIS crossover.
Crossover - NCIS & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Tim M., Rodney M. - Complete
Sister and Brother by Snuffleupagus reviews
Conversations between Lex and his sister, Lilly. First Season AU.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,550 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Lex L. - Complete
Fun with Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet by Crossbow reviews
ClarkLex SLASH. Two households, both alike in dignity, in Smallville, Kansas, where I lay my scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,728 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
I Drive The Car by Dyce reviews
Chloe has a potential lead on a new story... but her best friends are all too busy to help her hunt it down. So she has to improvise.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2003
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Right When You Least Expect It
The McShep Match prompt was "Twist of Fate." I was on Team Fine.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Rodney M., John S., Radek Z. - Complete
Taxfic with Ponies
For Celli's Eleventh Annual Unofficial Taxfic Challenge. They have a big government structure in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, so they must have taxes, right?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Applejack, Fluttershy, Granny Smith, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Keeping Busy reviews
Suspended from work after Neal's escape, Peter keeps himself busy. For Celli's Tenth Annual Taxfic Challenge. Originally posted over at Dreamwidth on April 16, 2012.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Peter B., June - Complete
If at First You Don't Succeed reviews
The prompt at Sherlock Flashfic was "The Case of the Experiment Gone Wrong." Perseverance is essential to the scientific method.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Full of Grace reviews
This story was for Celli's genfic prompt for the 2011 FKFicFest, which was to show things from Grace's point of view. Her wildcard request was also wingfic.
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Vampire Pirates More Likely Than You Think reviews
Written for the FKFicFest 2011. This one's for GnosticDiva.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
No They Do Not reviews
The Sherlock Flashfic Challenge was The Case of the Foregone Conclusion. In Conan Doyle, Holmes is fond of saying, "Cannot you see, my dear Watson, that these facts admit of only one interpretation?" But in this case, no, they don't.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fortunately Just Then There Was an Explosion reviews
Grammar is serious business! Originally written for sherlock flashfic "The Case of the Oxford Blank ".
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Surrealism of the Underlying Metaphor reviews
John's never been to the opera before. This one isn't what he'd expected. Written for the Sherlock Flashfic challenge, The Case of the Half Truth.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Bald Guys are Temporarily Imprisoned reviews
This year's secret tax word for Celli's Taxfic Challenge was "evasion". This is a crossover of "White Collar" with my old Date'verse, which is itself a crossover of "Smallville" up through about season 3 with "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".
Crossover - Smallville & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Lex L., Mozzie - Complete
John Has a Narrow Escape
Follows "Lana and the Jigglypuff". Holmes, Watson and Lestrade meet Lana Lang and her Jigglypuff in Paris.
Crossover - Smallville & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Lana L., John W. - Complete
Lana and the Jigglypuff reviews
The first drabble in this was from a wednesday100, probably the same one that produced Pokeville. The last bit was for a taxfic challenge. No one can make me stop believing that Lana Lang and a Jigglypuff are living happily ever after in Paris!
Crossover - Pokémon & Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jigglypuff/Purin, Lana L. - Complete
Something Savings Time reviews
The topic at Sherlock Flashfic was "The Case of the Lost Hour", and the challenge was to write it in an hour or less. WARNING for mentions of past drug and alcohol abuse, on the part of Sherlock Holmes of course and John's sister, Harry Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - John W., Harry W. - Complete
But How Do You Even reviews
There is a new sherlock underscore flashfic community over at Dreamwidth! It's an org, not a com or net, if you want to go over and look at all the rest. Their first challenge was "The Case of the Underground".
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Winter Stars reviews
Written for the Into A Bar Challenge over on Dreamwidth. Lucien LaCroix walks into a bar and meets... Jennifer Keller!
Crossover - Forever Knight & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
Marginal Rate reviews
For Celli's taxfic challenge. Crossover of Nero Wolfe, Highlander, and Forever Knight just a little bit . I do not own the rights to any of the characters.
Crossover - X-overs & Highlander - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
The Darn Drabbles reviews
I don't hate Lana. Really! But these drabbles are probably the reason people think I do. Originally written for the Wednesday100. WARNING: character death, in a way.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Lana L.
Secret Enrolled Agent Man
For Celli's Taxfic Challenge. A secret identity is no excuse to avoid filing your taxes. Goes along with "Mr. Fix-It".
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Asgard Last Messages reviews
Alas, the Asgard are all dead. Here are a couple of last messages left for some of the Tau'ri.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008
Married Filing Joint reviews
A "Date" futureficlet for celli's 2008 taxfic challenge. Crossover BtVS with Smallville. Follows all those "Date" stories I've done.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Evil Mothers of Smallville reviews
Warnings: Lots of bad language, kinda Out of Character, written around season 2, disrespects the Pretty Pretty Princess. But it's short. Conversation between Mrs. Kent and Mrs. Fordman.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Martha K. - Complete
Happyfic reviews
Clexy AU futurefic fluff.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
And They All Lived Happily Ever After reviews
What two main characters on Smallville have never met? What would happen if they did? As of early s4, when I started this anyway. That Crazy Liona Fic. The main story is complete, chapters 1 thru 20. I still do little snippets in this 'verse sometimes
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,914 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 6/21/2004
Old Dog, New Tricks reviews
Written for the Remix Redux V, based on M. Scott Eiland's You Can't Fool an Old News Hound. Lois Lane decides to tell Perry White that Clark Kent is Superman.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Rich Man's Darling reviews
House Smallville Crossover WARNING: Do not concentrate and inhale vapors. As with any fic, if you are pregnant or nursing a baby, or may become pregnant, consult a physician
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,975 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Partners reviews
XFiles crossover with My Partner the Ghost. Did you ever notice how ghosts seemed to like Scully, and go out of their way to help her? I always figured her late father had guys looking out for her. Originally written around 1995, lost behind furniture.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Five Doctors House Didn't Drive Away from PPTH reviews
Written for Astolat's Blast from the Past Challenge. House crossover with various old shows.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Cuckoo reviews
Crossover of Smallville and probably the comics with Superman Returns. Alternate explanation of Jason's origin I found the movie unconvincing LOL!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
To Meddle in the Affairs of Aliens reviews
For Aelora's Mpreg Day Challenge. Pairing: LionelZod. Don't say I didn't warn you! This would be my posts5 fic, I guess.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Get This MutantGlowin' Snake Offa This Plane! reviews
For neverbeen2spain's Snakes on a Plane Challenge. Smallville x My Little Pony. Sequel to Ponyville.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
An Ancient Roman General on a Plane reviews
For neverbeen2spain's Snakes on a Plane Challenge over at lj. Goes along with my story After the End.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Benjamin Franklin is not always right reviews
A Forever Knight crossover for Celli's Taxfic Challenge 2006.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
Ponyville reviews
Warning! Smallville My Little Pony Crossover! A million thanks to Ligia Elena for the lovely quick beta
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
A Date for the Fourth of July reviews
Sequel to Dates of Wars. BtVSxSmallvillexXFilesxForever Knight. Many thanks to TheDieHard and TeenyGozer for beta reading, Katcin Lee for making me post, and Madelyn for making me finish! Alien invasion, mutant lightning bugs, time travel, smoochies.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,342 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004
Render Unto Caesar reviews
Written for Celli's Taxfic Challenge. Janette is doing the taxes.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2005
Sequelae reviews
Years in the future, an exploded lab makes Lex Luthor think things over. Then people go on vacation. Written for fromward and shattered's ClextheClassics challenge.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2005
Mr FixIt reviews
Season 4 starts in a couple of weeks. This is my last chance to play around with the summer cliffhangers. Crossover with Plastic Man.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2004
Dates of Wars reviews
Sequel to Double Date & Second Date. Clark & Dawn spend time together. Lionel warns Buffy away from Lex.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,125 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 5/19/2003
Nothing is Ever Simple reviews
Martha and Lionel. Kind of dark.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2004
Delirium 2 reviews
Written for Thamiris's 48-hour delirium challenge. Lana, post-Covenant. But it's short.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/19/2004
Pokeville reviews
PokemonSmallville - Wednesday100 wanted codas to "Covenant" and I got a little silly.
TV X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/8/2004
The Sunflower State reviews
For Nerodi's Historical Fiction Challenge. Lex and Clark meet in Smallville, Kansas around 1880.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 10/27/2003
Heh heh heh reviews
Remember last summer? This is an AU, done then, for 20 of the dodecal challenges. WARNINGS:non-graphic torture, possible dub-con, Clark Kent high on RedK. But it all turns out okay.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004
Beyond the Grave reviews
a Trace Vetter story -- goes AU early in season 3
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2004
After the End reviews
LaCroix finds Janette every February
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Complete
Wine, a Constant Proof reviews
Lex didn't drink anymore....
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/3/2004
World o' Perpetual Wednesday, World wo Superman reviews
Dawn Summers and assorted Luthors experiment with interdimensional transport devices. WARNING: mention of character death, mention of substance abuse
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Complete
The Great Airport Mystery reviews
Written for Caro & Beth's Clark Lex Hardy Boys Mystery Challenge. FINISHED!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003
Second Date reviews
BtVS/Smallville crossover. Sequel to "Double Date." Clark & Lex convince Dawn & Buffy to go out with them again.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,761 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002
A Man's Got to Know His Limitations reviews
Sometimes it's just too much. Superman can save the world, but who can save him?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003
Kent Family Secret reviews
Sequel to "What Child is This." Lionel finds out a Kent Family Secret.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/17/2003
What Child is This reviews
A "What if Martha's pregnant" fic
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2003
Double Date reviews
It's May, 2005. Dawn is at Metropolis University. Clark asks her out. It doesn't go well.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2002