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Author has written 9 stories for Teen Titans, and Harry Potter.

Heylo...Not too sure what to put here...

The Basics:

I'm kittcoe339 (Obviously). I love (Not nessicarly in this order) Knight Rider (80's), The Marauders (From Harry Potter for those who wanted to know), Megamind, and Teen Titan fanfictions. I love just about any genere except just pure romance, but my favorite generes has to be suspense and humor. I'm also a fan of msytries. I have been playing my flute for 8 years now, and though I'm not the best, I still throughly enjoy it. In my spare time I usual read, write, and do crafts.

Okay, I seem pretty sane right now. Good, my plan is setting up just swell. See, I could inform you on things that would make you just click right off this page thinking "someone better call the asylum on this one real soon"...but I suppose until I post up a few fanfictions and get a little bit better known, I'm not going to allow my apperence as completely bonkers yet...I'll let the true insanity set in later. :D

Anyway...

Favorite Quotes:

From Knightmares:

Michael - Should I say thanks?
KITT - If you do I'll say 'You're welcome'
Michael - Thanks
KITT - De nada

Michael Knight: Alright. I drive from here on.
K.I.T.T.: Absolutely.
[switches to Normal Cruise]
K.I.T.T.: Providing you'll promise me one thing.
Michael Knight: What?
K.I.T.T.: Please do not refer to me as a 'car' or a 'set of wheels', it's most demeaning. I'm the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You always called me 'Kitt'.
Michael Knight: Alright, Kitt, let's see what you can do."

From Knight Rider (Unsure of the episodes):
K.I.T.T.: What's the matter, Michael?
Michael Knight: What makes you think something's the matter?
K.I.T.T.: When music like this is on the radio, my steering wheel usually takes a beating.
Michael Knight: [sighs] I don't know, K.I.T.T., I'm just trying to decide whether I should go back to Lorenzo's boutique for men, pick up that jacket I saw.
K.I.T.T.: Do you need it?
Michael Knight: Well, it's not that I need it, I mean, nobody needs a black eelskin bomber jacket, that's not the point.
K.I.T.T.: What is the point?
Michael Knight: I want it... It matches my boots.
K.I.T.T.: You're boots are a long way from your jacket, do you think anyone will notice that they match?
Michael Knight: [exasperated] You'll never understand.

From Megamind:

Megamind: This will be the last you ever hear of... Roxanne Ritchi! Huh?
Metro Man: [gasps] Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxy... I'm on my way!
Roxanne Ritchi: I'm not panicking.
Megamind: [smirking] In order to stop me, you'll have to find us first!
Roxanne Ritchi: We're at the abandoned observatory!
Megamind: [lunges for the control and turns off the camera on Roxanne] Nooo! We're NOT! Don't listen to her, she's crazy!

[Metro Man crashes into the observatory, but finds no one present]
Megamind: [from projector] Over here, old friend! In case you've noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!
Metro Man: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF!
Megamind: Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time!
Metro Man: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
Megamind: But metals can be melted, by the heat of revanche!
Metro Man: It's REVENGE, and it's best served cold!
Megamind: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!
Metro Man: Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!
Megamind: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Metro Man: Warranties are invalid, if used beyond their intended purpose!
Roxanne Ritchi: [exasperated] Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?
Megamind: Of course, that is if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun...FIRE!
[Holds dramatic pose for quite some time before rolling eyes and walking over to Minion at the controls]
Megamind: Minion...fire?
Minion: Still warming up, sir.
Megamind: Come again?
Minion: Warming up, sir.
Megamind: Warming up! The sun is warming up?!
Minion: Just a tip-tap tippy-tap-tap-tip-tap more...and we're...
Megamind: Honestly! [Everyone stands there, mayor checks watch]
Metro Man: I'm on my way, Roxanne.
Megamind: I told you to have things ready.
Minion: Why do you always blame me?
Megamind: [clutching his forhead] My spider bite is acting up!
Roxanne Ritchi: Your plan is failing. Just admit it.
Minion: Yeah, good luck with that one!
Megamind: Whose side are you on?
Roxanne Ritchi: The losing side.
Minion: Thank you!

From "Birthmark"

Slade: Take my word for it, Robin, you shouldn't play with fire.

From "Deathstroke"

Oliver Queen: They're calling you Deathstroke.

Slade Wilson: It's a bit flamboyant. I like it.


10 Reasons Why Being Gay is 'Wrong'

1.) Being gay is not 'natural'. We must always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2.) Gay marriage will make people gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets- because of course a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract, just like a human being.

4.) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, interracial marriage is still frowned upon, and divorce is still illegal.

5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed (Oh, what a tragedy).

6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world clearly needs more children, despite the fact that so many of them go uncared for.

7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion.

9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage


Current Stories:

Addicted: Teen titans fanfiction about how Robin's addicted to Slade. One-shot. - Complete!

The Chess Game: Teen titans fanfiction where Slade challenges Robin to a chess game to save the city. One-shot. - Complete!

Out of the blue: Teen titans fanfiction where Robin's in a mental hospital and Slade comes to visit. Story. - Complete!

Catch that bird!: Teen titans fanfiction where Robin is the apprentice of Slade. Story. - Working

Random IM: Teen titans fanfiction where Robin receives an IM from DS. Story. -Working

Significant Other: Teen titans fanfiction about how Robin and Slade would be in a romantic relationship. One-shot (But possible Story idea) - Undecided

Code Save Dean: Teen Titans fanfiction about Nightwing trying to stop Deathstroke from killing Dean Glen, Deathstroke's newest target. Story. - Working

Dear Remus: Harry Potter fanfiction where Sirius sends Remus a death threat. Story. - Working

The Scimon Effect: Harry Potter fanfiction set in a post-Hogwarts and co-authored by macabrekitten333 where Simon and Scott attend Hogwarts in the future. Story. - Working

Scimon trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQwCImbCVMc&feature=youtu.be

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Apprenticeship Drabbles by Lorrean reviews
What would have happen else if Robin stayed in his apprenticeship with Slade for too long? A multi-chapter.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 7/2 - Robin, Slade
A deal with the devil by macabrekitten333 reviews
Eleven year old Remus Lupin makes a deal with a demon who offers him a cure for his lycanthropy. All he has to do is ensure that Harry Potter is never born.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27
Live what you learn by Fangy reviews
The Brotherhood of Evil has captured Robin. The Titans have lost their leader, and now they struggle to regain control. With all these events going on Slade spots the perfect opportunity to regain what was once his. Perfection. His only Apprentice.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 3/26 - Robin, Slade
A soldiers view by Aguna reviews
Summary: Sacrifices are a necessary evil, every soldier worth their title know this. AU set after invasion features an emotional vulnerable Nightwing, heroes to concerned with their own grieve and a manipulative Deathstroke. Multi chapter story of how far Nightwing is willing to go without the others heroes as support, not so typical apprenticeship fic. Now with more Lex Luthor
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,858 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Deathstroke
If I Fall by debronze reviews
"Mm, there are many ways I could answer that question, Dick, in fact there are many different answers…some of which you'll find you already know. But I'll just say this:" And suddenly the man's fingers found their way beneath the boy's chin, lifting it in a way that was not forced, but simply encouraged. "You're my little bird, and no one else is allowed to kill you but me." SLASH.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/10 - [Robin, Slade]
Reason's Slade hate's Robin by thehornetsnest reviews
Slade makes a list on why he hates Robin.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Robin, Slade
His new Queen by thehornetsnest
Years after Leslie's death, Jess slowly goes insane. He wants nothing more than to find a new Leslie; a new Queen of Terabithia. He looks for suitors between the ages of ten and fourteen and drowns the girls in the river when they do not meet his standards. Seemingly out of luck, he finds a young girl named Colinaphen who he decides is worthy and kidnaps her.
Crossover - Bridge to Terabithia & Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,348 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 10/20/2014
The new Bat by Aguna reviews
Summary: After Wayne died a sane Slade Wilson messes with Dick aka Robin. Various One-Shots, slash in some. 1. Dressing up, slash alluded, very light and short
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Robin, Slade
A brilliant actor, indeed by thehornetsnest reviews
ONE-SHOT James and Scorpius are about to get married, but confessing to Ron is proving to be quite difficult. What will they do when they're forced to choose between love and family?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Scorpius M., James S. P.]
Cementing the line by Aguna reviews
Summary: Sequel to 'where is the line', Dick killed a secound time in self-defence, this time in Gotham...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Deathstroke, Richard G./Nightwing, Richard G./Robin, Bruce W./Batman
Where is the line by Aguna reviews
Summary: "If your parents could have saved their lives through killing Tony Zucco, would you blame them? Demand they die as innocents and leave their son as an orphan behind?" Officer Richard Grayson killed someone in self defence and speaks with Slade.
Nightwing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Dick G./Nightwing, Slade W./Deathstroke - Complete
Logic by Kaplan Au reviews
We all know how Slade blackmailed Robin into becoming his apprentice, but has anyone really put any actual thought into that whole situation? This is a far more logical, not to mention effective, solution.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Breakfast of Champions by Verdigris reviews
When a certain super hero is on the package, kids will do anything to get it, including a certain super villain.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
Cruel Cruel Summer by Vetesse reviews
SLASH - Micheal and KITT and a hot, hot summer day.
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Michael K., KI2T - Complete
Everything Was So Perfect by eseiprahs reviews
Megamind was doing great as Metrocity's newest hero. Until now. has some blood, and mild language. so i might change the rating back to T
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,505 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010
Life with Prosper by AMango reviews
A series of oneshots attempting to answer the question "What if Cadel was raised by Prosper instead of the Piggotts? Some will be humorous, some serious, and some... God only knows.
Evil Genius - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009
Cat and Mouse by dlsky reviews
For Slade the game was in the challenge.For Robin his solace was in the fact he, not Slade who was immortal, would eventually grow old and die but Slade’s new plan just might make this game of cat and mouse last forever.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 108 - Words: 619,898 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Robin, Slade - Complete
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Code Save Dean reviews
Nightwing catches word that Deathstroke's next target is Dean Glen. After sneaking on his plane, he finds the pilots have abandoned the plane leaving a bomb. Left with no choice, he and Dean jump out of the plane onto an abandon island. They're now on the run from the deadly mercenary who will stop at nothing to complete his assignment. Nightwing vows to save Dean but can he? R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2 - Robin, Slade
Significant Other reviews
Possible story idea, but mostly a one-shot for right now with the idea of how Robin and Slade would act if they were in a secret relationship with each other. Random (mostly implied) fluff. R&R! SLADIN!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27 - Robin, Slade
Dear Remus reviews
Sirius is in Slytherin and Snape is in Gryffindor. This takes place about their 4th or 5th year. Basically, Sirius sends a death threat to Remus and this is the result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
Catch That Bird! reviews
Another Apprentice Story. Robin wakes up in Slade's clutches again. It's only a matter of time before he learns that this was bond to happen. The Titans team up with Batman to try and pull Robin back, but in the end, will he even WANT to come back? Sucky summary, hopefully the story's better! R&R! CHAPTER 10 IS UP!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,232 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Robin, Slade
The Scimon Effect reviews
This is a fic co-authored with macabrekitten333 Follow the chronicles of two young wizard's who are part of a new generation at Hogwart's. History is doomed to repeat itself. Two boys, Scott and Simon, grow up facing many battles both socially and culturally. Follow their journey if you dare. Watch the trailer on Youtube (link on kittcoe339's profile) We promise it's worth it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,287 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 12/6/2014 - OC
The Chess Game reviews
Slade challenges Robin to a chess game to save the city. Kinda suspenseful, kinda funny. Enjoy! One-shot!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Random IM reviews
Robin gets a random IM from a DS. What will happen? CHAPTER 3 IS UP!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Robin, Slade
Out of the Blue reviews
Robin failed to save three people in a row and falls into a deep depression. He gets to a point where he almost kills himself, and so Bruce sends him to a mental hospital. Slade comes to visit.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,047 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Addicted reviews
One-Shot! The team keeps count on how many times Robin mentions the name Slade. Robin comes to a realization he's not obsessed, he's addicted to Slade.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Robin - Complete