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Name: Not telling

Age:14

Country:USA

Fav Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Fablehaven, The Kain chronicles, and many more.

I currently only have one story.

I will read just about any type of fic.

The higher you are, the farther you fall...-

and according to a Hogwarts quiz I'm in Slytherin


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!


"Set sail in a that general direction" ~Captain Jack Sparrow~ Pirates of the Caribbean.

"Why is it when you play with magic water I always get wet?" ~Sokka~ Avatar the last airbender.

"Go get me Max's alarm clock, the Mickey mouse one." ~Iggy~ Maximum Ride.

"Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap opera. And to save Fablehaven, I would read a book, okay, are you happy?" ~Seth~ Fablehaven.

"Let us find the dam snack bar" ~Zoe Nightshade~ Percy Jackson TTC.

"Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armory. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient." ~Artemis Fowl~

"A goddess named Nut? Is­ he­r­ las­t n­ame­ ca­se?" ~Sadie Kane~

"Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back." ~Ron Weasley~


Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

Jealousy is a wasted emotion. This is why I recycle

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn.

Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

There’s always a light at the end of a tunnel just pray it’s not a train!

Take my advice I don’t use it anyway

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out

You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils

The road to success is always under construction

Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Don’t steal, the government hates competition

When life gives you lemons, throw them at your sister.

Reality is more fun when you make it up

I am the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

If you ever Tell the truth, make sure you can run

I've heard that it’s possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

Love your enemies. It messes with their mind.

When in doubt, say a quote, when in doubt, make up words! Or when in doubt just smile and act like you know what the hell your doing.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive, I just don’t care

Ask me no questions and I shall tell you no lies.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. (He hates that.)

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

Don't follow me, I'm lost too

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

Sacrificing is NOT allowed, all Sacrificers will be sacrificed.

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they’re going and hang out with them later

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

If the world was full of crazy people, THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Why is when we talk to god we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you die in an Elevator make sure you press up.

Friend's will always be like '' well you deserve better'' but best friends will be prank calling him saying '' you will die in seven days''

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about.

A boy was walking with his father and the father wonders I wonder what’s wrong with the world, and the boy replies I wonder what’s right.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

When I die in a car crash, they will think I went insane, for I will be the only one laughing.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back a watch the world wonder how you did it.

Come to the dark side (we have cookies)

Welcome to the dark side, are you surprised we don't have cookies?

Silence is golden, but duck-tape is silver.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Be optimistic, someday everyone you hate are going to die.

Sometimes I lay awake at night and ask "Where have i gone wrong?" and a little voice in my head says "This is gonna take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survive; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.

I think, therefore I get a headache."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.

There are very few problems that cant be solved by using a large amount of explosives.

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!

"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I used to have super powers but then my therapist took them away.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. (I have that on here twice... don't I?

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, bought a t-shirt, came back.

When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

It is surprising that history should be so dull considering that so much of it is invented.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"

I used to think that the whole world was against me. Now I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.


When you dial a mental hospital:

Ring...Ring...

Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-complusive, please press one repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.


MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed


Things To Ponder:


Why is it that Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?


That which does not kill me had better run, Fast.


I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, EmberMclain13, GhostDog401, Turkeyhead987, Desiree Phantom, AnimeGurl436, abbzeh, TheXLoonyXLunaXLovegood, Hello my name was-not telling


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Warriors of the Eternal One by Stannis is the one true king reviews
3000 years ago Percy and Nico disappeared. the heroes of the Giants and Titan wars were made immortal demigods. but with the rise of Gaea and her children again can Olympus be saved? and who is the Eternal one? and who are their warriors? R&R please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Nico A., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Monster Fighters by Dayja reviews
Tony Stark has faced kidnappers before. He may only be four years old, but his new friends are strong and brave, and together they can take on any monster…even the ones that come from within. And oddly enough, this is not an AU. Coulson probably wishes it were.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,453 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 142,299 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Ashes of the Phoenix by Emrald Eyes reviews
Sick and tired with the way the Dursleys were treating him, Harry decides he has had enough. Leaving the house he makes his way towards the Leaky Cauldron only to encounter the one person he didnt want to see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,567 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Babysitting the Avengers? Good Luck! by Emrys Myrddrin reviews
Based loosely on what really happened with my best friend, little sister, and I. The Avengers and Loki have been turned into six year olds, how are they supposed to turn back with babysitters watching their every move?T for minor cursing. Chapter 4 up now!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Youth in Revolt by GirlX2 reviews
Loki turns the Avengers into Toddlers. Woe unto Loki. No longer a oneshot, due to popular demand. Set post movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Watching Doctor Who: Series 1 2005 by WatchingNewWho reviews
When Eleven, Ten, Rose, Amy, Rory, River, Ianto, Gwen and Jack are all put into a room, they get a note telling them to watch the doctor who episodes, so of course, they oblige.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,471 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Once Upon a Drabble by wrr0rzxpurrt reviews
Come one, come all! Drabbles of death, life, love, laughs - all short, all meticulously written, and all starring AF and Co. R, R, & R.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 12,127 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011
The Runaway by hakuna-matataa reviews
Percy's gone. No one knows why or to where, until Annabeth finds a note written by him to her, four years later, telling him where he is, & Annabeth is determined to find him, no matter what the personal cost. xxPERCABETH!xx
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Avengers Puppy Pile! Assemble! by LaylaBinx reviews
Stupidly cute fluff abound. Nothing but a big ol' puppy pile with the Earth's Mightiest Heroes p
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 184 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Who Would Win in a Duel? by Ferretess xxx reviews
Fred and George host a game show where they talk about who would win in a duel. Also, readers get to review on who they would vote for. Mrs. Figg is a character because she shows up in nearly every duel it seems!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - George W., Arabella F. - Complete
Our Secret by SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch reviews
"We say it's for the thrills and chills, / For handsome faces, stunning eyes, / To see whom this week's monster kills… / But deep inside we know we lie." The real reason we watch DW, in 28 lines of rhyming poetry. No spoilers, warnings, or pairings.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Always the Doctor by SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch reviews
"But he's always the Doctor, the man in the box / With the interesting hair and unusual togs..." 11 Doctors in 40 lines of rhyming anapestic tetrameter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Guide For Finding Your Doctor by sherlockedwhovian reviews
A brief summation of the 9th, 10th and 11th Doctors, and where to find them, etc. *Slight spoilers and references throughout all seasons.*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
OneShot: Eleven's Party by garam81 reviews
Eleven invites all his past incarnations to a party. Features 1st - 11th Doctors.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Childhood OneShots by Mystica Tempest reviews
This Chapter: Hazel accidentally scares someone!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011
OCs! OCs! OCs! I NEED OCs! by Mystica Tempest reviews
OPEN THROUGHT STORY OR UNTIL I SAY SO! READ EVERYTHING BEFORE SUBMITTING CHARACTERS! Main character created. Trojan war. After HOO. Prologue inside. T cause I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Hera, Aphrodite