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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Hey! I'm a 14 - i was born in 7th Nov 1997 - no need to know my country - and I'm proud to be one - teenage girl with long, dark black tresses and blue eyes - which is, i think, rare to find in my country :D

I own the profile under the name Cherry-Blossom-Beauty but I forgot the password of it and had to use my cousin's Fanfiction account. She gave it to me and made a new one herself. Soon, I'm going to change the e-mail. So . . . I'll just ummm . . . copy out my old profile writings and delete my cousin's one.

My Star Sign is Scorpio - see the Star Signs - and Precious Stone is either Blue Topaz or Yellow Topaz - I dunno.

I love reading a good book curled up in my fav. reading place; my cushioned curved window seat! I can read a harry potter book in an hour, if I wanna understand every single thing that happened from 'head-to-toe' or something, and sooner - if not -! So I guess I might be a pretty fast reader ... in a way.

My fav. colors include Light Sea Green, Shamrock, Turquoise, Dodger Blue, Deep Sky Blue, Aqua, Baby Blue, Electric Blue, Light Cyan, Alice Blue, Lavender Blue, Light Slate Blue and Medium Spring Green - from hues of Blue -, Illusion, Persian Pink, Deep Cerise and Fuchsia - from Pink Hues -, Shocking Pink, Pale Rose, Cherub, Razzle Dazzle Rose,and Hollywood Cerise - from red hues -, Free Speech Green, Malachite, Lime Green, Japanese Laurel, Pastel Green, Emerald, Fruit Salad, Amazon, Evening Sea, Gossamer, Mountain Meadow, Free Speech Aquamarine and San Felix - from hues among green -, and lots more of the same and different hues which I'm too lazy to write about.

I love white tigers, lion cubs, ponies and dolphins. OK! I love all animals as long as they are cuddly or cute. I love baby animals.

I used to have a lot of friends but after my first friends left me for a rich bitch (hey, that rhymes!) - I guess they weren't real friends, even though we knew each other from kindergarten -, I'm choosy about people who I befriend with. Apparently, the bitch told them I spreading rumors about them being whores or some crap. They know me so much, how could they believe all those lies? :( And besides, they are so stupid! I was not even home to spread rumors about them for God's Sake!!! I was holidaying in a neighboring country when the bitch told all those crap!!!

My bestie now - Roxanne is her preferred name, she doesn't like nicknames -, though, is super-cool and she was the one who introduced me to fan fiction. She inspired me to write a story - which I haven't published yet - and it is about our high school lives. I hope I can publish it soon. My bestie has an athletic body - since she does sports -, short black hair that fell all over her face in a neat way, and green eyes - I never asked if it were lens -. She is an awesome, caring friend and even though she is sorta judging and stuff when she first meets someone to know what kinda people they are - and for me, it is understandable after what my so-called friends did -, I like her fierce and totally rockin' attitude.

My relationship status is single and I plan to keep it that way - not, that I'm a lesbotic freak or anything! I wanna meet the perfect guy!

I H-A-T-E snobs, racists and homo-freaks.

The first-ever story I read was Freshman,Puppies,WaywardGangs And Chocolate Liquor by BizzareSerenity!! Did I mention she's an awesome writer? Because her story ROCKS!!! Be sure to read it!!!

Role Model: i dunno

Fave anime: Naruto, Prince of Tennis, La Corda D'Oro etc...

Fave manga: Private Prince, Beauty Pop, etc...

Fave Drink: Chocolate Milkshake with 2 scoop extra vanilla ice-cream XD

Fave Dessert: Chocolate ice-cream, biscuit pudding etc...

Fave Food: Hmmmmm...there r a lot of food i lurrrrv. But mostly, Italian, I guess!

Fave storybook: Tons of millions of zillions

Fave stuff to do: Photography, Fashion, Chanel, Gucci, and most especially Anime n listenin' 2 songs

Fav all-time female actress/singer: Selena Gomez

Fav Reality Shows: Toddlers & Tiaras, I suppose

Star Signs

AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. That's ME! XD

PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES-The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.

VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.

SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.

OMG!!! This thing, is PSYCHIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite Naruto Characters:

10. Hidan

9. Kakuzu

8. Deidara

7. Konan

6. Tobi

5. Hinata

4. Ino

3. Pein

2. Itachi

1. Sakura

Favorite Pairings:








Sasuke/Sakura(rarely, as in totally totally rare)

Least Favorite Pairings

Sasuke/Naruto(eww i hate yaoi pairs)

Naruto/Sakura(naruto is like a brother to her)

Lee/Sakura(OK! This is totally freaky with a capital F)

Gaara/Sakura(i just hate it)

Hinata/Gaara(weird pair)

Sasuke/Hinata(they never talk!)


Likes: Vampire Knight!! Prince of Tennis, Naruto, Japan, Kung fu panda, Ramen, Harry potter, Twilight , La Corda D'Oro and lots more anime and manga...


"Since I don't like waiting or making other people wait ... I'll end this quickly." – Sasori

"For my name to be known all the way down to a kid like you ... is an honor." – Sasori

"Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future ... eternal beauty." – Sasori

"A puppet user's ability is measured by the number of puppets they can use." – Sasori

"Great puppet masters think alike, I suppose." – Sasori

"That is a considerable amount of puppets. But ... Proceeds to summon one hundred puppets of his own with this, I took down a country." – Sasori

"I will soon die. Before that, I'll do something pointless for you ... a ... reward for defeating me ... you wanted to know about Orochimaru, didn't you ...?" - Sasori.

"Art is an explosion!" – Deidara

" Don't be impatient, hmm! We'll deal with our old friend Orochimaru in time, hmm. We have only three years in which to prepare, and we all know what we need to do to be ready, right? Hmm hmm hmm hmm!" – Deidara

"Look at those fools. They have no appreciation for art. You have to feel art. And true art...is an EXPLOSION!" – Deidara

"Snaring you alive was rough, but this is one more we can scratch off our list." – Deidara

"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion."- Deidara

"Life's only beautiful ... because it's so fleeting, so transient." – Deidara

"Art is a moment's beauty ... fragile ... fleeting ... hmmm!" – Deidara

"Leaving a thing of eternal beauty for the future ...? Yeah, right. All he did was getting killed ... hmmm?"- Deidara

"You're one hundred years too young to be giving me orders, hmm ..." – Deidara

"You think you're so cool! And those eyes make me sick!! Always judging me... .and my art!! You have no appreciation of the beauty of my work ... and it makes me want to kill you!!" – Deidara

"Cower in awe! Cry your heart out! Because my art ... is an EXPLOSION!" – Deidara

Top 10 things I don't want to hear a doctor say!

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em!"

10 "What do you mean you 'want a divorce'?"



An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.

After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"

He replied, "To the kitchen."

She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

He replied, "Sure."

She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"

He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."

He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

A tough ch-ch-choice

A guy walks into a doctor's office and stutters, "Da-da-doc, I've ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can't stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?"

The doctor answers "Well, I'll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cure." So the doctor puts the guy through a battery of tests, and says, "I think I know what's causing your stuttering."

The guy excitedly asks, "Well, wa-wa-what is it, da- da-doctor?"

"It's your penis. I know that sounds crazy, but you have an unusually large penis - it's almost two feet long. It seems the weight is putting a strain on your vocal cords which most men never have to deal with."

The guy asks, "Wa-wa-what can we da-da-do?"

"Well, we could remove it and transplant a shorter one."

"Do it!" the guy replies. So they go through the operation, and three weeks later the guy comes in for a follow up appointment. He says, "Doc, you solved my stuttering problem. I don't know how to thank you. But I've only had sex once in three weeks - my wife just doesn't like it anymore with my new, shorter penis. I've thought about it, and I decided I can put up with the stuttering easier than going without the sex - I want you to put my long one back on."

The doctor says, "No-no-nope. A da-da-deal's a da-da- deal!"

The after effects

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.

"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."

"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."

"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, "No, everything is fine."

"Are you sure?" she asked.

"I'm sure," I said.

"Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know.

"I reckon not," I replied.

"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?"

"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"

The pensioners

An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have sex and tell if he see's them doing anything wrong. So they have sex. While they are getting dressed the doctor said, "Well I don't see anything wrong!"

A week later they come again and ask the doctor to watch to see if they are doing anything wrong. They have sex and the doctor says, "Well again I don't see anything wrong."

This goes on for weeks. Then the doctor asks why they keep coming.

The guy said: "If we go to her house her husband will catch us. If we go to my house my wife will catch us. A hotel costs fifty bucks. Here it's thirty-five dollars and medicare pays half!"

The deaf wife

A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."

The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"


Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.

The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"

The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven."

An idiot in the room

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

The attractive undergraduate

One day, a very attractive under graduate visited the professor's office. The under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee "accidentally", etc.

Finally, the undergraduate said, "Professor, I really need to pass your course. It is extremely important to me. It is so important that I'll do anything you suggest."

The professor, somewhat taken aback by this attention, replied, "Anything?"

To which the undergradute cooed, "Yes, anything you say."

After some brief reflection, the professor asked, "What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at 3:30?"

The student lied, "Oh, nothing at all, sir. I can be free then."

The professor then advised, "Excellent! Professor Palmer is holding a help session for his students. Why don't you attend that."

Grading essays

A professor was grading the essay finals he had just given his class and opened the exam book of a failing student to reveal blank pages and a $100 bill. The only thing written in the book was "$100 = 100% - I get an A."

A month later, the student approached the professor. "I don't understand," he said. "I failed the course. Didn't you read my final?" The professor handed the student the exam book.

The student opened it to reveal $50 and the phrase "$50 = 50% - You fail!"

A valuable lesson in life

A college student picked up his date at her parent's home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant.

To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne . . .the works.
Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?"

"No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid."


In a primary school classroom, the teacher notices a little puddle underneath Mary's chair.

"Oh Mary!" says the teacher, "you should have put your hand up."

"I did," Mary replied. "But it still trickled through my fingers."


A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."

Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see... Fun period ... fun period ... fun no period ... worry worry worry!"

Misunderstood question

The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"

Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. She said: "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal." The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.

Lily put up her hand. "Yes, Lily?"

"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."

"Very good. Thanks, Lily," said the male teacher. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And thirdly, I fear, one day, you are going to be sadly disappointed."

Arriving late for lecture

A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard.

Fuming, he asked the class joker in the front row, "Who, pray, was responsible for this atrocity?"

The joker won tremendous prestige with his reply, "I really don't know, but I strongly suspect its parents."

Presents for the teacher

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"

"That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"

"That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered.

The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered.

Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"

The boy replied, "A puppy!"


The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.

George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e."

The teacher said, "sorry that's wrong" Then she asked Stephen.

Stephen slowly spelled out, "d-i-c-k-t-a-t-e."

"Sorry" says the teacher, "that's not right either."

Next, she asked Fiona After a slight pause Fiona began spelling, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e."

"Very good Fiona," applauded the teacher, "that's correct. Now," the teacher continued, "who can use this word in a sentence?"

Stephen raised his hand quick as a flash shouting, "I know-Iknow,"

"OK" replied the teacher, "please use the word Stephen."

Stephen responded, "How did my dictate last night, Fiona?"

Don't I look like a count?

The farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being pleased with his new hirsute adornment, he had his picture taken and sent it off to his parents.

On the back of the photo he scrawled "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?"

Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!"

A logical enough question

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"


A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating."

The teacher says, "No that's fascinating."

Jennifer raises her hand and says, "When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated."

The teacher says, "No that's fascinated."

So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "My mom bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her tit's are so big she could only fasten eight!

Naughty naughty pets

A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".

As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"

The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."

The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."

The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"

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apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
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from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
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Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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On a blanket from Taiwan:

On a Taiwanese shampoo:

On the bottle of a (UK) flavored milk drink:

On a New Zealand insect spray:

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? And Whos Body?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

In a US guide to setting up a new computer:
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box)

On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrihoids:

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles:

On a Sears hairdryer:

On a bag of Fritos:
(The shoplifter special!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box):

On a Korean kitchen knife:

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

On a Swedish chainsaw:

On a child's superman costume:

On Nytol Sleep Aid:

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:

Flying can get a bit boring at times. Airline attendants occasionally make an effort to make announcements and in-flight safety lectures more entertaining. These are just some of the genuine examples that have been heard or reported over the years:

- ''To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt. If you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.''

- ''As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.''

- ''There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this plane.''

- When a plane finally came to a halt, ''We ask you to remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.''

- After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms, a fight attendant announced, ''Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as heck, everything has shifted.''

- ''In the even of a sudden loss of cabin pressure margarine cups will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, then pick your favorite.''

- ''Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed for you before we arrive.''

- ''Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your nose and mouth before assisting children or other adults acting like children.''

- ''Last one off the plane must clean it.''

- ''And from the pilot during his welcome message, ''We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!''

- ''Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Brave heart and his magnificent crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tyre smoke has cleared an the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.''

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''


Itachi -/_\-

Deidara (o.\)

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori (e.e)

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan _

Kakuzu $ $

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, VK(So addicted...), Chi-.-'usugai, Shamuto de kaatsu, Cherry-Blossom-Beauty, Divalicious Pop Pwincx

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, VK, Chi-.-'usugai, Shamuto de kaatsu,Cherry-Blossom-Beauty, Divalicious Pop Pwincx

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

WE HATE SAI CLUB!: if you hate sai from NARUTO because he's sasuke's REPLACEMENT or calls sakura UGLY, copy and paste this into your bio and add your pename here: I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms,Akari Aika-Again&Again,Cherry-Blossom-Beauty

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this Karin bashing's and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a sheet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, stargazing-sweetie, Namikaze_vs_Uchiha, Uchiha' Mikomi-Aii, Sakura-Hime Uchiha,Cherry-Blossom-Beauty

Naruto Birthdays!!

01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

153 derivatives of “Jennifer”

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My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

You saw Gaara and Sasuke doing WHAT?! - (In a Naruto avatar!)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (yays)

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. (nods that is very true)



FRIENDS: Lend you there umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FUCKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? not really

Can you cry under water? i think so . . . wouldn't really know what with all the water around me

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? president i think

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? do 2 cents make a penny?? "o.o

Where's that extra penny going to? ma bank ofcourse

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? i dun think so

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? cux they're stupid

What disease did cured ham actually have? a lot, or nuthin

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? cux they're tht dumb

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? slept lyk a baby literally mean tht, duh -.-

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? no

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? cux they're on top of the damn tv

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? they feel pity for the person who needed money and put up the ninocular

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Do stairs go up or down?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

Strangers have the best candy

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night

I’m Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.

Idiots surround me!

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

Too many freaks, not enough circus's!

WARNING: mental backup in progress.

You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

"Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes"

"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."

"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together."

"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."

"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie through your teeth."

"Live long and prosper or live short and don't prosper... whichever works for you."

"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."

"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"

"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter."

"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"

“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”

"Society is thick, Normality is overrated, Lunacy is underestimated, and in the midst of it all, I remain relatively sane."

"If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!"

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."

"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."

"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police"

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time i fall in love...it never seems to last

Silence is silver...but Duct Tape is Shiny!

Life's Tough, get a helmet! (Eric from Boy Meets World)

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

normal people worry me

you say psycho like it's a bad thing

those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.

"I'm going to live life or die trying"

"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."

"We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time"unknown

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

If you die, I'll kill you!"

Be Quite Voices! Or I'll Poke You With A Q-Tip!

Live Dangerous. . .Run With Scissors

Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).

"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to make your face frown, BUT,

it only takes 4 to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother @#?&! upside the head... Pass it on."

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I'll get in trouble no matter what."

Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.

"Flying is merely what happens when you throw yourself at the ground and miss."

A straight line may be the shortest route between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting...

Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends

Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Being normal is overrated.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

"When all else fails blow shit up."

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

yo-yos were invented as a weapon

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)

Yes, I am insane, but every now and then I have these horrible periods of boredom where I have to be normal like you.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

We're all going to die...but I got a helmet.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there," thing. I think of it as a "You have to be clinically insane like us," thing.

If you ever stop to wonder if you have insane mental problems, then it's already too late for you. It's sad, but true.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

My day isn't complete until I have freaked out a complete stranger.

We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at showing it.

I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce.

The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen.

I could never find another man like you...Hell, half the time I can't even find where I parked the car.

I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor or are not presently attending a church of your choice, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand what I just told you, Asshole??

After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, "Well, maybe life isn't for everyone."

Evil Minions; not always as useful as one would hope.

Buckle up!! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I didn't steal anything, but I did rearrange their furniture.

You laugh because I'm a little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives.

Seeing Sasuke making funny faces amuses me greatly.

You can't make a person love you...You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Slinky Escalator = Everlasting fun.

You know, just once I would like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

I may not look like much, but I'm a pro at pretending to be a ninja.

Beware of women with kunai.

Do Not Disturb: Plotting

Stupid weatherman...Sunny and clear my ass.

"If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

"Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw." -Lilo (Lilo and Stitch)

People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!!

Kids like us should wear WARNINGS.

Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.

You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.

It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important.

I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.

There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.

Stalkers are like your best friends. They just hide behind trees more.

It's a good thing I love you 'cause if I didn't, I'd call the men in white coats on you.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl.

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough." -Colbert

"Don't provoke the lunatic, alright." -Booth (Bones)

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway" -Elbert Hubbard

Careful or you'll end up in my novel.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.)

When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (And the lesson is: "Vengeance!")

"The older you get, the sooner it ends."

Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius"

"i am not insane...i am just looking for the entrance of the kingdom of mayonnaise"

I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!

As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!

Drive it like you stole it!

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific

We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

You have the emotional capacity of this stapler

...not to mention that I went crazy again today.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Yes, of course I'm perfectly civil, but that's only because I choose to direct my anger towards such fruitful pursuits as plotting your untimely and gruesome death.

Have a nice day, now.

"We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."- Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"A hero has the power to move the world. A true hero has the power to destroy the world but chooses not to despite what the world thinks of them." -Joseph Patrick Lyons


Usin' ma cud-be List of 10 favorite Naruto characters in no order, answer the following questions:

(I just had to do this - so much fun!)

1) Hidan (apparently I have a thing for violent, loud-mouthed men wit hlight colored hair)

2) Itachi (HOTTIE!!!)

3) Tenten (She and Hinata about the onyl girls in Naruto that I like)

4) Sasuke (miniature hottie!!!)

5) Kiba (I fell for him the moment he was willing to stab himself during the Sasuke chase - that's a little weird, isn't it...)

6) Hinata (only like her and Tenten...)

7) Suigetsu (he cracks me up)

8) Gaara (hahahahahaha he doesn't have eyebrows hahahaha)

9) Shikamaru (i like smart guys)

10) Deidara (blond fur ball - i have a thing for blonds...)

What would you do if:

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Hidan? Scream my head off because he's probably about to sacrifice me to Jashin-sama/

2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?

Tenten? Well... she's a girl so it wouldn't be too bug a deal.

3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Sasuke and Shikamaru? I would weep miserably - it's such a waste for a hottie to be gay. They're all meant to fall in love with me...

4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?


5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?

Hinata? I would try an find a hot guy for her... Maybe boost her confidence a bit...

6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Suigetsu? I would do the extremely-embarassing-happy-dance (not to be seen by the public) and he would be so horrified that he'd want to quit being a part of my family.

7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Gaara? He belongs in a mental hospital anyways...

8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Shikamaru? Well, he would never (too lazy) but if he did, I would kick is smart-ass

9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Deidara? I would kick his ass. And then steal his clay and make him chase after me all day - he can't ignore me then.

10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Hidan would save me only so he could sacrifice me to Jashin-sama instead

11) You’re on a vaction with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Itachi would call me an idiot and leave me behind to fend for myself

12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Tenten? KUNAI! love ya, tenten! hahaha

13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

Sasuke? He would leave me there to burn. No, seriously. We all know he would.

14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Kiba would laugh his ass off and never let me forget it.

15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?

If I were about to marry Deidara? What would Hidan do?

In my imagination: He would come running up the aisle, sweep me off my feet and marry me instead.

Reality: Oh, harsh reality. Deidara would never marry me and Hidan would sacrifice me to Jashin-sama

16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Suigetsu? He'd be the one dumping me. hahaha jk. He'd probably go kill that person.

17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Shikamaru? Support? He probably wouldn't even show up

18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Deidara would say "Art is a bang!" and blow me to smithereens

19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

Hidan? I like violent, arrogant, hotheaded guys who swear a lot and have light colored hair. Now who does that remind you of?

20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

Itachi and Shikamaru? I would slap Itachi and cry: "Not you too! Why must all the hotties be gay!?"

21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?

I would never date Tenten. We'd be like sisters.

22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Sasuke and Shikamaru. Gay hotties. WHY!?!? THEY ALL BELONG TO ME!

23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Kiba and Hinata? Of course. Kiba will kiss Hinata and she'll blush really red and stammer that she loves Naruto. Sorry, Kiba. You can fall for me instead.

24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

hahahahahaha Hinata? A player? hahahaha I would laugh my ass off! hahahhahahaha

25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Suigetsu? I'm think "Hot damn, boy! Just ask me out already!"

26) Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?

Gaara? "ARE YOU AN IDIOT!? LOOK AT THOSE MASSES OF FANGIRLS! THEY'RE THERE FOR THE PICKING! Now date me so I can go laugh in all their faces."

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Shikamaru? Well since his love is Temari he'd never do that, but if he did, I'm slowly convince him that he is, in fact, in love with Temari.

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Deidara and Hidan!?!?!? WHY!? WHY ARE ALL THE HOTTIES GAY!?!? I WOULD KILL DEIDARA AND FORCE HIDAN TO MARRY ME (and then he'd sacrifice me to Jashin-sama. The End.)

29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Tenten and Sasuke? Damn, Tenten you got it goooooood.

30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

Hidan and Hinata? Hell no! Hidan is MY soulmate!

31) Would 2 trust 5?

Itachi and Kiba? They barely no oen another and Itachi is in the Akatsuki. That would be a no.

32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Sasuke and Deidara... Deidara blows Sasuke to smithereens and I clean up the debris and build a shrine to it. hahaha kidding...

33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Kiba and Hidan? they woudl be...surgeons.. Kiba so he can help the animals and Hidan so he can cut people up.

34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Hinata and Tenten? YAY! Girls' night out! They'd make lamb chops!!! I totally just made that up on the spot...

35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Suigetsu and Shikamaru? Er...they'd probably he business men. Shikamaru will be the head and Suigetsu his underling.

36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Gaara and Kiba... hahahahahahahah just hahahahahahahaha

37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Hinata? Well...blond, hyperactive, confident, determined...basically, Naruto. Mayeb he pays more attention to her...

38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Shikamaru and Deidara? Deidara is telling Shikamaru perverted jokes about Termari and is laugh so hard that his face is bright red, while Shikamaru is blushing like an idiot.

39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.

Hidan and Deidara? They'd get into a gigantic fight where half the world is destroyed and then, when they both ran out of chakra, I'd appear and we'd all go out for sake.

40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Itachi and Shikamaru? Shikamaru would die of shock and the nuse it to blackmail Itachi.

41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.

Kiba and Hinata. Kiba would spent the entire time watching Hinata while she struggled to lift even the slightest weight.

42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

Hinata? Of course she'd be invited to my birthday! But if I forgot, she probably wouldn't mention it.

43) 7 won the lottery.

Suigetsu? He'd celebrate with women and booze.

44) 8 had quite a big secret.

Gaara? I'd be too scared to ask him about it...

45) 9 became a singer.

Shikamaru? I would laugh my ass off and tell him he fails at life.

46) 10 got a daughter.

Deidara. I'd take the baby away and raise him/her for myself so that Deidara doesn't give his child brain dammage

47) What would 1 think of 2?

Hidan and Itachi? Hidan would want to sacrifice Itachi to Jashin-sama. Jashin-sama would be appeased.

48) How would 3 greet 4?

Tenten and Sasuke? she's throw a kunai at his head and try to kill him - he is a criminal...

49) What would 4 envy about 5?

Sasuke and Kiba... Kiba has a life.

50)What dream would 5 have about 6?

Kiba and Hinata? Haven't we been over this? Kiba luuuuuvs Hinata.

51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Hinata and Suigetsu? Absolutely nothing.

52) What would make 7 angry at 8?

Suigetsu and Gaara? Suigetsu would be pissed off that Gaara doesn't have eyebrows...

53) Where would 8 meet 9?

Gaara and Shikamaru? Battle tactics. Idk...Why don't you ask them?

54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Shikamaru and Deidara? Um...anything. They are enemies...

55) What would make 10 scared of 1?

Deidara and Hidan? Everything. Hidan is a terrifying person.

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice - even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

O.o I can actually understand this... T.T :D

If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8118423151811 = 98


11141523125475 = 96

But ,

120209202145 = 100


2211212198920 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1191911919199147 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


Ohayou. -おはよう。- Good morning.

Konnichiwa. - こんにちは。- Good afternoon.

Konbanwa. - こんばんは。 - Good evening.

Oyasuminasai. - おやすみなさい。- Good night.

Sayonara. - さよなら。- Good bye.

Dewa mata. - ではまた。- See you later.

Mata ashita. - また明日。- See you tomorrow.

Genki desu ka. - 元気ですか。- How are you?

Omedetou gozaimasu. - おめでとうございます。or
Omedetou. - おめでとう。 (casual) -Congratulations.

O-tanjoubi omedetou gozaimasu . - お誕生日おめでとうございます。 (formal) or
Tanjoubi omedetou. - 誕生日おめでとう。 (casual) - Happy Birthday.

Go-kekkon omedetou gozaimasu. - ご結婚おめでとうございます。 (formal) or
Kekkon omedetou. - 結婚おめでとう。 (casual) Congratulations on your wedding.

Guai wa ikaga desu ka. - 具合はどうですか。 - How are you feeling?
(Literally means, How is your condition?)

Kaze wa dou desu ka. - 風邪はどうですか。 - How is your cold?
Okagesama de - Thanks to your help,

yoku narimashita. - おかげさまでよくなりました。 - I have gotten better.

Odaiji ni. - お大事に。 - Please take care of yourself.

Gobusata shite imasu. - ご無沙汰しています。 (very formal) - I haven't seen you in a long time.

Ohisashiburi desu. - お久しぶりです。 (formal) or

Hisashiburi! - 久しぶり! (casual) - Long time no see.

Ne? - Right or Agree

Yoi otoshi o omukae kudasai. - よいお年をお迎えください。 (formal) or
Yoi otoshi o! - よいお年を! (casual) - I wish you will have a good new year.

Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu. - あけましておめでとうございます。 (formal)

Akemashite omedetou. - あけましておめでとう。 (casual) - Happy New Year.

Notes: There is a rule for writing hiragana "wa(わ)" and "ha(は)." When
"wa" is used as a particle, it is written in hiragana as "ha." "Konnichiwa" or
"Konbanwa" are now fixed greetings. However, in the old days it was a part of
sentence such as "Today is (Konnichi wa )" or "Tonight is (Konban wa )"
and "wa" functioned as a particle. That's why it is still written in hiragana as "ha."

The form "gozaimasu(ございます)" is more polite. It is added when you are talking
with somebody who is not a family members or a close friend. To reply, "Arigatou
gozaimasu(ありがとうございます)" or "Arigatou(ありがとう)" is used.

The honorific "o(お)" or "go(ご)" can be attached to the front of some nouns as a
formal way of saying "your". It is very polite.

"Okagesama de(おかげさまで)" can be used whenever you announce good news in
answer to someone's concerned inquiry.

To reply "Odaiji ni(お大事に)", "Arigatou gozaimasu(ありがとうございます)" is

There is a Japanese song titled "Ohisashiburi ne(お久しぶりね)". "Ne(ね)" is a
sentence particle. Ne is used to seek confirmation and is similar to English
expressions such as "right?" or "don't you agree?".
To reply to "Gobusata shite imasu," "Kochira koso (Same here)" is used. In casual
conversations among friends, simply repeat "Hisashiburi!" or "Hisashiburi ne".

The New Year is the most important time of the year in Japan. (just like Christmas in
the west).

"Akemasu" literally means "to open". "Kotoshi mo yoroshiku onegaishimasu (I look
forward to our continued relationship over this year)" is often added after
"Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu". To reply, "Kochira koso" is used.

New Year in my Hometown, Japan:

Although Shogatsu means January, it is celebrated for the first 3 days or the first week of January. These days are considered the most important holidays for the Japanese. One could equate it with the celebration of Christmas in the west. During this time business and schools close for one to two weeks. It is also a time for people to return to their families which leads to the inevitable backlog of travelers. The Japanese decorate their houses, but before the decorations start to be put up a general house cleaning is done. The most common New Year's decorations are pine and bamboo, sacred straw festoons, and oval shaped rice cakes.

On New Year's eve, bells (joya no kane) are rung at the local temples to speed out the old year. The New Year is welcomed in by the eating of year-crossing noodles (toshikoshi-soba). Casual western style clothing is replaced with kimono on New Years day as people go for their first temple or shrine visit of the New Year (hatsumoude). At the temples they pray for health and happiness in the coming year. The reading New Year's cards (nengajou) and the giving of gifts (otoshidama) to young children are also apart of the New Year celebrations.

Food, of course, is also a big part of Japanese New Year's celebrations. Osechi-ryori are special dishes eaten on the first three days of the New Year. Grilled and vinegary dishes are served in multi-layered lacquered boxes (juubako). The dishes are design to be pleasant to look at, and keep for days so that the mother is free from having to cook for three days. There are some regional differences but the osechi dishes are basically the same nationwide. Each of the food types in the boxes represents a wish for the future. Sea Bream (tai) is "auspicious" (medetai). Herring roe (kazunoko) is "the prosperity of one's descendants". Sea tangle roll (kobumaki) is "Happiness" (yorokobu).

Relationship with Cherry blossom:

The cherry blossom (桜, sakura) is the national flower of Japan. It is probably most beloved flower among the Japanese. The blooming of cherry blossoms signifies not only the arrival of spring but the beginning of the new academic year for schools (Japanese school year starts in April) and of the new fiscal year for businesses. The cherry blossoms are symbols of a bright future. Also, their delicacy suggests purity, transience, melancholy and has poetic appeal.

During this period, the weather forecasts include reports on the advance of sakura zensen (桜前線, sakura front) as the blossoms sweep north. As the trees begin to bloom, the Japanese participate in hanami (花見, flower viewing). People gather under the trees, eat picnic lunches, drink sake, view the cherry blossom flowers and have a great time. In cities, viewing cherry blossoms in the evening (夜桜, yozakura) is also popular. Against the dark sky, the cherry blossoms in full bloom are especially beautiful.

However, there is also a dark side. The Japanese cherry blossoms open all at once and seldom last more than a week. From the way they quickly and gracefully fall, they were used by militarism to beautify the death of the suicide units. To samurai in the ancient times or soldiers during World Wars there was no greater glory than dying on the battlefield like scattered cherry blossoms.

Sakura-yu is a tea-like drink made by steeping a salt-preserved cherry blossom in hot water. It is often served at wedding and other auspicious occasions. Sakura-mochi is a dumpling containing sweet bean paste wrapped in a salt-preserved cherry-tree leaf.

A sakura also means a shill who raves about his mock purchase. Originally referring to people who were admitted to watch plays for free. The word came about because cherry blossoms are free for viewing.

The cherry blossom is synonymous with the word "flower (花, hana)". Hana yori dango (花より団子, dumplings over flowers) is a proverb that expresses the practical is preferred over the aesthetic. In hanami, people often seem to be more interested in eating foods or drinking alcohol than appreciating the beauty of the flowers. Click here to learn more expressions including flowers.

Click here to learn the kanji character for "cherry blossom".


The pine (matsu) signifies longevity since it is an ever-green tree, lives for a long time and grows beautifully weathered with age. It has been valued since ancient times and has been incorporated in over 100 family heraldic designs. The pine is also an essential part of any Japanese landscape. It is often drawn in the background of Japanese paintings.

The pine, bamboo, and plum (sho-chiku-bai) are an auspicious combination symbolizing long life, hardiness and vitality. The pine is for longevity and endurance, and the bamboo is for flexibility and strength, and the plum is for a young spirit. This trio is often used in restaurants as a name for the three levels of quality (and price) of its offerings. It is used instead of directly stating quality or price (e.g. the highest quality would be pine). Sho-chiku-bai is also used for the name of a sake (Japanese alcohol) brand.

Kadomatsu are decorations made with assembled pine branches enhanced by a stem of bamboo and spray of plum tree branches. During the New Year, they are placed in front of the house gate. Originally, kadomatsu were displayed to invite the gods in, but these days they are another New Year's decoration.

Matsutake (pine mushroom) is a highly fragrant and edible mushroom that grows naturally near Japanese red pines in autumn. Whether grilled or cooked with rice, the Japanese enjoy the unique aroma and flavor. Matsutake production has fallen dramatically in recent years and it has been turned into an expensive gourmet item


Bamboo (take) is a very strong plant. With a sturdy root structure, it is symbol of prosperity. Simple and unadorned, the bamboo is also symbolic of purity and innocence. "Take o watta youna hito(a man like fresh-split bamboo)" refers to a man with a frank nature.

Bamboo appears in many ancient tales. "Taketori Monogatari(Tale of the Bamboo Cutter)" also known as "Kaguya-hime(The Princess Kaguya)" is about the princess of the moon who is found inside a bamboo stalk, and returns to the moon in the end. It is the oldest narrative literature in kana script, and one of the most beloved stories in Japan.

Bamboo and sasa (bamboo grass) are used in many festivals to ward off evil. On Tanabata (July 7), people write their wishes on strips of paper in various colors and hang them on sasa

"Take ni ki o tsugu"(putting bamboo and wood together) is synonymous with disharmony. "Yabuisha" ("yabu" is bamboo groves and "isha" is a doctor) refers to a quack. Though its origin is not clear, it is probably because just as bamboo leaves rustle in the slightest breeze, an incompetent doctor makes a great to-do about even the slightest illness. "yabuhebi"("hebi" is a snake) means to reap ill fortune from an unnecessary act. It comes from the likelihood that poking a bamboo bush may flush a snake. It is a similar expression to, "let sleeping dogs lie".

Bamboo is found all over in Japan because the warm, humid climate is well-suited to bamboo cultivation. It is frequently used for construction and handcrafts. Shakuhachi is a wind instrument made of bamboo. Bamboo sprouts (takenoko) also have long been used in Japanese cuisine.

For years, people were told to run into the bamboo groves in the event of an earthquake, because the bamboo's strong root structure would hold the earth together.

Click here for kanji character for "Bamboo."


(1) Formal Introductions

In Japanese there are several levels of formality. Here is the expression, "Nice to meet you" on various formal levels.

A way to introduce new people:

Douzo yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
どうぞよろしくお願いします。 very formal expression
used to a higher Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
よろしくお願いします。 to a higher Douzo yoroshiku.
どうぞよろしく。 to an equal Yoroshiku.
よろしく。 to a lower

The honorific "o (お)" or "go (ご)" can be attached to the front of some nouns as a formal way of saying "your." It is very polite.

お国 someone else's country o-namae
お名前 someone else's name o-shigoto
お仕事 someone else's job go-senmon
ご専門 someone else's field of study

There are some cases "o" or "go" does not mean "your." In this case they make the word more polite.

お茶 tea (Japanese tea) o-tearai
お手洗い toilet

(2) Addressing People

The title "san (Mr./Mrs./Miss etc.)" is used for both male and female names, and either the family name or the given name. It is a respectful title, so you can not attach it your own name or to the name of one of your family members.

(1) Short Questions

When asking information about someone's name or country etc., a shortened form of a question is often used. This leaves just the topic, which is said with rising intonation.

O-namae wa (nan desu ka).
お名前は(何ですか)。 (What is) your name? O-kuni wa (dochira desu ka).
お国は(どちらですか)。 (Where is) your country? Go-senmon wa (nan desu ka).
ご専門は(何ですか)。 (What is) your field of study?

(2) How to end a conversation

Dewa mata.
ではまた。 See you later. Ja mata.
じゃまた。 See you later. (less formal) Mata ashita.
また明日。 See you tomorrow. Sayonara.
さよなら。 Good-bye. Shitsurei shimasu.
失礼します。 I am going to leave. (very formal)

"Sayonara (さよなら)" is not normally used when leaving one's own homes or places of temporary residence unless one is leaving for a very long time. If you know that you will see a person again soon, expressions like "Ja mata (じゃまた)" or "Mata ashita (また明日)" are used.

"Shitsurei shimasu(失 礼します)" is a formal expression used when announcing that you are leaving someone's presence or when you are leaving before someone else (in this case, it is often said as "Osakini shitsurei shimasu(お先に失礼します).") It is also used when entering a house or room, passing in front of someone or leaving in the middle of a gathering.

Click the link to hear the pronunciation.

す みません。 Excuse me. (This is a useful expression to get someone's attention. It can be used to call for services in a shop or office. It also can be used with strangers to alert them that you wish to ask them question. Click here for other usages of "Sumimasen.") kore
これ this (Click here to learn more about "kore.") koukubin
航空便 air mail Onegaishimasu.
お願いします。 Please . (This is very convenient phrase used when making a request. Click here to learn more about this phrase.) Kanada
カナダ Canada ee
ええ Yes (Less formal than "hai." Click here to learn more about "ee" and "hai.") sorekara
それから And, then (It is placed at the beginning of a sentence to connect it to the pervious one.) en
円 Yen (Japanese monetary unit) kitte
切手 stamp mai
枚 The counter for thin, flat objects. Click here to learn about counters. hagaki
はがき postcard kudasai.
ください。 Please give me. (It follows the object particle "o." In this case, "Onegaishimasu" can be replaced. Click here for more about this phrase.) ikura
いくら how much zenbu de
全部で in total okaeshi
お返し change Doumo.
どうも。 Thanks. (Click here for to learn more about "Doumo.")

Doumo arigatou gozaimashita.

Thank you very much. (This is a polite way of saying "Thanks." It is used for something that has already been done for you and often used by clerks at a shop or an office in the service industry. The customer will normally reply "Doumo" or not at all. Click here for more about this expression.)

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=akatsukikain&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=0Pj-BzASfHNjnM:&imgrefurl=http://vampireknighttry.wikia.com/wiki/Akatsuki_Kain&docid=Ixj5rnEDIlCI5M&imgurl=http://images.wikia.com/vampireknighttry/images/9/90/Kain.png&w=225&h=350&ei=U2GzT7KiB8PdigeZ-5XmCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=343&vpy=63&dur=2720&hovh=280&hovw=180&tx=115&ty=91&sig=101118865073998570553&page=1&tbnh=151&tbnw=98&start=0&ndsp=36&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:79&biw=1680&bih=877 => Akatsuki Kain

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=rukasouen&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=wI_3wuX68IojPM:&imgrefurl=http://www.sodahead.com/fun/who-is-your-favorite-vampire-in-vampire-knight/question-1319585/&docid=xXpb5ZUqiV2D6M&imgurl=http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001319585/Ruka_Chan3_answer_6_xlarge.png&w=350&h=283&ei=cGizT_DzFIuyiQeqt_CICQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1380&vpy=240&dur=1179&hovh=202&hovw=250&tx=148&ty=80&sig=101118865073998570553&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=190&start=0&ndsp=36&ved=1t:429,r:17,s:0,i:123&biw=1680&bih=877 => Ruka Souen

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=seirenvampireknight&hl=en&sa=G&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=lepUPDS7OkHOLM:&imgrefurl=http://www.animegalleries.net/img/389668&docid=Vz0Q1GNojlmr2M&imgurl=http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/90203/Seiren.jpg%253F%253D123&w=240&h=297&ei=_mizT_rHGMqeiQe7rdzZCA&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=317&sig=101118865073998570553&page=1&tbnh=158&tbnw=128&start=0&ndsp=35&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:79&tx=66&ty=71&biw=1680&bih=877 => Seien

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=Ichigotakuma&hl=en&biw=1680&bih=877&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=2V-MF-ItdqrAzM:&imgrefurl=http://vampireknight.wikia.com/wiki/Takuma_Ichijo&docid=7d3ASge-DbEmmM&imgurl=http://images.wikia.com/vampireknight/images/2/23/IchijoTakuma2.png&w=511&h=328&ei=YWmzT_SQK8OtiAe1xaXQCA&zoom=1 => Ichijou Takuma


=> Amaterasu Ayako (Amaterasu: Who illuminates heaven, Ayaka: Colorful fragrant)

=> Leiko Mai (Leiko: Arrogant , Mai: Ocean or elegance)

=> Hamako Kaoru (Hamako: Child of the beach, Kaoru: Fragrant)

=> Karin Akane (Karin: Pure, Akane: Madder; red dye)

=> Fukiko Hajime (Fukiko: Joyous girl; child of a joyous woman, Hajime: Beginning)


http://www.google.com/imgres?q=yuukikuran&hl=en&sa=G&biw=1680&bih=877&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=4ZTEkfBTLyP7dM:&imgrefurl=http://www.sodahead.com/fun/whats-your-favorite-anime-that-you-insanely-want-to-complete-till-the-end/question-1714711/&docid=FexOtIHwibRSHM&imgurl=http://www.deviantart.com/download/130970640/yuuki_by_rayanemg.jpg&w=1024&h=640&ei=3V6zT7DaLq2iiAfUpvnSCA&zoom=1 => Yuuki Cross

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=yorivampireknight&hl=en&sa=G&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=hDicSgyJL7o6QM:&imgrefurl=http://www.crunchyroll.com/group/Vampire_Knight_RolePlaying&docid=xUDGXSwcVyF5IM&imgurl=http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/a17e0143e6d7c5e0fe9708ba774f17641231207970_full.jpg&w=378&h=316&ei=Tl-zT4yGEsSViQfN-OSICQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=699&vpy=392&dur=305&hovh=205&hovw=246&tx=93&ty=107&sig=101118865073998570553&page=1&tbnh=149&tbnw=195&start=0&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:19,s:0,i:141&biw=1680&bih=877 => Sayori Wakaba

=> Natsu Kiyoshi (Natsu: Summer, Kiyoshi: Quiet)


http://www.google.com/imgres?q=zerokiryu&start=71&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&addh=36&tbm=isch&tbnid=LQzv28m1567tzM:&imgrefurl=http://auliiaaa.blogspot.com/2011/05/zero-kiryuu.html&docid=29qLN9w2FmObuM&imgurl=http://lh6.ggpht.com/_xo73Ag6vJ94/TcpNqJNv6FI/AAAAAAAAAGU/n5zVZIZZl_I/516448_thumb%25255B5%25255D.jpg&w=222&h=229&ei=-mmzT9KSLPGTiQfeh6DnCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1238&vpy=131&dur=1731&hovh=183&hovw=177&tx=123&ty=75&sig=101118865073998570553&page=3&tbnh=157&tbnw=158&ndsp=41&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:71,i:36&biw=1680&bih=877 => Zero Kiriyu

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=kaiencross&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=8ykwtzroSNawoM:&imgrefurl=http://www.fanpop.com/spots/anime/forum/post/49376/2/long-haired-guys&docid=hQPIFDqB8USH0M&imgurl=http://images4.fanpop.com/image/forum/49000/49376_1282636539962_full.jpg&w=704&h=400&ei=dGqzT9m9J46hiQej183mCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=308&vpy=102&dur=3499&hovh=169&hovw=298&tx=180&ty=96&sig=101118865073998570553&page=2&tbnh=154&tbnw=246&start=30&ndsp=37&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:30,i:142&biw=1680&bih=877 => Kaien Cross

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3144/2733642617_c27301fbfc.jpg => Akemi Atsushi (Akemi: Bright and beautiful; red beauty, Atsushi:Pure ambition)

=> Akio Atsushi (Akio: Bright man, Atsushi:Pure ambition)

=> Yoshino Atsushi (Yoshino: Dense beauty, Atsushi:Pure ambition)

=> Hiromi Atsushi (Hiromi: Broadminded beauty, Atsushi:Pure ambition)

=> Koto Kazuma (Koto: Harp, Kazuma: True Harmony)


=> Masaye Maiko (Masaye: Blessed with elegance, Maiko: Dance child)

=> Naota Riichirou (Naota: Thich honesty, Riichirou: Son of one logic)

=> Airi Akeno (Airi: Beloved Jasmine, Akeno: Bright meadow; of light)


Top Yuuki wore in chapter one

Skirt Yuuki wore in chapter one

Shoe Yuuki wore in the chapter one

Barrette Yuuki wore in the first chapter

The dress Yuuki wore in chapter two when she went to the garden.

The shoes Yuuki wore in chapter two when she went to the garden.

Yuuki's hairstyle in second chapter when she went to the garden.

Yuuki's hairstyle in second chapter when she went to the garden.

Yoshiko's hairstyle in second chapter.

Yoshiko's dress in second chapter while meeting Yuuki for the first time.

Yuuki's dress when she went to CBR in chapter two.

Yuuki's shoes when she went to CBR in chapter two.

Yuuki's hairstyle in second chapter when she went to the garden.

Yuuki's dress in second chapter when she went to open the Moon Dormitory doors.

- top she wore underneathe the cardigan.

- cardigan and shorts she wore.

Yuuki's shoes in second chapter when she went to open the Moon Dormitory gates.

Zero's outfit in second chapter when he was prying the fan girls and fan boys away from the Moon Dormitory gates.

Zero's shoes in second chapter when he was prying the fan girls and fan boys away from the Moon Dormitory gates.

Pictures of OC and OOC characters

=> Sakura Haruno

=> Ino Yamanaka

=> Hinata Hyuuga

=> Tenten Akari

=> Karin Akane

=> Sasuke Uchiha

=> Naruto Namikaze

=> Shikamaru Nara

=> Neji Hyuuga

=> Suigetsu

=> Itachi Uchiha

=> Kisame Hoshigaki

=> Hidan

=> Kakuzu

=> Sasori no Akasuna

=> Deidara no Iwa

=> Tobi

=> Konan

=> Pein

School Uniform


Top & Skirt





The outfit Sakura wore in chapter one when she went to KHS.

=> dress

=> heels

The outfit Sakura wore in chapter one after she took a bath.

=> top

=> jean leggings

=> heels

The outfit Tenten was wearing in chapter one when she went to the cafe.

=> top

=> jeans

=> sneakers

The outfit Tenten was wearing in chapter one when she went to the cafe.

=> top and cardigan

=> jeans

=> wedge heels


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Fighting Back the Tears by Starwood93 reviews
Everything seemed good in the village of Konoha. Sasuke had returned but for one girl it seemed it maybe had gotten all too worse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Sasuke's Property: DO NOT TOUCH by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku. Sex, lust, desire. He seduced her and now she belonged to him. Simple as that. If Sakura didn't comply.. Well, Sasuke had ways of making her beg. And when he saw her in that revealing outfit... let's just say his hormones kicked in. LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,572 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Prove them wrong! by Iloveallanime18 reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten leave the village after the hurtful words of their teammates. They come back to prove how they have grown and to also fight and live up to their powers. Will they ever forgive the boys and can they live up to their heritage? And can they save the ninja world? Or will everything come falling down in darkness? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,469 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Married to Sasuke Uchiha by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Naruto dumps Sakura, telling her that he's been dating Hinata behind her back. She runs and bumps into Sasuke. After a coincident, Sasuke forces her to marry him. When Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she finds herself falling in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 113,870 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Comfort by Lady Aren reviews
A one-night stand between Sakura and Itachi turns into something more than what either of them had ever hoped for. Add an unhappy Sasuke, ANBU operations and a clan with malicious intentions into the mix, they were in for a hell of a ride. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,866 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
A New Kind Of Family by Rogue Soul Alchemist reviews
Konaha 12's punishment for being bad is diffrent this time...it's much worse then usual. The teams are turned into familys. How will Sasuke and Sakura do as parents to a baby Naruto? Read to find out! [[ AU. SasuSaku ]]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Amneisa by MirameiJinx reviews
Sakura is involved in an accident during a mission, and is taken in supervision by Team 7 until her memories recover. The only person Sakura is having a hard time working with is the Uchiha brat. (Re-continued) SasuXSaku. Slight/faint NaruXSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The swinging hearts by Devilish Dream reviews
It all started with a kiss and is growing day by day involving the violin romance between the two violinist. Notgood at summaries so drop by and read and review, you 'll not be dissapointed.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Kahoko H., Len T.
Baby Blues by WynterSky reviews
Team 7 convinces Kakashi to let them keep a baby found abandoned outside the village. Trouble is, none of them have the least clue what to do next. Possibly SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
New Recruit by Desert Anwar reviews
With Sasori dead, Akatsuki becomes interested in his murderer. AkatSaku might make either DeiSaku or PeinSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,247 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Not Allowed to Love by MangaLover24 reviews
NEW SUMMARY Sakura is the beautiful, new girl, with a secret she's running from that could endanger herself and all of her new friends. Sasuke is the always-stoic, cold-heartthrob, with a couple secrets of his own. Little does he know, he is in for the most interesting year at school yet, becoming caught in this complicated web that this new girl weaves. story being editeddd
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,410 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Distractions by chloe523 reviews
When the girl you considered your best friend suddenly becomes all hot and sexy when you guys turn seventeen, would it be normal to pulverize every guy that dared to hit on her? Yep, definitely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,172 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Neighbour Uchiha Sasuke by ApplelovesApples reviews
"I hate you Uchiha" she spat. "No you don't." She raised a brow at that. "If you did, you would have moved years ago." He responded "Trust me, I'll be moving far, far away from you by the end of this year." She glared with her arms crossed over her chest. "Good luck with that" he smirked before walking away. REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bride of the Water God by writer4everr reviews
All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because Of You by Akari Aika-Again and Again reviews
Sasuke leaves Konoha and his friends, but brings one reminder of everything. Sakura. Something inside him told him to bring her along. But why...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,488 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lost Paradise by Daemonic Maid reviews
Sakura walks the fine line between paradise and damnation as she deals with consequences of her decisions. Tangled in the deceitful web of the gods, she fights for the life she loves. *SasuSaku*OCwarning* *Later chapters undergoing rewriting. To be updated soon*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,476 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
It All Started with a Dream by nekochan92 reviews
Sasuke returns to konaha because he is still in love the Sakura after all these years. But once he returns will everything go smoothly or will hardships await the two lovers? A Sasusaku fanfic with a little bit of Narusaku thrown in :P Story is on hold :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
There's nothing Sakura does Better than Revenge by iheartitachiuchiha reviews
NOW A TWO-SHOT: Songfic! Sakura warned Karin that revenge is her speciality. So what will happen when Karin goes too far? Karin bashing. Sasusaku with slight Naruhina, Nejiten, Saiino, Shikatema, and SasukexKarin. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Captured INDEFINITE HIATUS by xSakuraWings reviews
Lady Luck must be pulling a prank on her. First, she was trapped fighting two Akatsuki members with their gaze too low for her liking. The next thing she knew when she woke up, she was in a room with eight powerful males. "Oh shi-" - AkatsukixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,667 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 4,922 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Cousin's Bestfriend by nikushi reviews
AU/ I'm a girl and I have a job that every girl wants, an actress, a singer and a model. I grew tired of it because of the paparazzis and decided to take a break, I went to Japan and that is how I met... My Cousin's Bestfriend. Sasusaku,minor pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,863 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Queen of the harem by zoikoiroi reviews
"You betrayed our agreement of peace and attacked my kingdom. To punish you, king Haruno, I will take your daughter as a slave in my harem. If you attack me again, I will kill her." AU, many pairings, R&R LAST CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Their Mistake and Her Revenge by LilMissObsessed reviews
They replaced her with Karin, leaving her shattered.She became a famous model/singer/actress. Now she's back and she's going to give them a dose of their own medicine. Do Sasuke and Sakura's love have a second chance in all this chaos?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,050 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Hot 'n Cold by RoyalReader17 reviews
They say music is one of the ways for love to blossom. Now will love blossom between Sakura and Sasuke trough music? HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Desideratum by xSakuraWings reviews
Those irresistable emerald orbs, that soft silky pink hair and her angelic voice. She became an addiction for them and soon something even more. Sakura Haruno was just too desirable, they just couldn't resist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
To Hide and To Seek by finish line reviews
Len/Kaho. Fluffy. Really. It melts your brain. -Hino Kahoko. I can see you. I am watching you. Hide before I reach you. You veil yourself. I hunt you.—because we'll be engaging in a game of hide and seek. Because Tsukimori Len is being himself.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Winter Romance by mxngo reviews
Violin romance one-shots revolving around Winter. Kahoko x Len.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Kahoko H., Len T.
Urban Collage by Stormdragon6 reviews
Saya and Nobuyuki Haruno stood and smiled when their daughter stepped out of her car, bright and capable as ever. And they dropped their jaws when they saw the boyfriend's face covered in piercings. PainSaku Drabblefic. Kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Let's Play by Broadway-Naruto-Girl reviews
After something that scars her for life her freshman year of high school Sakura was never the same now about to enter college an emotionally inept shy frail girl will Sasuke help? Discontinued, but this story is up for adoption. PM me if interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,534 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Possessiveness by NadeshikoEverdeenHimeSama reviews
Dedicated to Ketsueki no Kuki. What do doctor's coats, crayons, and Sasuke's butt have to do with each other? Well, Madara and Sakura know. MadaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Coming Back Home by XxmickeyTxX reviews
I was dying, my brother already dead next to me. But then she came, healing us, and taking both of us home. Things will never be the same... sasuke POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sneak Peak The Next Generation by OlivHarvestLily reviews
Everyone gets a accidental visit from the next generation, their future children. How are they gonna be able to get back to the future? And Madara just has to make things harder. Usual pairings including KakaShizu,ItaAnk,&child!pairing. Gah, sorry DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Mendoukusei by Naz-G reviews
Sakura, an S Class Jounin and medic, one of the most powerful Konoha has ever had. Her legendary Team 7 are all part of ANBU. Life's good. Only 1 problem: she's steadily falling for her stoic, gorgeous sex god of a captain. *Sigh*, mendoukusei, ne?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,066 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Best Friends by hoshi rene reviews
Sakura Haruno is a sophmore at a High School in Suna. One day, when she was browsing the web, she found something very interesting that made her meet Tsunade Senju. They will help each other even though they have never met. Collab fic with Rinna-chan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Best Friends by x3Rinna-chan3x reviews
Sakura Haruno is a sophmore at a High School in Suna. One day, when she was browsing the web, she found something very interesting that made her meet Tsunade Senju. They will help each other even though they have never met. Collab fic with Hoshi rene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,054 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Better Than Revenge by JessicaMoonbeam reviews
Oneshot, Song-fic with the pairing : ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tender, Loving, Care by Imagination Lullabyx reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are on a road trip with their newborn baby. Sasuke notices that Sakura is acting moody. Later on Sakura discovers something interesting. UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lust by DaisyChristine reviews
The first part in my 'Seven Deadly Sins' collection. A short oneshot. Non Massacre. Adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Thirteen by Pathetic Rainbow reviews
Nami Amou-san does more than just write articles and takes pictures-she makes sure that two certain violinists are aware of their feelings for each other. It's time to play matchmaker, Amou style.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
True love is a Pain in the Ass by Winterfang53 reviews
The Geeks, Sakura, Hinata,Ino,Tenten,and Temari, have to last a week out in the wild with their worst enimies. Can the girls make it or will they be in for a surpise?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
This Summer by Cena Beana reviews
Iruka-sensei has assigned a over the summer project, What does Sasuke think of Sakura now that she has seemed to have changed over the summer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Awesome Naruto Sleepover Chapters 1 to 14 by Mysterious-Marshmellow reviews
The girls of Naruto, decide to have a sleepover at Sakura's. When the guys are caught outside their window, peeking, instead of being beat up, the girls invite them inside. PAIRINGS: NejiTen, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, GaaInoKiba,NaruHinaKiba, and more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sakura H., Tenten - Complete
Decaffeinated by greenwood-esther reviews
SasuxSaku, AU – It starts with innocent people-watching in a coffee house, but ends as something much, much more.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lesbianism by Sincerely Vuitton reviews
Sakura Haruno hates boys. She also hates bras, mini-skirts, tote bags and frilly Chihuahuas dressed like dog mannequins. But she most especially hates Sasuke Uchiha for being seductive, cute, sexy and arrogant. Damn him to hell. SASUSAKU. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Happy Pills Anyone? by eskeflowne reviews
"Um, Naruto." Sai said looking at the blonde across the table from him..."I have Viagra." I think you all can guess what will happen next ; caution !explicit content! SxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An All Consuming Love by HelloSweetie93 reviews
It took mere seconds for her to catch his heart and over the years his love for her only grew stronger and more consuming. However, once he leaves and is qualified as a traitor, will she be able to see past the official story and love him back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,720 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Perfect Ice Sculpture by Little Pisces Dreaming reviews
Hino is worried about the comments made by others about her and her boyfriends incompatability, so she tries to work out a good retort.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Secret Admirer by Nightangels reviews
Len wants to propose Kahoko but seems like the prom is the only way t do so, so he comes up with the plan and the title suggests how he comes up! Hope you enjoy!
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Reciprocate Feelings by LOVE has a thousand faces reviews
Len can't hide anymore his feelings and attractions towards Hino Kahoko. Now, he's showing Len's OTHER SIDE, giving Kahoko questions & confusions... GUYS! UPDATED! CHAPTER 3 IS UP! READ AND REVIEW! lenxKaho
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Kahoko H., Len T.
Once In A Blue Moon by CrayolaBox16 reviews
With Misa Hamai's birthday coming up, Len is determined to give his mom a wonderful present-through playing piano. He needs help though. And who better than to play the piece with him than Kahoko? Red here!
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
The Awakening by Gaaralover17 reviews
Sakura has always wondered about vampires. After being ditched at a bar she meets a very sexy vampire named Itachi. After getting to know him they go back to his hotel where Sakura gets a new awakening. Itachi x Sakura AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Letters From The Secret Admirer by Fammie Bammie reviews
It only takes her four letters to know who was her secret admirer. Or is it five? Let us mix the piano and the guitar in his trip, okay? Not to add the songs they sing! I'm not good in summaries so just kindly read. You'll not be disappointed.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
I Kiss A Girl And I Liked It! by empatheticsympatheticpathetic reviews
He fluttered his eyes open only to let his mind to be crowded with glossy cherry lips. Dazed with a fever with all the temperature and listlessness that prevented him to think clearly he grabbed her nape and smudged the gloss against his lips and all.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Len T., Kahoko H.
Six ways of Pain one way to be loved by Sakura Akatsuki Unstoppable reviews
Sakura just got back from her training from Jiraiya. She finally stronger than Sasuke and Naruto. The Akatsuki saw this and they want her to join them. Pein X Sakura Rated M for violence, Sexual themes lemons come later and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
And So the Truth Comes Out by NekoHimeNya reviews
Len has just come home late, and his fellow quartet members are a bit suspicious! The three decide to have a grand time tormenting Len about his strange actions.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Pretense becomes the Truth by ayamiko95 reviews
Kahoko comes up to Len one day and asks for a favor. "Go out with me." What kind of favor is that? . Here's a tribute for Len's birthday! Please review!
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
I Blame Sasuke by eskeflowne reviews
"And to think I lost my virginity to Sasuke." She laughed and Itachi paused. "You what?" Lemon Warning!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
bloody love story by LILSakura reviews
darkness is all around us, can true love truly prevail? maybe not maybe so. rated m for cussing and maybe some lemon. humor definitely a big thing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Light plus Shades by nebhat04 reviews
The famous classical music band's looking for a light and found Hino Kahoko."I refuse!"That's all she answered.The air's filled with love,hatred,vexation and rejection.7 handsome boys who can't deal with puberty and an innocent girl!Please R&R
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,493 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kahoko H., Len T.
Gravitational Pull, He is Hers by OlivHarvestLily reviews
I suck at summeries. Anyway. Brief preview of line..? "Hn." ... "Hn? HN? What do you mean 'Hn? I probably have my own gravitational pull!" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Heart Piercing Melody by simplyfierceandfearlessMiharu reviews
His mother, Hamai Misa, asked him to do an something for her. Is it to play the piece he composed himself in front of his parents and Hino Kahoko, the only person who can make him, The Tsukimori Len, to go uneasy? - HinoTsukimori - ONESHOT! read&review!
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Sweet Dream, Real Love by Aerys-Hime reviews
Len/Kaho. "What was that all about? Should I consider it a good dream or a nightmare? Or was it a sign? A sign that Tsukimori-kun would…" but what if a misunderstanding ruins all her hope? Poor summary, I know. Read and Review :D
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Sakura is Dead? by Shuriken kaatsu reviews
Sakura was invited to her friend Ino's house for a small treat, but soon Naruto found her in Ino's room, sprawled on the floor! Find out what happened!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
when she thinks he's hot by sera-chan011 reviews
Len/Kaho. Ladies and Gentlemen, if there are any , Of Crooked Thoughts and Wild Fantasies, Amou Nami Presents to you:Quiz for Girls or Boys Who Aspire to be Tsukimori Len's Girlfriend or Boyfriend . Question #8: Do you think I'm hot?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
His Gift Is Not A Pet by Aerys-Hime reviews
My Kahoko birthday special :D Summary: Nami asked Kahoko what she wanted on her birthday and told it to all of the boys. Kahoko didn't really mean her answer; a pet. But someone's gift is not as what is told. Who is it and what is his gift?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Secrets: SasukexOC OneShot by NinjaSoul reviews
SasukexOC. For over a year, no one knew about their relationship. But it turns out one blonde in particular knew all along.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Red Rose and A Blue Rose by solusviscus reviews
Valentine Special! "Hino." She heard the person called her name with the voice she missed to hear, the familiar voice that belonged to the man she missed the most. She doesn't believe this. Happy late valentine! :
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 7,714 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
YoUtopia by nebhat04 reviews
Kahoko's wish to celebrate and idyllic Christmas with her family but what happens when the weather ruins everything and she's locked up with a certain blue haired, cold hearted violinist? Will she receive her wish on this special day?MERRY XMAS!Plz R&R
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Happy Halloween! by tokiya-kun18 reviews
Kahoko's daughter is going Trick or Treating later that day. She wonders what her little girl will be dressing up as . . . -Implied Len/Kaho-
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Cough! Cough! by hiatuzzz reviews
"Oops,I think your fever is contagious." Another series of fake cough again, Sasuke winked to his son whos grinning mischievously.In which Sasuke tells his son that lying is bad,or is it really?SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Do I Matter To You? by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
After a year of dating, Sakura feels like her relationship with Sasuke is going nowhere. She thinks that she's not that important to him, so she decided to break up with him...will Sasuke be willingly to give her up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,538 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sasuke Diet by eskeflowne reviews
Sex with Sasuke can make you thin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Boomerang by season's call reviews
Hail to you, stranger, without even making an appearance, you’ve managed to make the great Len Tsukimori jealous." "You're crazy." I muttered. But who sent her those flowers, really? I'll have investigate.- So, who could've made Len jealous anyway?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
My Other Half by hellodogs reviews
Len's mother invited Kaho over for dinner. Her guess has been proven correct : LEN has feelings for KAHO! Now what is she going to do about Len's studying abroad to no break their relationship? My first fanfic! Please R&R
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Kahoko H., Len T.
Kissed by Chocolate by ZenAngelSan reviews
After a rough day, Len comes home to find Kahoko baking a chocolate cake. LenxKaho
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Sweet Candy by SakuraXAkatsuki reviews
Sakura wassn't One to play with guys she was more of a loner but when a new boy comes around can he turn up the Heat! R&R Thanks For Reading! Complete ..For now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Fire and Ice, a Naruto fanfic by potatopotatotomatotomato reviews
She was fire. He was ice. They were not meant for each other. Just ask Sakura. But, as they say, opposites attract. And Fate has a stupid way of making everything right when you try to force two people together. SasuXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,250 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U.
Missing You! by Kiri Koshiba reviews
A cute one shot of NarumixKiri! Narumi is missing Kiri a lot while she is off in L.A...
Beauty Pop - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Narumi, Kiri - Complete
The Magically SelfAdjusting Pants by JanuaryEclipses reviews
It was turning out to be a boring, mission-less summer for Team 7. That is, of course, until a pair of magical pants enters the picture. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Last Night by inlike12 reviews
lenxhino on the night of the cultural festival dance...in short chapters.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Kundiman by aesylthryth reviews
It was like being free from rusted chains, flying like a free bird in the blue sky, and for us students: the feeling of sheer happiness just after exams. That's what Len felt like - freedom, no worries, and plain relief - when Kahoko gave him love.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
The Damn Red Cloth by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Song-fic . . . kind of. It's the Sakura Festival in Konoha and with it comes the talent show. Anko has talked the girls into entering it. When the girls do a re-make of the song Lady Marmalade . . . lets just say, the boys will NEVER forget it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Push, Sakura, Push! by VampyPrincess93 reviews
She felt extreme joy in the fact of knowing that SHE was the one who gave this to him. This miracle, this bundle of joy, this new member of their family. She had finally succeeded in doing something for Sasuke for once. Contains SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Loudmouth Yamanaka Girl by VampyPrincess93 reviews
Who knew Ino's confession to Sasuke could lead to Sasuke's confession to Sakura... Contains SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
PS I LOVE YOU by Xiayra reviews
a letter made just for him… one amazing message before he left… R&R
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
To the Victor by Anna Nigma reviews
. . . go the spoils. Kahoko's heart is a prize Len refuses to lose. Len/Kahoko in 50 prompts. Rated for safety.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Jealous? No I'm Just Playing Hard To Get by White Tears and Black Roses reviews
Seisou Gakuen and Fujijo Gakuen have a last day of school dance Tsukimori is playing hard to get. So was Hino.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Akatsuki High School for the Extremely Gifted by QueenShawnaOfTheFunk reviews
As she walked into the school, she felt an overwhelming fear clutch her heart. Oh well, it was way too late to turn back at this point. She had to stay here, whether she liked it or not. Deidara X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,982 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara
Heated Lessons by peppermint.green reviews
Why does it have to be so hot today?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
A Bad Day or A Good day? by solusviscus reviews
Len must cancel his 'date' with Kahoko because of the 'family matter'. What is the family matter about? And Kahoko decide to sleepover at Len's house but to take care of someone else. Who is this lucky person?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Call Him Mine by Lady Crux reviews
Sakura is living a hollow life, Sasuke returned but he was with Karin who steals everything she ever had, she brought back Jiriaya from the dead & Naruto still is weary of her, what happens when she gets kidnapped on a mission by none other than Pein? R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,722 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Child's Play by Talbot-Stark reviews
The concours participants learn the dangers of a single empty bottle. Oneshot. LenxKaho, yay.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Give A Deeper Meaning by iceblueyes reviews
Since Kahoko and Len were stuck in a coffee shop because it was raining, they played a little game of words. Through this game would Len realized his feelings to Kahoko after all?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Last Breath by eskeflowne reviews
Bittersweet, you can't expect someone to be around forever ... Mature readers only, you have been warned. SxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You're Blocking My Way by oonddangkoma reviews
I wonder if Tsukimori-kun's favourite sentence is "You're blocking the way" or more spesifically,"You're blocking MY way"
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Kahoko H., Len T.
Falling slowly by leigh.deeA reviews
Kaho's young daugther asks how "mommy" and "daddy" met...
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
A love story by cherri-027 reviews
Who said gossips are real? And gossips aren't real? The violin romance is blooming? Oh my! KahoxLen changed the title before: Gossips & The Truth Please R&R!
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Kahoko H., Len T.
Green M&M's by PeinSaku reviews
When she saw the e-mail was from Ino, she should have deleted it. But, of course, being the curious little person she was, Sakura had opened it. She couldn't help it; she just had to know. [AU. Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] - Complete
The Violin Romnace : Fuuyumi's perspective by snake's tavern reviews
Fuuyumi's POv. A simple gathering of the concour participants at my house until something went wrong...why is kaho-sempai and tsukimomri-kun in the bathroom together ;D
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Rulez by EvolutionalEclipse reviews
“Rule one: Call me sensei, Rule two: Train every morning when you wake up and train before going to bed, Rule three: You are not to question me, Rule four: Don't speak me unless spoken to...” Itachi waited for Sasame to nod which she did.3 siblings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.
The Secretive Duet by Kahoko Hino reviews
Kahoko rushes in to find Len sitting down against the wall. She dabs at his face with her handkerchief, and tells him she will go call a doctor, but he grabs hold of her wrist and tells her not to make a fuss. Struggling to break free, Kahoko tells Len
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Forgetting the one who left by Moonlight Vampiress reviews
this is another request for Lady Kurai....Sakura's upset and Pein decides he wants a treat...SakuraXPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Where We Met by QueenShawnaOfTheFunk reviews
The first one-shot for my story Akatsuki High School for the Extremely Gifted. Itachi x Kari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Mistletoe by Starrystarrysky reviews
A Christmas for Len and Kahoko. One-shot. AU-ish.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Stupid Ramen Shop! by QueenShawnaOfTheFunk reviews
The New Girl. That was her name. It always would be because she moved so much. She never made friends. She was the Queen of Isolation. Then she moves to Konohakagure and starts to work at Ichiraku's. That's where she met Naruto. Can he break her shell?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Naruto U.
The Strings That Bind Us by Jiru-senpai reviews
At the peak of Len's career, Kahoko leaves him and cuts off their engagement completely for reasons unknown. Five years later, she comes back bringing with her a young and talented violinist who is also her one and only... son!
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,647 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
I'm So Sorry, Forgive Me by Cherry1315 reviews
Blood smeared tiles... because of me... SasukexOC SasukeOC SasuxOC SasuOC Might be a bit sad and cheesy, lol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Just So You Know by kalen1 reviews
Amou started invading the music camp of the participants of the concour and has a very naughty idea how she could finally make the story she adore so much, Violin Romance, come true. Rated M for later chapters.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Pride and Prejudice by Gesiika reviews
After the concourse is over, Tsukimori and Hino accidentally get locked in a practice room together. It’s then that Hino begins to notice just how mush Tsukimori is like Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice. Will their relationship end up the same?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Kahoko H., Len T.
Angels by BlackElement7 reviews
They were her angels, but they had betrayed her. ItaSaku, implied SasuSaku, NaruSaku, KakaSaku, SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Elevating by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
There are worse people to be stuck in an elevator with she supposed, but Tsukimori? Hino KahokoxTsukimori Len. ONE-SHOT! "What are you doing in my elevator?"
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Royal Hearts by CrimsonSakuratree reviews
What do you do when you find out you will get married on your 16 birthday? well of course you pretend to be a maid just like Sakura! ItaXSaku M for strong Lemons in future chapters! DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,933 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Playing Nurse by Safire Lupe reviews
1st La Corda fic. Len gets hurt. Kahoko plays nurse. Lets see what happens... LenxKaho. Oneshot.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Getting to Know You by QueenShawnaOfTheFunk reviews
She's always been mean to him, but for a different reason than everyone else. He doesn't know what though. He doesn't know she really loves him, just doesn't know how to show it. What'll happen? Naruto x OC bad summary, sorry
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Naruto U.
Pick Up Lines by SJ Cloude reviews
Hino never believed that she would live to see Tsukimori testing out pick-up lines. Tsukimori Len x Hino Kahoko.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Cafe Kiss OS by MissMei92 reviews
One early morning, in a quiet cafe, on an empty street... everything changed.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
What in the world did Hamai Misa want from Hino? by Simpleguiltypleasures reviews
Everyone wonders - What in the world did Hamai Misa want from Hino Kahoko?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
The World of Lonesome by Cherry1315 reviews
A spark flowed through both of their bodies from the touch. She gasped on the inside by how pleasurable, by how different it felt... It made her... SasxOC SasukexOC SasukeOC SasuOC SasuxOC This is a bit cute like fluff is, I think? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Runaway Kunoichi by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura can't find anything else in Konoha and is hit with the reality that Sasuke will never love her and never come back so she leaves.Rated for safety. PEIN X SAKURA COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Tutor by SJ Cloude reviews
Tsukimori Len realized that maybe there were perks with tutoring. Tsukimori x Hino
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Inside My Head by kalen1 reviews
Tsukimori Len has been staring at Hino for quite some time. He just can't stop and he don't know what to do for him to approach her. Worst, he was dragged in a school trip by Kanazawa together with the participants of the concour. Now, he would have to re
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Love Song by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Finally, after years of waiting, their reunion, and how every preconceived notion they had about each other flies out the window.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Overwork by BlackElement7 reviews
...Itachi. Make sure my apprentice stays at home, and gets some sleep, will you?" ItaSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Big Spender by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
He's a big spender. She isn't complaining. ITACHI IS OOC! Rated for intentions. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Someone Who Matters To Me by iruka92 reviews
Its hard to say whether I've hated you or loved you. You were so cold to me. -ONESHOT- LenxxKaho.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Our Sweet New Year by MeanIdeals reviews
It was New Year and Len had a surprise.What is it? Read and find out.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 231 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Don't Need You're Protection by asmin44 reviews
SasuXoc, Usua was assigned to watch over the last Uchiha like everyone else in her family, but with her there is more than meets the eye and sasuke will soon find out why shes the strongest in her clan. Usua was the strongest, next to his aniki...Sasu o
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sasuke U.
Burn Out by melancholy.LOVER reviews
She ran the Haruno Enterprise but street raced as well! Sasuke met her on the streets of Tokyo but little did they know their paths would collide. Literally. [I win you go out to dinner with me!] [Get ready to say goodbye to that date, Uchiha] M FOR LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sexual Disgrace by melancholy.LOVER reviews
What happens when you find yourself infatuated with the enemy?By simply looking at her makes you lose all self control.Can Sakura's experience really be called a disgrace?or is that just what she chose to think,afraid of the truth.ItaXSaku COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,188 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Connections by BlackElement7 reviews
Sequel to Allegiances and Loyalties. Hinata has joined, and now Sakura and the rest of the Akatsuki is out to find the missing piece that will give them an advantage over their last member. [ItaSaku, SasoTen, DeiHina, ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Loyalties by BlackElement7 reviews
Sequel to Allegiances. Sakura's year with the Akatsuki is up, and soon she will have to decide between staying and leaving. Here to help or hinder her choice are three friends: two old and one new. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Undead Game by BlackElement7 reviews
Every year after a vampire prince has reached adulthood, he must find a mate. Itachi's a royal. Sakura's a girl. What more must I say? [SakuIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Allegiances by BlackElement7 reviews
AU fic. Life in the darker side of the city is not easy, whether you belong to the Konoha gang, Oto, or even the infamous Akatsuki. [SakuraxItachi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Not Weak by BlackElement7 reviews
When Sakura's team refuses to help her and calls her weak, what will happen? Especially when somebody shows up and offers to train her. [SakuIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Family Completed by BlackElement7 reviews
A family is finally completed when a missingnin decides to journey home. [SakuIta]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Haunted Portrait by JanuaryEclipses reviews
[SasuSaku] Of all the things Sakura thought she’d be, she never thought she would be stalked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Drawings on the Wall by what a wonderful phrase reviews
[SasukexOC] It won third place in Diamondsforever's Naruto fanfiction contest on Quizilla.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
True Love by Neogem reviews
A quiet girl and an ice covered heart avenger. How will they match? Can she melt the heart of ice? Show him how to live a new life? SasuOC LeeSaku NaruHina ShikaIno and other pairings. Chapter 17 is up! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,200 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 10/16/2004