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Joined 11-17-02, id: 295654
Author has written 4 stories for V for Vendetta, Dead Poets Society, and House, M.D..
This profile has been removed due to inane stupidity and randomosity. The remaining bits of comedy were used in yesterday's chili. Enjoy.

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Oi! You there! With the face, yeah, and the computer! Are you listening to me? Are YOU listening to ME? Eh? Eh? What's that? Oh, never mind.

Again, my account is covered in dust and cobwebs. Fortunately, I'm back with a couple of new fandoms and a horde of plot bunnies. Although thanks to a recent injection of Procrastinathol, I'm rendered nearly immune to attacks of bunny-plots. However. I hope to be up and posting in a short period of time.

Oh, you were looking for a profile? How about fandoms instead? Sound good? You can have 'em.

Favorite books/authors
Terry Pratchett (Discworld, Bromeliad Trilogy)
J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter)
Erin Hunter (Warriors)
Tamora Pierce (Terrier, Protector of the Small)
Gabriel King (The Wild Roads)
C.S. Lewis (Chronicles of Narnia)
Jasper Fforde (Thursday Next Series)
J.R.R. Tolkien (Lord of the Rings trilogy (haven't reached Silm yet...))
William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

Favorite TV Show(s)
House, M.D.
Heroes

Favorite movies
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Princess Bride
Quite a lot of Disney
Dead Poets Society
History Boys
Amelie
V for Vendetta (and the comic)
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Practically anything by Mel Brooks

But you didn't just come here to look at what I like, I bet. In any case, I'm a bit of a grammar freak, I like to draw outside the lines (except literally), I'm female, I enjoy slash, and I dislike Mary-Sues of any description. I like movies that make me cry coughDPScough and dislike girls with short skirts. I'm a bit odd, a bit trivial, a bit poetic, and hardly original, but I do my best.

Okay, just read something, please.

Ya, thanks.

- Figure, rambling

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The Eighth Weasley by Fyrie reviews
The missing Weasley daughter, long assumed dead, is found alive and well, and not far from trouble of the magical kind. COMPLETED - June 30th 2008
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 412,531 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 12/3/2001 - Complete
domestic pause by little lady d reviews
[rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead] wait a moment.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
ghost stories by little lady d reviews
[rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead] a vanitas still life, of sorts, with conversation.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Hypothetical Situation by Phoebonica reviews
Jacques faces a moral dilemma. It's only a game, but some people take that kind of thing more seriously than others.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Jacques S., Lemony S. - Complete
The Good The Bad and The Fett by mefiant reviews
A moment in the life of the Trio.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Andrew, Jonathan L.
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Cat's Paw by afrai reviews
Sequel to Pussyfooting Around. Richard runs into a really strange stranger. Crossover with Terry Pratchett's 'The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents.'
Neverwhere - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Complete
Top Secret by bewarethepotato reviews
Ginny Weasley and her best friend, Roberta Granger, Hermione's sister, hatch a brilliant plan, involving their very stubborn brother and sister...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2003 - Published: 6/25/2002 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Pendant of Eternity by Atlantis Forester reviews
Jori, a clever, quiet girl, her hot tempered best friend, and her popular archenemy are transported to Middle Earth. There, they will learn that being heroes is probably the hardest thing beside losing the ones you love. On hiatus till further notice.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Legolas
Crippled Prize by Mizalaye reviews
**Complete** Set several years after RotK-A terrible crime causes Aragorn to embark on perhaps his most personal quest to date. Can he possibly triumph, even with Legolas' assistance? *NOT SLASH!!* (rated PG for mild violence)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,683 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Through the Trapdoor by Insane Kitten reviews
My masterpiece...is...COMPLETE! WoOoOoO! Never thought you'd live to see the day did you? WELL YOU HAVE! (Hopefully, assuming you're reading this and you're alive...) HAPPY READING EVERYBODY!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,309 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Complete
The Three Wielders of the Enchanted Silverware by Mizalaye reviews
**Complete** A whirlwind + Galadriel + REALLY messed-up characters + three teenage girls + bizarre objects + even more cameos + song parodies + sugar highs + evil creations + disorientation + Enchanted Backpacks + Silverware = complete random insanity!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,276 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Complete
If Only They Had Listened To the FanFic by thistlemeg reviews
One writer decides to save the Marauders from their eventual destruction by giving them a glimpse of the future...via fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 2/27/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Mary Sue in Rivendell by Mizalaye reviews
**Complete** A stereotypical Mary Sue from the 21st century wanders into the Council of Rivendell, but none of the other characters react as expected! Written in a moment of frustration over the rampant Mary Sue problem.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Complete
Sleepless Nights by speakpirate reviews
Hermione and Ginny slowly discover their feelings for one another over the course of their final four years at Hogwarts. Contains f/f fluffy slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,928 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/20/2002 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Dark Green by The Marauders reviews
Part I of the Triplet Notebook Duology, it shows that there are some things written that are not meant to be shared. For Quagmire Triplet-lovers! Contains one-sided Duncan/Violet. R&R!!! By Moony
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/25/2002
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Pills Do Crazy Things Whee! reviews
Short, silly drabble about the events of Resignation, with a HouseWilson bent. Slight AU. Cameron comes looking for House, but finds... well, someone else.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Two Themes reviews
He revels in the wonder on his new friend's face, knowing that now they are both performers, and he can say his words aloud. A literary interpretation of a scene from the film. Concrit greatly welcomed.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2007
What Never Should Have Happened reviews
The crossover that was never meant to be. If you are a fan of either V for Vendetta or The Princess Bride, stay away! You have been warned... Comicverse. What happens when V explains his true origins.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Children of the Revolution reviews
V for Vignettes. A kind of short story, detailing the tales of the few children who play in the movie. Chapter 1: Tom Malone, just an ordinary boy, is changed by the masked man's message...
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2006