Absoltheharbinger
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Joined 06-02-11, id: 2956733, Profile Updated: 08-05-12
Author has written 8 stories for Vocaloid, Left 4 Dead, Pokémon, Evangelion, Timesplitters, and Higurashi/Umineko series.

A note to readers of 'Ask the Vocaloids':

The admin has taken the fic down due to violations of the fanfic guidelines aka they don't like askfics etc. anymore.

Now, I could rant and bitch and whine about this, but I'm not going to. Why? Several main reasons, in fact.

Firstly, this is not only petty, but it looks and sounds pathetic.

Secondly, doing so will likely get me banned.

Thirdly, it was an oversight of my own that meant I did not notice the new regulations, not in any way the admin's fault.

Fourthly, deviantart.com still (to my knowledge) accepts askfic-format fanfiction, so I shall be re-locating the fic over there, My deviantart profile is also called Absoltheharbinger, so finding me should not, in fact, be a problem.

I have only one grievance with this regulation, and that is that there is still an awful lot of Vocaloid askfiction floating around the site, hence my motivation to create my own. I feel it a little unfair that mine has been removed but all the others remain untouched, though I am sure that the admins have their reasons.

I'm sorry for the inconvenience, and (hopefully) see you on the other side.

Absoltheharbinger

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Morphic by Dragonfree reviews
A group of scientists who have had a little to drink get the not–so–brilliant idea of attempting to create 'Pokémorphs' as described in so many book series, but when they succeed and the news gets out, they are forced to raise the morphs themselves.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,133 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Therapy at Muzzle Velocity by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
The Kelly Chambers underdog story. Harbinger has no idea what he's gotten himself into...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,142 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kelly C.
Haku's Diary by XxTwinkesparklezxX reviews
Look into Haku's life through her sadness, happiness, drama, drunken nights and more.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Haku Y.
Mass Reactions by Subject 0 reviews
A fun series of one-shots with the Normandy crew and their feedback on the billion and one things in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011
As Doom Approaches by Douglas-362 reviews
Spin-off of Doom-Kindred by Absoltheharbinger, bringing 'loids into the Pokemon universe. Discontinued due to lack of updates, but will re-kindle if enough response received.
Crossover - Pokémon & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Ruko Y.
Unova Mansion by Dark Amphithere reviews
Twenty-one Pokemon have all been invited to the same place- a mansion in the middle of the ocean. But what will happen when the Pokemon are slowly being killed off one by one? Welcome to Unova Mansion. Rated M for Drama, Death, and Violence.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,175 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
What If by I My Me Mine reviews
What if...Well, what if what? I don't know, you tell me. Welcome one and all to my little corner of the world where...well, why don't you come and find out? Discontinued.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - SF-A2 Miki
A Spider and a Merc by Lordriochi reviews
Juri Han faces off with a very annoying mercenary dressed in red and black. Guess who? Warning: Language, very "interesting" things and breaking of the fourth wall.
Crossover - Marvel & Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Juri
PMorph: Origin by LostCraft reviews
In a London research facility, genetic engineer Andrew Sullivan succeeds in finding a way to inject fossil Pokémon DNA into a human host. The results, however, are not exactly what he had in mind, and all of a sudden he has a "Mix" to care for...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Ariados, Haunter/Ghost - Complete
Azumanga Royale by DB Sommer reviews
Come on, you knew someone had to do it. It's an AzumangaBattle Royale fusion. Luckily, this one is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
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Vocaloid: Broken Dolls reviews
Henry Parkinson died in Hinamizawa in 1983. So what is he doing, surrounded by these strange people in a facility he cannot leave? Will he cope? Will he ever be accepted? Sequel to my Higurashi no Naku Koro ni self-insert 'Higurashi: Broken Chains arc', but mostly self-contained. It might be an idea to read that first, though. Rated for sex, language, adult themes and violence.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012
Silver Anniversary: A birthday fic for Yowane Haku reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin; Henry learns that it's Haku's birthday, and decides that she needs to enjoy herself for a change! Set in the universe of Vocaloid: Broken Dolls. Rated for minor adult themes and language (incidentally, both from Dell -.- such a pottymouth). I know it's cheesy, but it's a slice-of-life chapter - think of it as a silly little OVA for a serious anime.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Haku Y. - Complete
Higurashi: Broken Chains Arc reviews
Self-Insert fan arc of the Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni series. I do not own any of the characters within, apart from myself and Charlie a friend of mine in real life . Rated for graphic murder and torture, as well as minor language. Part one of the 'Broken' mini-series I'm working on. I regret nothing. Read and review please!
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,005 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Complete
Doom Kindred
Where darkness falls, and the fate of the universe rests in the hands of someone who just wants to be normal, how will the games of the gods play out? Rated M: Features murder, non-lemon sex, language and adult themes. OC, mostly game universe. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,603 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Flannery/Asuna, Absol
Timesplitters: Future Perfect reviews
My personal novelisation of the Free Radical swansong of the same name. I do not own any of the stuff mentioned within kind of goes without saying, as this is fanfiction ... . As this is a novelisation, some artistic license was used with the storyline, and Cortez does, in fact, talk. Rated for language and minor adult themes.
Timesplitters - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012
Evangelion 2,50: You Will :Not: Survive reviews
When another pilot arrives at NERV Headquarters, what will happen? Will Gendo's scheming stll come to fruition? Self-Insert, based on Rebuild of Evangelion 2.20. Rated for graphic violence, nudity, non-lemon sex, character death, language, randomness ...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,795 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Complete
Mah Buddy Nick reviews
When your best friend is dragged away by the Infected, how will you cope? No Nellis, except for friendship. Rated T for language. One-shot.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Calne Ca: The Heart of a Monster reviews
A sneak-peek into the mind of everyone's favourite Vocaloid nightmare fuel. Adapted slightly from Deino's original design. Rated T for language, violence and minor adult themes. One-shot.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Complete