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Joined 06-02-11, id: 2957464, Profile Updated: 09-27-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Glee, iCarly, and Victorious.

The Introduction: Why You Don't Need To Know My Name, Age, or Location

Hello! I would like to personally thank you for visiting my profile page! But, unfortunately, that isn't possible because I don't have a special stalker device to see who has visited my profile page. (Or do I? *looks around deviously*) Well, I don't think you need to know my name. I mean really, why the hell would you care? That's what you have a PenName for. Duh! I am an exceptionally talented writer for my age (if I do say so myself), another fact about me which you also do not need to know. I'm definitely NOT telling you my location, because I don't want to die because some people just don't know how to shut up and they blab their mouths to someone who may very well be a killer. Yeah. That's right.


Talents: I am a writer, an artist, a singer, and an actress.I'm also not bad at imitating characters from AVPM and AVPS. :D

Likes: Heels (What? I like being three inches taller than I actually am! ^_^), dresses that aren't girly, tape, and boxes.

LOVES: TEAM STARKID, ANYTHING TO DO WITH TEAM STARKID, LAUREN LOPEZ, PEDRO'S ARMY AND EVERYONE IN IT, DOCTOR WHO, GLEE, Pancit Canton (the best instant Asian noodles EVER), Victorious, Harry Potter, AVPM, AVPS, Percy Jackson, violence, writing, singing, acting, making people laugh, my friends, my family, Just Dance 1 and 2, Fanfiction, FictionPress, my Language Arts teacher Mrs. Poko, Shakespeare, Ariana Grande, Madonna, Barbra Streisand, The Nanny, Guys and Dolls, Funny Girl, Criminal Minds, Hot in Cleveland, That 70's Show, Glee, Ariana Grande as Cat, karaoke, Oh! My Goddess, anime and manga in general, KITTIES!!!!, baby bunnies, funny quotes, Team Starkid, Redvines :), Sirius Black, cute shoes, Adele, Paramore, Green Day, The Beatles, Elton John, showtunes, Avril Lavigne, The Rolling Stones, Gwyneth Paltrow, Naya Rivera, DARREN CRISS!!!, Britney Spears, and a bunch of other stuff I forgot to mention

HATES (There aren't any "dislikes" here. I either like it, love it, or hate it.): When people are rude, stupid people, falling down, being wrong, gay canon pairings, Robbie on Victorious (I'm sorry, he just annoys me so much!!), the fact that Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends was canceled, places that are too hot, when people stall and don't spit it out already, waiting, patience, waking up before 8 unless it's a school day, being woken up and then can't go back to sleep, when my ears pop, stupid people, girls who are shallow and conceited, girls who have to do things to themselves to feel good, criticism, losing (Now before you judge me too harshly, I'm not one of those idiots who will do anything to win. No, I'll play fair (most of the time), I just hate to lose.), when my ice cream melts, when cereal gets all soggy, that more people don't like Redvines :), stupid people (did I say that already?), the fact that some people have no respect for others, Finkle, Otto, Sujay, Cameron, people who talk about Justin Bieber on a Britney Spears video, Justin Bieber, when my drawings turn out crappy, that 2-day waiting span when you first sign up for Fanfiction or FictionPress and you can't publish anything even though you have a good story all ready to go, flamers, being scared, the fact that I haven't become famous because of Youtube and Justin Bieber has, Finn on Glee (I'm sorry; I did say I hated stupid people, right??), Jesse on Glee, the fact that I don't have a twin sister, the fact that they have karaoke videos for all the songs that Victoria Justice has done but not for the song Give it Up by Ari and Liz, the fact that it's taking so long for Keiichi and Belldandy to get together, too much homework, extra tests, and stupid people.

And that's not even half of it.


I am an available beta-reader! Yay!


Proud to be a Starship Ranger

Proud to be Gryffinpuff

Proud to be a Gleek

Proud to be a member of Pedro's Army

Proud to be a Starkid

Proud to say no to the status quo

Proud to be a Whovian

Proud to be a fangirl


(Lauren and Lise are sitting in a classroom)

Lise-I can’t believe we’ve got double English.

Lauren- English is well dry

Lise- I don’t see what so great about reading anyways

Lauren- No, readings for loooosers.

Lise- Innit though. A’least we got a new teacher today

Lauren- yeah, right, that’ll be a laugh won’it

(Enter Mr. Logan/David Tennant)

Mr. Logan- Morning.

All- Allllright

Mr. Logan- As I’m sure you’re aware my name is Mr. Logan, I’m your new English teacher. Nice to meet you all. Hope you’re all ready to get to grips with some Elizabethan literature. Let all turn to page fifty three, in our poetry text books. I think we’ll dive straight in with the bard himself.

Lauren- Sir?

Mr. Logan- Yeah

Lauren- Are you English, sir?

Mr. Logan- No, I’m Scottish.

Lauren- So you ain’t English then.

Mr. Logan- No, I’m British.

Lauren- So you ain’t English then.

Mr. Logan- No I’m not but as you can see I do speak English.

Lauren- But I can’t understand what your saying, sir.

Mr. Logan- Well clearly you can.

Lauren- Sorry, are you talking Scottish now?

Mr. Logan- No, I’m talking English.

Lauren- Right. Don’t sound like it.

Mr. Logan- Okay, whatever you want. Now, let’s get on with Shakespeare.

Lauren- I don’t think you’re qualified to teach us English.

Mr. Logan- I am perfectly qualified to teach you English.

Lauren- I don’t fink you are though.

Mr. Logan- You don’t have to be English to teach it.

Lauren- Right, have we got double English, or double Scottish?

Mr. Logan- Is your name Lauren Cooper by any chance?

Lauren- Yeah. Why?

Mr. Logan- Your reputation precedes you.

Lauren- Innit though.

Mr. Logan- So, Shakespeare’s sonnets--

Lauren- Sir?

Mr. Logan- A sonnet is a poem--

Lauren- Sir?

Mr. Logan- --written in fourteen--

Lauren- Sir?

Mr. Logan- --lines--

Lauren- Sir?

Mr. Logan- -- the last two of which--

Lauren- Sir?

Mr. Logan- --must form a rhyming couplet--

Lauren- Sir?

Mr. Logan- Yes Lauren!

Lauren- Can I aks you a question?

Mr. Logan- Not just now.

Lauren- Can I aks you a question now?

Mr. Logan- Just wait.

Lauren- But can I just aks you a question? I only want to aks you a question. Can’t I aks you a question? I’m just aksing you a question. Can’t I aks you a question?

Mr. Logan- What is it?

Lauren- Are you the Doctor?

Mr. Logan- Doctor Who?

Lise & Lauren- It is you!

(All laugh)

Mr. Logan I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Lauren- You look like Doctor Who though!

Mr. Logan I’m not Doctor Who, I’m your English teacher.

Lauren- I don’t think you are though.

Mr. Logan- Lauren.

Lauren- I think you’re a nine hundred and forty five year old Time Lord.

Mr. Logan- Listen.

Lauren- Did you just pitch up from Mars?

Mr. Logan- Don’t be ridiculous.

Lauren- You know your house, right.

Mr. Logan- What?

Lauren- You know your house?

Mr. Logan- Yeah.

Lauren- Is it bigger on the inside?

Mr. Logan- Be quiet.

Lauren- Have you parked the TARDIS on a meter?

Mr. Logan- Can we please get back to Shakespeare!

Lauren- *fhuh* (sits back into chair)

Mr. Logan- Thank you. So--

Lauren- Do you fancy Billie Piper sir?

Mr. Logan- Right. (stands up) You are the most insolent child I have ever had the misfortune to teach!

Lauren- Thank you.

Mr. Logan- You’re pointless, repetitious and extremely dull.

Lauren- A bit like Shakespeare.

Mr. Logan- You’re not even worthy to mention his name, William Shakes -- William Shakespeare was a genius, you, little madam are definitely not. Now just sit there and keep your mouth shut or I will fail you in this whole module right now!

Lauren- *fhuh* Ammist I bovvered? Ammist I bovvered forsooth?

Mr. Logan- Lauren.

Lauren- Looketh at my face.

Mr. Logan- I don’t--

Lauren- Looketh at my face.

Mr. Logan- Stop it.

Lauren- Is this a bovvered face thou see before thee?

Mr. Logan- Right, I’m calling your parents.

Lauren- Are you disrespecting the house of Cooper?! Are thou calling my mother a pox ridden wench?

Mr. Logan- Enough.

Lauren- Are thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple?

Mr. Logan- Lauren.

Lauren- But he ain’t even a goodly rotten apple.

Mr. Logan- Listen to me.

Lauren- But he ain’t even a goodly rotten apple, though.

Mr. Logan- That’s enough.

Lauren- Face, is –

Mr. Logan- Lauren.

Lauren- --bovvered--

Mr. Logan- Lauren, enough.

Lauren- --Look at it--

Mr. Logan- Enough

Lauren- --Look at it--

Mr. Logan- --Stop, that’s it--

Lauren- But my liege--

Mr. Logan- -- No, stop--

Lauren- --My liege --

Mr. Logan- --Shh, enough--

Lauren- --My liege --

Mr. Logan- -- No--

Lauren- --My liege --

Mr. Logan- --Enough--

Lauren- --Bovverd, face, this, bovvered--

Mr. Logan- --Lauren--

Lauren- *Scottish accent* You take the high road and I’ll take the low. *normal voice* I ain’t even bovvered. I ain’t bovvered. Look, face, bovvered, bovvered, face, bovvered, I ain’t even bovvered. My liege, I be not bovvered forsooth, I be not bovvered. Face, bovvered, I ain’t even bovvered, face, bovvered, Shakespeare, sonnets, I ain’t even bovvered.

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun,
Coral is far more red than her lips' red.
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hair be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfurmes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound.
I grant I never saw a goddess go:
My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.
And yet by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.

(Bangs desk) Bite me, alien boy!

Mr. Logan- (pulls out sonic screwdriver and uses it on Lauren, who turns into Rose Tyler action figure) That’s better. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Lauren/Rose Tyler action figure- I still ain’t bovvered!


Rose: You're not a real human, you're just a bitchy trampoline!!!

Doctor: Bananas are good.

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Why are we so Blind? by DaisyDoodle reviews
Taz gets sick and lets it get out of hand. Thinking she can handle it, she keep it a secret. Up gets a girlfriend and Taz realizes how much she needs him, when he starts to spend more time with the new girl than Taz.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,521 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Time To Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is! by dork-with-glasses reviews
For the pupils of Hogwarts, it's time to put their galleons where their mouths are as they accept and reject bets from their friends. "Never. Going. To. Happen." "You gonna put your galleons where your mouth is?" Across all characters and all time frames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,145 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sirius B., Fred W. - Complete
Percy Jackson's Myth: The Lightning Thief by peasantly-surprised reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Grover, the Stolls, Katie, Thalia, Nico, Clarisse, and Chris read the first book together. This is an example of what EVERYBODY does for this type of fanfic...no offense. I'm gonna do my version after this one. Rated 'cause I'm paranoid!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,816 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Snogging List by deceptive-serenade reviews
I'm visiting the Potter home for one day, and things have already gotten screwy. Am I the only sane one here? Sequel to The Bucket List! Albus/OC Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
Aeris Evans Potter and Slytherin's Snake by ReginaRheims7711 reviews
Love comes when you least expect it. Finding out who it is really sends your heart spinning. He was my love, my everything and I needed him. It takes courage to ask someone to dance but now is the time to set my heart free.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,604 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Aeris Evans and The Curse of the Triangle Scar by ReginaRheims7711 reviews
Everyone is born with a purpose. I was born for a reason. The same reason as my brother, Harry. Destroy the man who killed our parents, destroyed our lives, and cursed us. So begins Aeris's Seven years at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,802 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Sequel by SerpentWinged reviews
Order of the Phoenix and Dumbledore's Army watch A Very Potter Sequel. Rated T for Language! Read it, or Mama Umbridge will pull out her LOVE Handel! Edit: I HAVE RETURNED WITH FRESH INSPIRATION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Glares I Get by AnotherAspiringWriter reviews
Did they ever tell us the real reason Cat dyes her hair? Not really, not well enough. And what do her parents have to do with it all? Now that we think about, Cat has one screwed up life... But can her friends help her out?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,760 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Cat V., Jade W.
First Encounters And Other Such Incidents by Plot Bunnies Rule reviews
"Have you and Tazmania Alvarez ever had, shall we say, sexual relations?" The most memorable of adventures are the ones that change everything. STARSHIP, Taz/Up Tup
Starship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Taz, Up
Reconstruction by gypsy rosalie reviews
After the events on Bug World, Taz and Up's real feelings become increasingly obvious...but not to each other. Meanwhile, Space-Claw's plotting and a dangerous new army is gathering on the other side of the galaxy. TUp.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,693 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Up, Taz - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Optimistic Dreamer reviews
The Harry Potter Characters watch 'A Very Potter Musical' by Team StarKid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
Captured by the-strength-in-my-scars reviews
Up and Taz are close friends, but only friends. So what happens when Taz is captured by the robots? Will their relationship change? Please review!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up
Who Would Win in a Duel? by Ferretess xxx reviews
Fred and George host a game show where they talk about who would win in a duel. Also, readers get to review on who they would vote for. Mrs. Figg is a character because she shows up in nearly every duel it seems!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - George W., Arabella F. - Complete
Fifth Year For Dummies by GirlWithABook reviews
"That girl was made for you, don't let her slip through your fingers because you were too thick to wake up and smell the roses." Marley is Fred's best friend. But could the infamous Weasley change that? Only Merlin knows. Different summary, same story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 50,502 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Saturday Night by Emtheunicorn reviews
Taz and Up were the toughest rangers around and together they were an unstoppable force. What happens when Taz and Up are separated to go on different missions? How will they cope with this separation? Will they survive their time apart?
Starship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,982 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Taz, Up
Brittany Meets the Warblers by Damian4eva reviews
Brittany visits Kurt one day at Dalton. Takes place between "A Very Glee Christmas" and "Original Songs."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kurt H., Brittany P.
Eye of the Beholder by BadWolfOfCamelot reviews
She practically fell out of the sky and into his life. Some call her a monster, most call her some slightly less pleasant words, but he knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Rated for Taz's mouth.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Taz, Up
What I Lessthanthree About you by I'mafreakinStarshipRanger reviews
Just a series of drabbles and one-shots about what Commander Up loves about everybody's favorite Ranger. rated T cuz I'm paranoid
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Up, Taz
Smiles by Walker'sLampshade reviews
WARNING: Mushy fluff stuff! Okay? You good with that? Just my way of defining my version of Taz and how Up sees her for my longer Taz/Up fanfiction. Please tell me your views! Taaaah.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Up, Taz - Complete
Just Taz by gypsy rosalie reviews
Pre-Starship. Up is looking to train a new Lieutenant, but in taking the little Hispanic girl he rescued five years ago under his wing, he gets a lot more than he bargained for.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Up, Taz - Complete
Human at Last by Illisandria Carthain reviews
The missing scene from when Bug get's psychically linked to the brain-dead Starship Ranger to where he rescues Starship crew 15-A2. 1st-person/possible stream-of consciousness. T because it's a StarKid play ie: language
Starship - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bug - Complete
A New Hope by Katuriin reviews
Taz/Up- Taz is sent on a dangerous mission to a planet to help retrieve lost data. But, months later is reported MIA. Up is determined to go back to find her.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Taz, Up
That Stupid Smile by LunaTheGeek reviews
Krayonder and Specs fluff after Starship takes place :
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Krayonder, Specs
Learning to Dance by Karri Justina reviews
A/N: Thank you to everyone who has supported this story here and on Tumblr. I am excited to announce that the ebook version is now available to download for free at karrijustinashea DOT wordpress DOT com SLASH learning-to-dance - hope you enjoy!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,971 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
The Death Eaters' Chatroom by Witchy Pixie reviews
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
The Makeover by Live2Entertain reviews
February gives Taz a makeover, but will the right person notice?
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Taz, February - Complete
Sickness Will Not Take You Away From Me by TheYoshiGurl reviews
Up has fallen ill and Taz is really worried. Up has been in his room for days, nearly 2 weeks and Taz is doing everything she can to help him. But what is Up really suffering from?
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
You're Not Alone by musicals4life reviews
"I'm alone, I'll always be alone." Up's gone and Taz has never felt more alone. Inspired by Starkid's Starship. Taz/Up. RAted for Taz's foul language.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
You're Never Alone by musicals4life reviews
I had previously uploaded this before "Starship" was a category, so here it is in the right category: "I'm alone, I'll always be alone." Up's missing and Taz has never felt more alone. Inspired by Starkid's Starship. Taz/Up. Rated for Taz's foul language
Starship - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
To Have a Home by musicals4life reviews
Tanya Josephina Up didn't want to be the next generation of the Starship Rangers, she only wanted to have a normal life and leave the Starship that she had been stuck on all of her life. When the opportunity arises to go down to Earth, she takes it
Starship - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Taz, Up
Tough by gimmeachancetofly reviews
"You remember that time, when you taught me calculus? Calculus was TOUGH!" The epic tale of when Commander Up taught Taz the art of calculus. Really short but it's my first Starship fic so please review!
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
What Did I Get Myself Into? by SugoiAsian reviews
It all starts with a mission, involving a mischievous demigod and a goody-two shoes, to find PERCY JACKSON. Romance blossoms, EVIL SURFACES, unprepared State Farm agents, and an ADHD GAEA! Join Katie and Travis on this fun-packed, action filled adventure!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,498 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Will you go out with me? by macawtopia reviews
Asking someone for a date is almost never easy... as many of our favourite HP characters are well aware. This story will contain various examples of how, and how not to, pop the question... Drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
iSee Sam's Diary by zazeendot reviews
When Sam drops her diary and Freddie finds it and reads it, will he get to know the real Sam...the one that likes him? And will he find himself, and love, along the way? T just in case. Seddie 3
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Don't Cry by RandomlyGeneratedUserName reviews
Taz can't always be strong, but it's okay, because Up will always be there.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Ranger Danger by PaigieSaysStopAndStare reviews
I'm Falling in love, falling in love, falling in love with a Starship Ranger...
Starship - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bug - Complete
The Revenge of Junior by MarynMoriarty reviews
Did you really think he was dead? No, he is back and is planning revenge on two unsuspecting rangers! Can they survive and what secerets will be revealed? Eventual Taz/Up please R&R.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Up, Taz
How to Succeed on a Starship Without Really Trying by Rocketship2Mars reviews
After Taz turns down a night of watching The Karate Kid to go work out, Up is feeling rather lonely, so he decides to go & be her workout buddy. But it seems that Starship 15A2's gym has some secrets... OneShot
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Alright, Evans? by breezieair reviews
James Potter. Mr. Immature, Mr. Gross, Mr. Pervert,… Mr. I-want-to-lick-melted-chocolate-off-your-Quidditch-toned-golden-six-pack-and-watch-you-moan-WHAT! No. No. No. This is why going to Quidditch games is bad for your soul. It makes you pervy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,223 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Place Where Stars Are Born by Soapie 7 reviews
The New Directions and Kurt and Blaine have came too Hollywood Arts in hope to win a scholarship there. Meanwhile, stress is going around causing drama with Tori and her friends and the Glee Club.
Crossover - Glee & Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,179 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
Black and White by Laura Hollis reviews
'She never lets anybody see her cry.' A look inside a certain schience officer's feelings for the broken girl in the bandanna. Femslash, rated T for strong language. One-shot. And, the first story in this catergory!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - February, Taz - Complete
Combat by HungerForWords reviews
Taz challenges Up for a session of hand-to-hand combat. Up accepts her challenge, just to take her arrogance down a notch. Of course, their true feelings for each other surface.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011
The Things About Her by HungerForWords reviews
A very short Taz & Up fanfiction. Up thinks about Taz and how much she has changed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Sleepless Nights by HungerForWords
A short TUP one shot. Since the robot wars, Taz has been a wreck. She wants to become a Lieutenant, but if she her performance is mediocre, it's impossible. Her Commander, Up tries to help her improve. After all, he's always had a soft spot for her.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Brittany's Diary by ChristmasEveLastYear reviews
Brittany's Diary entries from the day she entered Glee club till the day it was almost over. She's been writing a lot lately, mostly things about Santana...that's not weird..is it?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 116,077 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L.
100Prompts of TUp by AssasinQueen reviews
Starship: Exactly as the title says, 100 stories about the TazxUp pairing.
Starship - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Taz, Up
Pickles by AssasinQueen reviews
Starship: Two short tales about Specs and Krayonder. Contains breif Spayonder.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Krayonder, Specs - Complete
Dear Dumb Ron, by GlitterGeek reviews
Ron plus Hermione's diary can only equal one thing. And that's trouble. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Weasley Wedding by pseudowriter reviews
Ron and Hermione are about to get married today. I know, it's done a thousand times! So why is my story any different? You have to read it to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,125 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lieutenant Lopez by AssasinQueen reviews
Starship: Short stories revolving around Lt. Taz. Concerning both her past and future. Will contain: TUp, Tunior & occasionally TazxOC. Rated M to be safe
Starship - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Taz
A Fine Specimen by AssasinQueen reviews
Starship: Krayonder takes a time-out to woo his favourite Engineer.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Krayonder, Specs - Complete
Holding On by RivkAnn reviews
What happened after Up recieved his final injury. Taz must deal with her own injuries as well as his. Very angsty. TUp. I own nothing. Starship and its characters c Team Starkid.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Makeovers, Medals, and Redvines by RivkAnn reviews
Based off of Team Starkid's Starship. The eight heroes recieve awards for their accomplishments. Meanwhile, February gives the ladies a makeover, and Up must deal with his feelings for Taz. Starship c Team Starkid.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Sista Taz by RivkAnn reviews
Starship parodies a scene from A Very Potter Sequel. Taz teaches the new recruits some life lessons. Starship and A Very Potter Sequel c Team Starkid.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
I Wanna Be A Starship Ranger by GleeFangurl721 reviews
Drabbles or one shots about Starship! Starship is owned by Starkid! Taz, Up, Specs, Krayonder, Tootsie, Mega Girl, Bug, February, OC's!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011
A Very Umbridge Sequel by gypsy rosalie reviews
Very Potter Musical/Sequel. Umbridge's fears that she's getting 'chubby' turn out to be something more wonderful...her Mama WOULD be pleased! But can she straighten out her own chil'rens? And will that Harry Potter and his friends ever leave her alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,613 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Dolores U., Firenze - Complete
Just Cuddling by musicals4life reviews
Some Taz/Up fluff for you! Inspired by the totally awesome original musical Starship created by the totally awesome group Starkid! Taz opened her eyes to find herself pressed up against Up's chest. "Up? What are jou doing?" "Cuddling,"
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
iDate: Sam & Freddie by SamLuvzFreddie reviews
After the out-of-the-blue kiss that Sam and Freddie shared, Freddie decides to take a chance and go out with her for a night. What happens when Carly's jealous side begins to show, and she tries to sabatoge their date? S/F
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Video Confessions of a Percy Jackson Production by Virawl reviews
What happens when the camp gets in charge of a movie about themselves, hire mortal doubles and capture this all on video diary entries? Hilarity, chaos, insanity, romance, and much much more will ensue! A Percy Jackson Production! "Percy! OUR production!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Hands Down by StilloftheSilence reviews
Percy and Annabeth share a moment before the battle on Olympus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Percy Is Oblivious Contest by tiffc10 reviews
Chiron is wondering what mortals will write about Percy being oblivious to flirting girls. What will they write for the contest? And what will the new Mary Sue and Annabeth Chase think?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Complete
No News by fuzzyalligator reviews
Ron waits impatiently at St. Mungo's
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Artificially Unintelligent by IsOkayGood reviews
Starship Musical drabble. Tootsie Noodles and MegaGirl go on a date.
Starship - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Tootsie Megagirl, Ultrabeam Megagirl - Complete
Minerva and Dolores by jampen reviews
Dolores proposes something ridiculous that will cause hilarity and mayhem. This will be part of a longer story. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Minerva M., Dolores U.
Erised by IsOkayGood reviews
A collection of one-shot drabbles about what our favourite characters see in the Mirror of Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Mirror of Erised - Complete
Going Out With The Dark Lord by NRC reviews
Quirrelmort after AVPM. AVPM/AVPS compliant. If you haven't watched the musicals, please don't read this - it gives spoilers and you won't get the jokes. Drabble. SLASH, but no sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell - Complete
Umbridge: After 'A Very Potter Sequel' by NRC reviews
Title says it all. AVPM/AVPS compliant. If you haven't watched the musicals, please don't read this - it gives spoilers and you won't get the jokes. Drabble. FIC CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Firenze, Dolores U. - Complete
Her Sister's Eyes by Karri Justina reviews
A Character Study.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Hogwart's Reaction to A Very Potter Sequel by yeboii reviews
The whole school joined in the Great Hall to watch A Very Potter Sequel, which we all know would result in hilarity. This is their reaction to it! Basically the title. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
There's a Time and a Place by StealerOfDreams reviews
When the Doctor, Rose and Captain Jack visit a planet, Jack starts experiencing strange symptoms which lead to larger problems. 9Rose. HOLY TARDIS BATMAN, AN UPDATE.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2006 - 9th Doctor, Jack H.
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
I Believe I Hate You by idiotique reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley hate each other...don't they? Now appointed Head Boy and Girl, that means they'll be spending a lot of time together. Will they be able to stand each other for their last year of Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,137 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Why I Hate Harry Potter by Ai-Ai The All-Powerful reviews
Just because people are famous doesn't mean everybody likes them. Because I hate him. What? I do! You don't believe me. Read and you'll see. Because I really do despise that man. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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iGet Transferred reviews
The day after the big kiss that shocked us all - Sam's confusion gets even more muddled as she's transferred to Hollywood Arts and Jade gets transferred to Ridgeway after breaking up with Beck. Seddie promised in sooner chapters, and Beck/Jade too!
Crossover - iCarly & Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sam P., Jade W.
The Similarities and Differences reviews
Some Draluna drabble. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Draco M., Luna L.
Minorities reviews
A challenge, set from the episode Throwdown. From Sue's point of view.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sue S.
Oblivious to the Scene reviews
This is a series of one-shots for tiffc10's "Percy is Oblivious" contest. I hope you enjoy it! Rated T just to be safe for future chapters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
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