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Joined 06-02-11, id: 2958619, Profile Updated: 06-06-11
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Name: It’s kind of weird and doesn’t really sound like a name so I’m not bothering to go into this

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Some of my interests:

I’m a film geek. My username pays homage to the most haunting cinematic performance I’ll never forget.

Love, love, love anime and manga.

I’m especially addicted to Naruto right now. Kishimoto is very clever in writing fight scenes and Uchiha angst XD. But he is sort of lame at writing female characters which is why the idea of a female Naruto sounds appealing to me. Sakura is a useful healer but she is weak nobody on the battlefield, the very point of being a ninja. There should have been more Ino in Part 1 as I see a lot of people despise her. Hello, who was the one who abandoned her friend for a schoolgirl crush? I don’t dig her look in Shippuden though. I’m hopeful for the Mizukage but I have a feeling she will be another damsel in distress ala Tsunade, Hinata and Sakura.

Ballet. I go to dance school.

Listening to classical music.

Lasagna and crème brûlée are my guilty pleasures.

I love buying shoes and perfume, I don’t care for anything else.

I like picnics because outdoors with friends and family is fun.

I’m currently into the female Naruto fandom. I also like reading Uchiha angst and Madara/Tobi crack fics.

Favorite Naruto characters: Naruto, Madara, Sasuke, Kakashi, Ino, Gaara, Konan, Hashirama, Deidara, Tobi, Kankuro, Itachi, Obito, Minato and Kushina.

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Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 168,556 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
A Kunoichi in Konoha by Ozzallos reviews
Bereft of friendship and guidance, Naruto falls back on a familiar crutch, only to find salvation where he least expects it. Divergence, fem!Naru, read the forward notes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,502 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fifty Days by Sashocirrione reviews
L has won and Light is now a useless blabbering idiot who can't do anything, so Misa decides to take L prisoner and get some revenge. Mind games, bondage and manipulation. Has L underestimated Misa, or has Misa underestimated L? A sick, twisted LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 194,010 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Uzumaki's War by Daystar Clarion reviews
Awakening from a coma, Naruto has to deal with a traitorous mind and a body bent on destruction. Sequel to Silence of the Damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,741 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Naruto U.
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Committed by lotus-bugxm9 reviews
Shippuden reunion remix! She couldn't believe they were so close. Yet as she ran, her heart about ready to explode inside her chest, did she with a sparkle of blue eyes dare to hope that this time would really be it. Naruko/Sasuke... oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,654 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Being Human by Tridacnagigas reviews
Sasuke encounters Naruto in a little town while Team Hebi is off enjoying a festival. Unfortunately, both are using sexy-no-jutsu. Hilarity ensues, hopefully .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A love in the past time by Belletiger BT reviews
After the battle at the Valley of End, Naruto ends up in the past, a past before Konoha was born and meeting the young versions of the First,Second Hokage and Madara.A friendship and love is born from the fathers of Konoha. ShodaimexFemnaruxMadara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,870 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ruby Blue by Petileo reviews
Au. Sasunaru, female Naruto. “You are reality Naruto, you’re my reality.” He smirked, and she never wished for to be able to hit him more than she did at that moment. “And you know how much I hate dreams…” M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In name only by Agni reviews
Theirs is a marriage in name only. What is an ideal relationship to others is a sham to them but for how long? Will they be able to give up the easy but hollow life they enjoyed to experience the glory of love? FemNaru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hatsukoi by Agni reviews
He had fulfilled his ambition. His clan is finally avenged. Now it is time to return home and claim his hatsukoi. SasuNaru, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 194 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Remember to Knock by Arashi32900 reviews
Sasuxnaru. Female Naruto, don't like, don't read. Sasuke needs to remember to knock just as much as Naruto needs to remember to lock the door. Read and review, please! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews
When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Red Eye Blue by zsuzsi reviews
SasuNaru. Part I: Naruto gets turned into a girl, and gets stalked. Part II: Naruto gets knocked up. Mostly humor with a little angst to round things out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,189 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Genshi by lastyearsthing reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 419 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sex Change no Jutsu by Rike-sama reviews
Naruto decides to spend the rest of his life as a girl, much to Sakura's horror, Kakashi's amusement and pervert!Sasuke's delight. And what's this about ramen and Itachi...? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Persona reviews
It's Uchiha Sasuke's false sense of loyalty to his clan that would make him go to great lengths even at the expense of a thirteen year old girl's virtue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.